#Soylent | Logs for 2015-01-31

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[00:03:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nude Photo Hack Victim Fights Back - With More Photos - http://sylnt.us - a-point-well-made
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[00:43:34] * TheMightyBuzzard kicks things and swears
[00:46:36] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, sounds like the start to an interesting date!
[00:55:28] <SirFinkus> it wasn't me
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[01:02:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, tis the end of a sucktacular day of getting all my fishing rods stolen on a reportedly excellent fishing day.
[01:02:38] <BadCoderFinger> Hey guys
[01:02:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup
[01:03:39] <SirFinkus> oh man, that sucks
[01:03:54] <BadCoderFinger> I'm having much beer over untangling a bad SVN merge. Did I mention that SVN inhales bovine reproductive organs?
[01:04:29] <SpallsHurgenson> sounds like the start to another very interesting date
[01:04:47] * SirFinkus isn't nearly high enough to appreciate this https://www.youtube.com
[01:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> BadCoderFinger, no but feel free
[01:08:05] <BadCoderFinger> It's a horror.
[01:10:02] <SirFinkus> if it sucks bull dicks, it's probably a whore too
[01:12:44] <SpallsHurgenson> this date sounds more and more exciting
[01:22:42] <SpallsHurgenson> that song sounds like .s3m files I used to listen to in my younger days :)
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[01:34:13] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Subsentient] by juggler
[01:34:27] * SpallsHurgenson remembers his younger days fondly; back when men were men, women were women, and small furry creatures from alpha centauri were small furry creatures from alpha centauri
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[01:38:38] <SpallsHurgenson> of course, I might be misremembering and it was entirely the other way around
[01:59:39] <SirFinkus> so I go out in my yard today and randomly find a MRE in the exact center
[01:59:46] <SirFinkus> I bet it came out of the black helicopters
[02:02:47] <SpallsHurgenson> I more fascinated by the fact you know where the EXACT center of your yard is
[02:05:01] <SirFinkus> I measured
[02:05:13] <SirFinkus> +- 1cm
[02:05:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China’s New Rules for Selling Tech to Banks Have US Companies Spooked - http://sylnt.us - tit-for-tat
[02:05:37] <chromas> how was the rotation?
[02:05:38] <ciri> you talking to me?
[02:06:06] <SirFinkus> around 45 degrees from square with the yard
[02:06:30] <chromas> around? AROUND?!! Get yer compass, mister!
[02:06:38] <SirFinkus> too dark now
[02:07:06] <chromas> take photograph. enhance. enhance. e
[02:10:14] <juggs> zoom, pan right, zoom, wait, go back, enhance.
[02:11:45] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.fudzilla.com the thing in the picture looks a lot like what they found in Neo in the Matrix
[02:12:13] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm.... where's the bot telling me where my URL leads?
[02:13:41] <SpallsHurgenson> how will I know if my URLs are safe, or whether they lead to goatse.cx without a bot?
[02:13:41] <ciri> not sure
[02:14:30] <juggs> Ask chrome ass :)
[02:21:06] <SpallsHurgenson> surely there must be a better way!~
[02:22:44] <juggs> define better
[02:23:43] <SpallsHurgenson> 30% less vegemite
[02:29:13] * Konomi releases the hounds
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[02:31:52] * SpallsHurgenson threatens to feed the hounds vegemite and they run away in terror
[02:37:17] <Konomi> http://www.last.fm
[02:37:18] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03chiptek – she – Listen and discover music at Last.fm
[02:37:19] <Konomi> <3
[02:37:28] <Konomi> but I live in AU
[02:37:31] <Konomi> it'll just make them stronger
[02:39:54] <LancePodstrong> victory
[02:40:29] <LancePodstrong> cannabis++
[02:40:29] <Bender> karma - cannabis: 1
[02:41:42] <LancePodstrong> took me forever to figure out how to use queues in the new pf with openbsd 5.6
[02:41:46] <LancePodstrong> about an hour of cursing
[02:41:59] <LancePodstrong> now to reward myself
[02:42:57] <chromas> cursing++
[02:42:57] <Bender> karma - cursing: 1
[02:44:39] <SpallsHurgenson> have you considered switching to an OS that uses Systemd?
[02:46:06] <chromas> let's install systembsd while he's not looking
[02:46:12] <LancePodstrong> that sounds like a great idea
[02:46:23] <LancePodstrong> i'm sure it will make all my configuration much easier
[02:47:53] <LancePodstrong> i'll start drinking mich golden lights
[02:49:35] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[02:49:36] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Crying Rottweiler Grieves For Dead Brother. Animals Do Have Emotions - YouTube
[02:49:50] <LancePodstrong> sounds too sad to wa tch :(
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[02:49:51] <LancePodstrong> i love dogs
[02:49:59] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[02:50:00] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03My puppy hates when I make fart noises. - YouTube
[02:56:13] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:56:14] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Privacy alert: Outlook for iOS does security STUPIDLY, says dev • The Register
[02:58:15] <chromas> I dunno, that photo makes him look like a hipster
[02:58:23] <chromas> Can hipsters be devs?
[02:58:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no
[02:59:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i dunno, somewhere else they prolly could but not anywhere near me.
[02:59:26] <juggs> Hedonismbot should have spells of just saying ^ This link is SAFE to visit (green) and ^ This link is DANGEROUS (red) - just randomly, for no reason at all.
[02:59:45] <chromas> hehe
[03:00:37] <LancePodstrong> lol
[03:00:55] <chromas> http://soylentnews.org
[03:00:55] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03goatse
[03:01:20] <juggs> Heh, if you can rustle up a utf shield symbol it could have a ^ This link is SUPER-DELICIOUS-SAFE (violent green + icon) - although you'd probably want to charge or that option
[03:01:41] <juggs> for*
[03:01:52] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe it could let us VOTE on whether or not a link is worth visiting
[03:02:07] <SpallsHurgenson> perhaps even allow us to comment on the article in question
[03:02:12] <SpallsHurgenson> and then vote on those comments!
[03:02:35] <SpallsHurgenson> a sort of "moderation", if you would.
[03:03:21] <chromas> When tmb's api hits production I guess we could have a bot that lets us do all things soylent through irc
[03:03:22] <juggs> right... a whole comment and moderation system in a bot! That's awesome cool!
[03:03:34] * juggs dies
[03:03:53] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but it might be too much for a bot. What if - and just bear with me here - what if we put all that functionality on a website?
[03:04:04] <chromas> crazy talk dude
[03:04:24] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, you're probably right; it'll never catch on
[03:04:38] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, who would want to express their opinion on the Internet?
[03:05:10] <chromas> nobody uses the web anymore
[03:05:39] <chromas> #redofromstart
[03:06:06] <SpallsHurgenson> all the cool kids are on Usenet
[03:07:51] * SpallsHurgenson /joins #redofromstart but finds nobody there
[03:08:51] <chromas> at least you had op in a channel :)
[03:10:21] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, until the power went to my head and I kick-banned myself. Now I can't get back in :)
[03:10:59] <juggs> irc can be fickle :(
[03:13:31] <SpallsHurgenson> personally, I blame Microsoft
[03:15:50] <LancePodstrong> a safe choice
[03:19:20] <juggs> I've been blaming $thing_to_be_dissatisfied_about_this_month for millennia - doesn't really help matters it seems. /me swats away a pterodactyl, pesky thing.
[03:22:37] <SpallsHurgenson> awww, be gentle; he just wants your liver
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[03:28:20] <juggs> Perhaps I should serve it with a chilled Chianti! Although, fair warning, only the most toothsome should be going near my liver.
[03:41:07] <SpallsHurgenson> on a completely unrelated note, I'm hungry
[03:45:18] <LancePodstrong> interesting
[03:45:22] <LancePodstrong> wonder why i never thought of this before
[03:45:31] <LancePodstrong> got my nfs share mounted on my android phone
[03:48:18] <juggs> rooted or stock LancePodstrong ?
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[03:49:49] <SpallsHurgenson> I think that's a stock LancePodstrong.
[03:50:26] <LancePodstrong> cyanogenmod actualy
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[03:51:19] <juggs> Didn't Microsoft just but into Cyanogen?
