#Soylent | Logs for 2015-06-06

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[00:00:11] <SirFinkus> so an hour of fucking and I finally got it to work semi-reliabely
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[00:12:29] * Ethanol-fueled farts
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[00:13:21] <Ethanol-fueled> farting around women is tricky business. You can't often hide it even if you duck out of sight...unless you go out of sight and spread your buttcheeks open first.
[00:13:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Then it just goes *FFFFFF* and you won't wake her up with a bed-rumbling Dutch-oven.
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[00:15:00] <Ethanol-fueled> crutch dawg, wussup
[00:15:18] <crutchy> lazy saturday
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[00:16:19] <gewgs_gay_lover> noice.
[00:16:31] <gewgs_gay_lover> free time, even to do nothing at all, is very underrated.
[00:16:47] <crutchy> been playing civ2
[00:18:49] <crutchy> down to 3 civs covering the whole world map, russians and zulus have been at war for years, and me (aztecs) with the 'accursed united nations wrapped around my little finger' building up massive forces right between them, and using spies to subvert (goldx2) russian cities :D
[00:19:42] <crutchy> probably the only time i would ever say that fundamentalism is awesome :p
[00:22:52] <gewgs_gay_lover> crutchy, can you be the Jews in that game?
[00:23:22] <gewgs_gay_lover> Being the Jews in civ must be like being Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat. Guaranteed win.
[00:25:08] <SirFinkus> aren't they hard countered if you research showers and ovens?
[00:29:56] <chromas> you're a gas
[00:30:14] <gewgs_gay_lover> hehehehe
[00:34:17] <chromas> http://samy.pl
[00:34:17] <NetCraft> ^ 03OpenSesame - hacking garages in seconds
[00:34:29] <artificial> only certain kinds
[00:34:41] * artificial was reading about that
[00:34:51] <gewgs_gay_lover> Yeah, saw something about that as well.
[00:34:56] <chromas> why do fixed-pin devices still exist?
[00:35:10] <artificial> do people want cheap? :D
[00:35:21] <chromas> I think the shower and oven tech solves that problem as well
[00:36:06] <gewgs_gay_lover> artificial, the people in my hood have a much more elegant solution for their garages -- being hand-operated and manually locked.
[00:36:08] * artificial slogs through an ant build file
[00:36:28] <artificial> convenience has a price
[00:37:25] <gewgs_gay_lover> artificial, yeah, people are hitting the nice neighborhoods around here now
[00:38:34] <gewgs_gay_lover> even in middle-class/upper-middle-class you have bored latchkey kids who get into painkiller or coke addiction and going robbin' in their fucking SUVs.
[00:39:40] <chromas> would be better if they were fuckin' /in/ the SUVs
[00:39:47] <artificial> need the robocop-esque security devices
[00:39:56] <gewgs_gay_lover> artificial, hell yeah.
[00:41:00] <gewgs_gay_lover> Turrets and shit
[00:41:09] <gewgs_gay_lover> house-wandering killbots.
[00:41:29] <artificial> guess it would be a spin on tower defence
[00:42:08] <gewgs_gay_lover> http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net
[00:42:14] <gewgs_gay_lover> Internal camera guns
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[01:18:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Whiff from Hell - http://sylnt.us - just-when-you-thought-that-things-couldn't-get-worse
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[02:40:50] <takyon> anything happening
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[02:41:05] <takyon> anythinng happening
[02:48:48] <JamesNZ> Only the end of civilization!
[02:48:54] * JamesNZ waves arms dramatically
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[03:06:08] * juggs looks on placidly. End of civilization you say? Pfft, what was civil about it?
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[03:07:26] <manboobs> hee hee!
[03:07:39] <JamesNZ> Tea and biscuits, you uncivilized barbarian!
[03:08:57] * manboobs scratches balls
[03:08:59] <juggs> Eth - you're a nut
[03:09:14] <juggs> JamesNZ, time for Pimms?
