#Soylent | Logs for 2015-06-21
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[00:56:04] <SpallsHurgenson> #soylent... now with extra crutchy!
[00:56:36] <crutchy> closed hexchat on my desktop so i just have it open on my lappy
[00:58:09] <SpallsHurgenson> poor soul, you were 2 whole minutes without IRC. It might have been terrible.
[00:59:15] <crutchy> bot was still connected :p
[01:04:37] <SpallsHurgenson> count your blessings for that, else you would have gone mad!
[01:04:41] <cmn32480|afk> it might have been terrible... but the silence has been wonderful
[01:06:45] <crutchy> silence? do you have some sort of siri thing that reads everything aloud to you?
[01:07:06] <crutchy> that would be weird
[01:07:08] <cmn32480|afk> error is borked crutchy. chromas said he was goign to be out of town for a while and forgot to port forward SSH so that he could get to the bot.
[01:07:17] <crutchy> oh
[01:07:22] <SpallsHurgenson> not all of us on this channel are able to read :)
[01:07:25] <cmn32480|afk> I'm an android guy... but better a siri thing than a ciri thing
[01:07:38] <crutchy> ciri is awesomer
[01:07:42] <crutchy> ciri++
[01:07:42] <Bender> karma - ciri: -9
[01:07:51] <cmn32480|afk> see? now you offended SpallsHurgenson you insensitive clod!
[01:08:08] <arti> i thought exec was handling it?
[01:08:19] <cmn32480|afk> he is.
[01:08:22] <cmn32480|afk> www/google.com
[01:08:25] <crutchy> next he'll accuse me of being pantist
[01:08:27] <cmn32480|afk> www.google.com
[01:08:31] <arti> lol pantist
[01:08:32] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[01:08:34] <cmn32480|afk> http://www.google.com
[01:08:35] <arti> http://ffs.com
[01:08:38] <exec> └─ 13Google - 03https://www.google.com.au/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=lA6GVaV3hf7zB5DxgagD&gws_rd=ssl
[01:08:40] <exec> └─ 13Flavor & Fragrance Specialties | Custom Flavor and Fragrance Creation and Enhancement
[01:08:45] <SpallsHurgenson> he would have offended me, if I had been able to read what he said :)
[01:09:52] <cmn32480|afk> how do you know ffd arti?
[01:09:52] <ciri> you talking to me?
[01:09:57] <cmn32480|afk> ffs rather
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[01:10:10] <crutchy> http://omgwtfrofl.com
[01:10:41] <cmn32480> anybody else hear the jeopardy theme?
[01:11:43] <arti> it was an example of a properly formatted url for the bot to pickup.
[01:11:49] <cmn32480> ahh
[01:12:03] <arti> are you typing with gloves on today?
[01:12:16] <cmn32480> no... just exhausted fingers
[01:12:25] <arti> #fatfinger
[01:12:29] <crutchy> who's the lucky woman?
[01:12:30] <cmn32480> yup
[01:12:45] <cmn32480> my wife... depending on if I get the heck off IRC
[01:12:45] <arti> crutchy, neither! glans!
[01:13:01] <arti> glands
[01:13:05] <arti> :|
[01:13:24] * arti waits for potatoes to cook
[01:13:30] <crutchy> glans are for the missus
[01:13:43] <arti> hahaha
[01:14:54] <cmn32480> had to log into work to create a user that starts tomorrow.
[01:15:21] <cmn32480> yes... on a Sunday
[01:15:47] <cmn32480> ok
[01:15:50] <cmn32480> I'm done.
