#Soylent | Logs for 2015-03-14
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[00:06:09] <arti> that sounds good
[00:13:27] -!- SpallsHurgenson [SpallsHurgenson!~SpallsHur@Soylent/Users/656/SpallsHurgenson] has joined #Soylent
[00:19:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Build Your Own Siri: Towards an Open-Source Digital Assistant - http://sylnt.us - Hello-Computer
[00:20:13] <crutchy> Bender: s/Siri/ciri/
[00:20:14] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Build Your Own ciri: Towards an Open-Source Digital Assistant - http://sylnt.us - Hello-Computer
[00:21:31] * SpallsHurgenson kicks back and witness the comfort of this fully painted and operational computer den
[00:21:52] <arti> awesome, are you awaiting the rebel fleet?
[00:22:52] <crutchy> i was just wondering which planet he was gunna target first
[00:23:22] <arti> uranus.
[00:23:36] * SpallsHurgenson sets his eyes on watching a loud and brainless movie instead
[00:25:05] * SpallsHurgenson settles on the 1990 version of Total Recall. "Get your ass to Mars!"
[00:25:29] <arti> you mean the original?
[00:25:36] <arti> talk to melina
[00:25:47] <arti> you are not you, you are me.
[00:25:53] <SpallsHurgenson> with the one and only indomintable Schwartzenegger
[00:25:58] <arti> fuch kohagan good.
[00:26:17] <arti> ya blabbed quaid!
[00:26:36] <arti> pretty crazy the johnny cab guy was also the doctor in voyager
[00:26:48] <arti> DRIVE! JUST GO!
[00:27:08] <SpallsHurgenson> stop spoiling all the great scenes or there won't be any point in my watching the movie :)
[00:27:38] <arti> see you at the party richter
[00:27:58] * arti also recommends commando
[00:28:33] <arti> btw you remember the scene where he drops a guy off a cliff?
[00:31:45] <SpallsHurgenson> no, actually :)
[00:32:13] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[00:32:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03Arnold Schwarzenegger in Commando - YouTube
[00:32:32] <arti> he's in john wick, also was in the warriors movie
[00:41:21] <SpallsHurgenson> wow, look at all those giant CRTs in the future :)
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[01:53:49] <SpallsHurgenson> this movie is definitely fulfilling my "stupid" and "loud" requirment
[01:57:48] <chromas> Transformers 5?
[01:58:02] <chromas> or still Get yo' ass to mahs?
[01:58:45] <JamesNZ> chromas: You misspelled 1/2/3/4.
[01:59:12] <chromas> Each one is longer and louder than the last. I was just extrapolating
[01:59:15] * JamesNZ wags his finger
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[02:05:24] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[02:05:25] <ciri> hello, nice to see yea! BadCoderFinger
[02:06:04] <crutchy> yo
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[02:07:15] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Bytram|away] by Imogen
[02:07:28] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram|away
[02:07:29] * exec accidentally postulates a bucket of g'day juice towards Bytram|away
[02:07:40] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:08:13] <Bytram> crutchy: a bit quick on the greeting, but thanks!
[02:08:27] <Bytram> !uid
[02:08:28] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5155, owned by JavaDevGuy
[02:08:41] <Bytram> ~weather boston, ma
[02:08:43] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 36°F, overcast, wind SW at 6 mph, humidity 41% - Friday cloudy (30°F-40°F), Saturday rain (37°F-44°F), Sunday snow (26°F-40°F), Monday clear (37°F-45°F)
[02:08:49] <Bytram> coffee++
[02:08:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1177
[02:09:03] <crutchy> it's the wild west in here. gotta be quick on the draw
[02:09:05] * Bytram notes the usual ritual of entering this channel is now completed.
[02:09:16] <crutchy> ~queue
[02:09:20] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 12 - http://sylnt.us
[02:11:03] <Bytram> ~cute
[02:11:19] * Bytram notes there was no reply at all. :/
[02:11:39] <crutchy> ~confucius
[02:11:42] <exec> Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness.
[02:11:48] <crutchy> ~confucius
[02:11:51] <exec> I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.
[02:12:26] <crutchy> ~openthepodbaydoors
[02:12:27] <exec> There was a young monk from Siberia
[02:12:27] <exec> Whose life got drearia' and drearia'
[02:12:27] <exec> Till he did to a nun
[02:12:27] <exec> What shouldn't be done
[02:12:27] <exec> And made her a mother superia'.
[02:14:26] <BadCoderFinger> Heh
[02:16:10] <BadCoderFinger> Looks like you've been busy modifying the bot.
[02:16:39] <crutchy> nah that one's been there for a while. it's just a hook to fortune -o
[02:17:22] <BadCoderFinger> Nifty. Can you select which fortune db at runtime?
[02:17:48] <crutchy> i can add aliases and rehash without reconnecting
[02:17:58] <crutchy> so yeah i guess
[02:18:15] <chromas> fortune ately nobody wants to use it without -o
[02:18:25] <chromas> so you can safely delete those DBs
[02:18:34] <crutchy> there's two atm: https://github.com
[02:18:35] <chromas> You can also make your own, with Bender quotes
[02:18:35] <NetCraft> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/exec.txt at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[02:18:43] <crutchy> ~fortune
[02:18:43] <exec> Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
[02:20:37] <BadCoderFinger> I have a cold, and I'm on cold medicine, which I hate. Mostly because it makes me loopy, but also because it means no Friday beer this week.
[02:20:48] <crutchy> bugger
[02:20:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Broadcom Releases First APIs for its 'Open Network Switch Library' - http://sylnt.us - operators-on-roller-skates
[02:21:25] <BadCoderFinger> "Broadcom" and "Open" do not belong in the same sentence without some form of negation.
[02:21:58] <crutchy> Bender: s/witch/ammich/
[02:21:58] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Broadcom Releases First APIs for its 'Open Network Sammich Library' - http://sylnt.us - operators-on-roller-skates
[02:22:39] <crutchy> must be a saturday thing. i was trying to come up withthing offensive to broadcom but that's all i had
[02:24:08] <BadCoderFinger> They're just evil.
[02:26:15] * SpallsHurgenson sings, "Too many mutha uckas uckin' with my shi- There's too many mutha uckas uckin' with my shi-"
[02:26:29] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Spalls!
[02:27:05] <SpallsHurgenson> Eets'a me, Spallio!
[02:27:11] <crutchy> a_hot_muffin++
[02:27:11] <Bender> karma - a_hot_muffin: 1
[02:27:44] * crutchy fires a mushroom at spallio
[02:28:37] <SpallsHurgenson> just like all my Friday nights!
[02:29:18] * crutchy is thinking about playing a game of some sort. i could play the usual bf1942
[02:29:28] <crutchy> or maybe some civ2
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[02:30:16] <BadCoderFinger> Civ was fun.
[02:30:24] <SpallsHurgenson> Civilization is a forbidden game
[02:30:31] <BadCoderFinger> How so?
[02:30:46] <BadCoderFinger> Kim Jong Un issue a decree or something?
[02:30:51] * crutchy instead opens inventor to design the most awessome guinea pig cage the world has ever not seen
[02:30:57] <SpallsHurgenson> it eats lives. you start playing and before you know, it's 5AM.
[02:31:06] <SpallsHurgenson> the only winning move is not to play :)
[02:31:08] <crutchy> yeah civ2 can be evil
[02:31:12] <BadCoderFinger> That's true, heh.
[02:31:29] Bytram is now known as nobody
[02:31:50] <crutchy> "can't... stop... playing... now..... must... build.... spaceship"
[02:32:01] nobody is now known as Bytram
[02:32:28] <SpallsHurgenson> the entire Civ series (and Alpha Centauri too) is only allowed on my computer under controlled conditions, closely monitored by a special tribunal :)
[02:32:47] <crutchy> aw. apparently 'root' nick is already in use :(
[02:33:08] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, i'm avoiding minecraft for similar reason
[02:33:36] <SpallsHurgenson> fortunatelly, my minecraft install broke :)
[02:34:59] <SpallsHurgenson> same thing with Skyrim. God bless buggy software :)
[02:37:51] <BadCoderFinger> I played Skyrim. Used a throwaway password for steam. You have to log in every so often, and I lost the throwaway password.
[02:37:59] <BadCoderFinger> That's the last steam game I ever buy.
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[02:43:48] <chromas> Hm, charter (cable/internet) has an ad with singing pirates. Does that mean they /want/ me to torrent stuff?
[02:44:02] <BadCoderFinger> I'd take that as a yes.
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[02:50:43] <TLA> I've had to send my iPhone back, Siri took an injunction out on me for stalking.
[02:53:13] <BadCoderFinger> Siri is secretly connecting to a 1-900 number.
[02:56:43] <TLA> I dunno about that, but have you heard that Apple have actually gone in and changed the response to the question "Which is the best smartphone?" from "Nokia Lumia 900" to "Any iPhone"?
[02:58:07] <BadCoderFinger> No, but that wouldn't surprise me.
[03:01:05] <BadCoderFinger> The corporate world runs on marketing, and Apple is no slouch.
[03:10:38] * SpallsHurgenson tests the assertion about Siri and gets various non-descript answers back (e.g., "What, there are other phones", "You're kidding," and "Seriously?")
[03:14:26] <crutchy> well that makes sense. the answer is 'maxwell smart's shoe phone' obviously
[03:15:45] <SpallsHurgenson> I remember when the shoe phone seemed so amazingly futuristic. Silly, yes, but still high-tech
[03:16:58] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, I /wanted/ a shoe phone (sure, I'd rather have had its functionality in a more practical form factor but if my portable phone HAD to be in shoe form, so be it :)
[03:18:11] <BadCoderFinger> You just know some guy has made a modern cell phone into a shoe phone.
[03:18:24] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, they're available on amazon.com now :)
[03:18:46] * BadCoderFinger goes off to check amazon.
[03:20:33] <BadCoderFinger> Bah. Nothing like the original. Unless Maxwell Smart was really J. Edgar Hoover.
[03:21:05] <SpallsHurgenson> can't find it either. I remember seeing it but maybe it was at some boutique reseller
[03:21:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Borderline Low Testosterone Levels Associated with Depression - http://sylnt.us - our-precious-essence
[03:22:13] <SpallsHurgenson> big balls make men (and women?) happier? :)
[03:24:01] <BadCoderFinger> Did Netcraft confirm that? And good grief, how did they measure that? All those alien abductions!
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[03:25:28] * SpallsHurgenson confirms this with a deep and cheerful voice
[03:25:48] <crutchy> =confirm big balls make men (and women) happier
[03:25:53] <crutchy> NetCraft?
[03:26:02] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, cheap joke.
[03:26:36] <crutchy> we have NetCraft here
[03:26:45] <crutchy> seems to be sleeping
[03:27:00] <crutchy> =?
[03:27:08] <crutchy> =help
[03:27:09] <NetCraft> standard irc commands (see your irc client's help); karma (see: karma); hives (see: hives)
[03:27:45] <Bytram> crutchy: can you .op in #civ
[03:28:06] <BadCoderFinger> That's a bit twisted! You named your karma bot netcraft! You win the internet! Spalls, hand over your internet.
[03:28:25] <SpallsHurgenson> no! I'm not done archiving it yet!
[03:28:34] <crutchy> i don't think #civ is registered
[03:29:29] <crutchy> exec was opped so i invited loggie
[03:30:00] <BadCoderFinger> Cold medicine is kicking, so time for sleep. Night guys!
