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[01:01:03] <chromas> \markov tama
[01:01:04] <systemd> tama is an easy lay
[01:01:08] <chromas> \markov give
[01:01:08] <systemd> chromas: Error: I found a broken link in the Markov chain. Maybe I received two bad links to start the chain.
[01:01:12] <chromas> \markov give
[01:01:13] <systemd> chromas: Error: I found a broken link in the Markov chain. Maybe I received two bad links to start the chain.
[01:01:16] <chromas> \nigger
[01:01:17] <systemd> chromas: No, sir, I didn't like it
[01:01:28] * chromas gives tama communication skillz
[01:01:28] * tama is now carrying communication skillz, but dropped a sponge bath.
[01:05:09] <tama> The sed function for exec is hooked up to 600 units >;-d.
[01:19:54] * chromas gives tama a tear for Opera
[01:19:54] * tama is now carrying a tear for Opera, but dropped the Simpsons.
[01:23:10] <tama> laxatives is something the internet needs to function
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[02:03:50] * chromas gives tama a mustache ride
[02:03:50] * tama hands chromas a stick to poke arti back in exchange for a mustache ride
[02:07:11] <tama> Your mama is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
[02:08:00] <chromas> lol
[02:11:11] <tama> chickens are cannibals when given the opportunity
[02:13:00] <chromas> chickens also like eggs
[02:16:12] <tama> you verb z
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[03:58:08] <chromas> tama: spank systemd
[03:58:08] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[03:58:31] <chromas> Ciri: spank systemd
[03:58:33] <ciri> chromas: <Chromas> ciri: spank systemd.
[03:58:36] <chromas> Ciri: spank systemd
[03:58:37] <ciri> chromas: Bender: karma - ciri: spank systemd.
[03:59:08] <chromas> Frowning face icon dot pee en jee
[04:02:15] <tama> crutchy drinks blood.
[04:06:00] <arti> greetings sirs
[04:06:02] <arti> :D
[04:09:16] <tama> exceptions are awesome, except when they're exceptionally exceptional
[05:19:27] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[05:19:28] <monopoly> ^ 03Iraqi TV Host Breaks Down in Tears at Plight of Christians - YouTube
[05:23:18] <tama> big boobs are great, but being caught out gawping at them in public gatherings is unacceptable
[05:27:56] <chromas> Poor christians
[05:28:19] <arti> legitimate persecution
[05:28:42] <arti> we need to write a daemon that resets the religious bit system wide
[05:31:20] <chromas> Also should probably change the bot prefix from backslash
[05:31:35] <chromas> Kind of ruins high fives
[05:31:36] <arti> how many begin with \o
[05:31:37] <ciri> doing good, and you?
[05:32:39] <chromas> I think just the ones JamesNZ gives
[05:32:50] <arti> maybe it's because he's in the southern hemisphere
[05:33:46] <chromas> That's probably it 😃
[05:37:18] <tama> it is not appropriate to put lemon juice on a vagina prior to eating it
[05:41:58] <arti> tama, create var $planguage
[05:41:58] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[05:42:01] <arti> tama, create var planguage
[05:42:01] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:42:22] <arti> tama, create var language
[05:42:22] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:42:51] <arti> tama, add value planguage C
[05:42:51] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:42:53] <arti> tama, add value planguage C++
[05:42:53] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:42:57] <arti> tama, add value planguage COBOL
[05:42:58] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:04] <arti> tama, add value planguage VB
[05:43:04] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:09] <arti> tama, add value planguage VC++
[05:43:09] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:12] <arti> tama, add value planguage Haskell
[05:43:12] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:15] <arti> tama, add value planguage Python
[05:43:15] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:18] <arti> tama, add value planguage PHP
[05:43:19] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:27] <arti> tama, add value planguage Lisp
[05:43:27] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:31] <arti> tama, add value planguage Perl
[05:43:31] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:41] <arti> tama, add value language English
[05:43:41] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:43] <arti> tama, add value language German
[05:43:43] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:45] <arti> tama, add value language Japanese
[05:43:45] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:47] <arti> tama, add value language Russian
[05:43:47] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:53] <arti> tama, add value language French
[05:43:53] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:57] <arti> tama, add value language Gaelic
[05:43:57] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:43:59] <ciri> Where's tama, add value planguage cobol.
[05:45:22] <arti> tama, meow <action> o.o
[05:45:22] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:45:31] <arti> tama, meow <action> pets $who
[05:45:31] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:45:52] <arti> tama, meow <action> avoids $who
[05:45:52] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:45:58] <arti> meow
[05:46:03] <arti> tama, meow
[05:46:03] * tama o.o
[05:46:47] <arti> tama, what was that
[05:46:47] <tama> arti: That was 'meow' (#816): <action> o.o
[05:48:43] <arti> tama, people in $place live in $nouns
[05:48:43] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[05:52:19] <tama> apparently when you died some is hole looted your corpse.
[05:53:26] <arti> tama, create var $endearment
[05:53:26] <tama> I cannot access that data.
[05:53:30] <arti> tama, create var endearment
[05:53:31] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:53:41] <arti> tama, add value endearment fuckface
[05:53:41] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:53:45] <arti> tama, add value endearment sugar
[05:53:45] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:53:52] <arti> tama, add value endearment sweetheart
[05:53:52] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:54:46] <arti> tama, some women <hate> being called $endearment
[05:54:46] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:54:50] <arti> tama, some women
[05:54:50] <tama> some women hate being called fuckface
[05:56:50] <arti> tama, high five <action> high fives $who
[05:56:51] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:56:56] * arti high fives tama
[05:57:20] <arti> tama, high fives $to <action> high fives $who
[05:57:20] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:57:27] * arti high fives tama
[05:57:39] <arti> tama, high fives tama <action> high fives $who
[05:57:39] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:57:42] * arti high fives tama
[05:57:42] * tama high fives arti
[05:58:09] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> purrs
[05:58:09] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:58:46] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> rubs against $who<'s> leg
[05:58:47] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:58:49] * arti pets tama
[05:58:49] * tama purrs
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[05:58:52] * arti pets tama
[05:58:52] * tama rubs against arti<'s> leg
[05:58:58] <arti> tama, forget that
[05:58:58] <tama> Okay, arti, forgot that pets tama <action> rubs against $who<'s> leg
[05:59:03] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> rubs against $whos leg
[05:59:03] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:59:05] * arti pets tama
[05:59:05] * tama rubs against $whos leg
[05:59:14] <arti> tama, forget that
[05:59:14] <tama> Okay, arti, forgot that pets tama <action> rubs against $whos leg
[05:59:22] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> rubs against $who's leg
[05:59:22] <tama> Okay, arti.
