#Soylent | Logs for 2015-08-20
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[00:00:25] <cmn32480> I took my 3 plus my sister's 2 to the pool
[00:00:42] * SpallsHurgenson does the math... might need a calculator
[00:00:56] <cmn32480> 4 of the 5 wanted to be thrown high into the air... and I'm gonna hurt tomorrow. Not jsut from the hangover
[00:01:20] <SpallsHurgenson> did they mention anything about wanting to be caught on the way back down?
[00:02:13] <cmn32480> the water handled that part
[00:02:16] <cmn32480> thankfully
[00:02:39] <SpallsHurgenson> as with many things, trebuchets would have solved the problem
[00:02:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wikibon Predicts All-Flash Arrays Will be Cheaper Than Disk In a Decade - http://sylnt.us - flash-gordon-had-nothing-on-this
[00:03:06] <cmn32480> all of them are 8 and under, so they are still under the weight that I can shot put and get a decent throw
[00:03:37] * SpallsHurgenson gets out the shotgun. "Pull!"
[00:03:58] <cmn32480> shot PUT... not shotGUN
[00:04:23] <cmn32480> that would have put blood in the water... and floating body parts
[00:04:35] <cmn32480> probably woudl ahve looked like a scene from half life
[00:04:50] * SpallsHurgenson doesn't remember that scene
[00:05:24] <cmn32480> that was... well all of them
[00:05:34] <cmn32480> body parts everywhere... blood spattered
[00:06:07] <SpallsHurgenson> half life wasn't particularly gory. you want gore, play Brutal Doom
[00:06:42] <cmn32480> agreed... but ti was the first FPS that came to mind
[00:09:19] <SpallsHurgenson> or if you want something more contemporary to Half Life, there's Soldier of Fortune. I think that was the first FPS that let you shoot people in the nuts
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[00:13:10] * Ethanol-fueled chuckles
[00:13:55] <Ethanol-fueled> my compromised Ashley Madison email address has a message from noreply@soylentnews.org
[00:14:30] <Ethanol-fueled> saying to login with a supplied password and then change my password immediately.
[00:23:58] <Ethanol-fueled> ahahaha
[00:28:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Bleech. Time for a hard one.
[00:31:00] * SpallsHurgenson considers what movie to watch tonight...
[00:31:38] <Ethanol-fueled> The Decline of Western Civilization.
[00:35:41] * SpallsHurgenson decides to watch a documentary about the failed mission of a Marine expeditionary force sent to investigate the failure of a company town after it is infilitrated by illegal aliens
[00:36:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Spalls, is there violence? It's gotta have violence.
[00:38:50] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: derp
[00:39:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup.
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[00:39:44] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Personally I am *so* glad AM was fucked up.
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[00:40:25] <Ethanol-fueled> I think it's hilarious. I hope there's a lot of mass-hysteria about it after more and more names get out.
[00:40:53] <Ethanol-fueled> The one thing that kept me from staying was the one thing that saved my ass -- not being willing to pay!
[00:40:54] <Ethanol-fueled> HAhahahaha
[00:41:25] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll admit to being as much of a stupid fuck as having to change both my SN login and that of my Google dummy accounts to strong passwords though.
[00:42:03] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I honestly contemplated trying to trash AM once myself.
[00:42:13] <Ethanol-fueled> I'd buy those hackers a beer.
[00:42:34] <Subsentient> I'd buy them a yact.
[00:44:02] <takyon> hello
[00:44:03] <ciri> :D takyon
[00:44:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I was just joking to my system about how my account got compromised, and if talking about it at the next family gathering would cause people to shift and fidget uncomfortably.
[00:44:31] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: to your system?
[00:44:32] <Ethanol-fueled> s/system/sister/g
[00:44:36] <takyon> what was the incentive system on AM for women
[00:44:46] <takyon> IIRC men had to pay to send messages, women didn't
[00:44:52] <takyon> and yet... 95/5
[00:44:59] <Ethanol-fueled> that was the best part.
