#Soylent | Logs for 2015-03-03

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[00:03:08] <paulej72> memcache--
[00:03:08] <Bender> karma - memcache: -1
[00:05:48] <chromas> http://www.ibtimes.com
[00:05:49] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Want Google Fiber In Your City? Make It Easy For Us, Google Exec Says
[00:06:01] <chromas> "One Google Fiber executive says bureaucracy is what’s holding back the rollout."
[00:06:19] <chromas> Well duh
[00:13:17] <mechanicjay> I think that "I <3 moose wang" Needs to be one our default poll choices from now on.
[00:17:17] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: "I've gotten my laughs out of it though, so you can have your accent."
[00:17:25] <chromas> You should add the accent to the wrong letter :D
[00:17:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, evil, i like it.
[00:17:44] <chromas> or the wrong accent
[00:18:01] <chromas> Touchẽ
[00:18:22] * TheMightyBuzzard wipes the pizza crumbs out of his beard
[00:18:35] <chromas> Tôüchè
[00:18:45] <chromas> All or nothing
[00:19:00] <nick> extra accents is the best idea yet
[00:20:45] <chromas> can you make the actual mod label show up different from the list text?
[00:21:35] * TheMightyBuzzard muhahahahahas about his next troll
[00:22:32] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: memcache is hard
[00:23:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya think? poing me at where you're looking and mind you we needa be using the new memcache rather than the old one. it's not utf8-friendly.
[00:24:18] <paulej72> MySQL.pm seems to be the only place it is being used
[00:25:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[00:25:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> gimme a sec to sift through n find it
[00:27:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Data Shows How Companies Abuse the H-1B Program - http://sylnt.us - race-to-the-bottom
[00:28:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, looks like you wanna do something like the _logtoken_read_memcached sub and if it fails fall back to a db call and _logtoken_write_memcached the value for the next query. since we could do a hundred of them per page this saves us a LOT of db calls.
[00:29:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> use json or whatever serializer you might need to. not sure if memcached will store data structures or not.
[00:29:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> set the key prefix to something unique
[00:30:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> :mods: or something
[00:30:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> afk a few
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[00:56:30] <takyon> Let's say I have an arseload of Mobile World Congress 2015 articles (>15). And the event runs through March 5th. What kind of a submission should be crafted, and when should it be posted?
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[00:58:10] <takyon> this is stuff ranging from the HTC M9 and Samsung Galaxy S 6 announcements, SanDisk products, the HTC Vive, and smaller stuff like the Audience NUE N100 "multisensor processor"
[00:59:39] <SpallsHurgenson> Point to the main site with mention of (and direct links to) some of the more articles?
[01:00:15] <SpallsHurgenson> then possible seperate submissions over the next few days of some of the really exciting stuff so people can discuss that seperately?
[01:02:01] <nick> ah so thats where these mobile stories just appeared from
[01:02:27] <nick> did seem odd 3/4 submissions in the same hour were mobile related
[01:03:37] <nick> takyon, i would be in favour of a 'best of mobile world congress' kind of story in general
[01:04:09] <nick> to avoid having a ton of mobile focused articles over a couple days, when there's probably not that much to talk about in each story by themselves
[01:04:26] <nick> as they will be mostly market bs anyway (i assume)
[01:08:28] <takyon> I think I'll do a sentence or two about MWC, a paragraph list of article/products rather than one per line, and then a sentence linking to the MWC tags on the various sites covering it.
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[01:10:04] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[01:12:14] <takyon> I just added you to my friends list, that's wassup
[01:12:23] <takyon> i'll do the MWC story later
[01:16:39] <chromas> Is Married…With Children being rebooted or something?
[01:16:54] <mechanicjay> Dear Lord, I hope not.
[01:17:20] <mechanicjay> It was an awesome piece of awesome in it's time, but it's been done.
[01:17:25] <chromas> Tyler Perry's Meat the Bundys
[01:19:13] <mechanicjay> need a link, google is coming up empty on that one
[01:19:43] <chromas> oh, I was just makin' it up
[01:19:52] <chromas> I saw takyon's reference to MWC
[01:20:01] <chromas> But I guess it's Mobile something or another
[01:21:06] <nick> Mobile World Congress apparently
[01:21:33] <chromas> that's not funny
[01:21:53] <nick> any sign of a phone with a physical fucking keyboard is what i want to know
[01:21:57] <nick> which is indeed, not funny either#
[01:22:04] <chromas> "I don't understand. I was a size six before aerobics class. All that jumping up and down must have expanded my foot"
[01:23:19] <chromas> Here's an idea for the funding meter. Take a page from the old Windows installers
[01:23:36] <chromas> One graph to show the year's goal, one graph to show the current month, and a graph to show how much disk space is remaining
[01:23:49] <paulej72> made memecache my bitch tonight
[01:23:49] <Ethanol-fueled> I would be furious if they rebooted married...with children. Unless it was just as politically incorrect as before.
[01:24:05] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley, you are a grade-A sadomasochist.
[01:24:44] <paulej72> Ethanol-fueled: if they got the right Kelly I would watch
[01:25:59] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley, and who would make a good kelly?
[01:26:06] * Ethanol-fueled preferred peg over kelly
[01:26:12] <paulej72> hell if I know
[01:26:22] <Ethanol-fueled> that chick from Birdman>
[01:26:33] <paulej72> they would need to ge the right pge too
[01:27:00] * SpallsHurgenson debates doing some work or watching the next episode of Game of Thrones...
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[01:36:42] <SpallsHurgenson> screw being productive, let's watch swords 'n' tits :)
[01:39:04] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[01:41:25] <Ethanol-fueled> game of thrones is awesome.
[01:41:39] <Ethanol-fueled> shame I left it at the beginning of season 3.
[01:44:02] <arti> vikings++
[01:44:03] <Bender> karma - vikings: 1
[01:44:25] <SpallsHurgenson> 20 minutes in and no tits yet :(
[01:45:42] <BadCoderFinger> Wow, they're slipping.
[01:46:08] <arti> didn't whatsherfaces negotiate no more nudity?
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[01:46:21] <arti> "wow, they're sagging"
[01:46:33] <BadCoderFinger> HA!
[01:47:07] <Ethanol-fueled> oh, the blonde chick with the dragons? yeah, sagfest
[01:48:06] <chromas> draggin' on the ground
[01:48:10] <arti> sounds like a nordig town
[01:48:19] <arti> dragging on the mound
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[01:48:32] <arti> nordic, rdp lag >.>
[01:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[01:52:33] <arti> greetings TheMightyBuzzard
[01:58:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australian Pro-Metadata-Retention Politicians use iMessage and Wickr - http://sylnt.us - do-as-i-say
[01:59:01] <takyon> #rekt
[01:59:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> who?
[01:59:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> heya, arti
[02:00:20] * TheMightyBuzzard goes back to replying on the RFC2 story
[02:29:23] <juggs> The Redux one?
[02:32:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[02:33:19] <Ethanol-fueled> tee hee! I replied to buzzard!
[02:33:43] <Ethanol-fueled> those are some pretty involved mod changes.
[02:34:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we basically scraped up all the ideas we thought were both good n easy out of the last one.
[02:35:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> not saying we're gonna put em all in, just saying give us some feedback on em
[02:35:43] <Ethanol-fueled> I think incorrect is a bad idea.
[02:36:09] <Ethanol-fueled> for a forum full of pedantic nerds who don't always detect sarcasm etc.
[02:36:32] <Ethanol-fueled> like another poster stated, it's a good idea in theory but a bad one in practice or some shit.
[02:37:09] <takyon> #11 will lead to butthurt, #2 could be annoying
[02:37:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be, yeah
[02:37:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> which was 11 again?
[02:37:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, gotcha
[02:38:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally i got hope for the idea but i ain't married to it.
[02:38:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm fine with number 2, for reasons.
[02:38:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i like #2 cause it'd give us all a use for karma instead of just collecting it.
[02:39:14] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm one of those people who's pegged at 50.