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[03:30:10] <SirFinkus> "cold medicine"
[03:35:25] <crutchy> damn. i know why those bickies were on special. they were half stale
[03:35:32] <crutchy> but oh soo yummmy
[03:36:43] <SpallsHurgenson> stop talking funny! speak English!
[03:37:05] <crutchy> me no speaka engrish
[03:37:28] <SpallsHurgenson> we can tell. New Zealanders are more comprehendable than you!
[03:38:04] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, AMERICANS speak better English than you! :)
[03:38:20] <crutchy> it means we can talk about you behind your back and talk to you at the same time :p
[03:39:17] <crutchy> that SpallsHurgenson he likes a tama lama ding dong buzzsaw yo mama stanks!
[03:39:36] <Bytram> crutchy: that leaves these channels without loggie: #help #irpg #sysops
[03:39:54] <crutchy> no ops for them?
[03:40:11] <crutchy> we have quite a few channels now
[03:40:13] <Bytram> no joy when I tried to .op on those
[03:41:09] <crutchy> paulej72 seemed to be able to bruteforce ops in #rss-bot. dunno what he did but maybe he can do same in those chans
[03:41:32] <paulej72> fixed loggie
[03:41:44] <paulej72> I have super ops powers
[03:42:01] <paulej72> I gave myself ownership of #rss-bot
[03:42:05] <crutchy> ah
[03:42:06] <Bytram> paulej72: 'fixed loggie' ?? whacha do?
[03:42:13] <crutchy> neutered it
[03:42:26] <Bytram> there there... nice loggie
[03:42:28] <paulej72> logged in to each chan and invited loggie
[03:42:44] <Bytram> paulej72: I tried to do that, but there were a few where I could not .op
[03:43:10] <TLA> super powers, huh? You can leap tall servers in a single bound, fly faster than a single DCC session and see through firewalls? :)
[03:43:12] <paulej72> sure you are not part of the irc-ops group :)
[03:43:35] <crutchy> sudo /etc/init.d/charybdis gimmepowahs
[03:43:44] <Bytram> paulej72: FWIW, #frontend has no loggie
[03:43:57] <Bytram> ditto #help
[03:44:39] <Bytram> I take that back... #help is now logging
[03:44:41] <chromas> Some of those channels aren't used anymore
[03:44:51] * chromas invited loggie to #freenode
[03:44:56] <chromas> #frontend
[03:45:02] <chromas> tab_completion--
[03:45:02] <Bender> karma - tab_completion: -1
[03:45:15] <Bytram> Last entry for #irpg is 2015-01-28
[03:45:15] <crutchy> we can't log our spying
[03:45:37] <paulej72> #frontend is a dead channel. we killed it but some still squat there
[03:45:40] <Bytram> Last entry for #style is 2015-03-05
[03:46:07] <Bytram> paulej72: re #frontend -- I assumed as much, but it is listed on: http://logs.sylnt.us
[03:46:42] <Bytram> #civ is now logging, yay
[03:47:42] <paulej72> it was a real channel about a year ago then we decided it was not needed
[03:47:49] <paulej72> #style fixed
[03:48:40] <Bytram> so is this a manual process that needs to be repeated *every* time IRC goes down?
[03:49:23] <TLA> o.0
[03:49:44] <paulej72> possibly
[03:50:02] <TLA> it can't be scripted?
[03:50:14] <paulej72> there might be a command to set loggies current channel list as the default
[03:50:57] <chromas> add a systemd unit
[03:51:03] <crutchy> loggiectl
[03:51:22] <crutchy> is loggie a python?
[03:51:27] <Bytram> hmmm, atm we need to "/invite loggie"... shjould be a way to have loggie do '/join #rss-bot' '/join #wiki' etc
[03:51:39] <crutchy> i vaguely remember when xlefay set it up
[03:53:03] <Bytram> I jsut got whois info on loggie...
[03:53:05] <Bytram> #style #frontend #help @#irpg #sysops #rss-bot #github #civ #qa #wiki #feeds +#test #editorial #dev #Soylent #staff
[03:53:15] <Bytram> ^^^ channels loggie is currently in
[03:53:37] <crutchy> not in #natalie_portman?
[03:53:50] <Bytram> nope, no logs in there.
[03:53:52] <Bytram> nograb
[03:53:53] <TLA> this sounds a bit less simple than hooking up a client instance with a list of channels as OnConnectDo type thing with logging on by default...
[03:54:06] <crutchy> oh my you can join channels with question marks in the name
[03:54:40] <TLA> or is it that simple?
[03:56:05] <crutchy> maybe juggler needs a .log command that auto-invites loggie
[03:56:23] <crutchy> or imogen
[03:56:27] <crutchy> or skynet
[03:57:03] <crutchy> Imogen should be renicked as buttctl
[03:57:09] * TLA had an IRC logging bot dump the logs to an htdocs folder on the same machine every midnight (it named the files by channel and date), the webserver simply pointed to the htdocs folder with no index.html - thing ran for three years with no crashes and no restarts.
[03:57:51] <TLA> that's all it was: mIRC and Abyss webserver. Nothing else on the machine.
[03:58:01] <crutchy> exec had some sort of halfbaked ~log on|off thing. it was terrible and i've since deleted it :p
[03:59:11] <crutchy> now its got mysql logging i could whip up a little php app that spews it out to web pages by channel/date/nick/whatever
[03:59:20] <crutchy> actually chromas already has that
[03:59:26] <crutchy> what was the url again?
[03:59:31] <crutchy> ~link chromas
[03:59:33] <exec> └─ "chromas" not found
[03:59:36] <crutchy> :/
[03:59:50] <chromas> http://chromas.0x.no
[03:59:58] <chromas> needs a web form
[04:00:20] <crutchy> ~link irc_log http://chromas.0x.no
[04:00:22] <exec> └─ irc_log => http://chromas.0x.no
[04:00:27] <crutchy> ~link chromas
[04:00:28] <exec> └─ irc_log => http://chromas.0x.no
[04:00:38] <SpallsHurgenson> Did you ever see the Flintstones?
[04:00:45] <SpallsHurgenson> Do you think Wilma is sexy?
[04:01:02] <chromas> Barney's wife was better
[04:01:05] <crutchy> !g naked wilma
[04:01:05] <TLA> yeah bit we know she'll never leave Fred
[04:01:06] <ciri> 417,000 results | DeviantArt: More Like Wilma and Betty nude sunbathing by seph8 @ http://www.deviantart.com | Yabba Dabba Doo!, a misc. cartoons fanfic | FanFiction @ https://www.fanfiction.net | The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!: Wilma, I promise ... @ http://www.youtube.com | naked wrestling with
[04:01:07] <ciri> Wilma | Facebook @ https://www.facebook.com | The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) - Quotes ... @ http://www.imdb.com
[04:01:36] <crutchy> o.O naked wrestling with wilma!?
[04:01:44] <TLA> I'd do Betty. But I'd be thinking of Wilma.
[04:01:48] <SpallsHurgenson> Maybe I've just been alone on IRC too long but every time I see that show her body drives me crazy. Is it me?
[04:02:02] <crutchy> threesome
[04:02:06] <chromas> Bender: grab SpallsHurgenson
[04:02:07] <Bender> Added quote 411
[04:02:37] <TLA> you'd let Barney join in?
[04:02:48] <SpallsHurgenson> this is crazy. why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
[04:02:54] <SpallsHurgenson> She'll never leave Fred and we know it.
[04:02:58] <crutchy> hell no. i was thinking of the dog
[04:03:01] <n1> SpallsHurgenson++
[04:03:01] <Bender> karma - spallshurgenson: 14
[04:03:11] <SpallsHurgenson> Red_Dwarf++
[04:03:11] <Bender> karma - red_dwarf: 1
[04:03:22] <SpallsHurgenson> really, only 1 karma?
[04:03:27] <SpallsHurgenson> Red_Dwarf++
[04:03:27] <Bender> karma - red_dwarf: 2
[04:03:27] <SpallsHurgenson> Red_Dwarf++
[04:03:27] <Bender> karma - red_dwarf: 3
[04:03:28] <SpallsHurgenson> Red_Dwarf++
[04:03:28] <Bender> karma - red_dwarf: 4
[04:03:28] <crutchy> 'now stop that dog dribblin on my seats'
[04:03:28] <SpallsHurgenson> Red_Dwarf++
[04:03:28] <Bender> karma - red_dwarf: 5
[04:03:51] <crutchy> snatch++
[04:03:51] <Bender> karma - snatch: 5
[04:04:04] <crutchy> fat_pizza++
[04:04:04] <Bender> karma - fat_pizza: 1
[04:04:35] <crutchy> furburger++
[04:04:35] <Bender> karma - furburger: 1
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[04:06:56] <chromas> new_editor++
[04:06:56] <Bender> karma - new_editor: 1
[04:07:19] <chromas> Needs a shiny new vhost
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[04:07:19] <Bytram> maybe one of you folks would know...
[04:07:37] <Bytram> any simple way to extract .mp3 audio from a .mp4 file?
[04:07:43] <crutchy> ~rehash
[04:07:46] <Bytram> would have to run on windows.
[04:07:51] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (132 aliases)
[04:08:00] <chromas> I think vlc can do it
[04:08:02] <crutchy> Bytram, dunno sorry
[04:08:08] <crutchy> ~first crutchy
[04:08:10] * Bytram does have a version of ffmpeg
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[04:10:12] <Ethanol-fueled> sup fuckers
[04:10:46] <crutchy> aye focker!
[04:10:48] <crutchy> ~rehash
[04:10:57] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (132 aliases)
[04:11:02] <crutchy> ~first Ethanol-fueled
[04:11:07] <exec> [2014-02-24 02:52:47] #Soylent <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah. What's up?
[04:11:16] <crutchy> hehe
[04:11:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Sod off, sacksucks.
[04:11:28] <crutchy> hooked into your api chromas :D
[04:12:04] <crutchy> https://github.com
[04:12:05] <NetCraft> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/exec.txt at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[04:13:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Sod off, sacksucks.
[04:15:39] <paulej72> WikiRC is back on line
[04:15:53] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:15:53] <NetCraft> ^ 03YesSongs #5: YES - Close To The Edge - YouTube
[04:15:57] <paulej72> someone want to geive it a try
[04:16:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Pauley!
[04:16:15] <crutchy> ~wiki login
[04:16:19] <exec> 13wiki: login=Success, username=Exec (userid=1546)
[04:16:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Pauley is a large Italian with a big dick.
[04:17:05] <crutchy> ~wiki edit IRC|buttmagic|test
[04:17:10] <exec> 13wiki: edit=Success, oldrevid=8825, newrevid=8842
[04:18:52] <crutchy> [[IRC|buttmagic]]
[04:18:54] <exec> 13test
[04:18:55] <exec> 13http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/IRC#buttmagic
[04:19:02] <crutchy> ~wiki edit IRC|buttmagic|
[04:19:06] <exec> 13wiki: edit=Success, oldrevid=8842, newrevid=8844
[04:19:17] <Ethanol-fueled> i hS TO TELL a bitfh to fuck off tonight.
[04:19:25] <Ethanol-fueled> it was saddening.
[04:20:41] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:20:42] <NetCraft> ^ 03YesSongs #6: Rick Wakeman: Excerpts from The Six Wives of Henry VIII - YouTube
[04:20:43] <paulej72> Ethanol-fueled: was she not ehtanol-fueled enough for you
[04:20:57] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley - she was TOO ethanol-fueled.
