#Soylent | Logs for 2016-01-23

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[00:00:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, nicotine time
[00:01:20] <Deucalion> what ya working on crutchy?
[00:02:40] <srijan> since trolls seem to be of common interest here, my paper from last year: https://docs.google.com
[00:02:41] <icon> ^ 03Kumar - Accurately Detecting Trolls in Slashdot Zoo via Decluttering - Google Drive ( https://docs.google.com )
[00:04:09] <Deucalion> lol - No Script had a brainfart with that linkie :D
[00:04:39] <chromas> I think you just need googleusercontent.com
[00:04:47] <crutchy> srijan, noice
[00:04:55] <chromas> and maybe gstatic.com
[00:05:06] <crutchy> srijan++
[00:05:06] <Bender> karma - srijan: 1
[00:05:32] <srijan> thanks :D
[00:08:43] -!- fliptop [fliptop!~fliptop@67.231.zpp.nw] has joined #Soylent
[00:11:14] <Deucalion> Ooh - just had to allow googleusercontent in request policy
[00:12:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> srijan, actually, Deucalion is the one you really need to talk to if you want better analytics built in. he's our resident boss guy and defender of unfettered speech.
[00:13:16] <Deucalion> srijan, TMB is the one who actually writes the analytic code :D I just talk a lot and no not very much at all :D
[00:13:17] <crutchy> and the defender of juggs
[00:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, he threw juggs under the bus.
[00:13:50] <crutchy> juggs is still there... behind the scenes :p
[00:13:52] <Deucalion> still juggs on the site :P
[00:13:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, the code's easy. the decisions on user privacy are hard.
[00:14:01] <Deucalion> still juggs on my whois here too
[00:14:02] <crutchy> politics--
[00:14:02] <Bender> karma - politics: -2
[00:14:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs++
[00:14:14] <Bender> karma - juggs: 81
[00:14:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[00:14:23] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 32
[00:14:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> bewbs++
[00:14:34] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 57
[00:14:40] <crutchy> its ok if someone complains we can just blame Bytram per usual :D
[00:14:46] <Deucalion> TMB, that is true. I think you know where I stand on privacy :D
[00:14:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[00:15:33] <srijan> o/ Deucalion
[00:16:08] <srijan> I am thinking of extending my work on /. with SN as well and see how the algorithm performs to detect trolls
[00:16:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly, yep, but i'd expect it to get nit-picky if srijan is trying to gather as much useful data as possible and we're trying to maintain user privacy.
[00:16:38] <srijan> :D
[00:17:00] <Deucalion> o/ srijan - just starting to wade through your paper :D But as it's Friday night here and a beer or two may have passed my lips, I may not complete it in one sitting :D
[00:17:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> like i could expose the moderation log via the api and remove who did the actual moderation.
[00:17:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i could start logging relationship changes.
[00:17:47] <Deucalion> reminds me of the stick chart we had / have for IRC :)
[00:17:51] <crutchy> you could hash the uid
[00:18:02] <srijan> Deucalion, ya no rush. I will grab a beer myself soon enough ;)
[00:18:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, our key space is too small. any hash would be supremely easy to crack.
[00:18:49] <crutchy> yeah probably
[00:19:06] <crutchy> just loop through users and get hash for each and then associate
[00:19:06] <chromas> crc16
[00:19:18] <srijan> if relationship changes could be logged, that would be super!
[00:19:28] <Deucalion> Ooh - looks like piespy is dead as of Dec 14th.... musta not come up after one of the hypervisor updates... seem to remember we had a few around then
[00:19:28] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[00:20:07] <crutchy> maybe hash with a non-published salt
[00:20:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> relationship changes wouldn't expose anything new, just make it easier to access than scraping every user every day.
[00:20:46] <srijan> yup exactly
[00:22:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> srijan, bad news is we're currently in a code freeze for a site upgrade around the end of the month. won't be anything new going in until probably may.
[00:22:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> so if you need the info sooner than that, you'll have to scrape everyone.
[00:24:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> which i have no objection to. we can handle that load easily.
[00:24:25] <SirFinkus> that's what she said
[00:24:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus++
[00:24:42] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 22
[00:24:53] <srijan> okay! I can easily do that once I have the code (and will definitely put a few seconds delay b/w requests)
[00:25:02] <crutchy> SirFinkus++ # shuddup and take my damn upvote
[00:25:02] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 23
[00:25:11] <srijan> SirFinkus++
[00:25:11] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 24
[00:25:27] <Deucalion> Should be very similar to /.
[00:26:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> one or two seconds should be sufficient. especially if you do your scrapes at night.
[00:26:10] <SirFinkus> again
[00:26:16] <srijan> Yup, but I haven't scraped /. either
[00:26:32] <srijan> okay
[00:26:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, and /. doesn't have a handy api =P
[00:27:10] <srijan> lol true ;)
[00:27:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> they make money, we make awesome.
[00:27:39] <crutchy> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[00:27:39] <Bender> Added quote 653
[00:27:59] <srijan> true story :D
[00:28:00] * SirFinkus vomits
[00:28:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 280
[00:28:05] <Bender> Quote 280 - <Konomi> nograb ~
[00:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[00:28:11] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[00:28:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[00:28:18] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[00:28:37] <crutchy> its important to wear a shirt
[00:28:48] <crutchy> ~g slip slop slap
[00:28:49] <exec> [google] https://www.youtube.com
[00:28:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 630
[00:28:53] <Bender> Quote 630 - <crutchy> all i saw were bewbs
[00:29:53] <crutchy> bewbs++
[00:29:53] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 58
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[00:30:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight. nuff from me for the day. i still got tv from two days ago to watch and beers to drink.
[00:30:13] <crutchy> !stats
[00:30:13] <Bender> creating stats for channel #Soylent (Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970)
[00:30:28] <crutchy> does diego have a linky?
[00:30:28] <chromas> diego++
[00:30:28] <Bender> karma - diego: 1
[00:31:05] <srijan> Thanks TheMightyBuzzard -- really appreciate your help!!
[00:31:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AT&T CEO Says Congress Should Determine Encryption Policy, Not Companies - http://sylnt.us - don't-blame-us
[00:31:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> np
[00:31:39] <crutchy> <Bender> *sorry* - an exception occured - jsb.lib.threads:45 run | .usr.lib64.python2.7.threading:766 run | jsb.plugs.socket.chatlog:299 handle_chatlogstats | jsb.drivers.irc.ircevent:109 reply | jsb.lib.botbase:456 say | jsb.lib.botbase:424 makeoutput | jsb.lib.botbase:544 makeresponse | <type 'exceptions.UnicodeDecodeError'>: 'utf8' codec can't decode bytes in position 0-1: invalid - 1 more
[00:31:39] <crutchy> 20<crutchy>30 !more
[00:31:39] <crutchy> 18<Bender> continuation byte
[00:31:42] <Deucalion> For some reason I had diego commented out in the startup and cron scripts... can't remember why I knobbled him
[00:32:20] <crutchy> maybe he became sentient
[00:33:17] <Deucalion> crutchy, diego is piespy - output here.... http://stats.sylnt.us It'll update in a few minutes when it finishes parsing all the logs it slept through.... I guess :D
[00:33:18] <icon> ^ 03SoylentNews - PieSpy Relationship Map - #soylent
[00:34:33] <Deucalion> I may have knobbled it because it is a java bot and was running away with memory or something..... I really don't recall.
[00:35:20] <chromas> Poor Java; it gives itself such a bad reputation
[00:35:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab chromas
[00:35:56] <Bender> Added quote 654
[00:35:57] <Deucalion> Been that long since I ssh'd in I had to refresh my mind on the correct incantation to get screen to list already active sessions :D
[00:36:56] <Deucalion> There ya go - now he's caught up... http://stats.sylnt.us
[00:37:48] <crutchy> Deucalion, i see what you did back tere
[00:38:04] <crutchy> "was running away with memory or something..... I really don't recall"
[00:38:06] <Deucalion> srijan has similar "edge" maps in their paper I see (on p.2) :D
[00:38:16] * Deucalion groans
[00:38:33] <crutchy> :)
[00:39:00] <srijan> lol yaa
[00:39:27] <srijan> btw why I am not connected to crutchy in the above diagram? (we both mentioned each other in the chat)
[00:39:54] <Deucalion> You are...
[00:40:07] <srijan> now i am..maybe it takes like the last few mins of text I guess
[00:40:08] <Deucalion> You show as north west of crutchy with a fine line to me
[00:40:33] <crutchy> seems to only retain relationship lines to a certain point
[00:40:54] <srijan> yeaah seems like it
[00:41:13] <crutchy> need to crank up the retaining factor all the way up to 11 :p
[00:41:57] <crutchy> chromas is the mitm
[00:41:58] <Deucalion> Yeh, it is fairly "current" - historical relationships get aged out pretty fast. It is configurable though. Bit beyond my ken to be honest - it is the result of someone else's academic work to map irc relationships. The linkie is on the image if you want to peruse how it functions. Probably make more sense to you than me :D
[00:44:10] <srijan> I see
[00:44:50] <srijan> :)
[00:45:12] <srijan> btw, what other sites have friend and foe relations? any apart from SN and /.?
[00:45:29] <crutchy> *cough* facebook *cough*
[00:45:37] <crutchy> well, "friends" anyway
[00:46:00] <srijan> ya it doesn't have any explicit foe relation
[00:46:04] <crutchy> there was a directory of sites that use the slashcode app somewhere
[00:47:14] <Deucalion> Did pipedot implement it?
[00:47:30] <srijan> lemme search if i find it
[00:47:54] <srijan> pipedot doesnt have it
[00:48:27] <Deucalion> Hmm - barrapunta I think forked /. code as well
[00:48:39] <Deucalion> pipedot was rewritten from ground up
[00:48:56] <srijan> okay
[00:49:05] <Deucalion> barrapunto.com
[00:49:07] <srijan> yes barrapunta is similar
[00:49:13] <srijan> nice!
[00:49:49] <crutchy> pipedot has its own php codebase
[00:49:50] <crutchy> http://www.morrissey-solo.com
[00:49:52] <icon> ^ 03Morrissey-solo - "A Hateful Online Cr�che"
[00:49:59] <crutchy> this one is apparently slashcode
[00:50:03] <crutchy> interesting layout too
[00:50:44] <srijan> ya very different layout..!
[00:50:52] <crutchy> http://www.morrissey-solo.com
[00:50:53] <icon> ^ 03Morrissey-solo - About
[00:51:07] <Deucalion> Presume they tweaked the CSS... there are a surprising number of sites running forks of slashcode when you bother to dig around
[00:51:10] <crutchy> why does the name David Tseng ring a bell?
[00:51:35] <chromas> "Any non-vegetarian ads that appear on the network will be blocked as soon as they are seen / reported."
[00:52:02] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_uid nick=dtseng
[00:52:03] <exec> 02{"uid":null}
[00:52:12] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_uid nick=davidtseng
[00:52:13] <exec> 02{"uid":null}
[00:52:16] <crutchy> hmm
[00:53:40] <crutchy> doesn't seem to be on the site. maybe he was in irc at some point
[00:53:43] <srijan> morrissey solo changed the code quite a bit..it only has friends now. It doesn't even show fans
[00:54:02] <srijan> no foe/freaks either
[00:54:16] <crutchy> http://use.perl.org
[00:54:17] <icon> ^ 03use Perl: All the Perl that's Practical to Extract and Report
[00:54:22] <crutchy> this is slashcode
[00:54:26] * Deucalion feels $beer_count is still sufficiently low to delve into diego's guts and see about that retention thing.... no messing with core services but I feel fine messing with a bot config... here hold my beer, what could possibly go wrong??
[00:54:47] <crutchy> "NOTE: use Perl; is on undef hiatus. You can read content, but you can't post it." <== aww
[00:55:30] <srijan> okay
[00:55:37] <srijan> lol
[00:57:15] <srijan> ya this uses /code
[00:57:20] <srijan> thanks
[00:57:31] <srijan> hmm, where are you getting these from? :)
[00:57:52] <Deucalion> OK - with no documentation... this will be fun....
[00:58:16] <srijan> hahahaaa
[00:58:45] <srijan> no worries, I will dig it out
[00:58:48] <Deucalion> Incoming mega-paste....
[00:58:53] <Deucalion> # Advanced Settings:
[00:58:53] <Deucalion> # DO NOT CHANGE THESE UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN.
[00:58:53] <Deucalion> # THE WORLD MAY END IF YOU GET SOMETHING WRONG HERE.
[00:58:53] <Deucalion> TemporalDecayAmount = 0.02
[00:58:53] <Deucalion> SpringEmbedderIterations = 1000
[00:58:54] <Deucalion> K = 2
[00:58:56] <Deucalion> C = 0.01
[00:58:58] <Deucalion> MaxRepulsiveForceDistance = 6
[00:59:00] <Deucalion> MaxNodeMovement = 0.5
[00:59:02] <Deucalion> MinDiagramSize = 10
[00:59:04] <Deucalion> BorderSize = 50
[00:59:06] <Deucalion> NodeRadius = 5
[00:59:08] <Deucalion> EdgeThreshold = 0
[00:59:10] <Deucalion> ShowEdges = true
[00:59:12] <Deucalion> Verbose = true
[00:59:14] <Deucalion> Encoding = UTF-8
[00:59:54] <srijan> "TemporalDecayAmount"
[00:59:56] <Deucalion> YA WHAT?!?!? I figure TemporalDecayAmount is key... but up or down?
[00:59:57] <srijan> that's the one
[01:00:24] <Deucalion> Go to the source Luke :D
[01:00:35] <srijan> *laughs*
[01:00:40] <Deucalion> No idea what K or C are :/
[01:01:00] <srijan> TemporalDecayAmount would reduce the edge strength per minute or so
[01:02:51] <Deucalion> That makes sense... lower the decay and relationships age out slower... that would be logical. Who knows if that is how it is coded though? OK - I'll bump it to 0.01 and see what gives :D
[01:03:20] <SirFinkus> what's everyone up to for Friday
[01:03:33] <SirFinkus> just got a growler of a great IPA and two steaks
[01:03:44] <Deucalion> Any idea what "SpringEmbedderIterations" are srijan?
[01:03:45] <SirFinkus> treating myself
[01:04:23] <Deucalion> Listening to old music and breaking irc bots :D The steak sounds good... what cut?