[05:59:26] * arti pets tama
[05:59:26] * tama purrs
[05:59:27] * arti pets tama
[05:59:27] * tama purrs
[05:59:29] * arti pets tama
[05:59:29] * tama rubs against arti's leg
[05:59:58] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> is feeling $mood
[05:59:58] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:00:05] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> hisses at $who
[06:00:05] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:00:10] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> hides from $who
[06:00:10] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:00:17] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> meows at $who
[06:00:17] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:00:20] * arti pets tama
[06:00:20] * tama hides from arti
[06:00:41] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> rolls over
[06:00:41] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:00:50] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> sniffs $who
[06:00:50] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:01:35] <chromas> tama, add value planguage Pascal
[06:01:35] <tama> Sorry, chromas, you don't have permissions to edit 'planguage'.
[06:01:43] <arti> oh yes, the permissions
[06:02:02] <arti> i'm still wrapping my brain around this
[06:02:03] <ciri> ^ Pipedot article: robo brain will teach robots everything from the ridiculousness of having anything useful with it.
[06:02:12] * arti pets ciri
[06:02:20] * chromas pokes tama
[06:02:24] * chromas spanks tama
[06:02:59] <chromas> tama, spanks tama <action> slips a finger up $who
[06:02:59] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:03:07] * chromas spanks tama
[06:03:07] * tama slips a finger up chromas
[06:03:11] <arti> tama, create var action
[06:03:11] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:03:27] <arti> tama, add value action poke
[06:03:27] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:03:30] <arti> tama, add value action spank
[06:03:30] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:03:34] <arti> tama, add value action crawl
[06:03:34] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:03:43] <arti> tama, add value action program
[06:03:43] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:03:47] <chromas> Yeah the all-in-one bots have so much going on
[06:04:12] <arti> tama, add value action cries
[06:04:12] <tama> Okay, arti.
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[06:05:04] <arti> tama, add value ejaculation bubbles
[06:05:04] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:05:07] <chromas> \config reload
[06:05:07] <systemd> chromas: The operation succeeded.
[06:05:07] <tama> "The Operation Succeeded" would be a nice name for a rock band.
[06:05:18] <arti> tama, add value ejaculation frothy whale chud
[06:05:18] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:05:19] <ciri> arti, Where's tama, add value endearment sweetheart.
[06:05:50] <arti> tama, add value ejaculation skittles
[06:05:50] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:05:54] <chromas> //test
[06:05:55] <systemd> chromas: No
[06:06:02] <chromas> //markov
[06:06:03] <systemd> chromas: I'm not sure what to make of that
[06:06:07] <chromas> wtf
[06:06:12] <arti> you running an eggdrop or what?
[06:06:23] <arti> i'm not sure if it responds to the ops as channel ops
[06:06:25] <chromas> oh it's too many characters. Can only be one in that slut
[06:06:32] <chromas> it's a supybot
[06:07:10] <chromas> /test
[06:07:12] <arti> tama, spanks tama <action> $actions $who
[06:07:12] <chromas> //test
[06:07:12] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:07:13] <systemd> chromas: I don't think so, Tim
[06:07:22] * arti spanks tama
[06:07:22] * tama $actions arti
[06:07:26] <arti> tama, forget that
[06:07:26] <tama> Okay, arti, forgot that spanks tama <action> $actions $who
[06:07:30] * chromas spanks tama with a cactus
[06:07:32] <arti> tama, spanks tama <action> $action $who
[06:07:32] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:07:40] * arti spanks tama
[06:07:40] * tama slips a finger up arti
[06:07:42] * arti spanks tama
[06:07:42] * tama slips a finger up arti
[06:07:43] * arti spanks tama
[06:07:43] * tama cries arti
[06:07:53] <chromas> she cried your name!
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[06:08:24] <chromas> //markov
[06:08:25] <systemd> the channel $itself is gay.
[06:08:41] <chromas> nobody's likely to accidentally that
[06:09:18] <arti> tama, pets tama <action> sniffs you $digit times before getting closer
[06:09:18] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:11:34] <arti> tama, go east <reply> You are in a maze of rooms, all alike. There are passages to the north, south, east, and west.
[06:11:34] <tama> Okay, arti.
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[06:11:36] -!- mode/# [+o exec] by juggler
[06:11:41] <arti> not this faggot again
[06:11:44] <arti> god
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[06:11:50] -!- mode/# [+o crutchy] by juggler
[06:11:55] <chromas> laul
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[06:12:16] <arti> tama, go down <action> kneels down and unzips $who's pants.
[06:12:16] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:12:22] <arti> tama, go down
[06:12:22] * tama kneels down and unzips arti's pants.
[06:12:50] <arti> tama, nomnomnom <reply> slow down, you'll choke.
[06:12:50] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:12:53] <arti> nomnomnom
[06:12:53] <tama> slow down, you'll choke.
[06:13:10] <arti> tama, nom nom nom <reply> much better.
[06:13:10] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:13:14] <chromas> those are totally related
[06:13:26] <chromas> tama: go down; don't choke
[06:13:26] <tama> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[06:13:33] <chromas> or...do
[06:13:46] <arti> tama, happy birthday <reply> you're one year closer to dying.
[06:13:46] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:13:47] <ciri> Tama, hi <reply> the redundant department of redundancy will need to put a vm in case the shortest path is a happy pleb.
[06:13:47] <tama> Okay, ciri.
[06:14:07] <arti> lol
[06:14:08] <ciri> now that is funny
[06:14:10] <arti> hi
[06:14:10] <ciri> hello arti
[06:14:17] <arti> tama, hi
[06:14:17] * tama gives arti the a giant throbbing letter C
[06:14:43] <arti> tama, where are my keys <reply> did you check your other jacket?
[06:14:43] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:15:18] <arti> tama, who in here is mature <reply> mature is what happens to cheese, $endearment
[06:15:18] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:15:26] <arti> who in here is mature?
[06:15:26] <tama> mature is what happens to cheese, sugar
[06:16:59] <arti> tama, there should be <reply> if you're in favor of it, then it's probably a bad idea.
[06:16:59] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:17:14] <arti> tama, there should be <reply> there could be!
[06:17:14] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:17:46] <arti> tama, there should be <reply> $someone probably agrees with you
[06:17:46] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:18:52] <arti> tama, bites tama <reply> defends $herself with a $vehicle
[06:18:52] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:18:56] * arti bites tama
[06:18:56] <tama> defends himself with a $vehicle
[06:19:03] <arti> tama, create var $vehicle
[06:19:03] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[06:19:06] <arti> tama, create var vehicle
[06:19:06] <tama> Sorry, arti, there already exists a variable 'vehicle'.
[06:19:20] <arti> what.
[06:19:58] <arti> tama, add value vehicle moped
[06:19:58] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:20:04] <arti> tama, add value vehicle dodge viper
[06:20:04] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:20:07] <arti> tama, add value vehicle toyota supra
[06:20:07] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:20:27] <arti> tama, add value vehicle $digit person kite
[06:20:27] <tama> Sorry, arti, no nested values please.
[06:20:34] <arti> tama, add value vehicle kite
[06:20:34] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:20:53] <arti> greetings crutchy
[06:21:09] <chromas> ~g'day tama
[06:21:10] <exec> * chromas prematurely slides a toilet bowl of Soylent Green to tama
[06:21:21] <chromas> ooh, premature
[06:22:44] <arti> tama, i didn't do it <reply> $someone did it, and loved every minute of it.