[03:52:02] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, the embrace phase!
[03:54:52] <LancePodstrong> ytes :(
[03:54:54] <juggs> I think they did, took up a position in the latest funding round IIRC. Makes sense if they are hedging WinPhone taking off... which is not looking promising.
[03:55:02] <LancePodstrong> there's no winning
[03:55:18] <LancePodstrong> need to make an openbsd arm7 implementatino
[04:00:35] <juggs> smartphones are done. That market has entered race to the bottom territory.
[04:03:35] <mythterj> Just stratified. Not Done. Its dumb phones that are finally dieing. Hense the fight for the low end.
[04:06:18] <juggs> mythterj, the market for "new" "disruptive" smartphones is done. The processing power is packed in there. What I meant was there is no room for further colossal leaps in WOW!
[04:06:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Poll Shows Giant Gap Between what US Public and Scientists Think - http://sylnt.us - views-based-on-media-reporting-vs-views-based-on-science?
[04:07:48] <mythterj> You are probably right about that, Untill we get teleportation, we've done what can be done with current tech.
[04:08:14] <mythterj> Now they are mopping up stragglers in the market nooks and crannies.
[04:09:21] <juggs> For the US, I think it is back to upping connectivity speeds and tying phones to throughput. Not sure how that will go.
[04:11:41] <mythterj> In the US they have got through 5 major platform/technology changes in, what, 10 years. LTE was supposed to be the be-all and end-all where the only thing left to change was bandwidth.
[04:14:14] <chromas> oh yeah, Sprint had '4G', then there was 4G LTE which was better, but not as good as 'real' 4G
[04:14:16] <juggs> That's not US specific. It's what comes from selling frequencies.
[04:14:20] <chromas> moving_the_goalposts++
[04:14:21] <Bender> karma - moving_the_goalposts: 1
[04:15:12] * SpallsHurgenson sticks with his idiot phone
[04:16:09] <mythterj> spalls actually TALKS to someone on the Phone? How Quaint.
[04:17:36] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I sure as hell ain't gonna try to tap out a message to them on a tiny keyboard. I got computers for that sort of thing :)
[04:17:38] * juggs glances at the ancient nokia carved from a single aluminium billet by angels. There's some things that are worth keeping.
[04:17:54] <LancePodstrong> goddam i wish i still had a brick phone
[04:17:57] <LancePodstrong> i wonder if my parents have one
[04:18:38] <chromas> They had decent battery sizes back then
[04:19:13] <chromas> in ten years they'll probably use CR-2032s
[04:19:46] <SpallsHurgenson> I power my phone with the souls of lost children
[04:19:55] <LancePodstrong> they lasted a weel
[04:19:55] <SpallsHurgenson> but perhaps I've said too much
[04:19:57] <LancePodstrong> week
[04:20:12] <juggs> in then years we'll all be dead from heat death or something
[04:20:18] <mythterj> Yeah, I miss the weekly charges. Actually that was a problem, you got so use to going a week you forgot to charge. Nowthat you have to charge nightly I never run short of battery
[04:20:40] <juggs> what a blessing
[04:21:04] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson's phone: https://www.youtube.com
[04:21:04] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Machine is Hungry | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim - YouTube
[04:21:50] * juggs saunters off to horizontal land. Be well.
[04:23:20] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs is going to kansas?
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[04:57:42] <crutchy> yay i have lights again!
[04:58:20] <crutchy> electrician_dudes++
[04:58:20] <Bender> karma - electrician_dudes: 1
[05:00:21] <crutchy> had to rewire the lighting through half the house to get there, but eventually got there
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[05:12:10] <crutchy> http://google-latlong.blogspot.com.au
[05:12:11] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Google Lat Long: Google Earth Pro is now free
[05:13:28] <mythterj> Yeah, they weren't making any money on it anyway. But At least you can now calculate acerage...
[05:14:36] * crutchy wonders if there is an adblocker for google earth pro
[05:14:58] <chromas> earth has ads now?
[05:15:13] <chromas> Never seen 'em, even in the free version
[05:15:39] <crutchy> dunno. i just assumed if they went from charging for a product to making it free, there would be a catch of some sort
[05:16:12] <crutchy> otherwise it sounds too good to be true :p
[05:16:23] <mythterj> Not seen any. Played with it for a while today.
[05:17:24] crutchy is now known as crotchy
[05:17:31] <crotchy> ~submit my butt
[05:17:32] <exec> exec's submit script is borken. blame crutchy
[05:17:40] crotchy is now known as crutchy
[05:18:57] <crutchy> http://soylentnews.org
[05:18:57] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN comment by Anonymous Coward
[05:19:06] <crutchy> wonder if we'll get any takers :D
[05:27:34] <chromas> Wow, the Thomas Jefferson is using YouTube
[05:27:45] <chromas> I know it's him because google requires real names
[05:37:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Passing of Charles Townes - Inventor of the Laser - http://sylnt.us - RIP
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[05:56:44] <crutchy> Bender: s/RIP/the-sharks-finally-got-him/
[05:57:01] <crutchy> s/e/o/
[05:57:08] <crutchy> sedbod
[05:57:14] <crutchy> sedbot
[05:57:23] <crutchy> s/d/x/
[05:57:27] <crutchy> derp
[05:57:37] <crutchy> coffee++
[05:57:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1017
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[06:03:27] <crutchy> sedbot
[06:03:31] <crutchy> s/d/x/
[06:03:31] <sedctl> <crutchy> sexbot
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[06:41:51] <crutchy> "In February 2013 Apple was granted a patent, originally filed in 2008, for an “integrated touch sensor and solar panel” that described a panel located “on the front surface of the housing” of a portable electronic device that would switch between collecting solar energy and sensing a tap or a swipe."
[06:42:05] <crutchy> i trust apple actually invented this
[06:42:39] <crutchy> or can you patent a mere thought now
[06:43:52] * crutchy imagines google submitting every search query to the uspto
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[07:06:45] <crutchy> http://go.theregister.com
[07:06:46] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03BYOD is NOT the Next Biggest Thing™: Bring me Ye Olde Lappetoppe • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[07:07:33] <crutchy> we still have a bit of byod where i work
[07:07:53] <crutchy> but its a small company and i do it cos i wanna
[07:13:55] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[07:13:56] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Star Wars: Modern Lightsaber Battle - YouTube
[07:15:07] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[07:15:08] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03GHOST of MICHAEL JACKSON - YouTube
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[07:18:43] <crutchy> lol @ lighsabeers
[07:19:01] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[07:19:02] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Star Wars: Modern Lightsaber Battle - YouTube
[07:19:09] <crutchy> stick men lightsabers :D
[07:25:37] <chromas> that part could've lasted a little longer
[07:25:43] <chromas> and then their sabers could get fancy too
[07:26:12] <crutchy> something in the comments about light whips!?
[07:26:15] <crutchy> i want one!
[07:26:40] <crutchy> crutchy's missus: "i want crutchy to have one too :D"
[07:37:47] <crutchy> can anyone figure out a way to differentiate bullshit from useful content from this data: http://paste.my.to
[07:38:51] <crutchy> hmm maybe exclude any element that includes any part of the domain
[07:39:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Black Holes do not Exist Where Space and Time do not Exist, Says New Theory. - http://sylnt.us - my-brain-hurts
[07:41:10] <crutchy> stupid science
[07:41:29] <crutchy> s/$/ religion/
[07:41:29] <sedctl> <crutchy> stupid science religion
[07:43:51] <crutchy> heh. holy shit it kinda works
[07:44:09] <crutchy> http://paste.my.to
[07:44:56] <crutchy> hmm. dunno what's goin on with the unicode spacejunk
[07:49:05] <crutchy> bytram, https://dev.soylentnews.org
[07:49:06] <Hedonismbot> ^ 0304SN (dev) Submission by exec: Forget Wireless Charging, This Microsoft Prototype Charges With Indoor Sunlight
[07:50:03] <crutchy> definitely needs moar testing
[07:52:12] <chromas> the prototype? Or the submit script?