[04:21:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Mister Rick wakeman!
[04:21:15] <paulej72> that is what I was expecting
[04:21:20] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:21:44] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: s/T/J/
[04:23:03] <crutchy> ~wiki logout
[04:23:05] <exec> 13wiki: successfully logged out
[04:26:22] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, kitty has just rediscovered the warm glory that is freshly-washed laundry :)
[04:28:10] <TLA> oh wow, Piespy, I remember that well
[04:29:12] -!- Ethanol-fueled has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[04:29:47] <TLA> I had a bot called Quark aaaages ago, was huge. You could hold a conversation with it.
[04:30:19] <crutchy> /join #
[04:30:26] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> you know you've reached a certain maturity when you look at an upcoming Friday evening and think to yourself, "hey, this would probably be a good time to do the wash"
[04:30:28] <crutchy> and type ciri: yo mama
[04:30:54] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, wait till you're married with kids... friday's are a total blast
[04:31:18] <crutchy> couch=friend
[04:32:58] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:33:41] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone
[04:33:45] -!- Bytram|away has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[04:34:49] <arti> lol
[04:34:51] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[04:34:51] <arti> crutchy
[04:34:56] <arti> buttmagic
[04:37:14] <arti> happy weekend resident humans and client side automatons.
[04:39:24] <paulej72> good night as well.
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[04:47:24] -!- SpallsHurgenson has quit [Quit: Nettalk6 - www.ntalk.de]
[05:07:14] <crutchy> http://techcrunch.com
[05:07:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03YouTube Now Lets You Upload 360-Degree Video | TechCrunch
[05:07:33] <NCommander> w00t
[05:07:36] <NCommander> Gopher+ support works
[05:08:00] <crutchy> ~define gopher
[05:08:02] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03gopher: n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.
[05:08:10] <crutchy> :/
[05:08:32] <crutchy> ~define gopher (software)
[05:08:47] <crutchy> :(
[05:08:47] <exec> gopher (software): unable to find definition
[05:09:09] <crutchy> ahh
[05:09:16] <crutchy> ~define gopher (protocol)
[05:09:22] <exec> [wikipedia] 03Gopher_(protocol): The Gopher protocol /ˈɡoʊfər/ is a TCP/IP application layer protocol designed for distributing, searching, and retrieving documents over the Internet. The Gopher protocol was strongly oriented tow...
[05:14:26] <arti> i like the employee definition
[05:53:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - LAPD Police Claim Helicopters Stop Crimes Before They Happen - http://sylnt.us - deters-not-prevents
[06:22:03] <Landon> https://stallman.org <-- waited about a minute for the CSS to load before I remembered wher eI was
[06:22:04] <NetCraft> ^ 03Reasons not to use Facebook
[06:23:42] <chromas> I just tried that netflix godmode bookmarklet. doesn't seem to work
[06:25:16] <chromas> the real names thing isn't important. I've got four facebook accounts and non have real names
[06:26:33] <chromas> someone should put together an owncloud-style facebook clone package
[06:27:01] <chromas> using rss feeds and stuff
[06:28:59] <Landon> diaspora? :P
[06:29:15] * chromas still hasn't looked into that
[06:29:36] <Landon> probably not worth more than setting up your own website and updating manually
[06:29:45] <chromas> I need to be able to post about poops and political hogwash without megacorporations tracking it
[06:30:16] <paulej72> too late
[06:31:34] <chromas> It needs to use all the standard protocols, like caldav and stuff
[06:32:13] * chromas searches for diaspora; top alternative search suggestion is jewish diaspora
[06:33:12] <chromas> do we have a pi-day logo?
[06:35:35] <chromas> Maybe a Soylent Pi—a pie with a slice removed; maybe some green sludge inside with a toe sticking out
[06:38:14] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[06:38:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03Joe Biden: 'Neal Smith, My Old Butt Buddy; I Miss You!' - YouTube
[07:01:18] <crutchy> i just submitted a tfa about pi day
[07:01:32] <crutchy> hard to believe there isn't one already
[07:01:37] <crutchy> or did i just miss it?
[07:01:50] <arti> the trick will be the timestamp
[07:01:53] <arti> stahp
[07:02:02] <crutchy> timestahp
[07:02:58] <crutchy> it was a super awesome submission with lots of info and witty remarks... not
[07:03:54] <crutchy> i guess it would be from the mmmmmm...pi dept.
[07:05:18] <Landon> speaking of pi day, anyone want to round up pi day shenanigans?
[07:05:24] <Landon> MIT is sending admissions notices at the appropriate time
[07:05:24] <crutchy> how do i mod up the poll: submission?!
[07:05:25] <ciri> don't ask me!
[07:05:29] <Landon> Sparkfun has $25 raspberry pis
[07:05:38] <JamesNZ> When's pi day?
[07:05:42] <Landon> the 14th
[07:05:52] <crutchy> damn you for mentioning sparkfun!
[07:05:59] <JamesNZ> Oh, today then :P
[07:06:01] <Landon> :P
[07:06:12] <JamesNZ> Happy Pi day everyone!
[07:06:14] <crutchy> http://soylentnews.org!
[07:06:15] <NetCraft> ^ 0304SN Submission by Anonymous Coward: BREAKING: Today is day!
[07:06:18] <Landon> crutchy: *shrug* dunno what I'd do with any of the stuff on sparkfun :P
[07:06:27] <Landon> today is day!
[07:06:29] <Landon> salient
[07:06:51] <JamesNZ> NetCraft: WHERE ARE THINE UNICODEZ?!
[07:07:59] <crutchy> aw cmon NetCraft its not even unicode. its an innocent little π
[07:08:19] <crutchy> <title>BREAKING: Today is π day!: SoylentNews Submission</title>
[07:09:42] <crutchy> hold the phone... NetCraft gave us a fabricated title! revolt!
[07:10:32] <JamesNZ> Kill it with -9!
[07:10:38] <chromas> it doesn't know the π xml entity
[07:10:53] <chromas> so I guess it just deletes it
[07:11:18] <chromas> should make it like systemd. "We don't know, so we assume it's valid"
[07:12:17] <crutchy> does fp have an equivalent html_entity_decode function
[07:12:21] <crutchy> ~php html_entity_decode
[07:12:22] <exec> string html_entity_decode( string $string [, int $flags = ENT_COMPAT | ENT_HTML401 [, string $encoding = "UTF-8"]] )
[07:12:23] <exec> http://php.net
[07:12:27] <chromas> dunno; I made my own
[07:12:47] <crutchy> oh my. the php script needs to use the html_entity_decode function :p
[07:12:50] <chromas> it has a few items; I figured they'd just use the symbols
[07:13:23] <crutchy> ~php html_entity_decode
[07:13:24] <exec> string html_entity_decode( string $string [, int $flags = ENT_COMPAT | ENT_HTML401 [, string $encoding = "UTF-8"]] )
[07:13:24] <exec> http://php.net
[07:13:34] <crutchy> thas betterer
[07:13:35] <chromas> but do I resolve it to capital pi or lower case pi?
[07:13:47] <crutchy> depends on the case
[07:14:00] <crutchy> Π is capital, π is lowercase
[07:14:11] <chromas> ah
[07:14:13] * chromas adds both
[07:14:24] <chromas> whoops
[07:14:34] <chromas> case-insensitive. too bad
[07:14:42] <chromas> =restart
[07:14:44] <NetCraft> k
[07:14:54] <chromas> http://soylentnews.org!
[07:14:54] <NetCraft> ^* 0304SN Submission by Anonymous Coward: BREAKING: Today is day!
[07:15:05] <chromas> =del .titles.cache/http://soylentnews.org/submit.pl?op=viewsub&subid=6413¬e=&title=BREAKING%3A+Today+is+%26pi%3B+day!
[07:15:05] <NetCraft> Couldn't delete cell ".titles.cache/http://soylentnews.org/submit.pl?op=viewsub&subid=6413¬e=&title=BREAKING%3A+Today+is+%26pi%3B+day!"
[07:15:40] <crutchy> needs to urldecode before converting too
[07:15:57] <crutchy> %26 => &
[07:16:05] <arti> http://imgur.com
[07:16:06] <NetCraft> ^ 03To sum up the environmental issues - Imgur
[07:17:37] <chromas> weird; there's no url for it in the cache
[07:19:46] <chromas> http://soylentnews.org!
[07:20:03] <chromas> well it works now
[07:20:10] <chromas> even if I can't prove it
[07:20:49] <crutchy> lol "A Structural Water Resistance failure"
[07:22:59] <crutchy> lmao http://i.imgur.com
[07:23:07] <crutchy> "EAT ENGLISH MUFF"
[07:24:34] <crutchy> all these bots that can restart without disconnecting is giving me socket envy
[07:25:46] <swiss> build a core module that's loaded by the simple socket connection true core
[07:26:59] <arti> chromas can help you with that crutchy
[07:26:59] <chromas> You already had socket envy because you're married
[07:27:07] <arti> see.
[07:27:21] <crutchy> true
[07:27:34] <crutchy> marriage-- # promotes socket envy
[07:27:34] <Bender> karma - marriage: 0
[07:27:45] <swiss> !whoup marriage
[07:27:45] <Bender> uppers of marriage are: geotti: 1
[07:28:14] <crutchy> swiss, that's prolly the way to go
[07:28:15] <JamesNZ> marriage++
[07:28:15] <Bender> karma - marriage: 1
[07:28:16] <JamesNZ> marriage++
[07:28:16] <Bender> karma - marriage: 2
[07:29:36] <crutchy> make a little program (i could pilfer from the ircd i started working on) to listen to the bot script and forward to a connection to the irc server (so has both client and server sockets)
[07:29:47] <crutchy> and it just forwards messages
[07:30:23] <crutchy> hmm actually instead of a server/listening socket i could just use a pipe
[07:30:37] <chromas> and for the socket, ii
[07:30:46] <chromas> or the other, smaller one
[07:31:00] <crutchy> oh yeah that's basically the same thing eh
[07:31:44] <crutchy> not sure if i need it that badly since i don't modify the actual bot script very often
[07:32:09] <crutchy> i can edit alias scripts on the fly without even rehashing
[07:32:53] <crutchy> might be nice to separate the socket though i guess
[07:35:06] <arti> so on the 15th at 09:26:53 is the epic time
[07:37:19] <chromas> 15th?
[07:37:36] <chromas> 03-15
[07:37:37] <chromas> ?
[07:37:52] <arti> er 14th
[07:37:57] <arti> i blame the rum
[07:38:21] <chromas> well it needs a 15 somewhere though
[07:38:32] <chromas> time--
[07:38:32] <Bender> karma - time: -3
[07:44:43] <crutchy> hmm. nah fuck using ii. that means i need 2 programs running to make the bot work
[07:46:25] <swiss> i used ii cause i'm a bad person
[07:46:30] <chromas> try sic
[07:46:30] <swiss> then i built bash on top of it
[07:46:35] <swiss> and called it a bot
[07:46:40] <chromas> just uses stdio
[07:48:08] <swiss> http://github.com
[07:48:09] <NetCraft> ^ 03SwissKid/iibot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[07:53:05] <chromas> When I get a file upload into a php script, it goes into /tmp. But not just any /tmp. It's secretly stashed away in a /tmp/systemd-private-EwCGs3/tmp
[07:54:50] <swiss> nice
[07:54:59] <swiss> the private_temp option or w/e in the unit script
[07:55:13] <chromas> When I output the path variable, it's just /tmp, but if I try to read it with file_get_contents(), then it looks in the real /tmp :/
[07:55:33] * chromas donkeypunches systemd
[07:56:07] <crutchy> /invite iibot
[07:56:18] <crutchy> /summon iibot
[07:56:20] <chromas> yeah, swiss; bring it in!