[01:15:55] <cmn32480> you guys have a good night
[01:15:55] <arti> :D
[01:15:58] <arti> nite nite
[01:15:59] <ciri> nite, sleep well arti
[01:16:07] <cmn32480> sweet dreams
[01:16:12] <crutchy> ciao
[01:16:19] <cmn32480> hasta la vista
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[01:25:04] <SpallsHurgenson> the movie "Chappie" is one of the worst sci-fi movies I've seen all year... and I watched "Jupiter Ascending"
[01:25:36] <SirFinkus> do tell
[01:26:14] <SpallsHurgenson> I just did :)
[01:29:33] <SirFinkus> asshole
[01:32:41] <SpallsHurgenson> who pissed in your cornflakes this morning? :)
[01:42:12] <SirFinkus> nobody unfortunately
[01:42:16] <SirFinkus> that's why I'm grumpy
[01:42:16] <NCommander> Updating my CV is fun -_-;
[01:42:53] <SirFinkus> "presided over the rehash upgrade"
[01:48:28] <crutchy> one page with a single word: perl
[01:53:24] <SpallsHurgenson> "Perl. My god. What an amazing CV. We've found the perfect applicant. Hire this man!" "We can't... there's no name and phone number." d'oh!
[01:54:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Assange's 3rd Year in Embassy, Sony and Saudi WikiLeaks Releases - http://sylnt.us - the-price-of-freedom
[01:56:07] <SpallsHurgenson> those poor desperate souls, brave freedom fighters against corruption and villiany working against tyrannical regimes. I hope they one day make it to a land that values freedom and honesty, like America :) :) :)
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[02:35:56] <arti> http://www.washingtonpost.com
[02:36:01] <exec> └─ 13Fatal police shootings in 2015 approaching 400 nationwide - The Washington Post
[02:38:48] <crutchy> now you just need a reality tv show that keeps track
[02:38:51] <SpallsHurgenson> they're only shooting at us to protect us :)
[02:39:11] <arti> it's awesome that it's not tracked
[02:39:12] <SpallsHurgenson> "Baby, why you gotta make me hurt you?" :)
[02:39:34] <arti> well, a recent one happened in LA where a man flagged down police and they shot him in the head.
[02:39:49] <arti> http://www.latimes.com
[02:39:51] <exec> └─ 13Man with towel-wrapped arm shot by LAPD in Los Feliz was unarmed - LA Times
[02:39:57] * chromas was outside with his nephews, playing with their balls
[02:40:05] <crutchy> flagging down police is a turrism offense
[02:40:13] <arti> gotta handcuff the body
[02:40:17] <crutchy> shoot on site
[02:40:28] <SpallsHurgenson> it interrupts donut time :)
[02:40:37] <arti> :|
[02:41:18] <crutchy> civilians are all infected with the t-virus, so they're not real people anyway
[02:41:26] <crutchy> shoot on site
[02:42:52] <arti> police are civilians :D
[02:43:34] <crutchy> nonsense. they are superhuman gods of law enforcement
[02:43:48] <arti> plenty get beat, too.
[02:44:08] <arti> one officer who tazered a handcuffed woman in the chest got beat by her relatives
[02:44:14] <arti> father and two sons.
[02:46:00] <arti> lol "Currently, the FBI struggles to gather the most basic data. Reporting is voluntary, and since 2011, less than 3 percent of the nation’s 18,000 state and local police agencies have reported fatal shootings by their officers to the FBI."
[02:46:00] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[02:53:56] <chromas> Nice. More cops need beatings
[02:54:26] <arti> indeed, although I'd prefer they run a gauntlet of some kind
[02:54:42] <arti> and the result is death by how ever they killed someone
[02:54:56] <arti> the key is a false sense of hope
[02:59:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I wonder how many parents still teach their young kids, "in case of trouble, look for a police man"
[03:23:16] <takyon> in case of police man, you found trouble
[03:55:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Newspaper Success in a Digital Age - http://sylnt.us - love-me-some-dead-trees
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[04:15:56] <Ethanol-fueled> sup.
[04:16:18] <crutchy> aye focker
[04:16:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Kangaroo focker
[04:16:51] <Ethanol-fueled> The "Pouch Patrol"
[04:18:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Fook Theyall bastids.
[04:21:06] <Ethanol-fueled> stinks like ching chong cunt in this neighborhood.
[04:23:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Stankolonius filth.