[03:09:42] <JamesNZ> juggs: Quite so old chap.
[03:11:03] <manboobs> blutty fooking base yanks
[03:11:14] <manboobs> fooking nutters
[03:11:38] * JamesNZ looks acidly at manboobs
[03:13:26] <manboobs> .kick manboobs
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[03:19:48] <juggs> JamesNZ, what's the key combo for that acid look move? Pretty sweet!
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[03:20:27] <JamesNZ> juggs: Thanks, but it's a family secret :P
[03:20:53] <juggs> I'll remember that :)
[03:21:26] * JamesNZ looks basely at juggs
[03:22:07] <juggs> That's not recommended. juggs could have your eye out!
[03:50:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NSA Monitors Americans' International Internet Traffic to Hunt Hackers for FBI - http://sylnt.us - but-we-won't-abuse-our-position
[03:57:59] <juggs> Editors getting their snark on again with that by-line :)
[04:24:49] <takyon> all snark all day
[04:26:36] <juggs> And long may the creativity in the by-lines continue :)
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[04:51:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TISA, TTIP's Evil Brother - http://sylnt.us - and-another-thing
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[06:11:45] <drussell> !current-uid
[06:11:46] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5443, owned by Sundowner
[06:17:58] * SirFinkus waits for 5 digits
[06:18:16] <SirFinkus> then my low UID will be even MORE prestigious
[06:39:31] <crutchy> ~api
[06:39:32] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[06:40:23] <crutchy> ~api op=get_uid nick=SirFinkus
[06:40:26] <exec> 02{
[06:40:37] * crutchy sighs
[06:41:30] <crutchy> ~uid
[06:41:31] <exec> The current maximum UID is 5443, owned by Sundowner
[06:41:36] <crutchy> !uid
[06:41:37] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5443, owned by Sundowner
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[06:42:36] <TechGeek> gottdammmit, there's no hiding.
[06:44:02] <TechGeek> time for more booze.
[06:44:14] <crutchy> lol
[06:44:29] <crutchy> busted
[06:44:38] TechGeek is now known as soycow32458934y6843
[06:44:57] <soycow32458934y6843> Booze is what every man likes.
[06:45:09] <crutchy> pretty soon we'll have a ~whois ethanol-fueled
[06:45:42] <soycow32458934y6843> yeah, racist@.hqs.i
[06:45:46] <crutchy> not gunna happen tonight though cos i gotta drive :(
[06:46:27] <soycow32458934y6843> and I gotta DRINK
[06:47:03] <soycow32458934y6843> and figure out how I'm going to teach technology to inner-city youth.
[06:47:36] * soycow32458934y6843 is grateful he's within walking distance of two dive bars and two liquor stores
[06:49:56] <soycow32458934y6843> fuck, i hate going to school for the california maritime academy...since when were sailors allowed to be Black?
[06:50:21] * soycow32458934y6843 moves to Alabama
[06:50:30] <chromas> When Black got the rainbow
[06:51:08] <soycow32458934y6843> As a White, I cannot help but laugh at the White woman's preference for Big Black cock...
[06:51:26] <crutchy> jealous laughter?
[06:51:29] <soycow32458934y6843> It was, after all, the White man who bred those desirable features into domestic Blacks.
[06:51:57] <chromas> Also it shows those women really aren't interested in long-term relationships
[06:52:03] * crutchy won't mention 'the extender'
[06:52:09] <soycow32458934y6843> Sweaty, glistening chests of chocolate, V-shaped torsoes with rippling abs,
[06:52:31] <chromas> So what you're saying is "You're welcome"
[06:52:32] <crutchy> are you watching gay pr0nz?
[06:52:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Tries to Defend BitLocker Disk Encryption - http://sylnt.us - in-ms-we-trust
[06:52:41] <soycow32458934y6843> critchy, What you mentioned is the only way Whitey can keep up with Blackey.