[07:56:33] <crutchy> /demand iibot :D
[07:56:33] <chromas> the more the merrier
[07:56:36] <swiss> lol, it's not on a working system at the moment
[07:56:37] <chromas> just like your mom said
[07:56:56] <swiss> also, it was to catalog my nas. I'll have to re-write it with new patterns to monitor my nas
[07:57:04] <swiss> and if i start it up, i'll feel the need to improve it
[07:57:13] <crutchy> it can monitor ciri's ass instead
[07:57:15] <swiss> I have enough projects, thank you!
[07:57:40] <swiss> https://www.youtube.com recent project
[07:57:41] <NetCraft> ^ 03Jasper and insteon - YouTube
[08:00:39] <chromas> (Category: Comedy)
[08:02:54] * chromas restarts apache; forgot cert key password
[08:03:17] <crutchy> you mean you picked something other than hunter2
[08:03:45] <swiss> why did you password your apache cert
[08:03:47] <chromas> hey, how did you see that
[08:03:53] <swiss> see what
[08:03:55] <swiss> the stars?
[08:04:05] <ar> chromas: you had a password on your www cert key?
[08:04:07] <chromas> oh, it shows ******* here
[08:04:25] <ar> chromas: h u n t e r 2
[08:04:26] <chromas> yeah
[08:04:29] <crutchy> ar, it would prolly be the private key
[08:04:48] <crutchy> not the public one
[08:06:01] <chromas> also here's something fun. If you add a cert in Android, it puts it in an encrypted keystore and forces you to use a screen lock
[08:06:21] <crutchy> ages ago when i had a https vhost i had a self-signed with a password too
[08:06:22] <chromas> and warns you at least once a boot that someone could be spying on your connection
[08:06:29] <chromas> and google refuses to fix it
[08:07:08] <crutchy> install ubuntu on your phone instead
[08:07:13] <crutchy> it has systemd!
[08:07:14] <chromas> I don't remember the parameters I used to generate the cert but yeah it wanted a password
[08:08:05] <chromas> thought about ubuntu or some of the others. would be nifty if I could just drop in an android kernel so I get the right drivers
[08:08:14] <crutchy> i think i just had a password on the root ca thingy
[08:09:05] <crutchy> the one you put in the chmod 500 directory
[08:09:18] <crutchy> or whatever it is that stops anyone else from reading
[08:10:27] <crutchy> twas years ago
[08:10:48] <chromas> can't find the command in the bash history :/
[08:11:00] <crutchy> lol "I don't even know what changed"
[08:11:01] <chromas> anyhow, I found the pass in keepassx
[08:11:09] <crutchy> almost as good as my commit messages :D
[08:11:13] <ar> it keeps your ass? ;)
[08:11:21] <chromas> Yeah, so I don't need pants
[08:11:31] <crutchy> pants are waaaaaay overrated
[08:11:36] <crutchy> pants--
[08:11:36] <Bender> karma - pants: -2
[08:11:43] <chromas> Pants are the peanuts of clothes
[08:12:01] <crutchy> hmm. i wonder if spalls was the other who's downed pants
[08:12:04] <crutchy> !whodown pants
[08:12:04] <Bender> downers of pants are: crutchy: -4, chromas: -3, SirFinkus: -1, Ethanol-fueled: -1
[08:12:09] <chromas> crutchy: how about using random ciri quotes for the commit messages?
[08:12:11] <crutchy> oh@?
[08:12:16] <crutchy> hahaha
[08:12:35] <crutchy> i'm not good enough at shell scripting to do that
[08:12:35] <chromas> ~last ciri
[08:12:44] <exec> [2015-03-14 07:19:16.108] # <ciri> Is $_get['op'] = "first"; for testing eh?
[08:13:13] <ar> ~eval echo $((355/113.))
[08:13:19] <ar> eh
[08:14:20] <crutchy> chromas++ # for enabling an irc bot to save to a database which is read by a web server which is requested by script which passes data to another script with sends it back to the irc server
[08:14:20] <Bender> karma - chromas: 71
[08:14:34] <chromas> lol
[08:14:35] <ciri> hehehe
[08:14:43] <crutchy> ~eval echo $((355/113.))
[08:14:44] <exec> sh: 1: eval: arithmetic expression: expecting EOF: "355/113."
[08:14:48] <chromas> actually, the db comes from my quassel core
[08:14:51] <crutchy> derp
[08:15:03] <crutchy> ~eval echo $((355/113.));
[08:15:04] <exec> sh: 1: eval: arithmetic expression: expecting EOF: "355/113."
[08:15:09] * chromas put an extra view in place to block access to PMs and stuff
[08:15:15] <crutchy> lol. i have nfi what i'm doing
[08:15:21] <ar> your shell is bad and you should feel bad
[08:15:26] <ar> % echo $((355/113.))
[08:15:26] <ar> 3.1415929203539825
[08:15:55] <chromas> your precision is bad and you should feel bad
[08:16:00] <chromas> also accuracy
[08:16:30] <crutchy> ar, could it be something to do with how my shell is called?
[08:16:32] <crutchy> { eval %%trailing%% ; } 2>&1
[08:16:39] <chromas> .calc 355/113
[08:16:40] <ciri> Expression: 355/113 = 3
[08:16:44] <chromas> .calc 355/113.
[08:16:44] <ciri> Expression: 355/113. = 3.14159292035
[08:16:45] <crutchy> where %%trailing%% is whatever you type in irc
[08:16:45] <ciri> out and about!! crutchy
[08:17:03] <crutchy> (after the ~eval)
[08:17:06] <ar> crutchy: it has something to do with your shell not being zsh
[08:17:12] <crutchy> oh
[08:17:36] <chromas> I was using zsh on my server. Haven't used it much, but it crapped out and I gave up right away
[08:17:38] <crutchy> seems like it isn't even bash
[08:17:41] <crutchy> its just sh
[08:17:51] <crutchy> (i think)
[08:18:03] <ar> zsh never crapped out for me
[08:18:15] <chromas> I think I Was using it in a tmux, so could be its fault
[08:18:16] <crutchy> or is 'sh' some kind of alias in debian
[08:18:25] <ar> sh is dash on debian
[08:18:30] <crutchy> ah
[08:18:34] <ar> http://gondor.apana.org.au
[08:18:34] <NetCraft> ^ 03DASH
[08:18:44] <crutchy> is there a command to reveal that?
[08:18:53] <crutchy> ~eval gimme sh
[08:18:54] <exec> sh: 1: eval: gimme: not found
[08:19:30] <ar> ~eval echo $BASH_VERSION
[08:19:46] <ar> ~eval echo dupa
[08:19:48] <ar> ;<
[08:19:50] <chromas> ls -l $(which bash)
[08:19:55] <chromas> ls -l $(which sh)
[08:19:56] <chromas> whatever
[08:20:31] <crutchy> ~eval echo $BASH_VERSION
[08:20:56] <crutchy> derp
[08:21:15] <chromas> ~eval ls
[08:21:39] <ar> it broke
[08:21:50] <crutchy> ~eval ls -l $(which sh)
[08:21:51] <exec> lrwxrwxrwx 1 root root 4 Mar 1 2012 /bin/sh -> dash
[08:21:59] <crutchy> there we go
[08:22:03] <crutchy> chromas++
[08:22:03] <Bender> karma - chromas: 72
[08:22:41] <crutchy> dunno what happened to the first one
[08:22:49] <chromas> maybe your $BASH_VERSION is empty because it's not bash
[08:23:01] <ar> ~eval ls -l /
[08:23:05] <ar> :<
[08:23:26] <chromas> try echo $DASH_VERSION
[08:23:42] <swiss> ~eval echo $UID
[08:23:51] <crutchy> the first one returned PRIVMSG: NO TEXT TO SEND: nick="crutchy", destination="#Soylent"
[08:23:57] <crutchy> (by the bot)
[08:23:59] <swiss> ~eval echo balls
[08:24:02] <chromas> probably an empty variable
[08:24:06] <swiss> bot isn't talkin to me
[08:24:16] <chromas> when I'm running fish, it's empty for me, but then I have $FISH_VERSION
[08:24:30] <swiss> why doesn't the bot talk back!
[08:24:36] <crutchy> ah
[08:24:43] <chromas> ~eval is too powerful for us plebs
[08:24:57] <chromas> though a shell bot would be cool
[08:25:19] <chromas> in a vm, where we could poke and break it all night long
[08:25:24] <swiss> #bash in freenode has a bash bot
[08:25:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 12 Top Russian Inventions That Changed The World - http://sylnt.us - another-first
[08:25:30] <crutchy> i gave chromas access to my shell once. it took him a whole 30 seconds to cat a password file :D
[08:25:47] <swiss> crutchy: just run it in its own root
[08:25:50] <chromas> fortunately, it doesn't contain passwords
[08:25:57] <chromas> or at least, /etc/passwd doesn't
[08:26:04] <crutchy> that was pretty funny
[08:26:05] <swiss> systemd has a thing so that the program running runs in its own little chroot
[08:26:17] <ar> happy PI moment, at least according to my timezone
[08:26:21] <chromas> oh yeah, containers
[08:26:33] <crutchy> actually that event sort of jogged me into writing the alias system for my bot
[08:26:50] <crutchy> chromas++ # inspirational hacking
[08:26:50] <Bender> karma - chromas: 73
[08:27:08] <crutchy> ~time
[08:27:10] <exec> Saturday, 14 March 2015 @ 7:27 pm GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[08:27:14] <crutchy> think i missed it :(
[08:27:44] <crutchy> no pi for me
[08:27:46] <chromas> ~time-mode 24h
[08:27:56] <ar> you can always do it on 9:26PM
[08:27:57] <crutchy> heh
[08:28:46] <crutchy> ah oh. no new comments on SN in the past hour
[08:30:44] <chromas> php--
[08:30:44] <Bender> karma - php: 2
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[09:26:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Today is π day! - http://sylnt.us - 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286
[09:27:20] <chromas> π day on friday?
[09:27:27] <chromas> oops
[09:27:32] * chromas closes motuh
[09:27:43] <chromas> s/(t)(u)/\2\1/
[09:27:43] <sedctl> <chromas> closes mouth
[09:52:32] <chromas> swiss++ # helping me with my unit
[09:52:32] <Bender> karma - swiss: 9
[10:13:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:13:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1178
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[10:25:02] <janrinok> hello, sleepy #Soylent
[10:25:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, janrinok
[10:25:49] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: shouldn't you be travelling today?
[10:26:10] <janrinok> sorry, forgetting my manners, good morning!
[10:27:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> not quite yet. looking like sometime later in the week or next weekend. doing packing of me bud's stuff and hauling what he don't want to take/store to goodwill today.
[10:27:41] <chromas> Where goodwill == SpallHurgenson's house
[10:27:41] <ciri> not sure chromas
[10:27:55] <janrinok> I must have missed that update to your plans. I was a bit concerned yesterday when you were still doing git-pulls and bug-fixing
[10:28:08] <janrinok> hi chromas
[10:28:09] <ciri> hi janrinok
[10:28:20] <chromas> hi janrinok, TheMightyBuzzard, ciri
[10:28:20] <ciri> speak of the devil chromas
[10:29:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, chromas
[10:29:55] <chromas> after much bitching and whining, I have a little web script to upload images and pass them through tesseract for OCR
[10:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, man, the day i get a solid move date i will dance a freaking jig.