[00:45:12] <takyon> i wonder how many gay affairs took place over AM
[00:45:16] <Ethanol-fueled> the men who were on there put all that about them on there...and for nothing.
[00:45:26] <Ethanol-fueled> I hope they do OK Cupid next.
[00:45:45] <takyon> hah that doesn't have the "muh politician had an affair" factor
[00:46:01] <Ethanol-fueled> as far as revealing how much of the female profiles are fake.
[00:46:24] <takyon> it's just another data point for a known truth
[00:46:33] <takyon> dating online is not man's game
[00:47:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah, I have a better attitude than that, but it's still a lot of bullshit to deal with.
[00:49:19] <Ethanol-fueled> "Hey, honey, I heard that this cheating site got hacked, let's look at the emails and see if there's anybody we know?"
[00:49:38] <Ethanol-fueled> "Uh...let's not...that's, uh, rude or something"
[00:50:19] <takyon> heh
[00:50:33] <takyon> I guess someone's made a neat searchable list by now
[00:50:43] <takyon> was too busy to check
[00:50:58] <takyon> i'm sure Gawker has its top men searching the list
[00:51:06] <Ethanol-fueled> You have to go to certain places to see, and if you don't have your own solution rolled yet you still have to ask others to query it for you.
[00:51:21] <Ethanol-fueled> It's a good exercise on how to import a database and run queries on it.
[00:51:37] <takyon> SQL is fun
[00:51:59] <Ethanol-fueled> there are sites where you can check and e-mail address for having been compromised though.
[00:52:18] <takyon> fuck I keep on clicking on Get Windows 10
[00:52:19] <ciri> lol
[00:52:30] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, where and when is that happening?
[00:52:50] <takyon> the taskbar and just now
[00:52:56] <Ethanol-fueled> on which OS?
[00:52:59] <chromas> murder the process
[00:53:02] <chromas> gwx.exe
[00:53:05] <takyon> thanks
[00:53:07] <takyon> win7
[00:53:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Aw, hell naw.
[00:53:32] <takyon> GWX... subtle
[00:53:48] <SpallsHurgenson> uinstall the KB 3035583 update
[00:54:22] <takyon> neat
[00:54:46] <BadCoderFinger> Does GWX stand for "Get osX?" Heh.
[00:54:54] <SpallsHurgenson> that's the one that installs the "get windows 10" update program. Then tell windows update to not offer the damn thing again
[00:58:03] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[00:58:04] <systemd> ^ 03G.Skill Shows Off Two New DDR4 RAM Kits Clocked At Over 4000 MHz
[00:58:26] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[00:58:26] <systemd> ^ 03Asus MG278Q Is A 1440p FreeSync Monitor With A TN Panel
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[01:10:16] <takyon> https://firstlook.org
[01:10:16] <systemd> ^ 03Jeb Bush Comes Out Against Encryption
[01:11:00] <BadCoderFinger> Like I need another reason not to vote for him.
[01:11:47] <SpallsHurgenson> you all are voting for me, right? I promise to only use my powers for evil
[01:12:55] <takyon> what's your name for the write-in
[01:13:16] <SpallsHurgenson> Cthulhu
[01:13:46] <BadCoderFinger> I think I may write in SpallsHurgenson. Why vote for the lesser evil?
[01:14:15] <BadCoderFinger> The only downside is the presidential fireside chats will be pantless. But I can change the channel before too much scarring occurs.
[01:14:50] <SpallsHurgenson> on the plus side, the "fire" of the fireside talks will be the smoldering remains of LA
[01:16:00] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[01:16:37] <chromas> Who says that's a downside?
[01:16:59] <SpallsHurgenson> does Cthulhu wear pants?
[01:17:48] <BadCoderFinger> I expect not.
[01:18:40] * SpallsHurgenson says, "Well, there you go then!" as if that proves anything
[01:21:42] <BadCoderFinger> But let's face it, the people who've seen whether Cthulhu has pants or not are now insane. So that may not be the most important question to ask.