[02:39:15] <nick> I agree with Ethanol-fueled about #11
[02:39:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> also cut down on downmods, which yer sposed to do yourself but some folks just don't got self control.
[02:39:27] <nick> Thought it was a good idea at first though.
[02:39:28] * TheMightyBuzzard nods at nick
[02:39:40] <takyon> if people are already using flamebait/etc. in place of "Incorrect", it might be better to just add "Incorrect" and don't punish misuse. Just let underrated or informative take care of it
[02:40:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm for merging troll and flamebait into "trollbait" since they're both often used interchangably anyway
[02:40:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> was never actually gonna punish misuse. that was my way of a joke.
[02:41:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, we'd actually end up adding a third mod named trollbait and removing the other two if we did that. safer than monkeying with the live db.
[02:42:05] <takyon> jeez I forgot about Disagree - I'm sure that's used as an Incorrect
[02:42:16] <Ethanol-fueled> That's a much better idea, buzzard
[02:42:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I like disagree. It's for assholes like me who want to make a statement wtihout actually replying.
[02:42:52] <takyon> you've got an interesting sense of humor, buzz
[02:42:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, ya, it's getting a surprising amount of use. i figured less people would use it if it didn't carry vengeance with it.
[02:43:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, i thought the moose wang line would give it away.
[02:44:22] <juggs> I think we just need up and down thumbs - would be sooooo much simpler :D :D /trolloff
[02:44:40] <takyon> If I had paid attention to "If this makes it in, make sure you actually post a correction with citation." then I wouldn't have believed you
[02:44:43] * TheMightyBuzzard gets out the big scales
[02:44:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, moose wang is also an ingenious method of determining who read the WHOLE summary.
[02:44:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, go find us a duck. we gotta weigh juggs.
[02:45:30] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't get it, buzzard. We have digital scales here in civilized california. No counterweight needed.
[02:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but i don't know what a duck weighs
[02:46:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Probably as much as a football, judging from how far they fly when you punt 'em.
[02:46:27] <juggs> This isn't my nose, it's a false one!
[02:47:14] <Ethanol-fueled> It's nice to have an old slashdot admin featured here at Soylent News.
[02:47:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nick, didn't he turn you into a newt last week?
[02:47:35] <juggs> I did not! He's making it up!
[02:47:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i alternately dig and cuss cowboyneal regularly depending on the code i'm looking at.
[02:47:54] <Ethanol-fueled> cowboyneal? I'm talking about Pudge!
[02:47:58] <takyon> that reminds me to shitpost on the cowboyneal AMA again
[02:48:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Pudge++
[02:48:01] <Bender> karma - pudge: 1
[02:48:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha
[02:48:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> pudge as well. his name's all over the source.
[02:48:34] <Ethanol-fueled> I didn't know that, I thought it was a joke.
[02:48:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, he were one of the devs.
[02:50:36] <takyon> i always love seeing a Score 5, Troll... as first post no less
[02:51:16] * juggs summons a minute's silence for the devs that laid down their lives to this source in times gone by. Verily it is a widow maker.
[02:51:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i kinda like those as well. always wanted one of my own.
[02:52:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously though, pudge has his name on more lines of code than i do by a long shot.
[02:56:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Huh. I thought he was just one of those dudes who commented occasionally who was along for the ride.
[02:56:50] <Ethanol-fueled> I told him in a discussion that he could F*** my sister.
[02:57:41] <Ethanol-fueled> ...and, according to my University calendar, march is officially WOMYN GENDER JUSTICE MONTH.
[02:57:54] <Ethanol-fueled> GYYYARRRRRGHGHHHHH!!! ULTIMATE RAGE!
[02:58:41] <takyon> I'm not a racist because my university calendar celebrates black history month
[02:58:47] <juggs> I like that we are getting to experiment with this stuff without causing apoplexy in the SN community. I don't think moderation will ever be perfected, but it can always be better.... but to get to better we have to travel the lands of "well that didn't work" and "yeh, we fucked up, let's roll that back out pronto!". I think it's great that as a whole we can accept that it is not perfect but to improve it may involve the odd back or side step. The
[02:58:47] <juggs> point is to listen and observe not ram changes regardless :D
[02:59:22] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, most importantly, you're doing something new with it.
[03:00:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Unlike another place that just sat on it, and sat on their lack of unicode, and sat on damn near everything else except flagging and banning.
[03:03:20] <takyon> I'm not a racist because I added the diversity of the world's languages to my tech news site
[03:03:24] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, me personally, I am not. I never got that involved in the /. scene (mostly read not commented) so the whole nuance thing around moderation is new to me with SN. Don't know if that is a good or bad thing.
[03:04:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not a racist because i hate everyone equally
[03:04:38] <Ethanol-fueled> I am a racist depending on who's pissing my off at the moment. I've been racist against Whites, Blacks, Asians, and Latinos.
[03:04:44] <Ethanol-fueled> and Arabs.
[03:04:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> and jews until a little bit ago
[03:05:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Right, Buzzard. But all it takes is one good example to turn a bigot like me.
[03:05:29] <juggs> That seems balanced.
[03:05:35] <juggs> :-/
[03:05:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, and lack of a bunch of bad examples.
[03:06:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, prolly a good thing. diversity of viewpoints.
[03:07:00] <takyon> I'm sorry, just had to take a moment to enjoy Soylent's worst new meme
[03:07:08] <juggs> or lack of diversity / exposure - same deal
[03:07:18] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, that is an awesome meme.
[03:07:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> HA! dyingtolive changed his sig to I ♥ Moose Wang
[03:08:03] <Ethanol-fueled> #imnotaracistbecause
[03:08:17] <Ethanol-fueled> you guys do twitter...start that shit and make it go viral
[03:08:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't be arsed
[03:08:34] <takyon> worst meme, awesome meme, it's all delicious cancer
[03:08:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> though bender will let you tweet from irc if you set your account up with him
[03:09:16] <Ethanol-fueled> #imnotaracistbecause I once touched a Black woman's hair out of curiosity
[03:09:31] <Ethanol-fueled> #imnotaracistbecause I listen to Miles Davis
[03:10:06] <Ethanol-fueled> #imnotaracistbecause bell curves don't quantify soul
[03:10:26] <takyon> #imnotaracistbecause I predicted Selma would win Best Song at the Oscars
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[03:10:33] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[03:12:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #imnotaracistbecause I would so do Nichelle Nichols
[03:12:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, I would totally miscegnate with Michelle Nichols...even now.
[03:12:28] <Ethanol-fueled> ESPECIALLY now.
[03:12:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> experienced, yo. prolly knows tons of stuff.
[03:12:49] <Ethanol-fueled> But william shatner beat me to it :(
[03:13:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Shat's been there, man. Could you still bring yourself to do it?
[03:13:31] * Ethanol-fueled could
[03:14:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i ain't got no issue followin in the shat's footsteps
[03:15:12] <takyon> to boldly go where man has gone before
[03:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i mean at her age that's a given
[03:15:44] <Ethanol-fueled> that was a pretty profound occasion, being the first interracial kiss on American TV.
[03:15:50] <chromas> what? she's been Shat on?
[03:15:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> plato's stepchildren, yeah
[03:16:03] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas...more like she got shat off hahaheeheehoooo!
[03:16:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> (Ethanol-fueled)++
[03:16:25] <Bender> karma - (ethanol-fueled): 1
[03:17:49] <Ethanol-fueled> The best part was that sulu had the deepest voice of all of them.
[03:25:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> well he certainly had the deepest throat
[03:27:55] <Ethanol-fueled> ahahah
[03:28:15] <Ethanol-fueled> well, he's free to marry whoever the hell he wants to
[03:30:13] <BadCoderFinger> In some states.
[03:30:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup.
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[03:36:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't bug me none. everyone should get an equal chance to be legally shackled to someone they can't stand.
[03:37:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha
[03:37:51] <BadCoderFinger> That was certainly true of my first wife. "I don't even like you, we should get married."
