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[00:37:13] <Gravis> *sigh* totally underrated: https://soylentnews.org
[00:37:14] <PC-Police> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:3, Funny)
[00:40:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://pbs.twimg.com
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[00:49:15] <dyingtolive> oh god that's not a real thing is it?
[00:50:27] <dyingtolive> oh for fuck's sake.
[00:50:40] <Thouren> I think it is. Welcome to capitalism
[00:51:47] <dyingtolive> one of these days, we'll finally learn that just because you can doesn't mean you should.
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[00:53:08] <butthole> lol good luck getting a cat to wear that
[00:53:17] * Bytram doesn't want his sanity checked; he'd prefer to have it in stripes or polka-dots
[00:55:22] <Bytram> ;)
[00:56:09] <dyingtolive> butthole: you would be an expert on the matter, wouldn't you?
[00:56:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GDDR5X Standard Finalized by JEDEC - http://sylnt.us - x-makes-it-better
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[01:03:36] <cmn32480> wow... TheMightyBuzzard some fine discussion causing you done.
[01:04:34] <Thouren> Rabble rabble rabble
[01:05:09] <cmn32480> I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!
[01:05:26] <Thouren> Soylentnews seems to be getting a lot more active the past couple months
[01:06:11] <cmn32480> Thouren - it seems to depend on the topic at hand
[01:06:58] <Thouren> cmn32480, just was used to maybe 10-20 comments per submission a few months ago. Have seen like 3 over 50 just today, one over 150
[01:07:12] <Thouren> It's surpassing that green radioactive waste pit
[01:07:34] <cmn32480> and we are very happy about that
[01:07:47] <cmn32480> but there are certain topics that seem to bring the commenters out of the woodwork
[01:07:56] <cmn32480> politics, and social issues seem to be one of them
[01:08:18] <Thouren> My first exposure was JonKatz's Voices From the Hellmouth, and I got to watch it go downhill. Found soylent around 6 months ago and haven't been back
[01:08:27] <Thouren> Politics gets everyone all riled up
[01:09:02] <cmn32480> we are happy to have all comers
[01:09:22] <cmn32480> I have found that I perfer the s/n ratio here
[01:10:11] <takyon> b b bhhhbbhkbjkbjkjbkjkjbkj
[01:10:14] <Thouren> It's generally really good. I see a lot of solid pure tech/science submissions that are interesting
[01:10:21] <takyon> kfnkkfjgkjjdnjd signal fslglgnjlglngfnn
[01:10:27] <Gravis> takyon: fdsjiaov89 8fas9ahr3j. sjklfsda;;vxc,. afsdjjj
[01:10:50] <Thouren> Is my ham radio internet modem acting up or are you guys being asses?
[01:10:52] <Gravis> takyon: 2~89 ksdlja jlh899/a fsdfgdo9 dllslllsd..fidgji3l4m, 9/
[01:11:10] <takyon> sgfkfglkfmklkmlmlkdmlklsmkdmlkd assess signal
[01:11:40] <Gravis> takyon: ACCESS sdjalsfaa,3.r5j3i09cx9 xgjrljt34 k zd0v9 zxnjdf.gn z DENIED isfjdoaru9034opq2nklf.a.sd i9 [uva0dofhnsk. thn4ui3qw hfuiasejdofas djkfg
[01:12:29] <Thouren> Cats are clogging the damn tubes again
[01:13:47] <Gravis> Thouren: it happens. https://i.ytimg.com
[01:14:14] <Thouren> So who here actually uses encryption for conversations? OTR, GPG, etc
[01:14:25] <Thouren> I've been big on it for years but only a couple friends do
[01:16:09] <Gravis> Thouren: when they properly integrate it into IRC, i'll use it. :)
[01:16:23] <Thouren> Gravis, I'd say IRC is inherently public
[01:16:51] <cmn32480> given that we post the logs....
[01:17:08] <Gravis> *gasp*
[01:17:26] * cmn32480 hands gravis a paper bag for hyperventilation
[01:18:28] <Gravis> Thouren: email has the problem of not being secure in any fashion. bolting on security afterwards is just a pain.
[01:18:44] <Thouren> Gravis, I really like OTR though
[01:18:52] <Thouren> But yeah, email was never designed to be secure
[01:19:05] <cmn32480> ~define OTR
[01:19:07] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03OTR: Abbreviation for "On the Rag"
[01:19:21] <cmn32480> hmmmm... probably not the right definition
[01:19:24] <Bytram> ~g OTR
[01:19:25] <exec> [google] www.ontherun.com.au/
[01:19:26] <Gravis> cmn32480: you have shown it's true value!
[01:19:34] <Thouren> I mean, nobody can understand what a ho on the rag is saying anyway
[01:19:49] <cmn32480> right back
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[01:20:00] <Gravis> ~g encryption OTR
[01:20:01] <exec> [google] https://otr.cypherpunks.ca
[01:20:10] <Thouren> Gravis, https://ssd.eff.org
[01:20:11] <PC-Police> ^ 03How to: Use OTR for Windows | Surveillance Self-Defense
[01:20:18] <Thouren> Ignore that the instructions are for windows
[01:20:31] <Pigeonburger> I really ought to schedule a training session for my users to show them how unsecure email is. That should cut down on them believing shit just because it comes from an address that sounds official.
[01:20:36] <Gravis> Thouren: why the hell would i ignore it?
[01:21:00] <Thouren> Gravis, because it's not limited by platform in any way, they just only had windows and OSX articles for it
[01:21:29] <Gravis> Thouren: well... considering i'm not mentally retarded, i can figure it out on my own
[01:21:51] <Gravis> Thouren: however, you may want to give those instructions to TheMightyBuzzard. ;)
[01:21:55] <Thouren> Gravis, hey, some people start having strokes and whatnot when they see windows
[01:22:53] <Thouren> Last time I touched a Windows machine I swore Big Brother was talking to me
[01:22:54] <Gravis> Thouren: yeah because it's massive spyware now.
[01:23:25] <Thouren> Gravis, Windows 10 is for sure. Pretty sure they backported the spyware features back to at least 7
[01:23:27] <Gravis> it's also user unfriendly
[01:23:38] <Thouren> Hell, windows 3.1 could have tons of spyware and we'd never know
[01:24:11] <Gravis> Thouren: yeah we would
[01:24:49] <Gravis> Thouren: people regularly disassemble Microsoft's bullshit
[01:24:49] <Thouren> I just don't trust anything closed source not to have spyware
[01:25:11] <Thouren> I assume enough eyes go over major FOSS projects that we'd know about it happening in one of them
[01:26:17] <Gravis> Thouren: it's more about motivation. there is no motivation for FOSS people to spy on people.
[01:26:32] <Gravis> Thouren: there is motivation for big ass corporations to spy on people
[01:26:43] <cmn32480> keep in mind, some of us keep a roof over our heads supporting windows
[01:27:00] <Thouren> Gravis, motivation for a three letter agency to spy on us, that may go as far as submitting PR's that include backdoors/spyware
[01:27:57] <Runaway1956> Windows is user freindly, as is the stall in which a milk cow is kept.
[01:28:04] <Gravis> Thouren: PR's?
[01:28:32] <Thouren> Gravis, pull requests, patches, etc
[01:29:05] <Gravis> Thouren: it would have to be a sizable chunk of code to backdoor a program.
[01:29:33] <Gravis> Thouren: and generally, people look over patches quite closely.
[01:29:57] <Runaway1956> ???? The "average user" doesn't look over any patches, ever.
[01:30:20] <Gravis> Runaway1956: fuck you, rat face. that's not what i'm talking about. now eat shit and die.
[01:30:43] <Runaway1956> Damn, you're full of hate today, aren't you?
[01:30:44] <cmn32480> gravis
[01:30:51] <cmn32480> no need for that
[01:30:59] <Gravis> Thouren: if you see someone opening a socket in a patch, you know... https://youtu.be
[01:31:00] <PC-Police> ^ 03Ain't Nobody Got Time for That!-Original - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[01:31:01] <SanityCheck> good god the salt
[01:31:11] <SanityCheck> I wish I had you working my driveway yesterday
[01:31:17] <Runaway1956> Now, if the kernel is full of spyware, how the hell you gonna know? It's illegal to decompile the Windows kernel
[01:31:19] <SanityCheck> would have saved me a trip to the store
[01:31:39] <Gravis> cmn32480: there is no need for him to enter a discussion where he doesn't have a fucking clue either. your point?
[01:32:04] <cmn32480> actually, his point is spot on
[01:32:06] <Runaway1956> I salute you Gravis, you seem to be every bit as much an asshole as I am.
[01:32:21] <Bytram> !grab Runaway1956
[01:32:21] <Bender> Added quote 657
[01:32:21] <cmn32480> the average user says auto-update my OS
[01:32:39] <cmn32480> be they using linux or Windows
[01:33:04] <Gravis> <Thouren> Gravis, motivation for a three letter agency to spy on us, that may go as far as submitting PR's that include backdoors/spyware
[01:33:18] <Runaway1956> Spot on, cmn32480 - as much as I like to think that I know what's going on under the hood, I simply don't have TIME to examine every little update.
[01:33:20] <Gravis> so, are these patches going straight to users?
[01:33:27] <Gravis> you fucktards are unaware.
[01:33:42] <Gravis> for which i say... https://youtu.be
[01:33:43] <PC-Police> ^ 03Ain't Nobody Got Time for That!-Original - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[01:34:04] <cmn32480> no, but if the corporation or maintainers don't wanna fight the power, so to speak, it can easily make it to the users
[01:34:27] <cmn32480> ain't nobody got time for that is absolutely right
[01:34:48] <cmn32480> I don't ahve time to check the 50 windows patches that I get monthly, or the 50 linux patches that I get monthly.