[06:22:44] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:22:55] <arti> tama, didn't do it <reply> $someone did it, and loved every minute of it.
[06:22:56] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:22:59] * arti didn't do it
[06:22:59] <tama> systemd did it, and loved every minute of it.
[06:23:00] <systemd> tama: yeah, right
[06:23:01] <tama> A thousand apologies, effendi, but I do not understand.
[06:23:09] <arti> excellent.
[06:23:34] <arti> tama, oh dear <reply> that's going to take ages to fix
[06:23:34] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:24:35] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [Rick Astley shifts uncomfortably.]
[06:24:35] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:24:40] <chromas> does it take wildcards?
[06:24:57] <chromas> like tama, where * <reply> blah
[06:25:00] <chromas> or something
[06:25:10] <arti> nah, and variables cannot be the trigger either
[06:25:27] * chromas didn't do it
[06:25:27] <tama> systemd did it, and loved every minute of it.
[06:25:28] * arti gets around it by adding multiple values per variable
[06:25:28] <systemd> tama: No
[06:25:28] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[06:25:31] * chromas didn't do it very hard
[06:25:33] <chromas> aw
[06:26:08] <chromas> tama, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? <reply> Bend over and I'll show ya!
[06:26:08] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:26:39] <arti> national lampoons?
[06:26:48] <chromas> aye sir
[06:27:01] <chromas> xmas_vacation++
[06:27:01] <Bender> karma - xmas_vacation: 1
[06:27:28] <arti> tama, on what grounds <reply> coffee grounds
[06:27:28] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:27:51] <arti> tama, i get that a lot <reply> I get that even more!
[06:27:51] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:28:10] <chromas> what happens to data that has random <strings> in it?
[06:28:43] <arti> uh good question, it only recognizes a few of those
[06:28:48] <chromas> tama, tama <tamas> tama
[06:28:48] <tama> chromas: I already had it that way
[06:28:53] <arti> i think it'll treat them as literals
[06:28:54] <chromas> tama, tama <farts> a tama
[06:28:55] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:28:56] <ciri> Spanks tama <farts> a tama lama ding dong.
[06:29:07] <chromas> tama, tama
[06:29:08] <tama> tama is into men
[06:29:09] <chromas> tama, tama
[06:29:09] <tama> tama is in dire need of a bottle
[06:29:13] <arti> for verbs that's the ideal way of doing it
[06:29:37] <arti> You can use other things instead of "is" or "are" by putting them inside greater and lesser-than signs, such as "X <hates> Y" or "X <compliments> Y"
[06:30:30] <arti> tama, pregnancy is not healthy during child birth.
[06:30:30] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:30:31] <chromas> tama, exec <poops> skittles
[06:30:31] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:30:38] <arti> exec
[06:30:41] <arti> exec
[06:30:44] <arti> tama, exec
[06:30:44] <tama> exec is your slave driver
[06:30:47] <arti> tama, exec
[06:30:47] <tama> exec is all regexy now :-d
[06:31:00] <chromas> tama, exec
[06:31:00] <tama> exec is your slave driver
[06:31:01] <chromas> tama, exec
[06:31:01] <tama> exec poops skittles
[06:31:21] <chromas> tama, nouns can be verbed
[06:31:21] <tama> I don't know
[06:31:28] <chromas> tama, nouns can <be> verbed
[06:31:28] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:31:38] <arti> tama, closes tama <reply> hey! i'm supposed to remain unlocked during business hours!
[06:31:38] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:31:41] <chromas> tama, it's okay to <verb> nouns
[06:31:41] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:31:54] * chromas unlocks tama's pants
[06:31:57] <arti> tama, it's okay to
[06:31:57] <tama> it's okay to verb nouns
[06:32:06] <arti> you want $
[06:32:08] <arti> tama, forget that
[06:32:08] <tama> Okay, arti, forgot that it's okay to verb nouns
[06:32:23] <arti> tama, it's okay to $verb nouns
[06:32:23] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[06:32:56] <chromas> I actually meant verb, as the classic verbbing of nouns :D
[06:33:30] <arti> tama, verbing nouns <reply> is $verbing work
[06:33:30] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:33:45] * chromas gives tama a tee shirt that says OK to Cry Corral
[06:33:45] * tama hands chromas communication skillz in exchange for a tee shirt that says OK to Cry Corral
[06:33:50] <arti> verbing nouns
[06:33:50] <tama> is compiling work
[06:34:11] <arti> tama, it's okay to <verb> nouns
[06:34:11] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:34:25] <chromas> tama, xlefay $verbs $nouns $adverb
[06:34:25] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[06:34:49] <arti> tama, opens tama <action> releases an odor most foul
[06:34:49] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:34:53] <chromas> tama, $verb <reply> $someone $verbs $nouns $adverb
[06:34:53] <tama> Sorry, chromas, I can't do that.
[06:35:02] <arti> cannot have triggers be variables
[06:35:24] <chromas> aw
[06:35:30] <chromas> Must be time to reinvent the bucket
[06:35:31] <arti> that'd be nice
[06:35:44] <chromas> tama, something<reply> $someone $verbs $nouns $adverb
[06:35:44] <tama> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[06:35:47] <chromas> tama, something <reply> $someone $verbs $nouns $adverb
[06:35:47] <tama> Sorry, chromas, I can't do that.
[06:36:53] <arti> ohhhh!
[06:36:56] <arti> idea
[06:37:06] <arti> what's the magic regex?
[06:37:13] <arti> we should do a regex troll!
[06:37:18] <arti> example!
[06:37:34] <arti> tama, *sense <reply> **cents
[06:37:34] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:37:43] <arti> *sense
[06:37:43] <tama> **cents
[06:37:57] <arti> need some common misspellings
[06:39:15] <arti> tama, tama++ <reply> i prefer $language tbh
[06:39:15] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:39:20] <chromas> oh yeah, would be nice if it took regexes as triggers
[06:39:38] <arti> tama, tama++ <action> sits next to $who
[06:39:38] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:39:41] <arti> tama++
[06:39:41] <Bender> karma - tama: 5
[06:39:41] * tama sits next to arti
[06:39:51] <arti> tama, tama++ <action> $who++
[06:39:51] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:39:53] <arti> tama++
[06:39:53] <Bender> karma - tama: 6
[06:39:53] * tama arti++
[06:39:54] <ciri> Where's tama, stultifying is a vajayjay.
[06:40:53] <arti> tama, tama++ <reply> awww ty ^-^
[06:40:53] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:41:22] <arti> tama, tama++ <action> chews $who's socks up
[06:41:22] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:41:29] <chromas> tama, coffee-- <reply> coffee++ for great juistice!
[06:41:29] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:41:34] <chromas> shit
[06:41:34] <ciri> ok who farted?
[06:41:39] <chromas> tama, forget that
[06:41:39] <tama> Can't talk, zombies!