[01:22:51] <SpallsHurgenson> so what IS the most important question to ask?
[01:23:56] <BadCoderFinger> I think a good start for Cthulhu would be, "Do you intend to eat Jeb Bush or Donald Trump first?"
[01:24:12] <BadCoderFinger> Either answer gets my vote.
[01:24:49] <BadCoderFinger> I expect Hillary would be the salad course.
[01:24:54] <SpallsHurgenson> I can't believe Trump is the leading republican candidate... this scares me far more than any of his policies
[01:25:15] <SpallsHurgenson> Cthulhu don't "do" salads.
[01:25:44] <SpallsHurgenson> and I'm pretty sure even an immortal alien abomination couldn't stomach Hillary
[01:25:52] <BadCoderFinger> Soup course then. But he'd need lots of salt.
[01:26:15] <BadCoderFinger> We should take up a collection for Cthulhu's stomach then.
[01:26:26] <BadCoderFinger> Some kind of medicine.
[01:26:39] <SpallsHurgenson> don't worry, we'll all be aiding the Great Old One eventually.
[01:27:20] <SpallsHurgenson> on a totally unrelated note...
[01:27:54] <SpallsHurgenson> the problem with getting a faster internet is there's only so many linux isos you can download before it gets boring. I need to find something new to waste all my extra bandwidth onn
[01:28:35] <BadCoderFinger> FreeBSD ISOs?
[01:28:46] <SpallsHurgenson> don't be ridiculous
[01:28:54] <BadCoderFinger> The entirety of wikipedia?
[01:29:03] <BadCoderFinger> Every cat picture ever posted?
[01:29:09] <SpallsHurgenson> bingo!
[01:29:15] <BadCoderFinger> HA!
[01:29:40] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[01:29:40] <systemd> ^ 03Price Rises For Ticket To A Quicker Drug Review By FDA : Shots - Health News : NPR
[01:29:46] <BadCoderFinger> And hey, I love my FreeBSD!
[01:32:03] <SpallsHurgenson> I can see the new advertising campaign already: "FreeBSD: each CD personally loved by BadCoderFinger."
[01:32:07] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[01:32:07] <systemd> ^ 03Happy With Your TSA Experience? Press A Button. Angry? Press Another Button : The Two-Way : NPR
[01:32:33] <BadCoderFinger> I like that slogan!
[01:32:46] <BadCoderFinger> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[01:32:50] <BadCoderFinger> Dangit.
[01:32:55] <BadCoderFinger> Grab never works for me.
[01:33:22] <SpallsHurgenson> does that mean I'm not getting groped by you tonight?
[01:33:37] <chromas> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[01:33:38] <Bender> Added quote 554
[01:33:39] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[01:33:40] <systemd> ^ 03So Long, Big Mac: Cleveland Clinic Ousts McDonald's From Cafeteria : The Salt : NPR
[01:34:06] <BadCoderFinger> Not by me, heh.
[01:34:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Developements in the World of Exoskeletons - http://sylnt.us - ripley-would-be-proud
[01:34:23] * SpallsHurgenson sings "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun"
[01:34:33] <SpallsHurgenson> (who says advertising doesn't work?)
[01:38:09] <SpallsHurgenson> screw exoskeletons... I want a BattleMech (tm)
[01:38:44] <takyon> we're doing that
[01:38:49] <takyon> the US vs. Japan thing
[01:39:08] <SpallsHurgenson> doing what, the screwing thing or the battlemech thing?
[01:39:22] <BadCoderFinger> Both...
[01:39:36] <BadCoderFinger> RealDoll and that guy in Alaska.
[01:41:41] <takyon> fucking
[01:41:56] <takyon> http://www.theverge.com
[01:41:57] <systemd> ^ 03Team USA launches Kickstarter to fund its giant robot duel with Japan | The Verge
[01:42:01] * SpallsHurgenson gasps at the coarse language and covers his ear in shock
[01:42:20] <takyon> SpallsHurgenson moans
[01:42:27] <takyon> in coarse pleasure
[01:42:42] <SpallsHurgenson> ooooh. aaaaaahhh. mmmmmmm!