[01:35:04] <cmn32480> not to mention firefox, Office, Chrome, flash, acrobat, gimp
[01:35:07] <cmn32480> etc.
[01:35:09] <Runaway1956> Microsoft didn't TELL users that it was going to spy on them - instead, people got curious as to why their Windows was using so much bandwidth, and started researching.
[01:35:45] <Runaway1956> Correct, cmn, that's why we have "trusted repositories" -
[01:35:50] <Gravis> i feel like six year olds are trying to explain to me how a computer works.
[01:36:05] <cmn32480> I'm at least 8 or 9!
[01:36:16] <Runaway1956> The elves and the trolls and the gremlins make it all work gravis
[01:37:23] <Gravis> Runaway1956: the difference between you and me is that you are an asshole to everyone. i'm just an asshole to selfish assholes like yourself.
[01:37:28] <Runaway1956> Dude, if you're going to shill for Microsoft, you can expect to be handed a bucket of shit for it.
[01:38:07] <Runaway1956> Evil Corp is Evil Corp, and the fact that it is so EASY to use their software doesn't make them "not evil".
[01:40:59] <Gravis> i assume crutchy is writing retardedness. ignore his stupidity... which is really the only thing he shares here.
[01:43:39] <Bytram> Gravis: I bring to your attention the .topic for this channel:
[01:43:41] <Bytram> "SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publically displayed"
[01:43:43] <PC-Police> ^ 03SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people
[01:43:43] <PC-Police> ^ 03Wiki: IRC links ( http://wiki.soylentnews.org )
[01:43:55] <takyon> respectful?
[01:44:04] <Runaway1956> LOL
[01:44:05] <Bytram> that's what it says.
[01:44:08] <Gravis> Bytram: respect is earned.
[01:44:18] <Bytram> and you are earning this how?
[01:44:36] <Gravis> Bytram: i'm not the one complaining about respect
[01:45:01] <Bytram> YOU just claimed that respect is earned.
[01:45:10] <Gravis> Bytram: correct
[01:45:28] <Bytram> so I repeat my question, what are YOU doing to earn respect?
[01:45:31] <Runaway1956> Those who have no respect for themselves do not respect others.
[01:45:33] <Gravis> Bytram: and you seem to have a problem with me being disrespectful.
[01:46:13] <Gravis> Bytram: i have not requested any respect.
[01:46:15] <Bytram> that is what it says for the channel.
[01:47:02] <Bytram> seems like you are a 'best defense is a good offense' again. what are you afraid of, now?
[01:47:16] <Bytram> someone else getting the last word in?
[01:47:55] <Gravis> Bytram: sure.
[01:48:05] <Bytram> glad we could come to some agrement
[01:48:28] <Bytram> I've got some stories to edit.
[01:48:31] <Bytram> laters
[01:49:17] <dyingtolive> man, if only we had a CoC, why, none of that would have happened!!!
[01:49:29] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO
[01:52:24] <takyon> like we're going to kick gravis
[01:52:30] <takyon> IRC activity would fall by 25%!
[01:52:49] <Gravis> takyon: and it's the best 25% of it all!
[01:54:19] <Runaway1956> Ted whines like a little bitch about his abusive relationship - http://abcnews.go.com
[01:54:20] <PC-Police> ^ 03Ted Cruz Accuses Donald Trump Of ‘Insulting Me Every Day’ - ABC News
[01:54:47] <Thouren> Ted just needs to learn to be a good Bottom
[01:54:59] <Thouren> It'll be Trump's turn soon anyway
[01:56:34] <Gravis> oh my... mr musk has put on some considerable weight
[01:58:22] <Gravis> take a look: http://money.cnn.com
[01:58:23] <PC-Police> ^ 03Electric car industry to 'suffer' from cheap oil, Elon Musk says - Jan. 25, 2016
[01:59:37] <dyingtolive> huh. yeah. business must be good.
[02:00:41] <Runaway1956> Elon Musk was born into money - he's always been able to eat well. With age, comes weight, unless you eat with some sense.
[02:02:48] <Thouren> So I'm thinking about creating a startup where I teach people to code for money so I don't have to go through the hassle of learning to code myself. any prospective co-founders want to get in on the ground floor?
[02:03:44] <cmn32480> long as you stay one lesson ahead, you are good to go!
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[02:27:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Snap-Happy Trojan Targets Linux Servers - http://sylnt.us - you're-doing-it-wrong
[02:28:09] <chromas> ♪Everybody boot Win-dows now♫
[02:29:59] <Runaway1956> Alright, but when I do, does Microsoft know that it's running in a virtualbox?
[02:32:59] <dyingtolive> thouren: you should start a startup where you provide inspirational seminars to people looking to start startups.
[02:33:25] <Thouren> dyingtolive, wanna be co-founders and talk about brogramming to sold out stadiums?
[02:34:04] <chromas> TEDx86
[02:35:15] <dyingtolive> only if i can get really excited and yell developers over and over again and throw a chair just to show how goddamned "into it" i am.
[02:37:34] <SanityCheck> I saw that Musk looking like I am looking since I got this sit on my ass all day job lol
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[02:48:19] <Gravis> chromas: i'll boot windows when windows is secure.
[02:50:27] <Gravis> chromas: it only took them 30 years to get stability, so i figure i'll be waiting at least another 30 years.
[02:51:21] <chromas> 30?
[02:51:30] <chromas> windows only became stable last year?
[02:51:52] <Gravis> i'm being generous
[02:52:13] <chromas> I can see that. 45 years would probably be more accurate ;)
[02:52:25] * chromas looks into the future
[02:52:50] <chromas> Actually, Vista was pretty decent after updates
[02:53:15] <Gravis> decent doesn't count
[02:53:16] <chromas> also ME got better when it had a decent amount of RAM to work with
[02:53:30] <chromas> decent, decent, decent
[02:53:50] <chromas> that just means it had pants on
[02:59:12] <Runaway1956> *cough* Even with lots of memory, WinME was nowhere near as stable or as useful as XP was. Not even close.
[03:00:58] <Runaway1956> XP on a 450 mhz Super Socket 7, and 1 gig of memory was actually pretty decent - of course, it took a gigahertz processor to make it good.
[03:01:47] <Bytram> Wirth's Law: programmers make programs slower faster than hardware designers make hardware faster.
[03:02:28] <chromas> Add an extra gig if you run Norton
[03:02:37] <Runaway1956> There is that. Bloat bloats faster than hardware can possibly improve.
[03:03:25] <chromas> That's why Android runs perfectly slow on multi-GHz, multi-core CPUs
[03:03:37] <Runaway1956> No Norton, or any of the other bloatware utility stuff - when MS came out with MSE, I evaluated it, and decided it was superior to McAfee or any of the other trashware.
[03:03:53] <chromas> Was that around in the XP days?
[03:04:01] <chromas> I hadn't heard of it 'til 7, which was also free
[03:04:02] <Bytram> not originally
[03:04:16] <Runaway1956> I can't remember when it came out, but it installs just fine on XP.
[03:04:37] <Bytram> lotsa stories complaining about viruses, butif MS came out with an antivirus program, why couldn't they fix the bugs in the first place?
[03:05:13] <chromas> It's not all bugs. If someone installs a program and it sets itself up to run at boot, that's the user's fault
[03:05:25] <Bytram> eventually, MS bought some other comapny that provided AV, and slowly changed the name and then rolled it out as its own product
[03:05:49] <chromas> now, if their email client runs javascript, then it's off to the oven with the mail client devs
[03:06:00] <Runaway1956> Bingo, Chromas - I've spent enough time turning services OFF, and making sure that no new auto-starts installed themselves
[03:06:28] <chromas> It doesn't help though, that there're at least 12 different places for programs to auto-start from
[03:07:01] <Runaway1956> Winternals helps find all that crap
[03:07:24] <Runaway1956> I think they renamed it after Microsoft bought it, but it's stil available
[03:07:55] <Bytram> at one point, I think it w=as called 'Windows Defender' ??
[03:08:05] <chromas> Loonix has a few too, especially in the major DEs; that's why we should be seeing more malware there soon
[03:08:10] <Runaway1956> Yeah, I remember that name too
[03:12:54] <Runaway1956> I've discovered srcpac on Arch - looks like I'll have to answer "Y" to every package it updates before it will proceed.
[03:13:29] <Bytram> methinks before it was 'Windows Defender' it may have been called 'BitDefender'
[03:13:47] <Runaway1956> sudo srcpac -Sybu
[03:13:50] <cmn32480> incorrect
[03:14:00] <cmn32480> BitDefender is a separate company
[03:14:06] <cmn32480> still exists
[03:14:16] <cmn32480> got spam from them earlier in the week
[03:14:17] <Runaway1956> I remember a "bitdefender" - yeah, what cmn32480 said
[03:18:49] <Runaway1956> Ahhh, the only time I ever see all my cores running full throttle. Compile time!
[03:20:06] <cmn32480> you just don't run enough windows then!
[03:20:12] <butthole> i spin my shit full throttle all the time
[03:20:47] <cmn32480> me too... but my shit all goes down the drain when I fluch
[03:21:02] <Runaway1956> Lots of windows open, they aren't all that very demanding. When you have 12 cores to work with, it takes a bit to make them all work hard at the same time.
