#Soylent | Logs for 2014-09-10
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[01:50:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tasmanian Depths Yield Ancient and Unknown Phylum of Life! - http://sylnt.us - life-but-not-a-we-know-it
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[03:11:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Dispute FBI's Silk Road Investigation Claims - http://sylnt.us - trust-us
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[05:21:09] <arti> g'day pbnjoe
[05:21:10] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D arti
[05:21:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China's Island Factory - http://sylnt.us - plowing-the-sea
[05:21:17] <pbnjoe> hey arti
[05:21:17] * arti pets ciri
[05:21:21] <pbnjoe> how ya been
[05:21:21] <ciri> doing great here
[05:21:28] <arti> i've been good
[05:21:53] * arti is preparing for a move this weekend
[05:22:31] <pbnjoe> ah nice, gl with all that
[05:23:06] <arti> thanks, kitchen and closet remain
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[07:10:17] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:10:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 762
[07:10:24] <arti> g'day
[07:10:40] <crutchy> hi arti
[07:10:41] <ciri> hi crutchy
[07:10:49] <crutchy> long day :/
[07:11:01] <arti> oh yeah?
[07:11:01] <crutchy> how you been?
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[07:11:16] <arti> watching crocodile dundee
[07:11:28] <crutchy> lol
[07:11:32] <arti> been ages since i've seen it, it's so 80s
[07:11:44] <crutchy> we're not all really like that
[07:11:58] <arti> pfft, i have picture proof otherwise
[07:12:00] <arti> we've all seen it
[07:12:08] <crutchy> crocodile dundee's knife is way too small
[07:12:33] <arti> i know, and the kangaroos are way more blood thirsty
[07:12:49] <Subsentient1> Not to mention the dropbears.
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[07:13:07] <arti> hey sub
[07:13:08] <crutchy> we don't drink beer at pubs. we all have been injection ports implanted at birth
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[07:13:18] <crutchy> s/been/beer/
[07:13:18] <SedBot9001> <crutchy> we don't drink beer at pubs. we all have beer injection ports implanted at birth
[07:13:36] <arti> have been.
[07:14:53] <crutchy> how's the editing stuff going Subsentient?
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[07:15:23] <Subsentient> WD-40 is a corrosive part of this nutritious breakfast.
[07:15:32] <crutchy> yummy
[07:16:02] <crutchy> don't tell anyone cos they'll want some too
[07:16:11] <Subsentient> I have seen the fnords
[07:16:35] <crutchy> are they the editing gods or something?
[07:16:38] * Subsentient hooks up two electric eels on his nipples
[07:17:09] <crutchy> hmm is nc there with you?
[07:17:29] <arti> net cat
[07:17:33] <arti> m e o w
[07:17:39] <Subsentient> Squidward collaborated with the Matrix squid robots
[07:17:41] <crutchy> seems like the sort of activity that should be enjoyed with company
[07:17:51] <arti> he's live ircing it
[07:18:15] * arti tips Subsentient one buckazoid
[07:18:37] <Subsentient> aqu4 is really a self-aware purple rat
[07:18:41] <crutchy> where do i get some of this wd40-infused breakfast?
[07:18:41] <ciri> hmmm thats a good question crutchy
[07:19:09] <Subsentient> crutchy: Penii were not meant for CD-ROM drives
[07:19:30] <crutchy> you have more than one?!
[07:19:37] <arti> are you using a genetic algorithm to test where the most productive placement is?
[07:19:39] * crutchy feels cheated
[07:19:40] <Subsentient> Tentacles.
[07:19:55] * Subsentient ties the nipple eels in a knot
[07:20:09] <Subsentient> THERE IS NO SPORK
[07:20:09] <crutchy> ~define nipple eels
[07:20:24] <exec> nipple eels: unable to find definition
[07:20:39] <crutchy> that's no good
[07:20:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UCLA Biologists Delay the Aging Process by ‘Remote Control’ - http://sylnt.us - do-not-turn-up-to-eleven
[07:20:57] <crutchy> urban dictionary you have let me down
[07:20:57] <Subsentient> Ethernet cables make good whips
[07:21:31] <crutchy> nah. power cables work better. esp the ones with transformers attached to the end
[07:22:14] <arti> that's like + 1d6 damage
[07:22:53] <Subsentient> The onion in the toilet is talking to me.