[07:52:23] <crutchy> submit script :p
[07:52:53] <crutchy> on first try it seems better than the original meta content scraper
[07:54:10] <chromas> Does it look for the biggest blocks of non-tag text and consider that the article?
[07:54:25] <crutchy> https://github.com
[07:54:26] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/submit.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[07:58:18] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[07:58:18] <Hedonismbot> ^* 03My puppy hates when I make fart noises. - YouTube
[07:58:25] <Konomi> ops
[07:59:02] <crutchy> does * mean cached?
[07:59:14] <chromas> yep
[07:59:28] <crutchy> chromas++
[07:59:29] <Bender> karma - chromas: 66
[07:59:36] <Konomi> time to fill the cache with many justin beiber vidoes
[07:59:41] <chromas> oh noes!
[07:59:42] <crutchy> Bender: s/$/6/
[07:59:42] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> karma - chromas: 666
[08:00:27] <crutchy> chromas, does hedopoly download the entire target each time?
[08:00:46] <chromas> not if it's cached
[08:00:51] <crutchy> ah
[08:01:04] <chromas> it only caches the title and stores it with the fetch and display time
[08:01:13] <chromas> also the description, which is turned off
[08:01:30] <crutchy> it doesn't download entire youtube videos though?
[08:01:33] <crutchy> or images etc
[08:01:44] <chromas> =get .titles.cache/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbgAALihou0
[08:01:44] <Hedonismbot> {63:{5:title}{49:My puppy hates when I make fart noises. - YouTube}}{14:{3:diz}{3:: >}}{34:{9:refreshed}{16:30-1-15 18:50:00}}{31:{6:spoken}{16:30-1-15 18:50:00}}{18:{9:redirects}{1:0}}
[08:02:05] <crutchy> refreshing_diz++
[08:02:05] <Bender> karma - refreshing_diz: 1
[08:02:44] <chromas> I hate the date format but I'm too lazy to change it
[08:03:48] * crutchy wonders if Konomi is in mildura
[08:04:05] <Konomi> why do you wonder where I am ;p ?
[08:04:10] <crutchy> i could possibly trawl my apache logs to get a good idea but i really can't be arsed
[08:04:22] <Konomi> my isp identifies me as being in adelaid or something
[08:04:26] <crutchy> so i can be sure you're a loooooong way away
[08:10:54] <Konomi> crutchy: the current geolocation look up thinks I am in WA
[08:11:01] <Konomi> only a couple of thousand kms off
[08:11:33] <Konomi> gives like 4 listings lol
[08:13:14] <Konomi> geolocation has never been that great in au
[08:13:22] <Konomi> since ever rural peep exits in a major city
[08:46:09] <crutchy> just curiosity. figuring out where people are is a puzzle sometimes
[08:46:14] <crutchy> puzzles can be fun
[08:46:37] <crutchy> except when i can't be fscked
[08:46:39] <Konomi> s/puzzles/stalking/
[08:46:41] <Konomi> ;p
[08:47:36] <crutchy> meh. stalking is too much work. unless you're talking about you, in which case i definitely wanna know you're a looooooong way away :d
[08:47:55] <crutchy> actually my missus would protect me
[08:48:10] <Konomi> I have no interest in you ;p
[08:48:30] <crutchy> i know. it was bad humour
[08:48:42] <chromas> you probably want his shell
[08:48:54] <Konomi> cool shell dude \o/
[08:49:04] <crutchy> nah. my shell doesn't even have much disk space
[08:49:31] <crutchy> there's prolly a way i can demonstrate, but i don't know shell :p
[08:50:15] <crutchy> cat /proc/somethingorother?
[08:50:19] <Konomi> I was thinking turtles and stuff but okat
[08:50:24] <chromas> df -h
[08:51:02] <crutchy> ~eval df -h | grep 'rootfs'
[08:51:03] <exec> rootfs 48G 9.0G 37G 20% /
[08:51:50] <chromas> that's not too full
[08:52:15] <crutchy> i think the vm has 50G to tinker with
[08:52:25] <crutchy> well, 48 i guess
[08:53:06] <chromas> set the disk size to 50 EB; we'll never know it's a lie
[08:53:28] <crutchy> hmm
[08:53:34] <crutchy> ~eval df -h | grep '192.168.1.168'
[08:53:35] <exec> 192.168.1.168:/server 922G 781G 142G 85% /nas/server
[08:53:45] <crutchy> that one's a bit more fullerer
[08:53:51] <crutchy> that's where exec lives
[08:54:51] <Konomi> HDD Total Size: 4991.0GB (64.5% used)
[08:55:45] <crutchy> raid?
[08:56:04] <Konomi> just usb externals
[08:56:08] <Konomi> says total for a reason xD
[08:56:29] <crutchy> dunno how much total storage i have
[08:57:10] <chromas> add a --total
[08:57:59] <crutchy> a 4x1TB raid 1 nas, 1TB USB NAS backup, 1TB nas, 3x500GB in my desktop, and whatever else is floating around
[08:58:40] <crutchy> lately i seem to be pretty comfy with my little 50g vm
[08:58:50] <chromas> the best thing to do is to mount them all into one box and then df --total -h
[09:00:30] <crutchy> accessible from my vm:
[09:00:33] <crutchy> ~eval df --total -h | grep 'total'
[09:00:34] <exec> total 1.5T 1.1T 411G 73%
[09:01:08] <crutchy> don't think the usb or 1tb nas is mounted
[09:01:16] <crutchy> i just access it with smb://
[09:01:57] <crutchy> derp. its not even running :p
[09:02:11] <chromas> smb? windows?
[09:02:14] <chromas> .kick crutchy
[09:02:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
[09:02:56] <crutchy> meh. there's a heap of shit unplugged atm
[09:03:00] <crutchy> stupid power problems
[09:03:12] <crutchy> it was that fkin storm that started it
[09:03:50] <chromas> that's why your Windows is down
[09:04:51] <Konomi> http://minus.com
[09:04:52] <Hedonismbot> ^ 032015.01.31 USB Sound Card Port DIY 4 - Minus
[09:05:03] <Konomi> finished converting my old headset into a sound card for the new one ;p
[09:06:10] <chromas> filters
[09:07:04] <crutchy> wow! that pattern is like what car companies use on new model cars for test driving
[09:07:14] <Konomi> that's my bed cover.
[09:07:37] <chromas> ciri: Konomi is test driving her bed…
[09:07:45] <crutchy> i see what you mean by turtle now
[09:07:47] <crutchy> :D
[09:09:00] <crutchy> never heard of lifechat
[09:09:06] <crutchy> ~define LifeChat
[09:09:15] <exec> [wikipedia] 3LifeChat: Microsoft Lifechat is a brand of headsets created by Microsoft.
[09:09:21] <crutchy> ah
[09:10:06] <crutchy> thankyou redundant department of redundancy
[09:10:08] <Konomi> mmn this new washing powder is nice
[09:10:27] <crutchy> where the fk is xlefay anyway?
[09:10:27] <ciri> somewhere out on the WEB i guess crutchy
[09:10:29] <Konomi> well it's attached to a turtle beach headset now
[09:10:36] <crutchy> ~last xlefay
[09:10:39] <Konomi> back had to get my washing off the line
[09:11:56] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-09-02 08:16:21] I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[09:12:03] <crutchy> ~find-first redundant department
[09:12:48] <exec> first privmsg containing "redundant department" in #soylent: [2014-04-18 11:32:47] <crutchy> we will have the redundant department of redundancy all over us
[09:13:06] <crutchy> derp. could have sworn that was xlefay
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[09:22:58] <crutchy> is it disturbing that i've apparently seen Konomi's bed cover?
[09:23:02] * crutchy feels dirty
[09:23:21] <crutchy> chromas has too. gosh we're a sick bunch
[09:23:58] <crutchy> ooh i forgot about my game
[09:32:33] <Konomi> http://stars.chromeexperiments.com
[09:32:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03100,000 Stars
[09:34:18] <crutchy> http://picpaste.com
[09:34:46] <crutchy> we're back in the 90's yay!
[09:34:59] <crutchy> or i'm back in the 90's yay!