[06:41:41] <chromas> tama, forget last
[06:41:41] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[06:41:44] <chromas> tama, undo last
[06:41:44] <tama> Okay, chromas, deleted that 'coffee' is 'coffee++ for great juistice!'.
[06:41:50] <chromas> tama, coffee-- <reply> coffee++ for great justice!
[06:41:50] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[06:42:07] <arti> tama, coffee-- <reply> what do you have against coffee?
[06:42:07] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:42:15] <arti> tama, coffee-- <reply> what has it ever done to you! :(
[06:42:15] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:42:25] <arti> tama, coffee-- <reply> tea--
[06:42:25] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:42:38] <arti> tama, coffee-- <reply> coffee--
[06:42:38] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:42:55] <arti> tama, coffee-- <reply> quickly, we need more votes
[06:42:55] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:43:12] <arti> tama, coffee-- <action> >.>
[06:43:12] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:43:19] <arti> tama, coffee-- <action> <.<
[06:43:19] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:43:22] <arti> tama, coffee-- <action> o.o
[06:43:22] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:43:25] <arti> coffee--
[06:43:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 48
[06:43:25] <tama> coffee is made from the vaginas of angels
[06:43:34] <arti> coffee++
[06:43:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 49
[06:43:56] <arti> coffee--
[06:43:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 48
[06:43:56] <tama> coffee is made from the vaginas of angels
[06:44:01] <arti> coffee--
[06:44:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 47
[06:44:01] <tama> coffee--
[06:44:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 46
[06:44:07] <arti> coffee--
[06:44:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 45
[06:44:07] <tama> coffee is made from the vaginas of angels
[06:44:53] <arti> tama, tama is on a roll <reply> No, I'm on a $bread
[06:44:53] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:44:59] <arti> tama, create var bread
[06:44:59] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:45:12] <arti> tama, add var bread Baguette
[06:45:12] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[06:45:45] <arti> tama, add value bread Baguette
[06:45:46] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:46:00] <arti> tama, add value bread French Roll
[06:46:00] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:46:05] <arti> tama is on a roll
[06:46:05] <tama> No, I'm on a Baguette
[06:48:50] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [You hear someone cursing shoplifters.]
[06:48:51] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:50:08] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [Somewhere in the distance, you hear the dull zap of a mIRC user being kickbanned.]
[06:50:08] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:50:28] <arti> tama, good point <reply> Thanks, I sharpen it every day.
[06:50:28] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:50:41] <chromas> mirc--
[06:50:41] <Bender> karma - mirc: -1
[06:51:01] <chromas> mirc-- for the terrible color scheme
[06:51:01] <Bender> karma - mirc: -2
[06:51:11] <arti> tama, pointless <reply> screw you $who. I'm pointier than you!
[06:51:11] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:52:04] <arti> tama, thank you tama <reply> my pleasure $who. this stabbing sure does work up a terrible thirst.
[06:52:04] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:52:23] * arti gives tama an oral-anal route
[06:52:23] * tama hands arti a mustache ride in exchange for an oral-anal route
[06:54:27] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [Everyone solemnly gets naked.]
[06:54:27] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:56:18] <arti> tama, let's see <action> unzips.
[06:56:18] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:58:48] <arti> ATFBBQDD
[06:58:49] <ciri> Feeds tama a condomjust kidding! Condoms are for :d.
[06:59:24] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [Everyone falls silent and stares.]
[06:59:24] <tama> Okay, arti.
[06:59:27] <arti> ...
[06:59:27] <tama> [You hear someone cursing shoplifters.]
[06:59:54] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [You hear a sound reminiscent of an elephant stepping on a peanut.]
[06:59:54] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:00:40] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [Everyone listens to $someone wheeze.]
[07:00:40] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:01:23] <arti> tama, silence <reply> silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
[07:01:23] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:02:12] <arti> tama, let me out <action> drops $who
[07:02:13] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:02:15] <arti> let me out
[07:02:15] * tama drops arti
[07:02:35] <arti> tama, i'm free <action> buys $who.
[07:02:35] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:04:45] <arti> tama, blinks <reply> i'm so aroused.
[07:04:45] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:04:57] <arti> tama, backs away <action> follows.
[07:04:57] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:05:01] * arti backs away
[07:05:01] * tama follows.
[07:05:28] <arti> tama, meatballs <reply> meatballs are delicious!
[07:05:28] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:06:35] <arti> well this is coming along slowly
[07:06:53] * arti gives tama acute friction in the genital area
[07:06:53] * tama drops an oral-anal route and takes acute friction in the genital area.
[07:10:20] <tama> trust is something the internet needs to function.
[07:11:11] <arti> tama, i dunno <action> knows
[07:11:11] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:11:37] <arti> tama, irc medical advice <reply> Increase the anaesthesia while I remove this throbbing red tumor from the patient's chest cavity. We will transplant the gonads to the empty space and complete the operation by putting the skin back together with this sewing machine.
[07:11:38] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:12:41] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [The screams of the dying fill the fetid air.]
[07:12:41] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:13:53] <arti> tama, ... <reply> [You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.]
[07:13:54] <tama> Okay, arti.
[07:17:20] <tama> systemd is your butt
[07:17:22] <systemd> tama: I'm not sure what to make of that
[07:17:22] <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[07:18:49] <chromas> bots of confusement
[07:18:49] <tama> http://botsofconfusement.tumblr.com
[07:22:07] <arti> this is a good thing
[07:25:21] <tama> your mom is so fat her yearbook photos are panoramas
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[07:53:25] <arti> https://news.ycombinator.com
[07:53:26] <monopoly> ^ 03Nearly All U.S. Home Depot Stores Hit By Credit Card Theft | Hacker News
[07:55:11] <chromas> hey now, maybe that's what soylent should be :D
[07:55:15] <chromas> hackernews+
[07:55:17] <chromas> ++
[07:56:37] <chromas> just paste a link to talk about, instead of finding an article, then trying to write you own summary without copying the article too much
[07:57:03] <arti> just became aware of this?
[07:57:09] <chromas> no
[07:57:20] * arti prefers /. moderation system
[07:57:25] <chromas> but that's a lot less work than summaries
[07:57:29] <chromas> well we could keep the comment system
[07:57:32] <arti> y combinator is an echo chamber
[07:57:51] * arti likes the discussions tho
[07:58:31] <chromas> But it seems like a lot of effort to find articles (which everyone bitches about being already old), rewriting them to be shorter and then linking back to them
[07:59:35] <arti> oh i was lazy and didn't really get what you were saying completely
[07:59:37] <arti> hn++
[07:59:38] <Bender> karma - hn: 1
[07:59:48] <arti> i hate writing summaries
[07:59:54] * arti prefers the links
[08:00:10] <chromas> also, I'm pretty sure all the php nuke packages have the same comment system
[08:00:15] <chromas> or at least they look similar
[08:00:38] <chromas> (not that anyone uses those)
[08:00:54] <arti> php nuke haha
[08:00:58] <arti> man that takes me back
[08:04:12] <chromas> and postnuke
[08:04:30] <chromas> it's too bad that style of comment system died off
[08:04:40] <arti> like metafilter?