[07:23:07] <Subsentient> It tells me to kill
[07:23:19] <Subsentient> a carrot.
[07:23:42] <JamesNZ> Doo eet!
[07:24:01] <crutchy> you'll have to crap on the onion to make carrot worth killing
[07:24:20] <crutchy> better be careful though cos it will be protected by mr hanky
[07:24:51] <Subsentient> BRAD, I AM YOUR STEPMOTHER
[07:27:40] * Subsentient is really fucked up because his severe OCD is tormenting him extensively and he's not doing well tonight
[07:27:51] <Subsentient> $burrito Subsentient
[07:27:51] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Subsentient
[07:31:06] <chromas> Subsentient: you must sort your keyboard keys alphabetically according to their height
[07:37:29] <Subsentient> ...
[07:37:41] <Subsentient> Ahoobanargh.
[07:38:40] <crutchy> you'll probably find imperfections in the plastic if you look hard enough at the keys on your kb. time for a new custom diamind studded kb
[07:39:14] <Subsentient> crutchy: I don't have that kind of OCD>
[07:39:53] <Subsentient> I got the kind where you cannot stop fearing <insert one of your worst deepest and worst fears here>.
[07:40:04] <crutchy> you mean you don't have Optical Character Disposition?
[07:40:10] <Subsentient> You can't get it out of your head and trying to disprove it or convince yourself it's impossible
[07:40:23] <chromas> Error: unbalanced symbols">"
[07:40:40] <Subsentient> It's got the misleading name Pure-O. The compulsions become mental rituals.
[07:41:07] <Subsentient> It's torture man. I wonder how I'm still alive. The OCD is constantly coming up with reasons I should be dead.
[07:41:38] <Subsentient> I hoped for a cure or at least some relief for a long time.
[07:41:48] <crutchy> i have that. i seem to keep getting up at the same time 5 days a week and travelling to this place where they seem to expect me to perform favors
[07:42:29] <crutchy> then i find money in my bank account every 2 weeks
[07:42:38] <crutchy> well, my wife does
[07:42:43] <chromas> crutchy: s/(favors)/(\1)/
[07:42:51] <chromas> Too slow
[07:42:55] <crutchy> hi chromas :D
[07:42:56] <ciri> hi crutchy
[07:43:04] <Subsentient> I was ok for a year there, it was there but I could enjoy life. In July it got real bad again and I wanted to die. If my family didn't need me I'd already be dead. The pain is horrible. All I can feel is fear and I'm surprised I didn't get a heart attack from a fast pulse for extended periods.
[07:43:04] <chromas> And wrong symbols anyhow
[07:43:05] <crutchy> hi ciri
[07:43:05] <ciri> hello, whats up crutchy
[07:43:49] <chromas> Hey crutchy, Subsentient
[07:44:08] <chromas> $burritos all around
[07:44:20] <crutchy> ~gdays too
[07:45:30] <crutchy> toasty_sammiches++
[07:45:30] <Bender> karma - toasty_sammiches: 1
[07:47:08] <Subsentient> Well according to Randall Munroe the world ends in 2017 anyways.
[07:47:16] <Subsentient> I wasn't afraid of Dec. 21 2012 so fuck it.
[07:47:21] <Subsentient> Three years to go.
[07:47:29] <Subsentient> :^)
[07:47:39] <Subsentient> Been that long already.
[07:47:52] * crutchy offers Subsentient a sammich
[07:47:52] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[07:48:07] * Subsentient is gluten intolerant, because strangely enough it makes his OCD much worse
[07:48:27] <Subsentient> I haven't eaten bread in three years.
[07:49:31] <crutchy> my s ammiches aren't bread... they're made from oysters
[07:50:44] <crutchy> with dropbear crap
[07:52:06] <crutchy> have you unleashed an article into the world of soylents?
[07:52:29] <crutchy> or do they already have probation periods
[07:52:31] <Subsentient> No, just a massive mound of gerbil shit./
[07:53:21] <crutchy> do the gerbil shit mounds appreciate your editing talent?