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[09:36:06] <Konomi> sudo /usr/sbin/update-flashplugin-nonfree --verbose --install
[09:38:25] <crutchy> i could prolly just do apt-get update
[09:38:29] <arti> neato
[09:38:33] <crutchy> but i'm lazy
[09:38:53] <arti> it's because of too much hungry jacks
[09:39:23] <Konomi> idk why they don't include a cron script
[09:39:51] <arti> Cron laughs from his mountain.
[09:39:51] <Konomi> also use chromium I doubt iceweassel will cope
[09:41:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Invites Media, Social Media to Major Space Launch System Booster Test - http://sylnt.us - booster-shot
[09:41:30] * crutchy is off to say nighty nighty to kiddlywinks and then frag some dudes in ut onslaught match
[09:42:53] <arti> hopefully it's a vaccine booster shot
[10:53:22] <crutchy> ~submit http://go.theregister.com
[10:53:28] <exec> http://paste.my.to
[10:54:57] <crutchy> now instead of submitting directly to SN, you still gotta do it yerself but the bot tries to clean all the crap out. hmm maybe i should call it ~crapclean or something
[10:55:10] <crutchy> ~anticrap
[10:55:17] <crutchy> ~crapfilter
[10:56:03] <chromas> Sounds like work
[10:56:32] <chromas> On the upside, ciri has promised multiple times to smack me upside the head
[10:57:11] <crutchy> hmm. i could make ~crapfilter %url%, and if you're happy with the paste you could do ~submit %url%
[10:57:35] <crutchy> or ~submit %paste_url%
[10:59:56] <chromas> !fight wigwam vs teepee
[10:59:57] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: wigwam beats teepee by 6,400,000 to 1,170,000!
[11:00:13] <chromas> !fight tipi vs teepee
[11:00:14] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: tipi beats teepee by 129,000,000 to 1,170,000!
[11:00:17] <crutchy> !fight ciri vs tama
[11:00:18] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: tama beats ciri by 74,700,000 to 20,100,000!
[11:00:29] <crutchy> aw. poor ciri
[11:00:49] <chromas> !fight soylent news vs slashdot
[11:00:50] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: slashdot beats soylent news by 79,400,000 to 887,000!
[11:01:01] <chromas> !fight soylent news vs slashdot sucks
[11:01:02] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: soylent news beats slashdot sucks by 887,000 to 485,000!
[11:01:10] <crutchy> ooh. we're catching up
[11:01:23] <crutchy> !fight apache vs iis
[11:01:24] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: apache beats iis by 261,000,000 to 97,400,000!
[11:01:40] <crutchy> !fight samsung vs apple
[11:01:41] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: apple beats samsung by 1,910,000,000 to 503,000,000!
[11:02:03] <crutchy> !fight gamergate vs bill gates
[11:02:03] <chromas> !fight eggdrop vs supybot
[11:02:04] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: bill gates beats gamergate by 185,000,000 to 5,320,000!
[11:02:04] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: eggdrop beats supybot by 666,000 to 44,100!
[11:02:28] <crutchy> !fight back gate vs front gate
[11:02:28] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: back gate beats front gate by 433,000,000 to 32,900,000!
[11:03:05] <crutchy> !fight <p> vs <div>
[11:03:06] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: <p> beats <div> by 14,440,000,000 to 483,000,000!
[11:04:24] <crutchy> !fight ncommander vs TheMightyBuzzard
[11:04:25] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: ncommander beats TheMightyBuzzard by 64,800 to 1,530!
[11:04:29] <crutchy> aww
[11:05:47] <crutchy> !fight seven of nine vs princess leia
[11:05:48] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: seven of nine beats princess leia by 107,000,000 to 2,140,000!
[11:06:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:06:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1018
[11:06:03] <crutchy> hell yeah it does
[11:06:15] <chromas> Princess vespa
[11:08:08] <crutchy> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[11:08:08] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Australia tries to ban crypto research – by ACCIDENT • The Register
[11:08:18] <crutchy> talk about your unintended consequences
[11:08:26] <crutchy> politicians--
[11:08:26] <Bender> karma - politicians: -7
[11:08:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> politicians--
[11:08:54] <Bender> karma - politicians: -8
[11:09:15] <crutchy> straya getting its own version of ITAR apparently :/
[11:09:15] <chromas> !fight coffee vs tea
[11:09:16] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: coffee beats tea by 987,000,000 to 786,000,000!
[11:09:36] <chromas> !fight coffee++ vs tea++
[11:09:37] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: coffee++ beats tea++ by 987,000,000 to 9,470!
[11:09:48] <crutchy> hahaha
[11:09:54] <crutchy> ciri++
[11:09:54] <Bender> karma - ciri: -38
[11:10:26] <crutchy> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[11:10:26] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Facebook: Oi, Lizard Squad – we can take down our own site, ta • The Register
[11:10:37] <crutchy> "A technical cockup – rather than hostile hacker action – is apparently the reason Facebook, Instagram and other Web 2.0 sweethearts fell off the internet on Monday."
[11:10:57] <crutchy> "web 2.0 sweethearts"!?
[11:11:14] <crutchy> world--
[11:11:14] <Bender> karma - world: -1
[11:11:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> people--
[11:11:48] <Bender> karma - people: -6
[11:12:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stanford Anthropologist Says Hallucinatory 'Voices' Shaped by Local Culture - http://sylnt.us - what-kind-of-voices-to-deaf-people-hear?
[11:12:27] <crutchy> and it's TUBES, not THE INTERNET... you morons!
[11:13:21] <crutchy> hmm. i should try my crap filter on SN
[11:15:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> after a suck day like yesterday, i think ima go to the happiest place in the world today
[11:15:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> the bass pro shop
[11:16:00] <crutchy> i was thinking somewhere warm and squidgy
[11:16:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> that can smell like fish but it won't actually help me catch any
[11:16:58] <crutchy> ~filter http://sylnt.us
[11:17:08] <exec> http://paste.my.to
[11:17:26] <crutchy> crap
[11:19:47] <crutchy> ~suggest there's a bit of space junk in SN pages. http://paste.my.to
[11:19:55] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[11:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> space junk?
[11:21:28] <crutchy> sorry i meant just in the page source
[11:21:36] <crutchy> not on the actual browser view
[11:21:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya. plenty of that.
[11:24:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> some javascript in there that only fires if the sitename is slashdot.org even
[11:25:27] <crutchy> that's why it stood out
[11:26:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> it can stay there, null op wrongness is still a null op
[11:31:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> pj may be doing the site update today, dunno. i'm gonna be kitting myself out with new fishing poles though.
[11:31:53] <crutchy> i hear explosives are quite efficient
[11:32:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're fun but you run the risk of killing a lot of fish that you then have to clean
[11:33:15] <crutchy> do you have a cat?
[11:33:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> cats, yeah.
[11:33:45] <crutchy> they would love you even more :D
[11:34:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com
[11:34:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i tried getting them to eat sushi and they turn their noses up
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[11:36:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> spoiled little fuckers want me to cook it.
[11:37:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> now after it's cooked, mind, they'll eat half a pound each.
[11:38:12] <crutchy> i just ctrl-c'd my bot
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[11:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> why for?
[11:38:42] <crutchy> i was trying to copy something :p
[11:38:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[11:38:53] <chromas> Kitty is a smoking hacker
[11:39:15] <crutchy> chromas, s/g/g boozing /
[11:39:15] <sedctl> <crutchy> <chromas> Kitty is a smoking boozing hacker
[11:39:25] * TheMightyBuzzard nods at sedctl
[11:40:06] <chromas> Kitty was the first to have a Sam Adams
[11:40:10] <crutchy> sedctl, s/a/a lazy/
[11:40:10] <sedctl> <crutchy> <sedctl> <crutchy> <chroma lazys> Kitty is a smoking boozing hacker
[11:40:17] <crutchy> derp
[11:40:17] <chromas> Then the others changed their orders
[11:40:44] <crutchy> sedctl, s/<.*>//g
[11:40:45] <sedctl> <crutchy> <sedctl> Kitty is a smoking boozing hacker
[11:40:55] <crutchy> aww
[11:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> that particular kitty is a psycho little beastie. likes to hide in wait and attack things walking by. me, the other cats, dogs, doesn't matter.
