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[00:00:16] <SirFinkus> it's hard not to poe's law that crap
[00:01:36] <SirFinkus> hooch o'clock now
[00:01:51] * Ethanol-fueled is drinking
[00:01:54] <Ethanol-fueled> just started.
[00:02:07] <SirFinkus> what's your poison tonight?
[00:02:16] <Ethanol-fueled> same shit. Gallo Sauvignon Blanc
[00:02:23] <SirFinkus> I've got Laurelwood Workhorse IPA
[00:02:30] <SirFinkus> shit's delicious
[00:02:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Sounds fancy. Is it tasty?
[00:02:36] <crutchy> i've got cold coffee :/
[00:02:41] <SirFinkus> one of my favorite ipas
[00:02:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Aye, focker.
[00:02:48] <crutchy> ahoy!
[00:03:05] <SirFinkus> crutchy, how do you keep the coffee from pouring out of the mug?
[00:03:09] <SirFinkus> being upside-down and all
[00:03:23] <SirFinkus> do you guys always drink out of sippy cups?
[00:03:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Heh heh
[00:03:35] <crutchy> we soak it up with wombat and then eat the wombat
[00:04:07] <SirFinkus> also, how do drop bears drop out of trees on to people, wouldn't the drop bears need to live underground to do that?
[00:04:35] <crutchy> they do indeed. its like that tremors movie
[00:04:47] <SirFinkus> oh, that reminds me
[00:04:59] <SirFinkus> anyone have any 70s sci fi movie suggestions?
[00:05:27] <crutchy> i watched the original robocop the other night. its 80's though
[00:05:32] <Ethanol-fueled> SirFinkus, GayNiggers from outer space
[00:05:41] <crutchy> haha i watched a bit of that
[00:05:43] <SirFinkus> seen it, several times
[00:05:45] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, Robocop and Robocop II are both awesome.
[00:05:51] <SirFinkus> RING MUSCULAROUS
[00:05:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Love the parodies of 80's era America
[00:06:08] <crutchy> the new robocop not as good imo
[00:06:13] <SirFinkus> I like bleak 70s sci-fi
[00:06:18] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the new ANYTHING is gonna suck.
[00:06:18] <SirFinkus> with casual titties
[00:06:28] <Ethanol-fueled> is Barbarella 70's?
[00:06:34] <qkontinuum> Star Trek IV?
[00:06:40] <SirFinkus> watched all the old planet of the apes stuff
[00:06:51] <SirFinkus> star trek is too optimistic
[00:06:51] <crutchy> SirFinkus, there was a series of movies about a sort of alien amazon woman who gets stuck on earth
[00:07:21] <SirFinkus> watched logan's run yesterday, which was good, but the ending was garbage
[00:07:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Star Trek IV is the gayest one of them all, too. Saving the gay whales or else the environment of the future will be ruined
[00:08:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Soylent Green, Close encounters
[00:08:08] <qkontinuum> Ethanol-fueled, soooo.... you condemn it and secretly love it?
[00:08:18] <SirFinkus> shit, forgot about soylent green
[00:08:25] <SirFinkus> haven't seen that one in a while
[00:08:42] <SirFinkus> Planet of the Apes was pretty good
[00:08:48] <Ethanol-fueled> qkontinuum, I won it as a reward for reading the most books in a book reading contest in the second grade. I still have it (VHS) in my bookshelf.
[00:09:01] <SirFinkus> Heston delivering all his lines through clenched teeth
[00:09:08] <Ethanol-fueled> IN retrospect it is kinda crappy and heavy-handed but it has sentimental value.
[00:09:10] <qkontinuum> Ok, Star Trek IV is 1986, not seventies
[00:09:31] <qkontinuum> I love the scene with Scotty talking into the mouse
[00:09:42] * SirFinkus queues up soylent green
[00:09:45] <Ethanol-fueled> The original Star Trek movie sucks, but the others get better.
[00:09:54] <Ethanol-fueled> V was a shit though.
[00:10:08] <SirFinkus> I love the aesthetics of the movies too
[00:10:22] <SirFinkus> Logan's Run had awesome miniatures
[00:10:29] <qkontinuum> http://www.imdb.com
[00:10:31] <snowfire> ^ 03Brave New World (TV Movie 1980) - IMDb
[00:10:56] <SirFinkus> didn't know they made a movie
[00:11:02] <crutchy> was death machine from the 70's or 80's?
[00:11:08] <qkontinuum> "Strange Days" is also nice, but 1999
[00:11:25] <crutchy> ~g death machine imdb
[00:11:27] <exec> [google] www.imdb.com/title/tt0109575/
[00:11:28] <exec> [google] www.imdb.com/title/tt0109575/
[00:11:33] <crutchy> derp
[00:11:41] <SirFinkus> On the Beach was good, but that's all the way back in 1959
[00:11:52] <SirFinkus> more Dr. Strangelove without the humor
[00:12:46] <SirFinkus> remember when sci fi movies weren't just action movies in space?
[00:12:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Plan 9 from outer space
[00:13:04] <SirFinkus> can't think of a recent actual sci-fi movie
[00:13:12] <Ethanol-fueled> The oldest Sci-Fi I watched was the Twilight Zone.
[00:13:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Only some of those were Sci-Fi
[00:14:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Dies Aged 79 - http://sylnt.us - sad-song-from-the-supremes || The Origin of a Species - http://sylnt.us - Darwin!-Darwin!-Darwin!
[00:14:13] <SirFinkus> maybe bladerunner?
[00:15:07] <qkontinuum> http://www.imdb.com (slightly later)
[00:15:08] <snowfire> ^ 03Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984) - IMDb
[00:15:19] <SirFinkus> seen it, actually not a half bad adaptation
[00:15:58] <qkontinuum> 1984: One of my favourites.
[00:16:53] <qkontinuum> What drives you to 1970s scifi?
[00:17:16] <Ethanol-fueled> The book 1984's addendum on newspeak was pretty awesome.
[00:17:41] <SirFinkus> someone made a post about isolation tanks, and that made me think of altered states, which made me think of planet of the apes, which made me think of logan's run, which I watched
[00:17:45] <Ethanol-fueled> It had the tone and professionalism of an instruction manual.
[00:18:02] <SirFinkus> Orwell is one of my favorite writers
[00:18:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Orwell is fucking outstanding.
[00:18:21] <qkontinuum> Ethanol-fueled, not sure I read that. Will have a look.
[00:18:24] <SirFinkus> his books are philosophical, while also being extremely engaging
[00:18:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, have you tried that "altered state" thingy where you watch a strobe which flashes at a frequency corresponding to brain waves?
[00:18:56] <SirFinkus> no
[00:19:18] <qkontinuum> I just like 1984. Animal Farm not so much. Favourite author is by a good margin Terry Pratchett for me.
[00:19:21] <SirFinkus> except metronome practice maybe
[00:19:28] <SirFinkus> that makes me feel funny after a while
[00:19:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeech, metronomes.
[00:19:50] * Ethanol-fueled prefers drum beats
[00:19:59] <SirFinkus> my rhythm is shit, and I don't have a drummer
[00:20:09] <SirFinkus> I've really been working at it lately
[00:20:28] <Ethanol-fueled> you can download some synthieized ones
[00:20:37] <SirFinkus> you can get away with murder melodically if you land on the beats
[00:20:58] <Ethanol-fueled> True dat, fink
[00:21:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Ask keith emerson.
[00:21:18] <SirFinkus> I don't have his phone number
[00:21:46] <Ethanol-fueled> he's a keyboard player for Emerson, Lake, and Palmer. Some of his stuff sounds like a kid mashing randomly on the keyboard
[00:21:59] <Ethanol-fueled> (surely he knows what he's doing, though)
[00:22:25] <SirFinkus> I think of funk shit, when it comes to rhythm
[00:23:05] <SirFinkus> in particular the guitar stuff
[00:24:09] <Ethanol-fueled> That's called "syncopation"
[00:24:14] <Ethanol-fueled> and it does indeed rock
[00:27:00] <Ethanol-fueled> You could practically play seventh and ninth chords, syncopate at the 16th note speed, then profit. You could do those randomly and still have a hit single on your hands.
[00:27:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Plus sevenths and ninths sound "cool."
[00:27:31] <SirFinkus> one of my favorite rhythm things, even if it's pretty hard to hear https://youtu.be
[00:27:32] <snowfire> ^ 03Tank! Cowboy Bebop (Full version) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[00:27:34] <SirFinkus> the guitar part in this
[00:27:59] <SirFinkus> at 1:45
[00:29:06] <Ethanol-fueled> There ain't no guitar in there.