[07:53:32] <Subsentient> No. Just the gerbils.
[07:53:51] <Subsentient> $beer Subsentient
[07:53:51] * aqu4 gives Subsentient a cold can of beer
[07:53:59] <crutchy> shitting mounds is a sign of approval then
[07:54:04] <Subsentient> Indeed.
[07:54:12] <Subsentient> It smells like the people they ate
[07:54:19] <Subsentient> Only with more shit
[07:54:23] <crutchy> my guinea pigs must adore me then
[07:54:43] <Subsentient> I imagine they do :^)
[07:55:33] <crutchy> homer's pig crap silo from the simpsons movie... that's what i need for my two little furballs
[07:56:46] <Subsentient> Anyone know where I can watch the simpsons online legally? Besides netflix? Hulu only has a few episodes.
[08:00:02] <crutchy> i'm sure watching the simpsons on youtube is legal in uzbekistan
[08:00:19] * crutchy has never watched netflix
[08:12:12] <crutchy> ~queue
[08:12:16] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 15 - http://sylnt.us
[08:12:25] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:12:29] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 5:00 pm (GMT+10) ~ 72 mins ago: temp: 1015.2°C (59.4°F), dp: 107.7°C (45.9°F), press: 101009.9 mb (+0.2 mb/120 mins), humid: 1060%, wind: 1016 km/h (10 mph) @ 10280°
[08:12:49] <crutchy> ooh it works again
[08:21:43] <Subsentient> crutchy: Uzbekistan is the place I used to use to refer to somewhere that nobody knew about.
[08:44:19] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:44:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 763
[10:00:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tabnabbing: A New Type of Phishing Attack - http://sylnt.us - Rift-is-still-the-best-Phish-album
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[11:05:22] <crutchy> pretty quiet in here
[11:05:26] * crutchy farts
[11:05:56] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[11:05:58] <exec> Wednesday, 10 September 2014 @ 6:05 am CDT - Chicago, IL
[11:06:10] <crutchy> tmb sleeping in
[11:06:15] <crutchy> must be all the fishing
[11:06:30] <crutchy> or else one got the better of him :p
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[11:37:48] <Popeidol> I made the mistake of going to dx.com
[11:37:58] <Popeidol> current shopping cart: 17 items
[11:39:05] <crutchy> male sex toys?
[11:40:27] <Popeidol> sadly they put their sex toy section on a site of its own
[11:40:44] <Popeidol> so now I have to buy electronics and gimp masks separately
[11:42:50] <crutchy> ooh
[11:42:51] <crutchy> http://www.dx.com
[11:43:18] <Popeidol> be the most stylish gamer at the LAN!
[11:43:19] <ciri> where you going? Popeidol
[11:46:22] <crutchy> you bastard. what have you exposed me to?!
[11:46:36] <Popeidol> ...you have never been to dx.com?
[11:46:59] <Popeidol> it used to be the only source for australians to buy cheap chinese electronics
[11:47:27] <Popeidol> and they genuinely did have a sex toy section until they decided to try branding themselves a year or two ago
[11:48:15] <crutchy> i used to get my stuff from a local shop, but they closed down
[11:48:41] <Popeidol> that is an acceptable alternative
[11:49:06] <Popeidol> here, have a $2 pirate flag: https://dx.com
[11:49:07] <monopoly> ^ 03301 Moved Permanently ( https://www.dx.com )
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[11:51:55] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:51:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 764
[11:52:00] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:01:47] <crutchy> wholly carp ssd's are getting up there. 1TB already http://www.dx.com
[12:02:15] <crutchy> g'day Bytram :D
[12:02:23] <Bytram> g'day
[12:02:23] <crutchy> long time no see
[12:02:41] <Bytram> was just checking in to see what time the board meeting was this week... been wicked busy!
[12:02:50] <Bytram> in fact, I need to be AT work within an hour.
[12:02:51] <Bytram> :/
[12:02:56] <Bytram> how's things?