[11:41:41] <crutchy> tiger snakes
[11:42:00] <crutchy> oops. i guess it might be rattlers for you guys
[11:42:01] <chromas> http://youtu.be
[11:42:02] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Dave Chappelle Show I'll Have A Samuel Jackson - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[11:42:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we may not have the most poisonous snakes but ours are the fastest striking on the planet.
[11:43:19] <chromas> (nsfw)
[11:43:47] <crutchy> i'm glad we don't have black mambas
[11:43:57] <crutchy> crazy fuckers
[11:44:11] <crutchy> remember steve irwin chasing after one
[11:44:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[11:45:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> we got water moccasins instead. they like to try eating the fish off your stringer or out of your basket. aggressive as all fuck until you hit them upside the head with a fishing pole.
[11:46:15] <crutchy> hehe
[11:46:24] * crutchy is shit scared of snakes
[11:46:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> you could be sitting quietly on the bank of a pond and they be all like "hmm, i wonder what that huge thing a gerzillion times my size is. i think i'll go see and kill it."
[11:47:27] <chromas> Shoes eating fish?
[11:48:09] <chromas> ~define moccasins
[11:48:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> only ones around here i'm afraid of are copperheads. rattlers will tell you to fuck off with their tail before they strike and water moccasins are slow and not at all subtle.
[11:48:11] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3moccasins: Sweetest form of shoes known to man
[11:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> copperheads though like hiding under rotten logs and biting your ass when you step over them.
[11:48:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define cottonmouth
[11:49:07] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Cottonmouth: Cottonmouth may refer to:
[11:49:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> weak
[11:49:12] <chromas> ~define water moccasins
[11:49:18] <chromas> ~define water moccasin
[11:49:23] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Water_moccasin: Agkistrodon piscivorus is a venomous snake, a species of pit viper, found in the southeastern United States. Adults are large and capable of delivering a painful and potentially fatal bite. When antag...
[11:49:31] <exec> [stoacademy] 3water moccasins: water - A colorless liquid usually found in seas, lakes, rivers, oceans, and rain.
[11:50:25] <chromas> According to George Lucas, snakes can also be used as ropes
[11:50:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> and to frighten archeologists.
[11:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i fuckin hate snakes. one water moccasin can fuck up the fishing entirely at a farm pond.
[11:53:05] <chromas> Out them on a plane
[11:53:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> anything they can't eat, they bite.
[11:53:08] <chromas> Put
[11:53:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas two sam jackson references this morning, chromas. you're nearing the mandatory limit.
[11:55:03] <chromas> Don't drink from his snake
[11:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> best part of winter fishing is you don't gotta battle snakes for the fish.
[11:56:40] <chromas> http://youtu.be
[11:56:42] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Lil' Indy | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[11:56:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, crutchy, learn perl and code us up a page for admins that lists off all spam modded comments.
[11:56:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't wanna.
[11:58:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> bloody pj made me an admin and i'm the only one who understands the command line script I wrote so currently i'm the spam police.
[11:58:47] <chromas> Isn't it mainly an SQL query?
[11:58:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty much, yeah
[11:59:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a check to see if you're admin.
[11:59:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> or editor
[11:59:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically any seclevel 100+
[11:59:23] <chromas> Or add it to the api and make the page use that 😃
[11:59:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> api won't be live for this release.
[12:00:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> tried to get it to be but it didn't get enough testing.
[12:00:34] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes crutchy and chromas
[12:00:42] <chromas> The page doesn't have to be pretty
[12:01:03] <chromas> Oh yeah. I should make a soylent desktop thinger
[12:01:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i done wrote a command line script that does it.
[12:01:15] <crutchy> need an api hook
[12:01:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't have auth built into the api yet.
[12:01:35] <chromas> Make the script generate an HTML page
[12:01:42] <chromas> Add it to cron
[12:02:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> needs the password for the db manually entered. wasn't comfortable putting the pass into a script.
[12:02:56] <crutchy> i can't code perl to save myself, but i'm sure any of us could wackery hackery up a page using an api call or two (or 10)
[12:03:26] <crutchy> and include post requests to spam/unspam
[12:03:45] <chromas> I guess we need to start believing hammering the api
[12:04:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but if i were gonna write it into an api page it'd be just as easy to just post a list of links out in a html page.
[12:04:04] <chromas> Goddamn it I just fixed that. Goddamn keyboard
[12:04:08] <chromas> Hammering
[12:04:27] <crutchy> hmm actually if i knew what the page source for an admin page looked like i might even be able to hack around it same as i did for submitting comments
[12:04:45] <crutchy> bot pretending to be a person like
[12:05:25] <crutchy> tmb, nod. unfortunately i prolly not much help
[12:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> be something like $user = getCurrentUser(); if($user->{seclev} >= 100) {do stuff};
[12:05:52] <chromas> I wonder if tama and ciri have accounts
[12:06:55] <crutchy> exec does
[12:07:13] <crutchy> i think its too high to be picked up by the api on dev though
[12:07:20] <crutchy> ~api uid exec
[12:07:22] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN uid for user "exec"
[12:07:30] <chromas> The last couple of your submissions said "crutchy"
[12:07:37] <chromas> In quotes, no link
[12:07:51] <crutchy> yeah just posted without logging in
[12:08:09] <crutchy> only need to login for posting comments
[12:08:15] <chromas> Thought maybe they were from exec and the editor adjusted it
[12:10:18] <crutchy> exec posted but put nick in the username box
[12:10:48] <crutchy> s/user//
[12:10:49] <sedctl> <crutchy> exec posted but put nick in the name box
[12:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> you got comment posting as AC down yet?
[12:11:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> with the api i mean?
[12:11:46] <crutchy> nah haven't delved right into it yet
[12:12:08] <crutchy> from what i've used though its really easy
[12:12:12] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++
[12:12:12] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 139
[12:12:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> might as well, only change to live will be $hostname =~ s/dev\.//;
[12:12:57] <crutchy> heh. i can make a ~troll alias :p
[12:13:21] <crutchy> ~pretend_to_be_apk
[12:14:24] <crutchy> does it need two requests? (first to get reskey)
[12:14:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> typical apk posts are just gonna get marked spam
[12:14:33] <crutchy> can't remember if you said it used that or not
[12:14:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, and a delay.
[12:14:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> is in the docs
[12:14:44] <crutchy> ah
[12:15:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> delay is cause the api would make it entirely too easy to spam your ass off automated like.
[12:16:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it's as much for building your own ui for the site as anything.
[12:16:51] <crutchy> my original script has 8 sec but that might have been when reskeys were a bit stricter
[12:17:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> which generally means you want time to compose the message when you pull up a reply page/dialog
[12:17:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> think it's ten for the api.
[12:17:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> regular comment posting doesn't have that limit right now.
[12:17:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> no reskeys in its flow
[12:18:42] <crutchy> hmm. it gets formkey
[12:18:52] <crutchy> i thought that was different from reskey. i forget
[12:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, which doesn't really do anything.
[12:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not checked again that i remember.
[12:19:33] <crutchy> i might have just grabbed it cos it was there
[12:20:12] <crutchy> so that slashcode couldn't differentiate the script from a noscript browser :)
[12:20:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> like we bother anyway.
[12:20:34] <crutchy> heh
[12:20:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> down that path lies madness
[12:21:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> we'll just put the reskey back if spam becomes too big an issue.
[12:21:24] <crutchy> true, but when SN becomes more popular it will become an issue
[12:21:27] <crutchy> nod
[12:22:48] <crutchy> didn't get around to posting on the wiki using the same approach, but all i had to do to get a mediawiki bot flag was ask funpika
[12:22:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> reskeys are actually kinda neat. not as neat as if i'd designed them but neat nonetheless
[12:23:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder where he is. haven't seen him since the irc reboot
[12:23:27] <crutchy> they seem pretty abstract. i like abstract :p
[12:24:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> !seen funpika
[12:24:01] <ciri> FunPika (~FunPika@Soylent/Staff/Wiki/FunPika) was last seen quitting from #soylent 24 days, 10 hours, 15 minutes ago stating (Quit: Leaving).
