#Soylent | Logs for 2014-11-16

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[01:21:18] <crutchy> coffee++
[01:21:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 931
[01:21:28] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[01:21:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[01:21:29] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[01:21:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 929
[01:21:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Reddit CEO Resigns, Cites Stress, Disagreements - http://sylnt.us - ask-me-nothing
[01:23:41] <juggs> beer++
[01:23:41] <Bender> karma - beer: 23
[01:33:11] <crutchy> ~time juggs
[01:33:12] <exec> Sunday, 16 November 2014 @ 1:33 am GMT - London, UK
[01:33:35] <crutchy> shitekake
[01:33:38] <crutchy> goin hard?
[01:34:36] <juggs> nah
[01:35:16] <juggs> poking around in the jsonbot entrails atm
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[01:36:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Hellow?
[01:36:35] <juggs> how do?
[01:37:42] <crutchy> aye focker!
[01:37:57] <crutchy> juggs, ooh sounds fun
[01:38:07] <juggs> not really
[01:38:14] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup fellas.
[01:38:24] <crutchy> i'm working on an extract_meta_attrib lib function between youtube videos
[01:38:32] <crutchy> ~gday Ethanol-fueled
[01:38:33] * exec fanatically blows a wine flute of Soylent Green at Ethanol-fueled
[01:38:35] <Ethanol-fueled> nice, crutchy. What does that do?
[01:39:02] <crutchy> will (eventually) extract content from a meta tag
[01:39:19] <crutchy> hmm should rename function extract_meta_content
[01:39:31] <crutchy> oh lol it is already :p
[01:40:05] <juggs> !stats
[01:40:05] <Bender> creating stats for channel #Soylent (Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970)
[01:40:05] <exec> http://stats.sylnt.us
[01:40:30] <chromas> Everybody Loves crutchy
[01:40:53] * crutchy is just a bigmouth
[01:41:16] <Ethanol-fueled> everybody likes aussies
[01:41:17] <JamesNZ> crutchy is at the center of the Soylent universe :)
[01:41:19] <juggs> Bender stats appear to be borked :/
[01:41:39] <crutchy> i thought arti had something to do with !stats
[01:42:02] <chromas> used to
[01:42:13] <chromas> or at least he would automatically reply with the lin
[01:42:14] <chromas> link
[01:42:29] * chromas pokes arti
[01:42:47] <crutchy> http://antiartificial.com
[01:42:48] <netctl> ^ 03#Soylent stats: 18.8.2014!
[01:42:59] <juggs> that's purdy
[01:43:02] <crutchy> that's def arti's domain
[01:43:30] <juggs> hmm mIRCStats
[01:44:00] <juggs> relationship map is better than piespy too :D
[01:44:15] <chromas> the date format is backward though :)
[01:44:54] * crutchy contemplated a relationship map using gd but its just one of those 'gunna do' things that will never be done
[01:45:16] <crutchy> exec has all loggie's data stored in serialized array format
[01:45:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Whoa, that's badass.
[01:45:36] <Ethanol-fueled> I like my sample quote
[01:45:50] <Ethanol-fueled> "BAHAHAHHEEHEEHOOHOOHOOOO!"
[01:45:54] <crutchy> lol
[01:45:58] <juggs> hmm did arti really last update his stats on 7/7 :(
[01:46:22] <crutchy> the one i'm looking at was 8.8.14
[01:46:40] <crutchy> but it only starts in july
[01:46:50] <crutchy> not sure what happened to the data for feb-july
[01:48:05] <juggs> we must be looking at different things crutchy :D
[01:49:37] <crutchy> two_steps_from_hell++
[01:49:37] <Bender> karma - two_steps_from_hell: 1
[01:50:03] <crutchy> two_steps_from_hell_plus_dubstep++
[01:50:03] <Bender> karma - two_steps_from_hell_plus_dubstep: 1
[01:53:24] <Ethanol-fueled> time to get mega-stoned++
[01:57:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Aww, yeah. Altered state of mind GO!
[01:58:15] <crutchy> !engage fat-women-with-orange-hair :D
[01:58:58] <Ethanol-fueled> nothing wrong with big girls, crutchy
[01:59:02] <Ethanol-fueled> I for one prefer them.
[01:59:14] <crutchy> certainly not :)
[01:59:37] <crutchy> it was a tid bit from a song
[02:02:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Bumpin' the Zappa now
[02:03:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Can't wait for vacation either, I'll actually have the time and money to have a life and not troll SN all weekend.
[02:03:49] <Ethanol-fueled> All my good guy friends are out of town and all of my local girl friends I met off of OK Cupid
[02:04:12] <Ethanol-fueled> When I get my tuition reimbursement I'm gonna get me a roof-rack
[02:04:56] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, s/roof/root/
[02:08:12] <Ethanol-fueled> what the hell does a root-rack do?
[02:09:47] <crutchy> ~define-add root-rack,a nice big pair of titties in which to...
[02:09:48] <exec> definition for term "root-rack" set to "a nice big pair of titties in which to..."
[02:14:36] <Ethanol-fueled> just tried that, but realized that my tilde key gets stuck with beer gunk
[02:14:56] <Ethanol-fueled> it goes, "~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~````````" when pressed
[02:16:05] <Ethanol-fueled> had to fully disassemble my TI calculator for that same reason, cleaned it all with flux-off. I think you'd be interested to know that each key is its own plastic partheld in by nothing but the board
[02:16:19] <Ethanol-fueled> so when you remove the board, all the keys fall out into a key soup.
[02:17:25] <chromas> they don't stay in the front plate/cover thinger?
[02:17:31] <chromas> or did you not have it face-down?
[02:17:44] <Ethanol-fueled> well, who the fuck thinks to keep it face down?
[02:17:57] <chromas> I guess it depends on where the screws are
[02:18:09] <chromas> or is it pry-apart?
[02:18:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Besides, if you don't set it down gently, the keys will pop out anyway
[02:18:18] <Ethanol-fueled> no, lots of screws
[02:18:28] <Ethanol-fueled> multiple levels if you want to do a complete disassembly
[02:19:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing near disassembing a laptop, but certainly a mild pain in the ass.
[02:20:29] <chromas> I've never done a fancy calculator but I think many remote controls are like that
[02:20:39] <chromas> the buttons, not the screws
[02:21:09] <Ethanol-fueled> remote control buttons were just one big moded sheet of rubber awhile ago
[02:21:16] <Ethanol-fueled> molded^
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[02:23:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Like 2 boards not including the LCD module
[02:24:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Keys stuck with quality IPA resin.
[02:26:12] <crutchy> i got some dead pixels on my ti-83+ screen. at work i often have to press enter on a calc twice just to show the answer on the next line
[02:26:37] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha, that's ghetto. But at least you use your shit till the very-end.
[02:26:44] <crutchy> think i got another ti-83+ laying around somewhere that would be better
[02:27:02] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you use a TI at work?!
[02:27:08] <crutchy> yeah
[02:27:14] <crutchy> umm why not?
[02:27:26] <Ethanol-fueled> cuz they're too poor to give you a MATLAB license :)
[02:27:30] <crutchy> lol
[02:27:30] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[02:27:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing wrong with that.
[02:27:47] <crutchy> when you got 4 hours to get a comp out there's no time for fucking around in matlab
[02:28:14] <crutchy> takes half hour just to fill out admin stuff in databases and transmittals and shit
[02:28:18] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[02:28:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 928
[02:29:06] * chromas imagines JamesNZ pouring a cup onto the floor with a look of disgust
[02:29:17] <Ethanol-fueled> that's really too bad. Coffee is good.
[02:29:47] <Ethanol-fueled> One of those things, like scotch, that totally tastes like shit -- but its effect is so good that you rationalize all kinds of things:
[02:29:51] * JamesNZ pours coffee down the drain with looks of disgust
[02:29:53] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, i'm not using a notepad for calcs as much now though. TEDDS for Word is my tool of choice for scratchpad shit. works really well when you get into a good workflow
[02:30:04] <Ethanol-fueled> It's not bitter, it's "earthy and unctuous, cultured"
[02:30:36] <crutchy> and my handwriting sucks, which made it hard for the checker
[02:30:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah, that sucks crutchy.
[02:31:58] <crutchy> juggs, where's Bender in your relationship map thingy? surely it would be at the center of the soylentverse?
[02:32:13] <juggs> Bender is ignored in the config
[02:32:17] <crutchy> aww
[02:32:23] <crutchy> bender++
[02:32:23] <Bender> karma - bender: -3
[02:32:42] <juggs> I'm ssh'd in now, let me look what else is ignored
[02:32:49] <crutchy> exec is there
[02:32:51] <crutchy> and netctl
[02:33:34] <crutchy> ~last mrcoolbp
[02:34:05] <exec> last privmsg for mrcoolbp in #soylent: [2014-11-02 18:09:46] ar: cool, just testing the paypal link from "Subscriptions" page
[02:34:07] <juggs> I've culled it down to just watching #soylent as well - bugger all happens in any of the other channels diego was setup to watch - waste of space storing all the png's
[02:34:17] <crutchy> lol
[02:34:20] <crutchy> fair nuff
[02:34:55] * Ethanol-fueled reloads with wine
[02:34:57] <juggs> apparently it is ignoring xbot as well - no idea what that was :/
[02:35:38] <crutchy> maybe it was a pr0nz feed bot
[02:35:51] <juggs> ok unignored Bender now
[02:35:58] <crutchy> or a microsoft snitch
[02:36:00] <Ethanol-fueled> got a couple spams in the queue as well
[02:36:08] -!- diego has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[02:36:13] <Ethanol-fueled> But leave the dead hugh pickens one up, that was awesome
[02:36:16] -!- diego [diego!piespy@Soylent/Bot/Bender] has joined #Soylent
[02:36:26] <chromas> xbot was Bender
[02:36:36] <Ethanol-fueled> hee hee, then post it as a story
[02:36:39] <crutchy> i'm about to create a spamz on dev.sn
[02:36:45] <juggs> I wish I had a working memory
[02:37:06] <chromas> #test 2014-03-05 07:12:50 xbot!xbot@Soylent/Bot/Bender It's alive
[02:37:29] <chromas> well I had to go consult the log
[02:37:56] <crutchy> wow
[02:37:58] <juggs> hmm - just because it had a Bender vhost doesn;t mean it was actually Bender :D
[02:38:05] * crutchy wonders how far back his logs go
[02:38:25] <crutchy> i was using the web client for a while before i hopped onto xchat
[02:38:29] <chromas> forever
[02:38:37] <juggs> look at diego for instance... that's nought to do with Bender jsonbot but has a Bender vhost (still not worked out how that is setup!)
[02:38:50] <crutchy> xlefay's magic
[02:39:18] * crutchy waves hand.. these aren't the vhosts you're looking for
[02:39:22] <chromas> juggs: does it identify as Bender?
[02:39:30] <chromas> that would give it the same vhost
[02:39:43] <juggs> it's an unregistered nick, nothing setup according to ns, gs, bs
[02:40:10] <chromas> /msg nickserv identify Bender hunter2
[02:40:39] <chromas> it can use any nick as long as it puts Bender in the ident
[02:41:45] <juggs> it can, but it doesn't. /whois diego and see - not ident'd as far as I can tell
[02:42:49] <crutchy> prolly cos diego has same uncloaked vhost as bender?
[02:42:54] <juggs> when I watch it login, it just immediately gets a whole load of exemptions from spam restrictions and the likes from the server without authing.
[02:43:34] <juggs> crutchy, may be right. I need to delve some more, but it's not currently on the top of my list :D
[02:43:44] <chromas> ooh, maybe we should try being diego and see what happens
[02:43:49] <crutchy> hmm. nah cos i don't have exec's cloak
[02:43:52] <chromas> though maybe it has to be run on the server
[02:43:53] <crutchy> yeah i dunno
[02:44:03] * juggs whacks xlefay
[02:44:05] <juggs> :D
[02:44:21] <crutchy> u just put xlefay on the map
[02:44:27] <crutchy> oh now i did too
[02:44:39] <crutchy> the sticks are going crazy
[02:44:41] <juggs> I bet he's lurking, chuckling up his sleeve at my incompetence :D
[02:44:49] <juggs> the sticks?
[02:44:57] <crutchy> on your dotty plotty
[02:45:38] <crutchy> chromas has a stick up his c
[02:46:20] <juggs> I'm looking at pisg at the moment. Looks to do pretty much what mircstats does using perl and is gpl'd. Seems to be lacking the dotty plotty function though.
[02:46:24] <chromas> xbot also had xbot!xbot@Soylent/Bot/Logger and xbot!~3ec29362@m856519.upc-h.chello.nl
[02:46:56] <crutchy> juggs, nah if xlefay can explain stuff to my complete noobishness months ago, you're solid
[02:47:01] * chromas notices it doesn't have a ~, maybe there's an ident server and the ircd gives it permissions from that
[02:47:21] <crutchy> yeah
[02:47:26] <crutchy> ~ rulz :p
[02:47:39] <chromas> identd--
[02:47:39] <Bender> karma - identd: -1
[02:47:57] <crutchy> identd start konomid
[02:49:00] <juggs> mmm
[02:49:16] <chromas> or the lack of ~ is just more magic
[02:49:28] <juggs> onto something there - Loggie is missing ~ too
[02:57:26] <crutchy> anyone think that this is decent enough submission quality? http://dev.soylentnews.org
[02:57:26] <netctl> ^ 0304SN (dev) Submission by crutchy Mission to discover hundreds of black holes could unlock secrets of the Universe
[02:57:40] <Ethanol-fueled> DUPE
[02:57:54] <crutchy> lol yes its a dupe
[02:57:55] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[02:57:59] <crutchy> its also on dev
[02:58:23] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, have you ever thought about using your botmastering ability for evil?