[12:02:59] <crutchy> that sux
[12:03:03] <crutchy> not too bad
[12:03:27] <Bytram> ~weather crutchy
[12:03:35] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:03:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 765
[12:03:45] <crutchy> 404 exec not sound
[12:03:49] <crutchy> ¿
[12:03:53] <crutchy> *found
[12:04:30] <Bytram> I "here" you! ;)
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[12:07:34] <Bytram> afk - back in a few minutes
[12:08:15] <crutchy> np
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[12:12:36] <ar> coffee--
[12:12:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ coffee defense script activated
[12:12:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 764
[12:12:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 765
[12:12:38] <ar> …
[12:13:57] <crutchy> tmb is the Federal Coffee Reserve in charge of inflating coffee :p
[12:15:21] <ar> bringing coffee usefulness and value to 0?
[12:15:47] <crutchy> sadly yes
[12:16:01] <crutchy> try /nick'ing and then coffee--'ing :p
[12:16:20] <crutchy> see how resilient the coffee defense is
[12:16:55] <crutchy> coffee--
[12:16:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 764
[12:17:32] <crutchy> maybe it's the ar coffee defense script
[12:17:57] <chromas> I think it also has a delay
[12:18:15] <crutchy> botwars++
[12:18:15] <Bender> karma - botwars: 1
[12:19:23] <crutchy> round 1: tama vs ciri
[12:19:56] <crutchy> pow! tama gets in early with a flood of really bad yo mama jokes
[12:20:22] <crutchy> thwack! ciri comes back with a bunch of total nonsense that nobody can understand
[12:21:29] <juggs> o.O
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[12:28:17] <crutchy> g'day juggs, Subsentient
[12:28:41] <juggs> g'day crutchy - how's things?
[12:28:42] <ciri> hello, nice to see yea! juggs
[12:28:50] <juggs> hi ciri :P
[12:28:52] <ciri> hello, whats up juggs
[12:28:59] <Subsentient> Hi guys, off to the funny farm. I'm a suicide risk from the OCD. Once I have a life worth living, I'll resume preparations for editor.
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[12:29:17] <juggs> eech! seriously?!
[12:29:25] <crutchy> wow
[12:29:51] <crutchy> i guess that's better than not dealing with it at all :/
[12:30:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - PlayOnLinux Team Announces Updates, Experimental BSD Support - http://sylnt.us - competition-is-good
[12:30:37] <juggs> or suiciding - for sure. feck - hope he gets the treatment he needs
[12:31:00] * crutchy wonders if there's any hotties at the funny farm
[12:31:36] * juggs throws crutchy out the window. ffs
[12:32:00] <crutchy> :p
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[12:37:05] <Bytram> running late, gtg.
[12:37:10] <Bytram> have a great day everyone!
[12:37:13] <Bytram> oh...
[12:37:15] <crutchy> cya Bytram
[12:37:16] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:37:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 765
[12:37:18] <Bytram> =)
[12:37:21] <crutchy> bacon++
[12:37:21] <Bender> karma - bacon: 252
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[13:00:47] <crutchy> http://www.wired.com
[13:00:48] <monopoly> ^ ( http://www.wired.com )
[13:00:58] <crutchy> case_mods++
[13:00:58] <Bender> karma - case_mods: 1
[13:02:15] <crutchy> http://www.wired.com
[13:02:16] <monopoly> ^ 03This Insane Case Mod Looks Like a World War III Fever Dream | Design | WIRED
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[13:23:04] <Blackmoore> mornin
[13:23:08] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[13:23:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 766
[13:23:11] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[13:23:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 767
[13:28:50] <crutchy> coffee++
[13:28:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 768
[13:29:31] <Blackmoore> I guess I'm catching crap about my spelling, puctuation, and story style again..
[13:29:35] <Blackmoore> (Yawn)
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[13:58:49] <juggs> wouldn't worry Blackmoore - seems to be the current sport. If you don't contribute - knock those that do. Seems to be a little pattern over the last couple of weeks.
[14:01:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Set to Buy Minecraft Developer Mojang for $2 billion - http://sylnt.us - but-will-Mojang-sell?