[12:24:07] <crutchy> ~join #wiki
[12:24:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, still not there
[12:25:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> need moar coffee. some bastard drank all mine.
[12:25:18] <crutchy> prolly the cat
[12:25:33] <crutchy> mixed it with rocket fuel
[12:30:12] <crutchy> did SN run a story on this: http://blog.linuxmint.com
[12:30:13] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Linux Mint Blog » Blog Archive » Introducing the MintBox Mini
[12:32:27] <crutchy> ~suggest could use some sort of "urgent" or "breaking news" check box for submissions to get attention of editors, so that breaking stories that appear everywhere else almost immediately aren't languishing in the queue for a few days before appearing on SN
[12:32:35] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[12:33:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that i know of
[12:33:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, put BREAKING in the subject
[12:34:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> then bug an editor on here
[12:34:32] <crutchy> we were way too late on the spacex launch story i reckon
[12:34:46] <crutchy> wasn't really even news by the time it hit our front page
[12:36:03] <crutchy> i think it was posted immediately after the launch using the ~submit script. a few of us watched it live
[12:36:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg. i missed it. don't really care about space.
[12:37:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept for colonizing the moon with a penal colony.
[12:37:38] <crutchy> i used to be fanatical. well i sort of still am but i'm more of a pragmatic fanatic now
[12:38:06] <chromas> theMightyBuzzard: s/i(l)/i\1e/
[12:38:14] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: s/i(l)/i\1e/
[12:38:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> sedbot is hating on you
[12:38:26] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, s/al/is/
[12:38:28] <chromas> Fpos
[12:39:05] * chromas spanks brain
[12:39:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/at/ump/
[12:39:10] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> sedbot is humping on you
[12:39:11] <crutchy> hmm. could have also done s/pe/a/
[12:40:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya...
[12:40:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:40:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1019
[12:41:16] <crutchy> ++coffee
[12:41:17] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 242
[12:41:18] <chromas> tea--
[12:41:18] <Bender> karma - tea: 382
[12:45:33] <chromas> ~gesturectl --mode=muppet start nodding
[12:46:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> one of these days i should learn systemd better than systemctl start/stop/restart service or systemctl list-unit-files
[12:47:42] <crutchy> think i have systemd on my desktop but still using ol sysv on my lappy vm
[12:48:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> arch is down with the systemd for some time now.
[12:48:56] <crutchy> debian++
[12:48:56] <Bender> karma - debian: 46
[12:49:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really don't care for a desktop. servers though... fuck anything new and still under rapid development.
[12:50:27] <crutchy> my desktop has two 23" monitors, which made developing my work app much easier
[12:50:38] <crutchy> multimon++
[12:50:38] <Bender> karma - multimon: 1
[12:51:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> got a 24" and a... fuck if i know but it's a 4:3 ratio... beside it
[12:51:15] <crutchy> i got three monitors working once, using some xorg.conf wackery hackery
[12:51:40] <crutchy> i think it was with an agp card as primary and an old pci card
[12:51:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't have more room on the little trolley i keep my computer on for a second 16:9
[12:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> well maybe in portrait mode but screw that
[12:52:31] <chromas> multihead++ #head is good
[12:52:31] <Bender> karma - multihead: 1
[12:52:44] <crutchy> when xlefay was around he was pretty excited about some tiling wm
[12:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> awesomewm or something?
[12:53:08] <crutchy> with a tiling wm you could use one big arse screen and just tile the shit out of it
[12:53:17] <crutchy> dunno i'd have to go through logs
[12:53:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't do tiling. i just set up hotkeys to put stuff where i think it goes.
[12:53:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wanna be able to move shit freely.
[12:53:37] <crutchy> i'm not used to tiling
[12:54:50] <crutchy> but having lots of screens is handy. i was regularly using three screens at work at some point. synergy enabled me to monitor and tweak the web server while i was still working on it
[12:55:52] <crutchy> was thinking about getting a new mobo with crossfire or summin, but nowadays prolly a usb2 thing would be good enough
[12:56:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh
[12:56:04] <chromas> crutchy: have you tried virtual desktops?
[12:56:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> crossfire is for treating two cards as one.
[12:56:52] <crutchy> yeah
[12:56:55] <chromas> Yeah. For multihead you just need to drop in another card
[12:57:15] <crutchy> but you need a mobo with multiple x16 slots
[12:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> or have a kinky girlfriend
[12:57:34] <chromas> X8 slots also work
[12:57:50] <crutchy> haven't come across graphics cards with x8
[12:58:02] <crutchy> or can you plug a normal card into an x8 slot?
[12:58:10] <crutchy> nah i don't think so
[12:58:24] <crutchy> i'll prolly just go usb2 anyway
[12:59:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, you can't do 4k streaming pr0n over usb2
[12:59:55] <chromas> Dunno if 8 has its own size. A lot of cheaper boards have an 8 slut that looks like a 16
[13:00:15] <chromas> For second card or whatever
[13:00:24] <chromas> For maximum spreadsheets
[13:00:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> eight and four use the same size
[13:00:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine has a 16 and a 4
[13:00:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause second doesn't need 16 for crossfire
[13:01:20] <crutchy> there was a youtube of a guy had 7 screens hooked up to his lappy with 2 or 3 of them playing different videos
[13:01:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i still don't trust usb for video.
[13:01:56] <crutchy> might have been usb3
[13:02:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[13:02:33] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[13:02:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 037 Monitors on Windows 7 with USB 3.0 - YouTube
[13:02:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> 3 is muuuuch faster than 2 though
[13:02:57] <ciri> 4
[13:02:58] <ciri> 5
[13:02:59] <ciri> 6
[13:03:01] <ciri> 7
[13:03:03] <ciri> 8
[13:03:05] <ciri> 9
[13:03:07] <ciri> 10!
[13:03:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, i really hate drives that say they're usb2 then you plug them in and get usb1 speeds
[13:04:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you're gonna claim usb2, you should be able to do usb2 speeds
[13:05:18] <crutchy> i think most mobos have some usb1 and some usb2
[13:05:31] <crutchy> or nowadays some usb2 and some usb3
[13:05:40] <crutchy> usually different colors
[13:06:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> do but still
[13:07:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout 3/4 of my usb drives said usb2 on the packaging and only manage like 3MB/s
[13:07:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't matter what you plug them into
[13:08:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> sucks when you want to put a season of Buffy on them
[13:09:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should write us up a site privacy policy
[13:09:35] <crutchy> there's one in the pipe
[13:09:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> is there?
[13:10:31] <crutchy> [[SoylentNews Policy Document|Privacy Policy]]
[13:10:34] <exec> 13It is the policy of SoylentNews, in as much as is reasonably possible, to retain the least amount of personally identifiable information about the community's members. Certain items are necessary in the conduction of the site's operation. These include, but are not necessarily restricted to: e-mail address and IP address [what else?]. Reasonable and customary steps are taken to protect that inform...
[13:10:34] <exec> 13http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/SoylentNews_Policy_Document#Privacy_Policy
[13:10:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should get on that then. shouldn't take more than an hour to draw up.
[13:10:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewww, legalspeak
[13:11:20] <crutchy> its not much of a policy
[13:11:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i think ima write a better one up in english.
[13:11:56] <crutchy> this is one i bashed out for my missus' website
[13:11:56] <crutchy> http://bbphotography.biz.tm
[13:11:57] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Belle's Bohemian Photography - Privacy Policy
[13:12:32] <crutchy> its kinda no bs, but would be different for SN somewhat
[13:12:45] <crutchy> SN not in plain view in a residence :p
[13:13:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Credit Card Study Blows Holes In Anonymity - http://sylnt.us - why-does-cash-have-serial-numbers?
[13:13:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> slashcode itself doesn't store ip addresses. stores a hash of the ip address and a hash of the subnet
[13:14:10] <crutchy> apache would i guess though
[13:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> apache logs ip addresses for errors but only for errors.