[08:06:04] <chromas> I don't see comment nesting
[08:09:22] <tama> soft-core is better because they don't focus on one tight shot for forty-five minutes
[08:33:48] <crutchy> ~join #soylent
[08:34:06] <arti> :)
[08:34:17] <arti> tama, join #soylent
[08:34:17] <tama> arti: joining #soylent
[08:37:23] <tama> Yo Mama is so fat, every time she turns around there is a new season of Sherlock.
[08:47:56] <crutchy> ~join #soylent
[08:48:08] <crutchy> tama, lama ding dong
[08:48:08] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[08:48:20] <crutchy> tama, bucket
[08:48:20] <tama> A thousand apologies, effendi, but I do not understand.
[08:48:22] <ciri> Ciri: you spiked 50% of our artilces couple thousand spam posts.
[08:48:23] <crutchy> aww
[08:48:34] <crutchy> ciri, bucket
[08:51:38] <arti> tama, bucket
[08:51:38] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[08:55:23] <tama> are you okay? tama are you okay? tama are you okay? Are you okay, tama?
[08:58:38] <crutchy> tama lama ding dong thong shlong bong sprong
[09:02:23] <tama> y'all need to pay attention to utf-8
[09:38:31] <arti> !bash
[09:38:35] <crutchy> tama, reverse dns upskirt
[09:38:35] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[09:38:35] <arti> bleh
[09:38:42] <arti> http://www.radare.org
[09:38:43] <monopoly> ^ ( y )
[09:38:56] <arti> looks like testies
[09:39:22] <arti> ('y')
[09:39:30] <arti> ['y']
[09:41:04] <crutchy> tama, nobodyhole wants the glory
[09:41:04] <tama> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[09:44:25] <tama> crucifixion is for wimps
[09:44:35] <crutchy> tama, UNCAUGHT EXCEPTIONALISM: PROCRASTINATING
[09:44:35] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[09:48:25] <tama> Caffeine-Free Diet Dr Pepper is shit and tastes like a diarrheaic dog shit taco
[09:49:16] <crutchy> tama, arti is a diarrheaic dog
[09:49:16] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[09:50:24] <arti> tama, crutchy excretes $bodyparts when pushing hard
[09:50:24] <tama> Error 42: Factoid not in database. Please contact administrator of current universe.
[09:50:33] <arti> tama, crutchy <excretes> $bodyparts when pushing hard
[09:50:33] <tama> Okay, arti.
[09:50:53] <crutchy> tama, arti is a body part
[09:50:53] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[09:51:12] <crutchy> tama, yo mama is a bodypart
[09:51:12] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[09:52:14] <crutchy> tama, asking for coconut milk at a gay bar may yield unexpected results
[09:52:14] <tama> I do not know.
[09:52:42] <arti> tama, gay bars <serve> coconut milk
[09:52:42] <tama> Okay, arti.
[09:53:37] <crutchy> tama, asking for juice at a lesbian party will get you exactly what you want
[09:53:37] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[09:54:16] <crutchy> tama, true is false
[09:54:16] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[09:57:25] <tama> toes are something used to stub
[10:01:54] <chromas> tama, toes <go> in your mouth
[10:01:54] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[10:02:47] <arti> tama, toes <go> in $someone's $digit $color $bodypart
[10:02:47] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:02:50] <arti> toes
[10:02:54] <arti> tama, toes
[10:02:54] <tama> toes go in chromas's 3 green bum
[10:03:09] <arti> tama, forget that
[10:03:09] <tama> Okay, arti, forgot that toes go in $someone's $digit $color $bodypart
[10:03:11] <chromas> damn right it's 3
[10:03:21] <arti> tama, toes <go> in $someone's $color $bodypart
[10:03:21] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:03:32] <arti> tama, toes
[10:03:33] <tama> toes go in chromas's chartreuse hand
[10:04:27] <arti> tama, chromas <likes> $action $celebrity's $bodypart when $mood
[10:04:27] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:04:33] <arti> tama, chromas
[10:04:33] <tama> chromas is a sandwich
[10:04:34] <arti> tama, chromas
[10:04:34] <tama> chromas is a sugar booger
[10:04:37] <arti> lkk
[10:04:38] <arti> tama, chromas
[10:04:38] <tama> chromas is unable to eat worms without skittles.
[10:04:43] <arti> tama, chromas
[10:04:43] <tama> chromas is unable to keep pets in a state compatible with life.
[10:04:46] <arti> lkk
[10:04:48] <arti> tama, chromas
[10:04:48] <tama> chromas likes program Chuck Norris's bum when angry
[10:05:04] * arti claps
[10:05:24] <arti> tama, crutchy <likes> $action $celebrity's $bodypart when $mood
[10:05:24] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:05:45] <arti> going to have to make the actions infinitive
[10:05:54] <arti> wonder if actioning works
[10:05:57] <arti> guess i could verb
[10:06:10] <arti> tama, crutchy <likes> $verbing $celebrity's $bodypart when $mood
[10:06:10] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:06:14] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:06:14] <tama> crutchy likes listenning Chuck Norris's leg when sad
[10:06:39] <arti> need the with/to shit
[10:09:43] <arti> tama, forget that
[10:09:43] <tama> Okay, arti, forgot that crutchy likes $verbing $celebrity's $bodypart when $mood
[10:09:45] <ciri> * Crutchy hurls a wad of milo at gday.
[10:09:57] <arti> tama, crutchy <likes> $verbing $preposition $celebrity's $bodypart when $mood
[10:09:57] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:10:00] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:00] <tama> crutchy hates bears
[10:10:01] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:01] <tama> crutchy is master of the clit
[10:10:05] <arti> ad
[10:10:06] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:06] <tama> crutchy is here in body. gone in mind.
[10:10:08] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:08] <tama> crutchy is a happy pleb
[10:10:11] <arti> ad
[10:10:12] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:12] <tama> crutchy is number two.
[10:10:13] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:13] <tama> crutchy is chromas
[10:10:14] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:15] <tama> crutchy likes cries Chuck Norris's bum when complicated
[10:10:22] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:22] <tama> crutchy likes crawl Chuck Norris's bum when complicated
[10:10:30] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:30] <tama> crutchy is chromas
[10:10:33] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:33] <tama> crutchy drinks blood.
[10:10:38] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:38] <tama> crutchy is here in body. gone in mind.
[10:10:39] <chromas> ~g'day systemd
[10:10:40] <exec> * chromas spontaneously cracks open an anvil of red cordial for systemd
[10:10:41] <arti> ad
[10:10:45] <arti> tama, crutchy
[10:10:45] <tama> crutchy likes listenning between Chuck Norris's neck when upset
[10:10:46] <arti> faster faggot
[10:10:56] <chromas> tama, crutchy
[10:10:56] <tama> crutchy is a bad influence
[10:10:57] <chromas> tama, crutchy
[10:10:57] <tama> crutchy is a laxative in reality
[10:10:58] <chromas> tama, crutchy
[10:10:58] <tama> crutchy is here in body. gone in mind.