[03:22:23] <Runaway1956> $ inxi -F
[03:22:23] <Runaway1956> System: Host: bluestar Kernel: 4.3.3-4-lqx x86_64 (64 bit) Desktop: Enlightenment 0.20.1 Distro: Arch Linux
[03:22:23] <Runaway1956> Machine: Mobo: Supermicro model: H8DM8-2 v: 1234567890 Bios: American Megatrends v: 080014 date: 10/22/2009
[03:22:23] <Runaway1956> CPU(s): 2 Hexa core Six-Core AMD Opteron 2425 HEs (-HT-MCP-SMP-) cache: 6144 KB
[03:22:24] <Runaway1956> clock speeds: max: 2100 MHz 1: 2100 MHz 2: 2100 MHz 3: 2100 MHz 4: 2100 MHz 5: 2100 MHz 6: 2100 MHz
[03:22:27] <Runaway1956> 7: 2100 MHz 8: 2100 MHz 9: 2100 MHz 10: 2100 MHz 11: 2100 MHz 12: 2100 MHz
[03:24:55] <butthole> i only like my cores in powers of 2
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[03:26:21] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 5:11 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 25°C/77°F, 4:26 pm GMT+13, Tuesday, 26 January 2016
[03:26:52] <Runaway1956> Well, I'd much rather have 16 cores, but the package deal came with two hexacores, and I couldn't afford the 8-core Opties.
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[03:58:30] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone
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[04:03:34] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
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[04:27:15] <exec> welcome Subsentient: Phoenix, AZ, USA 9:27 PM Navajo County, AZ, USA (MST), 13°C/55°F, 9:27 pm MST, Monday, 25 January 2016
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[05:27:39] <dyingtolive> is there a reason why you can't go back more than 10 journal articles?
[05:46:31] <SirFinkus> you can't? seems to work just fine for me
[05:48:38] <dyingtolive> i go to someone's journal and click previous 10 entries. i don't have an option to go back another 10 entries, and i could have sworn he had at least a couple more i'm not seeing.
[05:48:55] <SirFinkus> seems to work for me
[05:49:09] <SirFinkus> https://soylentnews.org
[05:49:10] <salty> ^ 03Journal of MichaelDavidCrawford (2339)
[05:49:12] <SirFinkus> no link here?
[05:49:19] <SirFinkus> at the very bottom of the page
[05:49:34] <dyingtolive> huh. maybe he deleted the previous ones i was thinking of. contextually speaking, it's a follow up to another one he had before, so i KNOW there were more.
[05:49:50] <dyingtolive> also given the person, something like that is totally believable.
[05:50:12] <SirFinkus> https://soylentnews.org seems to go back and forth just fine
[05:50:13] <salty> ^ 03SN journal Lobbyists Using Refugee Policy Battle to Defeat Regulations
[05:50:32] <SirFinkus> maybe link the specific journal later and TheMightyBuzzard can take a look at it
[05:50:59] <dyingtolive> let me try this other one and see what happens.
[05:51:08] <SirFinkus> after he's done scalping white men
[05:51:55] <dyingtolive> that's... huh. nevermind. i don't know how to explain it. maybe i'm stupid or drunk. or both.
[05:52:15] <SirFinkus> it happens to the best of us
[05:52:32] <SirFinkus> could still be a bug, lord knows slash isn't free of them
[05:53:08] <dyingtolive> true. i'll keep an eye on it. in the meanwhile, i'll check back tomorrow when i am sober and see if it turns out i'm just stupid.
[05:53:21] <dyingtolive> man, i hope i'm not stupid. that would be a bummer.
[05:55:06] <SirFinkus> ahh, but you can always blame it on being drunk
[05:55:13] <SirFinkus> or just drinkin'
[06:00:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twitter Takes a Tumble With Executive Walkout - http://sylnt.us - executives-should-unionize
[06:44:57] <crutchy> microwave_chinese_food_in_a_box++
[06:44:57] <Bender> karma - microwave_chinese_food_in_a_box: 1
[06:54:33] <Gravis> i really wish that stupidity was painful. it would solve so many of the world's problems and annoyances.
[06:59:08] <crutchy> only megalomaniacs would even give a shit about that
[06:59:29] <crutchy> everyone else just goes about their own lives as best they can
[07:31:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows 7/8/8.1/10 Vulnerable to 'Hot Potato' Exploit by Hackers - http://sylnt.us - fried-or-baked-debate
[07:47:43] <Thouren> That really looks like Twitter is taking a tumble. I mean, have they done anything new in years?
[07:58:23] <chromas> vine
[07:59:26] <Thouren> that explains how vine grew so fast at least
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[08:09:19] <Thouren> So is anyone in here familiar with the startup scene in Detroit?
[08:10:40] <chromas> Do they have a lot of projects?
[08:11:54] <Thouren> chromas, community efforts to revive the city through tech http://www.growdetroit.com
[08:11:56] <salty> ^ 03Grow Detroit About Grow - Grow Detroit
[08:12:08] <Thouren> How well it will work, who knows
[09:02:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Thailand Quarantines 32 Due to MERS Case - http://sylnt.us - chang-beer-cures-all
[09:07:28] * crutchy sees what chromas did there
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[10:19:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://www.digitaltrends.com
[10:19:37] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[10:20:07] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[10:27:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://www.theverge.com
[10:27:46] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[10:28:16] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
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[10:33:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In South Korea, a Rehab Camp for Internet-Addicted Teenagers - http://sylnt.us - twice-a-day...max
[10:38:57] <Thouren> Oh boy, news
[10:48:25] <qkontinuum> #submit http://blogs.microsoft.com
[10:48:26] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[10:48:56] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[11:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:18:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2120
[11:25:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://torrentfreak.com
[11:25:08] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[11:25:38] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[11:34:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe, lost the 50Mbps speed i had yesterday. now i'm back down to 30/5Mbps. still better than the 25/1Mbps that we started with though.
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[11:47:45] <FatPhil> been on 5/1 for 5 years (previously 2/2 for a decade), but in my new flat we have 50/50 and are enjoying it greatly
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[11:51:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ouch, the people on your torrent swarms must lurve you.
[11:55:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'd been stuck on 6/.8 for years out in OK, got upgraded to 12/1 right before I moved. Paying less here in TN for 25/1 than I was there by like 50%.
[11:58:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:58:03] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. High 43F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Sunny skies. High 42F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.
[11:58:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'not bad. think i'll get out and fix how my trailer lights are wired today when it warms up some.
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[12:06:27] <qkontinuum> TheMightyBuzzard: I didn't send the mail (geolocation reminder), but I checked the available options and it looks like it will be really simple:
[12:06:29] <qkontinuum> The required database is available at http://dev.maxmind.com
[12:06:29] <qkontinuum> A perl library to access the DB is available here: https://github.com (search for "perl maxminddb rpm" also yields some results)
[12:06:30] <salty> ^ 03GeoLite2 Free Downloadable Databases « Maxmind Developer Site
[12:06:31] <salty> ^ 03maxmind/MaxMind-DB-Reader-perl: Read MaxMin... - GitHub
[12:08:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> qkontinuum, will slap it on my seldom-checked todo list then. right now i'm dubious that it wouldn't significantly increase the memory footprint for each apache thread cause of mod_perl's precompilation
[12:09:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo check into integrating GeoLite2 before hashing ips
[12:09:40] <Bender> todo item 7 added
[12:09:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[12:09:44] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) utf8mb4 upgrade 2) find out wtf is going on with memcache 3) look into daily email digests 4) filter comments by score in the api 5) latest spam moderations for admin accounts in api 6) that thing that chromas said 7) check into integrating GeoLite2 before hashing ips
[12:09:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> !done 2
[12:09:53] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[12:10:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[12:10:12] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) utf8mb4 upgrade 2) look into daily email digests 3) filter comments by score in the api 4) latest spam moderations for admin accounts in api 5) that thing that chromas said 6) check into integrating GeoLite2 before hashing ips
[12:10:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> !done 5
[12:10:33] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[12:10:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:11:09] <chromas> add smake chromas
[12:11:11] <chromas> :D
[12:12:23] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[12:12:26] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:12:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2121
[12:12:34] <Bytram> blackjack!
[12:12:40] <Bytram> =)
[12:12:45] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:12:47] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 30°F, sunny, wind S at 8 mph, humidity 83% - Tuesday partly cloudy (36°F:48°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (26°F:41°F), Thursday mostly sunny (30°F:40°F), Friday mostly cloudy (28°F:39°F)
[12:12:50] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:12:52] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 32°F, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 12 mph, humidity 77% - Tuesday cloudy (32°F:45°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (20°F:41°F), Thursday mostly sunny (24°F:38°F), Friday mostly cloudy (23°F:38°F)
[12:12:57] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[12:12:59] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 23°F, mostly cloudy, wind SE at 8 mph, humidity 93% - Tuesday rain and snow (33°F:38°F), Wednesday snow showers (6°F:33°F), Thursday snow showers (20°F:28°F), Friday snow showers (14°F:31°F)
[12:13:14] <Bytram> ~weather north pole
[12:13:16] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:13:28] <Bytram> ~weather mcmurdo station
[12:13:30] <exec> 10McMurdo, Antarctica - currently 27°F, cloudy, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 78% - Tuesday cloudy (26°F:27°F), Wednesday mostly cloudy (25°F:34°F), Thursday partly cloudy (21°F:31°F), Friday partly cloudy (21°F:28°F)
[12:14:24] <chromas> ~weather west pole
[12:14:26] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:14:47] <chromas> polecism
[12:14:53] <chromas> ~weather equator
[12:14:54] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:14:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather 0N 0E
[12:15:00] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:15:06] <chromas> ~weather ecuador
[12:15:08] <exec> 01Quito, Ecuador - currently 45°F / 7°C, partly cloudy, wind SW at 4 mph, humidity 95% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (45°F:71°F / 7°C:22°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (47°F:73°F / 8°C:23°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (47°F:71°F / 8°C:22°C), Friday showers (48°F:68°F / 9°C:20°C)
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[12:15:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...