[00:29:12] <SirFinkus> there is
[00:29:12] <Ethanol-fueled> unless you meant bass guitar
[00:29:18] <SirFinkus> it's hard to hear
[00:29:38] <SirFinkus> might need headphones
[00:30:51] <SirFinkus> muted strums, but certainly a guitar
[00:34:35] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[00:34:36] <snowfire> ^ 03Red Hot Chili Peppers - Subway to Venus (Mother's Milk) - YouTube
[00:34:50] <Ethanol-fueled> This is the bomb funk strumming - back when the Chili Peppers actually rocked
[00:35:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Most people don't even know the Chili Peppers existed before Blood Sugar Sex Magik
[00:35:14] <SirFinkus> Reminds me of fishbone
[00:35:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Fishbone++
[00:35:19] <Bender> karma - fishbone: 1
[00:36:41] <SirFinkus> I dismissed Red Hot Chili peppers because I went on the "rockin' roller coaster" at disneyland and didn't like the song
[00:37:50] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHA
[00:37:54] <Ethanol-fueled> That song sucks.
[00:38:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Anthony Kiedis is so slammed out now he's not even trying.
[00:38:22] <paulej72> Lone in an elevator was the song playing who. I was on the rockin' roller coaster
[00:39:10] <Gravis> SirFinkus: i dimissed them because their music sucks. >;)
[00:39:34] <SirFinkus> pretty much the same story, but the song Ethanol-fueled didn't suck
[00:39:41] <SirFinkus> the songs I had heard from them sucked
[00:39:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Their music after Blood Sugar Sex Magik sucked. And even that album was like their "Metallica Black Album"...it was okay, but you saw the suck coming.
[00:40:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, I thought you were talking about Love Rollercoaster
[00:41:29] <SirFinkus> I don't know what it was, all I remember is that it was a red hot chili peppers song and it was bad
[00:42:59] <SirFinkus> I might have just been bitter because I didn't like disneyland
[00:43:08] <Ethanol-fueled> disneyland sucks ass.
[00:43:28] <Ethanol-fueled> There's no reason for anybody to be there unless they're parents of 5 year olds
[00:43:42] * Ethanol-fueled made the mistake of going to Disneyland a couple years ago
[00:43:54] <Ethanol-fueled> B-b-but it was so awesome while high on weed in high school!
[00:43:59] <SirFinkus> rides were fun, but I hate the atmosphere
[00:44:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I hate that fucking circus music
[00:44:20] <Ethanol-fueled> I had fun slamming the go-carts into the rails though
[00:44:25] <Ethanol-fueled> gave my bitch whiplash
[00:44:29] <SirFinkus> they so desperately want you to buy into "the magic"
[00:44:50] <SirFinkus> same reason I hate cgi in movies, it's all so fake
[00:44:52] <SirFinkus> even the rocks are fake
[00:45:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, when the adults there are wearing Mickey Mouse T-shirts, you know it's a place full of weirdos and want to get the fuck out.
[00:45:36] <SirFinkus> some of the tech stuff there is kind of neat
[00:45:50] <SirFinkus> the VR rides
[00:45:59] <SirFinkus> that soarin' california was awesome
[00:46:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Are you talking about California Adventure? Never been there, though that's the one the adults go to nowadays
[00:46:39] <Ethanol-fueled> California adventure serves beer.
[00:46:40] <SirFinkus> that was just more of the same
[00:46:50] <SirFinkus> it's this hang glider thing
[00:46:53] <SirFinkus> with a big movie screen
[00:46:59] <SirFinkus> they blow wind and smells at you and shit
[00:47:03] <SirFinkus> it's pretty neat
[00:47:31] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[00:47:32] <snowfire> ^ 03Soarin Over California *Best Sound DIsney's California Adventure Ride Through Queue 1080p POV - YouTube
[00:47:41] <Ethanol-fueled> No thanks. Hahahahah
[00:47:41] <SirFinkus> oh boy, it has the queue
[00:47:46] <SirFinkus> how exhilerating
[00:48:02] * Ethanol-fueled starts a racist theme park
[00:48:12] <SirFinkus> but even this fucking line pisses me off
[00:48:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Paintball turrets and a robotic army of rioting darkies
[00:48:26] <Ethanol-fueled> or "defend the border"
[00:48:36] <Ethanol-fueled> you can pay extra to upgrade to the gatling gun
[00:48:59] <SirFinkus> has there been a tower defense game based on the border yet?
[00:49:01] <SirFinkus> I'm sure there has
[00:49:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Have your caricature drawn by the real A. Wyatt Mann
[00:49:22] <SirFinkus> or even better, Ben Garrison
[00:50:22] <Ethanol-fueled> A Wyatt Mann draws more unflattering characters, but Ben Garrison draws better political cartoons.
[00:50:24] <SirFinkus> actual ride starts 5 mintues into the video
[00:50:40] <Ethanol-fueled> SOme people have suggested that they both are the same, but if that's true, then Ben changed his style.
[00:51:00] <SirFinkus> he's a very versatile artist
[00:51:54] <SirFinkus> the ride is neat because the screen takes up your entire field of view, and the chairs move very convincingly
[00:52:09] <SirFinkus> presence and all that shit
[00:52:13] * Ethanol-fueled would rather do star tours
[00:52:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Thought it was funny that Disneyland still had Captain E.O.
[00:52:45] <SirFinkus> it's better than the video makes it look
[00:53:26] <SirFinkus> I'd rather slit my wrists in a warm bathtub than do a star tour
[00:53:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Disneyland has decent aesthetics in many places, unlike Magic mountain which is all concrete and tubular steel
[00:53:55] <SirFinkus> during the disneyland trip we also did some universal studios tour
[00:54:01] <SirFinkus> hosted by whoopie goldberg
[00:54:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Bullshit
[00:54:45] <SirFinkus> "hosted" meaning that a whoopie goldberg video played on the crts in the tour golfcart bus thing
[00:55:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha
[00:56:11] <SirFinkus> did you know that movie and television studio lots just look like a generic industrial park?
[00:56:15] <SirFinkus> I could have done that at home
[00:56:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, I applied for a job at Warner Bros. when I lived in L.A.
[00:56:50] <SirFinkus> "This non-descript building that looks like the 20 you saw before is where the BIG BANG THEORY is filmed"
[00:56:52] <SirFinkus> oooh
[00:56:53] <SirFinkus> ahh
[00:56:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Other than the cute painted water tower it's was pretty much like a business-casual tech campus with drab buildings
[00:57:20] <SirFinkus> we saw some leftover outdoor set shit from war of the worlds
[00:57:23] <Ethanol-fueled> I was pretty impressed with the film scanners they had, though. Top notch shit.
[00:58:29] <SirFinkus> the war of the worlds set shit was a crashed plane, but I've toured the boeing plant, so that was just boring to me
[00:58:36] <SirFinkus> ooooooh a fake airplane
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[00:59:41] <SirFinkus> I'd rather visit a render farm, or a data center where they store all the footage
[01:00:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that would be way more interesting. Learn about the architectures and interconnects, and processing power.
[01:00:26] <SirFinkus> or shit, like a museum where they keep all those sexy concept art models
[01:00:38] <Ethanol-fueled> If they aren't all stupid about hiding all that information as "proprietary secrets"
[01:02:00] <SirFinkus> I'd pay $20 to see the death star trench or something
[01:02:22] <SirFinkus> back when special effects were cool
[01:02:42] <SirFinkus> you'd go down and buy a bunch of battleship models and build something new
[01:04:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Those were the days. Have you seen the new Star Wars?
[01:04:19] <SirFinkus> yeah
[01:04:28] <SirFinkus> wasn't half bad, but the bar was pretty low
[01:04:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Was it faithful to the originals, special-effects-wise?
[01:04:50] <SirFinkus> much better
[01:05:00] <Ethanol-fueled> I heard it had that "retro" feel and CGI overuse was minimized
[01:05:05] <SirFinkus> it didn't look like everything was filmed in front of a green screen
[01:05:22] <SirFinkus> CGI was certainly used extensively, but it looks like most of the sets and objects were real
[01:05:32] <SirFinkus> I think they managed it perfectly actually
[01:05:50] <SirFinkus> some plot retardation, but it worked
[01:06:22] <SirFinkus> I'm assuming you've seen the new star treks?
[01:06:32] <Ethanol-fueled> A common complaint was that it basically aped the plot of episode IV.
[01:06:54] <Ethanol-fueled> I saw the first two "new" star treks. Midly amusing.
[01:07:09] <SirFinkus> good guide for the SFX philosophy
[01:07:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Bridge like a Mac Store, McCoy not aged accordingly compared to Kirk and Spock
[01:07:21] <SirFinkus> although the camera shots are very star wars
[01:07:39] <SirFinkus> special effect, not sound effects
[01:08:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I thought it was a little too blatent attempt to make Star Trek accessible to younger people and non Sci-Fi freaks
[01:08:13] <SirFinkus> it's shot like the old star wars movies, not like the new star trek movies, but with a similar cgi to practical effects mix
[01:08:25] <SirFinkus> I hated the references and stuff
[01:08:33] <SirFinkus> the *wink wink* bits
[01:08:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that's a little eye-rolling
[01:08:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Heh heh....we're oldfags....huh huh
[01:08:58] <SirFinkus> new star wars is worth seeing imo
[01:09:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, I won't see it. Hahahah
[01:09:32] <SirFinkus> worth downloading?