[02:58:34] <crutchy> nah
[02:58:39] <Ethanol-fueled> like, "reputation management?"
[02:58:52] <crutchy> i don't really have a reputation to maintain
[02:58:57] <crutchy> oh you mean for others
[02:59:08] <crutchy> i just like tinkering
[02:59:47] <Ethanol-fueled> if you can extract metadata from things and learn how to piece it all together, you could make mad bank.
[03:01:23] <crutchy> lol. i'm sure lots of other bots floating around out there doing that. googlebot
[03:01:35] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, here's a style hint for your submissions - insert the link into the paragraph rather than post it in its entirety at the bottom.
[03:01:37] <juggs> AHA! found it in an auth {} block in the ircd.conf. user = "*@127.0.0.1/32"; gets spoof = "Soylent/Bot/Bender"; and... flags = kline_exempt, exceed_limit, spambot_exempt, no_tilde, flood_exempt, resv_exempt;
[03:02:04] <juggs> which explains those exempts I saw watching diego login :D Mystery solved
[03:02:50] <Ethanol-fueled> There's a flow to reading a submission, and inlining the link makes the article a part of the flow rather than an aftertought.
[03:03:08] <Ethanol-fueled> plus entire URLS are to "nerdy"
[03:03:13] <Ethanol-fueled> too^
[03:03:23] <chromas> juggs: so Bender's not on localhost?
[03:04:02] <crutchy> yeah i've seen those inline links. i've actually never done that before even in my own submissions. maybe i should start
[03:04:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, of course he is. that's what 127.0.0.1 means
[03:04:08] <juggs> Bender is - but if you whois Bender you see he is coming from the external IPv4 or the irc server rather than using localhost, for some reason
[03:04:21] <juggs> s/or/for/
[03:04:32] <crutchy> xlefay is still in control mwahahahah
[03:04:56] * TheMightyBuzzard quirks an eyebrow
[03:05:07] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: some other bots like diego get Bender's vhost but they from buttmagic in the server config
[03:05:07] <crutchy> coffee++
[03:05:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 929
[03:05:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[03:05:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[03:05:14] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, /whois Bender - not using localhost using the external ipv4 for whatever reason ~shurg~
[03:05:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck, hacked from 127.0.0.1
[03:05:23] <SirFinkus> irc is a thanatocracy
[03:05:41] <crutchy> ~define thanatocracy
[03:05:43] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3thanatocracy: Governance of the living by the long-since and nearly departed.
[03:05:57] <chromas> ah, just like the crappy protocol
[03:05:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, that's not necessarily the case. could have irc.sylnt.us as another alias for 127.0.0.1
[03:06:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> check /etc/hosts
[03:06:17] <chromas> HOSTS
[03:06:23] <chromas> ...apk
[03:06:25] <crutchy> shh you'll summon... him
[03:06:27] <juggs> eh? * [Bender] is using a secure connection
[03:06:27] <juggs> * [Bender] is connecting from *@li418-95.members.linode.com 50.116.18.95
[03:06:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, now i gotta go look
[03:06:57] <chromas> /summon xbot
[03:07:25] <crutchy> he's penetrating the backdoor
[03:07:31] <FunPika> And for some reason unlike Loggie it is logged in to NS (deadpork)
[03:07:53] <juggs> it'll just be a config for Bender to use that interface rather than lo - it's not a problem. Just me gradually getting a grasp on the spaghetti that is Bender's jsonbot innards
[03:07:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, thas boron's ip
[03:08:14] <juggs> carbon's surely ^.^
[03:08:18] <crutchy> irc ran on boron for a little bit?
[03:08:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> or that
[03:08:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> shaddup
[03:08:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid element names. why can't we name em something sane like Trek ship names?
[03:08:50] <crutchy> tama, chrolophil, more like... boraphil!
[03:08:57] <juggs> ifconfig tells me that's carbon. Don't confuzzle me any more!
[03:09:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> hang on, gonna down bender for a minute and set coffee to 900k
[03:09:54] <chromas> Nobody doesn't like molten boron!
[03:09:54] <crutchy> you dirty man
[03:10:17] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[03:10:23] <crutchy> at least use locally accessible inflatable for downing
[03:10:57] <Ethanol-fueled> The Melbourne. The Tolstoy. The Kyushu
[03:11:59] <crutchy> name them ø, б, ы and œ
[03:12:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> enterprise of course for the main webserver, probably pasteur for the box running icinga.
[03:12:33] * TheMightyBuzzard goes around and renames all the servers
[03:12:35] <crutchy> star wars ship names
[03:12:44] <crutchy> executor is the webserver
[03:12:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> heretic
[03:13:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> trek++
[03:13:04] <Bender> karma - trek: 1
[03:13:13] <Ethanol-fueled> There's a star wars ship name other than millineum falcon and star destroyer?
[03:13:20] <chromas> no
[03:13:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, right, you guys play the video games
[03:13:28] <crutchy> it could destroy enterprise merely by squishing it between its butt cheeks
[03:13:36] <chromas> there's also ball 1 and ball 2
[03:14:05] <crutchy> executor is the big long blue one from empire strikes back and return of jedi
[03:14:25] <crutchy> the smashes into ball 2
[03:14:27] <chromas> (Luke Spaceyname busted the Empire's balls)
[03:14:45] <crutchy> 'there is... another... skywanker...'
[03:14:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> "and you sucked face with her"
[03:15:07] <Ethanol-fueled> with his SISTER.
[03:15:11] <chromas> wincest++
[03:15:11] <Bender> karma - wincest: 1
[03:15:17] <crutchy> it was of bibical proportions
[03:15:25] <crutchy> *biblical
[03:15:28] <Ethanol-fueled> They had to have known, because both had the force.
[03:15:44] <chromas> Her name was Lay-a after all
[03:15:48] <crutchy> they were forced by george lucas
[03:15:59] <Ethanol-fueled> at gunpoint, crutchy?
[03:16:06] <crutchy> blaster-point
[03:16:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Jesus, George Lucas is one sick bastard.
[03:16:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, he is evil. he made us watch jar-jar more than once.
[03:16:39] <Ethanol-fueled> he made ME watch jar-jar once. YOU're all the ones who deliberately watched episodes II and III.
[03:16:42] <crutchy> how about what he had goin on between layer and that fat worm thing?
[03:16:44] <ciri> don't ask me!
[03:16:52] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the sarlacc?
[03:16:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i used to take great comfort in the fact that during RotJ, an ewok died.
[03:17:02] <crutchy> on return of jedi
[03:17:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, that part sucked.
[03:17:16] <Ethanol-fueled> like, another ewok fell over him and cried.
[03:17:23] <chromas> ~define ewok
[03:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> that part was awesome. stupid little drop bear things.
[03:17:25] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Ewok: Utini for kick ass teddy bear with an attitude. You don't want this buggar pissed at you thats for sure
[03:17:32] <crutchy> the robot camel squished by the trees was awesome
[03:17:39] <juggs> uch - and now I've disappeared further into the rabbit warren trying to work out where Loggie is running D:
[03:17:52] <crutchy> utini!
[03:18:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> cute and fuzzy things getting shot by blasters should happen in more movies
[03:18:09] <crutchy> ewok is another name for dropbear
[03:18:12] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the AT-AT walker?
[03:18:24] <crutchy> yeah... robot camelo
[03:18:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, you guys are sick. That's what happens when you play too much Jedi Knight and shit.
[03:18:37] <chromas> juggs: the wiki says ~/logbot ; is that incorrect?
[03:18:54] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[03:18:54] <netctl> ^ 03Robot Camels - YouTube
[03:19:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Your minds are fucking polluted.
[03:19:37] * chromas points TheMightyBuzzard to Naughty Bear
[03:19:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> only good bear is pedobear
[03:20:08] <chromas> does he stab other bears?
[03:20:10] <juggs> thanks chromas - that's the one
[03:20:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard: I've seen pedobear stickers on 2 cars in meatspace already.
[03:20:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly, if they try n horn in on his jailbait ogling
[03:21:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Polygraph Training Triggers Indictment - http://sylnt.us - obstruction-of-useless
[03:21:05] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, did you see the last test submit?
[03:21:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i dunno, what was it?
[03:21:19] <chromas> triggers++
[03:21:19] <Bender> karma - triggers: 1
[03:21:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> pew pew pew
[03:21:32] <crutchy> http://dev.soylentnews.org
[03:21:32] <netctl> ^ 0304SN (dev) Submission by crutchy Mission to discover hundreds of black holes could unlock secrets of the Universe
[03:21:37] <chromas> "Trigger" is my trigger! waaahh
[03:21:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i saw that it existed
[03:21:51] <crutchy> extracts the description meta content for the summary
[03:22:02] <crutchy> i figured if its good enough for google...
[03:22:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> twice
[03:22:20] <crutchy> i made a couple of tweaks
[03:22:39] <crutchy> is there a way to unsubmit from dev?
[03:22:49] <crutchy> so i don't clog it up with carp
[03:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, be an admin n delete it
[03:22:52] <chromas> you'll just have to become an editor
[03:23:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> or editor, yeah
[03:23:12] <chromas> crutchy: time to boot up your own vm
[03:23:21] <crutchy> yeah i could do that too eh
[03:23:37] <Ethanol-fueled> come on, crutchy, the first hit is always free.
[03:23:50] <Ethanol-fueled> TRUST US.
[03:23:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> all the hits are free. we ain't payin him.
[03:24:04] <crutchy> my fart smells bad
[03:24:14] <Ethanol-fueled> You will be granted powers beyond your WILDEST DREAMS
[03:24:27] <crutchy> do i get a free robot camel?
[03:24:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, just a real one that bites and spits
[03:25:28] <crutchy> wasn't there a dirty ass joke about a camel that was used to get sex? and the noob confused that to mean something other than riding it to get to a brothel?
[03:25:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, is it trained to accept penetration? I have fifty dollars and a horse cart on my hitch if you want to get rid of it...
[03:25:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Offer only valid within the continential United States.
[03:26:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, it's a camel not a voter. of course not.
[03:26:18] <crutchy> that extends all around the world now right?
[03:26:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Aw, shucks.
[03:27:19] <crutchy> ~define zi camel
[03:27:31] <exec> [stoacademy] 3zi camel: kzinti - A feline species in Star Trek The Animated Series.
[03:27:40] <crutchy> ¿
[03:27:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck if i know
[03:28:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define your ass
[03:28:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard: the only people in America who vote midterm are assholes like you.
[03:28:22] <chromas> sto must just return whatever's closest to where it would be
[03:28:22] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3your ass: A term used in St. Louis, Missouri to mean "You are wrong" or "no way that can be true".
[03:28:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define a hole in the ground
[03:28:34] <crutchy> o.0
[03:28:46] <exec> [stoacademy] 3a hole in the ground: AoE - Area of Effect
[03:28:53] <crutchy> lol
[03:29:02] <crutchy> ~define dumbot
[03:29:03] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3dumbot: object with purely reflex behavior; lacking any diversity in reaction to like circumstances.
[03:29:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> well at least it knows they're different
[03:29:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, fair nuff.
[03:30:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like voting. they give me funny looks about my evil laughs coming from the booth though.
[03:31:10] <crutchy> america was founded on ol' fashioned republican values wasn't it?
[03:31:29] <chromas> no
[03:31:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, libertarian ones.
[03:31:35] <chromas> it was founded on fuck beta! values
[03:31:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[03:31:46] <crutchy> gathp. you said that word!
[03:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> well no, more fuck tea values.
[03:31:54] <crutchy> tea--
[03:31:54] <Bender> karma - tea: 269
[03:32:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> we still got the record for the biggest pot of tea ever brewed
[03:32:41] <crutchy> now boston just stinks of that black shit that exploded out of its tank a few years ago
[03:33:01] <chromas> that's how you know soylent is going to become even more evil than /. ever was
[03:33:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> stinks of hippies anyway. nobody'll notice.
[03:33:25] <chromas> hippies--
[03:33:25] <Bender> karma - hippies: -2
[03:33:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> hippies--
[03:33:30] <Bender> karma - hippies: -3
[03:33:48] <chromas> hey man, spare a joint, man?
[03:33:54] <crutchy> libertarian almost seems like a word akin to terrorism nowadays in america
[03:34:01] <crutchy> well, in dc anyway
[03:34:14] <crutchy> younger generations seem to be waking up more
[03:34:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, close, yep. it threatens everything they've built.
[03:34:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> all the power concentration, all the corruption, etc...
[03:35:36] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[03:35:37] <netctl> ^ 03Harvard Students Claim America Is A Bigger Threat Than ISIS - YouTube
[03:35:51] <crutchy> omg. and then this: https://www.youtube.com
[03:35:51] <netctl> ^ 03Fox News vs Harvard On ISIS Turns Into Embarrassing Ignorance Fest - YouTube
[03:35:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, thas colleges for you. chock fulla hippies.
[03:36:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> if the us were a house, those ignorant fucks would root for the termites.
[03:38:33] <crutchy> i can see why they think that though
[03:39:01] <crutchy> america is fucking itself up the buttpipe
[03:39:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> there should be a level of stupid beyond which is punishable by imprisonment. to be applied to dumb som bitches who think burning down the house while they're still in it is a good idea.
[03:39:43] <crutchy> bombs the crap outta the mideast and is then dumstruck as to why mideast extremists wanna kill americans?
[03:39:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, they wanted to kill us for ages now
[03:40:05] <crutchy> since the 1950s
[03:40:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[03:40:21] <crutchy> when america started fucking around over there
[03:40:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, they hate us cause we support israel, period. they hate israel cause it gives their populations someone to hate besides their rulers.