[14:16:21] <TK> caffeine++
[14:16:21] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 20
[14:21:05] <ar> coffee--
[14:21:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ coffee defense script activated
[14:21:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 767
[14:21:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 768
[14:24:58] <Blackmoore> yeah juggs - i'm not gonna sweat it. at least people are in and commenting
[14:51:14] <juggs> aye :)
[14:53:57] <juggs> gawd damn my bank is stupid - they're taking steps to make logging into online banking ~less~ secure ffs
[15:07:19] <Blackmoore> with the lousy security that banks have; i often wonder why noone has committed a digital robbery
[15:08:26] <juggs> they likely have
[15:30:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Saltwater-Powered Supercar - http://sylnt.us - I'm-waiting-for-the-super-mega-ultra-version
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[15:42:24] <guest1059> martyb needs his head on a pike, "salt water powered car"; it's a battery, they transfer power, they are not a source.
[15:46:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> wee bit of an overreaction, no?
[15:46:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ar, sorry bout that. been meaning to make a switch so it has to be explicitly turned on.
[15:49:16] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: why not just remove it entirely?
[15:49:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh right, it's just a symlink this time.
[15:50:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> done. want to keep the script because it means i have to relearn less next time i want to write one.
[15:51:02] <ar> you don't have a git repository?
[15:51:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure, i only use it for important stuff though. itty bitty scripts aren't worth saving remotely.
[15:52:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i put it in ~/bin and symlinked to it this time though so i could just remove the symlink
[15:53:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> bunch of stuff in there that's outdated and otherwise doesn't work but is worth keeping around unless i need to code something like it again
[15:54:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/unless/in case/
[15:54:23] <SedBot9001> <TheMightyBuzzard> bunch of stuff in there that's outdated and otherwise doesn't work but is worth keeping around in case i need to code something like it again
[15:59:42] <Blackmoore> guest1059 - you're right about the battery. how would you get people to look at the article and comment about it?
[16:02:18] <guest1059> Blackmoore: I'm not much of a writer and I don't appreciate marketing hype, so I understand I'm in the minority ...
[16:03:46] <guest1059> "Electric car outperforms Tesla with a salt water flow battery" wordy and not catchy, I know, but seems accurate
[16:08:14] <guest1059> btw I went to comment but soylent still requires login, so I've never commented
[16:14:05] <Blackmoore> that's odd AC has worked in the past.
[16:14:41] <Blackmoore> unless the spam hits got too high and we changed that.
[16:20:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> Blackmoore, guest1059, not that i'm aware. that is what we like to call a bug unless someone did it with no notification.
[16:20:41] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to check
[16:24:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> Oh, THAT bug. It keeps logging me back in whether I want it to or not.
[16:25:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> Love to help out there but that's a paulej72 bug since it only happens with a varnish cache in front.
[16:27:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> it should only happen to users who CAN log in and hit preview. if you do it while logged in, check the post anonymously box, and do not hit preview you can post as AC still.
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[17:02:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 33 Equipment Manufacturers Oppose Public-Utility Classification of Broadband - http://sylnt.us - follow-the-money
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[18:31:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Internet Slowdown Day Sept 10 - The Fight for Net Neutarlity - http://sylnt.us - winning-the-slow-fight
[19:21:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Internet Slowdown Day Sept 10 - The Fight for Net Neutrality - http://sylnt.us - winning-the-slow-fight
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[20:09:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.usatoday.com
[20:09:10] <monopoly> ^ 03Anheuser-Busch and Facebook tests online beer gifts
[20:10:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Regenerate Rat Muscle Tissue - http://sylnt.us - what's-for-dinner?
[20:18:32] <chromas> The other other white meat?
[20:20:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> isn't "baby" the other other white meat? (at least according to Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers series)
[20:21:47] <paulej72> yes the other other white meat is the long pig or human as it noramlly called.
[20:37:24] <Blackmoore> *nod*
[20:46:27] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[20:46:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 769
[20:46:28] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[20:46:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 770
[20:46:38] <Blackmoore> longpig++
[20:46:38] <Bender> karma - longpig: 1
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[21:31:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oakland Protest against Militarized Cop Convention is Effective - http://sylnt.us - we-don't-need-any-more-jackboots-thank-you
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[21:50:19] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:50:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 771
[21:51:26] <crutchy> mornin #soylent
[21:52:51] <crutchy> ~time
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[21:54:18] <crutchy> ~time
[21:54:20] <exec> Thursday, 11 September 2014 @ 7:54 am GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[21:54:41] <crutchy> that day again eh
[21:59:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> coffee--
[21:59:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 770
[22:00:14] * AndyTheAbsurd waits for coffee defense script to activate...