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[01:43:49] <takyon> https://www.eff.org
[01:43:50] <systemd> ^ 03EFF Sues Justice Department for Records About FBI’s Plans for Rapid DNA | Electronic Frontier Foundation
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[01:45:02] <SpallsHurgenson> see, that's why we need to privatise more! that way these nosie nellies wouldn't be able to demand this incriminating evidence
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[01:47:36] <SpallsHurgenson> also something-something-magically-more-efficient 'cause its not government
[01:47:54] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Bytram
[01:48:37] takyon is now known as barryon
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[01:49:24] <SpallsHurgenson> there's only one Barry and that's the angel-voiced Mr. Manilow!
[01:50:18] <barryschroedinger> BadCoderFinger: hey there!
[01:50:33] <barryschroedinger> we're having fun with nicks in #editorial
[01:50:40] <barryon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:50:41] <systemd> ^ 03Samsung goes to US Supreme Court to wriggle out of paying Apple millions of dollars • The Register
[01:50:56] <barryon> more like everywhere though, since it msgs every channel
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[01:51:40] * BadCoderFinger = BaryonicMatter
[01:52:11] <SpallsHurgenson> Baryons... what have they ever really done for us? Dark matter rules!
[01:52:16] <barryon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:52:17] <systemd> ^ 03Linux boss Torvalds: Don't talk to me about containers and other buzzwords • The Register
[01:53:30] <BadCoderFinger> Argh! block movements are tricky in lua scripts.
[01:54:39] <barryon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:54:40] <systemd> ^ 03OpenOffice project 'all but dead upstream' argues prominent user • The Register
[01:55:31] <SpallsHurgenson> I just wish libreoffice would honor the logo=0 setting in soffice.txt :-(
[01:55:45] * SpallsHurgenson hates splash screens
[01:56:44] <BadCoderFinger> I'm with you there.
[01:59:29] <barryon> does it matter
[01:59:38] <barryon> doesn't it have to load while the logo is up
[02:00:24] <BadCoderFinger> Not really. It can happily fail to load while the idiot screen is up.
[02:00:40] <BadCoderFinger> Which it did today, on a 700 page word doc. Ugh.
[02:00:48] <SpallsHurgenson> it can do that silently.
[02:01:22] <SpallsHurgenson> especially since libreoffice loads are so damn short, it's just an annoying flash.
[02:01:33] <SpallsHurgenson> strobe-advertising :)
[02:02:00] <barryon> later
[02:02:07] <BadCoderFinger> Short? Not on my work computer.
[02:02:27] <SpallsHurgenson> (never thought I'd use "libreoffice" "load" and "short" in the same sentence... but I gotta admit, LO5 is a big improvement :)
[02:03:18] <BadCoderFinger> Admittedly, LO's faults seem to be because MS' file formats inhale bovine genitalia.
[02:03:45] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but even MS Office can't handle it all that well
[02:04:01] <BadCoderFinger> I rest my case.
[02:06:37] * SpallsHurgenson bangs his gavel, "Case dismissed!"
[02:07:36] <SpallsHurgenson> (I always carry a gavel around just for moments like this)
[02:08:09] * BadCoderFinger makes a note to get a gavel, as that's a pretty good idea. (Search amazon: pocket gavel)
[02:08:54] * chromas just has pocket pool
[02:09:17] <BadCoderFinger> Well, in that case, wash before shaking hands.
[02:10:23] * chromas gets a scratch
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[02:29:51] * SpallsHurgenson spins in tiny circles
[03:02:56] <SpallsHurgenson> we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
[03:04:51] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[03:05:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Massacres, Torture and Mutilation: Extreme Violence in Neolithic Conflicts - http://sylnt.us - to-the-victor-go-the-spoils
[03:07:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we needa start doing that again. wars are entirely too nicey-nice nowadays.