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[05:17:14] <crutchy> http://techcrunch.com
[05:17:17] <exec> └─ 13More Startup Funding Is Available, But Who’s Getting It? | TechCrunch
[05:18:18] <SpallsHurgenson> is it microsoft? I bet it's microsoft
[05:18:30] * SpallsHurgenson shakes his fist "Microsoft!!!!"
[05:19:08] <JamesNZ> Microsoft++
[05:19:08] <Bender> karma - microsoft: -16
[05:19:19] * JamesNZ sits under his bridge
[05:20:30] <SpallsHurgenson> now they are after our karma points too!!!
[05:23:26] <juggs> Must be evil! Or something
[05:23:27] <JamesNZ> They're actually after *your* karma points!
[05:26:17] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, they need to get their hands off my karma points! I earned those fair and square by not wearing pants!
[05:26:58] <juggs> I'm not sure the absence of pants was the key factor.
[05:27:42] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I'm not willing to take that chance
[05:29:08] <crutchy> soylent exclusive! microsoft is stealing paants!
[05:30:41] <SpallsHurgenson> this calls for more fist-shaking!!!
[05:35:17] * SpallsHurgenson shakes his fist thricely in their general direction. "That'll show 'em!"
[05:37:58] * JamesNZ shakes a stick instead
[05:40:44] <SpallsHurgenson> careful, you could put somebody's eye out with that!
[05:41:12] <JamesNZ> I might poke out Microsoft's eyes :P
[05:44:44] <SpallsHurgenson> oh my, that doesn't sound safe. that doesn't sound safe at all!
[05:57:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mageia 5 Released (Mandriva Fork) - http://sylnt.us
[06:02:07] <crutchy> http://www.imdb.com
[06:02:10] <exec> └─ 13A Dark Reflection (2015) - IMDb
[06:02:16] <crutchy> good movie
[06:02:54] <SpallsHurgenson> it couldn't be worse than most of what I've been watching these past few weeks...
[06:03:02] <crutchy> "The film was made by volunteers with funding from unions, passenger groups and concerned aviation figures. It is based on actual events surrounding the issue of Aerotoxic Syndrome."
[06:04:30] <crutchy> one of the user reviews is interesting:
[06:04:33] <crutchy> "Everyone should watch this movie. This is not a great movie or you will enjoy it very much. But this film conveys a very important message o the viewer. After watching this movie you could imagine what might have been happened to the missing Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370"
[06:06:41] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, its a movie that is supposed to make you think. that'll never play in the US :)
[06:06:50] <crutchy> hehe
[06:07:02] <crutchy> especially since boeing will prolly lobby to have it banned
[06:07:42] * SpallsHurgenson meant "play" as in "succeed"
[06:08:15] <SpallsHurgenson> its the sort of movie that gets relegated to the artsy-fartsy theaters in big cities :) :)
[06:09:24] <crutchy> the film's plot is prolly run-of-the-mill for america anyway. if its not the airlines killing paassengers, it will be something else
[06:09:55] <SpallsHurgenson> if its not terrorists or monsters, we're not interested :)
[06:09:55] <crutchy> apparently fly ash from coal power plants is poisoning groundwater in many states
[06:10:19] <crutchy> all covered up by paid-off politicians
[06:10:32] <crutchy> aint democracy grand
[06:11:25] <SpallsHurgenson> not as grand as a tyrannical dictatorship with me at the top :)
[06:12:16] <crutchy> government is shit by nature
[06:12:25] <crutchy> regardless of system
[06:12:34] <SirFinkus> https://pbs.twimg.com
[06:12:36] <SirFinkus> I need one
[06:12:42] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, but if I'm at the top I don't gotta worry about obeying their silly rules :)
[06:13:17] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, minecraft crashed
[06:13:39] <crutchy> you should run for potus. you prolly have an excellent chance of being elected if you run on that platform. of course not based on votes, but big business will make sure you end up in the whitehouse :p
[06:15:10] <JamesNZ> We all know who has the Trump card ;)
[06:17:13] <SpallsHurgenson> a certain unavoidable situation conspires to keep me from legally assuming the rank of US President :) :)
[06:17:41] <JamesNZ> A refusal to wear pants?