[01:04:52] <SirFinkus> just sirloin, nothing special
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[01:05:25] <srijan> most likely it is the number of iterations it would run for laying out the nodes in "Spring layout"
[01:05:56] * Deucalion looks blank.... can you tell this is not my field yet? :D
[01:06:59] <Deucalion> OK well I reduced that decay figure in the config, we'll see what results. It's just a stats bot after all.. worst that can happen is it goes titsup :D
[01:07:25] <srijan> oops ya --- Initially, each node (person) is assigned a position in the graph in the randomly, and this is updated in each iteration. "Spring layout" is just one layout in which nodes can be placed.
[01:07:45] <srijan> does this make sense?
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[01:08:10] <srijan> ya nothing would go wrong -- only more nodes would appear in the graph
[01:08:17] <srijan> (hopefully ;) )
[01:08:49] <Deucalion> OK - is Spring layout a java thing exclusively? All my googling just brings back Java related stuffs
[01:09:23] <Deucalion> aha - force directed graphing looks interesting
[01:10:17] <srijan> nope -- see https://networkx.github.io
[01:10:18] <icon> ^ 03Drawing — NetworkX 1.10 documentation
[01:10:37] <Deucalion> srijan, are you working on undergrad, masters or phd with this stuff?
[01:10:50] <cmn32480> ~gday soylent
[01:10:51] * exec accidentally postulates a bucket of Debian towards soylent
[01:10:59] <srijan> i am a third year phd student
[01:11:13] * Deucalion feels slightly less bad
[01:11:25] <srijan> haha :D
[01:11:28] * cmn32480 walks away from a conversation that is already obviously far over his head
[01:12:11] <srijan> grrr.. found this but useless: http://www.slashcode.com
[01:12:11] <icon> ^ 03Slashcode FAQ ( http://www.slashcode.com )
[01:13:00] <srijan> the link that should have the list of slash sites is broken :/
[01:18:14] <Deucalion> shame :( You can probably use some Google meta search-fu to locate them
[01:18:47] <Deucalion> cmn32480, above my head too.... but learning is fun :D
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[01:19:08] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 17°C/63°F, 5:19 pm PST, Friday, 22 January 2016
[01:19:16] <Ethanol-fueled> pretty snazzy.
[01:19:22] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Evenin' all.
[01:19:44] <Deucalion> srijan meet Ethanol-fueled - troll #1 :D
[01:19:45] <SirFinkus> lo
[01:19:52] <Deucalion> hi EF
[01:19:56] <Ethanol-fueled> I cheated and read the logs before jumping in.
[01:20:02] <Ethanol-fueled> looks interesting.
[01:20:34] <Ethanol-fueled> but detecting trolls could be used as a tool for evil, because a mechanism put to use will probably be in a pre-crime context.
[01:20:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Not literal crimes necessarily, but for pre-emptive watching banning etc.
[01:20:53] <srijan> lol Deucalion! hi EF
[01:21:16] <SirFinkus> "could be used as a tool for evil" the feds are already doing that
[01:21:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup.
[01:21:24] <Deucalion> Oooh - Hooke's law and Coulomb's law... now I have a handle on it.... /me reads on
[01:21:39] <SirFinkus> I'm sure we all have social credit scores, they just aren't public like in china
[01:22:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck 'em. I don't got no problems being hired.
[01:22:26] <Ethanol-fueled> And fuck the government, Jews, and Gays.
[01:22:30] <Deucalion> EF - you know how we are at SN - judge not lest ye be judged yourself.
[01:22:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Heil Hitler.
[01:22:34] <SirFinkus> you'll be first into the FEMA camps
[01:22:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahha
[01:22:55] <SirFinkus> they already have a plastic coffin in a field somewhere with your name on it
[01:22:59] <srijan> lol
[01:23:12] <Ethanol-fueled> finkus, I heard those were double-sized. I hope they put a woman in with me, at least.
[01:23:28] <Ethanol-fueled> I wouldn't have to die alone like everybody else does.
[01:23:37] <SirFinkus> I suspect I know which woman you'd like it to be too
[01:23:45] <SirFinkus> oh no, you'll die alone
[01:23:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Dead men don't have standards.
[01:23:49] <SirFinkus> you'll share a coffin though
[01:24:14] <SirFinkus> ahh, but apparently they do
[01:24:19] <SirFinkus> you did specify "woman"
[01:24:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, shit ace. Ya got me there.
[01:24:30] <Deucalion> Rigor mortis could see you finally do away with that extender
[01:25:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup, death erections are a thing.
[01:25:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Whether you get hanged or bitten by the Brazilian Wandering Spider, you're gonna get a hardon before/when you die.
[01:25:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Due to action on the brain.
[01:26:07] <SirFinkus> that sounds like a conversation in a tarentino movie
[01:26:08] <Deucalion> Maybe confirmation bias srijan but did this grow? http://stats.sylnt.us
[01:26:08] <icon> ^✓* 03SoylentNews - PieSpy Relationship Map - #soylent
[01:27:38] <srijan> Deucalion, seems to have more people now
[01:28:32] <Deucalion> srijan, Friday evening is not the ideal time for serious conversation in #soylent unsurprisingly :D
[01:28:52] <SirFinkus> we have serious conversations in #soylent?
[01:28:58] <SirFinkus> remind me of one
[01:29:15] <srijan> hahaaa, friday evenings are not ideal time for serious conversation *anywhere* :D
[01:29:53] <Ethanol-fueled> I remember some back in the early days.
[01:30:01] <Deucalion> Hmm, wonder what happens if I bump that Temporal setting down to 0.0005.... one way to find out.... here, hold my beer...
[01:30:19] <SirFinkus> suppose you're right, in the early days all the nonsense took place in ##
[01:30:25] <SirFinkus> *most of the
[01:30:36] <Ethanol-fueled> I was to dumb to visit that channel.
[01:30:54] <SirFinkus> you missed lots of conversations about bacon
[01:31:04] <Deucalion> ha. I remember being a newbie IRC staffer here trying to "control" #soylent.... stupid juggs :D
[01:31:09] <Ethanol-fueled> that's fine with me because bacon is timeless.
[01:31:17] <Ethanol-fueled> It reigns supreme amongst meats
[01:31:30] <SirFinkus> and 00,04D00,07I00,08C00,03K00,12S00,02 00,06D00,04I00,07C00,08K00,03S00,12 00,02D00,06I00,04C00,07K00,08S00,03 00,12D00,02I00,06C00,04K00,07S00,08 00,03D00,12I00,02C00,06K00,04S
[01:31:44] <Ethanol-fueled> WHOA.
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[01:32:44] <Deucalion> TemporalDecayAmount = 0.005
[01:32:49] <Deucalion> We wait and see :D
[01:33:11] <srijan> am curious too.
[01:33:34] <SirFinkus> sounds like a handy thing to have IRL
[01:33:40] <Deucalion> bacon and pork products was khyber right?
[01:33:48] <SirFinkus> no, kobach
[01:33:52] * chromas remembers a time when an ef dong pic was cause for the boot
[01:34:08] <SirFinkus> EF posted his dong?
[01:34:11] <Deucalion> right SirFinkus
[01:34:29] * SirFinkus checks his "pictures of ef" folder
[01:34:30] <chromas> sure; it's all in the logs
[01:34:52] <Deucalion> I believe so, although I never clicked on it.... only the powdered extender things in a box one trollololol
[01:35:57] <crutchy> there was the one with the rifle
[01:36:14] <chromas> http://chromas.0x.no\.google
[01:36:17] <icon> ^ 03Log
[01:36:19] <chromas> some of these are sfw
[01:36:19] <Deucalion> srijan, no idea if that config change will make it look back retrospectively or it will only apply going forward ~shrug~
[01:36:31] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahahah, Yeah, because I would get trashed and spam the link 5 times in a row.
[01:36:33] <crutchy> chromas, lol
[01:36:43] <chromas> some are music
[01:36:48] <crutchy> chromas++
[01:36:48] <Bender> karma - chromas: 145
[01:36:49] * Ethanol-fueled is too tired to troll :(
[01:36:51] <chromas> "Gay Jewish Robots"
[01:36:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Or Vaginal Jesus
[01:37:08] <chromas> That's not one fo yours
[01:37:13] <crutchy> praise vaginas!
[01:37:25] <Ethanol-fueled> posting the link to Vaginal Jesus' "Slave Runaway Rodney Beat Down" is what caused Konomi to finally bail.
[01:37:43] <crutchy> she's still here in spirit
[01:37:47] <crutchy> or some shit
[01:38:13] <SirFinkus> fuck her if she can't handle the bantz
[01:39:00] <Deucalion> Always had time for her... she had the script-fu down to an art... helped me out with quite a few things
[01:39:26] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[01:39:43] <Ethanol-fueled> nice work chromas.
[01:39:45] <crutchy> Deucalion, she's still on freenode
[01:40:10] <Ethanol-fueled> That's what's cool about the logs, you can easily set up queries
[01:40:44] <crutchy> chromas is the backside of exec's ~log/~last/~first/etc commands
[01:40:55] <crutchy> chromas++
[01:40:55] <Bender> karma - chromas: 146
[01:40:56] <Ethanol-fueled> I thought it was unusual that (s)he would bail like that. I talked a lot of shit but wasn't in here much. Only weekend evenings.
[01:41:03] <chromas> crutchy: s/ .*//4
[01:41:04] <chromas> aw
[01:41:07] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas++
[01:41:08] <Bender> karma - chromas: 147
[01:41:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, exec is pretty cool
[01:42:39] <SirFinkus> yeah, that surprised me too
[01:42:49] <SirFinkus> but whatever
[01:43:02] <chromas> /ignore is hard
[01:43:59] <Deucalion> crutchy, not connected to freenode in forever... the sheer volume on the channels was too much to try to keep up with. I prefer a quiet life :)
[01:44:13] <Ethanol-fueled> quiet_life++
[01:44:13] <Bender> karma - quiet_life: 1
[01:44:35] <Deucalion> Really?
[01:44:53] <Ethanol-fueled> No shit. I've said here before that I'd like to live on a ranch out of town.
[01:45:11] <Ethanol-fueled> But for now it'll have to be stabbings and sirens.
[01:45:19] <Deucalion> Actually farming or just having a lot of space?
[01:45:36] <SirFinkus> I want a place where I can shoot guns from my back porch
[01:45:55] <chromas> what did guns ever do to you?
[01:46:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, shooting. And a vegetable garden. Maybe learn how to raise and slaughter livestock.
[01:46:52] <SirFinkus> the slaughtering part is pretty easy
[01:46:59] <Ethanol-fueled> for you, maybe, fink.
[01:47:05] <SirFinkus> just shoot em
[01:47:08] <SirFinkus> from your back porch
[01:47:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha, yeah, that's easy.
[01:47:37] <SirFinkus> actually, I think it's technically illegal to diy it
[01:47:48] <Ethanol-fueled> birds splatter like water balloons when hit at close range with a .12 gauge.
[01:47:52] <SirFinkus> people usually call a guy with a trailer that's set up for the killing and butchering part
[01:48:07] <crutchy> ~g fpsrussia
[01:48:08] <exec> [google] https://www.youtube.com
[01:48:16] <SirFinkus> or send it to a slaughterhouse and get the meat back
[01:48:18] <crutchy> this guy ^ ++
[01:48:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Not here, fink. There are classes offered to hipsters here that teaches the art of meat slaughtering.
[01:48:44] <SirFinkus> slaughtering, or butchery?
[01:48:50] <Ethanol-fueled> the actual slaughter.
[01:49:00] <Ethanol-fueled> they let kids participate as well.
[01:49:05] <Ethanol-fueled> lemme see if I can dig up the link...
[01:49:39] <SirFinkus> huh, didn't know that
[01:49:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Ah, fuck. Damn google's all ads for hipster meat stores.
[01:50:33] <SirFinkus> https://www.reddit.com
[01:50:34] <icon> ^ 03reddit.com: over 18? ( https://www.reddit.com )
[01:50:41] <Ethanol-fueled> If I recall correctly the animal being slaughtered was the pig, probably smaller ones.
[01:50:42] <SirFinkus> trump has the Japanese pornstar vote apparently
[01:51:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, another shitty election season. Trump the authoritarian or Bernie the Beaner-lover.
[01:51:47] * chromas nominates Ethanol-fueled to run for Prez
[01:52:08] <SirFinkus> shitty, but this has been one of the more entertaining elections so far
[01:52:20] <SirFinkus> if you can detach yourself from it
[01:52:41] <Ethanol-fueled> The first thing to do as president is to outlaw lobbying, take the money out of politics, and recruit a modern-day Goebbels as propaganda minister.
[01:53:09] <Deucalion> Do you even have an election yet or is like 3 years away and all we have now is the spending mad build up? Politics by amount of money spent... seems legit :/
[01:53:17] <Ethanol-fueled> The next thing to do is immediately and involuntarily deport all visa-holders.
[01:53:21] <SirFinkus> executive power doesn't work that way
[01:53:35] <SirFinkus> congress would need to be on board, and that's their paycheck
[01:53:42] <Ethanol-fueled> SirFinkus - it does if you have Hillary's hit squad.
[01:54:06] <crutchy> Deucalion, the US election year has been going on for a couple of years i think
[01:54:24] <SirFinkus> but IT'S REAL NOW
[01:54:33] <chromas> It starts earlier each time, like xmas
[01:54:48] <crutchy> for the same reason too
[01:54:50] <SirFinkus> it is officially the election year
[01:54:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Bammy's doing a good last-minute job with Iran.
[01:54:52] <chromas> We're already planning for xmas 2017
[01:55:02] <SirFinkus> arguably, it has been for about 3 months now
[01:55:25] <SirFinkus> depends on whether you count it as 2016, or a year from the election
[01:55:29] <crutchy> dickbutt for potus!
[01:55:37] <Ethanol-fueled> If Bammy closes Gitmo and does a couple more things that aren't immediately reversed after he leaves, he might be okay.
[01:56:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I think we should arm Iran with our joint strike fighter
[01:56:21] <SirFinkus> nope, his support of the NSA is unforgivable
[01:56:31] <SirFinkus> unless that's one of the "couple more things"
[01:56:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that's the elephant in the room.
[01:56:41] <crutchy> hasn't iran already got s-400's?
[01:56:50] <crutchy> that's pretty much as good as
[01:56:52] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm not buying the S-400 hype.
[01:57:05] <Ethanol-fueled> but the S-400 is a defensive weapon.
[01:57:14] <crutchy> true
[01:57:29] * Deucalion hides from the US election stuff garbage, cranks up the tunes and turns up the music.... nothing I can influence
[01:57:35] <crutchy> can't see the iranians doing the empire thing though
[01:57:59] <SirFinkus> anyone can vote from the rooftops
[01:58:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Naw. It's just politically incorrect to support the Iranians, even though it is them who should be our greatest ally in the Middle-East.