[13:14:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> we don't run an access_log
[13:14:33] <crutchy> hmm i didn't think of adding anything about that for wifey's website even
[13:14:40] <crutchy> ah
[13:15:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> would be huge and we generally don't need it cause we basically want to see errors not good requests.
[13:15:30] <crutchy> actually being an american thing it would have to comply with a crapload of government bullshit anyways
[13:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. we got some of the best laws on the planet for that.
[13:16:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> strange but true given the nsa and all that.
[13:16:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> we have zero requirements of data retention except in the case of a court order.
[13:19:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i hate it when people call the whitehouse "the people's house"
[13:20:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless i can go kick around it in my drawers drinking beer, it's not mine.
[13:26:17] <crutchy> the people just pay for it
[13:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, which annoys me. if ima pay for a house i should get to watch the superbowl in it with a cold one.
[13:27:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> and fart in any room i feel the need to.
[13:27:08] <crutchy> superbowl is for pussies :p
[13:27:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> something like: we collect ip addresses in the case of the apache error_log for debugging purposes and from the "show us where our traffic is coming from" system only. we collect email addresses for the purposes of being able to contact you on account creation and in case an administrator needs to contact you for site-related reasons. we don't share any of this with anyone.
[13:27:44] <crutchy> email also for password recovery
[13:27:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:28:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's basically all the info we collect on you except what you enter yourself.
[13:28:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> like comments and stories and moderations and such.
[13:29:05] <crutchy> if it were me i'd prolly pilfer privacy, tou, disclaimer and copyright statements from a bunch of sites and pick bits out of them all that suit
[13:29:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> we don't even collect useragents
[13:29:51] <crutchy> maybe mention something about that stats thingy that nc set up
[13:30:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> did. from the "show us where our traffic is coming from" system
[13:30:32] <crutchy> also need either mention or separate statement for irc, wiki and whatever other components there are
[13:30:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i have no idea on those. don't even know where the logs are.
[13:31:34] <crutchy> freenode prolly has a pretty good example policies for irc
[13:31:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> feh
[13:31:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> they prolly collect a lot more than we care to also
[13:32:11] <crutchy> possibly, but you just leave any parts that aren't relevant out
[13:32:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thing legal documents aren't subject to copyright
[13:33:00] <crutchy> there's prolly no harm tweaking a few words :p
[13:35:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> "we collect some stuff. we don't give/sell/loan/show it to anyone who doesn't have a court order and guns."
[13:35:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, done.
[13:35:58] <crutchy> "if you don't like it, gtfo"
[13:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> $policy .= $that
[13:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> $policy .= "also, we log irc and make that shit public. you bitches are on your own there."
[13:38:16] <crutchy> not sure if need mention anything about cookies or robots.txt policy
[13:38:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> and we do NOT support any form of a right to be forgotten. fucking deal with it.
[13:38:55] <crutchy> we don't tell googlebot to fuck off, so if you don't want your shit to be archived and indexed, gtfo"\
[13:39:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> anything you make public is fucking public and the world can know it any time they want.
[13:40:53] <crutchy> "there's about a million bots in irc tracking your every move and remembering every word, so if you don't like getting intimate with automatons, gtfo"
[13:41:30] <crutchy> definitely think ", gtfo" should be at the end of every statement
[13:41:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> it annoys me that searches for my nick pull up my /. page before my SN page
[13:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> think we already covered that with irc being public
[13:42:24] <crutchy> searching my nick still brings up some delphi-related shit from years ago
[13:42:45] <crutchy> from when i upgraded from d5 to d7
[13:43:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[13:44:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> random straw poll: making acs identifiable from each other on a per-story basis. good idea or bad idea?
[13:44:19] <crutchy> ~define acs
[13:44:23] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3ACS: Anglo-Chinese School Pwnage.
[13:44:33] <crutchy> hmm. definitely :D
[13:45:07] <crutchy> ~definee anglo-chinese school pwnage
[13:45:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> like a crc32 of their ipid and the story id then use that as a color reference for a ball beside their name.
[13:45:39] <crutchy> what if ip changes?
[13:45:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> then their color changes
[13:46:04] <crutchy> that would be a bit confusing
[13:46:39] <crutchy> color by uid maybe
[13:46:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> not looking to make it rocket science. just a quick if incomplete solution.
[13:47:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> no reason to color by uid. they're already easy to tell apart.
[13:47:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> on account of having different nicks
[13:47:27] <crutchy> oh oops you meant acs as in anon cows
[13:47:31] <crutchy> lol
[13:47:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[13:47:35] <crutchy> ~time
[13:47:36] <exec> Sunday, 1 February 2015 @ 12:47 am GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[13:47:47] <crutchy> stupid o'clock :p
[13:47:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time
[13:47:51] <exec> Saturday, 31 January 2015 @ 7:47 am CST - Ada, OK, USA
[13:47:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[13:47:56] <exec> Weather for Ada, OK, USA - currently 43°F / 6°C, clear, wind SE at 10 mph, humidity 66% - Saturday rain (45°F-48°F / 7°C-9°C), Sunday chance of rain (19°F-50°F / -7°C-10°C), Monday clear (30°F-48°F / -1°C-9°C), Tuesday clear (36°F-59°F / 2°C-15°C) - source: Google
[13:48:12] <crutchy> ~pants
[13:48:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin missed the best fishing day in MONTHS yesterday because of some fuckwit. i am still steamed.
[13:48:34] <exec> none
[13:49:33] <crutchy> i remember when some fucknuckle stole my bird bath. it wasn't what was stolen. it was the violated feeling
[13:49:40] <crutchy> feels shit
[13:50:38] <crutchy> that some wanker thinks he can just enter my private property and take something, while my family is sleeping
[13:50:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't feel violated, i feel pissed the fuck off that i gotta buy new poles.
[13:50:55] <crutchy> i can't imagine how a home invasion would feel. that would be horrible
[13:51:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'd feel good, there are many guns in my home within easy reach.
[13:51:27] <crutchy> no guns here
[13:51:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> only thing i'd feel shooting an intruder is a slight recoil.
[13:52:10] <crutchy> do mormons wear body armor in your area?
[13:52:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> no mormons in my area. mostly baptists.
[13:52:53] <crutchy> i dunno if i'd want a gun even if it were legal to keep one for self defence here
[13:53:04] <crutchy> it might even be legal to keep a handgun. i'm not sure
[13:53:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas an easy one to answer. you have wee children?
[13:54:03] <crutchy> i know guns dont kill people, only idiots with guns. but everyone is an idiot
[13:54:58] <crutchy> i do, but keeping a gun for protection seems like a false sense of security
[13:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> would you rather have to shoot somebody or have your family harmed while you were stuck watching unable to do anything? thus guns.
[13:55:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> false? not remotely. just not 100% effective.
[13:55:50] <crutchy> guns don't guarantee protection
[13:56:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> no but they offer a hell of a lot more opportunity for it.
[13:56:24] <crutchy> and in that situation i'm not sure my gun wouldn't become an asset to the intruder
[13:56:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> learn to use it and that's not an issue
[13:57:05] <crutchy> probably, but i could learn martial arts too, or knife throwing, etc
[13:57:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> really that's only ever an issue if you're unwilling to use it.
[13:57:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> true, which would do you zero good against an intruder with a gun. remember, criminals do not follow gun laws any more than any other laws.
[13:57:51] <crutchy> im sure its possible to disable an intruder with a spoon if used in the right way
[13:58:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're not a perfect solution or a guarantee, they're just equality.
[13:59:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> a 4'10" woman clocking 85lbs is just as deadly with one as a 250lb 6'5" guy who lifts every day and knows ninjitsu.
[14:00:40] <crutchy> i doubt that, unless the woman is competent in using a gun
[14:00:46] <crutchy> most people aren't
[14:00:55] <crutchy> they just have a gun and think they're safe
[14:01:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> true but it doesn't take anything but a little practice to become competent
[14:01:51] <crutchy> i'm just as weary of an innocent moron with a gun as i am a crook with a gun
[14:02:08] <crutchy> i don't really want a bunch of armed morons walking around
[14:02:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> take it out once a month and kill some cans or targets, boom competent
[14:02:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> not me, morons of that degree generally darwin themselves
[14:02:56] <crutchy> its like driving; i worry less about my own driving and more about all the other potential idiots around me
[14:03:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> right but removing cars is no more a solution than removing guns.