[12:15:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> did you just get two blank lines that look like they come from exec?
[12:16:03] <chromas> no
[12:16:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> Or maybe just black text.
[12:16:06] * AndyTheAbsurd checks.
[12:16:15] <chromas> it's dark gray here
[12:16:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> weird...
[12:16:44] <chromas> :D yeah, it's supposed to be black; I have my black set to gray because black on black would be thilly
[12:16:52] <Bytram> I saw two (not sure of the correct term) messages:
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[12:17:16] <Bytram> they were a kind of dirty yellow color
[12:17:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Bytram, chromas, AndyTheAbsurd
[12:17:25] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: g'morning!
[12:17:36] <chromas> #smake TheMightyBuzzard with a hello
[12:17:36] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with with a hello
[12:17:41] <Bytram> how'd you fare with the snow storm? everything okay?
[12:17:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> got about half a foot, it's gone now.
[12:18:10] <Bytram> not bad then, glad to hear it
[12:18:20] <Bytram> cmn got something like 3 feet of snow!
[12:18:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> figured out what i need for my trailer lights. need a nand gate that can handle a couple amps of 12vdc.
[12:19:00] * Bytram had a 30" snow storm a year or two ago; we're used to snow, but nothing like that.
[12:19:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> two really.
[12:19:15] <Bytram> relays?
[12:19:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically.
[12:19:43] * Bytram one saw a 4-digit LED clock where all of the logic was implemented as relays.
[12:19:49] <Bytram> could hear it tick each second
[12:20:00] <Bytram> was quite a bit louder when the hour changed
[12:20:09] <Bytram> made quite the racket at noon/midnight
[12:20:12] <Bytram> =)
[12:20:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> that'd be neat
[12:20:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> kill the light if you have both break and turn signal going at the same time. and since the turn signal flashes it'd go intermittently dark and do what it's sposed to.
[12:20:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> sounds like it would use a lot of power, though.
[12:20:50] <Bytram> was at my college's radio station; they were not concerned
[12:20:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> and you can build a nand gate with two cross-energized NC relays if you can't find one pre-built
[12:21:30] <Bytram> is too early in the AM for my brain to get around that one; maybe later
[12:21:54] <Bytram> up for a puzzle?
[12:21:57] <chromas> relay-nand memory sd card
[12:22:12] <Bytram> my mobile phone has a 320x240 display.
[12:22:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> well no, that's not a nand gate but it is what i need
[12:22:42] <Bytram> on stories with deeply nestd comments, such as: https://soylentnews.org
[12:22:44] <salty> ^ 03SN article: Twitch Bans the Streaming of "Yandere Simulator" Game 04(71 comments)
[12:23:03] <Bytram> on the deepest nested comments, I see at most 1 character per line.
[12:23:07] <Bytram> is NOT pretty
[12:23:11] <Bytram> very hard to read.
[12:23:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds like a display issue with your phone. mine reads em fine.
[12:23:32] <chromas> what's the browser?
[12:23:52] <Bytram> I looked at the css and it seems to start out with a body {min-width: 720px}
[12:24:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> Bytram: You have a couple of options. (1) change to non-nested comments. (2) Get a better phone.
[12:24:11] <Bytram> which is kinda hard to do when the display is only 320 px wide
[12:24:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that'd do it
[12:24:27] <chromas> that should be max-width, so there's always a 50' border on desktops
[12:24:37] <Bytram> true, but I'm looking at other options.
[12:24:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you wanna dive into the css and make it more pretty, have at it.
[12:25:07] <Bytram> chromas: 50-foot border? Howbig IS your display?
[12:25:21] <Bytram> I been looking, but that's not my strongest suit.
[12:25:47] <chromas> less than 50 feet. I make extensive use of negative space
[12:26:11] <chromas> MartyB's Mobile Mode
[12:26:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, mine either. play with it using the web developer extension on firefox.
[12:26:21] <Bytram> Ima thinking that a min-width on the #comments would do it?
[12:26:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> it gotta come out looking good for desktop users is the most important thing.
[12:26:57] <Bytram> thas what I been doing... but, since my monitor is 1920x1200, it just puts scroll bars on the entire window.
[12:27:06] <Bytram> 100% agree
[12:27:34] <Bytram> chromas: lol! thanks for the laugh
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[12:28:32] <Bytram> thing is, there's "plenty" of space for the text, but the left-hand margin/padding is like 6-7 characters wide and there's only 1 char of text.
[12:28:54] <chromas> You can specify different css for specific screen resolutions and stuff
[12:29:05] <Bytram> can you think of any reason why a "#comment {min-width: 2em;}" would not work?
[12:29:12] <Bytram> oooo!
[12:29:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, looks like about $5/ea for NC relays, so $20 and i can have perfectly functioning trailer lights.
[12:29:51] <Bytram> hmmm, are the brake lights and the turning lights the same bulbs?
[12:30:13] <Bytram> could also just mount another set of lights and drive 'em separately.
[12:30:20] <chromas> NC has relays? Do they write novels and play Dwarf Fortress?
[12:30:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> normally closed
[12:30:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, yep
[12:30:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> to the first
[12:31:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope to the 2nd. 4-wire harness.
[12:31:15] <Bytram> hmmm
[12:31:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> tail, turnL, turnR, gnd
[12:31:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> turns hafta double as break.
[12:31:41] <chromas> the solution is obvious. Install a raspi or something and make those four-wires into a USB connection
[12:31:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> brake
[12:31:55] <Bytram> chromas: my thoughts exactly!
[12:32:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, then i could disco strobe them with a button!
[12:32:16] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: good idea, time for a brake! ;)
[12:32:41] <qkontinuum> !todo finish annoying SJW bot, but only when there are no outstanding requests towards TMB
[12:32:41] <Bender> todo item 1 added
[12:33:02] <chromas> #socialjihad
[12:33:28] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: hmmm, persistence? Comparative brightness of LEDs versus incandescent when rapidly cycled?
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[12:33:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> qkontinuum, that second condition has been short-cutted to just return false. it saves processing power and is highly accurate.
[12:34:36] <Bytram> chromas: so, going back to the css variation based on display's width...
[12:34:57] <Bytram> it's been quite a while since I played with that
[12:35:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Explorer Dies During Antarctic Traversal Attempt - http://sylnt.us
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[12:35:35] <Bytram> couldn't come up with a good dept for that story.
[12:35:49] <qkontinuum> "no outstanding requests towards TMB" == false? Or did you mean "outstanding requests towards TMB" == false? ;-)
[12:36:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> the former
[12:36:23] <chromas> https://developer.mozilla.org
[12:36:24] <salty> ^ 03Using media queries - CSS | MDN
[12:36:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> the issues queue on github means i always have something to do
[12:36:38] <Bytram> chromas: oh, thanks!
[12:37:01] <chromas> You can do based on resolution, device width/height et cetera
[12:37:03] <Bytram> I just remembered that I *had* used it before, and was trying to figure out what doc it was in.
[12:37:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, build all the themes to be mobile friendly while yer at it.
[12:37:56] <Bytram> but it sure helps to know *what* I am looking for
[12:38:06] <Bytram> yeah, np; should be done in a couple minutes
[12:38:12] <Bytram> ;)
[12:38:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> should just be copy-pasta once you get default figured out
[12:38:50] <qkontinuum> TheMightyBuzzard, Ok, I didn't specify the context. Of course I was referring to outstanding requests issued by me. Not referring to github I thought it's obvious such a queue isn't defined as a global variable
[12:38:53] * Bytram hasn't looked closely at all...
[12:38:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i kinda wanna do up a not remotely /.-looking theme for the next update.
[12:39:03] <Bytram> does default get loaded *every* time,
[12:39:07] <Bytram> and then the other themese
[12:39:11] <Bytram> depending on users' prefs
[12:39:13] <Bytram> ?
[12:39:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> other themes just override default
[12:39:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> may be no necessary changes
[12:40:06] <Bytram> so, if default works okay, and nothing in a theme overrides it, then we should be good to go. right?
[12:40:13] * Bytram notes that is a big IF
[12:40:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> qkontinuum, nah, it's definitely global or at least within scope. it all runs within a while(!$fishing){...} though
[12:41:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, not a huge IF. very likely that way. we mostly override colors and nothing else.
[12:41:14] <Bytram> do you have a vt100 in amber?
[12:41:24] <Bytram> kewel!
[12:41:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> no but you're welcome to do that.
[12:41:36] <Bytram> just offering an idea
[12:41:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> really surprised people use that as much as they do
[12:42:14] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[12:42:41] <Bytram> well, one advantage is that it provides better contrast...
[12:42:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder if we should just build in theme selection via url parameter
[12:42:59] <Bytram> also, fixed width does have some advantages in 'knowing' where things will appear
[12:43:19] <Bytram> how would you maintain that? cookie?
[12:43:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> like https://soylentnews.org
[12:43:35] <salty> ^ 03404 File Not Found
[12:43:47] <Bytram> lol
[12:43:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg
[12:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> double url
[12:44:01] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:44:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2122
[12:44:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> amphetamines++
[12:44:09] <Bender> karma - amphetamines: 6
[12:44:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:44:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2123
[12:46:06] <chromas> blerg++
[12:46:06] <Bender> karma - blerg: 1
[12:46:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i don't think i want to move us to utf8mb4 for our database. it'd take significantly (33%?) more disk/memory for the db.