[06:53:04] <chromas> soycow32458934y6843: also fatherhood
[06:53:22] <crutchy> don't worry. eventually china will be doing all sorts of genetic experiments on whites
[06:53:37] <artificial> yeah, they love women with green eyes.
[06:54:03] <soycow32458934y6843> chromas, when you can stick a woman fat up front, what comes later is of no consequence to her.
[06:54:08] <chromas> Only white people can have non-black hair. They should fix that
[06:54:50] <soycow32458934y6843> Me being a lil' ol' White boy is making me sad enough to drive me to drink...I'm going to head to the liquor store.
[06:55:57] * soycow32458934y6843 stuffs sock into underwear for the trip
[07:28:04] <soycow32458934y6843> drugfree
[07:28:27] <soycow32458934y6843> but not BOOZE-Free.
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[08:54:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Bombs ISIS Command Center After 'Moron' Posts Selfie Online - http://sylnt.us - well-he-won't-do-that-again
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[09:04:39] <chromas> Was it an Infested Command Center?
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[10:55:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Opposes "Designbook" Startup Trademark - http://sylnt.us - book-thrown-at-them
[12:26:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Company Demands DNA Swabs From Employees During Hunt for Rogue Pooper - http://sylnt.us - execrable-excreter
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[13:32:03] <janrinok> hi guys
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[13:36:12] <cmn32480> what's shakin' janrinok? other than my bog old belly I mean
[13:36:55] <janrinok> other than that, not a lot. Taking it easy for a Saturday. Did some work in the garden this morning, and chilling this afternoon
[13:37:09] <janrinok> how 'bout you?
[13:37:10] <ciri> not sure
[13:37:19] <cmn32480> my kids let me sleep in
[13:37:26] <cmn32480> i got up at 9:30
[13:37:56] <cmn32480> now they are being load as hell and I jsut had to tell them if they slam another door I will remove them
[13:38:07] <janrinok> bonus! What where they doing that they didn't want you to see?
[13:38:26] <cmn32480> supposedly just getting dressed.
[13:38:58] <cmn32480> on the up side, I'm working on setting up my own bouncer
[13:39:07] <janrinok> no, I meant for them to let you sleep in?
[13:39:19] <cmn32480> yes. that was nice
[13:39:50] <cmn32480> now I am anxiously awaiting a very small <beep> from the direction of the coffee pot
[13:40:17] <janrinok> ah, that's what Saturdays are all about
[13:40:32] <cmn32480> when that beep happens... I shall abandon you for a moment
[13:40:46] <janrinok> I will be hurt, but I understand...
[13:40:53] <cmn32480> hehehe
[13:41:11] <cmn32480> so how is your garden looking? roses looking good this year?
[13:41:51] <janrinok> Roses are great. But personal injury has limited the work I could do until recently so parts of it are looking a bit wild. Great for the wildlife though!
[13:42:15] <cmn32480> time to pull out the flame thrower?? <I'll be right over>
[13:42:45] <janrinok> Nah, I'm quite content for the animals, birds and insects to have a bit of space too.
[13:42:55] <cmn32480> :-(
[13:43:14] <janrinok> But mark a date in Winter when I can use your services!
[13:43:38] <cmn32480> I was hoping you had one stashed away
[13:43:50] <cmn32480> they won't let me bring my chainsaw on the palne
[13:44:19] <cmn32480> something about Texas and a massacre or some crap
[13:44:22] <janrinok> take it apart and hide it in your suitcase - I do that all the time, honest
[13:44:38] <cmn32480> there's an idea
[13:44:41] <cmn32480> <beep>
[13:45:55] <janrinok> coffee++
[13:45:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1405
[13:46:01] <janrinok> tea++
[13:46:01] <Bender> karma - tea: 473
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[13:46:29] <cmn32480> tea++
[13:46:29] <Bender> karma - tea: 474
[13:46:32] <janrinok> hi stderr_dk
[13:46:36] <cmn32480> just 'cuz I like you
[13:46:39] <janrinok> thx
[13:47:01] <janrinok> you are just a soft-hearted chain-sawing, flame throwing, bud.