[03:39:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> friend of mine and his wife are currently living about 300mi apart in different states but not getting divorced cause they get along just fine when they never see each other.
[03:39:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, 's a pretty common situation. I look back on those women I lived with, and realized we might have lasted had we not lived together.
[03:40:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can just spot if they're really gonna get on my tits early on.
[03:40:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm easy to live with if i can tolerate your company in normal social situations.
[03:41:14] <Ethanol-fueled> You're a rare breed buzzard.
[03:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, i can't tolerate most people's company in normal social situations though.
[03:41:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid fuckers make me tired all over.
[03:41:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto mean bitches.
[03:42:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha, at least you have the power to ban me from here
[03:43:01] <takyon> should I call microsoft's new phones "microkia" in this mobile world congress summary?
[03:43:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> and given my iq is to "smart people" what normal people's iq is to retarded, stupid fuckers covers a lot of ground.
[03:43:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I get it though. I tried forcibly putting myself in meetup situations. It was like Slashdot, except without the racial slurs.
[03:44:17] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
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[03:45:33] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, yes, and put a dollar sign in there.
[03:45:58] <Ethanol-fueled> no, put a "cent" symbol in place of the "C"
[03:47:55] <chromas> "It was like Slashdot, except without the racial slurs."
[03:47:58] <chromas> well that sucks
[03:48:20] <chromas> oh, I saw one of the Karate Kid movies on tv the other day. I was surprised they didn't censor the word "slope"
[03:49:12] <chromas> but they do censor "retard". As if retards could be offended
[03:49:12] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, people worried about things more important than political correctness back then -- like cocaine.
[03:49:26] <chromas> well I meant when they played it on tv
[03:55:27] <BadCoderFinger> TV is very inconsistent about what gets censored.
[03:55:48] <BadCoderFinger> Whatever poor slob that's in the booth just makes a guess.
[03:56:26] <Ethanol-fueled> badcoderfinger, which reminds me...I haven't smoked weed all night.
[03:56:36] * Ethanol-fueled excuses himself to smoke marijuana.
[03:56:49] <BadCoderFinger> How did that remind you of weed?
[03:56:49] <ciri> how how brown cow
[03:57:05] <BadCoderFinger> ciri: Go smoke weed.
[03:58:08] <chromas> part of it's because cable/satellite tv is self-censoring
[03:58:31] <Ethanol-fueled> badcoderfinger - The first example of censorship I encountered on TV (get off my lawn!) was when MTV blurred out the marijuana leaves on Snoop Dogg's baseball cap in the early nineties.
[03:58:48] <Ethanol-fueled> or what chromas said
[03:59:56] <chromas> MTV censors a lot of tee shirts and hats and stuff. They explicitly said at one point that they don't want to show ads they're not making money off of
[04:00:25] <chromas> Well, that was years ago. Not sure what they do now
[04:00:29] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, something somebody else suggested was that they want to build tension, causing people to become more curious in whatever they're censoring.
[04:00:47] <chromas> That's true. Probably part of their 'edginess'
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[04:01:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid power flickers
[04:01:06] <chromas> viacom--
[04:01:06] <Bender> karma - viacom: -2
[04:01:50] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, but there are indicators they give to let you know to bail and quit consuming their media.
[04:02:09] <chromas> hey, we had one too, tmb. Not quite as bad though
[04:02:15] <Ethanol-fueled> when they banned the Beavis and Butt-head episode that showed them making a hairspray torch
[04:02:45] <chromas> One good thing about mtv was its cartoons
[04:03:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i took time to step out and grab an ice cream sammich n put the cats to bed too
[04:03:04] <chromas> Or I Should say, "the one good thing"
[04:03:20] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah chromas. Welcome back buzzbomb
[04:03:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i hear they used to play videos too
[04:03:44] <chromas> they were the inspiration for the history channel
[04:03:48] <BadCoderFinger> Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not going that far back!
[04:04:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> first thing i remember seeing on mtv: https://www.youtube.com
[04:04:31] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It (Official Video) - YouTube
[04:04:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah Buzzard, we had that vinyl in the living room
[04:05:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> as well you should. twisted shitster was awesome
[04:06:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> that and the Cars video with the fly. forget which one it was.
[04:17:48] <takyon> i think i'm ready to submit this behemoth
[04:18:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Do it! DO it now!
[04:19:22] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[04:19:22] <Hedonismbot> ^ 0304SN Submission by takyon: Mobile World Congress 2015 Roundup
[04:19:59] <chromas> needs moar links
[04:20:03] <takyon> it's less chunky than I imagined it would be
[04:26:13] <chromas> ~weather
[04:26:15] <exec> 03Walla Walla, WA, USA - currently 38°F / 3°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 1 mph, humidity 67% - Monday chance of showers (26°F-52°F / -3°C-11°C), Tuesday clear (23°F-47°F / -5°C-8°C), Wednesday clear (33°F-53°F / 1°C-12°C), Thursday partly cloudy (40°F-59°F / 4°C-15°C)
[04:26:36] <Ethanol-fueled> ~weather
[04:26:37] * chromas hopes for winter to finally come
[04:26:37] <exec> 03San Diego, CA, USA - currently 54°F / 12°C, scattered clouds, wind S at 1 mph, humidity 77% - Monday chance of rain (51°F-61°F / 11°C-16°C), Tuesday clear (50°F-64°F / 10°C-18°C), Wednesday clear (48°F-66°F / 9°C-19°C), Thursday clear (50°F-69°F / 10°C-21°C)
[04:26:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[04:27:00] <exec> 03Stratford, OK, USA - currently 36°F, light snow, wind S at 4 mph, humidity 97% - Monday cloudy (33°F-37°F), Tuesday cloudy (28°F-61°F), Wednesday ice pellets (19°F-28°F), Thursday clear (21°F-40°F)
[04:27:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck, tuesday's clear.
[04:27:10] <chromas> I want snow
[04:27:35] <BadCoderFinger> You can have my snow. I'm sick of it.
[04:27:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, that is a buttload of links
[04:29:05] <takyon> who sez there's nothing exciting happening in consumer tech
[04:29:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> not me.
[04:29:55] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon - gimme a matrix or minority-report style UI or STFU
[04:30:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Alien Franchise About to Get a Fifth Movie - http://sylnt.us - predator-to-cameo
[04:30:24] <Ethanol-fueled> phonefags are like, "look what I can do smaller, on my smaller device"
[04:30:24] * mrcoolbp tips hat to TMB et. al.
[04:30:27] <takyon> that would be the Micro$oft Surface Hub, maybe
[04:31:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> heya mrcoolbp
[04:31:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nose all rubbed off from that grindstone?
[04:31:37] <mrcoolbp> some left still
[04:31:40] <takyon> if they can make a kinect, they should be able to add gesture control to their giant 84-inch fondleslab, so you don't have to smear your human juices on it all the time
[04:32:02] <chromas> I choose to smear my juices
[04:32:05] <mrcoolbp> gonna wait till tomorrow to collect responses and send to CowboyNeal
[04:32:15] <Ethanol-fueled> don't kill me mrcoolbp!
[04:32:23] <mrcoolbp> what did you do know EF ?
[04:32:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds reasonable. might even give it two days.
[04:32:30] <Ethanol-fueled> n-nothing!
[04:32:41] <mrcoolbp> s/know/now
[04:32:41] <sedctl> mrcilbp, did you know there's THREE slashes in a proper s/// command?
[04:32:44] <mrcoolbp> ug
[04:32:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> he got upmodded
[04:32:49] <mrcoolbp> again?
[04:33:01] <mrcoolbp> who's upmodding them, I'll ban the crap outta them
[04:33:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it were me what did it this time.
[04:33:11] <mrcoolbp> s/them/him/
[04:33:11] <sedctl> <mrculbp> who's upmodding him, I'll ban the crap outta them
[04:33:14] <mrcoolbp> there we go
[04:33:19] <Ethanol-fueled> ban me first, mrcoolbp. It's how I get validated.