[01:58:04] <Deucalion> wait... cranks up the tunes and sips another beer.... there we go, that makes nore sense
[01:58:21] * SirFinkus goes to answer the angry knock at the door
[01:58:30] <crutchy> Deucalion, nonono... beer comes first :p
[01:58:44] <SirFinkus> no, usually Deucalion comes first
[01:58:53] <SirFinkus> before he's supposed to
[01:59:00] crutchy is now known as beer
[01:59:01] <Deucalion> Have we met SirFinkus ?
[01:59:02] <beer> :p
[01:59:10] beer is now known as crutchy
[01:59:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, if it was a prostate orgasm that means you two can keep going.
[01:59:34] <SirFinkus> well, I've met you, I don't know if you've met me
[01:59:44] * cmn32480 turns around and walks away again
[01:59:47] <SirFinkus> good to know
[01:59:55] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[01:59:58] * exec fanatically passes a cheap plastic cup of coffee to cmn32480
[02:00:04] * Deucalion feels slightly paranoid
[02:00:17] <cmn32480> every time I checkin here there is a conversation happeing that I'm not sure I wanna be part of
[02:00:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Ir all sweating bullets up in here.
[02:00:33] <cmn32480> first it was Deucalion and a 3rd year PhD student
[02:00:35] <Deucalion> Eh? It's winter
[02:00:45] <cmn32480> then Ethanol-fueled is talking about prostate orgasms.
[02:00:46] <SirFinkus> steaks are almost ready
[02:00:49] <SirFinkus> awww yeah
[02:00:55] <crutchy> cmn32480, that was pretty interesting (the phd thingy)
[02:00:58] <SirFinkus> to be fair, that was Deucalion's fault
[02:01:02] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn, those bastards led me into that discussion after my attempt to talk science.
[02:01:03] <Deucalion> cmn32480, the only way to learn is to be out of your depth :D
[02:01:09] <Ethanol-fueled> They are degenerate bastards.
[02:01:21] <cmn32480> Ethanol-fueled - I know, that is why we all hang out here
[02:01:40] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaha
[02:01:46] <cmn32480> Deucalion - yes, but coming in a little more than mid-stream is very difficult
[02:02:12] <cmn32480> <2 inches of snow on the ground so far
[02:02:21] <cmn32480> this storm better take a big dump overnight
[02:02:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What you need to know about the IoT Black Market - http://sylnt.us - gonna-need-a-much-bigger-hosts-file
[02:02:28] <cmn32480> or I'm gonna be unhappy
[02:02:32] <Ethanol-fueled> snow++
[02:02:32] <Bender> karma - snow: -2
[02:02:47] <cmn32480> we s'posed to get 24+
[02:02:48] <Deucalion> I blame srijan for being a brainiac :D Not my fault at all :D How could it be!
[02:02:52] <Ethanol-fueled> are snowball fights considered savage in this day and age? have they been outlawed yet?
[02:03:02] <cmn32480> only on school grounds
[02:03:36] <Ethanol-fueled> How about a frosty the snowman with a carrot for a penis and a couple nuggets of coal as balls?
[02:04:00] <cmn32480> we can name him SpallsHurgenson
[02:04:29] <crutchy> SnowsHurgenson
[02:04:32] <Deucalion> I think throwing a snowball at a car or other person gets police interest here these days.... probably common assault or something.... ~pfft~ Where did the fun go???
[02:04:45] <cmn32480> cars have always done that
[02:04:55] <cmn32480> especially if you break the windows
[02:04:55] <srijan> did i miss something ?
[02:05:12] <crutchy> we're talking about snowmen penises
[02:05:12] <srijan> Deucalion lol :P
[02:05:14] <Deucalion> Just the usual #soylent blither
[02:05:18] <cmn32480> your conversation w/ Deucalion made a whooshing noise over my head
[02:05:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Or dropping rocks and other stuff from the freeway overpass HAHAHAHAHAH
[02:05:31] <cmn32480> yes that's bad too
[02:05:58] <srijan> hahahaa no more serious stuff from my side for today (as I have got my beer now lol)
[02:06:11] <crutchy> beer++
[02:06:11] <Bender> karma - beer: 51
[02:06:30] <Ethanol-fueled> or this one: removing a stop sign
[02:06:32] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHHA
[02:06:38] * crutchy wonders if he has any redgut left
[02:06:42] <crutchy> ~time
[02:06:43] <exec> Saturday, 23 January 2016 @ 1:06 pm GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[02:06:51] <SirFinkus> I have an entire growler
[02:06:57] <cmn32480> nice that time works again crutchy
[02:06:57] <Ethanol-fueled> what is the redgut, crutch?
[02:06:57] <crutchy> 1pm isn't too early to drink?
[02:07:01] <SirFinkus> I'm going to get bombed harder than hiroshima
[02:07:08] <crutchy> oh yeah
[02:07:09] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[02:07:11] <crutchy> cmn32480++
[02:07:11] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 39
[02:07:17] <crutchy> welcome script works too :)
[02:07:19] * Ethanol-fueled is locked and loaded.
[02:07:25] <cmn32480> ahhhh
[02:07:36] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, $5 shiraz
[02:07:41] <cmn32480> since I never sign out.... that doesn't help me
[02:07:42] <crutchy> (bottle)
[02:07:58] * cmn32480 is drinking adult Arnold Palmers
[02:07:59] <Deucalion> I recall firing mini firework rockets under cars as they came down my street - as a youngster mind..... they never knew whether to brake to a halt or veer all over the place.... if they just kept going the rocket would pass underneath and go "pop" behind them. I guess my amusement / risk balance was not the same 30 years ago :D
[02:08:24] <cmn32480> and playing with Legos
[02:08:26] <SirFinkus> I thought everyone did that
[02:08:36] <crutchy> lego is awesome
[02:08:47] <cmn32480> yeah
[02:08:47] <Deucalion> The more authoritarian neighbours.... I was not popular with :D
[02:08:49] <crutchy> not the minecraft sort. the real ones
[02:09:01] <cmn32480> I got the kids the Phantom adn the Ghost last christmas... built it
[02:09:08] <crutchy> Deucalion, lol. can't pick your neighbours eh
[02:09:13] <cmn32480> and then after about a week they were both in a bazillion pieces
[02:09:20] <srijan> I am gonna go have dinner now.. It was fun spending time here. thanks for all the help!! ciao ;)
[02:09:31] <Deucalion> crutchy, certainly not at that age
[02:09:41] <cmn32480> crutchy - you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.
[02:09:49] <Deucalion> srijan... hope you return, Be well.
[02:09:51] <crutchy> you can't!?
[02:09:54] <SirFinkus> Deucalion was such a handsome young man
[02:10:03] <cmn32480> WHEN???????
[02:10:05] <crutchy> ~g'night srijan o/
[02:10:06] * exec allegedly poops an anvil of NCommander for srijan
[02:10:08] <srijan> Deucalion, i will :)
[02:10:13] <SirFinkus> so curious too
[02:10:31] <srijan> night crutchy o/
[02:10:40] <cmn32480> now both ships are mixed in wiht the rest of the bins.... what a cluster
[02:11:03] * Ethanol-fueled envisions fink as doing the tuck and dancing to "Goodbye Horses" in the basement
[02:11:10] -!- srijan has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[02:11:34] <SirFinkus> just glad you're thinking of my :3
[02:11:50] <SirFinkus> christ, I haven't even had anything to drink yet and I'm already like this
[02:11:55] <cmn32480> that gave me the vision of you doing the goat
[02:11:58] <Deucalion> Interesting guy that srijan.
[02:12:09] <SirFinkus> NSA
[02:12:14] <SirFinkus> N S A
[02:12:32] <Ethanol-fueled> N.S.A. Niggas, Suckas, and Asshoes
[02:12:55] <SirFinkus> that was lame
[02:12:59] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, blame it on the full moon. I'm blaming it on listening to old Pendulum tracks. Seems plausible.
[02:12:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Your average day with a college football team.
[02:13:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, I'm here for my amusement, not yours, and I'm easily amused.
[02:13:39] * cmn32480 wanders off back to the lego hunt....
[02:13:40] * Deucalion tickles Ethanol-fueled - are you amused yet bitch?
[02:13:52] * Ethanol-fueled pees all over Deucalion
[02:13:54] <SirFinkus> oh shit, I was going to listen to tool tonight
[02:14:04] * cmn32480 encourages Deucalion to wash his hands.... you dont know where Ethanol-fueled has been
[02:14:04] <Deucalion> .kick Ethanol-fueled
[02:14:04] -!- Ethanol-fueled was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(Deucalion (juggs)) No reason given]
[02:14:13] <Deucalion> HA - let the old times rule!
[02:14:20] <Deucalion> :D
[02:14:23] <crutchy> rekt
[02:14:31] <cmn32480> SirFinkus - look around... you are listening to a bunch of tools
[02:14:33] <crutchy> poor e-f
[02:14:42] <Deucalion> I hope he come back, I was just messin
[02:14:52] <crutchy> Deucalion, you know he's probably whacking off to that kick now
[02:14:57] <cmn32480> only a minor abuse of power....
[02:15:55] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:16:05] <Deucalion> cmn32480, should I stand down now?
[02:16:31] <Bytram> greetings soylents!
[02:16:32] <cmn32480> nah....
[02:16:40] * cmn32480 makes a note in Deucalion's file
[02:16:41] <SirFinkus> kicking should require that two keys be turned simultaneously at opposite ends of the room
[02:17:04] * Deucalion shits in cmn32480's file...
[02:17:09] <cmn32480> .kick Deucalion
[02:17:09] -!- Deucalion was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(cmn32480) No reason given]
[02:17:19] <Bytram> it does, but the room is built in the shape of a torus
[02:17:34] <cmn32480> I read "in the shape of an anus"
[02:17:38] -!- Deucalion [Deucalion!~juggs@Soylent/Staff/IRC/juggs] has joined #Soylent
[02:17:39] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Deucalion] by Imogen
[02:17:44] <Bytram> .op
[02:17:44] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Bytram] by Imogen
[02:17:45] <Deucalion> hahahahahaha
[02:17:45] <cmn32480> welcome back !
[02:17:47] <Bytram> .kick cmn32480
[02:17:47] -!- cmn32480 was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(Bytram (martyb)) No reason given]
[02:17:53] <Bytram> .deop
[02:17:53] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Bytram] by Imogen
[02:17:58] -!- cmn32480 [cmn32480!~cmn32480@Soylent/Staff/Editor/cmn32480] has joined #Soylent
[02:17:58] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v cmn32480] by Imogen
[02:17:58] <Bytram> Deucalion++
[02:17:58] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 9
[02:18:00] <exec> welcome cmn32480: Baltimore, MD, USA, -4°C/24°F, 9:18 pm EST, Friday, 22 January 2016
[02:18:08] <cmn32480> oh
[02:18:14] <Deucalion> lol.... let's not go with this kickfest
[02:18:14] <cmn32480> the welcome script works!
[02:18:35] <Bytram> cmn32480: no hard feelings, but I saw no reason for the kick, and my sense of fairplay and decency got the better of me
[02:18:35] <cmn32480> love you too bytram
[02:18:42] <Bytram> yo bro!
[02:18:46] <Bytram> =)
[02:18:50] <crutchy> aww. i thin e-f is quitted :(
[02:19:00] <cmn32480> you missed the earlier part when he .kied ethanol for peeing on him (virtually)
[02:19:02] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram o/
[02:19:05] <cmn32480> so he shit in my file
[02:19:08] * exec abnormally postulates a buzz saw of dag towards Bytram
[02:19:24] <Bytram> hmmm
[02:19:30] <Bytram> how'd he DO that?
[02:19:43] <cmn32480> and if a #1 gets a kick, certainly a #2 deserves one
[02:19:43] <Deucalion> Bytram, he kicked me because I jovially kicked EF. EF as usual did not come back.
[02:19:48] <crutchy> maybe there's a .shit command?
[02:19:57] <cmn32480> prolly a marco for exec
[02:19:57] <Bytram> no .shit?
[02:20:01] <Bytram> polo
[02:20:02] <SirFinkus> I thought you could only shit in directories
[02:20:10] <crutchy> Bytram, i se what you did there :p
[02:20:14] <Bytram> =)
[02:20:30] <crutchy> or chairs
[02:20:33] <Bytram> gahd, nerd humor... I love this place
[02:20:57] <Deucalion> EF has a tough hide though, I have no doubt he will be back :D
[02:20:59] <Bytram> nobody i normally deal with on a day to day basis would understand a tenth of this stuff
[02:21:00] <crutchy> .macro .shit * privmsg 💩
[02:21:02] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".shit" and PRIVMSG command template "💩" saved
[02:21:07] <crutchy> .shit
[02:21:09] <exec> 💩
[02:21:10] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[02:21:13] <SirFinkus> shit: cmn32480sfile is a file (not excreted into).
[02:21:14] <crutchy> heh. is now
[02:21:22] <cmn32480> .shit
[02:21:24] <exec> 💩
[02:21:25] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[02:21:37] <cmn32480> and the best part.. is that the second part triggers another macro
[02:21:40] <crutchy> lol forgot about the aqu4 poke
[02:21:48] <crutchy> 💩
[02:21:49] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[02:21:55] <crutchy> poor aqu4
[02:21:58] <cmn32480> crutchy++ #for creativity
[02:21:58] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 188
[02:22:17] <crutchy> # is a source of inspiration
[02:22:36] <cmn32480> tama is cfunny
[02:22:49] <Deucalion> at least I hope EF knows it was jovial.... ~sigh~
[02:23:25] <SirFinkus> nope, he took it personally
[02:23:29] <crutchy> he'll be back later... too drunk to remember
[02:23:29] <SirFinkus> he'll never ask you to the prom now
[02:24:17] <Deucalion> Thank noodles.... my feels are hurt though.... I'm conflicted :/
[02:24:35] <crutchy> .macro .shit * privmsg 05💩
[02:24:36] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".shit" and PRIVMSG command template "05💩" saved
[02:24:43] <crutchy> .shit
[02:24:44] <exec> 05💩
[02:24:49] <crutchy> there we go
[02:24:50] <Deucalion> .shit
[02:24:52] <exec> 05💩
[02:25:33] <Deucalion> I thought exec symbol was ~ what's with the dots?
[02:25:52] <Bytram> different bot; it's the dot bot
[02:26:22] <Deucalion> dot bot is services.... ~grrr~
[02:26:53] * Deucalion reins in OCD
[02:27:52] <crutchy> oops
[02:27:58] <cmn32480> i thought the services bot was greek not indian?