[13:47:16] <cmn32480> I"m like a big teddy bear :-)
[13:49:01] <cmn32480> I think that is why my daughter likes cuddling wiht me so much
[13:49:07] <cmn32480> not that I am complaining
[13:49:16] <janrinok> I'm sure you are not - you love it
[13:49:42] <cmn32480> absolutely... except for the fact that she is like a furnace.
[13:49:59] <cmn32480> that child must have a body temperature approaching boiling water
[13:50:17] <janrinok> helps keep the coffee warm
[13:50:47] <cmn32480> seriously
[13:51:38] <janrinok> I haven't looked at the site - are the queues healthy?
[13:52:02] <cmn32480> checking
[13:52:28] <cmn32480> good for another 3 hours or so
[13:52:30] <janrinok> so am I
[13:52:32] <cmn32480> 1600UTC
[13:53:14] <cmn32480> the current story at the top fo the front page is somethign else.
[13:53:14] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[13:53:16] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN article:  Company Demands DNA Swabs From Employees During Hunt for Rogue Pooper 04(2 comments)
[13:54:37] <cmn32480> I figure that the whole comment section will go to shit on this one
[13:54:54] <janrinok> stop talking crap
[13:55:20] <cmn32480> OH poop.. you caught me
[13:56:10] <janrinok> I'm feeling a bit flushed after your quick response
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[13:57:06] <cmn32480> i supposed flushed is better than pissed off
[13:57:14] <janrinok> or even pissed on
[13:57:23] <cmn32480> that'd be far worse
[14:00:05] <janrinok> a lot of low quality comments today, particularly from ACs
[14:02:51] <cmn32480> you referrign to the facebook story?
[14:02:59] <cmn32480> I'd kinda expect it on that one
[14:03:03] <janrinok> yes, amongst others
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[14:10:13] <janrinok> stderr_dk: you keep timing out?
[14:10:59] <stderr_dk> Short power drop... The laptop switched to wireless, but I prefer wired...
[14:11:09] <janrinok> ah!
[14:11:32] <stderr_dk> And the router and storage box is annoying too, so I might drop out again. :-/
[14:12:04] <janrinok> I usually try hitting it. It never does any good, but I often feel better...
[14:28:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Presidential Metrics: Lincoln Chafee and le Système International - http://sylnt.us - 2016-lbs-in-a-ton
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[16:30:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: Where to Get Spyware-Free Apps - http://sylnt.us - verified-links
[17:29:29] <poutine> I get all my downloads from tucows or download.com
[17:29:40] janrinok|afk is now known as janrinok
[17:30:38] <artificial> tucows!
[17:30:48] <artificial> when the internet was a simpler place
[18:01:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Computer Scientists are Astir After Baidu Team is Barred From A.I. Competition - http://sylnt.us - chinasmack
[18:04:25] <artificial> chinasmack is a good site btw
[18:11:49] <artificial> http://en.wikipedia.org nothing like deer penis wine
[18:11:50] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: List of traditional Chinese medicines
[18:16:58] <chromas> download.com
[18:17:03] <chromas> Why didn't they have download.com.com ?
[18:17:22] <artificial> gotta talk to com.com
[18:19:54] <chromas> same company
[18:20:43] <artificial> how are you today?
[18:22:13] <chromas> covered in poutine
[18:23:25] <poutine> wasn't jumbo.com the site before?
[18:23:30] <poutine> for downloads
[18:23:32] <poutine> can't find anything about it
[18:23:35] <poutine> thought it was that
[18:23:40] <artificial> at what period?
[18:23:43] <poutine> pre-tucows
[18:24:05] <poutine> I remember happy puppy games back in the 90s
[18:24:08] <artificial> hmm, seems like a good poll question
[18:24:08] * janrinok hopes that poutine is well, having not seen him around for a while
[18:24:18] <artificial> "where did you get your files pre-tucows"
[18:25:43] <poutine> I am having a babby
[18:25:59] <janrinok> well congratulations then!