[03:41:08] <crutchy> that's just what fox news wants you to think
[03:41:13] <crutchy> ~define blowback
[03:41:15] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3blowback: To hold a marijuana joint in ones mouth between the lips with the hot end in the mouth while blowing smoke out of the hole at the other end into someone else's mouth, so as to get a big 'hit&#...
[03:41:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> none of em actually give a fuck bout palestineans
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[03:41:18] <crutchy> lol
[03:42:07] <crutchy> blowback is what you get when your government overthrows a foreign ruler
[03:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it makes you feel any better, they want to see most all aussies dead too.
[03:42:47] <crutchy> nah. they just hate us recently cos our planes are now joining your planes in bombing the ccrap outta their country
[03:43:14] <crutchy> how would you feel if russia started bombing america? you'd prolly wanna kill russians
[03:43:15] <ciri> doing great here
[03:43:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, they hate you cause you're infidels and their book tells em to kill infidels
[03:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ask em, they'll tell ya so.
[03:43:40] <crutchy> people in mideast don't give a rats about aussie infidels
[03:43:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're just low down the list, not off it.
[03:44:02] <crutchy> otherwise ISIS would be centuries old
[03:44:27] <chromas> archer++
[03:44:28] <Bender> karma - archer: 2
[03:44:35] <chromas> ^ the better isis
[03:45:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> isis would've lasted three weeks tops but for good ole barak
[03:45:12] <crutchy> not likely
[03:45:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> you underestimate the power of the dark side
[03:45:25] <crutchy> you keep bombing people, their families are gunna wanna kill you
[03:45:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but we got lots n lots of bombs
[03:45:47] <crutchy> and you keep giving them to ISIS :p
[03:46:01] <crutchy> isis driving around in your humvees now
[03:46:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i bet ya they run out of people before we run out of bombs
[03:46:54] <crutchy> you'll run out of bombs when the chinese and arab princes make that decision
[03:47:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft
[03:47:17] <crutchy> :D
[03:47:49] <crutchy> <tinfoil>that's prolly the real reason why you're still in the mideast</tinfoil>
[03:48:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> america: there is nothing on this planet we can't sufficiently blow up if we really want to.
[03:48:50] <crutchy> you could have wiped ISIS off the map months ago
[03:48:57] <crutchy> so you mustn't really want to
[03:48:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure we could have
[03:49:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh obama absolutely doesn't want to
[03:49:16] <crutchy> ISIS makes a good political boogeyman
[03:49:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> it would make him look bad.
[03:49:44] <crutchy> interesting what russia is doing
[03:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, mildly
[03:50:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> same ole russia stuff.
[03:50:08] <crutchy> seem to be moving forces around the world a bit more noticeably than usual
[03:50:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, putin's havin issues back home.
[03:50:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I too believe the idiots should be exterminated.
[03:50:39] <crutchy> they prolly have nuclear subs within earshot of new york usually, but now they don't seem to care about hiding some stuff
[03:50:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, right then. anyone caught watching reality tv, ship em off to a penal colony on some big island somewhere.
[03:51:01] <chromas> aren't all subs nuclear now?
[03:51:07] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes crutchy
[03:51:10] <Ethanol-fueled> But the Jews made it a bad thing and now everybody except Israel is taught to rise the weak to the pinnacles of society
[03:51:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard: anyone caught watching reality TV should be shot.
[03:51:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck the weak. and the meek.
[03:51:39] <crutchy> nah aussies are anti-nuke everything, except digging the stuff out of the ground. go figure :/
[03:52:06] <chromas> crutchy: steam-power?
[03:52:31] <crutchy> diesel i guess
[03:52:32] <chromas> electro-diesel like a train
[03:52:36] <Ethanol-fueled> revive the eugenics program!
[03:52:48] <crutchy> prolly electric when going silent
[03:52:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, too hard to spell while drinking
[03:53:03] <crutchy> apparently the collins class is supposed to be pretty good sub
[03:53:40] <Leebert> crutchy: You just fell for the advertisements.
[03:53:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, dude... why not just coal fired boilers? or a bunch of guys with oars?
[03:53:49] * Ethanol-fueled silently exits the room while non-Americans are bragging about their military technology
[03:53:58] <crutchy> they snuck by the US fleet in a training exercise
[03:54:04] <crutchy> but i think funding them is an issue
[03:54:15] <crutchy> or one snuck by
[03:54:18] * Ethanol-fueled thinks, sorry, guys, but I've touched the shit...and nobody has anything on us other than guile.
[03:54:30] <Leebert> This is why I like the DC area. Radio advertisements for the KC-135, littoral combat ships, etc. etc.
[03:54:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'cause all we heard was "stroke, stroke, stroke" and being navy they thought it was just some guys down in their bunks.
[03:55:34] <Leebert> Go to the Pentagon subway station some time and check out the ads. Most of the rest of the stations have ads for cell phones, apartments, fast food, etc. The Pentagon metro station has ads for attack helicopters, drones, and such.
[03:55:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard: Navy is the only branch that has the wearer's name stenciled on their pants. It's so you know the last name of whomever you're about to fuck in the ass.
[03:55:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, quality thinking there.
[03:56:03] <crutchy> lol
[03:56:06] <crutchy> dayam
[03:56:07] <Ethanol-fueled> leebert is a cold reminder that our military industrial complex is now turning out shite.
[03:56:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> military industrial complex? really?
[03:56:45] <Leebert> Yes; United Technologies had an entire advert campaign about the Blackhawk, and all I could think of was "there was an entire movie about that..."
[03:56:55] <crutchy> are the pleats in the pants to help make sure you don't fall when bending over?
[03:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude that's not just silly-ass lefty propaganda, that's ANCIENT silly-ass lefty propaganda.
[03:57:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard: the American military industrial complex didn't always churn out shit.
[03:57:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> no i mean the entire term military industrial complex
[03:57:45] <crutchy> its common knowledge that the military industrial complex owns US politicians
[03:57:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Do you feel okay, Buzzard? Have you been drinking? Perhaps you should sit down and drink some iced water.
[03:58:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i should pound some beers.
[03:58:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Better make 'em GOOD ONES then.
[03:58:16] <crutchy> and the chinese government owns significant shares of the military industrial complex
[03:58:25] <crutchy> hence why the US will never go to war with china
[03:58:59] * juggs hands out chilled cans of Zubr
[03:59:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, whole bunch of nukes is why we'll never go to war with china
[03:59:06] <crutchy> ooh forgot my <tinfoil> tags
[03:59:13] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: it's funny, because before Russia was the bad guy do jour we made 'em a testing facility with capabilities vastly superior to our own, even though we were the market leader in whatever it is we do.
[03:59:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> they got em. we got em. nobody wants to use em.
[03:59:24] <crutchy> nah nukes don't scare politicians
[03:59:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yer on the crack
[03:59:49] <chromas> they're afraid their ratings will go down though
[03:59:53] <crutchy> campaign contributions (or lack thereof) are the only things that scare politicians
[04:00:00] <Ethanol-fueled> We built them a facility so fat is can simulate real-world conditions in a nautical environment and at operating speed.
[04:00:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you ain't got the stones to use em, they scared you. right now we absolutely do not have ball one in the whitehouse.
[04:00:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, please, you sound like a Limbaugh-watcher.
[04:01:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> tv is for chumps
[04:01:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> and the radio better be playing tunes
[04:01:51] <crutchy> i'm sure wolfowitz would love to pull the trigger, but his chinese and russian string-pullers need to find him a target... ooh there's one.. right next to iraq
[04:01:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously though, dude has nothing in his sack or isis would be a memory.
[04:02:13] <Ethanol-fueled> wolfowitz is a Jew relic, celebrated by Jew media.
[04:02:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Another neocon fifth-columnist who must be purged by death from the American political process.
[04:03:20] <crutchy> iran is the boogeyman cos they broke away from the petrodollar, and it doesn't own any part of the US political spectrum like china and russia
[04:03:20] <Ethanol-fueled> http://en.wikipedia.org
[04:03:21] <netctl> ^ 03Wiki: Paul Wolfowitz
[04:03:29] <Ethanol-fueled> REMOVE FIFTH-COLUMNIST
[04:04:03] <crutchy> i'm surprised australia isn't being bombed since we started trading with china directly without US dollars
[04:04:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Serp Kannella submitted an article about this.
[04:04:46] <crutchy> wolfowitz is just another chickenhawk neocon
[04:04:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> emperor tmb's foreign policy: leave us the fuck alone, we'll get along fine. threaten us, we get our genocide on. unless you got nukes, then we may or may not blow up the world. depends on what's on tv.
[04:04:56] <Ethanol-fueled> I believe he even punctuated it with an exclamation mark.
[04:05:10] <crutchy> tmb, lol
[04:05:47] <crutchy> i would like to subscribe to your newsletter
[04:06:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, you wage ugly war against those with much less nukes and make peace with erryother nation.
[04:06:24] <crutchy> tmb, better make sure the nuke button isn't next to the channel changer on the tv remote
[04:06:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, good call
[04:07:10] <crutchy> can be on the tv remote, but it has to have a cool missile switch cover on it :D
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[04:07:14] <Leebert> crutchy: You're asking entirely too much of the US nuclear system to protect launch buttons.
[04:07:38] <juggs> !rss
[04:07:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, i'd wage war against any/everyone who wanted a piece. kill them, their families, and they'd better hope i can't find a lot of long, sharp sticks to impale them on.
[04:07:45] <Leebert> Wasn't it Carter who acicentally left nuclear launch codes in a jacket he sent to the dry cleaner's?
[04:08:00] <crutchy> so that's how china got nukes!
[04:08:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, you're right. That's why Reagan was elected president and led America on a road toward prosperity.
[04:08:39] <Leebert> The Internet says he did. Or at least, Google does. Apparently so did Bill Clinton.
[04:09:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> the straight up numbers say both did.
[04:09:15] <crutchy> the internet also seems to suggest that michelle obama is a man
[04:10:04] <juggs> must be true then
[04:10:20] <crutchy> yeah
[04:10:21] <crutchy> weird
[04:10:30] <Konomi> it told me birth control gives you breast cancer too ._.
[04:10:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, i love how we been classifying long-term unemployed folks as out of the workforce. means we don't have to admit to 20% unemployment.
[04:11:03] <crutchy> blokes just don't like condoms
[04:11:04] <Konomi> yup
[04:11:06] <Leebert> Well... breast cancer is at least a way to get a free boob job if you have good enough insurance.
[04:11:15] <Konomi> unemployement % figures are always fudged
[04:11:23] <Konomi> for example in australia you do 1 hour of work in a week
[04:11:25] <Konomi> you're employed!
[04:11:58] <juggs> lol, same happens here too TMB. People are forced onto zero hours contracts so they no longer appear as "unemployed" - they just get zero hours of work so get working tax credits and other benefits instead of unemployment benefits.
[04:12:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is a shiny new kind of fudge for us here. any other president would have to cop to this not being a recovery but a wicked nasty depression.
[04:12:49] <juggs> no no no - it's negative growth!
[04:13:46] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm still seeing this girl:
[04:13:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ok, nuff ranty goodness. gonna have another smoke n hit the sack.
[04:13:53] <Ethanol-fueled> http://tinypic.com
[04:13:54] <netctl> ^ 03Image - TinyPic - Free Image Hosting, Photo Sharing & Video Hosting
[04:14:27] <juggs> may your eyrie be well feathered TMB
[04:14:28] <Ethanol-fueled> and i found the audio recording of u screwing.
[04:14:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Bye Bye Buzzard - FIGHT!
[04:19:50] <Ethanol-fueled> WHOA, man. I'm drunk, but with a LOT OF MARIJUAANNA
[04:20:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Time to smoke that marijuana and become insane.
[04:20:20] <Ethanol-fueled> then drink the wine
[04:23:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, this is a badass video:
[04:23:34] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[04:23:35] <netctl> ^ 03Dethklok Hatredcopter - YouTube
[04:30:54] <Ethanol-fueled> mRIJUn ROCXKS. Marijuana ROCKS.
[04:35:07] <crutchy> lol Ethanol-fueled, that's a classic photo ^^
[04:35:07] <ciri> hehehe
[04:35:24] <crutchy> should be in the Soylent Hall of Fame
[04:35:57] <Ethanol-fueled> no crutchy, what should be in the hall of fame are manly men.
[04:36:02] <crutchy> captioned "gettin' laid with Soylent"
[04:36:22] <crutchy> manly men are the one's with their dicks in the right holes
[04:36:31] <crutchy> did i say that out loud?
[04:37:13] <juggs> is it me or does that left foot appear to have a mini-penis going up a nostril... I may be hallucinating again
[04:37:39] <crutchy> juggs, if you can see that you're too close to the screen dude
[04:38:05] * juggs drinks more, that way the memories will be erased
[04:38:26] <crutchy> lol u has a stick now
[04:38:26] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[04:38:37] <crutchy> oh now it has 2 sticks
[04:38:50] <Ethanol-fueled> NIGGER sticks.