[10:30:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewww, ocr...
[10:30:25] <chromas> dancing a jig, just like your moving date
[10:30:28] <janrinok> lol - thanks God there is no IRC-Vision
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[12:09:38] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:09:38] <NetCraft> ^ 03Thomas Bergersen - Cassandra (Magical Emotional Dramatic Uplifting) - YouTube
[12:09:52] <crutchy> thomas_bergersen++
[12:09:52] <Bender> karma - thomas_bergersen: 2
[12:10:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't wanna be uplifted. i'm busy being grouchy.
[12:10:03] <Bytram> ocr == Occasional Character Recognition
[12:10:14] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:10:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1179
[12:10:20] <Bytram> ~weather boston, ma
[12:10:22] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 34°F, clear, wind SW at 2 mph, humidity 80% - Saturday rain (37°F-44°F), Sunday snow (25°F-41°F), Monday partly cloudy (38°F-47°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (18°F-42°F)
[12:10:29] <Bytram> ~weather Portland, me
[12:10:31] <crutchy> Bytram, the best OCR software i've ever seen is good ol' Acrobat
[12:10:32] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 31°F, overcast, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 69% - Saturday rain (33°F-40°F), Sunday snow (19°F-35°F), Monday partly cloudy (34°F-42°F), Tuesday snow (12°F-37°F)
[12:10:38] <Bytram> ~weather Presque Isle, me
[12:10:39] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently -2°F, clear, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 76% - Saturday snow showers (23°F-33°F), Sunday snow (7°F-27°F), Monday clear (24°F-37°F), Tuesday snow showers (6°F-27°F)
[12:10:57] <Bytram> crutchy: is that the paid version?
[12:11:06] <crutchy> takes shitty old scanned lopsided crinkled engineering tables and turns them into tabulated electronic beauty
[12:11:09] <crutchy> yeah
[12:11:12] <crutchy> unfortunately
[12:11:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:11:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1180
[12:11:53] <crutchy> coffee++ # yeah i'm drinking one at quarter to midnight
[12:11:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1181
[12:12:10] <crutchy> oops
[12:12:14] <crutchy> read the clock wrong
[12:12:16] <crutchy> ~time
[12:12:17] <exec> Saturday, 14 March 2015 @ 11:12 pm GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[12:12:23] <crutchy> quarter past 11
[12:12:41] <Bytram> crespyl: yeah, that's what I gots for ya, too.
[12:12:59] * Bytram found a tool on the web for making analog clocks in HTML with some javascript and CSS
[12:13:36] * Bytram set up a sidebar with 5 clocks - UTC, EDT, PDT, crutchy, and NZ
[12:13:54] * Bytram is not sure which down-under TZ crutchy is in
[12:14:11] <Bytram> urk.
[12:14:20] <Bytram> crutchy: yeah, that's what I gots for ya, too.
[12:15:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i should add a UTC clock to my conky HUD
[12:17:00] <Bytram> I based it on this: http://github.com
[12:17:00] <Bytram> http://randomibis.com
[12:17:01] <NetCraft> ^ 03simonbaird/CoolClock · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[12:17:01] <NetCraft> ^ 03CoolClock - The Javascript Analog Clock
[12:17:25] * Bytram did some tweaking and got both analog and digital to display on each clock face
[12:18:14] * Bytram used a variant with a bolder display for my tz; put UTC clock at top of the side bar and then worked my way down to PDT, VIC, and NZ
[12:20:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet, utc and local time both now.
[12:20:28] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[12:20:28] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 156
[12:22:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i could prolly put a crutchy time in there as well
[12:22:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time crutchy
[12:22:22] <exec> Saturday, 14 March 2015 @ 11:22 pm GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[12:25:40] <chromas> clocks++
[12:25:40] <Bender> karma - clocks: 2
[12:26:04] <chromas> (soft keyboard suggests I might have meant "dildos")
[12:26:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i should an alzheimers cock
[12:26:42] * chromas modified the Vista analog clock to be 24hr
[12:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/an/add an/
[12:26:46] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i should add an alzheimers cock
[12:27:01] <chromas> And then you can wind it back
[12:28:28] <CoolHand|away> you sed fixed add but not "cock" ?
[12:28:31] <CoolHand|away> nice..
[12:28:45] <CoolHand|away> (just here for a minutes so not changing nick... :) )
[12:29:00] * chromas detects a woosh
[12:29:01] <Bytram> CoolHand|away: g'morning!
[12:29:04] <chromas> http://blog.donnywals.com
[12:29:15] <CoolHand|away> Bytram: good morning :)
[12:29:16] <Bytram> well, doh.
[12:29:29] <Bytram> graceful degradation or somesuch
[12:29:32] <chromas> Amusingly, that link won't load in Firefox beta for android
[12:29:54] * Bytram starts with basic html, and then adds other goodies as needed, but still fallback to plain html
[12:34:36] <chromas> Maybe I just can't load the page from anywhere
[12:36:07] <Bytram> chromas: linky?
[12:36:11] <Bytram> maybe I can load it
[12:36:32] <chromas> http://blog.donnywals.com
[12:36:52] <chromas> Just saw it go by in the feed and tried to click
[12:37:08] <chromas> Even the bot won't click it
[12:37:36] <Bytram> interesting... where's the looked-up-link info (from exec?)
[12:37:44] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[12:37:45] <NetCraft> ^ 03SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people
[12:37:50] <Bytram> netcraft, it is.
[12:38:57] <chromas> Yeah, exec saw it on ycombinator
[12:39:05] <Bytram> chromas: I get: "HTTP/1.1 504 Gateway Time-out
[12:39:05] <Bytram> "
[12:39:36] <chromas> Aw
[12:39:46] <chromas> Well thanks for trying :)
[12:39:55] <Bytram> np
[12:40:22] <crutchy> Bytram, i think my tz is called "Australian Eastern Standard Time (AEST)" except when it's called "Australian Eastern Daylight Time (AEDT)" during daylight savings
[12:40:38] <crutchy> (according to google anyways)
[12:40:44] <Bytram> crutchy: nod nod
[12:40:50] <Bytram> hmmm.... http://www.forbes.com
[12:40:50] <NetCraft> ^ 03A. Lange & Söhne Saxonia, Saxonia Automatic and Saxonia Dual Time - In Photos: New Luxury Watches for 2015 - Forbes
[12:41:09] <Bytram> you call those *luxury* watches? Pttht!
[12:41:15] * Bytram goes to retrieve a bookmark
[12:41:35] <Bytram> lookee here: http://www.harrywinston.com
[12:41:37] <NetCraft> ^ 03Harry Winston | Timepieces | Opus Series
[12:41:58] <Bytram> *serious* nerd cred in those designs!
[12:42:24] <Bytram> cf: http://www.harrywinston.com
[12:42:25] <NetCraft> ^ 03Harry Winston | Timepieces | High Complications
[12:44:46] <crutchy> Bytram, if you gots one of those watches you making too much money to be a geek :p
[12:45:10] <crutchy> or nerd
[12:45:23] <crutchy> they look pretty unique though
[12:45:25] <Bytram> I dunno about that... might hve a nice patron who is funding ones activities
[12:45:36] * Bytram wishes he had one of *those*
[12:45:39] <Bytram> nograb
[12:48:19] <crutchy> this one looks pretty sweet: http://www.harrywinston.com
[12:48:27] <NetCraft> ^ 03Opus 12
[12:48:58] <crutchy> 607 parts. feck. imagine fixing the thing
[12:59:51] <cmn32480> God I love coffee
[13:00:08] <cmn32480> best thing to happen to me so far today
[13:00:25] <cmn32480> OH, and good morning!
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[13:11:00] <FatPhil> coffee++
[13:11:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1182
[13:11:06] <Bytram> cmn32480: g'morning!
[13:11:15] <FatPhil> can't drink more than half a cup per day though, it fucks me up :-(
[13:11:49] <Bytram> FatPhil: try using a smaller cup
[13:11:51] <Bytram> ;)
[13:12:14] <Bytram> or, "halfinated" -- half caffienated and decaff
[13:14:01] * mrcoolbp is off to work for the weekend
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[13:14:56] <Bytram|afk> back in a half hour or so
[13:29:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Code is to Close by Jan 2016 - http://sylnt.us - going...going...
[13:30:57] <paulej72> FatPhil, switch to decaff
[13:31:01] <paulej72> decaff++
[13:31:01] <Bender> karma - decaff: 1
[13:34:09] <FatPhil> Decaf pretty much doesn't exist in this part of the world.
[13:34:36] <FatPhil> I remember my mum trying to buy one a few years back, and was even unable to explain the concept to the cafe staff.
[13:52:10] <crutchy> ~first message=coffee++
[13:52:11] <exec> 03Query failed, faggot! ERROR: invalid regular expression: quantifier operand invalid
[13:52:25] <crutchy> ¿¡
[13:52:38] <crutchy> ~first message=coffee
[13:52:41] <exec> 03[2014-02-21 11:54:12] #Soylent <girlpluggedout> Also, 2 people, 4 cans of Guaraná, 1 diet coke and 1 cup of coffee. Seems excessive.
[13:53:03] <crutchy> ~first message=coffee\+\+
[13:53:06] <exec> 03[2014-02-25 02:28:57] #Soylent <mattie_p> coffee++
[13:53:23] <crutchy> chromas++
[13:53:23] <Bender> karma - chromas: 74
[13:53:58] <crutchy> chromas++ # fuckin sweet irc log api
[13:53:58] <Bender> karma - chromas: 75
[13:56:16] <crutchy> ~random nick = xlefay
[13:56:20] <exec> 03[2014-04-09 03:47:23] ## <SirFinkus> bacon++
[13:56:37] <crutchy> umm...
[13:57:28] <crutchy> hmm
[13:57:53] <crutchy> chromas, does the random op not take nick or channel? just returns random from all?
[13:58:14] <ar> coffee--
[13:58:14] <Bender> karma - tea: 431
[13:58:15] <ar> tea++
[13:58:15] <Bender> karma - tea: 432
[13:59:02] <crutchy> ~first nick=ar
[13:59:04] <exec> 03[2014-02-21 07:03:44] #Soylent <ar> thinkpad keyboards are nice. at least /[TWX].20/ and older ones
[13:59:26] <crutchy> ~first nick=ar message=coffee\+\+
[13:59:29] <exec> 03[2014-08-11 07:42:44.795] #Soylent <ar> coffee++--
[13:59:32] <crutchy> lol
[14:01:12] <crutchy> ~first channel=#Soylent
[14:01:14] <exec> 03[2014-02-21 03:07:35] #Soylent <juggs> martyb, /msg Bender !help and then you can interact with it in a separate tab / screen rather than in channel
[14:02:16] <crutchy> ~first nick=crutchy
[14:02:18] <exec> 03[2014-02-21 09:18:57] #Soylent <crutchy> i remember putting win95 on a 386 by figuring out which files were absolutely essential and putting them on floppies... that was fun :-)
[14:02:37] <crutchy> lol. no it wasn't. it was painful!