[02:28:02] <Bytram> 🙉🙈🙊
[02:28:08] <Bytram> afk making dinner
[02:28:16] <crutchy> i dunno why but i started using . for macros
[02:28:24] <crutchy> probably not the best idea
[02:29:01] <crutchy> can be changed pretty easily
[02:29:58] <JamesNZ> .'s are easier to type.
[02:31:04] <cmn32480> conflicts with the service bot... that's no good
[02:31:16] <crutchy> i've changed the script to use ~ for the macro commands, but the macros themselves gotta be changed in the macros file
[02:31:37] <crutchy> pushed to github: scripts/cmd.php
[02:32:21] <cmn32480> 10-4
[02:32:38] <crutchy> though tbh i doubt anyone's gunna confuse .shit with a service bot command :p
[02:35:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> .pants crutchy
[02:35:36] * TheMightyBuzzard frowns
[02:35:39] * cmn32480 removes a VERY stale fruit loop from the lego bin
[02:35:48] <Deucalion> I think the bot prefixes are on the wiki... kinda polite to abide by it so we don't get endless bots all responding to the same #shit command or whatever... AFAIR exec is ~ services are . MrPlow is # etc.
[02:36:02] <crutchy> no .pants macro!?
[02:36:16] <crutchy> Deucalion, true
[02:36:44] <cmn32480> $burrito
[02:36:44] <aqu4> The burrito command requires an argument.
[02:36:56] <cmn32480> $burrito crutchy
[02:36:56] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
[02:36:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> $burrito me
[02:36:59] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at me
[02:37:09] <cmn32480> aqua4 is $
[02:37:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab myass
[02:37:29] <Bender> I don't know what myass said, so I can't quote them!
[02:37:36] <Deucalion> weather is one example of a duplicated function - I'm sure we can keep things civilised :D
[02:37:36] <crutchy> i might have had a rationale, but i don't remember what it was and it was probably a dumb rationale anyway
[02:38:45] <crutchy> cmn32480, maybe if you get a chance can you replace the dots in the macros file on your end?
[02:38:49] * Deucalion puts crutchy in the naughty corner for 30 seconds
[02:38:57] -!- BadCoderFinger has quit [Quit: ENOBEER]
[02:39:04] * TheMightyBuzzard can barely move
[02:39:17] <cmn32480> can do crutchy
[02:39:18] <Deucalion> Shoulda smoked less...
[02:39:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> went out and ate up all the chinese food in town again
[02:39:51] <cmn32480> even in the snow?
[02:39:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoking's good for you. puts a protective coating on your lungs so polution can't hurt them.
[02:39:53] <Runaway1956> There will be more roadkill by morning
[02:40:08] <SirFinkus> clears the throat
[02:40:11] <cmn32480> there went the first plow... and we ai'nt got nuthin' on the ground yet
[02:40:12] <Deucalion> area guy reports less stray cats seen in TN
[02:40:37] <Runaway1956> family pets disappearing as well
[02:40:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i think i ate at least two complete cats worth tonight
[02:41:14] <crutchy> even the teeeeesticles
[02:41:15] <Runaway1956> I'm seeing fewer rodents
[02:41:38] <crutchy> .fight
[02:41:45] <crutchy> ~fight
[02:42:01] <Runaway1956> Remind your womenfolk NOT to go to Brazil to get pregnant.
[02:42:04] <crutchy> hmm. maybe that's only in x's macros
[02:42:15] <crutchy> so confusement
[02:42:55] <SirFinkus> Scotch is good for you too, for the heart and the bloodstream. It pumps out the arteries, gets the fuzz out.
[02:42:58] <Deucalion> This is why comments are valuable crutchy.... come back to your own code a year later and it's all WTFsville???!?!
[02:43:29] <Runaway1956> You need a sense of adventure Deucalion
[02:43:38] <Runaway1956> Notes are lame
[02:44:01] <crutchy> Deucalion, maybe professionally
[02:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> comments are for bitching about other people's code
[02:44:36] <crutchy> for my own hobby code even if i did write comments it probably wouldn't help a year later anyway :p
[02:44:52] <Runaway1956> Besides, Cliff's notes are about brain dead, why should crutchy's notes be any better?
[02:45:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, i haven't got a line going to you on piespy yet. this should fix that.
[02:45:16] <Deucalion> Runaway1956, I had one of those some decades back..... I choose to forget the nights that ensued. Fun at the time but nothing that could be repeated or regaled as a fine tale in polite company. :D
[02:45:24] <crutchy> #socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[02:45:24] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard, you're a socialist!
[02:45:28] <crutchy> likewise :p
[02:45:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[02:45:33] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[02:45:48] <Runaway1956> Is there anyone polite here? Aside from Ethanol, I mean.
[02:46:03] <Deucalion> Fuck you NO
[02:46:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, go fuck yerself.
[02:46:11] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO
[02:46:13] <Deucalion> lol
[02:46:16] <crutchy> ethanol-fueled is the last gentleman
[02:47:23] <Deucalion> The last PUBLICALLY LOGGED den of iniquity.... stand proud soylenteers!
[02:47:36] <Runaway1956> I wonder if I can use the "Dog ate my car" again, as a reason not to go to work.
[02:47:49] <Deucalion> We may not agree on anything but FUCK YOU!!!!
[02:48:07] <Runaway1956> Pubic logs?
[02:48:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima sleep proud instead.
[02:48:28] <crutchy> Runaway1956, is that you chromas?
[02:48:32] <crutchy> :D
[02:48:46] <Runaway1956> I can't even spell chromas
[02:48:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone remind me i wanna sub this tomorrow: http://www.breitbart.com
[02:48:50] <icon> ^✓* 03SJWs Are Purging Politically Incorrect Sci-Fi Authors From Bookstores - Breitbart
[02:48:57] <Runaway1956> why? can you smell him?
[02:49:24] <Runaway1956> good article, TMB
[02:49:31] <crutchy> looked like a chromasy thing to say :p
[02:49:36] <Deucalion> Runaway1956, #soylent is a publicly logged channel. SN makes #soylent logs available for the world to see.. we like to hide nothing.
[02:49:41] <crutchy> we're very immaturity in #
[02:49:43] <Runaway1956> we need a virus that selectively kills off SJW.
[02:50:03] <crutchy> nah that would make us sjw's then, and we'd be killing ourselves off
[02:50:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, by selectively you mean with not more than a 50% error rate, yes?
[02:50:25] <crutchy> fuck social justice
[02:50:37] <crutchy> let chaos reign supreme
[02:50:55] <Runaway1956> Well, yes, of course - a 50% error rate would be acceptable to any mad scientist.
[02:50:58] <SirFinkus> social justice a ok
[02:51:01] <Deucalion> I'd rather like someone to define wtf an SJW actually is.... just seems like hyperbole turf war shit to me. :/
[02:51:18] <SirFinkus> that's not what people who use the term are fighting for though
[02:51:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, short definition is anyone who uses the phrase "social justice" and means it.
[02:51:42] <SirFinkus> it pretty much is Deucalion, at the point
[02:51:57] <Runaway1956> An SJW is a self proclaimed hero of the downtrodden, who hates the established order
[02:52:24] * Deucalion continues to ignore it and people who ramble on about it.
[02:52:28] <crutchy> Deucalion, its a bit of a loose term, but i think generally people that want to force their own misguided beliefs onto others for the sake of 'the greater good'
[02:52:55] * Runaway1956 remembers reading about the French Revolution and the mass hysteria running rampant.
[02:53:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> dogs and cats living together?
[02:53:09] * Runaway1956 believes SJW's would have blended right in there
[02:55:21] <Deucalion> Yeh - the "equality" bit I get and agree with, but it seems to have been hijacked and politicised to mean absolutely anything the speaker wants to vent about. I'll just leave it alone as the echo chamber it is.
[02:55:22] <crutchy> Deucalion, 'social justice' obviously being a misnomer
[02:56:18] <crutchy> problem with equality is that people will never put in an equal amount of effort or take an equal amount of responsibility, no matter how hard you try
[02:56:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mostly hate em cause they're authoritarian douchebags to a man
[02:57:05] <SirFinkus> the term has been so diluted these days though
[02:57:23] <crutchy> the fight for 'equality' is merely a fight for the spoils of the efforts of others
[02:57:30] <crutchy> its a farce
[02:57:51] <SirFinkus> used to be fat feminists screaming, now it's just about anybody who's left of center on social issues
[02:57:54] icon is now known as PC-Police
[02:58:15] <Deucalion> Runaway1956, personally speaking, I am all for equality on merit. Anythihng beyond that is going to get hackles up. Single topic ranters would likely get short shrift around these parts.
[02:58:35] <crutchy> a lot of neocons are sjw's too. they just have different beliefs for 'the greater good'
[02:59:00] <crutchy> social issues shouldn't be political tools
[02:59:14] <SirFinkus> I see the term used almost exclusively to refer to people who espouse liberal social policies
[02:59:26] <SirFinkus> in fact, I can't think of a counter example
[03:00:10] <crutchy> anti gay, anti abortion, anti drugs are sjw too. they're just not called out as such
[03:00:46] <crutchy> leftwingers probably also make more noise about social issues, whereas neocons focus more on military issues
[03:00:52] <crutchy> (generalizing of course)
[03:01:39] <SirFinkus> they aren't though, language is constantly evolving and I've NEVER heard an anti-abortion person referred to as an "sjw"
[03:01:50] <SirFinkus> well, until now
[03:01:51] <Deucalion> how can anti-anything be "social justice" - and who hijacked "liberal" which used to mean "just leave me the fuck alone"? I feel like Rumplestiltskin!
[03:02:00] <crutchy> its the same shit, different smell
[03:02:20] <chromas> Just Lol look for anyone who seriously uses words and phrases like "people of color", "privilege", "problematic" et cetera. The more words, the more likely they're an sjw/feminist/pc police
[03:02:26] <crutchy> Deucalion, anti abortionists claim to be fighting for 'the greater good' as much as pro-abortionists
[03:02:27] <Deucalion> Smells like authoritarians..... kill them in the crib.
[03:02:33] <chromas> Editing--
[03:02:33] <Bender> karma - editing: -3
[03:03:26] <SirFinkus> but they aren't SJWs, if you said "SJW" to 100 people and asked what that brought to mind, not a single one of them would mention anti abortion
[03:03:38] <crutchy> kinda ironic eh
[03:03:54] <SirFinkus> my point is that it's basically a slur now
[03:04:04] <crutchy> of course it is
[03:04:09] <SirFinkus> it's meaning so diluted it's almost meaningless
[03:04:13] <SirFinkus> like "epic"
[03:04:20] <SirFinkus> or "awesome"
[03:04:25] <SirFinkus> a product of our language evolving
[03:04:33] <crutchy> possibly
[03:04:42] <chromas> Wasn't it always a slur?
[03:04:57] <chromas> Pretty sure it was meant to be sardonic
[03:05:01] <SirFinkus> it basically means "anyone with vaguely liberal social politics that I disagree with"
[03:05:08] <Deucalion> crutchy, I am not taking any life steer or opinion from the US. My overriding burner is authoritarians - those who would try to dictate how I live my life.
[03:05:35] <crutchy> for me, anyone who wants to force their misguided social beliefs down my throat in the name of 'the greater good' warrants the SJW insult :p
[03:05:35] <SirFinkus> true chromas, but a year or two ago it was a much more specific insult
[03:05:58] <crutchy> Deucalion, true that
[03:06:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's still a quality insult. use it on one and see if they don't froth at the mouth.
[03:06:15] <SirFinkus> but that's not what SJW means, since the vast majority of people don't view it in that context
[03:06:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> more i mean
[03:06:27] <Deucalion> It's so generic though TMB... why use it?
[03:06:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause it's effective
[03:06:43] <crutchy> its easy to call out a SJW... anyone who bites hard as a result of being called one
[03:06:44] <crutchy> :p
[03:06:45] <SirFinkus> and I strongly suspect that outside of the context of this discussion, you wouldn't use the term to describe people like Trump or Ann Coulter
[03:06:55] <crutchy> trump is just an idiot
[03:07:05] <crutchy> i have nfi who ann coulter is
[03:07:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> wanna piss a woman off, call her a cunt. wanna piss an sjw off, call them an sjw.
[03:07:17] <crutchy> ^
[03:07:20] <SirFinkus> ohhhh boy crutchy
[03:07:23] <SirFinkus> you should look her up
[03:07:30] <Deucalion> Oh god.. the fucking US election came up again.... where can I escape from this endless bullshit?
[03:07:32] <SirFinkus> one of america's greatest trolls
[03:07:35] <crutchy> lol
[03:07:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> she's a moderately good looking republican troll
[03:07:57] <crutchy> if trump becomes potus, the usa will have lost all credibility
[03:08:15] <SirFinkus> the Japanese porn stars will like us
[03:08:21] <SirFinkus> which is all that really matters
[03:08:23] <crutchy> that he is polling so high already makes you a laughing stock :p
[03:08:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> what credibility? we haven't gotten anything but shit talk from east of us in decades.
[03:09:05] <Runaway1956> Same question as TMB - which of the other candidates offers any credibility? Certainly not the front runner from the other party
[03:09:30] <crutchy> hmm good point
[03:09:43] <crutchy> though tbh even hillary is more potus material than trump
[03:09:54] <crutchy> trump is just a "WTF!" candidate
[03:10:01] <Runaway1956> That woman has state secrets on her server that gubbermint won't share with junior members of congress
[03:10:09] <crutchy> true. she is evil
[03:10:17] <crutchy> and i hope she doesn't win either
[03:10:41] <SirFinkus> https://twitter.com check her out, you'll love it
[03:10:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah i mean there's no credibility to lose. pretty much all of europe cept the old communist bloc folks do nothing but shit talk us. they haven't given our words credence since the 50s.
[03:10:47] <PC-Police> ^ 03Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) | Twitter
[03:10:48] <Runaway1956> Hillary should have been nominated for the gallows, back around 1975
[03:11:10] <SirFinkus> no really good zingers lately
[03:11:24] <crutchy> oh is ann coulter that reporter chick from RT USA
[03:11:25] <crutchy> ?
[03:11:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, full time pundit
[03:11:36] <crutchy> hmm
[03:11:44] <SirFinkus> she stirs up shit
[03:11:52] <Runaway1956> Another talkiing head, you mean? Yes, that's Ann Coulter
[03:12:00] <crutchy> her face kinda seems familiar. i might recognise her if the photo showed her tits
[03:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> if she can talk while giving you head, you need ef's extender
[03:13:03] <crutchy> regardless of how stupid US politics seems, its still more interesting and less stupid than aussie politics
[03:13:14] <crutchy> i don't even bother reading about what goes on here much
[03:13:32] <Runaway1956> Well, yes, unless they are aboriginees, Australians are boring
[03:13:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally, i hope trump wins. it'd be the best thing to happen to the republican party in a hundred years.