[01:10:04] <Ethanol-fueled> I might be dragged into it by a woman. I think I hurt her feelings by saying it was going to be crap.
[01:10:16] <SirFinkus> it's not crap
[01:10:43] <SirFinkus> it's no empire strikes back
[01:11:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, it sounded pretty good from what I've heard.
[01:11:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Just lethargic as fuck lately.
[01:11:31] <SirFinkus> probably safe waiting for the blu rays
[01:12:10] <SirFinkus> the villain is awful though
[01:12:14] <SirFinkus> whiny emo kid
[01:12:44] <SirFinkus> reminds me way too much of anakin in the 1 2 3 movies
[01:13:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, you need a real evil fucker and his right hand man.
[01:13:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Vader didn't whine, he just gave zero fucks
[01:13:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Plus, he looked like a black die
[01:13:35] <Ethanol-fueled> s/die/dick/g
[01:13:35] <sedctl> <Ethanol-fueled> Plus, he looked like a black dick
[01:13:48] <crutchy> vader was a pussy in eps 2 and 3
[01:13:50] <SirFinkus> they kind of tried that
[01:13:55] <Ethanol-fueled> howso, crutchy?
[01:14:00] <SirFinkus> but the real evil fucker is just silly
[01:14:12] <Ethanol-fueled> was that just an Australian shitpost?
[01:14:14] <SirFinkus> and the "vader" is just kind of evil for no reason
[01:14:19] <cmn32480> ~gday y'all
[01:14:19] <Ethanol-fueled> shitposting++
[01:14:19] <Bender> karma - shitposting: 1
[01:14:22] * exec brazenly throws a wad of toilet water at y'all
[01:14:31] <SirFinkus> some teenaged rebellion bullshit
[01:14:38] <crutchy> when he was shmoozing patmebewbs
[01:14:40] <SirFinkus> wants to be like grandpa
[01:14:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Lucas used a lot of Rifenstahl influence to make the Empire look like Nazis.
[01:14:58] <SirFinkus> oh god, that part made me cringe
[01:15:03] <Ethanol-fueled> And the Nazis were the most fasionably evil. Hell, their uniforms were designed by Hugo Boss.
[01:15:04] <SirFinkus> the "new empire"
[01:15:06] <crutchy> stormtroopers are the shit
[01:15:08] <SirFinkus> nazi as fuck
[01:15:27] <SirFinkus> practically had one of the bad guys making a speech at the reichstag
[01:15:31] * SirFinkus rolls eyes
[01:15:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, I misunderstood you, crutchy. I though for a second that II and III were V and VI.
[01:15:40] <Ethanol-fueled> You are correct.
[01:15:55] <SirFinkus> I think you can see it in the trailer
[01:16:03] <crutchy> oh yeah nah the original movies vader was badass
[01:16:18] <SirFinkus> nazis have an awesome aesthetic, but it's getting old in movies
[01:16:52] <SirFinkus> I'm so glad the re-retconned the stupid stormtroopers being clones shit
[01:17:04] <crutchy> 'thats no moon... thats a fucking bad ass planet-assploding bewb-shaped gun!"
[01:17:47] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, with an inverted nipple
[01:17:54] <Ethanol-fueled> That's where the milk comes from
[01:17:56] <cmn32480> nothign wrong with inverted nipples
[01:18:02] <Ethanol-fueled> planet-destroyong milk
[01:18:08] <cmn32480> they jsut need to be sucked back into shape
[01:18:22] <crutchy> hear hear
[01:18:50] <cmn32480> ~rps r
[01:18:52] <exec> scored a tie - rank for cmn32480: 2 - http://ix.io
[01:18:55] * Ethanol-fueled wonders how they focused the ancillary peripheral beams into one big beam
[01:19:18] <SirFinkus> same way they traveled faster than light
[01:19:31] <crutchy> with lucas farts
[01:19:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Good point, Fink. It's beyond our understanding.
[01:19:34] <cmn32480> the magic of the movies?
[01:19:38] <SirFinkus> who cares? it's neat
[01:19:38] <Ethanol-fueled> !grab crutchy
[01:19:38] <Bender> Added quote 674
[01:20:20] <crutchy> wifey bought me a bag full of munchies for valentines day
[01:20:22] <crutchy> wifey++
[01:20:23] <Bender> karma - wifey: 3
[01:20:38] <Ethanol-fueled> What did she bring, crutchy?
[01:20:53] <cmn32480> I think that used to be a NSFW website... wifey's world or something
[01:21:18] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn, the large-cocked guy was a Marine.
[01:21:19] <crutchy> bikkies, skittles, zappos
[01:21:43] <crutchy> caramel crowns go awesome with hot coffee
[01:22:13] <Ethanol-fueled> What is a zappo?
[01:22:51] <Ethanol-fueled> wifey's face was once one of the most instantly recognizable faces in softcore porn.
[01:23:29] <crutchy> ~g zappo
[01:23:31] <exec> [google] www.zappos.com/
[01:23:31] <exec> [google] www.zappos.com/
[01:23:43] <crutchy> eh?
[01:23:52] <crutchy> umm
[01:23:58] <cmn32480> she brought you womens shoes??
[01:24:09] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, if you like wearing those, if that's your thing, I ain't judgin. They look like theyr'e made of very fine material.
[01:24:09] * cmn32480 starts to wonder about crutchy
[01:24:15] <Ethanol-fueled> and with exacting manufacturing processes.
[01:24:31] <Ethanol-fueled> But are the comfy on the inside? That is the question.
[01:24:34] <cmn32480> well.. they DO have chuks on their front page
[01:24:36] <crutchy> ~g zappo chews
[01:24:38] <exec> [google] www.theprofessors.com.au/brands/Crown-Confectionery.html
[01:24:38] <exec> [google] www.theprofessors.com.au/brands/Crown-Confectionery.html
[01:25:07] <crutchy> thats more like it
[01:25:08] * Ethanol-fueled is more of a chocolate guy
[01:25:47] <Ethanol-fueled> But dem Starbursts and Skittles ++
[01:26:14] <crutchy> even black dudes like skittles
[01:26:15] <SirFinkus> chocolate + peanuts is the best
[01:26:20] <crutchy> so they must be 'aight
[01:26:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, dem turtles
[01:26:33] <Ethanol-fueled> turtles++
[01:26:33] <Bender> karma - turtles: 1
[01:26:40] <SirFinkus> these best thing ever though
[01:26:59] <SirFinkus> is the pistachio almond roca thing
[01:27:03] * crutchy feels like watching bad boys 2 now
[01:27:09] <SirFinkus> from trader joes
[01:27:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Hell yeah fink, I've had those.
[01:27:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Those are the O.G. shit.
[01:27:57] <SirFinkus> the cookie dough cups are shit though
[01:28:29] <SirFinkus> I have about 2 dozen of the that have been sitting in my desk for months now
[01:28:33] <SirFinkus> garbage
[01:29:03] <SirFinkus> 18 people in the botnet
[01:29:08] <Ethanol-fueled> cookie dough is allright.
[01:29:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, are you talking about your recruting drive?
[01:29:32] <SirFinkus> http://fah-web2.stanford.edu
[01:29:35] <snowfire> ^ 03Team 10's contributions to Folding@home ( http://fah-web2.stanford.edu )
[01:29:54] <SirFinkus> gotta beat The Other Site
[01:30:08] <crutchy> wtf is folding@home?
[01:30:22] <crutchy> some kinda origami competition?
[01:30:28] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, outsourcing Vietnamese to fold your laundry for you.
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[01:30:33] <crutchy> lol
[01:30:33] <SirFinkus> Well, crutch, I'm glad you asked!
[01:30:51] <SirFinkus> see my latest journal entry!
[01:30:53] * Ethanol-fueled goes, tssst...tssst....heh heh heh
[01:31:06] <crutchy> ~sn
[01:31:08] <exec> https://soylentnews.org
[01:31:10] <SirFinkus> and the posted story on SoylentNews.org
[01:31:31] <SirFinkus> "tssst tssst" what you got an air leak or something Ethanol-fueled? tss tss
[01:31:59] * crutchy hasnt done a journal for yonks
[01:32:01] <Ethanol-fueled> amused by the witty banter, is all.