[14:03:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> both serve a valuable purpose.
[14:04:51] <crutchy> but anyone caught drunk driving, driving on drugs, hooning etc get penalized (or lose their car)
[14:05:06] <crutchy> well, here they do anyway
[14:05:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, which is perfectly reasonable for firearms as well.
[14:06:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> anywho, bout time i was heading up to go blow lots of money on fun new toys.
[14:07:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> not money i wanted to have to spend, mind you, but i'm still gonna enjoy it.
[14:08:58] <crutchy> guns would be something i'd have to get used to (assuming they were ever legalized in straya again)
[14:09:31] <crutchy> not being around them and never having used one makes me wary of them, and of anyone with one (even cops)
[14:10:04] <crutchy> anyway, 1am. better get some shuteye
[14:10:10] <crutchy> thanks for the chat mate
[14:10:40] <crutchy> hope you get a chance to take the new poles for a whirl soon
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[15:06:11] <LancePodstrong> there is zero intelligent discussion thus far in the story on schizophrenics :(
[15:06:41] <Konomi> so everything is normal then
[15:08:05] <crutchy> ~define schizophrenia
[15:08:08] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Schizophrenia: Condition commonly mistaken for MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder). Schizophrenia like the name suggests means a split, but not a split in personality. Schizophrenia is a split in perception that cau...
[15:08:34] <crutchy> no sexual references?
[15:08:52] <LancePodstrong> not so far
[15:09:45] <crutchy> maybe we should try to start a biffo in there
[15:10:09] <crutchy> i haven't been in any real good biffos on sn
[15:10:20] <crutchy> had some awesome fun ones at /.
[15:10:41] <crutchy> with apk :D
[15:11:09] <LancePodstrong> biffo?
[15:11:19] <crutchy> troll fight
[15:13:07] <Konomi> http://dariobusch.com
[15:15:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Global Game Jam: 5 Australian Video Games Developed in 48 hours - http://sylnt.us - game-writing-game
[15:15:34] <Konomi> all have kangaroos
[15:16:03] <LancePodstrong> heisenberg, schrodinger, and ohm are in a car. heisenberg is driving, and they get pulled over. the officer asks, "do you know how fast you were going?"
[15:16:17] <Konomi> ;p
[15:16:25] <Konomi> feel like a nerd when I get that joke ;_;
[15:16:27] <LancePodstrong> heisenberg says, "no, but i know exactly where i am." the cop says "you were doing 55 in a 35. heisenberg throws up his hands and says "great, i'm lost!"
[15:17:05] <LancePodstrong> the cop thinks this is suspicious and asks to search the trunk. he says, "hey, did you guys know you have a dead cat in here?" shrodinger shouts, "we do now, asshole!"
[15:17:11] <LancePodstrong> the cop moves to arrest. ohm resists.
[15:17:30] <Konomi> please stahp
[15:17:38] <Konomi> it has entered too corney land
[15:18:08] <LancePodstrong> i'm not sure there's ever enough corn
[15:19:09] <Konomi> it's a good joke but it makes me cringe ;p
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[15:29:16] <LancePodstrong> nothing like that 90s song :P
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[16:24:09] <LancePodstrong> i have one of the world's biggest lap dogs at 80 pounds of snuggle
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[19:18:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Police Stations Increasingly Offer Safe Haven for Craigslist Transactions - http://sylnt.us - officer-friendly || The Pirate Bay is Back Online, Properly - http://sylnt.us - Royal-Fortune
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[19:26:22] <arti> g'day
[19:26:22] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D arti
[19:26:54] <pbnjoe> hey
[19:28:09] <JamesNZ> ~gday arti
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[21:10:16] <crutchy> ++coffee
[21:10:16] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 243
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[21:32:20] <crutchy> http://www.heise.de
[21:32:21] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03How NSA access was built into Windows | Telepolis
[21:46:49] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[21:46:51] <exec> Saturday, 31 January 2015 @ 3:46 pm CST - Chicago, IL, USA
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[21:50:15] <crutchy> g'day paulej72
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[22:15:40] <paulej72> hello all. I have done the 15_01 update. By the skin of my teeth.
[22:16:30] <paulej72> API was not enabled though on prod.
[22:17:00] <crutchy> tmb mentioned that
[22:17:12] <crutchy> is there some mention of version number on site page?
[22:18:48] <crutchy> api hasn't been through the bytram qa wringer yet :p
[22:20:10] <crutchy> paulej72++
[22:20:10] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 97
[22:20:14] <crutchy> bytram++
[22:20:14] <Bender> karma - bytram: 27
[22:20:22] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++
[22:20:22] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 140
[22:20:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'I paid $25 for an Invisible Boyfriend and I Think I Might Be in Love' - http://sylnt.us - all-I-got-was-this-stupid-T-shirt || Americans on Pace for Highest Driving Level in 7 Years - http://sylnt.us - Dump-the-milk-Ethel-the-cat's-drinking-unleaded! || Valve's Economist Yanis Varoufakis Appointed Greece's Finance Minister - http://sylnt.us - 14 more
[22:21:04] <crutchy> derp
[22:21:15] <crutchy> !bounce
[22:31:16] <crutchy> ~filter http://www.pcworld.com
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[22:39:21] <paulej72> too slow to tonight, well not really as it matches the pace I have been going the past week. I finshed up my last Tamiflu pill today, so I feel a bit better about going back to work. I hope not to pas the flu on to the rest of my department.
[22:39:41] <crutchy> http://www.wsj.com
[22:39:42] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03FCC Raises $44.9 Billion in U.S. Wireless Spectrum Sale - WSJ
[22:40:03] <crutchy> only the FCC could get away with selling air rights
[22:40:06] <paulej72> where is my cut, that is my specturm they are selling
[22:40:08] <ciri> out and about!! paulej72
[22:40:41] <crutchy> pretty soon we'll probably have to pay a breathing tax
[22:40:54] <paulej72> SpaceBalls
[22:41:06] <paulej72> PerriAir
[22:43:41] <crutchy> coooooooooooooool: http://www.smh.com.au
[22:43:42] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03'Completely nuts': Faraway planet is lord of the rings
[22:44:08] <crutchy> the headline is a bit retarded
[22:45:08] <crutchy> coooooooooooooool: http://www.smh.com.au
[22:45:10] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Geek Pilgrimage: Space Shuttle Endeavour at California Science Centre
[22:45:20] <crutchy> pity ima never gunna be stranded at lax
[22:46:18] <crutchy> coooooooooooooool: http://www.star-telegram.com
[22:46:19] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The secret’s out | The Star Telegram The Star Telegram
[22:46:49] <crutchy> nice job redundant department of redundancy
[22:47:18] <crutchy> i might actually find myself in england one day
[22:48:27] <crutchy> wtf: http://natmonitor.com
[22:48:28] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03DARPA funded robot learns to cook by watching YouTube videos | National Monitor
[22:49:39] <crutchy> http://www.inquisitr.com
[22:49:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Great White Shark Nursery Identified Off Newcastle
[22:49:52] <crutchy> if i weren't lazy i would submit these
[22:50:16] <crutchy> its sunday morning and i haven't finished my first coffee yet, so submissions be damned :p
[22:50:46] <crutchy> csiro++
[22:50:46] <Bender> karma - csiro: 1
[22:50:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SoylentNews Site Update 15.01 - http://sylnt.us - hope-nothing-explodes
[22:52:58] <crutchy> "CSIRO was the first Australian organisation to start using the internet and was able to register the second-level domain csiro.au (as opposed to csiro.org.au or csiro.com.au)"
[22:53:39] <crutchy> noice
[23:08:50] <paulej72> CSIRO always is translated in my mind to crisco
[23:09:30] <paulej72> he is from the future kill him with fire
[23:21:10] <arti> CRISCO
[23:21:30] <arti> "i know how we'll get people to use our product, we'll release cookbooks!"