[06:18:06] <SpallsHurgenson> two unavoidable situations conspire to keep me, etc etc
[06:18:26] * JamesNZ nods sagely
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[06:23:47] <SpallsHurgenson> on a completely unrelated note, I am glad the GOG summer sale is over; I bought waaaay too many games this time :)
[06:27:32] <SpallsHurgenson> now, I'm not saying this situation applies in my case... but were there to be an individual who - in his younger days - was perhaps a bit lax in his obeyance to copyright laws vis-a-vis entertainment software, GOG sales are an excellent way to rectify these past errors and ensure that person has legitimate license to all his games :)
[06:32:32] <SpallsHurgenson> and on an even less related note... holy shitcakes look at the time.
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[08:06:33] <arti> http://i.4cdn.org
[08:06:43] <arti> https://soundcloud.com
[08:06:47] <exec> └─ 13Jurassic Park Theme (1000% Slower) by birdfeeder | Free Listening on SoundCloud
[08:29:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Interview with Mikeal Rogers: Node.js Fork that Ended up as a Giant, Unifying Step Forward - http://sylnt.us - two-nodes-back-into-one
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[10:01:29] <crutchy_> arti++ # good find with that music
[10:01:29] <Bender> karma - arti: 68
[10:01:40] * crutchy_ is a big john williams fan
[10:02:59] <crutchy_> why have i grown a tail?
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[10:12:08] <JamesNZ> john_williams++
[10:12:08] <Bender> karma - john_williams: 1
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[11:00:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Where is Europe's Silicon Valley? - http://sylnt.us - on-the-other-side-of-the-mountain
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[12:31:27] <janrinok> hi guys
[12:31:27] <ciri> yeah, yeah hi HI janrinok
[12:32:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux Foundation Scholarships: No Excuse Now - http://sylnt.us - 14-scholarships-should-be-enough-for-the-WHOLE-WORLD!
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[13:48:55] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:48:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1449
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[15:04:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Funds First US-based Chinese Research University Degree Program - http://sylnt.us - and-then-send-them-back?
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[16:35:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Louisiana Governor Vetoes License Plate Reader Bill, Citing Privacy Concerns. - http://sylnt.us - back-to-eating-donuts
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[17:21:07] <Le_Prolongateur> Saudis are SCUM. \
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[18:40:53] <sea> Do the per-story comments have their own RSS feed? Could we get one of those?
[19:06:59] <janrinok> sea - I don't think so, but it seems like a reasonable idea.
[19:07:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chilean Grandma, 92, Has Unknowingly Been Bearing a Mummified Fetus for 50 Years - http://sylnt.us - call-guinness
[19:07:32] <janrinok> paulej72: ^^ is the request an easy or difficult task?
[19:08:28] <janrinok> I suspect that having a different feed for each story might get a bit tricky - but I am an editor not a dev so what do I know?
[19:22:53] <janrinok> gtg - bye guys
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[20:38:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Analyst Sees Cloudy Future for Private Cloud, OpenStack - http://sylnt.us
[22:26:39] <crutchy> sea, you can sort of get it on irc
[22:27:12] <crutchy> there is a comments feed in #comments, and you can set up a filtered feed in your own channel
[22:28:23] <crutchy> https://soylentnews.org
[22:28:28] <exec> └─ 13Journal of crutchy (179)
[22:28:58] <crutchy> there's a bit of info on how to get filtered SN comment feeds working in IRC
[22:30:29] <crutchy> hmm, now that i read over it, looks like i set it up to filter by keyword or by cid, but i haven't got a filter for sid. maybe i'll bash that together tonight after workipoos
[22:30:34] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:30:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1450
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[22:39:57] <paulej72> per story RSS feeds would require a bunch of work.
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[23:24:56] <Gravis> thinking--
[23:24:56] <Bender> karma - thinking: -3
[23:40:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cloudy Beta of Altium's CircuitMaker Software Available Gratis - http://sylnt.us - better-than-a-sharp-stick-in-the-eye