[22:01:13] <crutchy> i think it only works on ar
[22:01:35] crutchy is now known as ar_
[22:01:40] <ar_> coffee--
[22:01:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 769
[22:01:48] ar_ is now known as crutchy
[22:02:02] <chromas> coffee-- pourin' one for the homies
[22:02:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 768
[22:02:47] <crutchy> luckily coffee doesn't require more lesbian gas, else i'd be buggered
[22:02:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> I think 768 is a good number for coffee's karma. Reminds of the most common monitor resolution when I got my first tech job.
[22:04:12] <chromas> And yet for the longest time windows still defaulted to 800x600
[22:05:45] <crutchy> nice round numbers
[22:06:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee script got nuked
[22:06:32] <crutchy> and portrait-mode is prolly more useful than landscape/widescreen
[22:06:40] <chromas> coffee++ patrol
[22:06:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 769
[22:06:48] <crutchy> nuked? did it run out of lesbian gas?
[22:07:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> not possible while i'm connected to the internet
[22:07:25] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: reactivate but add a delay and take off the mention of script. No one will ever know
[22:07:28] <crutchy> is today the "ooh we have an excuse to slow down all our customers' internet because we're protesting" day?
[22:07:59] <crutchy> randomize
[22:08:03] <crutchy> random++
[22:08:03] <Bender> karma - random: 1
[22:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, i wanted to reactivate our wonky server n route all traffic to it
[22:08:32] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: point it to beta
[22:08:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> slow, not ugly
[22:08:58] <crutchy> could make an exec script that runs continuously with random intervals greater than 10 mins spitting out coffee++ but it would be obviously a script cos of the nick
[22:09:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i just did that as a lark to mess with ar.
[22:09:59] <chromas> Lol
[22:10:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> then forgot to remove it or make it not autoload when the client starts up
[22:10:23] <crutchy> then it took over the SN servers
[22:10:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> skynet++
[22:10:48] <Bender> karma - skynet: 1
[22:10:55] <chromas> 'cause the occasional script fire is less authentic than repetitively downmodding
[22:10:56] <crutchy> and there was coffee everywhere http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net
[22:12:25] <crutchy> maybe ar knows something we don't... that coffee karma is the digital currency of the future, and he was protecting its err value
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[22:12:54] <crutchy> ay fokker
[22:13:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Microsoft is buying out minecraft, fellas -- Prepare your Anuses.
[22:13:15] <crutchy> isn't it open source?
[22:13:19] <crutchy> time to get forked
[22:13:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i'll prolly just stick to 1.8.
[22:13:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Just submitted the story half an hour ago.
[22:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly get rejected, we already ran it.
[22:13:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah, whoops.
[22:13:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> early this morning i think
[22:14:04] <crutchy> should have waited till sep 11 and titled it 'the collapse of minecraft'
[22:14:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries. too many submissions is a problem we're happy to have.
[22:14:18] <crutchy> ~queue
[22:14:22] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 13 - http://sylnt.us
[22:14:25] <Ethanol-fueled> haha, whoops!
[22:14:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, i saw it...touched a nerve.
[22:14:39] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[22:14:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 770
[22:14:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> made me say omgwtfbbq
[22:15:16] <Blackmoore> yeah that hurt me too.
[22:15:43] <Blackmoore> but a microsoft minecraft will take them 2 or so years to develop
[22:15:56] <Blackmoore> and we have 1.8
[22:15:56] * crutchy has never played minecraft
[22:16:08] <Ethanol-fueled> same here crutch-dawg
[22:16:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's mildly amusing and you can build circuitry
[22:16:16] <Ethanol-fueled> looks like it has the potential to be addicting though.