[01:32:35] <crutchy> ~weather
[01:32:36] <exec> 04Traralgon VIC - currently 22°C, mostly cloudy, wind W at 26 km/h, humidity 47% - Sunday mostly cloudy (12°C:24°C), Monday mostly sunny (13°C:25°C), Tuesday cloudy (11°C:18°C), Wednesday cloudy (13°C:21°C)
[01:32:49] <Ethanol-fueled> ~weather
[01:32:51] <exec> 10San Diego, CA, USA - currently 64°F / 18°C, partly cloudy, wind NW at 6 mph, humidity 70% - Saturday partly cloudy (52°F:66°F / 11°C:19°C), Sunday sunny (56°F:77°F / 13°C:25°C), Monday sunny (57°F:83°F / 14°C:28°C), Tuesday sunny (58°F:82°F / 14°C:28°C)
[01:33:09] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[01:33:11] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 45°F / 7°C, light rain showers, wind S at 13 mph, humidity 95% - Saturday rain (44°F:47°F / 7°C:8°C), Sunday showers (50°F:53°F / 10°C:12°C), Monday showers (48°F:54°F / 9°C:12°C), Tuesday rain (45°F:53°F / 7°C:12°C)
[01:33:19] * SirFinkus felt left out
[01:33:52] <crutchy> lol even monopoly is there :D
[01:34:11] <SirFinkus> I love how we have light rain showers, rain, and showers as distinct categories
[01:34:45] <SirFinkus> I think we had heavy rain today at one point
[01:34:47] <crutchy> some people can't afford real showers so they use light rain showers
[01:36:19] * SirFinkus is listening to Korpiklaani — Tequila, from the album Ukon Wacka
[01:36:48] <Ethanol-fueled> listening to racist music here.
[01:37:20] <SirFinkus> I have songs about killing Christians
[01:37:33] * Ethanol-fueled is listening to Skrewdriver -Voice of Britain
[01:37:35] <SirFinkus> but these ones are only about killing brain cells
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[01:38:17] <SirFinkus> oh, I have one about the British taking the falklands back
[01:38:26] <Ethanol-fueled> That's racist.
[01:38:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Because you're White.
[01:38:40] <SirFinkus> ORDERS FROM THE IRON LADY
[01:38:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah, nice.
[01:38:44] <SirFinkus> TAKE THE ISLANDS BACK
[01:39:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Margaret Thatcher, Milk Snatcher
[01:39:11] <crutchy> republic talk comes up in straya sometimes
[01:39:29] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, I like your country's attitude towards "refugees"
[01:39:32] <crutchy> i don't think many aussies really give much of a fuck
[01:39:38] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:39:39] <snowfire> ^ 03Sabaton - Back in Control - YouTube
[01:40:00] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you will once the hordes invade. Anyway, you already have the Abbos to deal with.
[01:40:05] <SirFinkus> FALKLANDS IN OUR HANDS
[01:40:07] <crutchy> oh the navy boat people target practice thing?
[01:40:10] <SirFinkus> BACK UNDER BRITISH REIGN
[01:40:22] <crutchy> oops i mean humanitarian aid to boat people thing :p
[01:40:47] <crutchy> yeah i think aussies care more aboutr that
[01:40:56] <crutchy> i was referring to the republic debate
[01:41:02] <cmn32480> ~funding
[01:41:19] <crutchy> i think its important to protect borders
[01:41:36] <cmn32480> nah... bookstores are on their way out
[01:41:36] <SirFinkus> racist
[01:41:48] <crutchy> but tbh aussie was built on immigration
[01:42:06] <Ethanol-fueled> As was America.
[01:42:11] <crutchy> boat people wouldn't even be an issue if the government stopped with the handouts
[01:42:48] <Ethanol-fueled> right, crutchy. The reality is, Black, White, Yellow - do we really need you?
[01:42:51] <crutchy> if boat people are keen enough to come to australia, work and contribute to society then good on em
[01:43:04] <SirFinkus> but why would anyone want to come to australia?
[01:43:21] <crutchy> SirFinkus, we gotta feed the wildlife something dude :D
[01:43:32] <Ethanol-fueled> We have made plenty of mistakes, as many societies throughout history had. But no borders is not the solution the world needs.
[01:43:52] <Ethanol-fueled> I'd go to Australia. I've never met an asshole from Straya
[01:44:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Other than fellow shitposters.
[01:44:22] <crutchy> most immigrants.. illegal or otherwise are ok. there's a few that come for benefits that give the rest a bad name
[01:44:34] <SirFinkus> unless they have an unhealthy interest in bestiality and poison reptiles
[01:44:58] <SirFinkus> I guess that explains Ethanol-fueled's interest
[01:45:01] <crutchy> hey if they wanna fuck snakes go for it. more women for the rest of us
[01:45:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, if they have a bestiality fetish, they can be useful idiots in breeding out the Abbos.
[01:45:22] * SirFinkus goes for the 3rd beer
[01:45:55] <Ethanol-fueled> If I can impregnate recklessly Abbo women and ensure that the offspring will be taken care of by the state, then both me and Australia can win.
[01:46:17] * cmn32480 misses beer
[01:46:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm up to the task.
[01:46:54] * Ethanol-fueled eats lots of zinc
[01:46:55] <SirFinkus> you in saudi arabia or something cmn32480?
[01:47:10] <cmn32480> nah... switched to liquor... but I remember beer fondly
[01:47:22] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn, what kind of liquor?
[01:47:23] <cmn32480> I have a caolorie intake problem
[01:47:31] <SirFinkus> I joined the conversation partner club at school
[01:47:34] <cmn32480> mostly vodka EF
[01:47:46] <SirFinkus> apparently there are lots of saudis (???) going to my school
[01:47:48] <cmn32480> Conversation Partner Club?
[01:47:51] <SirFinkus> might be interesting
[01:47:57] <SirFinkus> cmn32480 language shit
[01:48:07] <cmn32480> oh
[01:48:09] <Ethanol-fueled> > joining any "club" in modern academia
[01:48:28] <SirFinkus> fuck you Ethanol-fueled, it sounded neat
[01:48:45] <SirFinkus> and still sounds neat
[01:49:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, 5 years ago I would have looked up to you for it. Now, not so much.....unless your goal is to be subversive, to change their views from the inside.
[01:49:21] <Ethanol-fueled> And nail foreigners
[01:49:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahheeeheehooooooo!
[01:49:34] <SirFinkus> well, I'll admit the latter is an ulterior motive
[01:49:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink - Catch the Asian girls early.
[01:50:03] <Ethanol-fueled> They love guitar players.
[01:50:05] <SirFinkus> I'm interested in languages, main reason I joined
[01:50:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Or if you're into dudes, go for the Arabs.
[01:50:57] <SirFinkus> if I get a chick partner, I'm fucking in
[01:51:00] <SirFinkus> it's so easy
[01:51:04] <cmn32480> alright kids... I'm off... gonna go rot my brain with TV or video games...
[01:51:10] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
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[01:51:19] <SirFinkus> "let me share our culture with you by taking you to this bar"
[01:51:23] <Ethanol-fueled> later, semen32480
[01:51:25] <SirFinkus> etc etc
[01:51:59] <crutchy> SirFinkus, is conversation partner club where you pick up chicks with heaps of baggage?
[01:52:14] <SirFinkus> I'll know in 2 weeks
[01:52:15] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, who cares. He can always bail and find another trivially.
[01:52:36] <crutchy> just make sure you change your locks :p
[01:52:50] <SirFinkus> even if I don't, who gives a shit? I'd love to meet bros from other countries
[01:53:01] <crutchy> get a pitbull, or a drop bear, to protect you
[01:53:04] <Ethanol-fueled> good point, crutchy....and god help the poor bastard if he does it through a Facebook account under his own real name.
[01:53:15] <SirFinkus> what about .45? does that work?
[01:53:33] <crutchy> well if it does not work you can always hit 'im with it :p
[01:53:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, I don;'t know. I love Washington but I'm in CA where defending yourself from lethal threats is a crime.
[01:54:00] <SirFinkus> sounds like a personal problem
[01:54:02] * crutchy plays sneaky fuckin russian theme from snatch
[01:54:09] <SirFinkus> SHALL ISSUE MOTHERFUCKER
[01:55:03] <SirFinkus> laurelwood Ethanol-fueled, you'd like it
[01:55:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, if I ever save up enough to move to Washington, I'm there, dude.
[01:55:11] <SirFinkus> brewed in portland
[01:55:15] <Ethanol-fueled> I loved that fucking state.
[01:55:37] <SirFinkus> have you been up here before?
[01:55:44] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[01:55:45] <snowfire> ^ 03Boris the Blade theme! - YouTube
[01:56:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Dude, many times. I have family in the Twisp/Winthrop/Omak area
[01:56:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Not impressed with Seattle, and the weather generally sucks compared to CA, but I like the space it has.
[01:56:51] <SirFinkus> awesome, some of the places near omak are the most beautiful places I've ever been to
[01:56:57] <SirFinkus> and I've been around
[01:57:07] <SirFinkus> most of the national parks on the west side of the country
[01:57:38] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.winthropbluesfestival.com
[01:57:39] <snowfire> ^ 03Winthrop Rhythm and Blues Festival
[01:57:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Got Rhythm and Blues fesivals out the ass
[01:58:05] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.libertyorchards.com
[01:58:06] <snowfire> ^ 03Aplets Cotlets, Fruit Candy Gifts, Fruit Candy Gifts Online, Applets Cotlet
[01:58:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Aplets and Cotlets
[01:58:37] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[01:58:50] <SirFinkus> taken from a family member's land near omak
[01:58:55] <crutchy> lmao my favorite bit out of a movie thats awesome all the way through: https://youtu.be
[01:58:56] <snowfire> ^ 03Boris the Blade Snatch - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[01:59:15] <crutchy> "why do they call him the bullet dodger?" "because he dodges bullets avi"
[02:00:02] <SirFinkus> the photo doesn't capture the scale of that
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[02:00:15] <Ethanol-fueled> I know, though, dude, I've been out there.