[10:11:00] <chromas> tama, crutchy
[10:11:00] <tama> crutchy is a malformed dwarf script wrangling wizard
[10:11:00] <chromas> tama, crutchy
[10:11:00] <tama> crutchy is here.|is number two.|is here in body. gone in mind.|is into men.|is a hermit.|is not overrated poop.|is chromas|is the bringer of g'days and the comber of daughty's hair.|is a stripper by night|is a malformed dwarf script wrangling wizard|is a laxative in reality|is master of the clit|is your husband|is a man of glowballs and snowballs|is a bad influence|is a god among gods|9 more
[10:11:03] <chromas> tama, crutchy
[10:11:10] <arti> got it
[10:11:13] <arti> see the between
[10:11:24] <arti> tama, chromas <likes> $verbing $preposition $celebrity's $bodypart when $mood
[10:11:24] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:11:55] <arti> tama, faggots are attracted to the $bodypart of $someone
[10:11:55] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:12:04] <arti> tama, faggots
[10:12:04] <tama> faggots are attracted to the hand of ciri
[10:12:35] <arti> tama, aqu4 is never to be trusted because.
[10:12:36] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:13:06] <crutchy> tama, arti is never to be trusted because pants
[10:13:07] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[10:14:08] <chromas> tama, pants--
[10:14:08] <tama> pants is number one
[10:14:12] <chromas> tama, pants--
[10:14:12] <tama> pants is number one
[10:14:32] <arti> tama, pants-- <reply> pants++
[10:14:32] <tama> Okay, arti.
[10:15:35] <crutchy> tama, $nick without my pants
[10:15:35] <tama> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[10:15:54] <chromas> pants--
[10:15:54] <Bender> karma - pants: 2
[10:15:56] <chromas> pants--
[10:15:56] <Bender> karma - pants: 1
[10:15:57] <chromas> pants--
[10:15:57] <Bender> karma - pants: 0
[10:15:57] <chromas> pants--
[10:15:57] <Bender> karma - pants: -1
[10:15:58] <chromas> pants--
[10:15:58] <Bender> karma - pants: -2
[10:15:58] <chromas> pants--
[10:15:58] <Bender> karma - pants: -3
[10:16:01] <chromas> pants--
[10:16:01] <Bender> karma - pants: -4
[10:16:01] <crutchy> tama, i like trains without my pants
[10:16:01] <tama> I don't know anything about that.
[10:16:02] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[10:16:03] <chromas> pants--
[10:16:03] <Bender> karma - pants: -5
[10:16:04] <ciri> ~Logctl -xbpl pants.
[10:16:05] <chromas> pants--
[10:16:05] <Bender> karma - pants: -6
[10:16:07] <chromas> pants--
[10:16:07] <Bender> karma - pants: -7
[10:16:24] <chromas> oh herp
[10:16:28] <crutchy> tama, baysplosions are awesome without my pants
[10:16:28] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[10:16:28] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[10:16:29] <chromas> I thought tama was replying
[10:16:37] <arti> lol
[10:16:39] <arti> !word
[10:16:40] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 hncot
[10:16:47] <chromas> choad
[10:16:48] <arti> cohnt
[10:16:54] <arti> chont
[10:16:54] <crutchy> thocn
[10:16:55] <ciri> Clue --->12 cut
[10:16:56] <chromas> coth
[10:17:02] <crutchy> cuthnt
[10:17:04] <chromas> cunt
[10:17:06] <arti> thonc
[10:17:10] <ciri> First letter --->12 n
[10:17:16] <chromas> notch
[10:17:16] <ciri> Woohoo chromas!! You got it...4notch
[10:17:17] <ciri> chromas this is your first ever win!!!...Don't you feel pathetic!
[10:17:19] <arti> !word
[10:17:20] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 rgienoaz
[10:17:22] <chromas> notch johnson
[10:17:25] <arti> lol
[10:17:26] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[10:17:31] <arti> that'd be a sweet name for a train whistle
[10:17:35] <ciri> Clue --->12 structure
[10:17:43] * chromas pets his unit
[10:17:43] <arti> arizonag
[10:17:49] <chromas> It may not be the biggest but it's the best
[10:17:50] <ciri> First letter --->12 o
[10:17:57] <arti> oriental
[10:18:04] <arti> organize
[10:18:05] <ciri> Woohoo arti!! You got it...4organize
[10:18:06] <ciri> arti this is your first ever win!!!...Don't you feel pathetic!
[10:18:17] <arti> pants--
[10:18:17] <Bender> karma - pants: -8
[10:18:29] <arti> tama, pants-- <reply> pants++
[10:18:29] <tama> arti: I already had it that way
[10:18:33] <arti> pants--
[10:18:33] <Bender> karma - pants: -9
[10:18:35] <arti> pants--
[10:18:35] <Bender> karma - pants: -10
[10:18:40] <arti> tama, pants--
[10:18:40] <tama> pants is number one
[10:18:42] <arti> tama, pants--
[10:18:42] <tama> pants++
[10:18:42] <Bender> karma - pants: -9
[10:18:45] <arti> pants--
[10:18:45] <Bender> karma - pants: -10
[10:18:48] <arti> hmm
[10:18:48] <chromas> aw
[10:18:51] <arti> well whatever
[10:19:04] <chromas> you'll just have to create a karma patrol script
[10:19:20] <chromas> ## has bacon patrol
[10:21:56] <arti> my schnappsidee
[10:22:02] <arti> Scan Text
[10:22:02] <arti> any new votes? votes have ++ or --
[10:22:02] <arti> determine who
[10:22:02] <arti> determine what
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[10:23:05] <chromas> ~define schnappsidee
[10:23:19] <exec> schnappsidee: unable to find definition
[10:23:22] <chromas> excess flood for that?
[10:23:30] <chromas> 5 lines
[10:23:47] <arti> only 5 came through?
[10:23:50] <chromas> yeah
[10:23:58] <chromas> then it turned you off for flooding
[10:24:06] <arti> ooooo
[10:24:16] <arti> determine most mentioned gross
[10:24:16] <arti> determine most mentioend gross (by friends / enemies)
[10:24:16] <arti> determine most mentioned within last hour
[10:24:16] <arti> newest
[10:24:16] <arti> oldest
[10:24:29] <arti> downvote_cascade() > 1 line same
[10:24:29] <arti> do we like this word?
[10:24:29] <arti> is it a friends
[10:24:29] <arti> voted less than 5 times this encounter(last15mins)?
[10:24:29] <arti> voteUp()
[10:24:40] <arti> else
[10:24:41] <arti> say ':(|*sigh*' // random dejected
[10:24:41] <arti> lostCascade(word, nicks)
[10:24:41] <arti> upvote_cascasde() > 1
[10:24:41] <tama> ':(|*sigh*' // random dejected!
[10:24:57] <arti> lostCascade(word, nicks)
[10:24:57] <arti> upvote_cascasde() > 1
[10:25:40] <arti> so the idea is to have it detect multiple lines, by individuals or repeats
[10:26:14] <chromas> So schnappsidee…that means it's a little tipsy?