[04:33:23] <mrcoolbp> tru
[04:33:29] <mrcoolbp> will throw on my to-do EF
[04:33:54] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm used to it anyway. I don't know, I'll go skip stones on rivers and shit.
[04:34:01] <Ethanol-fueled> something productive.
[04:34:08] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: you didn't have a Q. for CowboyNeal?
[04:34:17] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, I had 2.
[04:34:22] <mrcoolbp> what happened?
[04:34:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't know, probably nothing. They were both troll questions.
[04:34:46] <mrcoolbp> "Did Timothy ruin Slashdot like Yoko Ono ruined the Beatles?"
[04:34:48] <mrcoolbp> oh lol
[04:35:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey, I came late to the game, before Jon Katz.
[04:35:25] <mrcoolbp> wow, that is late
[04:35:46] * mrcoolbp was 14 when he started reading /.
[04:36:30] <mrcoolbp> didn't understand half of it, but loved the discussion
[04:37:14] <Ethanol-fueled> I actually started reading around '03, but didn't give a damn about the discussions or editors, just the summaries.
[04:37:15] <takyon> I must have started around '05 or '06
[04:37:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like the stuff i don't understand. if i do understand people are just gonna go being wrong and i'll have to correct them.
[04:37:46] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: your second question got to +3, so close, as I may take some +4 comments = )
[04:38:00] <takyon> >not taking +0 comments
[04:38:07] <mrcoolbp> probably no +3s though, but I'll give it another 12 hours and some sleep before I decide
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[04:38:14] <mrcoolbp> takyon: yeah....no
[04:38:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe man, dyingtolive got a +5
[04:38:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> er +5 Troll
[04:38:49] <mrcoolbp> ^
[04:39:04] <mrcoolbp> yeah totally weird score on that one
[04:39:13] <takyon> I thought cowboyneal might answer the questions right in the thread with his spiffy reserved account
[04:39:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i feel like givin the guy a month of sub for the new sig though
[04:39:35] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, I think pudge should be invited
[04:39:44] <mrcoolbp> takyon: he's pretty busy, he didn't agree to that, but we do have the account on reserve
[04:40:19] <mrcoolbp> takyon: I offered it to him a year ago but he said something like "I'm pretty busy now, maybe I can be a part of it in the future though"
[04:42:32] <mrcoolbp> honestly I'm hoping to pester him to get Rob to do one for us later
[04:42:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i kinda like that the crew we got now are just a bunch of guys instead of legendary figures from the dawn of time
[04:42:50] <mrcoolbp> yeah nobody cares about us = )
[04:43:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly. i can still get down in the trenches n bust chops n get my chops busted with the best of em.
[04:43:33] <mrcoolbp> s'fun
[04:43:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> tru
[04:44:02] <mrcoolbp> your the brash one though for sure
[04:44:18] <mrcoolbp> cause we overwork ya prolly
[04:44:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, was a condition of my employment. gotta still be able to be an ass in the comments.
[04:44:50] <mrcoolbp> I think I remember something about that
[04:45:04] <mrcoolbp> "sure I'll join, if I can still be a dick"
[04:45:17] * mrcoolbp said: "sure why not?"
[04:45:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wouldn't swear that wasn't a direct quote either
[04:45:34] <mrcoolbp> hmmm, need a drink and a snack
[04:45:43] <chromas> should make it a requirement
[04:46:04] <chromas> give each staff member a dickishness quota they have to reach
[04:46:20] <Ethanol-fueled> no way. You can't make non-dicks behave like dicks.
[04:46:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs doesn't need to. he takes it all out on us.
[04:46:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> well mostly matt_ and mrcoolbp
[04:47:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> which amuses me and gets things accomplished, so double win.
[04:47:40] * Ethanol-fueled urinates
[04:47:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> best nation in the world
[04:48:16] <mrcoolbp> hear hear
[04:48:30] * mrcoolbp selects whiskey and thin-mints
[04:48:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was gonna suggest a porter and nachos but your idea has merit as well
[04:49:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, so i got an epic pull request to read through in six hours. think i'll sleep now.
[04:49:54] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: how's the new subcode lookin?
[04:50:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh pj finished it, i just gotta review it and merge it.
[04:50:21] <mrcoolbp> cool cool, rest well then buzz
[04:59:11] <mrcoolbp> I wonder when the last time someone submitted a story about SoylentNews to slashdot was
[04:59:43] <mrcoolbp> we tried a bunch of times in the early months with no success, maybe now a year later, there's a small chance
[05:00:44] <mrcoolbp> there's still so many people that read there that I think would be much happier here
[05:01:15] <mrcoolbp> not that I have any illusions about us being that awesome, but this community continues to surprise me, and it's only a few thousand strong
[05:01:29] <mrcoolbp> and..../rant
[05:03:00] <takyon> well we do have a contingent that refuse to name /., preferring the term "the other site"
[05:03:17] <Ethanol-fueled> fuck 'em.
[05:03:37] <JamesNZ> What exactly went wrong with /.?
[05:03:43] <takyon> also I like how Slashdot is the only RSS feed that crashes my RSS extension
[05:04:20] <chromas> sounds like a broken extension
[05:04:39] <takyon> everything's broken
[05:04:40] * chromas wonders if ef's extension does rss
[05:04:46] <Ethanol-fueled> James, it was ruined by racist trolls.
[05:05:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Once a high-profile poster went rogue, it was all over.
[05:05:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Imagine, freeing yourself from the shackles of mod points and karma
[05:05:24] <JamesNZ> Just one guy? O_o
[05:05:35] <mrcoolbp> JamesNZ: it was aquired by a large company and profits motivated them
[05:05:53] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah, what mrcoolbp said
[05:05:59] <JamesNZ> Ah, ok.
[05:06:04] <mrcoolbp> Slashdot was created and maintained through a labor of love for a long time (much like soylent is now)
[05:06:23] <mrcoolbp> they basically sold out
[05:06:28] <chromas> two years. We have one more before staff makes off with millions of moneys
[05:06:36] <takyon> then the beta protests happened
[05:06:47] <mrcoolbp> well first beta happened
[05:06:50] <mrcoolbp> but yes
[05:06:58] <Ethanol-fueled> then another, shit, was it 13 or 14 before people get banned?
[05:07:10] <mrcoolbp> We tried to setup SoylentNews in a way that it could never "sell out" but these things are hard to be sure of
[05:07:29] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: not sure
[05:07:36] <mrcoolbp> you were probably first = )
[05:07:41] <takyon> there was that SlashBI comedy site too. I think that was before beta
[05:07:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm the canary in the coal mine. When I get banned, you will too :)
[05:08:03] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, maybe the first warning sign was idle.
[05:08:25] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: when you get banned, people will know we finally came to our senses
[05:08:27] <takyon> oh yeah, idle
[05:08:45] <mrcoolbp> chromas: that would require millions of users methinks
[05:08:46] <takyon> there had always been idle-tier stories though, before the idle section
[05:09:04] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, good point. But You will not have the distinctin of me trolling you anonymously after that happens :)
[05:09:33] <takyon> so you claim
[05:09:50] <Ethanol-fueled> I will go out and read under a tree and contemplate life or something.
[05:09:58] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: I think we banned one or two people in the first month for regging CmdrTaco and CowboyNeal (et. al) and all we did was take control of their account. Not sure on the details
[05:10:03] <mrcoolbp> that's it though
[05:10:11] <mrcoolbp> there have been auto-bans on ACs
[05:10:16] <chromas> mrcoolbp: you just gotta find the right sucker^Kinvestor
[05:11:33] <mrcoolbp> chromas: TBH, I think we'd all just like to get a decent paycheck and keep doing this. The people that have run this site for over a year with no pay are clearly not motivated (only) by money = )
[05:12:18] <mrcoolbp> but regardless, we setup a PBC, so the responsibility of the Board of Directors isn't fiduciary, it's to the public benefit for whatever that's worth
[05:12:43] <mrcoolbp> we would have setup a NFP, but ther're to bloody expensive
[05:12:53] <mrcoolbp> s/to/too/
[05:12:53] <sedctl> <mrcoolbp> we would have setup a NFP, but ther're too bloody expensive
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[05:13:30] <mrcoolbp> takyon: if he uses the same IP, I'll know = )
[05:13:42] <mrcoolbp> but I won't tell you.