[02:00:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I've hiked up snow-capped mountauins, walked on a frozen lake, and drank from streams
[02:01:16] <SirFinkus> west side isn't bad either, in certain areas
[02:02:11] <SirFinkus> in the parts of the US I've been, we're kind of unique as far as the number of trees we have
[02:03:23] <Ethanol-fueled> If you go to the right places.
[02:03:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Northern California is pretty awesome with trees.
[02:03:51] <SirFinkus> true
[02:03:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Surprisingly enough so is North Carolina.
[02:04:08] <SirFinkus> your redwoods are impressive
[02:04:37] * SirFinkus ponders whether he should eat his mushrooms tomorrow
[02:04:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, I wish North Korea would nuke the bay area and Los Angeles.
[02:05:34] <Ethanol-fueled> They dominate all of California and yet represent only a tiny subset of the population.
[02:06:03] <Ethanol-fueled> San Diego is a shit city but there is at least political balance there.
[02:06:16] <SirFinkus> there's a cringeworthy tool song about that
[02:13:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck tool.
[02:13:34] <Ethanol-fueled> They're okay, sometimes.
[02:13:50] <Ethanol-fueled> But generic in their lyrics.
[02:14:57] <SirFinkus> I mostly like the music
[02:15:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Tool is a band that has good "atmosphere"
[02:15:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Telecom Regulatory Authority of India Says No to Facebook’s Free Basics, Supports Net Neutrality - http://sylnt.us - win-for-privacy
[02:15:41] <SirFinkus> I like their older, more aggressive stuff mostly
[02:15:46] <Ethanol-fueled> But the stories told in the lyrics are deliberately vague.
[02:16:05] <SirFinkus> cool music videos too
[02:16:20] <Ethanol-fueled> It is not surprising that Maynard did a duet with Tori Amos
[02:20:06] <SirFinkus> I've been watching high level aoe2 games all day
[02:20:15] <SirFinkus> that and playing fallout 2
[02:20:32] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't know shit about games, but I loved Fallout guy
[02:20:43] <SirFinkus> I tried new vegas
[02:20:46] <SirFinkus> which was utter shit
[02:20:52] <SirFinkus> fallout 2 is pretty good though
[02:21:00] <SirFinkus> I haven't played them before
[02:21:04] <Ethanol-fueled> The most recent game I actually played was Deus Ex.
[02:21:16] <SirFinkus> the new one?
[02:21:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Pretty politically accurate given the state of things.
[02:21:28] <Ethanol-fueled> No, the original.
[02:21:37] <SirFinkus> wow, been a while
[02:21:43] <SirFinkus> haven't missed much tbh
[02:21:49] <SirFinkus> maybe portal
[02:22:10] <Ethanol-fueled> You can drink zyme or beer or malt liquor and see how it affects your field of view. Pretty nice feature.
[02:22:50] <Ethanol-fueled> The devs had a sense of humor and could portray accurately what it was like to be intoxicated.
[02:23:17] <SirFinkus> I played what felt like an hour of fallout new vegas
[02:23:34] <SirFinkus> they couldn't even manage to get mouse controls right
[02:24:07] <SirFinkus> they need to stop with the shoehorned "rp'd" character creation
[02:24:17] <SirFinkus> just give me a fucking menu, don't try to justify it
[02:24:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that was likely around the time when dev studios started hiring fat dykes.
[02:24:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Fat JEW dykes.
[02:25:18] <SirFinkus> I don't think it's that
[02:25:28] <SirFinkus> they want to make interactive movies
[02:25:36] <SirFinkus> which is a shitty way to think of video games
[02:25:50] <SirFinkus> it's like when the movie industry was new and they tries to make them like plays
[02:26:13] <Ethanol-fueled> I saw MGS4 and 5. They were both good movies. I don't understand what you are complaining about.
[02:26:29] <SirFinkus> never watched them
[02:26:55] <SirFinkus> deus ex is what they should be aiming for, not amovie
[02:27:29] <cmn32480> ~api
[02:27:36] <SirFinkus> or dwarf fortress
[02:27:56] <SirFinkus> I feel like dwarf fortress is the precursor of what video games will eventually become
[02:28:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Political correctness is what will kill collaborative games.
[02:28:46] <cmn32480> ~restart
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[02:30:14] * SirFinkus is at the threshold of drunk and shitfaced
[02:30:18] * Ethanol-fueled wishes LaDarius were here
[02:30:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, ditto.
[02:30:43] <SirFinkus> so, one more beer, or content with drunk?
[02:30:56] <crutchy> one more dude
[02:31:01] <SirFinkus> this is 7.5%
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[02:31:21] <crutchy> in that case you better make it 2 more
[02:31:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that's a proof by induction problem. beer+1 will be beer+2
[02:32:03] <Ethanol-fueled> because when beer = beer + 1 = beer + 2, it will mean beer + 3 and so on.
[02:32:16] <SirFinkus> if I have another one, then drink one more, then I'll have only one beer left and I'll have to drink it
[02:32:23] <SirFinkus> because having just ONE beer sucks
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[02:36:07] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6119, owned by gary.gregory
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[02:49:20] <Bytram> Subsentient: g'day!
[02:49:28] <Subsentient> hiyah
[02:49:35] <SirFinkus> lo Subsentient
[02:49:37] <Bytram> hows things?
[02:50:07] <Subsentient> I'm alright. Been studying my C++, language of the damned.
[02:50:17] <Subsentient> I like C so much better lol
[02:50:38] <SirFinkus> Gravis would be pleased
[02:51:02] <Subsentient> C++ is just so big.
[02:51:02] <Bender> karma - c: 50
[02:51:10] * Bytram has not delved into c++, but from what I've seen it's features are powerful, but surrounded by quicksand for the unwary
[02:51:12] <Subsentient> It's too big for systems programming imho.
[02:51:13] <SirFinkus> lol
[02:51:18] <Bytram> agred
[02:51:38] <Subsentient> and, the fact that many objects you create are not POD makes things much worse for me.
[02:51:41] <SirFinkus> guess you can't start a message with c++ without upvoting c
[02:52:01] <Subsentient> So if I want a POD type, I basically just create a C struct in C++.
[02:52:15] <Subsentient> No virtual functions or access specifiers, nothing fancy.
[02:52:23] <Bytram> pardon my ignorance...POD?
[02:52:29] <Subsentient> "Plain old data"
[02:52:30] <Bytram> Piece of DooDoo
[02:52:35] <Bytram> GIGO
[02:52:39] <Bytram> same thing!
[02:52:50] <Subsentient> Basically, any type you can just memcpy and get a perfect duplicate.
[02:53:16] <Subsentient> Pointers don't count. You'll get them duplicated just fine, but if it's malloced, you need to clone the data first.
[02:53:43] <Subsentient> My breakout game bricktick saves games by writing the game state struct to disk and loading it again later.
[02:53:53] <Bytram> can you give an example of a type that you would not get a perfect duplicaste with mrecpy?
[02:54:23] <Subsentient> Bytram: Anything with private or protected access specifiers, anything with virtual functions, anything with constructors or destructors I believe, etc
[02:54:23] <Bytram> actaully a'type
[02:54:35] * Bytram ponders
[02:54:49] <Subsentient> Basically anything available in C++ that's not available in C.
[02:55:29] <Subsentient> C is delightful because, since it's a tiny language, I can remember all of it, all the time.
[02:55:41] <Subsentient> brb, must take a massive shit.
[02:55:47] <Subsentient> by chance, anyone want some fudge?
[02:55:56] <SirFinkus> mmmm fudge
[02:55:57] <Bytram> to clarify, a type is a description of how to look at memory; there are instances of a type that I would then do a memcpy on and then compare THOSE
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[03:02:25] <Subsentient> Bytram: As far as builtin types, you can memcpy those all days. Any kind of user defined type tends to be non-POD in C++ however.
[03:02:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Sup bud.
[03:03:48] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: heyah
[03:04:18] <Ethanol-fueled> C++ templates. Inefficient, but badass.
[03:04:18] <Bender> karma - c: 51
[03:04:22] <Bytram> Subsentient: having programmed but little in c++, and a long time ago at that, it's a little tough to grok.
[03:04:39] <Ethanol-fueled> smart_ptr. Auto_ptr.
[03:04:44] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Yeach.
[03:04:51] <Bytram> i can see how structs of POD are also, easily, memcpy'd
[03:05:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Embrace it, Subsentient.
[03:05:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Boost
[03:05:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Like that superhero who embraces evil so that he can fight for a better good.
[03:05:49] <Bytram> and, given the late hour and my being very tired, I doubt any effort at this point would be productive. :(
[03:05:55] <Bytram> appreciate hte attempt!