[04:38:59] <juggs> Given E-F has been working on image manipulation today, I'm calling hacks
[04:39:34] <juggs> lol crutchy you seem addicted to the sticky chart thing :D
[04:39:47] * crutchy loves dotty plottys
[04:40:13] <crutchy> i kinda wish i wasn't the big mouth in the middle. thats kinda creepy actually
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[04:40:20] <juggs> I like that it ages people out over time... Spalls has disappeared
[04:40:36] <crutchy> maybe could be a slashbox
[04:41:00] <crutchy> who's yappin on irc slashbox
[04:41:00] <juggs> Last I looked he was on the end of a really long stick way out to the east of the chart... now he done gone
[04:41:16] <crutchy> seems to be live
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[04:41:22] <Ethanol-fueled> average = ((getRed(p)*.0299) + (getGreen(p)*0.587) + (getBlue(p)*0.114) / 3)
[04:41:41] <crutchy> if i add SoyGuest75144 it should add a stick pretty much straigght away
[04:41:48] <crutchy> :D
[04:42:04] <crutchy> ~users nicks #soylent
[04:42:05] <exec> andytheabsurd aqu4 ar arti azrael bender bryan chromas ciri coolhand crutchy cykros diego drac dx3bydt3 ethanol-fueled ethnol-fueled everdred exec foobarbazbot geotti hka jamesnz joe juggler juggs keplr konomi konominetbook landon leebert loggie mrcoolbp ncommander necronian netctl paulej72 popeidol regurgitator sirecote sirfinkus soyguest75144 stderr stdhell subsentient swiss tachyon themightybuzzard u x0908d3b2 xar xlefay
[04:42:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Then, after that, set all pixel colors to (average, average, avereage)
[04:42:11] <crutchy> oh that is nasty
[04:42:16] <crutchy> lots of sticks now :p
[04:42:30] <Konomi> sticks?
[04:42:33] <stderr> crutchy
[04:42:35] <crutchy> hmm
[04:42:41] <crutchy> only one stick
[04:42:45] <Subsentient> $help debug
[04:42:45] <aqu4> ADMINS: [$debug <required_arg(s)>]: Subcommands include 'listchannels' to print all channels this bot is in, 'dumpchanneldb' to list known users and their masks for either all channels, or you may specify a channel,and 'togglecontrolcodes', to toggle whether or not color and bold is permitted to appear in this bot's messages.
[04:42:50] <juggs> crutchy, it's not quite live, but it generates new png's based on amount of activity and old relationships gradually get less weight as they atrophy. I wish I had the math-fu or should that be statistics-fu to make proper sense of it :D
[04:42:53] <Subsentient> $help dumpchanneldb #Soylent
[04:42:53] <aqu4> No help found for that command. Does it exist? Try an empty help command for a list of commands.
[04:42:53] <JamesNZ> WHO CALLED ME?
[04:42:57] <crutchy> lol
[04:42:57] <Subsentient> $dumpchanneldb #Soylent
[04:42:58] <ciri> rofl
[04:43:01] <crutchy> ah oh
[04:43:02] * JamesNZ stomps around
[04:43:02] <Subsentient> $debug dumpchanneldb #Soylent
[04:43:02] <aqu4> Dumping channel database contents.
[04:43:03] <aqu4> End of list.
[04:43:08] <Subsentient> $debug dumpchanneldb #soylent
[04:43:08] <aqu4> Dumping channel database contents.
[04:43:09] <aqu4> #soylent: aqu4!aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4
[04:43:10] <aqu4> #soylent: hka
[04:43:11] <aqu4> #soylent: geotti!geotti@146.185.jhp.hxr
[04:43:11] <aqu4> #soylent: SoyGuest75144
[04:43:12] <aqu4> #soylent: cykros!00ff00@q-73-137-20-248.hsd3.ct.comcast.net
[04:43:13] <aqu4> #soylent: joe
[04:43:14] <aqu4> #soylent: FoobarBazbot
[04:43:15] <aqu4> #soylent: swiss!swiss@gulwj4615.com
[04:43:15] <aqu4> #soylent: stdhell
[04:43:16] <aqu4> #soylent: xar!xar@2001:4800:7815:uyr:iogv:zty:xstj:uohw
[04:43:17] <aqu4> #soylent: Azrael!Az@Soylent/Staff/Editor/Azrael
[04:43:18] <aqu4> #soylent: necronian
[04:43:19] <aqu4> #soylent: Leebert!lsherida@jetppb.leebert.org
[04:43:19] <juggs> ook
[04:43:19] <aqu4> #soylent: bryan
[04:43:20] <JamesNZ> Oh boy.
[04:43:20] * Subsentient starts laughing hysterically
[04:43:20] <aqu4> #soylent: everdred
[04:43:21] <aqu4> #soylent: Bender!Bender@xs508-09.members.linode.com
[04:43:22] <aqu4> #soylent: NCommander
[04:43:23] <aqu4> #soylent: u
[04:43:23] <aqu4> #soylent: chromas!chromas@0::1
[04:43:24] <aqu4> #soylent: drac
[04:43:25] <aqu4> #soylent: ciri!ciri@iminylescdbcem.com
[04:43:26] <aqu4> #soylent: sirecote
[04:43:27] <aqu4> #soylent: AndyTheAbsurd!Andy@siojgvbu.net
[04:43:27] <aqu4> #soylent: Landon!Landon@Soylent/Staff/IRC/Landon
[04:43:28] <aqu4> #soylent: mrcoolbp
[04:43:29] <aqu4> #soylent: xlefay
[04:43:30] <aqu4> #soylent: juggler
[04:43:31] <aqu4> #soylent: paulej72!paulej72@Soylent/Staff/Developer/paulej72
[04:43:31] <aqu4> #soylent: Loggie
[04:43:32] <crutchy> now i feel better
[04:43:32] <juggs> .op
[04:43:32] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o juggs] by juggler
[04:43:32] <aqu4> #soylent: dx3bydt3!|dx3bydt3@99.192.ji.r
[04:43:33] <aqu4> #soylent: Popeidol!matt@67-4-039-509.dyn.iinet.net.au
[04:43:34] <aqu4> #soylent: CoolHand!CoolHand@njgbfhmuvz.org
[04:43:34] -!- mode/#Soylent [+m #Soylent] by juggs
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[04:44:13] -!- mode/#Soylent [-m #Soylent] by juggs
[04:44:17] <chromas> now aqu4's a hub
[04:44:24] <juggs> for sure
[04:44:26] <crutchy> that was kinda my fault sorry juggs
[04:44:28] <crutchy> and everyone
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[04:44:43] <crutchy> oh wow that's a cool dotty plotty
[04:44:49] <crutchy> http://stats.sylnt.us
[04:44:54] <chromas> Subsentient: would be nifty if it could fold the list into fewer messages
[04:45:14] <crutchy> nah it makes more sticks if it does separatee :D
[04:45:20] <juggs> lol
[04:45:21] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[04:45:34] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy -- you as the nexus set yourself up for elimination
[04:45:37] * juggs whacks Subsentient with a damp chamois cloth
[04:45:41] <Subsentient> chromas: yeah...
[04:45:54] <crutchy> at least now i'm not in the middle
[04:46:03] <crutchy> aqu4++
[04:46:03] <Bender> karma - aqu4: 6
[04:46:04] <chromas> you'll be back soon enough
[04:46:05] <Subsentient> $burrito juggs
[04:46:05] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at juggs
[04:46:15] <juggs> how's things Subsentient ?
[04:46:27] <Ethanol-fueled> $ suck my fucking dick
[04:46:40] <crutchy> oh noes the sticks are slowly disappearing :O
[04:46:49] <Ethanol-fueled> DIE.
[04:46:56] <aqu4> Ethanol-fueled: Sorry, I don't want herpes.
[04:47:13] <crutchy> now there's a kind of north south thing going on
[04:47:15] <Subsentient> juggs: slowly resuming my work.
[04:47:19] <juggs> .deop
[04:47:19] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o juggs] by juggler
[04:47:21] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[04:47:22] <netctl> ^ 03J. S. Bach - Die Kunst der Fuge - Contrapunctus I - YouTube
[04:47:45] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard looks like he might be gettysburg
[04:48:09] <Subsentient> juggs: A tiny little thing that took no effort but I've been putting off forever: http://forums.wz2100.net
[04:48:10] <netctl> ^ 03Warzone 2100 Forums View topic - WZBlue: Warzone 2100 Lobby Monitor
[04:48:12] <crutchy> oh crap the sticks don't last very long
[04:48:41] <juggs> Subsentient, good stuff. I read your journal, harrowing times it seems. Glad you're kinda back to keel down orientation :D
[04:48:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Aww, yeah, motherfucker.
[04:48:58] <Subsentient> juggs: yeah thanks
[04:49:16] <Subsentient> juggs: Wish me luck. Doing better than I have in years.
[04:49:35] <crutchy> aqu4 has missed you man
[04:49:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Better than me, piecemeal.
[04:51:00] <juggs> Subsentient, hope you stay on top of the bastard!
[04:51:02] * crutchy is listening to 'take over' by boesgaard
[04:51:16] <juggs> What am I looking for in this Warzone topic thing?
[04:51:18] <Ethanol-fueled> suck my fucking dick or bannation, bannannafucks!
[04:51:20] <crutchy> 90s_synth++
[04:51:20] <Bender> karma - 90s_synth: 1
[04:51:36] <crutchy> !grab Ethanol-fueled
[04:51:36] <Bender> Added quote 271
[04:51:43] <Subsentient> juggs: I wrote the tiny little lobby monitor. Gutted aqu4's warzone lobby code to make it.
[04:51:56] <juggs> ahh
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[04:52:40] * juggs needs nicotine to refocus eyes and mind
[04:53:39] <crutchy> juggs, it was the pic that did it
[04:53:59] <Subsentient> juggs: Listening to this: https://www.youtube.com
[04:54:00] <netctl> ^ 03Koda - Machines - YouTube
[04:54:55] <crutchy> Subsentient, just wondering why in the nick list ^^ some have vhost and some don't
[04:55:12] <Subsentient> Because she only gets the vhost of those who spoke
[04:55:17] <crutchy> ahh
[04:55:24] <crutchy> aqu4++
[04:55:24] <Bender> karma - aqu4: 7
[04:58:02] <juggs> It could routinely /whois all in channel :D
[04:58:55] <crutchy> exec was doing that every couple of minutes for a while
[04:59:09] <crutchy> one nick every couple of minutes that is
[04:59:28] <crutchy> found i didn't need it in the end
[05:05:37] <juggs> soothing tune Subsentient - not heard of Koda before
[05:06:10] * juggs ponders a witty vhost for crutchy
[05:07:15] <Subsentient> juggs: heheh yeah I don't like a lot of his stuff but I *love* that song.
[05:07:35] <crutchy> the image is cool
[05:07:45] <crutchy> looking on deviantart for it as a wallpaper
[05:08:21] <NCommander> did someone ping me?
[05:08:33] <chromas> many times
[05:08:36] <juggs> I shall have to sample some more of that, I've been on the lookout for some more restful stuff
[05:08:37] <NCommander> Oh good
[05:08:40] <crutchy> quick everyone put your pants back on
[05:09:11] <crutchy> juggs, check out CMA
[05:09:18] <juggs> NCommander, bot cruft summoned thee it seems
[05:09:36] <crutchy> we were making sticks
[05:09:58] <juggs> lol
[05:11:13] <juggs> Competition and Markets Authority... who knew such a thing existed. I'm sure it's tax money well spent though, I feel soothed.
[05:11:15] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[05:11:16] <netctl> ^ 03theSummer | Chillstep Selection #14 - YouTube
[05:11:34] <crutchy> there's some CMA stuff in there
[05:12:33] <crutchy> this is one of my CMA favorites: https://www.youtube.com
[05:12:34] <netctl> ^ 03CMA - Beautiful Sunset - YouTube
[05:12:54] <juggs> so this is one of those vids that burns 984kbps just to show a static image. Da fuq is that about
[05:12:59] <crutchy> lol
[05:12:59] <ciri> hehehe
[05:13:05] <crutchy> mooooosic :D
[05:13:41] <crutchy> chillstep++
[05:13:41] <Bender> karma - chillstep: 1
[05:13:49] <juggs> let me listen to mooooooooosic by watching it on YT... hasn't ever seemed particularly sensible to me
[05:13:49] <chromas> need a soundcloud for musical buttpirates
[05:14:31] <NCommander> juggs, indeed
[05:14:34] <crutchy> there's always a little program from DVDVideoSoft
[05:14:50] <crutchy> prolly others too
[05:15:07] <crutchy> depends on yer internatz plan i guess
[05:15:29] <crutchy> i pay for my cap whether i use it or not :/
[05:15:34] <chromas> crutchy: you just need anything that reads flv containers
[05:15:53] <chromas> you could make an exec script to pass yt links into mplayer and have it strip the video
[05:16:04] <crutchy> i couldn't get the one in the debian repos to work, but then i suck at cli stuff
[05:16:17] <chromas> mplayerctl
[05:16:39] <crutchy> nah then i'd have mpaa drones crawling up my arse
[05:16:40] <juggs> ooook cd // is probably not a sane command, but apparently I am now in a dir called // it looks like / but I can't be sure. To just cd ~ and drop session before I break something :D
[05:17:29] <crutchy> don't don't go into the /\//\//\///\\\\/\///\/\///\\///\////\ directory. that's where xlefay stashed his pr0nz
[05:17:54] <chromas> crutchy: s/t/l/8
[05:18:26] * chromas imagines crutchy counting the ts
[05:18:33] <crutchy> /summon SedBot
[05:18:41] <chromas> ~sed on
[05:18:41] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[05:18:55] <crutchy> isn't there a thing that can get someone into a channel?
[05:19:05] <crutchy> like a supra gawd powah?