[14:03:41] <juggs> what happened to the last year! :/
[14:04:46] <crutchy> yeah it disappeared pretty quick. 2015 is flying by too
[14:05:52] <crutchy> juggs, i was too lazy to make a decent log query getterer thingy, so i used the api that chromas developed :D
[14:05:58] <crutchy> ~link chromas
[14:05:59] <exec> └─ irc_log => http://chromas.0x.no
[14:06:44] <crutchy> anyways, 1am here. gunna call it a night
[14:14:52] <janrinok> sleep well crutchy
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[18:19:18] <paulej72> anyone out there
[18:23:01] <SirFinkus> yes
[18:25:04] <paulej72> it’s a rainy day here I have very little sleep. I need to test the 15_03 and try to get it out today or tomorrow
[18:25:49] <SirFinkus> rainy here too, anything I can do to help?
[18:26:10] <SirFinkus> with the site, not the rain, despite appearances, I'm not god
[18:26:58] <paulej72> You want to lgo to dev.soylentnews and post some comments in the first article there for testing reasons
[18:27:17] <SirFinkus> I'll give it a shot
[18:27:18] <paulej72> they can be non sensical as i just need items
[18:33:53] <swiss> its 95 out today
[18:33:55] <swiss> fuck you weather
[18:39:33] <SirFinkus> think I found a bug
[18:40:13] <SirFinkus> if you don't select any moderation options and click the moderate button on the bottom of the page, you get the "moderating" header, but nothing happens
[18:40:40] <SirFinkus> nothing should happen, but the header doesn't seem like it should show up, or it should have an error or something
[18:41:55] <SirFinkus> I guess it's any of the moderate buttons, it's a little wonky
[18:42:16] <SirFinkus> I'd recommend only showing the button if it will actually do something
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[18:42:55] <n1> i'd think thats a pain in the ass to make happen as it stands
[18:43:08] <n1> but changing 'moderating...' to 'no moderation was selected' would be a reasonable solution
[18:43:12] <SirFinkus> fair enough
[18:43:27] <n1> i could be wrong, just assuming
[18:43:50] <n1> i actually noticed it yesterday when i wanted to counter negative moderations but none of the positive ones worked for my opinion of the comment
[18:44:06] <SirFinkus> it can be especially confusing with the individual posts, you'd think that "normal" and clicking moderate next to it would just give them a point with no flavor text
[18:44:12] <SirFinkus> that's what I always thought, but it does nothing
[18:44:27] <n1> yeah, thats what i found
[18:45:14] <SirFinkus> wouldn't underated work in your situation?
[18:45:37] <n1> in theory it would have, but it still didnt feel quite right
[18:45:49] <n1> i actually went with +1 Funny in the end
[18:46:03] <n1> it was a serious comment which i didnt agree with
[18:46:17] <n1> but deserved a higher rating than it had
[18:46:38] <SirFinkus> I would have gone with underated, but it doesn't matter much the scheme of things
[18:47:00] <n1> yeah, but i didn't want to 'agree' with it
[18:47:24] <SirFinkus> I don't see underated as agreeing, just that it should have more points than it does
[18:47:42] <n1> might have made a different decision, but at the time funny felt right, to give it an airing, but also to look at the comment in different light
[18:48:21] <SirFinkus> I demand you have your modding privileges stripped for this transgression
[18:48:35] <n1> noooooo! :'(
[18:49:11] <SirFinkus> any droid slavers around?
[18:49:17] <SirFinkus> like crutchy?
[18:49:37] <SirFinkus> actually, I'll call them jawas from now on
[18:55:51] <chromas> As in an droid?
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[19:03:09] <arti> slavers?
[19:03:19] <arti> jawas = modders?
[19:05:23] <chromas> ~define jawa
[19:05:25] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03jawa: Slang term used to describe a general resident of the Middle East; a sandchucker.
[19:06:27] <chromas> Thought it was sandnigger
[19:06:57] * chromas needs to brush up on slang
[19:07:05] * arti hasn't heard that term used that way
[19:10:42] <SirFinkus> ok, I'm bored shitposting on dev for now
[19:11:48] <SirFinkus> bah, scrolled up
[19:11:56] <SirFinkus> as in bot masters
[19:12:05] <SirFinkus> in irc
[19:12:08] <SirFinkus> I coined the term
[19:12:10] <SirFinkus> just ow
[19:12:11] <SirFinkus> now
[19:14:59] <chromas> ah
[19:15:15] * chromas figured you were'ving a problem with android
[19:15:29] * SirFinkus uses ios
[19:15:42] <SirFinkus> I have 99 problems, but android isn't one of them
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[19:31:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey fellas, I have a stupid question - I'm trying to cut back on copper and set up a wireless network. Will any PCIe or USB wireless adapter play nice with Ubuntu?
[19:32:09] <SirFinkus> stuff with atheros chipsets are the best supported under linux iirc
[19:32:35] <Ethanol-fueled> noted.
[19:32:36] <chromas> Are you trying to sell the copper in your cables for booze money?
[19:32:39] <SirFinkus> been a year or two since I looked into it though
[19:33:02] <Ethanol-fueled> no chromas, I just have a network cable snaked under the rug across my pad and it looks like shit.
[19:33:09] <SirFinkus> copper is awesome though
[19:33:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Now that I have monies I want to try to live less like a college student.
[19:33:24] <SirFinkus> wireless is pretty shitty, especially with consumer level routers
[19:33:37] <chromas> Get a longer cable and route it around the floorboard
[19:33:47] <paulej72> ^^
[19:33:50] <Ethanol-fueled> I know, but I don't need a fat pipe. My cable internet service is the lowest speed-tier anyway
[19:34:18] <SirFinkus> the cheaper WAPs drop connection all the time if you actually saturate the pipe for more than 5 mintues
[19:34:23] <paulej72> microwaves and cordless phones don’t fuck up cabled internet
[19:34:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Plus, I want to get a new lappy and that will need wireless.
[19:34:31] <arti> that sounds really close to JAPs, that's a paddlin'
[19:34:42] <chromas> Bender: grab arti
[19:34:42] <Bender> Added quote 412
[19:35:06] <chromas> Are you gonna loonix up your lap?
[19:35:09] <arti> SirFinkus: http://www.eggheads.org
[19:35:09] <NetCraft> ^ 03Eggdrop Documentation: Users and Flags
[19:35:17] <Ethanol-fueled> hell yeah chromas. Dual-boot, actually.
[19:35:20] <arti> scope out m and t :D
[19:35:34] <arti> those are jawa settings
[19:35:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Need winblows for school stuff.
[19:35:39] <SirFinkus> ha
[19:35:49] <arti> yeah, stupid windows software library being so big.
[19:35:51] <Ethanol-fueled> too lazy to fuck with VMs and whatnot.
[19:36:06] * arti runs lots of VMs
[19:37:09] <n1> cant escape windows in my job, it's the only way.
[19:37:40] * arti has requirements for daily duties
[19:37:51] <arti> could go mac but ... yeah
[19:38:04] <arti> "oh 2nd mortage for 2x the ram... hmm"
[19:38:26] <n1> 4rd mortgage, as you'd need to take out the 2nd to buy the mac
[19:38:27] <chromas> But you get to imagine it's shinier inside
[19:38:32] <n1> 3rd*
[19:38:51] <SirFinkus> the laptops aren't super overpriced, they get you on the accessories and upgrades there
[19:39:18] <SirFinkus> $200 for 8 gb of ram
[19:39:28] <n1> and macs are absolutely perfect, if it doesn't do what you want, it's your fault for not buying the latest model or the better one when you bought your current machine
[19:39:42] <n1> thats the attitude i get from the mac owners i know
[19:39:50] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[19:40:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Allright, gonna go jog. Be back later.
[19:40:10] <Ethanol-fueled> ...WITH A VENGEANCE.
[19:40:25] <n1> any time a bit of software doesn't work on a mac for no reason, it's the softwares fault... if some software doesnt work on windows, "well thats why i use a mac!"
[19:40:43] <arti> if it doesn't work on linux, you're doing it wrong
[19:40:49] <n1> everything just works, and if it doesn't, you didnt spend enough money
[19:40:52] <SirFinkus> I have a mbp, it certainly isn't perfect, but it's the best laptop I've used
[19:41:10] <arti> my complaint is mainly the price.
[19:41:13] <n1> i like some of the apple hardware
[19:41:21] <n1> but the price is a big issue
[19:41:29] <arti> i don't really get the obsession with thin though
[19:41:30] <n1> and i have no reason to use os x
[19:41:49] <arti> i dig apple phones though, straight up appliance.
[19:41:50] <SirFinkus> I got mine because it had the hi-res screen
[19:41:55] <chromas> arti: if your hardware doesn't cut you, it's not thin or cool enough
[19:41:56] <arti> retina is pretty spiffy
[19:42:14] <SirFinkus> nobody else did that at the time, and osx still has the best support for high dpi screens
[19:42:50] <arti> apple does a lot of stuff well, i just really wish they'd have super high end systems available instead of ford focus guts.
[19:42:53] <n1> i get it for that, if you're doing graphic/video editing stuff
[19:43:07] <SirFinkus> for me, it's text
[19:43:26] <SirFinkus> 200 vs 100dpi is a revelation if you do a lot of reading
[19:44:00] <n1> yeah, i do understand
[19:44:03] <SirFinkus> stuff like font smoothing doesn't really matter anymore
[19:44:15] <n1> i usually still cant justify the cost though with these things
[19:44:31] <n1> i go for 'good enough' if it's half the price of 'just right'
[19:44:38] <n1> or 'better than good enough'
[19:44:44] <SirFinkus> it was that and the trackpad, font rendering is a big thing for me
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[19:44:50] <n1> obviously that is subjective though
[19:45:04] <janrinok> hi again nick
[19:45:05] <ciri> hi janrinok
[19:45:09] <n1> hi janrinok
[19:45:09] <ciri> howdy n1
[19:46:24] <janrinok> hi SirFinkus
[19:46:32] <SirFinkus> he janrinok
[19:46:36] <SirFinkus> hi
[19:46:38] <ciri> hi there SirFinkus
[19:46:39] <SirFinkus> rather
[19:46:52] <janrinok> it's OK, my fingers do that too
[19:46:53] <SirFinkus> go fuck yourself ciri
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[19:47:25] <janrinok> hi tecnomo
[19:47:25] <ciri> tach janrinok
[19:47:32] <tecnomo> Hello all
[19:48:08] <tecnomo> Wow this place is quiet
[19:48:18] <SirFinkus> you joined 30 seconds ago
[19:48:31] <SirFinkus> or a minute ago
[19:48:47] <janrinok> I was just thinking that, then looking back in the logs there are arti, ethanol and chromas in the last 10 minutes or so
[19:49:25] <SirFinkus> don't forget ciri
[19:49:47] <SirFinkus> contributing as usually
[19:49:48] <janrinok> I have him 'ignored' - it just annoys me
[19:50:33] <janrinok> tecnomo: so how is your Saturday going?
[19:50:36] <SirFinkus> you apply gender to ciri?
[19:50:40] <SirFinkus> interesting
[19:50:46] * SirFinkus makes a note in his notebook
[19:50:50] <janrinok> lol
[19:50:50] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[19:51:19] <SirFinkus> <ciri> lol that's funny!