[03:06:01] <Bytram> biab, dishes
[03:06:03] <Bytram> afk
[03:12:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Time to go to the bar and fight.
[03:12:56] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:12:57] <snowfire> ^ 03saturday night alright for fighting Elton John - YouTube
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[03:16:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Journalists' Social Media Efforts Not Saving Newspaper Industry, According to Study - http://sylnt.us - print-is-dead
[03:26:12] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:28:41] * Bytram looks at recent_subs page and notes that we grossed $210 in subs following mrcool bp's test subscription on 2016-02-07 @ 05:44:12
[03:29:43] * Bytram appends that the $210 came from 10 subscriptions
[03:31:08] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:31:33] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:31:37] <exec> 05*** SN funding has changed from $0 to $516
[03:34:38] <cmn32480> ~funding
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[03:35:02] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:36:21] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:36:27] <exec> 05*** SN funding has changed from $516 to $516
[03:36:35] <cmn32480> excellent.. I made it work
[03:36:42] <cmn32480> had to happen sometime!
[03:36:57] <Bytram> nice effort
[03:37:19] * Bytram does not see what the change is from $516 to $516 is
[03:37:25] <cmn32480> it is a complete hack, and totally the wrong way to do it...
[03:37:51] <Bytram> yeah, just ribbing ya! great to see you getting your had around it!
[03:37:54] <cmn32480> I was looking to make it show.now I know how to make it show somethign different if ti has changed
[03:37:59] <Bytram> s/ had / head /
[03:38:00] <sedctl> <Bytram> yeah, just ribbing ya! great to see you getting your head around it!
[03:38:12] <Bytram> http://www.sciencedaily.com
[03:38:12] <snowfire> ^ 03( https://www.sciencedaily.com )
[03:39:01] * Bytram wonders where's the title?
[03:39:12] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[03:39:12] <snowfire> ^✓ 03SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people ( https://soylentnews.org )
[03:39:23] <Bytram> hmmm, THAT worked.
[03:39:47] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:39:50] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[03:39:58] <Bytram> !woop
[03:39:58] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[03:40:02] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:40:06] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[03:40:19] * cmn32480 clicks save... then tries again
[03:40:21] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:40:25] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[03:40:28] <cmn32480> excellent
[03:40:33] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[03:40:33] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 46
[03:40:51] <cmn32480> all I did was add another if statement to output somethign if the funding hasn't changed.
[03:41:07] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:41:11] <exec> 05*** SN funding has changed from $0 to $516
[03:41:11] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[03:41:22] <cmn32480> I can live wiht that
[03:41:49] <Bytram> works for me!
[03:42:09] <cmn32480> now comes the hard part....
[03:42:12] <cmn32480> pull request
[03:42:20] <Bytram> one thing to consider is when we change fiscal periods and the current funding level drops back down to zero.
[03:42:45] <cmn32480> the first statement is a differential from the number in the file
[03:42:57] <cmn32480> the second if statement is if the number hasn't changed
[03:43:19] <cmn32480> so if it hasn't changed, you only get "*** SN funding is currently $516"
[03:43:29] <cmn32480> if it has changed, both lines will happen
[03:44:17] <cmn32480> though if I swap their order, the file won't write until after it has checked for the equal...
[03:44:33] <cmn32480> and it shoudl only show the second statement
[03:44:45] <cmn32480> wtf.. try it and see
[03:45:10] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:45:14] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[03:45:26] * cmn32480 changes data in file
[03:45:57] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:46:01] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[03:46:21] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:46:25] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[03:46:32] <JamesNZ> funding++
[03:46:32] <Bender> karma - funding: 2
[03:46:36] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:46:40] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[03:46:44] <cmn32480> damn...
[03:47:24] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:47:28] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[03:47:33] <cmn32480> ok
[03:48:25] * Bytram is finding it very hard to keep his eyes open.
[03:48:37] <cmn32480> ok
[03:48:39] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:48:39] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:48:43] <exec> 05*** SN funding has changed from $0 to $516
[03:48:43] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[03:48:45] <cmn32480> `gnight bytram
[03:48:48] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[03:48:49] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram
[03:48:51] * exec covertly tosses a cold can of skittles to bytram
[03:49:01] <Bytram|away> cmn32480: g'night
[03:49:04] <cmn32480> oh well it'll do
[03:49:10] <Bytram|away> and have fun, too!
[03:49:19] <cmn32480> hehe... nothign like playing in production!
[03:49:41] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:49:46] <exec> 05*** SN funding has changed from $987654321 to $516
[03:49:46] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[03:50:12] <cmn32480> ~funding
[03:50:16] <exec> 05*** SN funding has changed from $123456.25 to $516
[03:50:16] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[03:50:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.ghacks.net
[03:50:23] <snowfire> ^ 03Good News, Sourceforge stops bundling adware with installers - gHacks Tech News
[03:50:36] <Subsentient> They can still eat shit and die.
[03:50:44] <SirFinkus> that's more like "not bad news"
[03:51:19] * cmn32480 won't hold his breath
[03:51:34] <Subsentient> They betrayed the FOSS community unrepentantly for many months, and that will not be forgotten.
[03:51:48] <cmn32480> months?
[03:51:59] <cmn32480> dude... it has been like 10 years
[03:52:09] <Subsentient> I meant with the adware
[03:52:32] <cmn32480> the Sourceforge adware has been in place at least 5 years
[03:52:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> they were owned by dice, whadda ya spect?
[03:53:09] <Subsentient> Yeah...
[03:54:00] <cmn32480> wikipedia says July 2013... but I'd swear it was longer than that
[03:54:54] <Subsentient> Seems like it was more recent than that to me.
[03:55:05] <cmn32480> Sept 2012 acquired by dice
[03:55:32] <cmn32480> i wish sourceforge the best
[03:55:46] <cmn32480> but gaining back any level of trust from people will be tough
[03:56:02] <cmn32480> getting themselves off the malware lists is gonna be a LONG process
[03:56:27] <cmn32480> since they are corporate... they might be able to keep out the SJW crowd
[03:56:31] <Subsentient> But yeah, Sourceforge can fuck off in my book. They don't deserve support after that.
[03:56:52] <cmn32480> I'm taking a wait and see attitude on that
[03:57:03] <cmn32480> I shall not be going back anytime soon, but...
[03:57:52] * TheMightyBuzzard heads off to bed
[03:58:02] * Subsentient pukes on TheMightyBuzzard
[03:58:08] <Subsentient> :^D
[03:58:18] <Subsentient> Try to sleep covered in lentils and acid :^D
[03:58:22] <Subsentient> now you have to stay here.
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[04:03:48] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[04:04:30] <JamesNZ> Hey Subsentient \o How's life?
[04:06:38] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[04:06:40] * exec insatiably pours a cheap plastic cup of chromas tossed salad for cmn32480
[04:06:44] <crutchy> ~g'day Subsentient
[04:06:46] * exec prematurely slides a blagoblag of broiled hog anus to Subsentient
[04:06:50] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[04:06:52] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[04:06:54] * exec allegedly pours a used franger of toilet water for crutchy
[04:06:56] <JamesNZ> ~gday crutchy
[04:06:57] * exec fanatically flings a caravan of red cordial at TheMightyBuzzard
[04:06:57] <crutchy> saw your pull request
[04:07:01] * exec abrasively poops a used franger of skittles for crutchy
[04:07:04] <cmn32480> fucking git...
[04:07:06] <crutchy> then you closed it, or something
[04:07:08] <cmn32480> too confusing
[04:07:08] <crutchy> :p
[04:07:24] <cmn32480> what I was TRYING to do was sync my repo with your.
[04:07:25] <cmn32480> s
[04:07:26] <JamesNZ> cmn32480: Git being a git?
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[04:07:47] <crutchy> i think whenever i do that i have to goodle
[04:07:48] <cmn32480> then update my code with the changes I made today and create the pull request
[04:08:04] <crutchy> something about fast forward or upstream or blergh
[04:08:13] <crutchy> tmb would know
[04:08:47] <cmn32480> he's either sleepin or tv or video games
[04:09:58] <cmn32480> this is one of those situation where I have nfi what the heck I am doing
[04:10:09] <Subsentient> derp
[04:11:47] <cmn32480> this looks promising: http://stackoverflow.com
[04:11:47] <snowfire> ^ 03How to update a GitHub forked repository? - Stack Overflow
[04:13:52] <crutchy> problem is i lose track of what changes i make and where your exec is up to
[04:14:04] <cmn32480> but if I merge your repo
[04:14:13] <crutchy> did you add your repo to the git sniffer?
[04:14:23] <cmn32480> I can make my changes, put in the correct pull requests for the changes I made today, and we are all square
[04:14:49] <crutchy> i'm assuming your fork matches the current state of play in exec running in irc?