[05:19:15] <chromas> I think /summon exists but I'm not sure what it does
[05:19:20] <juggs> \o/ our mighty leader appears on the stick chart
[05:19:22] <crutchy> /whois SedBot
[05:19:32] <chromas> I guess not on this server
[05:19:39] * juggs twitches
[05:20:21] <crutchy> stick chart eh
[05:20:50] <crutchy> ~define stick mag
[05:20:52] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3stick mag: A Pornographic magazine
[05:21:02] <chromas> hmm, I guess you could make a script that watches the server log for invites and have it join channels and start new tails
[05:21:17] <crutchy> need a /force command
[05:21:19] <juggs> my ocd twitch is most twitchivated when I cannot reconcile #Soylent and #soylent.... why and where and how? I cannot sleep until I bust this mystery of the capital S that appears
[05:21:40] <crutchy> its xlefay's remote meddling
[05:21:49] <crutchy> he's taunting you :p
[05:21:52] <chromas> /force FoobarBazbot into irc
[05:22:14] <chromas> juggs: there was an issue with that when we switched servers
[05:22:22] <crutchy> forcectl invite SedBot
[05:22:25] <juggs> You are xlefay crutchy!! Admit it! You are Subsentient too!!
[05:22:38] <juggs> chromas, I remember
[05:22:42] <crutchy> they are my arms. we're really Voltron
[05:22:55] <crutchy> xlefay is the red voltron
[05:23:07] <crutchy> i'm just the third leg :p
[05:23:38] <crutchy> or is it megaman in the more civilized countries?
[05:23:39] <juggs> I think the ircd sees them as the same but clients and bots refer to them as they wish depending on what they /join or w/e
[05:24:08] <crutchy> channels aren't case sensitive. exec lowercases nicks and chans for its user bucket
[05:24:41] <juggs> why stop there? Why not salt and hash the things?
[05:25:00] <crutchy> don't... tempt.... me
[05:25:04] <crutchy> :D
[05:25:22] <crutchy> they are encoded sorta
[05:25:25] <crutchy> serialized
[05:25:27] <juggs> unique salt per nick or chan of course.... moar complexity!!
[05:26:03] <crutchy> too lazy to make securitah stuff. nickserv works
[05:27:34] <chromas> crutchy: require us to put in our ip addresses, home phone numbers and and zooper secret database primary keys
[05:27:57] <chromas> that second and was an any
[05:28:04] <juggs> I've looked around and no-one seems to have done anything interesting with these piespy outputs really. I think I will turn them into some time-lapse animation type thing to show relationships over time.
[05:28:06] <crutchy> the any keys
[05:28:34] <crutchy> bring back the animated gif!
[05:28:39] <chromas> juggs: and putt it on youtube :)
[05:29:06] <juggs> with some music
[05:29:24] <chromas> The Soylent Crew
[05:29:41] <chromas> get ef, khyber etc to wail on their guitars
[05:30:12] <juggs> I wish we had the entire output from formulation on freenode then coming here... it could be interesting to watch how people appear, disappear, reappear etc,
[05:32:04] <juggs> All utterly pointless of course, but still interesting - e.g. watch how crutchy appears and slowly gravitates towards the centre
[05:32:41] <juggs> crutchy blah
[05:32:43] <juggs> crutchy blah
[05:32:44] <juggs> crutchy blah
[05:32:44] <juggs> crutchy blah
[05:32:45] <juggs> crutchy blah
[05:32:47] <crutchy> and occasionally flash ef's dick pick like they used to do with cinema reels
[05:32:59] <chromas> One frame. One frame only
[05:33:16] <juggs> LOL. Dirty trick
[05:33:32] <crutchy> chromas, i'm only borrowing your humvee
[05:34:02] <chromas> sales of those are up now
[05:34:04] <chromas> :(
[05:34:28] <crutchy> in syria
[05:34:49] <chromas> in the states
[05:36:06] <chromas> hm, my logs only go back to the eighth of February
[05:36:21] <crutchy> wow that's pretty early
[05:36:36] <chromas> I'd like to import them into the db but that sounds like work
[05:36:50] <crutchy> should get them into Loggie's log directory
[05:37:01] <crutchy> for historical completeness
[05:37:09] <crutchy> logs.sylnt.us
[05:38:31] <chromas> it has a lot of ^Ms
[05:38:52] <crutchy> can you post them somewhere?
[05:38:53] <chromas> I wonder if that's an 'irc' bold or italic or something
[05:39:41] <juggs> If I lived in South Africa I'd be considering a Marauder too aka Top Gear Hammond Marauder
[05:39:44] <chromas> yeah
[05:39:50] <juggs> too many car jackings there
[05:39:54] <crutchy> ctrl+M resets the market line in xchat
[05:39:55] <chromas> lol NC quit from excess flood
[05:40:29] <crutchy> i coulddn't count the times i've been booted for excess flood
[05:40:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Where did Google Glass Go? - http://sylnt.us - are-glassholes-too-unpopular?
[05:40:48] <chromas> I don't see an actual flood though; maybe it was another channel
[05:41:38] <juggs> this is concerning - where do you see this excess flood message for NC?
[05:41:42] * chromas goes for a walk & dog walk before facing the logs to the internets
[05:41:48] <chromas> juggs: oooold logs
[05:41:55] <juggs> ahh
[05:41:57] <chromas> from freenode
[05:42:12] * juggs stays in the present
[05:43:11] <chromas> Why make use of the present when you can waste it thinking about the past?
[05:44:53] <juggs> restrospection is an evil, soul sucking harpy
[05:51:07] <crutchy> coffee++
[05:51:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 931
[06:02:03] <crutchy> listening to "NEW YORK Metropolitan Chillout Luxury Lounge"
[06:04:48] <juggs> lol this reminds me of the days when people would have an irc ticker connected to their winamp or foobar lounge
[06:05:36] <crutchy> you mentioned looking for restful stuff before
[06:05:58] <crutchy> this stuff will prolly put me to sleep
[06:07:23] <crutchy> json_pretty_print++
[06:07:23] <Bender> karma - json_pretty_print: 1
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[06:08:04] <crutchy> quick hide the booze
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[06:09:06] <crutchy> hate it when that happens
[06:09:43] <juggs> O.o
[06:10:43] <juggs> I can only guess NightHawk has a camp on NC
[06:11:13] <NightHawk> pardon?
[06:11:33] <juggs> granted
[06:12:43] <crutchy> might dl this one: https://www.youtube.com
[06:12:44] <netctl> ^ 03MALDIVES Relaxing Chill-Out Luxury Lounge - YouTube
[06:13:37] <crutchy> ~gday NightHawk
[06:13:38] * exec dexterously passes a socket of pancakes to NightHawk
[06:13:50] <crutchy> you getting the rain today?
[06:14:34] <NightHawk> finished earlier today, heavy though, driveway is now sludge.
[06:14:46] <crutchy> damn
[06:15:22] <crutchy> bit on and off here
[06:18:17] <NightHawk> you keeping okay crutchy?
[06:18:42] <crutchy> just havin a sunday veg. bit of code sprinkled in occasionally :D
[06:18:50] <crutchy> u?
[06:20:10] <NightHawk> Saw that FBSD 10.1 was out, thought I'd see if it would load on a p2 thinkpad :)
[06:23:17] <crutchy> never tried fbsd
[06:24:34] <NightHawk> It's been a while, but I liked how minimalist it was. First used it around v4.5
[06:36:28] <juggs> crutchy you around still?
[06:43:01] * juggs wafts away on a cloud
[06:47:56] <crutchy> juggs, yeah still here
[06:48:02] <crutchy> was just doing some laundry
[06:48:10] <crutchy> work tomorrow :(
[06:52:51] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[06:52:51] <netctl> ^ 03NEW YORK Metropolitan Chillout Luxury Lounge - YouTube
[06:53:20] <crutchy> 12:10 - nice little boppy tune to code to
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[08:12:59] <chromas> facebook-- # Suggested Pages: Liberal America (170,605 o' mateys be likin' this.)
[08:12:59] <Bender> karma - facebook: -3
[08:24:00] <Konomi> facebook--
[08:24:00] <Bender> karma - facebook: -4
[08:40:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Three CfA Researchers Share in $3 million Breakthrough Prize. - http://sylnt.us - 16-years-later
[08:52:55] <crutchy> http://soylentnews.org
[08:52:56] <netctl> ^ 03Targeted Individuals - Government and Military Weapons (Mind Games) #### Mirrored here under Fair Use - -- Mind Games New on the Internet: a community of people who believe the government is beaming voices into their minds. They may be crazy, but the Pentagon has pursued a weapon that can do just that. By Sharon Weinberger Sunday, January 14, 2007 IF HARLAN GIRARD IS CRAZY, HE DOESN'T ACT THE PART. He is standing just where he said he would be, below the Phila
[08:53:18] <crutchy> fuck me. this comment pretty much destroys a thread when browsing at -1/-1
[08:53:30] * chromas gets the lube
[08:58:08] <chromas> yeah, Read the Rest is way beyond where it should be
[09:22:44] * crutchy has decided that mongolians are the closest thing to real klingons
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[09:31:12] <Konomi> anyone happen to know if windows 8 needs microsoft securety essentials or is it inbuilt finally?
[09:32:17] <Konomi> hmm guess it is
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[09:41:43] <crutchy> ~gday Bialykot
[09:41:44] * exec clumsily hurls a blagoblag of glowballs at Bialykot
[09:41:51] <crutchy> sweden?
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[09:43:02] <SoyCow1443> hi ppl
[09:44:10] <NCommander> hey
[09:44:21] <SoyCow1443> waz up
[09:45:22] <crutchy> gday
[09:45:42] <crutchy> been reading about oil pipelines of all things
[09:46:06] <crutchy> prolly just cos i like maps with interesting stuff on them
[09:46:20] <NCommander> hacking on minecraft to try and blow some stress off
[09:46:36] <SoyCow1443> interesting
[09:47:04] <crutchy> what country you in SoyCow1443?
[09:47:42] <SoyCow1443> why
[09:48:25] <SoyCow1443> you have some interesting project to propose
[09:49:26] <crutchy> nah just curious
[09:49:35] <SoyCow1443> and u
[09:49:50] <crutchy> the person the joined before you has a .se vhost
[09:49:55] <crutchy> i'm australian
[09:50:11] <SoyCow1443> cool aussie
[09:50:36] <SoyCow1443> im italian
[09:50:42] <crutchy> sweet
[09:50:46] <crutchy> first time here?
[09:50:46] <SoyCow1443> tnx
[09:50:54] <SoyCow1443> yeah
[09:50:55] <SoyCow1443> yes
[09:51:12] <crutchy> welcome to soylent :D
[09:51:31] <SoyCow1443> I know it's not a nice nickname
[09:51:52] <SoyCow1443> after the change
[09:51:55] <SoyCow1443> ty
[09:52:11] <crutchy> don't worry. i just let xchat do most of the nick typing :p
[09:52:37] <crutchy> you came from soylentnews.org?
[09:53:11] <SoyCow1443> no
[09:53:19] <crutchy> oh
[09:53:33] <SoyCow1443> http://kvs3xgkasyoqd4hx.onion
[09:53:40] <crutchy> ah
[09:53:51] * crutchy isn't very familiar with tor
[09:54:18] <SoyCow1443> I found it here after I go on .org
[09:54:27] <crutchy> ah
[09:54:36] <crutchy> guessing that wiki page is prolly the same as http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[09:54:37] <netctl> ^ 03Wiki: SoylentNews:IRC
[09:54:51] <SoyCow1443> say
[09:54:55] * crutchy not having a tor client to check
[09:55:34] <crutchy> you an old hand at irc?
[09:56:23] <SoyCow1443> for what I just
[09:56:25] <crutchy> sorry don't mean to be nosey. if you need any help with anything here though don't be shy about asking
[09:57:33] <crutchy> everyone's a bit kooky so don't be shocked if something flies in from left field and crashes in a huge ball of snot
[09:57:33] <SoyCow1443> I have no problems
[09:58:18] <SoyCow1443> why do you say that
[09:58:51] <crutchy> erm... you'd prolly have to look over the irc logs :d
[09:59:12] <crutchy> http://logs.sylnt.us
[09:59:13] <netctl> ^ 03#Soylent | Logs
[09:59:36] <crutchy> anyway, you a code monkey, or gamer?
[09:59:41] <SoyCow1443> that is
[10:00:05] <crutchy> or vanilla geek?
[10:00:58] <crutchy> or hate computers with a passion?
[10:01:03] <crutchy> :)
[10:01:55] <SoyCow1443> what interests you
[10:02:20] <crutchy> code mainly
[10:02:41] <crutchy> i got a couple of kiddywinks though so they keep me busy
[10:03:06] <crutchy> php and pascal are fave languages
[10:03:36] <crutchy> though if you know perl there are opportunities on the soylent dev team
[10:03:38] <SoyCow1443> I take care of social engineering
[10:04:10] <crutchy> wow. that's different
[10:04:25] <SoyCow1443> yes i know
[10:04:50] * crutchy has no idea what that really entails
[10:05:05] <SoyCow1443> and generally hack
[10:05:26] <crutchy> hack computer systems?
[10:06:21] <SoyCow1443> Security vulnerabilities sites so things
[10:06:33] <crutchy> cool
[10:08:09] <SoyCow1443> I like to study very
[10:09:12] <crutchy> sounds good
[10:09:27] <crutchy> are you a student?
[10:09:38] <crutchy> or working in security?
[10:09:46] <crutchy> sorry don't have to answer
[10:11:02] <crutchy> can be a bit quiet here sometimes, but if you hook up a bnc or just leave your client open you'll come across various fellow geeks around the world
[10:15:58] <SoyCow1443> bye bye world next
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[10:16:21] <crutchy> see ya
[10:16:31] <crutchy> hmm
[10:16:39] <crutchy> need a ~checkhuman script :p
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[10:50:49] <crutchy> ~gday cosurgi
[10:50:50] * exec spontaneously pours a pair of used panties full of red cordial for cosurgi
[10:51:16] <chromas> we need a ~ping editors :D
[10:51:34] <chromas> or ~spamctl
[10:59:51] <crutchy> need m2
[11:01:09] <crutchy> we should call ours m<sup>2</sup> just to be trendier than the green giant
[11:01:11] <chromas> firehose++
[11:01:11] <Bender> karma - firehose: 1
[11:01:18] <chromas> lol
[11:01:20] <ciri> lol damn!
