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[00:04:09] * paulej72 gives tama an infinite sotrage device
[00:04:10] * tama drops the Pitfall: the Mayan Adventure OST and takes an infinite sotrage device.
[00:07:30] <tama> chocobos are good with a hi-potion
[00:09:56] <paulej72> tama: chocobos are good done medium well on rye with a bit of spicy mustard
[00:09:56] <tama> Okay, paulej72.
[00:13:31] <tama> tama is in a maze of twisty vibrators
[01:33:07] <crutchy> tama, children are delicious when cooked medium rare
[01:33:07] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[01:36:33] <tama> TSA is Toilet Safety Administration.
[01:37:28] <crutchy> it surely is
[01:40:34] <tama> salsa is best left in the jar.
[01:41:27] <crutchy> noooooo!
[01:41:55] <crutchy> tama, salsa tastes best when consumed fresh of a woman
[01:41:55] <tama> A thousand apologies, effendi, but I do not understand.
[01:45:34] <tama> it is a trap
[02:07:47] <crutchy> ~chart
[02:08:52] <crutchy> ~chart
[02:12:35] <tama> it is not appropriate to put lemon juice on a vagina prior to eating it
[02:21:45] <crutchy> ~chart
[02:22:46] <crutchy> ~chart
[02:26:35] <tama> Your mom is so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed 3 shows.
[02:44:50] <crutchy> !quote 221
[02:44:50] <Bender> Can't find quote 221
[02:44:54] <crutchy> !quote 220
[02:44:54] <Bender> Can't find quote 220
[02:48:36] <tama> faggots are subversive and therefor undesirable.
[05:50:23] <crutchy> ~rehash
[05:50:24] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[05:50:45] <crutchy> ~define-delete mad pussy
[05:50:46] <exec> term "mad pussy" deleted from local definitions file
[05:50:53] <crutchy> ~define mad pussy
[05:51:07] <exec> mad pussy: unable to find definition
[05:51:21] <crutchy> ~define-add mad pussy, pussy with teeth
[05:51:21] <exec> definition for term "mad pussy" set to "pussy with teeth"
[05:54:43] <tama> There is some optimization going on in my pants
[05:57:36] <chromas> !grab tama
[05:57:36] <Bender> Added quote 25
[05:57:47] <chromas> cheating_by_proxy++
[05:57:47] <Bender> karma - cheating_by_proxy: 1
[05:59:17] <crutchy> ~define-count
[05:59:17] <exec> custom definition count: 35
[06:01:22] <crutchy> ~define-list
[06:01:33] <crutchy> ~rehash
[06:01:34] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[06:01:36] <crutchy> ~define-list
[06:01:36] <exec> alias "~define-list" requires additional trailing argument
[06:02:25] <crutchy> ~rehash
[06:02:25] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[06:02:27] <crutchy> ~define-list
[06:02:28] <ciri> There were no players to meet your demands halfway.
[06:04:48] <chromas> !define-list smegma
[06:04:50] <chromas> ~define-list smegma
[06:05:03] <crutchy> [/dev] => useless directory in *nix systems... safe to delete
[06:05:14] <crutchy> ~define /dev
[06:05:14] <exec> [soylent] /dev: useless directory in *nix systems... safe to delete
[06:06:15] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:27 > [crutchy] => popsicle
[06:06:16] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:27 > [MrBluze] => strange bloke from australia
[06:06:16] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:27 > [slashd] => an alias of crapd
[06:06:16] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:27 > [scrufting] => what crutchy's guinea pigs do
[06:06:16] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:27 > [wimjub] => Kawasaki Panzerfaust m2 triple platinum plus radium Jizzy stick at 27 jiggawats.
[06:06:17] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [doorsnoker] => the ssid of crutchy's wifi router thingy
[06:06:21] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [slompochomp] => the ssid of arti's wifi router thingy
[06:06:23] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [frostivag] => your sister
[06:06:25] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [wombat] => rock that grunts
[06:06:27] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [homerow] => to help your coworker see the error of his way by beating him senseless with your keyboard
[06:06:30] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [Soylent] => fuck beta!
[06:06:32] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [lisp] => A speech impediment which causes sufferers to speak parenthetically while being unable to pronounce the word lisp
[06:06:34] <ciri> crutchy, 2014-08-17 17:02 Pm (est) ~ 1.
[06:06:37] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [/dev] => useless directory in *nix systems... safe to delete
[06:06:39] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [buttmagic] => something so magical it could only have been pulled out of one's ass. See CSI.
[06:06:42] <chromas> oh it goes to term
[06:06:44] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [farticle] => What you call one tiny bubble out of all the bubbles when you fart in the tub.
[06:06:47] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [rainboy] => chromas' typo of rainbow
[06:06:51] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [fuck] => something you do before getting married
[06:06:53] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [flapcircuits] => seven of nine's naughty bit
[06:06:55] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [butterfly] => kisses When you finish on her eyelashes
[06:06:57] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [pondering] => wandering in a pond (hopefully with gumboots)
[06:06:59] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > ["te] => st" tizest
[06:07:01] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [perl-necklace] => blah
[06:07:03] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [perl necklace] => something about autoneurotic asphyxiation
[06:07:07] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [fairy bread] => buttered bread or sangas with 100s and 1000s sprinkles... yummmmmm!