[10:26:20] <arti> if they exceed more than once in a certain time, check to see if we've already replied (so we don't get in a flood loop)
[10:26:22] <ciri> Tama, ... You moves take a steering column to the bar? Last time too. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[10:26:22] <tama> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[10:27:05] <arti> it means like, you know when you drink and have an 'aha!'
[10:27:26] <arti> drinking idea sorta
[10:28:44] <arti> tama, invite arti
[10:28:45] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[10:31:13] <crutchy> !grab ciri
[10:31:13] <Bender> Added quote 55
[10:31:20] <chromas> tama, activate slutbot
[10:31:20] <tama> Can't talk, zombies!
[10:31:29] <chromas> ciri: activate slutbot
[10:31:30] <ciri> chromas: Tama, activate r2d2 mode.
[10:31:41] <crutchy> lol
[10:31:42] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[10:32:00] <crutchy> tama, ciri is a bucket
[10:32:00] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[10:32:32] <chromas> tama, whores are also buckets
[10:32:32] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[10:36:26] <tama> yo mama is so stupid she turns the computer on and waits for the ads
[10:37:39] <chromas> test
[10:37:47] <chromas> $replace e^x
[10:37:47] <aqu4> You must specify more than just a nick.
[10:37:54] <chromas> $replace chromas e^x
[10:37:54] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: $rxplacx x^x"
[10:37:58] <chromas> test
[10:38:00] <chromas> $replace chromas e^x
[10:38:00] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: txst"
[10:38:02] <chromas> test
[10:38:08] <chromas> $replace chromas x^x
[10:38:08] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[10:38:13] <chromas> sext
[10:38:16] <chromas> $replace chromas x^y
[10:38:16] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: seyt"
[10:40:14] <chromas> xchat I see
[10:40:20] <chromas> $replace chromas x^hex
[10:40:20] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
[10:40:25] <chromas> weird
[10:40:33] <chromas> xchat
[10:40:35] <chromas> $replace chromas x^hex
[10:40:35] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
[10:40:40] <chromas> xchat
[10:40:43] <chromas> $replace chromas x^he
[10:40:43] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: hechat"
[10:40:47] <chromas> xchat
[10:40:52] <chromas> $replace chromas x^pox
[10:40:52] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: popopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopo
[10:41:44] <crutchy> aqu4 s/pop/poo/g
[10:42:05] <chromas> chat
[10:42:13] <chromas> $replace chromas c^pox
[10:42:13] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: poxhat"
[10:45:26] <tama> pies are good to eat
[10:45:32] * chromas gives tama a Tower of Hats
[10:45:32] * tama is now carrying a Tower of Hats, but dropped TheMightyToiletBrushOfDeath.
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[10:49:26] <tama> head cheese is not smegma
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[11:11:24] <chromas> ciri: exec, juggler, aqu4, Bender, ciri, Loggie, monopoly, systemd, tama
[11:11:25] <ciri> chromas: Gives tama a ciri snack.
[11:11:25] * tama hands ciri a tee shirt that says OK to Cry Corral in exchange for a ciri snack
[11:13:05] <chromas> yeah, the shirt was wrong anyway. That was the event. The shirt says "It's OK to cry"
[11:13:08] * chromas wants one
[11:13:50] <chromas> http://farm6.staticflickr.com
[11:17:27] <tama> tama is a booger blaster
[11:24:21] <crutchy> ~users admin-save-all
[11:25:21] <crutchy> ~users admin-save-all
[11:28:27] <tama> electrolytes are what plants crave
[11:32:43] <crutchy> ~buckets-flush
[11:32:44] <exec> buckets flushed
[11:33:32] <crutchy> ~restart
[11:33:33] <exec> successfully saved buckets file
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[11:34:25] <crutchy> ~users admin-save-all
[11:37:27] <tama> the blue screen of death is the way that windows informs you that you're adopted
[11:37:58] <crutchy> ~buckets-flush
[11:37:59] <exec> buckets flushed
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[11:41:27] <tama> your mom is so clingy Jesus killed himself on the cross just to get some peace from all her nagging
[11:44:34] <crutchy> ~users admin-save-all
[11:44:54] <crutchy> .deop
[11:44:54] -!- mode/# [-o crutchy] by juggler
[11:48:27] <tama> ciri is edumucated
[11:49:08] <crutchy> ~join #test
[11:49:30] <crutchy> ~users admin-save-all
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[11:55:28] <tama> crucifixion is for wimps
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[12:00:49] <chromas> !word
[12:00:49] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 emteisntn
[12:01:04] <ciri> Clue --->12 emotion
[12:01:08] <chromas> Poopstain
[12:01:19] <ciri> First letter --->12 s
[12:01:34] <ciri> First two letters --->12 se
[12:01:34] <chromas> Smitten
[12:01:43] <chromas> Oh
[12:01:49] <ciri> Nobody got it...it's 4sentiment
[12:02:04] <chromas> That's an emotion now?
[12:02:39] <chromas> !word
[12:02:39] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 dnkur
[12:02:45] <chromas> Drunk
[12:02:46] <ciri> Woohoo chromas!! You got it...4drunk
[12:02:47] <ciri> chromas this is your first ever win!!!...Don't you feel pathetic!
[12:02:49] <chromas> !word
[12:02:50] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 inowsbhe
[12:03:05] <ciri> Clue --->12 bird
[12:03:20] <ciri> First letter --->12 w
[12:03:21] <chromas> Swallow
[12:03:35] <ciri> First two letters --->12 wi
[12:03:48] <chromas> Chromas--
[12:03:48] <Bender> karma - chromas: 15
[12:03:48] <tama> Chromas is exec's master
[12:03:50] <ciri> Nobody got it...it's 4wishbone
[12:03:52] <ciri> 114702 Chromas [~chromas@0::1 privmsg # :test.
[12:07:28] <tama> what are gang members?
[12:07:55] <chromas> !word
[12:07:56] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 ucerels
[12:08:11] <ciri> Clue --->12 hermit
[12:08:26] <ciri> First letter --->12 r
[12:08:33] <chromas> Recluse
[12:08:33] <ciri> Woohoo chromas!! You got it...4recluse
[12:08:34] <ciri> chromas this is your first ever win!!!...Don't you feel pathetic!
[12:08:36] <chromas> !word
[12:08:37] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 oemstd
[12:08:53] <ciri> Clue --->12 humble
[12:09:00] <chromas> Smoted
[12:09:01] <paulej72> modest
[12:09:01] <ciri> Woohoo paulej72!! You got it...4modest
[12:09:13] <chromas> Mouse plus
[12:09:22] <chromas> !word
[12:09:22] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 perdceo
[12:09:37] <ciri> Clue --->12 begin
[12:09:52] <ciri> First letter --->12 p
[12:10:07] <ciri> First two letters --->12 pr
[12:10:15] <chromas> systemctl restart brain
[12:10:22] <ciri> Nobody got it...it's 4proceed
[12:10:31] <chromas> !word
[12:10:32] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 lcoacrah
[12:10:47] <ciri> Clue --->12 grill
[12:11:02] <ciri> First letter --->12 c
[12:11:18] <ciri> First two letters --->12 ch
[12:11:33] <ciri> Nobody got it...it's 4charcoal
[12:12:56] <chromas> //roulette
[12:12:56] <systemd> chromas: *click*
[12:13:14] <crutchy> ~users admin-save-all
[12:13:25] <chromas> //roulette spin
[12:13:25] <systemd> *SPIN* Are you feeling lucky?