[11:01:25] <chromas> ours has more power
[11:01:39] <crutchy> with baysplosions in the background
[11:01:42] * chromas gives tama the second power
[11:02:05] <crutchy> m<sup><sup>2</sup></sup>
[11:02:19] <crutchy> affectionately known as m-soup
[11:05:09] <crutchy> m<div style="vertical-align: super;"><div style="vertical-align: super;">2</div></div>
[11:05:13] <crutchy> there we go
[11:05:21] <crutchy> proper m-soup :p
[11:06:03] <chromas> crutchy: s/div/span/g
[11:06:40] <crutchy> m<div style="vertical-align: super; display: inline;"><div style="vertical-align: super; display: inline;">2</div></div>
[11:07:04] <chromas> needs moar overhead!
[11:07:12] <chromas> switch to xml-on-java
[11:07:13] <crutchy> better add some js
[11:07:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:07:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 932
[11:07:33] <chromas> crutchy: yeah, make is subscript, then use js to change it to super
[11:07:34] <crutchy> with marqueee and a .wav file
[11:07:58] <crutchy> playing "macho man"
[11:08:34] <chromas> welcome, TheMightyBuzzard; you don't happen to have a spamhammer on sn
[11:09:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> technically, yeah. in practice, no.
[11:10:03] <crutchy> our new motto could be "we're not totally gay"
[11:10:36] <chromas> tmb, or access to pj's spamctl filterage
[11:10:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Machine Learning Used to Predict Military Suicides - http://sylnt.us - over-there
[11:10:56] <chromas> not sure if it's retroactive
[11:11:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, he'd need to do that himself or show me what he did
[11:12:02] <crutchy> need m2 or sumbit tokens or something. everything else is spammable. captcha is a pos
[11:12:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone spamming new articles?
[11:12:36] <chromas> yeah; there's even a poll submission
[11:12:39] <chromas> for best one
[11:12:52] <crutchy> its just chromas launching his new NCommander brand viagra pills
[11:12:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha
[11:13:35] <chromas> I figured if I can't code right, I can at least find a sucker and make a buck
[11:13:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't sweat it. eds can take care of those few quick enough. it's not in comments is it?
[11:14:55] <crutchy> not that i can see from the feed
[11:15:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool cool. i don't mind em spamming subs as much as i would comments
[11:20:42] <crutchy> ~suggest slashbox with diego's relationship map (http://stats.sylnt.us/social/soylent/) shrunk down, with caption "who's chatting on irc?"
[11:20:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.break.com
[11:20:43] <netctl> ^ 03Things IT People Never Say | Video | Break.com
[11:20:49] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
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[11:22:15] <_> wonder if i can trick diego with a simple nick change
[11:22:36] <_> awww :(
[11:22:55] _ is now known as crutchy
[11:23:05] <crutchy> must use vhost for id
[11:24:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thinkin that bot
[11:24:55] <chromas> or it watches for nick messages
[11:25:02] <crutchy> or that too
[11:25:12] <chromas> don't be smart, diego
[11:25:53] <crutchy> diego likes to watch
[11:26:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> easier to go by vhost. they come in with the privmsg anyway.
[11:27:07] <crutchy> chromas, where were those really early logs you had?
[11:27:19] <crutchy> i remember a link but can't remember where the link was
[11:27:52] <chromas> there's one on the wiki but it's short
[11:28:03] <chromas> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[11:28:03] <netctl> ^ 03Wiki: IRC logs
[11:28:20] <chromas> seems like there used to be another link somewhere but I haven't found it
[11:28:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, i thought it was monday since i went fishing the past two days
[11:28:59] <crutchy> wtf
[11:29:00] <crutchy> 06:58 -!- crutchy [cb811792@gateway/web/freenode/ip.203.129.23.146] has joined ##altslashdot
[11:29:24] <chromas> and you apparently still use gnome2
[11:29:49] <crutchy> was i around on 8 feb?
[11:30:02] <chromas> would the log lie?
[11:30:15] <crutchy> i thought it was later than that
[11:30:21] <chromas> maybe someone else has logs from then. Mine don't start until a couple days later
[11:30:27] <chromas> crutchy beat me :(
[11:30:53] <chromas> heh, right away there's talk of logging :)
[11:31:04] <crutchy> i would have just been on webchat then
[11:31:38] <crutchy> yeah i remember xlefay was after a logging bot. that's why i got into bots in the first place. i whipped up a bash bot about the same time as xlefay got loggie going
[11:31:53] <chromas> you only said two things in that log
[11:32:15] <crutchy> yeah
[11:32:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, crutchy would never use gnome2. he's from oz, he'd be compelled by to use mate whether he wanted to or not
[11:32:25] <crutchy> lol
[11:32:28] <chromas> lol
[11:32:28] <ciri> it's not that funny :)
[11:32:43] <crutchy> i use kdropbear
[11:32:55] <chromas> kde++
[11:32:55] <Bender> karma - kde: 4
[11:32:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> there should be one of those
[11:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> get on that, crutchy
[11:34:45] <crutchy> konomi's in there early
[11:34:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> aourt -Ss dropbear
[11:34:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> community/dropbear 2014.66-1
[11:34:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Lightweight replacement for sshd
[11:35:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, someone beat ya to it
[11:35:15] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: it's awesome except it doesn't support sftp
[11:35:33] <crutchy> ssh++
[11:35:33] <Bender> karma - ssh: 5
[11:35:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck em then. go head n steal the name
[11:35:56] * chromas wonders why nobody brought it up during the openssh jerkfest
[11:36:14] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: it's totally different if his has a k
[11:36:23] <chromas> plus it's on irc
[11:36:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> or a q
[11:38:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[11:39:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could write up ac subbing for the api today. it's either that or do housework.
[11:39:24] <crutchy> chromas, do you have logs from a couple of days after the 7th of feb?
[11:39:46] <crutchy> cos loggie didn't start till early march
[11:39:59] <crutchy> there's about a month gap in there
[11:40:01] <chromas> From the 8th on into infinity (and beyond)
[11:40:41] <crutchy> could i 'borrow' logs from 8th feb to 6 mar?
[11:40:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> any editors awake?
[11:41:02] <crutchy> they're all out buying viagra
[11:41:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> they certainly know where
[11:42:22] <crutchy> need to whip up a little formatter script for the wiki log
[11:42:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd change my seclev and fix it myself but that'd step on toes and leave me obliged to do this kind of thing later
[11:42:41] <crutchy> yeah that would be a slippery slope
[11:43:06] <crutchy> like a big fat smelly vagina
[11:43:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ssssh, you'll summon ethanol-fueled
[11:43:35] <Konomi> I use kde actually
[11:43:44] <Konomi> I tried mate once but it lacks it's own login manager
[11:43:46] <crutchy> lol
[11:43:48] <crutchy> oops
[11:44:00] <crutchy> quick everyone disband from the pile
[11:44:17] * crutchy whistles nonchalantly
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[11:44:39] <crutchy> !grab Konomi
[11:44:39] <Bender> Added quote 272
[11:44:59] <crutchy> that could be funny without context :p
[11:45:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, does it? i know it had one on mint last time i looked but didn't pay attention to which one it was using.
[11:45:17] <Konomi> mint might've rolled their own it mate got around to making one
[11:45:39] <Konomi> wow that came out broken
[11:45:47] <crutchy> ~turing-test Konomi
[11:45:48] <Konomi> mint might've made their own, or mate got around to making one*
[11:46:29] <Konomi> I fell asleep listening to homeland shush
[11:46:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, now ima haft to google it and find out
[11:47:25] <crutchy> can you just use lightdm?
[11:47:31] <crutchy> or whatever its called
[11:47:51] <crutchy> the one i tried with openbox
[11:47:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like that's what they recommend
[11:48:28] <Konomi> http://forums.mate-desktop.org
[11:48:29] <netctl> ^ 03forums.mate-desktop.org View topic - [SOLVED] Where's Mate Display Manager?
[11:48:31] <Konomi> seems to elaborate
[11:49:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[11:49:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi++
[11:49:18] <Bender> karma - konomi: 29
[11:49:34] <crutchy> lightdm is also dbus-free
[11:50:01] <Konomi> uses polkit still
[11:50:49] <Konomi> actually
[11:50:57] <Konomi> it deps on systemd or consolekit
[11:50:58] <Konomi> ;p
[11:50:59] <Konomi> https://packages.debian.org
[11:51:00] <netctl> ^ 03Debian -- Details of package lightdm in jessie
[11:51:07] <Konomi> systemd has dbus!
[11:51:19] <Konomi> and consolekit deps on it too!
[11:51:23] <Konomi> so I wouldn't call it dbus free
[11:52:26] <Konomi> did I mention I've transitioned through the four phases of systemd? worry -> anger at breakage -> acceptance -> love it
[11:52:29] <Konomi> ;p
[11:52:47] <crutchy> hmm i must've used a different one
[11:53:12] * Konomi whips crutchy
[11:53:13] <crutchy> for that little test to see if i could get rid of systemd altogether in my wheezy install
[11:53:16] <Konomi> back to php coding you
[11:53:25] <Konomi> you can't
[11:53:27] <Konomi> well
[11:53:32] <crutchy> i did :D
[11:53:34] <Konomi> if you choose a DE that doesn't dep on it you could
[11:53:45] <crutchy> openbox
[11:53:49] <Konomi> you can still run any init system with systemd-shim anyway
[11:54:03] <Konomi> so really you can run any DE without it
[11:54:12] <crutchy> it was that libsystemd-login0 thingy
[11:54:13] <Konomi> and systemd-shim will pick up the logind needs
[11:54:24] <crutchy> ah
[11:54:28] <Konomi> yep lots of DEs are transitioning to logind
[11:54:39] <Konomi> because consolekit is abandonware and has been for ages
[11:54:44] <crutchy> i think dbus was the only package that depended on it in my test
[11:54:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> lxdm might be clean. only seeing xorg and gtk2 as deps
[11:54:57] <Konomi> yeah dbus was absorbed into systemd as well
[11:55:03] <crutchy> most things depend on dbus
[11:55:04] <Konomi> like I said it doesn't matter
[11:55:16] <Konomi> install want you want then install the package that sets init
[11:55:20] <crutchy> systemd is ok if it works
[11:55:30] <crutchy> doesn't bother me much
[11:55:35] <Konomi> haven't had it not work yet
[11:55:35] <crutchy> <--- sheep
[11:55:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> systemd is like the punisher. it may work but i disapprove of its methods.
[11:55:48] <Konomi> https://packages.debian.org
[11:55:49] <netctl> ^ 03Debian -- Details of package systemd-shim in jessie
[11:55:53] <Konomi> description says it all really
[11:56:24] <crutchy> the debconf14 video i watched with torvalds kinda said it all
[11:56:24] <Konomi> I stuck to sysvinit-core for awhile but I switched
[11:56:39] <crutchy> what you said too actually
[11:56:46] <Konomi> because I could finally have an init shystem that would supress kernel messages and just show me the init services statuses
[11:56:49] <Konomi> it looks great
[11:57:00] <crutchy> the packages weren't actively maintained, so systemd stepped up
[11:57:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm using it cause no real choice on arch but i reserve the right to bitch
[11:57:08] <Konomi> lol
[11:57:13] <crutchy> nod nod
[11:57:17] <Konomi> arch adopted it really early
[11:57:23] <crutchy> bitching is a god given right
[11:57:23] <Konomi> all my arch friends were ranting how they loved it
[11:57:33] <Konomi> was irony when it went into debian and nothing but the bitching started
[11:57:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's better than upstart is all i can really say good about it.
[11:57:54] <crutchy> debian is full of freetards though
[11:57:57] <Konomi> I think my reply zat the time was "meh sounds complciate don't want"
[11:58:03] <crutchy> infected by stallman toecheese
[11:58:14] <Konomi> I'd say it's full of idiots
[11:58:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> and back before it tried to include world+dog+kitchen sink it wasn't a bad init manager
[11:58:25] <Konomi> freetards and stallman wouldn't have an issue
[11:58:28] <Konomi> the code is gpl....
[11:58:36] <Konomi> you can configure it all at compile time
[11:58:57] <crutchy> maybe its the ubuntu crowd then, cos whatever debian does affects ubuntu, mint, etc etc
[11:59:11] <crutchy> debian's at the top of a big tree
[11:59:15] <Konomi> I think a lot of it is friction because some sysadmins don't want to learn a few new commands
[11:59:18] <Konomi> such ast systemctl reboot
[11:59:20] <Konomi> vs reboot
[11:59:25] <Konomi> etc
[11:59:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw that, just alias it
[11:59:42] <crutchy> prolly a lot of scripts to change maybe
[11:59:47] <Konomi> well you can still actually run the normal command systemd handles it the irony
[12:00:14] <crutchy> there was prolly less carry on when microsoft totally fucked up the windows start menu
[12:00:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly. i still always sudo reboot or do it from the logout manager
[12:00:18] <Konomi> I haven't even botehred rewriting my init scripts cause systemd runs them for me anyway
[12:00:52] <Konomi> http://paste.ofcode.org
[12:00:53] <netctl> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[12:01:20] <crutchy> Konomi, i started using pasteofcode cos fucking ubuntu pastebin doesn't allow php. wtf!?