[05:18:19] <mrcoolbp> okay, gonna head to bed, night guys
[05:19:34] <takyon> i'm out
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[05:45:34] <JamesNZ> emacs++
[05:45:34] <Bender> karma - emacs: 44
[05:45:35] <JamesNZ> emacs++
[05:45:35] <Bender> karma - emacs: 45
[05:49:05] <arti> you enjoying it?
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[05:55:45] <Ethanol-fueled> six wives. fucking awesome
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[06:06:37] <JamesNZ> arti: Loving it <3
[06:11:50] <arti> what got you interested in it?
[06:31:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Buyer's Remorse on Net Neutrality - http://sylnt.us - it-takes-300-pages-to-redefine-neutrality
[07:31:55] <JamesNZ> arti: A programming languages course, it was what the professor recommended.
[07:33:58] <chromas> Did your professor have a long beard?
[07:36:10] <JamesNZ> Hmm, I think 3 of them have beards (though none particularly long).
[07:36:22] <JamesNZ> That professor was clean shaven.
[07:36:29] * chromas gasps
[07:36:32] <chromas> poseur!
[07:36:48] <JamesNZ> In fact, I also am clean shaven!
[07:37:01] <chromas> No! Say it ain't so!
[07:37:21] <JamesNZ> 'tis so!
[07:37:41] * JamesNZ gloatingly strokes his smooth chin
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[08:33:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Perils of Trying to Publish a Model that Doesn't Think Black Holes Exists - http://sylnt.us - known-unknowns
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[10:04:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fines Remain Rare as Health Data Breaches Multiply - http://sylnt.us - cost-of-doing-business
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[10:11:13] <crutchy> http://www.liveleak.com
[10:11:14] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03LiveLeak.com - Cowards ISIS Terrorists Blow Themselves up on Iraqi forces near Tikrit
[10:12:13] <crutchy> humvees, M1 abrahms... no doubt unborn american kids glad to see their debt going to a good cause :/
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[11:37:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:37:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1142
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[11:55:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha, my mere presence chased off the evil Subsentient and his little bot too
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[11:56:33] <crutchy> ♪ follow the yellow brick road ♪
[11:56:48] * TheMightyBuzzard unleashes his flying monkees
[11:57:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Davey, Peter, Michael, attack!
[11:58:10] * crutchy prepares blitzkrieg with 1st wombat division
[11:59:20] <crutchy> my airborne division of drop bears don't even need parachutes. they use their targets as a landing cushion
[12:01:17] <chromas> kinetic dropbear bombardment
[12:02:28] <chromas> s/(d.*r ).*/orbital \1s/
[12:02:28] <sedctl> <chromas> kinetic orbital dropbear s
[12:03:34] <crutchy> its the only way to be sure
[12:05:05] <SirFinkus> the new version of iphoto detects a picture of my chili cheese fries as a person
[12:05:21] <chromas> it knows something you don't
[12:05:31] <crutchy> soylent chips ...is people
[12:05:38] <chromas> nya nya nya nya nya, nya! it made you eat your parents!
[12:05:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - All the World's Shipping on One Single Day - http://sylnt.us - well,-i'm-sailin'
[12:09:14] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[12:09:22] <SirFinkus> there's today's breakfast
[12:10:40] <SirFinkus> not a face, or I'd ebay it
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[12:12:09] <SirFinkus> hmm, verdict is that it needs more bacon
[12:12:35] <SirFinkus> I used 2 eggs this morning, and it threw the ratios off
[12:13:14] <chromas> looks like a face to me
[12:13:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, if you can see stuff besides bacon, you didn't use enough
[12:13:56] <chromas> iphoto was right. see the pockmarks and rotted flesh look? clearly it's the ghost of steve jobs
[12:15:15] <SirFinkus> no, the egg and cheese play an important role
[12:15:18] <Subsentient> $tail #Soylent 20
[12:15:20] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:01:20 UTC] (#Soylent) <chromas>: s/(d.*r ).*/orbital \1s/
[12:15:20] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:01:20 UTC] (#Soylent) <sedctl>: <chromas> kinetic orbital dropbear s
[12:15:21] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:02:25 UTC] (#Soylent) <crutchy>: its the only way to be sure
[12:15:22] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:03:57 UTC] (#Soylent) <SirFinkus>: the new version of iphoto detects a picture of my chili cheese fries as a person
[12:15:23] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:04:13 UTC] (#Soylent) <chromas>: it knows something you don't
[12:15:24] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:04:23 UTC] (#Soylent) <crutchy>: soylent chips ...is people
[12:15:25] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:04:30 UTC] (#Soylent) <chromas>: nya nya nya nya nya, nya! it made you eat your parents!
[12:15:25] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:04:43 UTC] (#Soylent) <Bender>: [SoylentNews] - All the World's Shipping on One Single Day - http://sylnt.us - well,-i'm-sailin'
[12:15:26] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:08:06 UTC] (#Soylent) <SirFinkus>: http://i.imgur.com
[12:15:27] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:08:14 UTC] (#Soylent) <SirFinkus>: there's today's breakfast
[12:15:28] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:09:32 UTC] (#Soylent) <SirFinkus>: not a face, or I'd ebay it
[12:15:28] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:10:58 UTC] <Subsentient!WhiteRat@Soylent/Staff/Editor/Subsentient joined #soylent>
[12:15:29] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:10:58 UTC] <juggler sets mode +v Subsentient on #Soylent>
[12:15:30] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:11:01 UTC] (#Soylent) <SirFinkus>: hmm, verdict is that it needs more bacon
[12:15:31] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:11:26 UTC] (#Soylent) <SirFinkus>: I used 2 eggs this morning, and it threw the ratios off
[12:15:32] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:12:06 UTC] (#Soylent) <chromas>: looks like a face to me
[12:15:32] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:12:45 UTC] (#Soylent) <TheMightyBuzzard>: yeah, if you can see stuff besides bacon, you didn't use enough
[12:15:33] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:12:48 UTC] (#Soylent) <chromas>: iphoto was right. see the pockmarks and rotted flesh look? clearly it's the ghost of steve jobs
[12:15:34] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:14:07 UTC] (#Soylent) <SirFinkus>: no, the egg and cheese play an important role
[12:15:35] <aqu4> [2015-03-03 12:14:10 UTC] (#Soylent) <Subsentient>: $tail #Soylent 20
[12:15:36] <aqu4> End of tail.
[12:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> gah
[12:15:51] <SirFinkus> b&
[12:15:56] <chromas> aha, i was wondering what the conversation was
[12:16:06] <chromas> now i know what I wrote
[12:16:19] <crutchy> cos my fingers broke and i was unable to scroll up :p
[12:16:21] * Subsentient wanted to see where the steve jobs joke was from
[12:16:22] <SirFinkus> I got to see another picture of my sandwich
[12:16:42] <crutchy> there was a steve jobs joke?
[12:16:47] <crutchy> i missed it
[12:16:49] <chromas> Subsentient: how about a cool new log search function?
[12:16:50] <crutchy> $tail 20
[12:16:51] <aqu4> You must be an admin to do that.
[12:16:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> steve jobs was his own best joke
[12:17:09] <chromas> crutchy: s/2/1000/
[12:17:09] <sedctl> <chromas> <crutchy> $tail 10000
[12:17:24] <crutchy> $tail 1e12
[12:17:25] <aqu4> You must be an admin to do that.
[12:17:33] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: dude, not funny man
[12:17:34] <Subsentient> crutchy: do $whoami
[12:17:40] <SirFinkus> aqu4 I am an admin, trust me
[12:17:48] <chromas> needs a cancer reference
[12:17:52] <crutchy> $whoami buttsauce
[12:17:53] <aqu4> You are crutchy!crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net, and you are not an admin.