[12:46:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg++ # truth
[12:46:37] <Bender> karma - blerg: 2
[12:46:40] <chromas> ~define utf8mb4
[12:46:41] <exec> utf8mb4: unable to find definition
[12:46:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, four byte utf8 support in mysql
[12:47:09] <chromas> oh. does it need it?
[12:47:27] <chromas> Shouldn't it just need to store a string of bytes, and let the browser do the decoding?
[12:47:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> not really. right now we just transform all unsupported characters to � or whatever.
[12:47:47] <chromas> (besides the part where you filter it, which I hope mysql isn't the one doing that)
[12:48:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, it stores every character as four bytes whether it needs it or not.
[12:48:38] <chromas> sounds like utf32
[12:48:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> so ascii, which most shat is, takes up an insane amount of wasted space.
[12:49:00] <chromas> mysql--
[12:49:00] <Bender> karma - mysql: -4
[12:49:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[12:50:16] <FatPhil> that's not utf8 then, that's ucs not utf
[12:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'just how it's stored in the db. it comes back correct.
[12:51:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently it's more efficient to waste space for some people
[12:51:26] <Bytram> space/time tradeoff
[12:51:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:51:50] <Bytram> break time; biab
[12:51:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is kinda important for a db since what you really want is speed.
[12:52:01] <Bytram> oh, TheMightyBuzzard thanks for pulling my changes
[12:52:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:52:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo make high-comment stories display much faster
[12:52:31] <Bender> todo item 6 added
[12:52:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> THAT is what I'm working on after the upgrade this weekend.
[12:53:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> 9-10 seconds is unacceptable
[12:53:14] <Bytram> wait a minute... we're doing the upgrade this w/e?
[12:53:16] <chromas> invent and port to cloudsql
[12:53:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, unless pj cancels in favor of the next
[12:53:57] * Bytram checks his schedule
[12:54:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> really nothing much for you and me to do during it though cept moral support.
[12:54:37] <Bytram> that's the plan, I'm sure!
[12:54:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> well and i'll need to give pj the stripe keys for production
[12:54:48] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:54:59] <Bytram> any idea of what time?
[12:55:17] <Bytram> sat night-ish?
[12:55:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> night time most likely. that's just a pulled out of my ass guess though.
[12:55:30] <Bytram> k
[12:56:09] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[12:56:10] <Bytram> I work saturday 2:45p-9:15p so I prolly wouldn't get home until the fun had already started
[12:56:11] * exec covertly passes a pair of used panties full of skittles to #soylent
[12:56:17] <Bytram> cmn32480: g'morning!
[12:56:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, cmn32480
[12:56:27] <cmn32480> morning buzzard, Bytram
[12:56:29] * Bytram goes to fetch a coffee
[12:56:35] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:56:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2124
[12:56:41] <Bytram> biab
[12:56:51] <cmn32480> good plan
[12:56:54] <cmn32480> back after I make some
[12:57:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> today i think i shall get spawns of my tameable lava golem properly spawning. or possibly make it immune to burning damage.
[13:07:48] <cmn32480> today I shall have a day of rest from throwing snow around
[13:08:33] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: out of curiosity, how up-to-date is dev with all of the pending changes?
[13:11:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> not terribly
[13:11:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's several pull requests behind and will be until two of mine are merged
[13:11:58] <Bytram> I hve today and thursday off; might be good to get it up-to-date so we can catch any lingering issues before go-live
[13:14:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't. pj has to merge my pulls before we can get them up on dev.
[13:15:34] <Bytram> k
[13:17:55] <Thouren> TheMightyBuzzard, eh, are you playing Dwarf Fortress?
[13:18:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> minecraft. teaching myself modding thereof so i can teach the roomie's boy child.
[13:18:37] <Thouren> Hook em young
[13:18:40] <Bytram> hmmm, could dev be updated with the so-far-merged changes and then updated later when PJ finishes merging your pulls?
[13:20:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure
[13:21:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> Thouren, that's the idea. even if i gotta use java to do it.
[13:26:13] <Thouren> TheMightyBuzzard, teach him to play Dwarf Fortress
[13:26:22] <Thouren> He'll be unstoppable
[13:28:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'd have to learn how myself first
[13:29:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, what you'll lose: admin->user messaging and urls with spaces fix
[13:29:41] <Bytram> hrmmmm
[13:29:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> deploying
[13:29:53] <Bytram> might want to wait, then
[13:29:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> too late
[13:30:08] <Bytram> oh.
[13:30:52] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:30:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2125
[13:30:56] <cmn32480> now I want a nao
[13:30:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm really unconcerned with those two though. long as stripe is bug-free. display of amounts <=$9 aside.
[13:31:05] <cmn32480> s/nao/nap.
[13:31:08] <cmn32480> s/nao/nap/
[13:31:10] <exec> <cmn32480> now I want a nap
[13:31:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, drink the coffee faster
[13:31:27] <Bytram> sued has a nap
[13:31:36] <Bytram> suede has a nap
[13:31:37] <Bytram> ugh
[13:31:51] <cmn32480> thinking about starting an IV buzzard
[13:32:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> just shotgun it like a beer
[13:32:20] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: hmmm, spaces in URLs... I wonder about the ?? <user> ?? tags you created.
[13:32:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> unaffected. that happens after or we wouldn't have been able to link to me.
[13:33:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> which was one of the first things i checked.
[13:33:08] <Bytram> makes sense, but wanted to check.
[13:33:13] <Bytram> excellent!
[13:33:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone with an admin->user message will likely get a crash page checking their messages on dev right now though.
[13:34:06] <cmn32480> oh poo
[13:34:32] <cmn32480> .shit
[13:34:33] <exec> 05💩
[13:34:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> .pants cmn32480
[13:34:42] <Bytram> why should they? a msg is a msg
[13:34:47] * Bytram checks
[13:34:49] * TheMightyBuzzard frowns at exec
[13:34:49] <cmn32480> speaking of.. I need to change all the . in the macro file to ~
[13:34:51] <Bytram> msgs look fine
[13:35:22] <cmn32480> didn't work because I took my pants off before I .shit
[13:35:31] <Bytram> cmn32480: make it a variable, then you can redefine the 'invocation char' globally
[13:35:42] <cmn32480> WHOOSH!
[13:35:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, nope, unicode fix was apparently in one of the pull requests
[13:35:50] <cmn32480> talk to crutchy on t5hat one
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[13:36:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> no pewp for us
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[13:36:24] <Bytram> nod nod; i see that
[13:36:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> scared him off talking about pewp
[13:36:45] <Bytram> are messages logged?
[13:36:47] * cmn32480 goes to tinker w/ exec
[13:37:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, i have no idea where they're even stored but yeah they're logged.
[13:37:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> not the content, mind you.
[13:38:02] <Bytram> just that admin 'x' sent a msg to user 'y' ??
[13:38:08] <Bytram> prolly wiht a date/time stamp
[13:38:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> more or less
[13:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> all messages are logged with a type and blah blah blah
[13:38:57] <Bytram> okay...
[13:40:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, lava golem is properly immune to fire
[13:40:28] <chromas> cmn32480: set the prefixes to 💩
[13:40:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> it works. crutchy did it before.
[13:40:48] <chromas> 💩weather
[13:40:51] <cmn32480> than I'll not be able to remember how to do anything
[13:41:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> 1f4a9\
[13:41:14] <cmn32480> see now If I learn that I'll forget somethign else
[13:42:48] <cmn32480> ~shit
[13:42:49] <exec> 05💩
[13:45:41] <cmn32480> ~socialist
[13:46:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> fail
[13:46:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist cmn32480
[13:46:18] <MrPlow> cmn32480, you're a socialist!
[13:46:25] <cmn32480> ~socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[13:46:28] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[13:46:34] <cmn32480> not so fail
[13:46:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, yer fail not exec's =P
[13:46:47] <cmn32480> somebody (crutchy) changed the file that the macro's point to
[13:47:05] <cmn32480> ~pants
[13:47:06] <exec> , ZOMGWTFBBQ YOU'RE wearing PANTS!
[13:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, think i'll have my golem spawn in deserts rather than the nether.
[13:48:14] <cmn32480> when they spawn in the neteher, I believe that is generally referred to as "crabs"
[13:48:34] <cmn32480> ~fight
[13:48:39] <exec> oi! why don't ya choke on some pig vomit, ya vagina!
[13:48:52] <cmn32480> apparently, they don't work in PM, either
[13:51:41] <chromas> 🎣
[13:54:58] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy "all the macros have been changed"
[13:54:59] <exec> message saved
[13:55:36] <cmn32480> shit.. I'm 2 days behind on everythgin.. and I don't knwo where to start
[13:55:54] <cmn32480> starting drinking has it's own allure....
[14:02:10] * cmn32480 wonders if somebody switched us to decaf....
[14:06:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Antarctic Snow Cruiser - http://sylnt.us - it-almost-worked
[14:08:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> good deal. that's squared away.
[14:12:24] <Bytram> cmn32480: that would 'nip' it in the bud
[14:12:42] <cmn32480> me thinks I need more than na nip this morning.
[14:12:48] <Bytram> ok, expecting a call... gtg. back in a bit, i hope.
[14:12:53] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[14:13:00] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard: thanks for perform the update of dev!