[12:01:36] <Konomi> I use it cause it always expires after 30 days
[12:01:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do really very much mind that systemd can't get its shit together and load nfs services in the right order so i have to manually reload them each reboot.
[12:01:40] <Konomi> and the keyboard shortcuts are nice
[12:01:43] <Konomi> you can do say
[12:01:46] <Konomi> alt+t for test
[12:01:47] <Konomi> text*
[12:01:52] <Konomi> then press alt+enter to paste
[12:02:28] <Konomi> TheMightyBuzzard: hmm that sounds annoying hope they fix it
[12:03:38] <Konomi> I'm bored everyone can have some random anime pictures
[12:03:40] <Konomi> http://i.minus.com
[12:04:36] <Konomi> http://i.minus.com <- real life ;_;
[12:04:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should start back on japanese rosetta stone.
[12:06:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i can only remember how to say the cat is sleeping at this point. which while often true is seldom relevant.
[12:06:44] <Konomi> 2/3rds of their live!
[12:06:45] <Konomi> life*
[12:06:57] <Konomi> when they reach 9 years old they've only been awake 3 years!
[12:07:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> explains a lot
[12:07:20] <Konomi> though for the owner it generally feels like they've been awake for 12 years ._.
[12:08:00] <Konomi> http://i.minus.com
[12:08:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially when you get paw paw paw to the face at 3am because they're bored and wanna play.
[12:08:09] * Konomi nods >.<
[12:08:31] <chromas> we only waste half that percentage
[12:11:12] * Konomi np: Ultra Sheriff - Make Me A Cyborg (Electropop) [KELKRC-ZuDA] [YouTube 140 - audio only (DASH audio)].m4a :: 2.8M :: DeaDBeef 0.6.2
[12:11:15] <Konomi> ^ need to do this
[12:11:22] <Konomi> then I'd need no sleep at all
[12:12:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> cat couldn't desleep you but you'd have to stay awake for boring meetings.
[12:12:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> or have an accidental malfunction and kill everyone in the room.
[12:13:02] <Konomi> "accidental"
[12:13:05] * Konomi grins
[12:13:18] <Konomi> https://www.indiegogo.com
[12:13:19] <netctl> ^ 03Lantern: One Device, Free Data From Space Forever | Indiegogo
[12:13:22] <Konomi> I'm considering forking over for this
[12:13:31] * TheMightyBuzzard stands with bender on the kill all humans thing
[12:13:37] * Konomi nods
[12:14:02] <Konomi> packet radio broadcasts from space just seem awesome
[12:15:15] * Konomi puts her glasses back on so she can focus on the windows laptop that is in need of STD removal
[12:16:22] <chromas> you're supposed to emit a quip as you put them on
[12:16:25] <crutchy> ~profile-add Konomi glasses :p
[12:16:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, except for the solar charging, a cellphone can do that
[12:16:52] <Konomi> eh profiles?
[12:17:02] * crutchy has worn glasses pretty much since primary school
[12:17:11] <Konomi> I got mine 5 years ago
[12:17:15] <chromas> hey yeah, we can profile everyone an store it all in buckets; pictures etc
[12:17:21] <Konomi> I started getting blurry eye sight when looking out the window
[12:17:22] <crutchy> lol not a real script. don't worry :D
[12:17:23] <Konomi> thought I was tired
[12:17:27] <Konomi> turns out I was short sighted
[12:17:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should have worn mine but i said fuck it since my left eye sees fine.
[12:17:37] <chromas> Konomi: is that why you like systemd?
[12:17:38] <Konomi> urk using two mouses gets confusing
[12:17:49] <Konomi> chromas: + journal + speed ;p
[12:17:50] <chromas> (buzing.ogg)
[12:18:00] <crutchy> Konomi, synergy
[12:18:25] <Konomi> does anyone know wtf akamai netsession interface is for
[12:18:26] <Konomi> ._.
[12:18:42] <Konomi> "The Akamai NetSession Interface is a secure application that may be installed on your computer to improve the speed, reliability, and efficiency for downloads and streams from the Internet. It is used by many software and media publishers to deliver files or streams to you."
[12:18:46] <Konomi> and purging
[12:19:03] <crutchy> ive seen that at work
[12:19:11] <crutchy> is it a dell?
[12:19:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've seen it installed with games or something but fuck if i remember.
[12:20:07] <crutchy> i think its something to do with some cloud storage oem crap
[12:20:49] <crutchy> we've recently stopped buying dell at work
[12:21:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing wrong with a dell if you wipe it and install linux first rattle out of the box
[12:21:38] <crutchy> hardware is crap
[12:21:49] <crutchy> cheap shitty psus
[12:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> all laptop hardware is crap
[12:22:16] <crutchy> toshiba is ok
[12:22:29] <Konomi> god I hate malware
[12:22:35] <Konomi> and the humans that install it
[12:22:43] <chromas> Konomi: malwarebytes and combofix?
[12:22:48] <Konomi> running it
[12:22:51] <Konomi> just takes for freaking ever
[12:22:57] <chromas> someone here mentioned another one awhile back
[12:22:59] <crutchy> fdisk /mrb
[12:23:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is why we charge large amounts of money to defuck windows boxen.
[12:23:06] <Konomi> and there's some malware that just intergrates into browsers like a fucking annoying plague
[12:23:07] <crutchy> *mbr
[12:23:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you don't you're contributing to their sense of who cares
[12:23:29] <Konomi> I don't even like doing it for money tbh
[12:23:33] <Konomi> it pisses me off so badddd
[12:23:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:23:55] <crutchy> first birthday
[12:24:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i started charging even family for unfucking of windows boxes so they'd hopefully STOP FUCKING THEM UP
[12:24:22] <Konomi> also windows freaking 8
[12:24:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, fuck windows 8
[12:24:34] <Konomi> does not recognise my microsoft!!!! freaking mouse's scroll wheel
[12:24:36] <Konomi> all of my wtf
[12:25:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, microsoft has shitty mousewheel support anyway. you gotta have the window active to scroll something
[12:25:06] <crutchy> you need to upgrade to the new and improved windows 8 mouse wheel mouse
[12:25:10] <Konomi> ms in a single sentence even their own damn mouse doesn't work on their os without running to windows update for a driver
[12:25:44] <Konomi> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah I never realised how much I like that feature in kde until Ihad to use windows again
[12:25:48] * TheMightyBuzzard randomly scrolls an inactive window just because he can
[12:26:07] <crutchy> the win8 mouse is a microsoft surface than you slide around the desk :p
[12:26:21] <Konomi> I want to slide a microsoft dev' face over a desk
[12:26:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, they have motion sensors so they'll know when they're thrown out a window?
[12:26:34] <crutchy> ooh nasty
[12:26:37] <chromas> crutchy: back in the day, microsoft surface was the desk
[12:26:51] <crutchy> eek i'm surrounded
[12:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> one of these days i need to get another cellphone
[12:27:30] * crutchy wonders if its possible to get claustrophobic in an irc channel
[12:27:33] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[12:27:33] <netctl> ^ 03Microsoft Surface Parody - YouTube
[12:27:33] <Konomi> I still get pissed at either OEMs or MS
[12:27:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> and never, ever, ever give out the number.
[12:27:37] <Konomi> idk which one to blame
[12:27:46] <Konomi> but why oh fucking why do people still get admin accounts by default
[12:28:17] <crutchy> cos then they can be teh l33t hax0rz
[12:28:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, eh, doesn't matter. too easy to do shit as admin in winders anyway.
[12:28:20] <Konomi> mac has password prompts linux has password prompts
[12:28:28] <Konomi> MS has it but they don't make users use it by default
[12:28:30] <Konomi> whhhyyyyy
[12:28:49] <chromas> windows does password prompt if you're not logged in with an admin account
[12:28:56] <crutchy> meh. i used to auto-login gnome2
[12:29:05] <crutchy> not root though
[12:29:12] <Konomi> yeah but no copy of windows I have used from other people ever have them on a LUA by default chromas
[12:29:21] <Konomi> I set up windows that way when I used it and it was perfectly functional
[12:29:38] <Konomi> you just had to use the password prompt when you wanted to do admin tasks
[12:30:01] <chromas> typing the password's a lot of work. so many letters, so little time to copy this file
[12:30:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> as it was prophesied
[12:30:13] <Konomi> it just boggles my mind considering how much effort MS went to have it
[12:31:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly, i don't use a lua on windows either. mostly cause i consider it a gaming platform rather than an os though.
[12:31:57] <crutchy> its hard work copying from other operating systems
[12:32:36] <chromas> that's why Linux hasn't caught up to Windows re drivers
[12:32:54] <chromas> hotswapping graphics drivers and stuff
[12:33:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, have you actually tried hotswapping amd drivers recently? you need like 2-3 reboots or bugs WILL happen.
[12:34:00] <chromas> in wondows?
[12:34:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes
[12:34:40] <chromas> I dunno, but I know when I've had the driver crash, it automagically swapped in a different driver and I could keep poking at it
[12:34:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> remove the old one, reboot, install the new one, reboot, possibly another reboot after, i forget
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[12:36:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i used to think you could just install the new one and ignore the prompt too but it almost always leads to bugs.
[12:36:50] <chromas> apache-- # for having over 9,000 config files
[12:36:50] <Bender> karma - apache: -1
[12:37:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, you can make it have only one if you want
[12:37:18] <Konomi> casuals--
[12:37:18] <Bender> karma - casuals: -1
[12:37:27] * Konomi takes a jab
[12:37:40] <chromas> I just want to find the crap about allowing directory listings. Guess I need to learn2grep
[12:39:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas largely directory permissions and has nothing to do with apache
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[12:39:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> the user apache runs under needs to have +rx to the directory
[12:40:01] <chromas> it can read it, just won't list the directory
[12:40:10] <chromas> it gives out files
[12:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> you have autoindex turned on?
[12:42:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> and there is NOT an index.html in the directory?
[12:43:27] <chromas> found it
[12:43:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> and what sort of result are you getting when you try to hit http://localhost anyway?
[12:43:53] <chromas> turned on allowing .htaccess so I can turn it on only for some dirs
[12:44:00] <chromas> 404
[12:44:05] <chromas> pr0n not found
[12:44:15] <chromas> pr0ns are in ~/bin/
[12:44:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, whatever works
[12:47:35] <Konomi> http://i.minus.com
[12:47:35] <netctl> ^ 03 ( http://i3.minus.com )
[12:48:24] <chromas> why does the bot get an instant hit but my browser sits around playing gorillas.bas?
[12:49:12] <chromas> =set .titles.ignore// \.png
[12:49:12] <netctl> k
[12:49:21] <chromas> needs moar regex
[12:51:02] <Konomi> scanning WinSxS forever
[12:51:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:51:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 933
[12:51:50] <chromas> <ciri> ~Submit http://www.regexr.com transferred to russian marijuana fund for $400.
[12:51:51] <netctl> ^ 03RegExr: Learn, Build, Test RegEx
[12:52:00] <chromas> ciri++
[12:52:00] <Bender> karma - ciri: -20
[12:59:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> asked my bud to build us a colossus across the road leading to our community castle. this is what he came up with: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com
[13:01:25] <chromas> you'd have the least deaths if you weren't so snarky
[13:02:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, that's strictly a function of logging out in creative mode while flying
[13:04:13] <chromas> in that case, you should be a little more snarky
[13:04:27] <Konomi> wow fucking annoying malware modifies windows shortcuts and adds a url to them -.-
[13:04:58] <chromas> don't forget to adjust the extensions and proxies in all the web browsers
[13:05:05] <Konomi> already did that
[13:05:13] <chromas> and charge $200/hr
[13:06:33] <chromas> or better yet, start a $32 and double it each additional hour
[13:06:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i only charge family $50/hr. anyone else it's $300/hr for malware or $50/hr for reinstalli.
[13:08:22] * chromas casually looks around for the possibility of automated regex optimization
[13:10:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Utah, Nov 19: Public Hearing Set for Legislature's Bill to Turn Off NSA Water - http://sylnt.us - government-by-the-people
[13:10:34] <chromas> hah
[13:11:24] <chromas> Bender could use an update to https links, but the shortener needs it too
[13:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, wouldn't hurt
[13:13:18] <chromas> 'cause now the nsa knows I clicked a link about the nsa
[13:16:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[13:17:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> could just switch bender over to using the .srss feed instead of .rss one
[13:17:39] <chromas> will that adjust the links?
[13:17:50] <chromas> and the url shortener doesn't seem to accept https
[13:18:04] <chromas> though I guess it only needs to redirect to https
[13:23:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, yeah. http(s)://soylentnews.org/index.srss or .satom are both feeds with https links
[13:23:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> thinking of just moving em to default
[13:24:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe son of a bitch. wish there was a minecraft command to move like a specific thousand blocks one to the left
[13:24:58] <chromas> invent regexcraft
[13:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wish
[13:29:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> neat, auditory hallucinations.
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[13:39:31] <Konomi> and then it exploded
[13:40:43] <chromas> tried to join channels multiple time. fpos
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[13:41:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> silly bot
[13:42:05] <chromas> =dump .channels
[13:42:05] <netctl> k
[13:50:51] <chromas> I jacked crutchy's buckets idea and came up with 'hives'. And now (like systemd >:D ) I'm making everything in the bot depend on it
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[13:54:42] <Popeidol> kittens: discuss
[13:55:01] <chromas> kittehs++
[13:55:01] <Bender> karma - kittehs: 6
[13:55:31] <Popeidol> discussion is now complete.