[19:51:25] <janrinok> good point - and I always assume that trolls in the comments are male, and I don't know why i do that
[19:51:30] <SirFinkus> just so you can experience ciri
[19:51:39] <chromas> ciri++
[19:51:39] <Bender> karma - ciri: -30
[19:51:41] <janrinok> thx SirFinkus
[19:51:49] <SirFinkus> probably a valid assumption though, tbh
[19:52:02] <janrinok> ciri with karma - life is a bitch
[19:52:16] <janrinok> minus karma, but karma all the same
[19:52:19] <SirFinkus> I assume every human on the internet is male, but especially trolls
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[19:52:58] <janrinok> I only know a couple of females on our site, but the odds suggest that there should be more
[19:53:01] <SirFinkus> good job janrinok, you scared him off
[19:53:17] <janrinok> yep, it's a knack I picked up from nick
[19:53:34] <SirFinkus> see, I make the assumption again
[19:53:54] <janrinok> I think that you are safe on that one!
[19:54:04] <SirFinkus> he/she can go fuck him/her self anyway though
[19:54:08] <SirFinkus> is that better?
[19:54:15] <janrinok> probably ;)
[19:55:01] <SirFinkus> honestly, we have like, 5k users, can he/she really expect the irc channel to be bustling at all times?
[19:55:29] <chromas> yes
[19:55:33] <janrinok> no, especially on a Saturday evening - as it is here.
[19:56:06] <SirFinkus> well, it's only 1pm here on the Best Coast
[19:56:30] <janrinok> what day is the most popular for sports - Sat or Sun?
[19:57:04] <SirFinkus> in the US, probably Sunday because of football, but I don't know since I don't follow sports
[19:57:10] <SirFinkus> not football season anyway
[19:57:32] <janrinok> In Europe, Sat afternoon is football in many places
[19:57:59] <janrinok> or soccer, as opposed to your version of 'football'
[19:58:03] <SirFinkus> basketball and baseball have so many games that day of the week doesn't matter as much
[19:58:59] <chromas> it's nascar season. grab yer beer
[19:59:29] <janrinok> you a nascar fan chromas ?
[19:59:29] <SirFinkus> only reason I know about basketball and baseball is because my dad follows them
[19:59:39] <janrinok> ah, OK
[19:59:44] <arti> we've got a pretty good crowd
[19:59:44] <SirFinkus> doesn't follow nascar at all
[19:59:45] <chromas> no, but I live with one right now :/
[19:59:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Basketball is hella fun to play.
[19:59:57] <chromas> also does the football and shit
[19:59:58] <SirFinkus> nascar is pretty popular in the US though
[20:00:05] <janrinok> hi Ethanol-fueled , arti
[20:00:06] <arti> excellent work on getting the site up and improving the death star
[20:00:12] <Ethanol-fueled> sup jan rinok
[20:00:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Soylent News rocks.
[20:00:25] <janrinok> better than I have been for a few weeks thanks
[20:00:29] <arti> our resident perl people are like wookies, toiling
[20:00:29] <SirFinkus> rally racing looks more interesting though, nobody seems to care about that though in the US
[20:00:35] <SirFinkus> I might actually watch that
[20:00:39] <SirFinkus> or rallycross
[20:00:44] <janrinok> agreed
[20:01:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Off-road races (trucks) are popular here as well.
[20:01:11] <janrinok> audioguy and paulej72 have been working hard for quite a few hours now
[20:01:15] <SirFinkus> nascar popular?
[20:01:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I know some guys that actualyl do it. It's actually pretty ridiculous to see how much shit they break every race.
[20:02:22] <arti> just set the material strength to infinite.
[20:02:23] <janrinok> are these breakers, or do you need big money to take part?
[20:02:34] <SirFinkus> rally* racing seems to be more skill based, while nascar seems to be more about strategy and endurance
[20:03:15] <SirFinkus> I know very little though, that's just my impression
[20:03:19] <chromas> they should replace nascar with drunk racing
[20:03:38] <janrinok> well I agree with the rally bit, I don't know enough about nascar
[20:04:15] <chromas> "You just drive real fast and sometimes turn to the left"
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[20:04:36] <janrinok> Nascar is not covered here much in Europe, although many other US sports are from time to time
[20:06:38] <n1> how do you know it's a popular american sport? when there's ample time for commercials and product placements
[20:06:39] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[20:07:22] <chromas> and talking
[20:07:38] <chromas> the narrators gotta keep their mouths running nonstop
[20:07:58] <SirFinkus> I think as far as physical spectators go, its the most popular sport
[20:08:09] <janrinok> most often, the US football matches shown over in Europe have all the rubbish taken out and they are games of a reasonable duration
[20:08:10] <SirFinkus> in the us
[20:08:25] <chromas> 5 minutes?
[20:08:34] <janrinok> lol - not quite that long
[20:08:35] <ciri> hahaha
[20:09:26] <janrinok> I'd rather watch a match of rugby than US football though. at least the action keeps going.
[20:09:33] <chromas> I know anytime I've scrolled by football on tv, they're always doing a replay or showing guys standing around
[20:09:37] <arti> indeed, rugby is pretty awesome
[20:09:55] * arti also likes hockey
[20:10:01] <SirFinkus> I've heard indoor football is decent
[20:10:15] <n1> i have tried to watch US football several times, college football was better but i really never got into it.
[20:10:15] <SirFinkus> no out of bounds or anything, just constant play
[20:10:19] <janrinok> do you mean 5-a-side football?
[20:10:30] <n1> 2009 i caught the 'last 5 minutes' of the superbowl, it went on for an hour it seemed
[20:10:48] * SirFinkus has never watched a football game
[20:10:53] <SirFinkus> just bits and pieces
[20:11:14] <janrinok> SirFinkus: I don't think that you have missed anything significant
[20:11:31] <janrinok> just my personal opinion
[20:11:41] <SirFinkus> I don't think so either, socially it's a little annoying though
[20:11:53] <SirFinkus> especially since our local team won last year
[20:12:10] <SirFinkus> which was a huge deal
[20:12:14] <janrinok> 'scuse my ignorance, but which team is local to you?
[20:12:21] <chromas> the winners
[20:12:24] <SirFinkus> seahawks
[20:12:26] <janrinok> lol
[20:12:28] <SirFinkus> seattle
[20:12:44] <janrinok> ah, yes, I remember reading the comments on here about the final play
[20:13:12] <SirFinkus> oh wait, we didn't get in last year, but the year before
[20:13:13] <SirFinkus> I think
[20:13:18] * SirFinkus doesn't even know
[20:13:26] <janrinok> but probably enough said about that...
[20:14:01] <SirFinkus> we should bring back gladiatorial combat
[20:14:22] <janrinok> I've become allergic to pain as I get older
[20:14:22] <SirFinkus> football just seems to be an excuse to get monsters to run at each other as fast as they can
[20:14:28] <chromas> with senators
[20:14:33] <SirFinkus> get rid of the whole "ball" abstraction
[20:14:39] <janrinok> rofl
[20:15:16] <janrinok> my SO has just demanded to know why I am laughing so much.
[20:15:49] <chromas> to which you replied, "just talkin' 'bout guys slammin' balls"
[20:15:50] <SirFinkus> tell him/her you're laughing at the concept of sweaty men grappling each other
[20:16:04] <SirFinkus> either way, it should alarm him/her
[20:16:11] <janrinok> you're not helping....
[20:16:30] <janrinok> my wife is def female - I've checked
[20:16:53] <SirFinkus> but honestly, if some tv channel aired live gladiatorial combat, who wouldn't watch?
[20:17:12] <chromas> and that's the day they'd push sopa through
[20:17:14] <SirFinkus> I guarantee it'd be the most watched thing ever
[20:17:27] <janrinok> chromas: good point again
[20:17:36] <SirFinkus> the bitching would be unprecedented too, but people would watch
[20:18:04] <chromas> start a petition on whitehouse.gov
[20:18:13] <Ethanol-fueled> I think we should have gladiator fights.
[20:18:25] <Ethanol-fueled> For condemned criminals and shit.
[20:18:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck phoney civility, it's a savage world.
[20:18:38] <chromas> "Do you like movies about gladiators, son?"
[20:19:10] * chromas misquoted; dammit
[20:19:14] <janrinok> yeah, what was that film called, Ethanol-fueled?
[20:19:28] <SirFinkus> Ethanol-fueled I think it should just be voluntary participants
[20:19:32] <SirFinkus> nobody is forced to do it
[20:19:50] <SirFinkus> but criminals are eligible to participate
[20:19:54] <SirFinkus> literally everybody
[20:20:06] <SirFinkus> then you have emotional drama
[20:20:26] <SirFinkus> the murderer fighting the family of the murdered
[20:22:25] <Ethanol-fueled> they could put mines in the field
[20:22:29] <Ethanol-fueled> and pipes that shoot flames and shit
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[20:23:05] <SirFinkus> I think that would detract for the "sport" aspect of it though
[20:23:27] <SirFinkus> it wouldn't be popular if the best fighter could just step on a mine and get hamburgered
[20:23:57] * janrinok considers the 'sport' of 'hamburgering'.
[20:24:02] <SirFinkus> environmental hazards are fine, but only if the participants have knowledge of them
[20:24:16] <SirFinkus> so more like spike pits
[20:24:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Spike pits are cool
[20:24:42] <Ethanol-fueled> or shark pits
[20:24:56] <SirFinkus> yes
[20:24:57] <chromas> and lawyers
[20:25:00] <chromas> in pits
[20:25:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Jewish lawyers?
[20:25:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Whoa, man. Literally sued to DEATH
[20:25:28] <janrinok> with lasers?
[20:25:29] <SirFinkus> point is, all participants should have knowledge of all the hazards, it isn't sporting otherwise
[20:26:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Good point.
[20:27:36] <Ethanol-fueled> I guess I should have just asked somebody here, but - http://soylentnews.org
[20:29:08] <SirFinkus> oh, that was a good fight
[20:29:35] <SirFinkus> Jeremiah seemed pretty salty
[20:30:22] <chromas> kind of weird that it doesn't show anything about the comment
[20:32:39] <Ethanol-fueled> what do you mean? Should I add or change something in the entry?
[20:32:58] <chromas> it doesn't say who its by or anything
[20:33:36] <Ethanol-fueled> I had 4 comments in that discussion, two are now at 0 and two others are at 3 and 4
[20:34:02] <janrinok> it looks like a cut and paste job - possibly by accident?
[20:34:33] <SirFinkus> I got 4 comments on the discussion, some are downvoted, but all are visible if I expand them
[20:34:52] * chromas sees all the ef comments
[20:35:02] <janrinok> if you don't fill the fields in, it doesn't appear to put default values in any more
[20:35:47] <chromas> yeah it's a journal entry. if it's accessed the normal way, it looks right
[20:35:52] <chromas> http://soylentnews.org
[20:35:53] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN journal Disappearing Comments? 04(1 comments)
[20:36:22] <SirFinkus> I think you just got downvoted Ethanol-fueled, can't patch human nature
[20:36:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, nevermind. I'm just a fucking idiot.
[20:36:39] <Ethanol-fueled> no finkus, the issue is that I'm ignorant of how Slashcode works.
[20:36:56] <Ethanol-fueled> I just changed the settings and it works. I will delete the journal shortly.
[20:37:25] <SirFinkus> I think that's you and everyone else, including the devs sometimes lol
[20:37:31] * chromas archives so we can forever wave ef's misteak in his face
[20:38:05] <Ethanol-fueled> No, I didn't erase the journal because i looked stupid, I erased it because I didn't want to start any controversy about accusing soylent news of paranoid shit.
[20:38:29] <Ethanol-fueled> As a matter of policy I attack commenters, but not soylent news.
[20:39:13] * SirFinkus is listening to The Heavy — Girl, from the album Great Vengeance and Furious Fire
[20:41:02] <SirFinkus> good shit
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[21:07:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Zophar. Has manboobs.