[12:18:00] <crutchy> lies!
[12:18:02] <aqu4> SirFinkus: Fat chance.
[12:18:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... can't think of one this early
[12:18:26] * SirFinkus edits /etc/passwd
[12:18:47] crutchy is now known as apk
[12:18:51] * chromas puts bacon in the burrito chute
[12:18:54] <apk> $whoami
[12:18:59] <aqu4> You are apk!crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net, and you are not an admin.
[12:19:08] * apk edits hosts
[12:19:23] <Subsentient> $admin list
[12:19:24] <aqu4> List of admins:
[12:19:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> need to edit your ident daemon
[12:19:25] <aqu4> [1] (4OWNER) *!WhiteRat@216.161.ghn.ql
[12:19:28] <aqu4> [2] (4OWNER) *!WhiteRat@universe2.us/Subsentient
[12:19:28] <aqu4> [3] (4OWNER) *!WhiteRat@Soylent/Staff/Editor/Subsentient
[12:19:28] chromas is now known as HOSTS
[12:19:28] <aqu4> [4] (8ADMIN) *!mcasadeva@Soylent/Staff/Sysop/mcasadevall
[12:19:28] <aqu4> [5] (8ADMIN) prospectacle!*@v36-485-00-02.mit688.act.optusnet.com.au
[12:19:29] <aqu4> [6] (8ADMIN) *!*@Soylent/Staff/mrcoolbp
[12:19:30] <aqu4> End of list.
[12:19:33] <SirFinkus> aww man, someone grabbed root
[12:19:43] <apk> !grab SirFinkus
[12:19:43] <Bender> Added quote 399
[12:19:48] SirFinkus is now known as admin
[12:19:54] apk is now known as crutchy
[12:19:56] <admin> $tail 20
[12:19:57] <aqu4> You must be an admin to do that.
[12:20:03] <admin> but I am an admin
[12:20:09] <crutchy> what's an ident daemon?
[12:20:20] <HOSTS> root is part of services
[12:20:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, old stuff. makes you have no ~
[12:20:30] admin is now known as SirFinkus
[12:20:39] <crutchy> identctl start demons
[12:20:49] <SirFinkus> demons!?
[12:20:58] <SirFinkus> I thought this was a christian chat room
[12:21:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net vs crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net
[12:21:45] <crutchy> the tilde gives me powahs
[12:21:54] <SirFinkus> 04:20:33] -NerdRPG- Penalty of 1 day, 12:32:12 added to your timer for nick change.
[12:21:57] <SirFinkus> you motherfuckers
[12:22:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, if it is i got lost. i'm a heretic. doesn't matter which religion, I'm a heretic to all of em.
[12:22:16] <crutchy> this room is byo towels
[12:22:42] * TheMightyBuzzard is a hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is
[12:24:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define paulej72
[12:25:01] <exec> process timed out: ~define paulej72
[12:25:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define paulej72 He's just this guy, you know?
[12:25:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh
[12:25:33] <exec> [wikipedia] 03Paulej72_He%27s_just_this_guy,_you_know%3F: The requested page title is invalid. It may be empty, contain unsupported characters, or include a non-local or incorrectly linked interwiki prefix. You may be able to locate the desired page by searc...
[12:25:46] <HOSTS> ~define-add paulej72, He's just this guy, you know?
[12:25:47] <exec> definition for term "paulej72" set to "He's just this guy, you know?"
[12:25:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[12:26:14] <HOSTS> ~define TheMightyBuzzard
[12:26:15] <exec> [soylent] TheMightyBuzzard: doggy style with a bucket of kfc on her back
[12:26:23] * TheMightyBuzzard nods sagely
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[12:33:55] * TheMightyBuzzard looks at the pull request he has to read through today and despairs
[12:34:50] <HOSTS> just apply it and say you read it
[12:35:44] <crutchy> you have to apply the pull request to find out what's in it :p
[12:35:53] <paulej72> ha ha
[12:36:31] <HOSTS> there you go; save some effort and push to congress
[12:38:01] <crutchy> git push origin freedum!
[12:38:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, memcached bit looks pretty tight.
[12:39:08] <paulej72> testing showed it doesn’t blow up
[12:39:32] <crutchy> ~define-add paulej72, (1) He's just this guy, you know? (2) the butt
[12:39:32] <exec> definition for term "paulej72" set to "(1) He's just this guy, you know? (2) the butt"
[12:41:01] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: the way it was orginally written it looked like it may have been stored in ram, by a Moderation.pm load that never dies
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[12:41:21] <paulej72> I left that fuctionality in.
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[12:41:44] <crutchy> that's cos it includes ChuckNorris.pm
[12:41:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
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[12:43:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> never dying is fine for this really but memcached slightly is better at least in the sense that the more comfortable we are using it the more often we will when appropriate
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[12:46:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like we're not allowing folks to gift sub time to AC?
[12:48:22] <HOSTS> That's because there's no place to put the star
[12:49:09] <paulej72> AC should ever have a sub
[12:49:23] <paulej72> s/ever/never/
[12:49:23] <sedctl> <pilej72> AC should never have a sub
[12:49:33] HOSTS is now known as \windows\system32
[12:49:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, brilliant idea....
[12:50:06] <paulej72> that was an oversite on the original code
[12:50:29] <paulej72> that just breaks all of the restrictions on the AC users
[12:50:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should add the ultimate CowboyNeal option. put that in as an option if you don't want a sub and don't want to give one to anyone else but do want to donate.
[12:50:33] <crutchy> forgot \drivers\etc\hosts :p
[12:50:59] <crutchy> ooh and a full unc path :D
[12:51:28] <paulej72> I do have that for ACs gifting subs. It is a defalt account to gift to. I used uid6, NC’s seccond account
[12:51:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, nod nod.
[12:51:53] <paulej72> Do you want that added to the regular gift option.
[12:52:09] <paulej72> the uid is set as a var so it can be changed easily
[12:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, nc deserves it more than cbn for this site.
[12:52:24] <crutchy> /nick \\127.0.0.1\C\Windows\System32\drivers\etc\hosts
[12:52:49] <paulej72> 35 char limit on nicks
[12:53:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> good on ya for stripping out some more pages logic
[12:54:17] * \windows\system32 curses the list of outlawed irc nick chars
[12:54:42] <crutchy> will have to hash the path like that dude on freenode
[12:56:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, in plugins/Subscribe/templates/edit;subscribe;default you use constants.real_rootdir but in plugins/Subscribe/templates/gift_msg;subscribe;default you use constants.absolutedir before /subscribe.pl.
[12:56:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> any reason for the switch?
[12:56:59] <paulej72> missed one when fix it.
[12:57:04] <paulej72> let me change it
[12:57:13] <paulej72> no
[12:57:17] <paulej72> that is not it
[12:57:39] <paulej72> email messages must have a real protocol in the front or will not work
[12:57:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh, gotcha.
[12:58:35] <paulej72> that is where we need a switch to set those.
[12:58:55] <paulej72> or just change the protocol in the var to https
[13:00:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should be good being as we don't allow utf8 in usernames but for future reference json mangles utf8 by default and needs to have it specifically turned on if it's possible that there could be some in the input.
[13:00:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> not an issue for subs though.
[13:02:31] <crutchy> dammit. i wanted to change my nick to ₢̮ʨʰᵞ
[13:02:36] <paulej72> OK getting ready for work now
[13:03:21] <crutchy> time for sleeps here
[13:03:28] <crutchy> catch yas tomorrow
[13:04:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks good, gonna merge
[13:11:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy frak that was a lot of spam in #dev
[13:20:06] <paulej72> ???