[12:13:31] <chromas> Meatspin
[12:13:55] <chromas> //roulette
[12:13:55] <systemd> *BANG* Hey, who put a blank in here?!
[12:13:56] * systemd reloads and spins the chambers.
[12:17:28] <tama> There is some optimization going on in my pants
[12:19:25] <crutchy> systemd is making tama horny
[12:19:26] <systemd> crutchy: I don't know what that means
[12:22:28] <tama> cannibals are pretty friendly folk on the whole, just don't hang around if you notice them place a large pot over a fire
[12:24:43] <crutchy> ~join #test
[12:27:56] <chromas> Ooh
[12:28:04] <chromas> //s o x
[12:28:04] <systemd> <chromas> xxh
[12:28:34] <chromas> tama: all the bots are becoming the same
[12:28:34] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[12:29:01] <chromas> tama: the bots are converging
[12:29:01] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[12:29:43] <chromas> //win tama
[12:29:43] <systemd> chromas wins!
[12:29:56] <chromas> //win ciri
[12:29:56] <systemd> tama wins!
[12:33:17] <chromas> //fortune
[12:33:17] <systemd> chromas: The magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can ever end. -- Benjamin Disraeli
[12:33:28] <chromas> Ghey
[12:36:28] <tama> people are cunts
[12:39:46] <chromas> tama: but cunts are tasty
[12:39:46] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[12:41:58] <chromas> //help topic
[12:41:59] <systemd> chromas: (topic [<channel>]) -- Returns the topic for <channel>. <channel> is only necessary if the message isn't sent in the channel itself.
[12:42:04] <chromas> //list topic
[12:42:04] <systemd> chromas: add, change, default, fit, get, insert, list, lock, redo, remove, reorder, replace, restore, separator, set, shuffle, swap, topic, undo, and unlock
[12:42:21] <chromas> Fancy. I wonder if Bender has topic undo
[12:42:37] <chromas> .topic undo
[12:42:52] <chromas> .topic-undo
[12:42:59] <chromas> .topicundo
[12:43:14] <chromas> .undo
[12:46:29] <tama> chickens are cannibals when given the opportunity
[12:51:18] <chromas> //channelstats stats
[12:51:18] <systemd> chromas: chromas has sent 1158 messages; a total of 28650 characters, 4989 words, 14 smileys, and 28 frowns; 68 of those messages were ACTIONs. chromas has joined 15 times, parted 0 times, quit 1 time, kicked someone 0 times, been kicked 0 times, changed the topic 0 times, and changed the mode 7 times.
[12:51:40] <chromas> //channelstats stats monopoly
[12:51:40] <systemd> chromas: Error: I can't find that user in my user database. If you didn't give a user name, then I might not know what your user is, and you'll need to identify before this command might work.
[12:51:55] <chromas> Well that's useless
[12:53:34] <chromas> ~say //channelstats stats
[12:53:35] <exec> //channelstats stats
[12:53:35] <systemd> exec: Error: I couldn't find you in my user database.
[12:53:58] <chromas> Supybot--
[12:53:58] <Bender> karma - supybot: -1
[12:57:29] <tama> deer are faggots
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[17:52:18] <arti> lol
[17:52:18] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[17:54:13] <arti> chromas: http://synonyme.woxikon.de
[17:54:15] <monopoly> ^ 03Synonym für schnapsidee - Synonyme - Bedeutung | Antonyme, Fremdwort - Gegenteil von schnapsidee
[17:57:37] <tama> the main drawback is the women involved are generally past their expiration date
[19:35:30] * chromas gives tama the rapevan
[19:35:30] * tama is now carrying the rapevan, but dropped a cookie.
[19:38:40] <tama> otherkin are faggots.
[19:44:27] <arti> heh
[19:47:40] <tama> c is for people who like makefiles
[20:05:51] <arti> Boneur: a gentleman's stiffness.
[20:09:41] <tama> Gay people are evil, right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
[20:12:14] <chromas> lol@ boneur
[20:14:02] <arti> stumbled across that
[20:17:41] <tama> faggots are subversive and therefor undesirable.
[20:19:41] * chromas puts a faggot in tama's underpants gnomes
[20:19:41] * tama hands chromas the rapevan in exchange for a faggot
[20:22:41] <tama> dogs like chewing corn cobs
[20:29:57] <chromas> tama, Shaky's Pizza is actually a strip joint for chubbos: where all the wrong parts are jiggling!
[20:29:57] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[20:33:42] <tama> :D is á( á )á
[20:49:12] <crutchy> ~join #comments
[20:52:42] <tama> pies are best enjoyed with meat in them
[20:53:39] * chromas puts a meat in tama's pie
[20:53:39] * tama hands chromas count latchula in exchange for a meat
[20:56:42] <tama> Your mom is so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed 3 shows.
[20:56:43] <ciri> Wonder why that doesn't necessarily reflect my own mom when she approaches.
[21:00:42] <tama> x is y
[21:12:40] <arti> http://www.tmz.com
[21:12:47] <arti> duuuude 170 grand a month living expenses
[21:15:43] <chromas> Golden suppositories
[21:16:02] <chromas> Would be funny if he pitched something new to CBS then ran CSI into the ground
[21:19:43] <tama> technically americans are mammals, even when they're not elephants
[21:39:36] <arti> "I go to Goodwill to get wacky junk. I had to cut back beacuse I bought 55 pounds of 1990s baseball cards for $5 and I don't have any place left to put them. I'm thinking why the f did I buy that. Someday, I'll make the time to look through them. Then I'll probably give them to Goodwill."
[21:42:16] <arti> "Deadly pig diarrhea virus outbreak reported in Utah. Official spokesperson for Master Blaster states methane production will be unaffected"
[21:43:04] <arti> http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com
[21:46:43] <tama> who is into men?
[21:47:11] <crutchy> tama, dr who is into men
[21:47:11] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[21:50:43] <tama> eating pussy is not for vegetarians
[21:55:20] <chromas> tama, everyone is Rock'em Sock'em Robots
[21:55:20] <tama> Okay, chromas.
[21:58:44] <tama> another way to spell special is spechul.
[22:46:43] <arti> tama, vegetarians get their protein elsewhere
[22:46:44] <tama> I do not know.
[22:46:49] <arti> tama, vegetarians <get> their protein elsewhere
[22:46:50] <tama> Okay, arti.
[22:50:45] <tama> your mom is in your reference
[22:51:54] <chromas> so…they do swallow?
[22:55:45] <tama> children are to be spoken to in even tones and hit.