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[05:37:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ProtonMail Open Sources Its Encrypted Webmail Interface, Releases v2 - http://sylnt.us - plain-text-is-for-sissies
[07:08:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Claim "Almost Fully Formed" Human Brain Grown in a Lab - http://sylnt.us - now-there's-an-idea
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[07:45:01] <crutchy> dimsims++
[07:45:01] <Bender> karma - dimsims: 2
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[08:39:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Says 80% Of Apple Watch Users Are Already Using Apple Pay - http://sylnt.us - how-many-were-actually-sold
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[10:10:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Raspberry Pi Gains New FreeBSD Distribution - http://sylnt.us - mmmmm-pie
[10:14:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:14:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1584
[10:23:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[10:23:02] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) utf8mb4 upgrade 2) filtering for the api cause damn 3) find out wtf is going on with memcache 4) look into daily email digests 5) add an api option to pull only a single nexus 6) add an api option to pull only a single topic
[10:32:49] <crutchy> ;socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[10:32:49] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard, you're a socialist!
[10:32:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist crutchy
[10:32:57] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[10:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin
[10:46:46] <crutchy> g'day
[10:46:46] <ciri> run everyone! crutchy
[10:47:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, punctuation typos are killing me this morning
[10:48:03] <crutchy> in perl?
[10:48:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[10:53:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, there's that done and it wasn't even on my todo list
[10:53:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dev.soylentnews.org and https://dev.soylentnews.org
[10:54:46] <crutchy> api++
[10:54:46] <Bender> karma - api: 7
[10:54:51] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++
[10:54:51] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 178
[10:55:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout to take care of items 5 and 6 on my todo list after i have a smoke
[11:23:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://twitter.com
[11:23:55] <systemd> ^ 03Practical Developer on Twitter: "Debugging http://t.co"
[11:35:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> pew pew pew
[11:36:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> ahhh!
[11:36:56] * AndyTheAbsurd gets hit with TheMightyBuzzard's lazers, falls off a balcony
[11:37:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> !done 6
[11:37:06] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[11:37:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> let that be a lesson to the rest of yas
[11:41:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NSA: Here’s $300,000, People. Go Build Us a Safer Internet of Things - http://sylnt.us - who-cares-what-my-fridge-thinks
[11:49:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[11:49:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dev.soylentnews.org
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[12:41:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> well hell, done everything i set out to do today already and it's only 7:30 inna mornin.
[12:41:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> !done 5
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[12:42:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Developments in the World of Exoskeletons - http://sylnt.us - ripley-would-be-proud
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[13:12:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Shift in the Media Landscape: NBC Invests in Buzzfeed - http://sylnt.us - social-media-bubble
[14:02:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[14:02:49] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) utf8mb4 upgrade 2) filtering for the api cause damn 3) find out wtf is going on with memcache 4) look into daily email digests
[14:13:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ISIS Beheads Renowned Archaeologist for Refusing to Divulge Locations of Hidden Antiquities - http://sylnt.us - unsafe
[14:14:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> ISIS needs to be educated into the modern age.
[14:23:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> or killed
[14:29:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'd agree, but I think that trying to kill ISIS will result in many innocents killed and more currently non-ISIS-members in the area becoming radicalized - which is not a desired outcome.
[14:53:00] <cmn32480|sleepin> should have turned the whole area into a gigantic sheet of nuclear glass years ago....
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[15:44:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Holograms Without Screens That Float and Can Be Touched - http://sylnt.us - waiting-until-they-mount-one-on-a-droid
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[17:16:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Three Years into its Mission, Curiosity's Stunning Martian Panorama - http://sylnt.us - 50%-beyond-designed-mission-spec-is-excellent
[17:25:00] <Bytram> !uid
[17:25:01] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5824, owned by The Shire
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[17:28:15] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I've been playing around with the API and now have a tool that, when I run it, finds all UIDs newer than the last one I've queried, and for each of those: retrieves the user_info, extracts the UID, created_at, and nick fields, and appends them to a file.