[03:13:51] <crutchy> possibly
[03:14:06] <crutchy> the republicans have certainly lost their way that's for sure
[03:14:07] <cmn32480> or the worst. he coudl go either way
[03:14:25] <Runaway1956> Best thing about Australians, are their women - I've met some beauties.
[03:14:34] <crutchy> i thought the tea party was pushing it a bit more towards its roots, but the neocons are fighting hard
[03:14:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, at the very least he's shown that professional douchebags can be beaten by speaking your mind and taking no shit.
[03:15:04] * Deucalion sighs at the voting systems US / UK / NZ / AU et al. have in place.... something has gone wrong when first past the post results in a governance that <30% voted for. ~sigh again~ Democracy I suppose. :/
[03:15:18] <Runaway1956> If a busload of SJW's and a busload of neocons crashed head on, and everyone died in flames, the world would be vastly improved
[03:15:25] <crutchy> he says the right stuff, but there hasn't been much in the way of actual policy from trump
[03:15:25] <SirFinkus> yeah, that was ridiculous Deucalion
[03:15:34] <SirFinkus> took the worst part of the US voting system
[03:15:44] <crutchy> he reckons he's gunna get the mexicans to pay for a wall... lol
[03:16:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno if he can manage that but it'd be entertaining if he did
[03:16:22] <SirFinkus> of the people in the debates, paul is the only one I'd even consider voting for
[03:16:28] <Runaway1956> We COULD put every illegal alien to forced hard labor, building that wall.
[03:16:40] <SirFinkus> so I guess I'm "wasting" my vote
[03:16:52] <crutchy> if he came up with some strategy specifics about how he was going to achieve it, he might have something going for him, but he just seems to be all talk
[03:17:04] <SirFinkus> welcome to politics crutchy
[03:17:12] <SirFinkus> that's ALL it is
[03:17:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty much. paul doesn't believe what he spouts any more than any of the rest of them and he doesn't spout the same shat as his dad.
[03:17:15] <crutchy> SirFinkus, i still think paul is the least shit of the republicans
[03:17:22] <Runaway1956> True, crutchy, which is why he'll fit right into Washington - all talk, no action
[03:17:35] <SirFinkus> paul doesn't have a chance in hell
[03:17:45] <SirFinkus> at least he kind of says the right things most of the time
[03:17:52] <SirFinkus> which is a start?
[03:18:02] <crutchy> rand is too much like his dad though... means what he says, which means that he'll be targeted by the entire establishment and pushed out of sight
[03:18:03] <Runaway1956> Paul doesn't offer free stuff to either the rich or the poor
[03:18:11] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, what are you on about, the UK electorate chose to stay with first past the post when given a referendum.... admittedly the alternative was not proportional rep - it was so diluted as to be venomous. But still TPTB can say "we had a referendum on that" and kick it into the long grass.
[03:18:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, half honest is still full of shit.
[03:18:36] <SirFinkus> I was sure that they had changed the election system Deucalion
[03:19:07] <Runaway1956> *sigh* Time for the boots . . .
[03:19:09] <SirFinkus> I don't know much at all about british politics, just that a lot of people were bitching about it
[03:19:13] <Runaway1956> later
[03:19:21] <crutchy> boots?
[03:19:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd rather have an honest, crazy fucker than a standard issue, full of shit politician who says what i want to hear.
[03:19:57] <crutchy> britain needs to get out of the euro or they're gunna be dragged down with a sinking ship
[03:20:02] <Runaway1956> I don't work in a massage parlor, can't wear slippers or sandals to work
[03:20:10] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, why you vote for trump then?
[03:20:19] <crutchy> he's the biggest bullshitter on stage
[03:20:21] * SirFinkus could have sworn the UK has a proportional system
[03:20:24] <SirFinkus> guess I'm wrong
[03:20:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause he'll tell you he's full of shit
[03:20:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> honest
[03:20:46] <crutchy> trump is just saying what he thinks people wanna hear
[03:21:16] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, referendum failed to pass. FPTP fans voted FPTP, PR fans voted FPTP because the "alternate vote" option was so foul it did not pass muster. A typical example of rigging the options. Nothing changed.
[03:21:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> good, least someone with an R by their name is.
[03:21:19] <Runaway1956> Oh my, crutchy - which politician doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear?
[03:21:39] <Runaway1956> I'm gone, see ya'll later
[03:21:46] <crutchy> saying what people wanna hear doesn't mean shit about what he'll actually do as potus though
[03:21:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, good idear. zzz
[03:21:55] <crutchy> i think he's just another establishment stooge
[03:22:20] <crutchy> if he wasn't he wouldn't get as much air time as he does
[03:23:00] <SirFinkus> yeah, he's about as establishment as it gets really
[03:23:13] <SirFinkus> which is why it's hilarious that he's portrayed as an outsider
[03:23:25] <crutchy> anti-establishment candidates get pushed out of sight, like ron paul did
[03:23:28] <SirFinkus> because being a washington outsider is sexy these days
[03:23:51] <SirFinkus> they all claim to be outsiders
[03:23:57] <crutchy> the real anti-establishment candidates do anyway
[03:24:07] * Deucalion comes to the US.... stands for POTUS.... who's putting up? This could be fun.... standing on an anti-establishment platform in the US.... would I be shot? Oh wait I can't do that I am not a citizen. :D
[03:24:32] <cmn32480> what we really need to change Washington is congressional term limits
[03:24:32] <SirFinkus> being a citizen isn't even enough
[03:24:33] <crutchy> apparently ted cruz is all up for auditing the fed but didn't show up to actually vote on it
[03:24:36] <SirFinkus> gotta be natural born
[03:24:55] <crutchy> cmn32480, rand paul introduced that bill to congress already
[03:25:02] <crutchy> i think its in limbo or something
[03:25:05] <cmn32480> and it was shot down
[03:25:09] <crutchy> yeah
[03:25:19] <cmn32480> it is somethign that will ahve to be broguht by a Constitutional Convention
[03:25:35] <cmn32480> 'suce me, a Convention of the States
[03:25:39] <crutchy> won't happen unless more people push for it. not just rand paul supporters
[03:25:43] <cmn32480> kinda liek the balanced budget amendment
[03:25:52] <Deucalion> That's OK.. I can change my place of birth and my parents to suit.... bad mistake making everything "digital" :D Welcome to now.
[03:28:21] <Deucalion> I may have to work on my accent though... what's an easy US accent to learn? Hmm... perhaps I can attest that I studied PPE and Law at Oxford or Cambridge, hence the accent being a bit weird. Yes... that would work :D
[03:28:26] <crutchy> the mexican drug cartels would be loving trump though. he's helping them maintain their grip on the drug trade
[03:28:56] <SirFinkus> just claim you were born in the US, but grew up in the UK
[03:29:27] <SirFinkus> it's plausible, my cousin moved there when she was 5 and she has a pretty posh accent
[03:29:33] <SirFinkus> don't know the specific region
[03:29:39] <cmn32480> "all the record were lost in a fire"
[03:29:48] <Deucalion> Ban it all! It's the only way. Throw them all in jail. Then fund the cartels through the black budget to keep the "war" going. :D
[03:30:00] <crutchy> nuke for orbit... only way to be sure :p
[03:30:04] <crutchy> *from
[03:30:23] <cmn32480> theow them all in jail? back to talking about Congress?
[03:30:24] * chromas demands Deucalion double long form birth certificate
[03:30:33] <Deucalion> Can't do that - there'd be nothing to send he boys to war for.
[03:30:46] <SirFinkus> oh Deucalion, I had a question, what's that cunty accent total biscuit and ashens have?
[03:30:49] <SirFinkus> can't stand it
[03:30:55] <SirFinkus> makes me hate them both irrationally
[03:31:01] <SirFinkus> and it'd be nice to put a name to the hate
[03:31:06] <crutchy> SirFinkus, lmao
[03:31:17] <crutchy> 'cunty accent total biscuit and ashens'?
[03:31:47] <SirFinkus> it's completely irrational, but still, fuck em
[03:32:02] <SirFinkus> Deucalion might have the same accent for all I know, but I don't have to listen to him talk
[03:32:10] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:32:11] <SirFinkus> this shit
[03:32:14] <Deucalion> Total biscuit and ashens? who they? Got any clips -
[03:32:16] <PC-Police> ^ 03Christmas Special 2015 | Ashens - YouTube
[03:32:18] <Deucalion> aahh
[03:32:33] * Deucalion pauses Pendulum
[03:32:38] <crutchy> Deucalion, do you say vajoyna?
[03:32:56] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:32:57] <PC-Police> ^ 03TotalBiscuit's Top 10 Games of 2015 - YouTube
[03:32:58] <Deucalion> noo.. vag-I-Na
[03:33:02] <crutchy> hmm. maybe thats more aussie
[03:33:23] * crutchy tries to think of how to spell british accents
[03:33:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Ancient, Brutal Massacre May be the Earliest Evidence of War - http://sylnt.us - ancient-butt-kicker
[03:33:53] <crutchy> hmm. maybe snatch is a good reference
[03:34:08] <crutchy> do you talk like turkish?
[03:34:25] <SirFinkus> it's more of the inflection and timing of the speech that I perceive as cunty, rather than the pronunciation
[03:34:26] <cmn32480> gobble gobble gobble
[03:34:56] <SirFinkus> Jimmy Carr has a similar accent, but being a bit of a cunt is his schtick
[03:35:01] <SirFinkus> so it works
[03:35:49] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, pretty generic "English" accent there.... pretentious wanker and talks too fast... that is not how we are.
[03:36:11] <SirFinkus> hmm, no specific region?
[03:36:22] <SirFinkus> damn, I was hoping to be able to clarify my hate
[03:37:04] <Deucalion> South-East and/or private school educated - no regional dialect
[03:37:27] <SirFinkus> so I'll go with "posh" maybe?
[03:37:33] <SirFinkus> not working class
[03:38:51] <SirFinkus> not royalty posh, upper middle class posh
[03:39:12] <SirFinkus> royalty posh has that vibrato quality
[03:42:42] <Deucalion> No - not posh. Well, not public school had elocution lessons at finishing school type posh. I'd have to listen to a lot more to pick up on any regional accent. I'd guess, ~40 something, private school, parents professional (doctor / lawyer / vet etc) - the absence of accent is a give away... probably there somewhere if I bother to listen at length.
[03:43:06] <SirFinkus> hmm
[03:44:12] * Bytram channels Julia Childs
[03:46:37] <Deucalion> In the UK - Public School (Elitist and stupidly expensive), Grammar School (Private and merit based and kinda expensive), Where Most People Go School (used to be called Comprehensive - state funded). The nomenclature is all ass about face... welcome to England :D
[03:47:05] <SirFinkus> lol of course
[03:47:40] <SirFinkus> the english do seem to like their euphimisms
[03:47:41] <Deucalion> I don't think Grammar Schools exist now as such.... I lose track... they used to be the upper track for the state funded schools when streaming was a thing..
[03:48:04] <SirFinkus> I've heard religious private schools where the thing
[03:48:31] <SirFinkus> that parents aspire to get their kids into
[03:52:47] <Deucalion> Round my way there are plenty of St. X primary / secondary schools that are either private or state funded and are either Church of England or Catholic biased (on the whole... there are of course Methodist exceptions etc.). But really, schools sell themselves on academic results here.. and yes there is much jockeying for property in the catchment areas of "good" schools regardless the denomination.
[03:56:12] <Deucalion> But then I live in a WASPy, conservative die-hard hold-out area :D Heh - I bought the place over 20 years ago as a know nothing.... don't judge me brah! :D
[03:57:03] <SirFinkus> blame gentrification
[03:57:42] * SirFinkus pours beer
[04:03:06] <SirFinkus> god fucking dammit
[04:03:10] <SirFinkus> I just broke a string
[04:03:16] <SirFinkus> put new strings on my guitar
[04:03:20] <SirFinkus> and promptly broke another one
[04:03:29] <SirFinkus> and I don't have any spares
[04:03:48] * SirFinkus sighs and gets the acoustic out
[04:05:31] <Deucalion> Nah, it's been gentrified here for hundreds of years... I stumbled into it as a know nothing in my early 20s. Heh... it has a river view! Buy! Nice outlook, judgemental neighbours..... you don't really consider the latter at that age - besides the gf at the time liked it. Funny how our decision parameters change over time. Still... I have a nice view :/
[04:05:57] <SirFinkus> not all bad, river view sounds nice
[04:07:21] <SirFinkus> the only better waterfront property is ocean
[04:07:27] <SirFinkus> lakes are boring
[04:08:00] <SirFinkus> provided the river isn't flooding
[04:08:49] * SirFinkus has seen houses on riverfront property that are built on stilts and require a boat to get to the front door
[04:09:35] <SirFinkus> the "only accessible by boat" thing works if you know you aren't screwed if the water rises another 2 feet
[04:10:03] <Deucalion> It's certainly ~interesting~ when the river gets into spate..... river running at max velocity, flood relief channel running at max velocity and the water level creeping up the bank.... such is the stupidity of building habitations on the flood plain.
[04:11:01] <SirFinkus> must be a biological thing, humans seem to like green and running water
[04:11:04] <SirFinkus> can't imagine why
[04:11:22] <SirFinkus> lizard part of our brain hasn't caught up to modern concerns yet
[04:11:57] * Bytram just patched dev to supress topic icons at top of page if one has updated their preferences to have checked '[x] No Icons'
[04:12:27] <SirFinkus> I'm still waiting for the print button to be removed
[04:12:36] <SirFinkus> now THAT'S an anachronism
[04:13:59] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard you still up?
[04:14:21] <SirFinkus> I think you'll be pleased to know you were called a gun-toting injun
[04:14:47] <SirFinkus> https://soylentnews.org
[04:14:51] <Deucalion> Houses on stilts only work if you keep your power up there too.. ours is in the garden.... if the river breaches the transformer goes immediately.... there by the grace of noodle go I... 90-something... it was inches below breaching.... if the river breaches I get ~4ft of icy river water and the power goes out. ~shrug~ deal with it when it happens. It will happen one day - heh who wants to live in a cocoon?
[04:14:53] <PC-Police> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:0)
[04:15:18] <SirFinkus> makes things interesting at least
[04:15:52] <SirFinkus> got flood insurance or the equivalent I hope?
[04:17:11] <Deucalion> Of course. Still wouldn't raise a family here... the disruption would be a real pain in the ass with wife n kids in tow.