[14:13:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
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[14:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, it kinda sucks when you get everything you wanted to get done done before 9am
[14:27:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: Only if you work for somebody else and need them to see you being busy.
[14:27:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> Otherwise, time to do some things that are just for fun.
[14:27:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it means now i gotta figure out something to do to keep my caffeinated and amphetamine-fueled brain busy.
[14:32:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> You could write up for me how rehash keeps track of comment nesting in the database
[14:32:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> I assume it's not doing multiple queries to generate the nesting
[14:33:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> but I didn't see anything obvious in the database creation script that would make easy nesting possible.
[14:33:53] <chromas> Maybe one query for comments with story id, then use their parent ids to link them
[14:35:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> chromas: If you've got one story with four direct children, each of which has a child comment, a grandchild comment, and a great-grandchild comment, I think you're up to 13 queries. You see how quickly that would get unsustainable?
[14:35:54] <chromas> No
[14:36:10] <chromas> All the comments would have the story id
[14:36:57] <chromas> So just grab all comments with that story id. The parent id would be a separate field
[14:39:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> Okay...but once you've got them, how do you build a data structure that reflects the parent/child relationships?
[14:40:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, i think it pulls the comments themselves in one query then spends hours determining their structure
[14:40:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause it didn't speed up ANY when i started using local memory caching.
[14:41:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> not even a tenth of a second.
[14:42:23] <cmn32480> AndyTheAbsurd - you know you can be banned for suggesting the devs actually document things
[14:43:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> pfft, document... code is documentation. it tells you exactly how it does what it does.
[14:43:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it's never out of date
[14:44:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i am gonna fix its little red wagon come monday though, so don't fret over how it's done now cause it's highly likely to change significantly.
[14:47:58] <cmn32480> and if TMB steps off a curb and get hit by a snow plow... I guess we are all f**ked
[14:48:35] <chromas> We'll just go back to slashdot
[14:48:53] <cmn32480> or abandon tech news altogether
[14:49:53] <chromas> I can think of at least a couple ways to generate the nested comments. Tmb would probably to it better though
[14:50:41] <Runaway1956> Guys, don't be unzipping your nanotubes in here, please.
[14:52:37] <cmn32480> i don't wanna see giga-tubes either
[14:52:56] <chromas> Can I unrar them?
[14:53:05] <Runaway1956> I didn't know that SOylent published erotic stories like that.
[14:53:25] <Runaway1956> And, only SHE can properly unrar them.
[14:54:04] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[14:54:04] <salty> ^ 03I'll fix his little red wagon (Far Cry) - YouTube
[14:54:49] <chromas> Oh. I was thinking of John Wayne
[14:56:10] <Runaway1956> I was expecting something entirely different from that video, LMAO
[14:56:58] <alexbst> http://voxday.blogspot.de
[14:56:59] <salty> ^ 03Vox Popoli: Mailvox: SJWs in tech media
[14:57:20] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[14:57:21] <salty> ^ 03True Grit (9/9) Movie CLIP - Bold Talk for a One-Eyed Fat Man (1969) HD - YouTube
[14:59:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> You know what's funny? Reading Vox Day's stuff after replacing "SJW" with "the Jew".
[14:59:53] <alexbst> heh
[14:59:58] <Runaway1956> Mmmmm - I've met a fair number of Jews that I liked - I've never met an SJW that I liked. Not even when she had huge hooters.
[15:00:16] <cmn32480> not true
[15:00:30] <alexbst> Jews in Israel aren't SJWS :)
[15:00:35] <alexbst> but outside they are often.
[15:00:35] <cmn32480> you liked her right up until she opened her mouth to talk... instead of other things
[15:00:51] <Runaway1956> Something like that . . . .
[15:01:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, whatever way it is, i'm seriously considering caching the results.
[15:02:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, entirely his own fault for not filling it quickly enough
[15:02:26] <cmn32480> likely
[15:06:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, think ima go enjoy some vidya for a bit then head out to the auto parts store.
[15:10:10] <cmn32480> playin' with your ball hitch again?
[15:11:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> so...will Windows 10 spy on everything on my network, or just spy on the user of the computer that's actually running Windows 10?
[15:15:12] <Runaway1956> AndyTheAbsurd - IMHO, now that Microsoft is getting to be so very intrusive, they are very likely to try snooping on the entire network. They'll want to know things like, "Does the user have any Linux boxes? How does he use them?"
[15:16:02] <cmn32480> my bigger concern is if they are reporting abck license keys
[15:16:22] <cmn32480> is this their way of trying to crack down on piracy?
[15:17:01] <Runaway1956> Not sure, but I did read a couple articles claiming that MS would be sharing info with the likes of RIAA - true or not, I can't say.
[15:17:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> I got a similar response in another channel I asked on. My response was:
[15:17:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> hmmm...guess the wife is going to learn how to love Linux, then.
[15:17:33] <cmn32480> possible, but how are tehy going to know if the mp3 is legit or not
[15:17:39] <cmn32480> I may have a wall full of CD's
[15:18:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> (Shopping for a new laptop for the wife, can't find one I like running any Windows below 8.)
[15:18:08] <cmn32480> MS is gonna push a lot of people who care abotu their privacy that way
[15:18:15] <Runaway1956> If it doesn't have DRM crap, it will probably be presumed to be pirated.
[15:18:49] <cmn32480> guilty until proven innocent
[15:35:49] <cmn32480> Salesrep: "I want to bring this customer in so you can show him how to configure his printer"
[15:36:02] <cmn32480> Me: "OK, what are his settings?"
[15:36:18] <cmn32480> SR: "Customer doesn't know"
[15:36:41] <cmn32480> Me: "Then it is gonna be a pretty useless visit, isn't it?"
[15:36:55] <cmn32480> I can feel the stupid through the phone.
[15:36:59] <cmn32480> <sigh>
[15:37:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Play Saw 100% More Downloads Than the IOS App Store, but Apple Generated 75% More Revenue - http://sylnt.us - fruit-beats-robot
[15:37:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm convinced I actually lost a not insignificant number of IQ points when I was doing tech support for AOL
[15:38:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> fortunately they seem to have regenerated once I moved away from that job
[15:38:35] <cmn32480> it amazes me
[15:38:41] <cmn32480> they want us to show the customer stuff
[15:38:47] <cmn32480> how to resolve specific problems.
[15:38:50] <cmn32480> ok, fine.
[15:38:53] <Runaway1956> Stop sounding like an Apple Phanboi, Bender!
[15:39:02] <cmn32480> are you bringing the printer with you that has the problems?
[15:39:29] <cmn32480> no, he doesn't, don't you guys have printers that have issues there?
[15:39:52] <cmn32480> FUCK NO I DON'T! MY SHIT WORKS! And if it is broken, We fix it!!!!!
[15:40:20] <Runaway1956> You do realize that sales reps take those jobs because they aren't competent to do anything else? Sales reps are kinda like prostitutes.
[15:40:50] <cmn32480> you shake hands wiht one and risk getting the clap?
[15:41:57] <Runaway1956> They'll smile and say anything you want to hear while they are fucking you.
[15:42:50] <cmn32480> yeah
[15:43:06] <cmn32480> this is one of those times when I feel like I'm going to get screwed in a very uncomfortable place./
[15:43:28] <Runaway1956> Yeah, well, invest in some KY jelly.
[15:44:19] * cmn32480 wonders if he can expense that...
[15:44:35] <cmn32480> !grab Runaway1956
[15:44:35] <Bender> Added quote 658
[15:45:35] <Runaway1956> Is Bender a microsoft employee? He's taken notes on my ramblings twice in two days. He won't send it to the NSA, will he?
[15:48:16] <cmn32480> yes
[15:48:20] <cmn32480> and yes
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[16:12:47] * cmn32480 beats his head on the desk
[16:13:16] * Runaway1956 helps cmn32480 to beat his head on the destk
[16:13:30] * cmn32480 appreciates the help
[16:13:42] <cmn32480> harder, please!
[16:13:44] <cmn32480> nograb
[16:14:46] * Runaway1956 admires the splintered desk, and cmn32480's unscathed head
[16:20:12] * cmn32480 is still conscious...
[16:27:24] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[16:27:25] <salty> ^ 03SN article: Explorer Dies During Antarctic Traversal Attempt 04(9 comments)
[16:27:33] <Runaway1956> Darwin++
[16:27:33] <Bender> karma - darwin: 2
[16:31:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> He's a father of two
[16:31:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> so his death doesn't eliminate his genes from the gene pool
[16:32:27] <Runaway1956> The comments point out that he was trained and capable. Except, virtually all training I've ever heard of emphasizes the "buddy system". I guess he missed a day or two of training.
[16:32:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> Darwinian "survival of the fittest" considers the ability to reproduce as the measure of fitness.
[16:33:34] <Runaway1956> Yes - and he's finished reproducing. Maybe his kids got a better mix of genes.
[16:34:49] <Runaway1956> Did you hear about the giant church in the shape of a phallus?
[16:35:50] <Runaway1956> http://www.reuters.com
[16:35:51] <salty> ^ 03Giant church in shape of shoe to open in Taiwan| Reuters ( http://www.reuters.com )
[16:36:04] <Runaway1956> Oh - that's "shoe" not "phallus".
[16:37:02] * cmn32480 wonders if it has a sole proprietor
[16:37:19] <Runaway1956> Good one.
[16:37:52] <cmn32480> it'd be the lace-t place I'd want to get married
[16:38:13] <cmn32480> adn the lady's gotta be thinking "heel never know"
[16:38:33] <cmn32480> though I suppose if the shoe fits..