[17:29:06] <Bytram> someone had a sense of humor when they selected a nick for UID 3869
[17:29:15] <Bytram> oops, 3868
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[17:30:35] <Bytram> mechanicjay: hey there! how's things?
[17:30:37] <Bytram> coffee++
[17:30:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1585
[17:30:45] <Bytram> ~weather boston, ma
[17:31:07] <Bytram> ;weather boston, ma
[17:31:08] <MrPlow> Today: Lots of sunshine. High 78F. Winds ESE at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Scattered thunderstorms. High 81F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60%.
[17:31:16] <Bytram> ;weather portland, me
[17:31:16] <mechanicjay> Hey Bytram. Okay, having some workstation issues at work today
[17:31:16] <MrPlow> Today: Generally cloudy. High 73F. Winds ESE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Thunderstorms likely in the morning. Then the chance of scattered thunderstorms in the afternoon. High 76F. Winds SSE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 80%.
[17:31:35] <Bytram> ah, that splains the coming and going! hope things stabilize for ya!
[17:32:01] <mechanicjay> Yeah, up on the laptop now.
[17:32:03] <Bytram> ;weather presque isle
[17:32:03] <MrPlow> Syntax: ;weather City, ST or ;weather zip code
[17:32:07] <Bytram> ;weather presque isle, me
[17:32:07] <MrPlow> Today: A mix of clouds and sun. High 82F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Overcast. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 79F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
[17:32:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> ;weather 33701
[17:32:17] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 89F. Winds WSW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 89F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.
[17:32:22] <Bytram> nice to have a fallback
[17:32:35] <Bytram> ;weather 90210
[17:32:36] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. High 81F. Winds SW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Some clouds in the morning will give way to mainly sunny skies for the afternoon. High 82F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.
[17:32:55] <Bytram> ;weather H0H 0H0
[17:32:55] <MrPlow> Syntax: ;weather City, ST or ;weather zip code
[17:32:58] <Bytram> ;weather H0H0H0
[17:32:58] <MrPlow> Syntax: ;weather City, ST or ;weather zip code
[17:33:15] <Bytram> dos not understand postal codes, it seems
[17:33:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> MrPlow doesn't believe in Canada.
[17:33:30] <Bytram> what's up with that, eh?
[17:33:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> Canada ain't real, man.
[17:33:51] <Bytram> we have lots of 'em visiting this time of year
[17:33:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's a hoax propagated by the Norweigans.
[17:34:04] <Bytram> lol
[17:34:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> Those "Canadians"? Norweigan, every last one of them.
[17:34:15] <Bytram> PrarieHomeCompanion++
[17:34:15] <Bender> karma - prariehomecompanion: 1
[17:35:23] <Bytram> ;weather delhi, india
[17:35:23] <MrPlow> Today: Tomorrow:
[17:35:34] <Bytram> Who's on first?
[17:36:01] <Bytram> ;weather toronto, canada
[17:36:02] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy skies. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 74F. Winds SW at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine in the morning with more clouds for later in the day. High 72F. Winds W at 10 to 15 mph.
[17:36:34] <Bytram> ;weather moscow, russia
[17:36:34] <MrPlow> Today: Tomorrow:
[18:08:37] <Bytram> http://www.nytimes.com
[18:08:38] <systemd> ^ 03( http://mobile.nytimes.com )
[18:08:54] <Bytram> http://mobile.nytimes.com
[18:08:55] <systemd> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[18:09:22] <Bytram> http://www.nytimes.com
[18:09:23] <systemd> ^ 03( http://mobile.nytimes.com )
[18:09:28] <Bytram> lol
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[18:30:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> always force referrer to google.com.
[18:30:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> nobody keeps you out if you're coming from google.
[18:39:54] * Bytram needs to reboot; back in a while... I hope!