[06:07:09] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:28 > [shunks] => encrypted chunks of a backup spread over multiple servers
[06:07:13] <crutchy> 2014-08-17 17:02:29 > [flung poo] => a fighting style relying on high velocity faeces a
[06:09:20] <crutchy> ~rehash
[06:09:21] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[06:09:44] <crutchy> hmm
[06:09:49] <crutchy> ~define-list
[06:09:50] <exec> [crutchy] => popsicle
[06:09:50] <exec> [MrBluze] => strange bloke from australia
[06:09:50] <exec> [slashd] => an alias of crapd
[06:09:50] <exec> [scrufting] => what crutchy's guinea pigs do
[06:09:50] <exec> [wimjub] => Kawasaki Panzerfaust m2 triple platinum plus radium Jizzy stick at 27 jiggawats.
[06:09:51] <exec> [doorsnoker] => the ssid of crutchy's wifi router thingy
[06:09:52] <exec> [slompochomp] => the ssid of arti's wifi router thingy
[06:09:52] <exec> [frostivag] => your sister
[06:09:53] <exec> [wombat] => rock that grunts
[06:09:54] <exec> [homerow] => to help your coworker see the error of his way by beating him senseless with your keyboard
[06:09:54] <exec> [Soylent] => fuck beta!
[06:09:55] <exec> [lisp] => A speech impediment which causes sufferers to speak parenthetically while being unable to pronounce the word lisp
[06:09:56] <ciri> exec, "Hear that mr. Bucket: a talking beaver: unable to find out if that's true. I'm trying to pronounce the scrambled word.
[06:09:56] <exec> [/dev] => useless directory in *nix systems... safe to delete
[06:09:56] <exec> [buttmagic] => something so magical it could only have been pulled out of one's ass. See CSI.
[06:09:57] <exec> [farticle] => What you call one tiny bubble out of all the bubbles when you fart in the tub.
[06:09:58] <exec> [rainboy] => chromas' typo of rainbow
[06:09:58] <exec> [fuck] => something you do before getting married
[06:09:59] <exec> [flapcircuits] => seven of nine's naughty bit
[06:10:00] <exec> [butterfly] => kisses When you finish on her eyelashes
[06:10:00] <exec> [pondering] => wandering in a pond (hopefully with gumboots)
[06:10:01] <exec> process timed out:
[06:10:39] <crutchy> hmm. well, at least it didn't kill itself
[06:13:43] <tama> PHP is Poo Hole Pr0n
[06:38:17] * chromas gives tama pipecode
[06:38:17] * tama drops Cibo Matto and takes pipecode.
[06:41:44] <tama> ciri is aware that arti is the bringer of code and the fondler of fondles.
[07:01:27] <arti> who is this lagg faggot
[07:02:41] <crutchy> lol
[07:02:52] <crutchy> just another soylentil
[07:02:54] <arti> i've encountered lots of wild faggots
[07:02:56] <arti> today
[07:03:01] <arti> it's like i'm in the faggot bush
[07:03:15] <crutchy> ~define faggot bush
[07:03:16] <arti> and snakes have been unleashed
[07:03:26] <exec> faggot bush: unable to find definition
[07:03:37] <arti> i'd like to see him whipped.
[07:03:43] <arti> WHIPPED
[07:03:51] <arti> also, i want coffee
[07:03:53] <arti> coffee++
[07:03:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 45
[07:03:58] <crutchy> yeah i kinda guessed
[07:04:07] <arti> whiiiiippppeeed
[07:04:14] <crutchy> rought day?
[07:04:17] <arti> lol no
[07:04:20] <arti> had a good one
[07:04:28] <crutchy> rought++
[07:04:28] <Bender> karma - rought: 1
[07:04:36] <arti> i slept for like 10 hours
[07:04:37] <ciri> Ok, how dare you infringe upon anyone's right to annoy a sibling. It's been so many hours, i don't like welfare either.
[07:04:46] * arti feeds ciri an m&m
[07:04:53] <crutchy> man thats a good day?
[07:05:00] <crutchy> fuck
[07:05:02] <arti> nah, but it helps
[07:05:21] <crutchy> i have nfi why i added a ? to that
[07:05:22] <arti> watched this movie on larry flint, hustler
[07:05:35] <arti> totally made me appreciate the dude
[07:05:49] <arti> vocal infliction is a big part of communication
[07:05:51] <crutchy> saw that link you posted thismorn. some fucked up stuff
[07:05:53] <arti> take my friend john for example
[07:06:02] <arti> he picked up a girl from a sushi joint
[07:06:09] <crutchy> ooh nice
[07:06:10] <arti> then the date turned into a lotion sales thingy
[07:06:13] <arti> i think he bought a case of it
[07:06:17] <crutchy> lol
[07:06:26] <arti> but apparently her tone was if you don't buy this i don't have time for you
[07:06:37] <arti> loool
[07:06:52] <crutchy> some chicks are like that i guess
[07:07:03] <arti> my buddy's reasoning was an asian with t&a are pretty attractive
[07:07:05] <crutchy> depends where you pick em up prolly
[07:07:19] <crutchy> definitely
[07:07:30] <arti> so she looks like 22 right? turns out she's 27 and he is actually that age but said 25
[07:07:44] * crutchy is wondering if loggie shouldn't be here :/
[07:07:51] <crutchy> .op
[07:07:51] -!- mode/# [+o crutchy] by juggler
[07:07:56] -!- Loggie was kicked from # by crutchy!~crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net [Loggie]