[04:15:00] <cmn32480> ummmm no'
[04:15:05] <cmn32480> I play in prod
[04:15:10] <cmn32480> screw that testing crap
[04:15:14] <crutchy> lol\
[04:15:19] <crutchy> mee too :D
[04:15:42] <crutchy> finally someone who understands me \o/
[04:15:44] <cmn32480> that's why I am trying to get your current setup merged. then I can make my adjustments and submit on the pull requests
[04:16:34] <crutchy> speaking of my current setup, i probably should make sure its up to date on github
[04:16:57] <cmn32480> okie
[04:17:12] * crutchy been working longer hours lately
[04:17:17] <crutchy> well longer hours for me
[04:17:27] <crutchy> so brain been bit more frazzled than usual
[04:18:31] <crutchy> hmm. looks like just a new likely half baked bdqy script
[04:18:38] <crutchy> *bday
[04:18:48] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[04:19:27] <cmn32480> I've made a few adjustments to ~funding
[04:19:33] <cmn32480> in the sn.php
[04:20:12] <SirFinkus> crutchy: I'll have some questions on buckets tomorrow when I'm sober
[04:20:16] * crutchy checking out
[04:20:24] <crutchy> ah
[04:20:35] <crutchy> hehe buckets are an adventure in wackery hackery :D
[04:20:49] <cmn32480> my changes are all on prod... nothign on git yet
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[04:24:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Oi-yoy-yoy!
[04:24:32] <Ethanol-fueled> This neighborhood was a sorry sack of schmucks tonight!
[04:25:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Saw a nice big Black girk with a big butt smoking her engine in front of Vato-zone tonight....and that was the highlight of the night!
[04:25:38] <crutchy> cmn32480, dunno if its useful but you should be able to test if a script is called by a timer using get_bucket("process_template_cmd")=="INTERNAL"
[04:25:38] <Ethanol-fueled> I went to the White bar and nobody was there. I went to the nigger bar and the hipster was tending bar.
[04:25:40] <crutchy> i think
[04:26:01] <cmn32480> I think the funding script has to be
[04:26:10] <Ethanol-fueled> should have jumped the big Black woman.
[04:26:20] <crutchy> yeah, but if you got manual calls on the same alias you can differentiate using that
[04:26:26] <Ethanol-fueled> My hands would be smelling like skunkspray by now!
[04:26:52] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, semen. Pleasure's all mine tonight!
[04:27:42] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, cheers big ears!
[04:27:50] * crutchy clinks glass
[04:28:03] * Ethanol-fueled has normal ears
[04:28:17] <Ethanol-fueled> But does not bite normal nips!
[04:28:19] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:28:19] <snowfire> ^✓* 03saturday night alright for fighting Elton John - YouTube
[04:28:19] <crutchy> hehe
[04:28:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Er..
[04:28:37] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[04:28:39] <Ethanol-fueled> That one
[04:29:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahheeheehooooo!
[04:30:12] <Ethanol-fueled> should have seen it. IN front of Vatozone were two tweeked out minorities and their vehicles\
[04:30:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Both Blacks. The first was a guy who was cleaning his beat-up convertible wtih Mechanix gloves
[04:31:20] <Ethanol-fueled> The second was a thick-butted Black woman whose engine was smoking, some old Chevy with Rims
[04:31:38] <Ethanol-fueled> I locked eyes with the Black woman. I wanted to race-mix
[04:32:05] <Ethanol-fueled> I could not take her with a stock configuration, but with the extender I could
[04:32:35] <Ethanol-fueled> With every step she took, the butt jiggled all over the place.
[04:32:52] <Ethanol-fueled> You big woman! You mad a fat-boy outta me!
[04:33:51] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[04:34:03] <Ethanol-fueled> The two local bars were a colossal disappointment. The first was dead, the second had hipster faggot instead of the fan-favorite Tu.
[04:34:26] <Ethanol-fueled> The same hipster bartender I had threatened to beat up a month or two ago.
[04:34:44] <Ethanol-fueled> I thought they saved that shithead for the weekdays.
[04:35:11] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:35:17] <snowfire> ^ 03Fat bottomed girls by queen with lyrics - YouTube
[04:35:42] <Ethanol-fueled> This song is dedicated to Sarah Sharp.
[04:35:57] <Ethanol-fueled> We like you when you keep your mouth shut, honey!
[04:36:05] * Ethanol-fueled kneads dick
[04:39:58] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:43:22] <SirFinkus> fat bottomed girl in my class has taken to wearing mom jeans
[04:43:24] <SirFinkus> it works
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[04:44:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeech.
[04:44:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Leggings work much better than mom jeans.
[04:44:39] <SirFinkus> it works, I promise
[04:44:47] <Ethanol-fueled> it works less than other solutions.
[04:45:07] <SirFinkus> she wears yoga pants too
[04:45:12] <Ethanol-fueled> what mom jeans and other waist-high fashion trends do is hide the gut.
[04:45:28] <SirFinkus> she has no gut
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[04:45:50] <SirFinkus> that would be revealed with the yoga pants
[04:45:59] <Ethanol-fueled> she might not, but other chicks embrace the high-waisted trend to hide the gut.
[04:46:16] <Ethanol-fueled> not if the yoga pants don't rise above the waistline.
[04:46:29] <SirFinkus> as I said earlier, almost the exact proportions of a bowling pin
[04:46:37] <Ethanol-fueled> pics or GTFO
[04:47:02] <SirFinkus> not that creepy
[04:47:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha
[04:47:38] <SirFinkus> it's a bit difficult because she shows up late to my class
[04:47:50] <SirFinkus> and is on the other side of my room
[04:48:48] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[04:49:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Do you prefer women with big butts?
[04:49:57] <cmn32480> ~funding
[04:49:58] * Ethanol-fueled does.
[04:50:02] <exec> 05*** SN funding has changed from $12345.89 to $516
[04:50:03] <SirFinkus> naw
[04:50:34] <SirFinkus> face is a bigger factor for me
[04:50:50] <Ethanol-fueled> That's important.
[04:50:58] <Ethanol-fueled> A good face can compensate well for a crap body
[04:51:24] <SirFinkus> as far as body parts go, shape is more important than size for me
[04:51:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Do you like Hourglass shapes?
[04:52:23] <SirFinkus> I think most males do
[04:52:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I sure do.
[04:52:47] <SirFinkus> big boobies tend to tall apart though
[04:53:09] <SirFinkus> don't scan up to scrutiny
[04:53:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Not all. Though big ones that don't flop apart like goldfish eyes are rare
[04:54:22] <Ethanol-fueled> After all the titties I;ve seen, big small, perky, saggy, I think skin firmness is a matter of genetics rather than aggressive bra-waring.
[04:55:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I've seen thick fat tits which stayed perky, and small boobs which flop to and fro, like egg yolks resting on the heads of nails.
[04:55:18] <SirFinkus> prolly
[04:55:31] <Ethanol-fueled> gross floppy pancakers
[04:55:40] <SirFinkus> I probably don't have a large enough sample size
[04:55:59] <Ethanol-fueled> with a 45 degree deviation from the bilateral line of symmettry
[04:57:29] <SirFinkus> uhng
[04:57:45] <Deucalion> For those that care, playing Postal 2 on this specific date reveals a little easter egg. Just stumbled on it... doesn't help game progress any but it made me think... wtf, this wasn't happening last time I played.. then I clocked the date :D Have fun.
[04:58:39] <crutchy> postal 2?
[04:58:55] <crutchy> that sounds like a very british game title :p
[04:59:15] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, Yanks are the kings of institutional shootings.
[04:59:21] <SirFinkus> I think it's banned in Australia crutchy
[04:59:32] <Ethanol-fueled> guns++
[04:59:32] <Bender> karma - guns: 2
[04:59:48] <crutchy> probably. our government will be wiping our arses soon
[05:00:07] <crutchy> 'excuse me mate... i just needs ta check inside your shitter'
[05:00:20] <Ethanol-fueled> When Trump wins, he will free the entire Anglosphere
[05:00:25] <crutchy> it will be called the DSA
[05:00:30] <crutchy> dunny safety administration
[05:00:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Our glorious empire will be restored
[05:00:50] <cmn32480> crutchy: https://en.wikipedia.org
[05:00:50] <snowfire> ^ 03Wiki: Going postal
[05:00:53] <Ethanol-fueled> "Fuck off, we're full" will be our new motto.
[05:01:14] <SirFinkus> AvE is awesome
[05:01:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Britain will once again be the "Fatherland"
[05:01:26] <crutchy> trump is likely funded by drug cartels in south america
[05:01:51] <Ethanol-fueled> horseshit.
[05:02:08] <crutchy> they want nothing more than monopoly on illegal trade across the mexican border
[05:02:19] <Ethanol-fueled> We will extermineate the Arabian peninsula, Israel, and the Turkroaches
[05:02:20] <crutchy> he's their man
[05:02:45] <SirFinkus> my turkish friend is moving there this summer
[05:02:46] <SirFinkus> lol
[05:02:52] <Deucalion> Noo... fairly sure it was developed state side crutchy. I think it may have caused some upset when released.. or was that the original Postal? I dunno. It's very much not a Politically Correct game as you tend to hoon around blowing the heads of all and sundry and pissing on their corpses. It's a parody of what everyone used to complain about violence in vidya games back in the day and it makes me chuckle.