[04:17:43] <SirFinkus> yeah, that'd be a pain
[04:18:48] <SirFinkus> idk how they handle the power around rivers here, but powerlines are generally on poles so I'd imagine they'd be fine for that
[04:19:11] <SirFinkus> unless there's a storm, then they're screwed
[04:19:19] <SirFinkus> it's happened to us several times
[04:19:33] <SirFinkus> almost 2 weeks without heat or water isn't fun
[04:20:22] <Deucalion> River looks like breaching - I jump in the car and drive just 1 mile away that has 1000ft elevation over here..... I'm fine pissing in a bottle and drinking bottled water... doing that with anyone in tow I don't see working for more than a day.
[04:20:39] <SirFinkus> set up a webcam before you leave
[04:21:03] * SirFinkus lives on a hill
[04:21:28] <SirFinkus> but that's why the ocean is the best place to live near, it's not going to flood unless there's a tsunami
[04:21:42] <SirFinkus> which are rare compared to floods
[04:21:59] <SirFinkus> especially if you don't live near the ring of fire
[04:22:14] <Bytram> might want to look up king tides and storm surges
[04:22:45] <SirFinkus> happens, but shit's typically far enough from the oceans not to be an issue
[04:22:52] <SirFinkus> at least as much of an issue as rivers
[04:22:54] <Bytram> also, astronomical high tides when the sun and moon are in conjunctions / opposition about the earth
[04:23:04] <SirFinkus> tides can be calculated
[04:23:18] <Deucalion> Power is in the ground here... we have a transformer in the grounds.... I doubt the cables would be a problem in event of a flood, the transformer.... yah, I predict that is toast. Frankly I do not care....
[04:23:22] <SirFinkus> oh, hurricanes
[04:23:41] <SirFinkus> but that's usually only in very localized areas
[04:23:48] <SirFinkus> my context here is PNW
[04:24:07] <Bytram> yeah, within 100-500 miles of the eye, depending on the size of the storm
[04:24:10] <Bytram> go aqsk sandy
[04:24:23] <SirFinkus> not gonna happen in PNW
[04:24:34] <SirFinkus> only danger is really tsunami
[04:24:47] <Bytram> didn't see that qualification in the discussion.
[04:24:54] * Bytram has seen it happen on the east coast
[04:25:01] * Bytram seen it more than once
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[04:25:21] <SirFinkus> if you can show a hurricane that's hit the PNW, I'd love to see it
[04:25:23] <Bytram> flooding is double plus ungood for all concerned
[04:25:32] <Bytram> didn;t say I had
[04:26:09] <Deucalion> flooding in urban areas is horrid - the sewage gets spread all around for all to enjoy
[04:26:12] <Bytram> read 5 lines back 'Bytram has seen it happen on the east coast' -- what part of that makes you think I was talking about the PNW?
[04:26:13] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[04:26:19] <PC-Police> ^ 03Wiki: 1975 Pacific Northwest hurricane
[04:26:22] <SirFinkus> doesn't look like it was a big deal
[04:26:30] <Bytram> anyway; time for bed. have fun everyone!
[04:26:37] <Deucalion> Bytram++
[04:26:37] <Bender> karma - bytram: 72
[04:26:50] <Deucalion> night Bytram
[04:26:59] <Bytram> Deucalion: and a very pleasant good night to you, too!
[04:27:05] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:27:39] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard: hope the storm doesn't hit your area too hard
[04:27:57] * Bytram|away is not sure of other's locations; hope they all fare well, too!
[04:28:00] <Bytram|away> g'night.
[04:29:27] * cmn32480 tosses up his hands and says "No Mas!"
[04:29:30] * Deucalion thinks now would be a good time to grind off a little more HL2.... something tells me I will have to run and shoot some things... ~sigh~ Be well all.
[04:29:41] <cmn32480> ~gnight Soylent
[04:29:42] * exec abrasively cracks open an anvil of skittles for Soylent
[04:29:44] <SirFinkus> you haven't finished it yet?
[04:29:45] <cmn32480> ~gngiht Deucalion
[04:30:06] <cmn32480> I'm done w/ all of it and waiting with baited breath for the third installment
[04:30:13] * SirFinkus thought this was going to be a lively evening based on the early coversation
[04:30:13] <cmn32480> ~gnight Deucalion
[04:30:15] * exec allegedly passes a cold can of pancakes to Deucalion
[04:30:24] <SirFinkus> *bated
[04:30:29] <cmn32480> I been going since 5am local time.
[04:30:33] <cmn32480> whatever
[04:30:46] <cmn32480> .shit Sirfinkus
[04:30:47] <exec> 05💩
[04:30:51] <SirFinkus> don't meant to be a cunt, but I'm as stickler for that stuff
[04:31:05] <cmn32480> how do you know I don't eat worms?
[04:31:32] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, I get bored with it.... shoot this, shoot that.. run here... OH FUCK OFF! It's not a challenging game, just stupidly annoying by going on so long. Hence "grind" it out.
[04:31:41] <cmn32480> *don't meanto be a cunt
[04:31:59] <SirFinkus> fair nuff, it was awesome when it was released
[04:32:02] <cmn32480> anyway
[04:32:04] <cmn32480> I'm out
[04:32:07] <SirFinkus> it's kind of lame in the 2016 context
[04:32:18] <SirFinkus> HOLY SHIT PHYSICS?!?!?!?!
[04:32:23] <cmn32480> gotta go check the snowfall then get a few hours sleep before I gotta blow it all off the driveway'
[04:32:29] <SirFinkus> night cmn32480
[04:32:43] <cmn32480> my blower is only good to 8 or 9 inches
[04:33:06] <cmn32480> nograb
[04:33:10] <SirFinkus> god dammit
[04:33:12] <cmn32480> shit I jsut read that again
[04:33:41] <cmn32480> sorrysir
[04:33:55] <SirFinkus> really need a !grab -1 cmn32480
[04:33:57] <cmn32480> *damnit
[04:34:11] <SirFinkus> dammit is in my dictionary
[04:34:21] <cmn32480> *dicktionary
[04:34:33] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, I enjoy HL2, but seriously...... the run and gun thing gets old. Maybe I shouldn't have turned off the auto-aim option in hindsight... and just srpinted through it like a concole player.
[04:34:52] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[04:34:53] * exec accidentally tosses a coffee++ mug of Soylent Green to #soylent
[04:35:12] <SirFinkus> it all feels generic these days
[04:35:21] <Deucalion> lol....
[04:35:31] <Deucalion> I don't even have a TV
[04:35:33] <SirFinkus> the last levels are fun though, you get a better gravity gun which is entertaining
[04:36:28] <SirFinkus> another big part was that the graphics at the time were PHOTOREALISTIC
[04:37:31] <SirFinkus> http://www.pcgamer.com
[04:37:37] <PC-Police> ^ 03Half-Life 2 review - PC Gamer
[04:37:49] * Deucalion is out to play ancient games until gravity pulls him/her off the chair... be well soylenteers...
[04:38:28] <crutchy> ~g'night Deucalion o/
[04:38:30] * exec brazenly hurls a socket of bewb at Deucalion
[05:35:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bridging the Bio-Electronic Divide - http://sylnt.us - cyborg-us
[07:06:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Learning a Second Language May Depend On the Strength of Brain's Connections - http://sylnt.us - does-spanglish-count
[07:09:23] <crutchy> http://www.vox.com
[07:09:29] <PC-Police> ^ 03Vladimir Putin is not in charge of Syria, never has been, and never will be - Vox
[07:09:36] <crutchy> silly journalists
[07:12:08] <crutchy> if putin really wanted assad gone, he wouldn't bother with diplomacy or bombing the syrian army... assad would simply be found dead one day, either from poison or a snipers bullet or from one of a myriad of other ways the kgb or spetsnaz could kill him
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[08:47:38] <exec> welcome Subsentient: Phoenix, AZ, USA 1:47 AM Navajo County, AZ, USA (MST), 11°C/51°F, 1:47 am MST, Saturday, 23 January 2016
[09:07:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Six Senators Show Stupidity - http://sylnt.us - what-speed-is-their-connection?
[09:23:37] <dyingtolive> sigh.... insomnia is a bitch.
[09:32:56] <crutchy> chromas, you awake dude?
[09:33:10] <chromas> 'sup
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[09:33:25] <crutchy> hop into #crutchy. i wanna use you as a test dummy :p
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[09:45:25] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 11:30 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 19°C/66°F, 10:45 pm GMT+13, Saturday, 23 January 2016
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[10:38:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - English DNA 25%-40% Anglo-Saxon - http://sylnt.us - they-got-off-scot-free
[10:39:47] <chromas> 25%–40% privilege
[10:53:22] <crutchy> lol
[10:58:56] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 if you want to, download scripts/rps.php from my repo and ~rehash to activate the rock, paper, scissors game i made. might be fun
[10:58:57] <exec> message saved
[11:01:40] <JamesNZ> latex++
[11:01:40] <Bender> karma - latex: 64
[11:01:42] <JamesNZ> latex++
[11:01:42] <Bender> karma - latex: 65
[11:02:04] <crutchy> what are ya doing with latex?
[11:02:31] <crutchy> sciencey shit?
[11:02:32] <chromas> keeping it clean ;)
[11:02:35] <crutchy> lol
[11:06:42] <JamesNZ> Documents can be sexy too, you know ;)
[11:07:11] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Maffs.
[11:07:24] <crutchy> ooh fun
[11:08:34] <crutchy> i use TEDDS for Word at work. its handy for making nice looking reports using scratchpad style equations, but probably nowhere near as powerful as latex
[11:09:31] <JamesNZ> Tekla TEDDS?
[11:09:35] <crutchy> it is nice to be able to type equations that are semi human readable and then be able to hit the 'calc' button to get the answer
[11:09:37] <crutchy> yeah
[11:09:47] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[11:10:05] <crutchy> used to be CSC but yeah i think they changed to tekla recently
[11:10:30] <JamesNZ> What kind of equations do you work with?
[11:10:37] <crutchy> just engineering stuff
[11:10:43] <crutchy> nothing overly fancy
[11:10:56] <JamesNZ> :)
[11:11:14] <crutchy> conditional things is probably as fancy as it gets :p
[11:12:50] <crutchy> calculate loads, stresses and allowables, flag if it works or not sorta stuff
[11:13:17] <JamesNZ> Ah, noice :)
[11:13:55] <crutchy> tedds is much easy to check than excel cos you don't need to go into the spreadsheet to make sure the formulas are right
[11:14:11] <crutchy> excel is awesome, but can be a pita
[11:15:23] <crutchy> what sorta maffs you doin? for work/uni/hobby?
[11:15:25] <JamesNZ> Aye.
[11:16:02] <JamesNZ> Uni stuff, linear algebra ATM, calculus coming later.
[11:19:06] <crutchy> ah noice
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[12:11:50] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 please also update scripts/lib_http.php for the rock/paper/scissors thing (new output_ixio_paste function)
[12:11:51] <exec> message saved
[12:12:40] <chromas> ~tell TheMightyBuzzard http://www.checkmyprivilege.com
[12:12:41] <exec> message saved
[12:12:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:12:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2112
[12:13:11] <chromas> I clicked many an option; I'm extremely oppressed with a privilege of -2900
[12:13:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> 404, dingus
[12:13:37] <chromas> weird; that's the url
[12:13:40] <crutchy> check yo root domain :p
[12:13:44] <chromas> http://www.checkmyprivilege.com
[12:13:44] <PC-Police> ^ 03CheckMyPrivilege
[12:13:53] <crutchy> ~define cis
[12:13:54] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03cis: Short for "cisgender" (opposite of "transgender"), used to describe someone whose gender identity matches their anatomical gender at birth.Occasionally used derogatorily.
[12:14:02] <crutchy> oh
[12:14:05] <crutchy> heh
[12:14:16] <chromas> I was thinking it'd be amusing to have a privilege calculator in a bot
[12:14:34] <crutchy> wtf is kinship?
[12:15:02] <chromas> you transhomomisogyphobe
[12:15:24] <crutchy> lol they don't have my salary as an option
[12:15:42] <crutchy> no 65k-100k range
[12:15:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://uproxx.com
[12:15:45] <PC-Police> ^ 03Watching This Woman Getting Her Butthole Bronzed May Give You New Ideas For Valentine?s Day ? UPROXX
[12:16:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> in case you were stuck for ideas
[12:16:36] <crutchy> lmao
[12:16:37] <crutchy> Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 185
[12:16:58] <crutchy> i'll wear it with honor
[12:18:09] <crutchy> hahahaha http://www.checkmyprivilege.com
[12:18:10] <PC-Police> ^ 03CheckMyPrivilege
[12:18:25] <crutchy> "Wow! All my friends made fun of me for wearing a wheelchair on my face, but thanks to CheckMyPrivilage.com, they realized how they're oppressing me and that they are shitlords! Thanks~!"
[12:19:54] <crutchy> "
[12:19:54] <crutchy> Finally I know why people use microaggresions towards me! Why I am so marginalised! Thank you!
[12:19:54] <crutchy> analcunt
[12:19:54] <crutchy> "
[12:19:57] <crutchy> lol
[12:21:07] <chromas> tmb: also, http://www.edibleanus.com
[12:21:07] <PC-Police> ^ 03EdibleAnus.com - The Anus that made Britain Great
[12:22:08] <chromas> (totally sfw ;))
[12:22:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> and on that note, it's vidya time.
[12:22:35] <chromas> (he's ordering 50 right now)
[12:23:47] <chromas> ~define guyfi
[12:23:48] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Guy-fi: A movie intended for a male audience; the male equivalent to "chick flick"
[12:23:57] <chromas> http://arstechnica.com
[12:23:58] <PC-Police> ^ 03In NYC, pay phones become free Wi-Fi hotspots—and masturbation stations | Ars Technica
[12:34:16] <crutchy> ~define shitlord
[12:34:17] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03shitlord: Amongst other things, an expression used by feminists to mock anyone who doesn't agree with their opinions.
[12:34:33] <crutchy> ~g shitlord urbandictionary
[12:34:34] <exec> [google] www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shitlord
[12:35:28] <crutchy> wow there's not much consistency in that :p
[12:36:02] <takyon> i got downmodded because nobody knew the true definition of shitlord
[12:37:23] <chromas> is it related to slumlord?
[12:38:11] <takyon> no
[12:38:18] <takyon> maybe it should be
[12:38:45] <chromas> I'd be a slumlord too, if my tenants kept breaking everything
[12:39:49] <takyon> http://www.huffingtonpost.com
[12:39:49] <PC-Police> ^ 03Macklemore's New Song 'White Privilege II' Prompts All Sorts Of Reactions
[12:39:55] <crutchy> 20<crutchy>30 ciri: what is a shitlord?