[18:27:01] <artificial> mmm tender
[18:27:17] * janrinok can never eat a full one
[18:28:04] <artificial> well, just do your best
[18:28:22] <janrinok> can I leave my veggies?
[18:29:00] <artificial> yes you can, but you may not.
[18:29:09] <poutine> I remember connected to a BBS in the early 90s with my xircom pcmcia modem, and it advertising that they now had internet access
[18:29:32] <poutine> using windows 3.11 + trumpet winsock and a remote dial up connection to a sunos server running slurp
[18:29:40] <artificial> that's a great way to address a target market
[18:30:17] <janrinok> lol - I didn't get internet until 1995 or so, although I'd had a home computer for about 5 years or so then
[18:30:17] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[18:31:07] <artificial> ~93 or 94
[18:31:13] <poutine> end users always ruin things
[18:31:32] <poutine> prodigy was pretty bad ass pre-internet
[18:31:37] <poutine> you could play carmen sandiego online
[18:31:51] <artificial> "Your program deleted my files" "why is the graphics card not working" it's endless.
[18:32:50] <janrinok> still got an 8" 5MB drive downstairs
[18:33:25] <janrinok> after cassette, I didn't know what to do with all that space
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[19:14:27] <artificial> http://www.smh.com.au
[19:14:28] <NetCraft> ^ 03Florida child sex sting nets former workers from Disney, SeaWorld, Universal Studios
[19:14:37] <artificial> "Their communications and desires were outrageous and deviant," the sheriff said. "All 22 travelled to have sex and brought outrageous tools for deviant sex."
[19:14:46] <artificial> lol @ deviant
[19:18:21] <chromas> Did they catch Mohammad?
[19:19:03] <takyon> saved my own story as the next story
[19:19:09] <takyon> someone get on it pzl
[19:19:13] <artificial> is it an action story?
[19:19:21] <artificial> i like stories with happy endings
[19:19:25] <takyon> yeah
[19:19:51] <takyon> you get to use your brain patterns to hold the password, which is "secure"
[19:19:54] <takyon> Inception time
[20:02:05] * NCommander does code fixes
[20:02:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Brainprints" Could Replace Passwords - http://sylnt.us - inception
[20:07:22] * chromas gets an internal server error in place of the comments
[20:07:43] * chromas reloads; error goes away
[20:10:12] <NCommander> chromas, yeah, that's a problem
[20:10:14] <NCommander> I'm working on it
[20:10:57] <NCommander> modreasons appears to be the issue
[20:11:05] <chromas> Maybe that's why they didn't bother to update slash code :0
[20:11:25] <chromas> Have you found code explicitly stopping it from working on apache 2?
[20:11:34] <chromas> s/:0/:)/
[20:12:48] <NCommander> chromas, its an intermediant error, sometimes when the mod database is loaded, it falls over
[20:12:52] <NCommander> WHich causes the site to 500
[20:13:08] * chromas sets out tater tots and deep-fried cheese sticks for the devs
[20:13:29] <chromas> heart_attack++
[20:13:29] <Bender> karma - heart_attack: 1
[20:27:40] <Subsentient> So I'm writing a semi-humorous religious text. http://pastebin.com
[20:27:41] <NetCraft> ^ 03** Book of Gerbilius - Introduction of purpose. ** I am Gerbilius. I was old - Pastebin.com
[20:30:19] <chromas> Does it conflict with itself? I feel like it won't be taken seriously if it doesn't conflict with itself
[20:31:04] <Subsentient> chromas: hah
[20:32:16] <chromas> You gotta have things like thousands of people standing on the roof of a house and the same person dying in different ways
[20:33:19] <NCommander> this function makes no sense
[20:33:42] <chromas> The First Church of Perl
[20:34:35] * NCommander disables expiry
[20:34:56] <takyon> good start
[20:36:46] <NCommander> takyon, ok, the logout issue should be resolved
[20:37:59] <takyon> g00d start
[20:38:10] <takyon> was it ipv6
[20:40:11] <NCommander> takyon, about a 1/4 of the database users has invalid expiry values on their stuff. I disabled it all for the time being
[20:42:26] <NCommander> takyon, do you use Mac OS X?