[13:56:58] <Konomi> I hate windows 8 sooo much
[13:57:14] <chromas> if crutchy were here, he could make a ~kitteh script to link to a random kitty pic
[13:57:52] <Popeidol> if only he didn't live in such an inconvenient timezone
[13:58:30] <Konomi> it's only 1am here
[13:58:30] <Popeidol> (Also that script already exists: https://github.com)
[13:58:31] <netctl> ^ 03knyar/kittens · GitHub
[14:00:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but it's python
[14:00:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess we could add it to bender...
[14:00:44] <Popeidol> I'm sure you can port it to tcl in like 5 minutes
[14:00:52] <Popeidol> all programming languages are the same, right?
[14:01:15] <Popeidol> right.
[14:01:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> bender already runs python though.
[14:01:49] <chromas> exec can run anything
[14:03:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> except reliably
[14:03:54] <chromas> Is there a script for that?
[14:04:35] <chromas> Sedbot could use some extra features as well
[14:09:24] <Konomi> I don't know why but this laptop with windows 8
[14:09:29] <Konomi> seems to have no usb data priority
[14:09:51] <Konomi> if I use the port next to the drive I am copying from with my mouse the mouse cursor goes laggy to not moving at all during copies...
[14:09:56] <Konomi> had to plug it in the other side...
[14:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun
[14:15:08] <Popeidol> multiple ports, shared data line
[14:15:43] <Popeidol> I'm sure the behaviour is a feature.
[14:58:35] <Konomi> all the ranting about the qt lumina bsd licensed based desktop and I am watching a beta preview and it looks like absolute shit
[14:58:54] <Konomi> looks like a poor openbox/fluxbox attempt in qt...
[15:00:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> never cared for qt myself. file dialogs are completely off-putting
[15:01:08] <Konomi> no no it looks awful by any standard
[15:01:48] <Konomi> http://blog.pcbsd.org
[15:02:07] <Konomi> http://blog.pcbsd.org
[15:08:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless you're going for a 90s look
[15:11:37] <Konomi> how this laptop manages to run my drive in usb 3 slower than I run it on my own laptop which only has usb 2 is beyond me
[15:11:37] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[15:11:42] <Konomi> ciri--
[15:11:42] <Bender> karma - ciri: -21
[15:15:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh
[15:17:39] * Konomi just pouts
[15:17:53] <Konomi> summary of my experience with this windows 8 laptop: Are we freaking there yet?
[15:17:57] <Konomi> the end
[15:20:32] <Konomi> caffeine++
[15:20:32] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 43
[15:20:35] <Konomi> brb >.<
[15:20:36] <ciri> when you coming back. miss ya already! ;) Konomi
[15:20:49] <Konomi> stay away from me you creepy arse bot ._.
[15:21:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Visual Studio Free for Open Source Projects - http://sylnt.us - embrace-and-extend
[16:17:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin hell, took me hours and hours to find out all i had to do was set a field in the db correctly
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[16:18:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i hate it when i'm dumb
[16:18:42] <SoyCow4352> hi
[16:18:42] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D SoyCow4352
[16:18:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> heya
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[16:21:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> not specially talkative
[16:32:47] <CoolHand> hey TheMightyBuzzard
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[16:33:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup yo
[16:33:43] <CoolHand> just saying hey since no one else did :)
[16:35:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i was just replying to the soycow. i been around since like 5am
[16:38:19] <CoolHand> cool... I haven't really picked up on the deal with all these bots yet...
[17:05:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, someone certainly kicked the spam out of the queue. good on ya, eds.
[17:05:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> CoolHand, i mostly ignore em. cept bender.
[17:05:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[17:05:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 934
[17:11:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Secretary of Defense Hagel's Plans to Revamp U.S. Nuclear Program - http://sylnt.us - great-big-sticks
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[17:49:18] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Hell yeah, Chargers-Raiders game today.
[17:49:24] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Diz gun' be gewd
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[18:54:39] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> You stand before me accused of a CRIME.
[18:54:49] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Charged with the crime of BUGGERY.
[18:55:03] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> The punishment: DEATH....BY BUGGERY
[18:55:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> giving or receiving?
[18:55:58] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Both...AT ONCE.
[18:56:20] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[18:56:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> is there a hot chick involved and if so how hot?
[18:57:08] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> If you plea-bargain you can receive death by blumpkin from a moderately-hot chick.
[18:58:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, well that's a no-brainer then
[18:59:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> blowjob or a dick in the butt? blowjob every time.
[18:59:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nograb
[19:00:42] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Yes, but you must receive it only after eating a bushel of overripe banannas and then drinking a gallon of habanero sauce and castor oil
[19:00:51] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> remember, it is the death penalty.
[19:00:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[19:00:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm
[19:02:06] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> thinking about getting a book to get an early start on my web development class. Any suggestions?
[19:02:17] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> PHP/CSS/Javascript nonsense.
[19:02:53] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Yeah, I know, justfuckingGoogleit, but figured I as a maggot could ask the best and brightest.
[19:03:03] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> a lot of those O-Reilly books suck ass.
[19:03:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> erg
[19:03:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, you'd have to ask crutchy on php. css i just learn as i go from w3schools
[19:03:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> and javascript is teh debil.
[19:04:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> audioguy might be able to point you to a good css book though. he's a pretty good web guy.
[19:05:40] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Gonna download some web dev stuff waitin' for the game.
[19:06:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's around, just not in channel. might /msg him or catch him in #staff
[19:10:11] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Go fooshin' today?
[19:10:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One Person's Awful Experience of Writing a Firefox Extension - http://sylnt.us - write-one-to-submit-a-story-to-SN
[19:11:04] <Leebert> Javascript is like nuclear power: It can be used for good or evil.
[19:11:18] <Leebert> Sadly, using it for evil is way easier than using it for good.
[19:11:35] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Isn't it responsible for pop-up ads and shit?
[19:12:05] <Leebert> Sure. That's evil. :)
[19:12:16] <Leebert> (back to the living room)
[19:13:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, too freakin cold and kinda drizzly
[19:13:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> went yesterday n friday though, so i don't mind skipping.
[19:19:24] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Must be nice to actually have weather.
[19:19:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd think so but not especially.
[19:19:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> rain i could do with but fuck a bunch of the cold
[19:20:06] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> rain is good for those days when you're sitting around the house fuggin' off all day.
[19:20:17] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Yeah, cold sucks.
[19:20:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> been arguing with a climate change advocate for like 2h now. i think i mostly won.
[19:21:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude was getting theory and hypothesis confused n i hadda slap him down.
[19:22:57] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Hahahah
[19:23:05] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Goddamn libs. Insufferable.
[19:23:40] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> gotta have thanksgiving dinner and christmas dinner with my lesbian aunt and her life partner, both of whom live in San Francisco.
[19:24:22] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Saying wtih a straight face that guns should be banned and the nanny state should have sweeping powers to protect us from ourselves.
[19:25:08] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Then they watch MSNBC after dinner and nod and go "uh-huh uh-huh" everytime some git wtih obnoxious glasses says that we should give blanket amnesty to the horde of roaches invading our borders.
[19:27:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> gah, see i'd hafta keel someone
[19:27:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> lick all the snatch you want, auntie, but stay the fuck outa my business.
[19:28:55] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> exactly.
[19:29:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> and on the border: enforce the laws or repeal them, selective enforcement is just whitewashed tyranny.
[19:30:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean why the fuck should i obey the law if the government isn't going to?
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[19:32:56] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> amnesty also sends the wrong message.
[19:33:24] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Honestly, I think anybody who comes here illegally should be put in a labor camp.
[19:33:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends. if they put guns on the border and shoot anyone trying to cross, it just sends the message "fuck it, it's too much trouble to deal with em"
[19:34:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean we're talkin 11 million people here.
[19:34:03] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> that's the easiest, cheapest, and best idea.
[19:34:44] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> But we could also have labor camps, like nice towns and unlike prisons, where immigrants do both white collar and blue collar labor in exchange for all their needs met.
[19:34:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wouldn't mind amnesty for those already here if we'd actually secure the border and impeach any president refusing to uphold his oath and enforce the laws.
[19:35:38] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Buzzard, the problem with that is, they're gonna expect another round of amesty in 10-20 years, so there's no incentive not to illegally immigrate.
[19:35:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is why you secure your shit FIRST
[19:36:18] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Yeah, if we proved we were serious and shot people who disobeyed warnings to leave, sure.
[19:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> not getting shot repeatedly in the face is a hell of an incentive
[19:36:27] * San-Diego-Super-Chargers would sign up to shoot vermin for free
[19:38:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got other folks i'd prefer to shoot. good sized list of em even.
[19:39:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> in general i like mexicans coming here for jobs. means they wanna work instead of sponge off the government tit like fuckin libs.
[19:39:09] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Hahah, same here. Too afraid to mention who though since not on the liquid courage.
[19:39:48] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Let's just say, "American fifth-coulumnists and traitors"
[19:40:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, jane fonda's on your list too?
[19:42:36] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Hahah, that was fucking terible, what she did.
[19:42:43] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Why would somebody do that?
[19:42:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what traitors do
[19:43:08] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> That goes way beyond not agreeing with what your gubmint does.
[19:43:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[19:46:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, time i went and cleaned the grunge off the floors n did some laundry n dishes n shit.
[19:55:50] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> hee hee, SN's gonna run the story about overfishing, which mentions that Buzzard is a known overfisher and should be keel-hauled.
[19:55:59] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> I wonder if the editor's gonna filter that last bit out.
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[21:02:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Much of Your DNA is Functional? - http://sylnt.us - disfunction-is-still-a-function—right?
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[21:32:17] <SeriousLagg> I will forever carry threads until the day I die without complaint. But if someone were to finally give me the badge to reflect my reputation of a lunatic off his meds I would not complain. Just saying. http://soylentnews.org
[21:32:18] <netctl> ^ 03SN article One Person's Awful Experience of Writing a Firefox Extension 04(17 comments)
[21:33:28] <SeriousLagg> Granted, I'm pretty sure invoking the reactions I have lately without meaning to and drowning out Ethanol as a result is a badge in itself
[21:33:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty much, yep
[21:34:20] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Lagg, if you can pitch in to a discussion, go for it.
[21:34:45] <SeriousLagg> If he joins the channel, please give him a BRING IT AWN on my behalf. For I will not be here until I can figure out why my fancy config broke. o/
[21:34:46] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Honestly I haven't had anything really interesting to say since the last journal.
[21:34:55] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Lagg, i am ethanol-fueled
[21:35:03] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> With my special Sunday nickname.
[21:35:06] <SeriousLagg> Why the nick change then
[21:35:15] <SeriousLagg> Fine. BRING IT AWN.
[21:35:26] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Lagg: FOOTBALL. Oakland raiders at San Diego
[21:36:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could design a badge but honestly i think the only thing mrcoolbp and paulej72 would go for is some sub time. pj is very anti-badge last i checked.
[21:36:09] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Lagg, if anybody wants to advance a discussion, they can drown me all they want. We all have our pet issues we jump in and get involved with. The more , the better.
[21:36:11] <SeriousLagg> I'm so out of the loop when it comes to spectator sports at this point I've started picking up the EU tendency to call it handegg
[21:36:15] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> fierce discussion is awesome.
[21:36:51] <SeriousLagg> It's a pretty awesome name too.
[21:37:21] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Gonna go procure some alcohol and possibly also have a couple at the local bar.
[21:37:37] <SeriousLagg> and yeah I'm mostly joking about the badge because all that'd do is give people an excuse to respond to everything I say with "you're just trolling"
[21:37:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty, i might get to kick someone tonight
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[21:38:19] <SeriousLagg> and for the record no I don't troll. I genuinely just try to partake in discussion
[21:39:13] <SeriousLagg> or start it as the case may be. Kind of surprised that my slow ass so often first posts
[21:39:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'too bad, i was thinking of putting a cape on a troll doll, taking a picture, hosting it on staff.soylentnews.org, and handing a link to it out to well done trolls.
[21:40:02] <SeriousLagg> I'd buy that if the cape had a logo
[21:40:34] <SeriousLagg> Those troll dolls creep me out too. But it'd be worth it.
[21:40:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll mention it to mrcoolbp
[21:41:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe send some out as christmas gifts to our favorite trolls.
[21:41:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't get your hopes up though. just rattling ideas off.
[21:42:01] <SeriousLagg> I'll try my best to not get excited about a toy that creeps me out suddenly appearing in the mail that has the dual function of branding me :|
[21:42:18] <SeriousLagg> I'm sure ethanol would just love it though
[21:42:44] <SeriousLagg> Perhaps expand his fan fiction to feature length in return.
[21:43:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[21:43:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, he'd prolly take a naked picture of himself with it and link it in irc though
[21:44:52] <SeriousLagg> Anyway, browser's going down. Just wanted to take a moment to show that it's definitely me carrying the discussion and not me being so desperate for technical discussion that I have it open in an autorefresh tab. Definitely that.
[21:45:01] <SeriousLagg> Definitely.
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[22:40:32] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Chargers 10, Raiders 3
[22:40:53] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Dumbass raiders fumbled in the kickoff and chargers ran that shit in for a TD.
[22:41:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Team Google et al. Ocean Police - http://sylnt.us - then-I-let-it-go-again
[22:44:50] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Hahaha, they posted Serp Kannella's submission and didn't redact the part about Buzzard
[22:44:52] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Noice.
[22:48:28] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Oh shit, gotta head back to the bar, halftime show over.
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[23:22:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'all good, i gots a sense of humor
[23:41:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[23:41:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 935
[23:47:11] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> coffee++
[23:47:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 936
[23:47:51] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Man, what a great game. OFFENSE getting a pass-interference penalty, and a 3-penalty orgy play that resulted in a net gain for nobody and a doover.
[23:48:14] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Philip rivers is a pussy tho
[23:48:27] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> he got hit by a parked car: TWICE.