[13:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh crutchy set exec to dump the sn repo activity to #dev and aqu4 felt the need to test and report every url
[13:21:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> got just a tad verbose
[13:21:34] <paulej72> oh i thought you were taking real spam
[13:21:49] <crutchy> it was pretty spammy
[13:22:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, haven't figured out how to dcc food yet or i'd have crutchy send me some vegimite just see wtf was up with it
[13:22:16] <paulej72> that was just flooding
[13:22:25] <crutchy> #github can be madness, but at least its contained
[13:22:48] <paulej72> Read the error logs on dev and you will see real spammers hitting our filters.
[13:23:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, dev the box. yeah.
[13:23:06] <paulej72> Need to put that shit in a db table and run a report
[13:23:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[13:23:20] <crutchy> vegemite? just go visit a beer brewer and lick the bottom of a recently emptied vat :p
[13:23:49] <paulej72> probably more nutrious
[13:24:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> likely but the yeast would prolly eat a hole in my gut in that concentration
[13:25:13] <paulej72> no, it would just ferment everythign giveing you bad gas and a bit of a permanent buzz
[13:25:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well that wouldn't be so bad. might do so next time i plan on having someone else in my car.
[13:27:00] <paulej72> i get real gassy when i eat pizza that has not been fully cooked. Just a few of them yeasties and the guts a rumbling
[13:27:41] <paulej72> so 35 files was not too bad to go through TheMightyBuzzard
[13:27:49] <crutchy> wholly crap i just read that they make vegemite in port melbourne. i used to walk past the kraft factory there and could smell something funky. i guess that's what it was
[13:27:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, not when they're mostly templates
[13:28:21] <paulej72> yeppers
[13:29:32] <crutchy> begemite can give you a gut ache if you eat heaps of it. like pasted on thick on a few bits of toast
[13:29:45] <crutchy> so tasty though
[13:30:05] <paulej72> what’s thick a few nanometers
[13:35:43] <crutchy> a few millimeters i guess
[13:35:47] <crutchy> no gaps :p
[13:36:07] <crutchy> if you can still see the toast underneath, there's not enough
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[13:37:40] <janrinok> hi guys
[13:37:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, yo
[13:37:50] <SirFinkus> morning
[13:38:03] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: SirFinkus hi to you both
[13:38:13] <SirFinkus> I demand my own hi
[13:38:30] * SirFinkus doesn't like sharing
[13:38:40] <janrinok> SirFinkus: good afternoon kind Sir, I trust that life is treating you well?
[13:38:59] <SirFinkus> reasonably janrinok, how're you?
[13:39:05] <janrinok> Anyway, it afternoon here
[13:39:23] <SirFinkus> that's odd
[13:39:37] <janrinok> I'm not sleeping well - have a specialist appointment at the hospital about it in a few weeks time - but its leaving me very tired
[13:39:52] <SirFinkus> not sleeping is the worst
[13:39:54] <janrinok> other than that - I'm find thanks
[13:39:58] <janrinok> fine*
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[13:41:03] <janrinok> anything exciting happening in Soylent-World?
[13:41:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> broke 100 on three stories yesterday
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[13:42:13] <janrinok> I can only see it on 2 - but I'm happy with that
[13:42:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> cowboyneal, asian thing, RFC
[13:43:23] <janrinok> $beer TheMightyBuzzard
[13:43:23] * aqu4 gives TheMightyBuzzard a cold can of beer
[13:43:41] <janrinok> does that help your last comment on the RFC thread?
[13:44:13] <janrinok> I've got CowboyNeal showing 88 comments?
[13:44:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, my bad
[13:45:05] <janrinok> only 8 more than the systemd story ..... although it deserves many more than that
[13:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i didn't have anything to say on the systemd story. most of its features either bore or mildly annoy me.
[13:46:03] <janrinok> I'm rethinking how I/we treat systemd stories. Everybody needs to know what is going on - but it always ends in a bun fight
[13:46:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, conversation is conversation. as long as they wanna talk about it we should keep running it.
[13:48:00] <janrinok> Yes, but I'll have to find another way of presenting it so that _Eds_ don't get blamed for the stories - heheh
[13:48:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> if a few folks aren't getting honked off at you, you're not doing your job right.
[13:49:05] <janrinok> same as the conversation on the other channel
[13:53:22] <paulej72> 119 comments on RFC Karma 2.0
[13:53:41] <janrinok> hi paulej72 yeah, looking good
[13:53:42] <ciri> hey whats up janrinok
[13:53:42] <SirFinkus> I thought bitching about editors was a grand ./ tradition
[13:54:30] <janrinok> Of course it is - just like editors complaining about it is also a grand tradition. It won't change anything but that is the pattern of life
[13:54:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, is. i take it as a badge of honor when i've broken the echo chambers of people.
[13:55:32] <SirFinkus> it's no fun if there isn't bitching anyway
[13:55:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[13:56:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> means you're challenging preconceived notions. if you're not you're enabling groupthink and mass stupidity.
[13:56:59] <SirFinkus> or just turning back the cock
[13:57:19] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[14:07:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lenovo Vows to Stop Shipping PCs with Third-Party Bloatware After Superfish Fiasco - http://sylnt.us - assurances-lessons-will-be-learned
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[15:38:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Population Control by Apex Predators - http://sylnt.us - dog-eat-dog
[16:18:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, netanyahu got more applause than potus did for sotu
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[19:01:57] <janrinok> Ooops, didn't mean to do that....
[19:34:43] <janrinok> ~sed on
[19:34:59] <janrinok> ~count janrinok
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[19:46:57] <janrinok> !uid
[19:46:58] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5148, owned by retrogamer
[19:47:38] <janrinok> !whoup
[19:47:38] <Bender> nobody upped yet
[19:49:52] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[19:50:03] <janrinok> TheMightyLaptop: just awakening from a nap
[19:50:11] <janrinok> ^?
[19:50:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[19:50:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> and some lunch
[19:50:46] <janrinok> And I'm only about 1 hour from my bed....
[19:51:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> silly time zones. everyone should just keep my hours.
[19:52:05] <janrinok> TheMightyLaptop: Can you give me any info on TheMightyBot - what does it do, what language is it written in, etc. We are doing a story on all the bots that we use.
[19:52:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, perl and very little
[19:52:26] <janrinok> lol
[19:52:27] <ciri> heh
[19:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> translates to klingon, pages all the voiced/opped people
[19:53:06] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[19:53:21] <janrinok> That's good to be going on with thx
[19:53:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, thas pretty much it as far as even mildly useful goes.
[19:54:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> currently named MrPlow though
[19:55:36] <janrinok> Ah perhaps crutchy gave me duff gen - he said you had 2 bots, TheMightyBot and MrPlow
[19:56:21] <janrinok> you are showing 2 bots on the wiki page
[19:56:36] <arti> ^_^
[19:56:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, nope, one and the same. i do have a script on myself that lets you kick yourself though
[19:56:42] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[19:56:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i blame crutchy
[19:56:50] <arti> mehr boten
[19:57:12] <janrinok> hi arti
[19:57:14] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D janrinok
[19:57:16] <arti> greetings
[19:57:18] * arti pets ciri
[19:57:28] <arti> been fiddling with handling user data
[19:57:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> link me the bot page and i'll fix it. wikis hate me.
[19:57:56] <arti> i'm almost out of the woods with the picture stuff
[19:58:01] <janrinok> standby - its on my other computer
[19:58:49] <janrinok> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[19:58:49] <Hedonismbot> ^✓ 03Wiki: IRC
[19:59:41] <janrinok> ...and Hedonismbot doesn't even feature on the wiki or in crutchy's notes to me
[20:00:11] <arti> it's incomplete, but we'll get it filled out
[20:00:18] * arti has been meaning to do an inventory of commands
[20:00:40] <arti> i need to do some house keeping, it's not that exciting, i trailed off on a dom parser
[20:00:53] <arti> new features are always more fun :D
[20:01:02] <janrinok> arti: we are trying to get a bot story out in the next couple of days, and info you have, or an update to the wiki page would be useful
[20:01:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, themightybot removed
[20:01:19] <janrinok> kthx
[20:01:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrplow is accurate
[20:01:42] <arti> roger, i'll give it a fair shake tonight
[20:01:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> closed source though cause i can't be arsed to publish it.