[20:42:42] <takyon> no
[20:43:15] <NCommander> takyon, I'm still investigaing as best I can
[20:43:25] * NCommander is ripping out dead code to make the error logs be cleaner
[20:43:31] * Subsentient is not a fan of OS X
[20:45:32] <chromas> Subsentient: but maybe you could get epoch running on it :D
[20:46:56] <Subsentient> chromas: Like a fish needs a bicycle
[20:48:31] <chromas> Bicycle makes Go Fish cards
[20:50:55] * NCommander continues to purge
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[21:16:48] <SoyCow4655> i hope the admins know about all the internial errors?
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[21:25:46] * NCommander is working on it
[22:00:22] <NCommander> Bytram, you around?
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[22:34:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Have Some Physicists Abandoned the Empirical Method? - http://sylnt.us
[22:41:59] <NCommander> SSL by default has been abled
[22:42:01] <NCommander> *enabled
[22:43:04] <takyon> NSA by default
[22:47:19] <NCommander> oh yay
[22:47:21] <NCommander> Tor site broken
[23:00:09] <NCommander> tor site fixed
[23:03:25] <crutchy> ++coffee
[23:03:26] <NetCraft> Karma - coffee: 279
[23:03:26] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:03:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1406
[23:11:37] * NCommander notes we need a central system for syslogs ...
[23:12:23] * crutchy lucky nobody mentioned systemd
[23:21:17] <takyon> After 37 Years, A Triple Crown Winner At Last: American Pharoah Sweeps The Races
[23:30:00] cmn32480|afk is now known as cmn32480
[23:40:20] <crutchy> takyon, ke?
[23:40:27] <takyon> what
[23:40:39] <crutchy> exactly :p
[23:40:57] <crutchy> ah
[23:41:12] * crutchy opens google news to US edition
[23:41:17] <crutchy> top story
[23:46:37] <crutchy> sounds like the west is slowly getting its wish to have the syrian government pulverized to a bloody pulp
[23:46:59] <crutchy> though gotta wonder what they gunna do with the sunni extremists that take over
[23:47:11] <crutchy> and prolly join ISIS
[23:48:24] <crutchy> (or maybe that's just how the media refers to ISIS when they are beating up the syrian army)
[23:48:30] <chromas> Systemd++
[23:48:30] <Bender> karma - systemd: -16
[23:48:40] <chromas> =nick systemd
[23:48:40] NetCraft is now known as systemd
[23:49:24] <crutchy> maybe someone should recommend journald as a way to manage the log problem in that warehouse
[23:49:48] takyon is now known as takyonAFK
[23:51:50] <NCommander> I wish paulej72 or TheMightyBuzzard was around
[23:52:00] * NCommander *hates* doing code pushes without someone else around to sign it off
[23:53:13] * crutchy nominates ciri as chief code signerofferer
[23:53:44] * Subsentient has been reading the Quran, and has came to the conclusion that it is the 'evil bible'.
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[23:54:55] * Subsentient is legitimately horrified by the contents of islamic scripture
[23:56:21] * NCommander is deploying experimental code to production \o/
[23:56:31] <chromas> Should be horrified by the bible as well. Or at least that people take it seriously
[23:56:41] <chromas> NCommander++
[23:56:41] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 86
[23:57:01] * Subsentient is working on Epoch 1.3.0 "Fluoxetine"
[23:57:31] <chromas> you must want the karma increment
[23:57:41] <chromas> Subsentient++
[23:57:41] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 33
[23:57:52] <chromas> s/m/j/
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[23:59:03] <cmn32480> We have faith NCommander. Nothing you have done yet has sent the site down in flames. Besides... you took a backup 3 or four months ago, right?