[16:39:06] <Runaway1956> Putang mania sweeps across Russia
[16:39:09] * cmn32480 wonders where spallshurgenson is when I need to torture him with puns
[16:39:25] <Runaway1956> http://america.aljazeera.com
[16:39:26] <salty> ^ 03Putin Mania: Russians Obsessed With Dear Leader | Al Jazeera America
[16:39:58] <cmn32480> I thoguht that was a revival of the vagina monologues
[16:42:18] <Runaway1956> Now the Brits are teaching dogs to use guns
[16:42:44] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[16:42:45] <salty> ^ 03Gun dogs wanted: English cops sniff out canine crime-fighters — RT UK ( https://www.rt.com )
[16:42:49] <cmn32480> ah fuck
[16:42:55] <cmn32480> my CFO upgraded his PC to win 10
[16:43:20] <Runaway1956> Tell him it's to damned complicated, and you can't support it.
[16:43:22] <cmn32480> now he's pissed shot don't work
[16:43:31] <cmn32480> I did.
[16:43:38] <cmn32480> Told him he needed to roll it back to Win 7
[16:43:50] <Runaway1956> You'll need six months refresher courses in Bermuda to support Win 10
[16:45:51] <cmn32480> I'm gonna need a lot more liquor
[16:46:16] <Runaway1956> Well, doubling your salary should help with the liquor
[16:46:22] <cmn32480> [I have very specifically kept those "patches" off the network that force the upgrade and the telemetry
[16:47:48] <cmn32480> or at least I thought I had kept them off enough
[16:48:01] <nick> howdy
[16:48:23] <cmn32480> fuuuuuuuuuckkkk
[16:48:37] <cmn32480> and I got his voicemail... so now I wait for him to call me back
[16:48:47] <Runaway1956> Hey nick - sorry about the desk. cmn and I beat it to pieces.
[16:50:46] <nick> what am i going to bang my head against now?
[16:51:06] <Runaway1956> I can bring in an anvil if you like.
[16:51:36] <cmn32480> I think there is one in the hall closet
[16:51:48] <cmn32480> but it has TMB's forehead impression in it
[16:52:28] <Runaway1956> I'll just turn it upside down.
[16:52:36] * Runaway1956 goes for dolly
[16:54:51] <nick> that should do the job
[16:54:56] <nick> the desk was a bit too forgiving
[16:55:56] <cmn32480> apparently
[17:00:16] <Runaway1956> Yet more crazy shite in the news. I hope you're ready for this. Typical superstitious tribal nonsense.
[17:00:28] <Runaway1956> http://www.jpost.com
[17:00:28] <salty> ^ 03Israeli spy vulture captured in south Lebanon - Middle East - Jerusalem Post
[17:03:53] <nick> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[17:03:54] <salty> ^ 03The animals mistaken for spies - BBC News
[17:04:06] <nick> "The CIA's attempt to implant listening devices into a cat - dubbed Operation Acoustic Kitty - ended in failure on day one, when the kitty was run over by a car outside the Soviet embassy in Washington DC. The project was estimated to have cost more than $14m. "
[17:07:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> WTF did they use a cat for?
[17:07:43] <cmn32480> it is currently rolling back
[17:07:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> everybody knows that cats have no fucks to give about what humans want
[17:07:57] <cmn32480> "My printer doesn't work."
[17:08:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> they should have used a puppy.
[17:08:06] <cmn32480> "My VPN client doesn't work"
[17:08:21] <cmn32480> "My network admin refuses to support it"
[17:09:01] <Runaway1956> Puppies are almost human - you can't be cruel to puppies. Cats, no problem. Insert a microphone into their rectums, they just screech a little louder.
[17:10:04] <Runaway1956> "No puppies were harmed in these experiments, but we ground up 75 cats for fun."
[17:11:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> nah, man; the difference between cats and dogs is that dogs never develop beyond the equivalent of a human toddler's intelligence, but cats are born with the attitude of a 45-year-old New York - they ain't got time for your shit and wouldn't give a fuck even if they did have time.
[17:11:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/York/Yorker/
[17:11:24] <exec> <AndyTheAbsurd> nah, man; the difference between cats and dogs is that dogs never develop beyond the equivalent of a human toddler's intelligence, but cats are born with the attitude of a 45-year-old New Yorker - they ain't got time for your shit and wouldn't give a fuck even if they did have time.
[17:11:28] <cmn32480> and cats are homicidal
[17:11:35] <cmn32480> mine try to kill me at least once a day
[17:12:32] <Runaway1956> A dog might eat you after you die, if he doesn't have anything else to eat. A cat will start chowing down before you're dead.
[17:12:49] <nick> https://en.wikipedia.org
[17:12:49] <salty> ^ 03Wiki: Blue Peacock ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[17:13:26] <nick> "The chickens would be sealed inside the casing, with a supply of food and water; they would remain alive for a week or so. Their body heat would, it seems, have been sufficient to keep the mine's components at a working temperature. "
[17:30:07] <Runaway1956> Holy sheet - it takes longer to compile chromium, than to compile the kernel!
[17:30:21] <cmn32480> really?
[17:30:27] <cmn32480> contain your shock.
[17:30:38] <cmn32480> most every browser is a bloated piece fo shit
[17:30:42] <Runaway1956> I'm going to bed, maybe it will be done when I get up.
[17:30:46] <cmn32480> you should switch to IE.
[17:30:54] * cmn32480 ducks
[17:31:03] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO, IE doesn't support any real operating systems.
[17:31:46] <Runaway1956> g'night all . . .
[17:32:05] <cmn32480> ~gnight Runaway1956
[17:32:07] * exec clumsily offers a blagoblag of toilet water to Runaway1956
[17:32:32] <cmn32480> gad.. I wish Filezilla would get off Sourceforge
[17:39:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Marvin Minsky, Pioneer in Artificial Intelligence, Dies at 88 - http://sylnt.us - (peace (rest))
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[19:10:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gaping Hole in Amazon.com Security - http://sylnt.us - Use-my-security-questions,-too
[19:21:16] <chromas> Where's goatse security when you need it?
[19:37:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> "Depraved bin man with pics of person performing oral on llama avoids jail"
[19:37:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> Man, I love the weirdness that the internet shows me.
[19:38:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> Makes me feel downright normal.
[19:38:55] <nick> don't feel so alone in your appreciation of llamas?
[19:39:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm more of an alpaca guy, really.
[19:41:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather
[19:41:13] <MrPlow> Syntax: #weather City, ST or #weather zip code
[19:41:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather
[19:41:23] <exec> 10St Petersburg, FL 33701, USA - currently 72°F / 22°C, sunny, wind S at 3 mph, humidity 57% - Tuesday partly cloudy (62°F:70°F / 17°C:21°C), Wednesday thunderstorm (62°F:67°F / 17°C:19°C), Thursday rain (53°F:65°F / 12°C:18°C), Friday partly cloudy (50°F:60°F / 10°C:16°C)
[19:42:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather 33701
[19:42:02] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. High 69F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Showers and scattered thunderstorms. High 67F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 90%.
[19:42:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> Hrm, wunderground.com doesn't agree with either of them.
[19:42:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> Says it's 77 out there.
[19:43:22] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[19:43:22] <salty> ^ 03Office Space Soundtrack - Shove This Jay Oh Bee (HQ) - YouTube
[19:45:44] <cmn32480> today is one of those days where every where I turn it says "PC Load Letter"
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[19:47:42] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 9:32 AM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 16°C/61°F, 8:47 am GMT+13, Wednesday, 27 January 2016
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[20:23:10] <exec> welcome nick: London, UK, 11°C/52°F, 8:23 pm GMT, Tuesday, 26 January 2016
[20:33:43] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:33:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2126
[20:34:01] <crutchy> cmn32480++
[20:34:01] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 41
[20:34:10] <crutchy> all your macros are belong to us!
[20:35:19] <crutchy> ~weather
[20:35:20] <exec> 02Traralgon VIC - currently 18°C, light rain showers, wind NE at 14 km/h, humidity 92% - Wednesday thunderstorm (16°C:27°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (13°C:26°C), Friday rain (11°C:19°C), Saturday partly cloudy (12°C:24°C)
[20:35:30] <crutchy> current weather: shit :/
[20:37:22] <cmn32480> ~shit
[20:37:23] <exec> 05💩
[20:37:49] <cmn32480> evening(?) crutchy
[20:37:56] <cmn32480> ~time crutchy
[20:37:58] <exec> Wednesday, 27 January 2016 @ 7:37 am GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[20:38:02] <cmn32480> damnit
[20:38:09] <cmn32480> morning crutchy
[20:38:13] <crutchy> heh
[20:38:22] <crutchy> ~g'evenin cmn32480
[20:38:26] <crutchy> :|
[20:38:43] <cmn32480> I don't think ~gevening is there
[20:38:55] <cmn32480> I think it ~gday and ~gnight
[20:39:04] <crutchy> ~macro ~g'evenin * internal ~g'day %%trailing%%
[20:39:14] <crutchy> .macro ~g'evenin * internal ~g'day %%trailing%%
[20:39:15] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~g'evenin" and INTERNAL command template "~g'day %%trailing%%" saved
[20:39:17] <cmn32480> sure... prove me wrong
[20:39:22] <crutchy> ~g'evenin cmn32480
[20:39:25] * exec cohesively slides a bucket of spew to cmn32480
[20:39:28] <crutchy> :D
[20:39:35] <cmn32480> that aboutr covers my day!
[20:39:51] <crutchy> its not in the gday.php file i guess
[20:39:56] <crutchy> had to fudge it :p
[20:40:15] <crutchy> how you been mate?