[20:01:57] * arti likes trade secrets
[20:01:59] <janrinok> thanks arti
[20:02:08] <arti> :D
[20:02:21] * arti was thinking about a bucket in here
[20:02:41] <arti> the other bucket is simply filled with terribleness
[20:03:09] <janrinok> putting this story together I learned about channels I never knew were there, bots that I never knew existed, and all sorts of crap ;-)
[20:03:30] <arti> secrets :D
[20:03:39] <arti> we've got a pretty good group
[20:03:49] <arti> i'd like to see the population increase a bit
[20:03:56] <arti> another 40 heads would be cool
[20:04:04] <janrinok> arti: yep, or perhaps I'm not very observant
[20:04:25] <arti> we all have our focuses, i lurk mostly
[20:04:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya breeng us hoors, we marry em you betcha
[20:04:38] <janrinok> Well the story includes a plug for those wishing to help on bots or develop their own
[20:05:03] <janrinok> Grade A Lurker is our arti
[20:05:08] <arti> !idle
[20:05:09] <ciri> sirecote hasn't said a word for 62800 minutes :/
[20:05:24] <arti> .calc 62800 / 60 / 24 / 7
[20:05:24] <ciri> Expression: 62800 / 60 / 24 / 7 = 6
[20:05:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> must be a ciri thing
[20:05:58] <arti> whatsit
[20:06:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> assumed it was ciri since i didn't see the reply
[20:06:24] * arti nods
[20:06:24] <janrinok> ditto
[20:06:46] <janrinok> my life is much improved since I silenced ciri
[20:07:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i enjoy having a bot as an arch-enemy
[20:07:12] <janrinok> life is too short
[20:07:16] <arti> "lol that's funny TheMightyBuzzard" -ciri
[20:07:29] <janrinok> what what I have left of it certainly is
[20:07:34] * TheMightyBuzzard nods to self
[20:07:37] <janrinok> well what*
[20:07:50] <arti> [12:05] <ciri> sirecote hasn't said a word for 62800 minutes :/
[20:07:59] <arti> [12:05] <ciri> Expression: 62800 / 60 / 24 / 7 = 6
[20:08:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> eep, i gots 11 messages on the site
[20:09:10] <janrinok> you have been active commenting remember? Bound to be a few indignant replies there...
[20:12:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that mrcoolbp guy really told me off
[20:17:02] <janrinok> I can't find his comment
[20:17:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's got a couple in the RFC2 story
[20:17:46] <janrinok> ah - wrong story lol
[20:20:40] * Leebert enjoys when he gets to go to a conference at NIST. Their clocks are totally geared toward time nerds; even here in the auditorium there are two digital clocks (with seconds) that are clearly synced to USNO time.
[20:21:27] <janrinok> Leebert: hi, but can't stop, it's time for me to go
[20:21:39] <Leebert> janrinok: hi! go! :)
[20:23:48] <janrinok> bye - cu guys tomorrow
[20:24:25] <Leebert> Man, I'm way too nerdy when I was trying to figure out what copper had to do with anything. :)
[20:24:38] <janrinok> lol
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[21:08:41] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:08:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1143
[21:08:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[21:08:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1144
[21:08:48] <crutchy> ~queue
[21:08:56] <crutchy> derp
[21:11:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmos are retarded, i dunno why i play em
[21:12:07] <crutchy> never really played any of them much
[21:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yer missin out. like fer instance i'm out slaying vicious beavers for my deity right now
[21:12:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Jail Those Who Turn a Blind Eye to Child Abuse" says UK Premier Cameron - http://sylnt.us - better-late-than-never
[21:12:56] <crutchy> played a bit of instant action bf1942 last night
[21:13:08] <crutchy> sniper++
[21:13:08] <Bender> karma - sniper: 1
[21:13:53] <crutchy> Bender, s/Those Who Turn a Blind Eye to Child Abuse//
[21:14:03] <crutchy> derp
[21:14:12] <crutchy> Bender, s/Those Who Turn a Blind Eye to Child Abuse/Everyone!/
[21:14:19] <crutchy> :/
[21:14:30] <crutchy> shit. damn karma
[21:14:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> what karma?
[21:15:13] <crutchy> whatd i miss? not nuclear winter in the northern hemisphere yet?
[21:15:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, boring weekend
[21:16:17] <crutchy> wish it was weekend. wednesdays kinda feel like mondays
[21:16:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> obama refused to meet with the israeli PM today, betcha a cookie he watched the speech he gave congress on the tv though
[21:17:10] <crutchy> he's just a mouthpiece for the back room power brokers
[21:17:19] <crutchy> not a statesman
[21:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's a petulant douche
[21:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> got his feels all hurt cause dude came to address congress and ignored him
[21:19:02] <crutchy> i think only reason why straya isn't in deep economic doodoo like usa and euro is that our mining sector is suckling china's teet
[21:19:46] <crutchy> thank $deity for big holes in the ground
[21:20:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ours is entirely our own fault. obamacare = 7,000,000,000,000 bucks tacked on the debt and buncha new taxes
[21:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> during a recession
[21:21:18] <arti> duh, spend your way out!
[21:21:48] <crutchy> though we'll prolly wind up being a province of china in the Great Reorganizing or NWO or whatever you wanna call post next global economic fiasco
[21:21:53] * arti vividly recalls the spring squeek sound vehicles made navigating the terrain
[21:23:09] <crutchy> straya might be aligned politically with the west, but china not gunna give up its big holes in the ground without a fight. hopefully doesn't involve any bombs
[21:26:30] <crutchy> if they try draft i'll prolly get suddenly violently ill
[21:26:47] <arti> the trick is to lick your palms
[21:27:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yer too old for the draft ain't ya?
[21:27:45] * crutchy can't understand how poor fools can think being drafted to fight for halliburton could be considered patriotic :/
[21:28:04] <crutchy> you guys don't have a draft yet do ya?
[21:29:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> been no draft here since the early 70s
[21:30:47] <crutchy> off to workipoos. catch yas later
[21:31:34] <paulej72> but there has been a draught (beer)
[21:31:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> and shall be many more if i have anything to say about it
[21:32:22] <paulej72> any pointer on how do do that stack trace
[21:33:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> slap the ->new up at the top of the sub then conditional the ->as_string to the var you're trying to figger out not being defined.
[21:34:37] <paulej72> can’t seem to find what you posted for me, do you have it handy to paste here again
[21:35:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> the memcached thing?
[21:36:08] <paulej72> the stack trace stuff that NC was uing
[21:36:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i never posted anything like that
[21:36:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically you do what i said up there though
[21:36:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> use Debug::StackTrace;
[21:37:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> my $trace = Debug::StackTrace->new;
[21:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> those two right at the top of the sub you're working in
[21:38:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> then where you're getting the undefs you go up a line and do a print STDERR $trace->as_string unless defined $whatever;
[21:38:44] <paulej72> thanks
[21:38:52] <paulej72> that was what I was looking for
[21:39:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> the trace itself is ugly and has a lot of irrelevant info but if you can find the spot it's going wonky it's all worth it.
[21:47:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly best to rm the error_log before you try dumping. just thinkin of your sanity.
[21:50:55] <paulej72> Devel::StackTrace
[21:52:29] <paulej72> helps if the right name is used and it is installed
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[22:13:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel's Walled Garden Boot Guard with Verified Boot - http://sylnt.us - ministry-of-freedom-it-department-(minifree-dept)
[22:39:26] <\windows\system32> Haven't had wiki staff stop by in awhile
[22:43:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Android Update: "Encryption-by-Default is Optional" and "XPosed Framework Released" - http://sylnt.us
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[23:35:00] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: tracked down the issue. stories with no comments somehow send a blank comment to _is_mod. I fixed the condition by retur 0 if comment->{cid} is missing
[23:35:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> outstandin
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