[12:39:55] <crutchy> 19<ciri> crutchy: Crutchy, you know, a woman empowering herself against a misogynistic shitlord.
[12:40:09] <crutchy> ciri has spoken :D
[12:40:17] <chromas> You must've changed irc clients
[12:40:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon's Delivery Drones Can Avoid Trees and Other Obstacles, But Not Bullets - http://sylnt.us - keep-working-on-your-aim
[12:40:39] <crutchy> nah i enabled some color retainment mechanism somewhere
[12:41:21] <chromas> I saw that song appear as Trending on youtewb. Clicked; god bored and left
[12:41:29] <chromas> too many distortions, for one thing
[12:41:44] * chromas still isn't sure what a macklemore is
[12:42:39] <takyon> a fish out of water
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[13:03:52] * cmn32480 goes to fire up the snow blower
[13:04:08] <cmn32480> prayers are welcome
[13:14:19] <takyon> why bother
[13:14:23] <takyon> it's just going to snow more
[14:05:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com
[14:11:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BBC Micro Bit Delayed Again - http://sylnt.us - the-dog-ate-my-homework-I'll-have-it-tomorrow
[14:47:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> eggzellent. got the ai working as well.
[15:00:42] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[15:00:43] <PC-Police> ^ 03'No safe level' booze guidelines? Nonsense, thunder stats profs • The Register
[15:42:28] <takyon> soylentnews is acting up
[15:42:42] <takyon> confirm/deny
[15:42:55] <Runaway1956> deny
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[15:52:46] <cmn32480> well that fucking sucked
[15:54:33] * cmn32480 needs one of these: http://www.homedepot.com
[15:54:34] <PC-Police> ^ 03Agri-Fab 42 in. Snow Blower-LST42C - The Home Depot
[15:55:51] <Runaway1956> You should have fucked more when you were still young enough to get it up. Then, you could just let your kids shovel the snow.
[15:56:19] <Runaway1956> Sorry, "copulated".
[16:45:56] <cmn32480> lol
[16:46:23] <cmn32480> coffee++
[16:46:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2113
[16:46:51] <cmn32480> there was an easy 18 inches on the ground
[16:47:00] <cmn32480> short version:
[16:47:13] <cmn32480> <---- this idiot waited too long to go out and snow blow
[16:47:51] <cmn32480> then the county came through with a plow and covered over the sidewalks and end of the driveway again
[16:48:24] <cmn32480> I love the county road crews... they are excellent. and in shit like this our county does a great job even on the residential streets.
[16:48:45] <cmn32480> but that just pisses me off and I know it isn't the guy in the plow's fault
[16:48:53] <cmn32480> I blame Mr. Plow
[16:48:58] <cmn32480> #smake mrplow
[16:48:58] * MrPlow smakes mrplow upside the head with a pair of juggs
[16:49:20] <cmn32480> ^^^^^ This isn't really a punishment!
[16:49:58] <cmn32480> Runaway1956... I'm only 35
[16:50:09] <cmn32480> my kids are just on the cusp of starting to do shit like this
[16:50:15] <cmn32480> but not this winter
[16:50:25] <cmn32480> the oldest will probably be out there with me next winter
[16:51:28] <cmn32480> http://www.bjs.com
[16:51:30] <PC-Police> ^ 03Snow Joe iON Cordless Single Stage Snow Blower with Rechargeable EcoSharp 40V Lithium-Ion Battery - BJs Wholesale Club
[16:51:39] <cmn32480> WTF?? a battery operated snow blower
[16:52:47] <Runaway1956> BJ?
[16:53:41] <Runaway1956> That ain't no BJ, that's more like a Black and Decker pecker wrecker.
[16:56:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> When I lived up north, my family had an electric Toro "Power Shovel" that worked pretty decently
[16:56:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> but I do have to question the effeciency of a battery operated device in a cold environment
[16:57:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> not to mention what happens when you have to clear the driveway the third time and now the power's out?
[16:58:39] <Runaway1956> No need to move all that snow. It's going to melt by July 4th anyway.
[16:59:04] <Runaway1956> Mother Nature put it there, let Mother move it.
[17:01:49] <Runaway1956> Android app let's you browse over Tor - except the privacy is defeated by the telco's own firmware
[17:02:08] <Runaway1956> AT&T knows everywhere you browse, everything you do on their Android phone.
[17:02:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> good thing I don't have a carrier's Android phone, then, I guess.
[17:13:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook's Android App Now Lets You Flip a Switch to Browse Over Tor - http://sylnt.us - bet-they-still-get-their-tracking-data
[17:17:07] <cmn32480> I wish I could get a decent price ofr the tractor mounted snow blower... that'd be sweet
[17:17:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> time to work on filling up the submission queue.
[17:17:26] <cmn32480> but alas... I shall wait for the march snow blower clearance sales and see what I can get
[17:17:32] <cmn32480> for a decent price
[17:19:15] <cmn32480> thanks AndyTheAbsurd
[17:19:16] * cmn32480 is gonna get food
[17:26:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> ugggh need to buy subscription to bypass submission flood filter
[17:26:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> but don't feel like getting out my credit card
[17:26:47] * AndyTheAbsurd is s00per lay-zee
[17:27:16] * cmn32480 has no sympathy for AndyTheAbsurd
[17:27:36] <cmn32480> whip it out, big boy!
[17:31:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> wait is Stripe still not in the production version of the website? (or was it authorize.net?)
[17:31:33] <cmn32480> stripe... and in the upcoming update whenever TMB and PJ get the date set
[17:31:39] <cmn32480> it's late
[17:31:46] <cmn32480> VERY late
[17:31:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> I really don't trust PayPal for...well, a variety of reasons.
[17:31:59] <cmn32480> this update has been like waiting for a windows release
[17:32:04] <cmn32480> np
[17:32:15] <cmn32480> you are not alone
[17:33:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess I'll let exec and MrPlow do some of my submitting for me.
[17:33:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~submit http://venturebeat.com
[17:33:33] <cmn32480> ok
[17:33:41] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[17:33:58] <cmn32480> ~submit http://venturebeat.com
[17:33:59] <PC-Police> ^ 03The head of Apple's electric car project is reportedly leaving the company | VentureBeat | Mobile | by Reuters
[17:34:08] <cmn32480> he didn't like the question mark
[17:34:14] <cmn32480> probably
[17:34:49] <cmn32480> not that the error tracking in exec is all that awesome
[17:35:46] <cmn32480> ~submit http://venturebeat.com
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[17:36:00] <cmn32480> #smake exec
[17:36:00] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a pay cut
[17:36:14] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[17:36:28] <cmn32480> apparently exec needed a smake upside the head
[17:37:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://www.hypable.com
[17:37:47] <MrPlow> Unable to get a description from that page
[17:37:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> damn
[17:37:54] <cmn32480> I hae put a note on that sub that it actually was yours.
[17:38:06] <cmn32480> http://www.hypable.com
[17:38:07] <PC-Police> ^ 03Let's discuss BB-8's gender, and why this robot needs one
[17:38:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> that BB-8 one should have pissed some people off
[17:38:24] <cmn32480> ~submit http://www.hypable.com
[17:38:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> And I don't really *want* my name on it, TBH.
[17:38:51] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[17:38:54] <cmn32480> you think I want my name on it? it says Apple. I'll be unclean.
[17:39:42] <cmn32480> note removed.
[17:39:52] <cmn32480> exec doesn't capture who subbed it, MrPlow does
[17:40:57] <cmn32480> afternoon srijan
[17:41:07] <cmn32480> you all dug out from the snow?
[17:42:16] <srijan> o/ SN
[17:42:21] <srijan> hi cmn32480
[17:42:46] <srijan> didn't dig the snow, but played in it :D
[17:42:50] <cmn32480> nice!
[17:42:58] <cmn32480> I haven't taken the kids out yet
[17:43:18] <cmn32480> I spent 4 hours digging out... and my ass it way too tired for sledding or snowmen or other such things
[17:43:28] <nick> cmn32480++
[17:43:28] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 40
[17:43:43] <cmn32480> heya nick !!
[17:43:50] <nick> :)
[17:43:51] <srijan> hahaaa! there's expected to be snow again, so you may need to dig again! :-/
[17:44:00] <cmn32480> it is still snowing here
[17:44:06] <cmn32480> supposed to stop around midnight or soi
[17:44:25] <nick> you can keep the snow
[17:44:35] <cmn32480> nope. I'll send you a box.
[17:45:06] <cmn32480> share the misery.....
[17:45:18] <srijan> it reduced a bit, but started again lol
[17:45:26] <srijan> *increased again
[17:46:11] <cmn32480> yep
[17:46:13] <cmn32480> here too
[17:47:37] <cmn32480> I came in around 11am, and we have another 3-4 inches on the ground since then
[17:50:11] <srijan> yeah its quite heavy..
[18:45:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux Foundation No Longer Allows Little Guys in on the Election of Directors - http://sylnt.us - we-stay-bought
[20:16:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Surface Pro: Power Cords Recalled; Possible Overheating - http://sylnt.us - bending-it-wrong
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[20:33:38] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 18°C/65°F, 12:33 pm PST, Saturday, 23 January 2016
[20:33:41] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[20:34:03] <Ethanol-fueled> I ain't trippin' about being kicked last night. I was too goddamn tired anyway.
[20:35:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I've always been of the attitude that people who run a site can do whatever the fuck they want as long as they're not breaking laws.
[20:35:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Frankly I'm surprised I haven't yet been banned totally Slashdot-style.
[20:36:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Fortunately or unfortunately depending on your point of view, For the forseeable future (or until July) 'm gonna be too goddamn exhausted for trolling.
[20:36:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Alpha Corporation is working me like a Mexican.
[20:37:36] <Ethanol-fueled> That's all, for now.
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[21:29:23] <Gravis> LULZ https://45.media.tumblr.com
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[21:38:05] <L> hiii
[21:39:14] <cmn32480> that sucked
[21:39:22] <cmn32480> =round 2 w/ the snow blower
[21:39:24] <L> :|
[21:39:41] <cmn32480> i like my snowblower
[21:39:46] <cmn32480> I jsut wish it was bigger
[21:40:18] L is now known as laura
[21:40:29] <cmn32480> time to start the chili
[21:41:23] <cmn32480> n1++
[21:41:23] <Bender> karma - n1: 15
[21:41:25] <cmn32480> nick++
[21:41:25] <Bender> karma - nick: 2
[21:41:34] <cmn32480> and I need coffee
[21:41:38] <cmn32480> coffee++
[21:41:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2114
[21:41:51] <laura> Coffee is bad
[21:41:53] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[21:42:08] <cmn32480> coffee is the other brown liquid of life
[21:42:21] <laura> lol I hate it
[21:42:34] <cmn32480> the brown liquid of life is more amber
[21:42:41] <cmn32480> aka beer
[21:43:24] <laura> Don't like that either!
[21:43:38] <cmn32480> whiskey?
[21:43:56] <laura> nope :| I drink mostly water
[21:44:57] <Bytram> laura: welcome!
[21:45:02] <cmn32480> iced tea and vodka?
[21:45:07] <cmn32480> oh dear
[21:45:14] <laura> thanx :)
[21:45:36] <laura> I don't like the taste of alcohol much :/
[21:45:53] <cmn32480> fair 'nuff
[21:46:31] <laura> I'm a weirdo :p
[21:47:05] <cmn32480> nah
[21:47:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Learning a Second Language may Depend on the Strength of Brain's Connections - http://sylnt.us - does-spanglish-count || Much of Africa Suffered an Internet Outage Thursday - http://sylnt.us - african-intranet
[21:49:07] <cmn32480> time to go get the venison ready
[21:49:19] <cmn32480> bambi chili for dinner tonight
[21:50:13] <laura> yuck
[21:50:45] <cmn32480> venison, or that I refer to it as Bambi chili?
[21:51:34] <laura> Both :p well I've never wanted to try it.. don't like the idea of it
[21:51:51] <cmn32480> it is really quite good
[21:51:55] <cmn32480> very lean.
[21:52:08] <cmn32480> but don't cook it too long or it gets gamey tasting
[21:52:13] <cmn32480> best eaten slightly rare
[21:52:43] <laura> i couldn't :|
[21:53:07] <cmn32480> to each his own
[21:53:33] <cmn32480> but like I tell my kids, if you don't taste it, you can't tell me you don't like it
[21:53:45] <laura> lol
[21:54:19] <cmn32480> you can say you don't like the idea of it.
[21:54:33] <cmn32480> but my kids LOVED it since the first time they had it
[21:55:17] <cmn32480> I will have to fight them off with a stick tonight after the chile is made
[21:55:37] <laura> lol
[21:55:44] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:55:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2115
[21:55:48] <laura> How old are they
[21:55:48] * Bytram helpfully suggests, in light of the weather, that a hockey stick might be apropos
[21:56:04] <crutchy> mornin' folks
[21:56:05] <cmn32480> I can't skate, you insensitive clod!
[21:56:06] <Bytram> hmmm, speaking of food, my lunch should be ready by now.
[21:56:07] <Bytram> biab
[21:56:10] <cmn32480> evening crutchy
[21:56:30] <cmn32480> please, take your warm weather and stick it where the sun don't shine
[21:56:31] <Bytram> cmn32480: how about a field hockey stick, then?
[21:56:33] <Bytram> brb
[21:56:39] <Bytram> crutchy: hiya!
[21:56:41] <cmn32480> whcih, currently, is my house
[21:56:44] <Bytram> ~weather crutchy
[21:56:46] <exec> 10Traralgon VIC - currently 66°F, cloudy, wind W at 11 mph, humidity 74% - Sunday cloudy (55°F:74°F), Monday cloudy (56°F:77°F), Tuesday mostly cloudy (60°F:75°F), Wednesday thunderstorm (59°F:82°F)
[21:56:51] <cmn32480> ~weather
[21:56:53] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 26°F / -3°C, snow, wind NW at 14 mph, humidity 92% - Saturday snow (17°F:30°F / -8°C:-1°C), Sunday sunny (13°F:33°F / -11°C:1°C), Monday mostly sunny (30°F:35°F / -1°C:2°C), Tuesday scattered showers (32°F:41°F / 0°C:5°C)
[21:56:54] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[21:56:56] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 30°F, light snow, wind NE at 22 mph, humidity 83% - Saturday snow (20°F:31°F), Sunday partly cloudy (21°F:33°F), Monday sunny (29°F:35°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (35°F:45°F)
[21:57:02] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[21:57:04] <laura> Do belfast
[21:57:04] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 19°F, cloudy, wind N at 13 mph, humidity 56% - Saturday partly cloudy (14°F:22°F), Sunday mostly sunny (16°F:33°F), Monday mostly sunny (26°F:34°F), Tuesday mostly cloudy (31°F:44°F)
[21:57:09] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[21:57:11] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 11°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 5 mph, humidity 65% - Saturday partly cloudy (-7°F:19°F), Sunday sunny (7°F:23°F), Monday mostly sunny (16°F:26°F), Tuesday snow showers (33°F:38°F)
[21:57:12] <crutchy> hah. you guys can take your cold weather and... keep it! :D
[21:57:31] <cmn32480> laura - you can do them. the command is ~weather <location>
[21:57:53] <Bytram> ~weather belfast, england
[21:57:54] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[21:58:05] <laura> ~weather belfast
[21:58:05] <crutchy> belfast in england?