[22:16:18] <crutchy> i think the missus bought my young bloke a card for christmas coming up
[22:16:42] <crutchy> maybe it was a good time before it gets turned from mincraft into monopolycraft
[22:16:52] <Blackmoore> it's my lego set.
[22:17:06] <Blackmoore> and my sandbox game
[22:17:06] <crutchy> do not pass go, do not collect 200 tax dollars
[22:17:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got bored and built a disco complete with wacky strobing floor lights.
[22:17:27] <Ethanol-fueled> seeing my friends become addicted to Ultima Online and WoW is enough. It started innocently enough, but then they started joining guilds. Soon they lost their jobs, were pissing in underdesk buckets and suffering from malnutrition, and eventually started peddling their asses for subscriptions and special items.
[22:18:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i did that once. sold my soul to EQ as an unpaid Guide for the free sub.
[22:18:21] <crutchy> hmm. maybe i should design and sell chairs that angle players such that they can be fucked from behind and still see the screen
[22:18:41] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you should patent that.
[22:18:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> was too much like tech support though.
[22:19:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Damn, Buzzard, that sounds harsh.
[22:19:19] * crutchy prefers real lego
[22:19:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> blew goats after the first couple weeks running around invulnerable.
[22:20:02] <crutchy> damn miserable weather outside. have had fucking beaut weather over the past week. i guess was bound to happen eventually :/
[22:20:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Been thinking about getting into a Star Trek MMorpg though.
[22:20:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> STO is fun. i just don't have time for it anymore.
[22:21:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> lot of cast done voicing and such for it though.
[22:21:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially Nimoy.
[22:22:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight. scuse me a few. just took the cats to the vet and have to go take a shower and a few extra allergy pills before i end up needing an epi pen.
[22:22:47] <crutchy> don't do it man. then you'll need to buy one of my mmofutag chair
[22:23:41] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaha
[22:23:58] <crutchy> ~define-add mmofutag, massively multiplayer online fucked up the ass game
[22:23:59] <exec> definition for term "mmofutag" set to "massively multiplayer online fucked up the ass game"
[22:24:07] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah crutchy
[22:24:29] <Ethanol-fueled> it's like getting fucked up recursively, being fucked in the ass while being fucked in the ass
[22:24:47] <Ethanol-fueled> one at a time please -- iteratively.
[22:25:19] <crutchy> simply just press f repeatedly to receive your protein supplements rectally
[22:25:20] <Blackmoore> I like real legos; but I really hate cleaning them up and stepping on them
[22:25:43] <crutchy> that's why you have kids Blackmoore... automatic lego pickerupperers
[22:25:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Blackmoore -- and if you have kids (or really young siblings) they always put the pieces in their mouths
[22:25:53] <Blackmoore> Minecraft is so much more laid back than wow it isnt in the same league
[22:26:25] <Blackmoore> crutchy: my kids dont live at my house..
[22:26:47] <Blackmoore> and they are all 10 or oldeer
[22:26:49] <crutchy> does it come with a bucket and a holesaw?
[22:27:08] <Ethanol-fueled> anyway, all, I'm gonna bail -- took a well-deserved day off, gonna get ahead with homework and visit the ailing poopy-pants grandma. I can tell when she soils her diaper because it sounds like stretching the open end of a balloon when you let the air out.
[22:27:10] <Blackmoore> ouch
[22:27:12] <crutchy> so you can cut a hole in your chair and use the bucket to take a dump without leaving the game
[22:27:12] <Ethanol-fueled> *FURRT FOOOOT*
[22:27:34] <crutchy> dayam
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[22:27:59] <Blackmoore> banned?
[22:28:04] <juggs> daaaaamn - went for a ~quick~ nap at ~4pm~ - wake up now at nearly 11.30pm.
[22:28:15] <Blackmoore> eh, i'm out too.
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[22:28:28] <juggs> Blackmoore, that was his own quit message
[22:28:37] <blackmoore|afk> AH
[22:32:07] <crutchy> cya folks. gtg to workipoos. another day, another dollar
[22:32:42] <crutchy> ~part
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[22:49:29] <Ethanol-fueled> coffee++
[22:49:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 771
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[22:56:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[22:56:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 772
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