[21:08:56] <chromas> when the walls fell?
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[21:11:47] <SirFinkus> is that a star trek reference?
[21:12:03] <Ethanol-fueled> It's an old internet joke, I guess.
[21:12:17] <Ethanol-fueled> It was a song. Don't even remember who did it.
[21:12:52] <SirFinkus> Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
[21:16:15] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:16:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1183
[21:16:57] <Ethanol-fueled> coffe just powered me through a 2-mile run in the hot sun.
[21:17:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Probably not the best idea, but fuggit.
[21:17:53] <SirFinkus> well, you're still alive, so it can't have been that bad
[21:20:05] * Ethanol-fueled is reading the infamous troll AC in the "calling all editors..." discussion
[21:20:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahah. I'm glad you all can look up IPs and shit, people were slandering my good name accusing that troll of being me.
[21:22:05] <crutchy> ~random nick=Ethanol-fueled
[21:22:08] <exec> 03[2014-11-28 04:42:53.255] #Soylent <Ethanol-fueled> http://upload.wikimedia.org
[21:22:51] <Ethanol-fueled> The funny thing is that I recently found out I'm not part navajo...I'm part californio instead.
[21:23:15] <chromas> holy shit! that makes you suddenly 10% more racist
[21:23:29] <chromas> I mean, you were before, but we didn't know it
[21:23:53] <chromas> :( "clnt_create: RPC: Program not registered"
[21:23:53] <Ethanol-fueled> http://en.wikipedia.org
[21:23:54] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Californio
[21:25:18] <SirFinkus> I'm like 1/8 Cherokee or something
[21:26:38] <paulej72> I believe I am too
[21:26:55] <paulej72> or is it 1/16
[21:27:58] <crutchy> "Pretends he's jewish, wishes he was jewish, even tells his family they're jewish, but he's about jewish as he is a fuckin monkey"
[21:28:35] <chromas> a black jew?
[21:28:58] * chromas divides by zero
[21:29:03] <paulej72> no arabic jew
[21:29:04] <Ethanol-fueled> There are black jews.
[21:29:07] <crutchy> quote by a turkish :p
[21:29:22] <SirFinkus> well, my grandma was brown
[21:29:47] <paulej72> was that after Ethanol-fueled got done with her SirFinkus
[21:29:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahaah
[21:30:00] <Ethanol-fueled> You nasty, Pauley
[21:30:07] <SirFinkus> not unless he's a necrophile
[21:30:11] <crutchy> granny shitstain?
[21:30:50] <Ethanol-fueled> brb, gonna take a shower.
[21:31:17] <crutchy> "Mom, if you were in a German scheisse video, you... you'd tell me, right?"
[21:32:12] <paulej72> Ethanol-fueled is washing SirFinkus’ grandmother off himself
[21:33:14] <SirFinkus> given she was cremated, I don't understand the attraction
[21:33:28] <paulej72> LOL
[21:33:52] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled also cremated
[21:34:04] <crutchy> chromas, s/re/rea/
[21:34:04] <sedctl> <crutchy> <chromas> Ethanol-fueled also creamated
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[21:37:02] <Ethanol-fueled> glad to help out with weekend dubmissions\
[21:37:05] <Ethanol-fueled> submissions
[21:38:34] <Ethanol-fueled> sumbitchions
[21:39:48] <n1> with your indian alter ego
[21:40:04] <arti> lol
[21:40:06] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[21:40:13] <arti> n1++
[21:40:13] <Bender> karma - n1: 14
[21:40:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I think my cover gets blown once they're in the queue under "Ethanol-fueled"
[21:40:31] <n1> i was trying to work into into the 'x writes:'
[21:41:05] <n1> but it got too convoluted so just left it as it arrived
[21:42:30] <Ethanol-fueled> ~random nick=crutchy
[21:42:32] <exec> 03[2014-09-19 07:26:15.684] #Soylent <crutchy> ~queue
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[21:44:10] <chromas> ~first nick=Ethanol-fueled
[21:44:12] <exec> 03[2014-02-24 02:52:47] #Soylent <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah. What's up?
[21:46:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I like to think of Pauley and mrcoolbp as Pauley and Smiley from the movie Darkman
[21:47:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy crap! I just found the coolest site!
[21:47:54] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.moviedeaths.com
[21:47:55] <NetCraft> ^ 03Movie Deaths Database, the best and worst Hollywood Homicides *:-) - Movie Deaths Database
[21:50:44] * chromas is using nfs for the first time
[21:50:56] * chromas puts on his big goy pants
[21:51:01] <chromas> s/g/b/
[21:51:01] <sedctl> <chromas> puts on his bib goy pants
[21:51:10] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAH
[21:51:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Good goy.
[21:51:18] * Ethanol-fueled rubs hands
[21:51:21] * chromas is NOT jewish. no!!!
[21:58:50] * Ethanol-fueled is working on a new journal entry, "Self-Troll"
[22:20:23] <Ethanol-fueled> https://soylentnews.org
[22:20:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah
[22:20:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Writing that was actually pretty therapeutic.
[22:32:25] <chromas> "both of which resulting from chronic masturbation"
[22:33:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I broke up with my girlfriend recently and going shopping today I realized that there are a lot of stupid petty things about myself I try to hide. So I needed a reality-check.
[22:33:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Hilarious.
[22:34:36] <chromas> Yeah, and since it's on the internet, we assume it's all true
[22:34:49] <Ethanol-fueled> The only better one of mine is the meeting Soylent News one.
[22:35:11] <chromas> I liked that one
[22:35:27] * chromas wonders if Ethanol-fueled knows about his own brown menace hiding within
[22:35:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I should have mentioned that, because I am a fraction Hispanic.
[22:35:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Nah, gonna leave it as-is for now. Feeling lazy.
[22:36:08] <chromas> that's the Hispanic peeking through
[22:38:54] <Ethanol-fueled> brb, gonna get a beer.
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[23:17:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Drinking mode - ACTIVATE.
[23:19:27] <n1> booze doesn't sound like a bad idea
[23:19:48] <paulej72> iv got the booxe as well
[23:19:52] <Ethanol-fueled> It's 4pm here, and the sun is out. And I'm not trying to spend money or do anything. So, the booze.
[23:19:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Gallo wine here.
[23:20:03] <Ethanol-fueled> can drink the stuff like water.
[23:20:14] <paulej72> fuck it 7 here and its dark oclock
[23:21:21] <paulej72> relax resling
[23:31:23] <Ethanol-fueled> How are those brutal east-coast temperatures treating you, Pauley?
[23:31:24] <ciri> how how brown cow
[23:31:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck off, ciri
[23:37:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cop Spotted Watching Porn in Patrol Car is Fired - http://sylnt.us - avoiding-the-obvious-puns
[23:38:32] <chromas> I can easily imagine a cop parking off in a dark lot somewhere at night, shaded from street lamps, whipping out a mobile phone, and spankin' it
[23:38:38] <chromas> it's not like they have a lot to do
[23:38:53] <SirFinkus> http://arstechnica.com the much more interesting story
[23:38:53] <NetCraft> ^ 03One coach’s nightmare—sending his wank video to female players | Ars Technica
[23:39:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Chromas, the funny part was, the officer actually did a lot of the porn watching in front of an elementary school
[23:39:04] <chromas> However, I do have a hard time believing a cop got fired for anything
[23:39:04] <SirFinkus> "accidental"
[23:39:09] <Ethanol-fueled> and on Fapp circle as well.
[23:39:22] <chromas> I remember that one, SirFinkus
[23:39:40] <chromas> in fact, it's one of the tabs that keeps coming back after pale moon crashes
[23:40:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Jesus, that sucks.
[23:41:05] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm glad I have an app of hidden contacts on my phone.
[23:41:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Perhaps I should move all my coworkers to it as well.
[23:42:27] <chromas> What's your phone? Android has multiple user profile support now. I'm not sure if that means separate contact lists and stuff
[23:42:57] <Ethanol-fueled> I prefer to use the app.
[23:43:01] <SirFinkus> it seems like adding high school girls to your snapchat is just asking for trouble
[23:43:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus...anybody under the age of consent, for that matter.
[23:43:22] <SirFinkus> my dad is a teacher and he doesn't fuck with any of that
[23:43:31] <Ethanol-fueled> same here, finkus.
[23:43:32] <SirFinkus> even for stuff like facebook
[23:43:37] <chromas> Makes sense; there's no other use for snapchat other than pics you want deleted right away
[23:43:47] <Ethanol-fueled> although my dad doesn't do it because he's technologically illiterate.
[23:44:11] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas...anybody with half a brain knew that snapchat was bullshit. Uh...screenshots? Hel-LO?
[23:44:14] <SirFinkus> still, he was charged with "Risk of Injury to Child", which seems pretty bullshit
[23:44:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, I think he should not have been punished, because he did not have criminal intent.
[23:44:36] <chromas> Right, but I mean, it's not a tool for general "Hi, how ya doin'?" type messaging
[23:44:45] <Ethanol-fueled> and no child was actually harmed other than seeing a guy jacking off, which they've seen already.
[23:44:45] <chromas> it's for porn
[23:44:46] <SirFinkus> I'm sure most/all of those girls have seen several cocks
[23:45:00] <SirFinkus> and probably had several inside them
[23:45:26] <SirFinkus> but I almost want to see him punished for being retarded
[23:45:38] <chromas> age of consent for sex is usually lower than age of consent for nude media
[23:45:57] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, that makes no fucking sense though.
[23:46:09] <SirFinkus> doesn't mean it's logical
[23:46:23] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: so you can bang a high schooler but you can't take pics
[23:46:38] <chromas> you filthy pervert, you
[23:46:57] <Ethanol-fueled> That also means that any high schooler who takes nude pics of themselves or their peers is guilty of manufacturing child porn.
[23:47:09] <Ethanol-fueled> that's a batshit-insane head-scratcher.
[23:47:10] <chromas> that's been in the news
[23:48:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Makes me wanna go to Mars.
[23:49:05] <chromas> reading a soylent comment
[23:49:10] <chromas> "retroactive rapists"
[23:49:35] <chromas> ~define retrorape
[23:49:47] <exec> retrorape: unable to find definition
[23:53:15] <SirFinkus> so I guess no more top gear this year
[23:54:04] <chromas> Did someone get hurt?
[23:54:28] <SirFinkus> Clarkson punched a producer
[23:54:58] <chromas> ah, the ol' charlie sheen
[23:57:50] <Ethanol-fueled> charlie sheen rocks.
[23:57:57] <Ethanol-fueled> he was awesome in Beyond the Law.
[23:58:11] <SirFinkus> all of the top gear controversies are stupid as fuck
[23:58:22] <Ethanol-fueled> he's almost as awesome as Mel Gibson.
[23:58:38] <SirFinkus> his comments are usually pretty tame
[23:58:49] <n1> most of it is manufactured
[23:59:08] <n1> none of the top gear controversies have been real, theyve been engineered for the most part
[23:59:21] <n1> and it's nice stories for the tabloid press in the UK
[23:59:34] <SirFinkus> that last one he mumbled something that kind of sounded like "nigger" and got crucified for it
[23:59:55] <n1> and as ive mentioned before, i'm almost certain this is jeremy clarkson wanting to get out of the 3 year contract he signed
[23:59:55] <juggs> I thought the last time around he was put on a final warning. Interesting to see if the beeb actually pull the trigger on him. Can't see it happening