[21:58:06] <exec> 10Belfast, UK - currently 53°F / 12°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 6 mph, humidity 77% - Saturday showers (51°F:50°F / 11°C:10°C), Sunday cloudy (53°F:56°F / 12°C:13°C), Monday rain (41°F:56°F / 5°C:13°C), Tuesday rain (50°F:56°F / 10°C:13°C)
[21:58:06] <cmn32480> belfast is Ireland
[21:58:10] <crutchy> lol
[21:58:13] <laura> N. Ireland
[21:58:18] <Bytram> ~weather belfast, me
[21:58:21] <exec> 10Belfast, ME, USA - currently 17°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 10 mph, humidity 63% - Saturday partly cloudy (13°F:19°F), Sunday partly cloudy (16°F:31°F), Monday partly cloudy (24°F:33°F), Tuesday mostly cloudy (34°F:46°F)
[21:58:23] <cmn32480> <sigh> good help is so hard to find these days
[21:58:41] <Bytram> weather mexico, maine
[21:58:53] <cmn32480> ~weather mexico, maine
[21:58:55] <exec> 10Mexico, ME, USA - currently 17°F / -8°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 13 mph, humidity 54% - Saturday partly cloudy (8°F:23°F / -13°C:-5°C), Sunday mostly sunny (17°F:34°F / -8°C:1°C), Monday partly cloudy (23°F:37°F / -5°C:3°C), Tuesday cloudy (32°F:43°F / 0°C:6°C)
[21:58:59] <Bytram> doh.
[21:59:00] <cmn32480> ~weather mexico, NY
[21:59:01] <exec> 10Mexico, NY, USA - currently 21°F / -6°C, sunny, wind N at 14 mph, humidity 61% - Saturday partly cloudy (8°F:24°F / -13°C:-4°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (22°F:30°F / -6°C:-1°C), Monday partly cloudy (28°F:37°F / -2°C:3°C), Tuesday showers (30°F:42°F / -1°C:6°C)
[21:59:05] <cmn32480> ~weather mexico, MD
[21:59:05] <crutchy> cold in mexico
[21:59:07] <exec> 10Mexico, MD, USA - currently 21°F / -6°C, snow, wind N at 16 mph, humidity 100% - Saturday snow (10°F:23°F / -12°C:-5°C), Sunday mostly sunny (11°F:32°F / -12°C:0°C), Monday mostly sunny (26°F:34°F / -3°C:1°C), Tuesday showers (30°F:39°F / -1°C:4°C)
[21:59:16] <cmn32480> ~weather mexico City
[21:59:18] <exec> 10Mexico City, Federal District, Mexico - currently 68°F / 20°C, mostly sunny, wind NE at 8 mph, humidity 11% - Saturday clear (42°F:69°F / 6°C:21°C), Sunday sunny (46°F:74°F / 8°C:23°C), Monday partly cloudy (51°F:77°F / 11°C:25°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (44°F:72°F / 7°C:22°C)
[21:59:23] <Bytram> ~weather mexico
[21:59:25] <exec> 10Mexico City, Federal District, Mexico - currently 68°F, mostly sunny, wind NE at 8 mph, humidity 11% - Saturday clear (42°F:69°F), Sunday sunny (46°F:74°F), Monday partly cloudy (51°F:77°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (44°F:72°F)
[21:59:32] <cmn32480> not surprising
[21:59:41] <Bytram> ~weather mcmurdo station
[21:59:43] <exec> 10McMurdo, Antarctica - currently 27°F, partly cloudy, wind E at 16 mph, humidity 77% - Sunday sunny (22°F:30°F), Monday mostly sunny (25°F:29°F), Tuesday cloudy (24°F:29°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (24°F:31°F)
[21:59:48] <crutchy> ~weather south pole
[21:59:49] <exec> south pole temp: -23 °F
[22:00:04] <Bytram> ~weather nome, AK
[22:00:05] <exec> 10Nome, AK, USA - currently -1°F, mostly sunny, wind NE at 10 mph, humidity 54% - Saturday partly cloudy (-8°F:0°F), Sunday mostly cloudy (5°F:9°F), Monday cloudy (18°F:19°F), Tuesday cloudy (22°F:23°F)
[22:00:12] <cmn32480> you mean to tell me it is warmer in antarctica then at my house?
[22:00:17] <cmn32480> that ain't right
[22:00:17] <Bytram> yep!
[22:00:24] <Bytram> so... move!
[22:00:26] <Bytram> ;)
[22:00:28] <Bytram> afk brb
[22:00:31] <crutchy> mcmurdo is on the coast i'm guessin?
[22:00:41] <cmn32480> I think it is fairly close
[22:00:50] <crutchy> might be in the summer area
[22:01:20] <crutchy> i guess most of antarctica is in the summer area atm :p
[22:01:22] <cmn32480> yes, it is on the coast
[22:01:26] <cmn32480> or at least the post office is
[22:01:55] <cmn32480> given what little I know about geography, that's probably mostly correct
[22:02:03] <cmn32480> ok
[22:02:10] <crutchy> but shit if the south pole is -23F in summer, /me wonders how cold it gets in winter..
[22:02:25] <cmn32480> -24?
[22:02:29] <crutchy> lol
[22:02:37] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:02:38] <PC-Police> ^ 03Wiki: McMurdo Station
[22:02:40] <cmn32480> <-23F more likely
[22:03:04] <cmn32480> biab... gotta get bambi cookin
[22:03:20] <cmn32480> sorry laura
[22:03:22] <cmn32480> :-)
[22:04:14] <crutchy> wow
[22:04:21] <crutchy> https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:04:22] <PC-Police> ^ 03Wiki: South Pole ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[22:04:33] <crutchy> cmn32480, i don't recommend moving to the south pole
[22:04:47] <crutchy> -116F!!
[22:04:54] <Bytram> https://upload.wikimedia.org
[22:04:59] <cmn32480> that's very cold
[22:05:17] <crutchy> ~convert 116 F C
[22:05:17] <exec> 03116°F = 46.667°C
[22:05:25] <crutchy> ~convert -116 F C
[22:05:26] <exec> 03-116°F = -82.222°C
[22:05:30] <crutchy> wow
[22:05:42] <crutchy> ~convert -116 F K
[22:05:43] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[22:05:46] <Bytram> if you have not seen it already, I cannot too highly recommend 'The March of the Penguins'
[22:05:46] <crutchy> derp
[22:05:57] <crutchy> i think i've seen that
[22:06:13] <crutchy> where they huddle in a big circle and walk around swapping who is on the outside?
[22:06:14] <laura> :|
[22:06:30] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:06:30] <PC-Police> ^ 03Wiki: March of the Penguins
[22:06:32] <Bytram> ypuppers
[22:06:36] <Bytram> yuppers
[22:07:26] <crutchy> sorry maybe i should have used a 02,02spoiler tag
[22:21:07] <Bytram> #submit http://www.newswise.com
[22:21:08] <MrPlow> Unable to get a description from that page
[22:21:48] <Bytram> okay...
[22:22:17] <Bytram> #submit http://www.sciencedaily.com
[22:22:18] <MrPlow> Unable to get a title from that page
[22:22:25] <Bytram> huh.
[22:22:32] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.newswise.com
[22:23:03] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[22:26:47] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[22:27:13] <Bytram|away> g'night all!
[23:10:05] -!- _xachet_ [_xachet_!~user@108.61.zos.mj] has joined #Soylent
[23:13:34] <cmn32480> ~gnight Bytram|away
[23:13:36] * exec cohesively offers a DD cup of toilet water to Bytram|away
[23:18:17] * crutchy is tweaking the welcome script to add last seen
[23:22:55] * cmn32480 sees exec going <BOOM> upon update.
[23:23:07] <crutchy> haha
[23:23:15] <crutchy> hopefully not
[23:23:29] <cmn32480> crutchy - I been fighting the weather all day and have NOT updated anything on him.
[23:23:54] <cmn32480> when you tell me this part is done, I will repull all the current code.
[23:24:08] <crutchy> oh. oky dokes
[23:24:23] <crutchy> i'll try to not crap it up
[23:24:24] <cmn32480> I got 60cm+ of snow
[23:24:31] <crutchy> dayam!
[23:24:43] <crutchy> kids having a 'ball'?'
[23:24:46] <cmn32480> cI'd guess 28-29 inches
[23:24:54] <crutchy> or too cold maybe
[23:24:59] <cmn32480> ~confert 29 inches centimeters
[23:25:05] <cmn32480> ~convert 29 inches centimeters
[23:25:06] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[23:25:16] <crutchy> ~convert 29 in cm
[23:25:17] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[23:25:18] <cmn32480> ~convert 29 in cm
[23:25:19] <exec> 03syntax: ~convert <amount> <from_unit> <to_unit>
[23:25:31] <cmn32480> hmmmm
[23:25:33] <crutchy> havent got that yet i guess
[23:25:37] <cmn32480> lol
[23:25:50] <cmn32480> call it 70-75cm
[23:25:54] <cmn32480> round numbers
[23:26:03] <cmn32480> it has been a complete fucker of a day
[23:26:28] <cmn32480> and I was good and did the neighbor's walks and driveway
[23:26:33] <crutchy> we dont even design buildings around here for snow
[23:26:46] <cmn32480> .shit crutchy
[23:26:47] <exec> 05💩
[23:27:08] <cmn32480> worst part? the shit is still falling
[23:27:22] <crutchy> we have a snow loads standard, and when i first saw it i was like 'wtf do i use that for?'
[23:27:26] <cmn32480> and I'll have to dig out the end of the driveway again tomorrow
[23:27:27] <crutchy> wow
[23:28:16] <crutchy> is it pretty?
[23:28:19] <cmn32480> very
[23:28:27] <cmn32480> but we ain't going anywhere for a day or two
[23:28:27] * crutchy has only seen that kinda snow on movies
[23:28:42] <cmn32480> want me to imgur a picture for you?
[23:28:50] <cmn32480> I see it on my front lawn
[23:28:51] <crutchy> yes please :)
[23:35:35] <cmn32480> the things I do for my friends
[23:35:41] <cmn32480> It is fucking cold out there
[23:39:50] <cmn32480> crutchy - http://imgur.com
[23:39:50] <crutchy> aww thanks mate. i would pipe some heat to you if i could
[23:39:51] <PC-Police> ^ 03snow - Album on Imgur
[23:40:09] <cmn32480> for reference.. my son is 48inches tall
[23:40:26] <cmn32480> 122cm
[23:40:31] <crutchy> ah
[23:40:48] <crutchy> still loading :p
[23:41:12] <cmn32480> tape measure says anywhere from 29-34 inches, depending on where we measured
[23:41:24] <crutchy> amazing how you can take pictures in the usa and i can see em in straya
[23:41:30] <cmn32480> it is cool
[23:41:37] <cmn32480> technology++ #for a change
[23:41:38] <Bender> karma - technology: 1
[23:42:11] <crutchy> oh wow that second pic is awesome
[23:42:20] <crutchy> with the tree
[23:42:24] <cmn32480> yeah
[23:42:29] <crutchy> dude you have a huge house
[23:42:31] <cmn32480> shit is DEEP
[23:42:47] <cmn32480> my little mc mansion?
[23:42:53] <crutchy> lol yeah
[23:43:08] <crutchy> probably 10 times bigger than my dogbox :p
[23:43:31] <crutchy> can see the edge of the snow in the right side of that pic
[23:43:37] <crutchy> its crazy deep
[23:44:02] * crutchy bookmarks for the missus to check out]
[23:44:04] <cmn32480> that is the sidewalk that took me 40 minutes with the snow blower
[23:44:12] <crutchy> oh wow lol
[23:44:31] <cmn32480> my blower needs to be a lot bigger to handle this level of snow
[23:44:38] <crutchy> yeah
[23:45:02] <cmn32480> a little single stage 2-cycle job... works good for 20cm of less
[23:45:40] <crutchy> gunna show wifey. sec :p
[23:48:26] <cmn32480> k
[23:48:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nearly 300,000 Recreational Drone Owners in U.S. Database - http://sylnt.us - armchair-pilots
[23:51:10] <crutchy> she loves it. she wants to have a white christmas one year
[23:51:15] <crutchy> she's so jealous
[23:51:16] <crutchy> lol
[23:51:44] <cmn32480> to have a white christmas, I think you will have to come visit. and even then, there are no guarantees
[23:52:03] <cmn32480> tell you waht... I'll ship you a box of it.
[23:52:10] <cmn32480> but contents may melt in shipping
[23:52:45] <crutchy> say hi to the young fella, and thank him for his help from me :)
[23:53:03] <cmn32480> I will
[23:53:07] <crutchy> ergh. that was worded pretty shit sorry :p
[23:53:09] <cmn32480> glad you enjoyed the pictures
[23:53:27] <cmn32480> I know what you intended
[23:53:37] <crutchy> it looks amazing dude, but yeah i can imagine it would make things a bit hard too
[23:53:52] <cmn32480> the streets haven't been plwed much yet in the neighborhoods
[23:54:13] <cmn32480> we've had a couple plows come by, but the last one was around 9-10am.
[23:54:18] <cmn32480> it is currently 7pm
[23:54:46] <cmn32480> there is easy 30-40cm on the roads
[23:55:01] <cmn32480> we ain't going NO WHERE!
[23:56:04] <cmn32480> ok
[23:56:06] <cmn32480> dinner time!
[23:56:15] <cmn32480> got me some bambi chili on simmer
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[23:58:35] <exec> welcome crutchy: Traralgon VIC, 19°C/67°F, 10:58 am GMT+11, Sunday, 24 January 2016
[23:58:49] <crutchy> gah. stupid firefox bricked my whole vm :|
[23:59:08] <crutchy> actually not sure if that's right, but it dedded