[18:47:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Macy’s Tests Chutes, Tablets in Dressing Rooms to Repel Amazon - http://sylnt.us - just-wait-until-the-cameras-get-hacked
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[19:08:43] <mechanicjay> Okay, god willing thats the last reboot on this box for a while.
[19:12:32] <Bytram> mechanicjay: must be contagious; I just did a reboot myself to make the 'upgrade to win10' nagger go away
[19:17:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Holograms, Without Screens, That Float and Can Be Touched - http://sylnt.us - waiting-until-they-mount-one-on-a-droid
[19:26:52] <mechanicjay> Bytram: I ditched the deptarment supported F22 install for a custom gentoo build
[19:27:16] <Bytram> how's it treating you so far?
[19:27:58] <mechanicjay> Now that I got all the autofs nfs mounts working, pretty good. I switched to gentoo on my home machine a month or two ago and I've been digging it.
[19:28:12] <Bytram> nice to hear! (umm, read!!)
[19:28:27] <Bytram> that's the one you pretty much build everything from source?
[19:28:29] <mechanicjay> This thing with it's 16GB of memory and Quad-core xeon just fucking flies.
[19:28:33] <mechanicjay> yep
[19:28:44] <Bytram> yowza!
[19:28:57] <Bytram> now all you need is a 15.36 TB SSD!
[19:29:01] <mechanicjay> I agree!
[19:29:09] <Bytram> or two or three... =)
[19:29:51] <mechanicjay> The issue I've been having is a hardware issue between my monitor and my video card. Output is over DisplayPort -- when the card goes into low power mode, it never comes back. I have to do a cold boot.
[19:30:08] <Bytram> if you followed the links in the story we recently read, they demonstrated the new drive in a server that had something like 700 TB of storage. In ONE server!
[19:30:12] <mechanicjay> The joke is that the cold boot is only about 75% reliable in reinitializing the card.
[19:30:15] <Bytram> s/read/ran/
[19:31:26] <mechanicjay> A co-worker just threw a new video card at me. But I've already been screwing with this for two days -- I need to get some work done this week.
[19:31:55] <Bytram> hey, if the muse is with you, run with it!
[19:33:07] <Bytram> amd or nvidea?
[19:33:54] <mechanicjay> currently Nvidia, new one is amd -- which means compiling my drivers and what not.
[19:34:23] <Bytram> nod nod; I suppose you could compile them while you do other stuff, tright?
[19:34:30] <Bytram> *right?
[19:34:47] <mechanicjay> I can do that ahead of time, but it just takes a bit to read through the How-To to make sure I don't shoot myself in the foot.
[19:35:48] <mechanicjay> The 2nd issue I'm having, is that I think this monitor can only do full resolution via the display Port, which the new card does not have.
[19:35:59] <Bytram> ouch.
[19:36:15] <Bytram> maybe an adapter would work?
[19:36:29] <Bytram> I think I'm feeding HDMI into DVI-D atm
[19:37:06] <mechanicjay> Just dug up the manual, looks like 2560x1440 is good over DP and HDMI
[19:37:20] <Bytram> is that enough?
[19:37:41] <mechanicjay> yep, that's native resolution of the panel
[19:37:53] * Bytram is amazed that it's possible to even ask such a question!
[19:38:06] <mechanicjay> :)
[19:38:28] <Bytram> I remember when 1024x1024 was ultra-high res and needed specail Evans and Sutherland gear to drive it!
[19:39:26] <Bytram> that was more memory for the display than many mainframes ran with!
[19:39:32] <mechanicjay> Oh the other thing, is that the card seems to be okay unless I run it in dual head mode -- which of course, why wouldn't you?
[19:39:57] <Bytram> well, doh!