[20:40:35] <cmn32480> beat up
[20:40:40] <crutchy> bugger
[20:40:44] <cmn32480> that snow really took it's toll on me
[20:40:45] <crutchy> almost home time?
[20:40:51] <cmn32480> hourt
[20:40:52] <crutchy> oh yeah i reckon it would
[20:41:10] <crutchy> at least its just raining here
[20:41:10] <cmn32480> and tonight is the wife's birthday
[20:41:18] <crutchy> oh noice
[20:41:24] <cmn32480> yeah
[20:41:34] <cmn32480> she's going out with friends (thank God!)
[20:41:42] <crutchy> the internet told me that flowers for women is like blowjobs for me
[20:41:43] <cmn32480> I'll bring home flowers
[20:41:46] <crutchy> :D
[20:41:54] <cmn32480> ninja'd
[20:41:55] <crutchy> *men
[20:42:03] <cmn32480> works either way
[20:42:18] <crutchy> true
[20:42:23] * crutchy sighs
[20:42:27] <cmn32480> just been a long ass day
[20:42:35] <cmn32480> ready for a drink
[20:42:45] <crutchy> speaking of, i'd better go get drenched :/
[20:42:50] <cmn32480> yes
[20:42:52] <crutchy> see ya mate
[20:42:54] <cmn32480> you gotta be at work soon!
[20:43:01] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy!
[20:43:03] * exec covertly drops a caravan of bewb on crutchy!
[20:47:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[20:47:17] <Bender> karma - naps: 34
[20:47:59] <cmn32480> my employer frowns on that
[20:49:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i frown on your employer then
[20:50:43] <cmn32480> plausible
[20:51:16] <cmn32480> i gotta get flowers on the way home... 'tis the wofe's birthday
[20:53:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that's a definite must do
[21:11:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Surface Pros Lose Wireless Connectivity in NFL Championship Game - http://sylnt.us - football-you-play-with-your-hands
[21:13:31] <cmn32480> ok
[21:13:36] <cmn32480> off to buy flowers for the wife
[21:13:46] <chromas> and dark chocolates
[21:13:51] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[21:13:52] * exec unjustifiably poops a spoon of red cordial for #soylent
[21:13:55] <cmn32480> for now anyway
[21:14:11] <cmn32480> nope she makes her won sweets
[21:14:33] <cmn32480> the other day she made pretzels, with a melty rollo squashed w/ an XL M&M
[21:15:14] <cmn32480> https://www.pinterest.com
[21:15:17] <salty> ^ 03Chocolate Pretzel Bites. I believe this recipe calls for square grid pretzels, rolos and m I usually use the round pretzels (only around Christmas … | Pinteres…
[21:15:26] <cmn32480> much as I hate pointing to pinterest
[21:15:49] <cmn32480> anyway... I'm out
[21:15:56] <cmn32480> ~gnight fockers
[21:15:58] * exec abnormally throws a cheap plastic cup of pancakes at fockers
[21:16:20] <chromas> ~g'night sir
[21:16:22] * exec cohesively blows a cold can of Soylent Green at sir
[21:16:31] <chromas> pound town
[21:17:29] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[21:18:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, need something to do...
[21:19:42] <chromas> make a Mighty Buzzard in minecraft
[21:20:09] <chromas> It could spend time fishing and hurling fireballs
[21:20:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh....
[21:20:36] <chromas> and if there's no fishing, well then that's just another mod to build
[21:20:55] <chromas> even torchlight has fishing
[21:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, minecraft as well.
[21:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i liked catching the cheese hat in torchlight
[21:25:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i could redo the texture on the lava golem to higher resolution i guess
[22:03:26] <chromas> Can it be animated?
[22:17:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have no idea but i'm not even trying to animate a png
[22:33:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, that's done enough. ima go vidya till time to cook foods.
[22:43:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Doctor Who Gets Lengthy Sabbatical As Showrunner Steven Moffat Quits - http://sylnt.us - Who's-on-First
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[23:04:43] <cmn32480> ~g'evenin #soylent
[23:04:45] * exec accidentally postulates a tinfoil hat of milo towards #soylent
[23:05:28] <chromas> ~g'afternoon
[23:06:09] <cmn32480> ~macro ~g'afternoon * internal ~g'day %%trailing%%
[23:06:22] <cmn32480> .macro ~g'afternoon * internal ~g'day %%trailing%%
[23:06:23] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~g'afternoon" and INTERNAL command template "~g'day %%trailing%%" saved
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[23:06:39] <cmn32480> try gain chromas
[23:06:45] <chromas> ~g'afternoon *
[23:06:47] * exec abnormally hurls a socket of bewb at *
[23:06:54] <chromas> ~g'afternoon .*
[23:06:56] * exec accidentally tosses a toilet bowl of splodge to .*
[23:06:58] <chromas> there, now it's a regex
[23:07:16] <chromas> ~g'afternoon select * from #Soylent
[23:07:18] * exec unjustifiably slides a wad of pancakes to select
[23:07:34] <chromas> How was the shopping?
[23:08:26] <cmn32480> flowers are a hit :-)
[23:08:31] <cmn32480> no big surprise
[23:08:57] <cmn32480> so I'm safe
[23:09:34] <cmn32480> my duaghter thought they were for her
[23:09:46] <chromas> Did you pull one out and hand it over?
[23:10:06] <chromas> the daughter tax
[23:10:22] <cmn32480> so now I know that I have to get her flower on her birthday in a couple weeks
[23:11:01] <cmn32480> it's ok
[23:11:17] <cmn32480> she's 3 (to be 4) and loves me if I give her flowers or not
[23:12:49] <cmn32480> how do I explain to my kids that C3PO sucks?
[23:13:26] <chromas> Tell them it runs MS-DOS
[23:13:33] <chromas> That's why it just beeps
[23:13:47] <cmn32480> that's R2D2
[23:13:48] <chromas> pc-speaker
[23:13:52] <cmn32480> lol
[23:13:59] <cmn32480> ah well
[23:14:01] <cmn32480> I'm home
[23:14:07] <cmn32480> brought flowers
[23:14:08] <chromas> oh. I only saw the movies once, on vidya tape
[23:14:18] <cmn32480> happy-wife = happy.life
[23:14:27] <chromas> I've actually seen the plinkett reviews more times than I've seen all the movies combined
[23:14:34] <cmn32480> lol
[23:14:40] <cmn32480> ~shit is in my future
[23:14:41] <exec> 05💩
[23:15:03] <cmn32480> and all the macro's are now ~ not .
[23:15:08] <cmn32480> ~pants
[23:15:09] <exec> , ZOMGWTFBBQ YOU'RE wearing PANTS!
[23:15:12] <chromas> ~g'day 👌👈
[23:15:13] * exec cohesively flings a DD cup of red cordial at 👌👈
[23:16:14] <cmn32480> kids get macoroni and cheese for dinner
[23:16:25] <cmn32480> dad is gonna have a breakfast sammich
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[23:16:34] <chromas> sammixhes++
[23:16:35] <Bender> karma - sammixhes: 1
[23:16:42] <cmn32480> eggs and bacon on frozen waffles
[23:16:48] <chromas> spleling--
[23:16:48] <Bender> karma - spleling: -1
[23:17:00] <chromas> with cheese?
[23:17:06] <cmn32480> coitenly
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[23:17:34] <cmn32480> debating on american, cheddar or swiss
[23:17:51] <chromas> all-of-the-above
[23:18:00] <chromas> layers++
[23:18:00] <Bender> karma - layers: 1
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[23:19:32] <dyingtolive> just installed irssi. it's... interesting.
[23:19:38] <cmn32480> I guess brad doesn't like cheese
[23:20:00] <cmn32480> anythignthat involves the IRS scares me
[23:20:01] <chromas> now we know your username
[23:20:32] <cmn32480> good eyes chromas
[23:20:36] <cmn32480> chromas++
[23:20:36] <Bender> karma - chromas: 148
[23:21:35] <dyingtolive> i'll have to fix that.
[23:22:27] <cmn32480> yep
[23:22:36] <cmn32480> so how's life treating everybody?
[23:22:50] <cmn32480> anybody other than me get a metric shitton of snow?
[23:23:46] <cmn32480> and chromas - that pinterest link I posted earlier... I'm eating one now... and it is AWESOME
[23:23:50] <chromas> We used to get snow here. Then the weather took an arrow to the knee
[23:24:22] <cmn32480> ~weather chromas
[23:24:23] <exec> 10Walla Walla, WA, USA - currently 38°F / 3°C, cloudy, wind SE at 9 mph, humidity 85% - Tuesday scattered showers (41°F:42°F / 5°C:6°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (43°F:52°F / 6°C:11°C), Thursday showers (43°F:53°F / 6°C:12°C), Friday showers (37°F:49°F / 3°C:9°C)
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[23:25:16] <cmn32480> dyingtolive - https://www.pinterest.com
[23:25:17] <salty> ^✓* 03Chocolate Pretzel Bites. I believe this recipe calls for square grid pretzels, rolos and m I usually use the round pretzels (only around Christmas … | Pinteres…
[23:27:14] <chromas> are rolos a caramel-filled candy?
[23:27:21] * chromas considers making some
[23:31:05] <cmn32480> yes
[23:31:09] <cmn32480> pure awesome
[23:32:36] <cmn32480> no way walla walla Wa. doens't have a chocolate coated carmel candy
[23:36:43] <cmn32480> providing that is where you are really located
[23:38:23] <cmn32480> I may have that fir dinner instead of scrambled eggs