[19:40:18] <Bytram> laundry calls; biab
[19:50:31] <Bytram> back
[19:53:43] <Bytram> http://www.sciencedaily.com
[19:53:44] <systemd> ^ 03Help Page -- ScienceDaily
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[20:01:47] <Bytram> http://www.acs.org
[20:01:47] <systemd> ^ 03‘Diamonds from the sky’ approach turns CO2 into valuable products - American Chemical Society
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[20:18:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Things College Freshman Born In 1997 Have Never Not Known - http://sylnt.us - how-old-do-you-feel
[20:51:23] <paulej72> I am going crazy from compiling code all day
[21:01:47] <cmn32480> I'm just going crazy...
[21:03:30] <Bytram> Never mind *going* crazy... I'm already there! =)
[21:03:39] <cmn32480> seriously
[21:03:57] <Bytram> well, I was there for a time; it's nice to be back.
[21:04:29] <cmn32480> is Volksawgen a new car company? or shoudl it be Volkswagon?
[21:04:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm waking up from a nap and starting dinner
[21:05:26] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: Neither -- it should be Volkswagen
[21:07:52] <cmn32480> achtung!
[21:08:07] <cmn32480> rough day, huh themightybuzzard?
[21:08:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> boring day. got everything i wanted to do done by 7:30 am
[21:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i better get in there and get on that pork roast or it's gonna be a long time before it gets done
[21:10:53] <cmn32480> caught all the fish in the lake by 0730? busy busy busy!
[21:12:11] <Bytram> cmn32480: Volkswagen -- https://en.wikipedia.org
[21:12:13] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Volkswagen
[21:12:35] <cmn32480> I already fixed the headline.
[21:12:47] <Bytram> great catch!
[21:12:57] <cmn32480> there was a big WOOSH as my joke flew by and I was the only one who saw it
[21:13:13] <cmn32480> note: it was not a GOOD joke...
[21:13:16] <cmn32480> rather ppor actually
[21:13:22] <cmn32480> *poor
[21:14:18] <mechanicjay> Dude, the joke so far out, I didn't even hear to WOOSH.
[21:14:23] <mechanicjay> s/to/the/g
[21:17:15] <cmn32480> wait... bytram... you just submitted the VW story again
[21:17:22] <cmn32480> I am so confused
[21:17:39] <Bytram> I did? Wasn't on purpose!
[21:18:15] <cmn32480> I got it. Will kill the second one
[21:18:54] <Bytram> duped my own story in less than 12 hours... that's gotta be a new record or somethin!
[21:19:13] <cmn32480> nah... I did 2 in a row adn somebody else caught it
[21:19:25] * Bytram bows to your expertise
[21:19:43] <cmn32480> <sigh> expertise I'd rather not have
[21:20:02] <cmn32480> I have hidden the 2nd one away far in the past
[21:20:08] <mechanicjay> Bytram: you need to tweak your internal de-dupe algorthim.
[21:20:17] <Bytram> a new take on eco-friendly lawn care: http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[21:20:18] <systemd> ^ 03Inside the Nonseum, Austria's museum dedicated to wacky creations, in pictures - Telegraph
[21:49:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EFF Sues Justice Dept. Over FBI's Rapid DNA Plans - http://sylnt.us - privacy-vs.-catching-crooks
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[22:19:17] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:19:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1586
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[23:14:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> Hey folks.
[23:15:27] <mechanicjay> howdy
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[23:27:09] <cwtch> .tell Leper 3>implying
[23:27:42] <cwtch> wrong channel!
[23:31:32] <SirFinkus> bY
[23:31:34] <SirFinkus> b&
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[23:42:30] <Ethanol-fueled> whew. Nothing like a 3-mile run
[23:43:14] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm slowly winning the battle against fatness that I lost after I got laid off.
[23:43:28] <Ethanol-fueled> er, winning the battle I lost against fatness.
[23:44:01] <mechanicjay> you got laid by a fat what now?
[23:44:18] <Ethanol-fueled> tryin' to run off some chub. Kinda succeeding at it.
[23:44:40] <mechanicjay> congrats -- I've actually be trying to do the same
[23:45:22] <Ethanol-fueled> It's a pain in the ass without coffee and music
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