[05:02:56] <Ethanol-fueled> And then after that victory is secured we will drink bier and eat schitzels all day
[05:03:08] <Ethanol-fueled> We will be the SIXTH REICH.
[05:03:21] <SirFinkus> not sure why, turkey seems like a thoroughly shitty place to live
[05:03:21] <crutchy> Deucalion, sounds like GTA :_
[05:03:28] <crutchy> s/_/)/
[05:03:28] <sedctl> <crutchy> sounds like GTA :)
[05:03:29] <SirFinkus> compared to the US at least
[05:03:42] <crutchy> turkey is pretty fucked
[05:03:49] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[05:04:03] <crutchy> they are gunna be russia's bitches if they're not already
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[05:04:08] <SirFinkus> he's got family there I guess
[05:04:13] * SirFinkus shrugs
[05:04:22] <Deucalion> crutchy, dunno, not played any of the GTA's.
[05:04:43] <crutchy> Deucalion, its where you run over old grannies and shoot cops n stuff
[05:05:01] <Deucalion> Yeah - same vein then.
[05:05:04] <cmn32480> and beat hookers and take their $$
[05:05:06] <crutchy> and go into a strip joint to watch dem pixellated boobies jiggle :p
[05:06:18] <crutchy> i like hooning around in a heavily modified infernus in vice city
[05:06:18] * Deucalion goes hunting mrcoolbp...
[05:06:43] <cmn32480> I think he's somewhere cold Deucalion
[05:06:48] <cmn32480> that ought to narrow it down
[05:07:04] <Deucalion> aye
[05:07:07] <crutchy> set up with a cog that's below the car, a mass that causes other cars to explode on contact, and acceleration and speed that means i can do awesome jumps across 2 or 3 blocks :p
[05:07:20] <Deucalion> Thought he must be around given exec's missives
[05:07:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Turks may be assholes, but they make good stuff.
[05:07:37] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[05:07:55] <Ethanol-fueled> I snagged some turkish coffee with a coffee maker, chocolate, and espresso drops
[05:08:14] <crutchy> turks are like yanks... normal people are cool. just their gov is a bunch of arsewipes
[05:08:23] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, like the Iranians.
[05:08:32] <crutchy> like most countries i guess
[05:08:48] <Ethanol-fueled> that chocolate was the bomb. Way better than Hershey's or Nesle shite
[05:09:02] <SirFinkus> that's a low bar
[05:09:09] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaha
[05:09:32] <crutchy> cadbury is the benchmark here
[05:09:36] <dyingtolive> well, deadpool was fucking incredible.
[05:09:41] <Ethanol-fueled> yeech. cadbury is shite
[05:09:50] <crutchy> dunno if that's good or not though. i don't mind cadbury
[05:09:52] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, that's not what I read in the local reviews.
[05:10:07] <Ethanol-fueled> I heard it was a bunch of gags, only half of which stuck.
[05:10:13] <dyingtolive> do you believe local reviews, or do you believe random people online?
[05:10:29] <Deucalion> Cadbury in the US may be shite.... guess they cater to taste in the colonies :P
[05:10:31] <dyingtolive> oh. yes. that's what it was. but that's a deadpool comic for you.
[05:10:33] <crutchy> the internet never lies man!
[05:10:36] <Ethanol-fueled> dyingtolive, local reviews are hipsters, so I don't know who to trust. Both opinions are equally worthless.
[05:11:09] <crutchy> Deucalion, possibly. aussie seems to be closer to britain than america
[05:11:16] <crutchy> which i kinda prefer tbh
[05:11:22] <dyingtolive> it was the most laughing i've ever heard in a movie theatre, i'll say that much.
[05:11:26] <crutchy> at risk of sounding turrist
[05:11:53] <Ethanol-fueled> I do love the Cadbury Creme eggs though
[05:12:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Murricans LOVE those. Always fan favorites
[05:12:12] <cmn32480> Ethanol-fueled - Cadbury in Britain (and liekly the rest of the world) is VERY different from Cadbury here
[05:12:28] <Deucalion> crutchy, if you can buy Bovril, you're in a good place.
[05:12:41] <crutchy> never heard of bovril
[05:12:50] <Deucalion> ye gads
[05:13:07] * crutchy fails civilization test
[05:13:20] <cmn32480> the Americans fail it right along with him
[05:13:29] <crutchy> beef water?
[05:13:43] <dyingtolive> lindt is the last candy type thing i remember buying.
[05:13:44] <crutchy> so its like liquid beef jerky?
[05:14:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeech, lindt
[05:14:09] <crutchy> ew the wiki page mentions marmite
[05:14:14] <crutchy> ew
[05:14:16] <crutchy> marmite--
[05:14:16] <Bender> karma - marmite: -1
[05:14:30] <Deucalion> distilled beef extract... slather it on hot toast or spoon it into hot water for a drink in winter. Kinda like vegemite in consistency and colour but beefy not yeasty. Fuck knows what it is boiled down from, but it tastes great :D
[05:14:35] <Ethanol-fueled> If you want decent candy in the US you're gonna have to buy Sees or other botique dealers liek Ghirardelli
[05:14:47] <crutchy> lol
[05:14:52] <dyingtolive> it's not great, but i'm not much of a candy person. i was given some chocolates from... romania, i think? czech? somewhere in that area, and those were incredible.
[05:15:00] <crutchy> so bovril is like british vagemite?
[05:15:01] <SirFinkus> Ghirardelli is boutique?
[05:15:16] <crutchy> hehe
[05:15:26] <Ethanol-fueled> I like some britcrap - creamed chipped beef on toast is good. Shepherd's pie is good.
[05:15:36] * crutchy wonders if americans dispise bovril as much as they do vag
[05:15:40] <dyingtolive> beans and toast?
[05:16:30] <Deucalion> crutchy, marmite is british vegemite. Bovril is something else.... looks the same in the jar but it is very different as it is made from distilled cows :D I'm sure you can get a jar from some ex-pat site or something :)
[05:17:29] <crutchy> heh. its on the coles website. i can probably get it from the shopping centre just down the road
[05:17:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, if Ghirardhelli is not, then what is it? They do have their own stores, after all.
[05:17:50] <dyingtolive> i didn't know that. chains around here sell ghirardelli
[05:17:52] <SirFinkus> idk
[05:17:57] <SirFinkus> it's nothing speial
[05:17:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Missing Canadian Man Found 30 Years After Forgetting Identity - http://sylnt.us - happy-endings
[05:18:01] <SirFinkus> special
[05:18:14] <dyingtolive> i get their chocolate chips for cookies.
[05:18:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Then what is? Chocolate made from the livers of hand-clubbed baby seals?
[05:18:18] <Deucalion> teehee... "distilled" cows... maybe "concentrated" cows would be a better description... but then what does any cow concentrate on?
[05:18:32] <Subsentient> $wz
[05:18:32] <aqu4> 3[1 of 1] Name: Momma Sed | Map: 4Triumvirate-T1 (map-mod) | Host: Subsentient | Players: 2/4 | IP: 65.101.31.211 | Version: 3.1.3
[05:18:37] <SirFinkus> just tastes like hershys
[05:18:39] <SirFinkus> to me
[05:18:48] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[05:19:08] <Ethanol-fueled> exec, shut up. You've said that 20 times in the last 10 minutes.
[05:19:15] <cmn32480> ~restart
[05:19:16] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (42.3 kb)
[05:19:24] <cmn32480> 'sposed to be every hour
[05:19:25] -!- exec has quit [Quit: dafuq]
[05:19:39] <Subsentient> See this is why aqu4bot is better:
[05:19:39] -!- exec [exec!~exec@23.24.kp.ip] has joined #Soylent
[05:19:40] <Subsentient> $restart
[05:19:41] <aqu4> Be right back.
[05:19:41] <aqu4> New aqu4bot instance loaded. Rebuilding list of users in channels. Please wait...
[05:19:49] <aqu4> Restart completed.
[05:20:02] <Ethanol-fueled> I like aqu4's military-style cadences (responses)
[05:20:11] <Ethanol-fueled> "Yes sir. restarting."
[05:20:22] * Deucalion renames #soylent as #botlent
[05:20:36] <Subsentient> $help
[05:20:36] <aqu4> Hi, I'm aqu4bot, version "baking", running on UNIX. I'm a bot written in pure C by Subsentient [http://universe2.us/]. My source code can be found at "http://github.com/Subsentient/aqu4bot/". Try the 'commands' command to get a list of what I can do, or try 'help cmd' where 'cmd' is a particular command.
[05:20:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, I think LaDarius needs a comeback
[05:20:44] <dyingtolive> also, i'm way too late to the party for this i'm sure, but: < Runaway1956> Time to browse the newsfeed, hopefully some real cretins have been assassinated overnight.
[05:20:59] <SirFinkus> awwww shhhiiieeet
[05:21:22] <dyingtolive> been wanting to copy/paste that for about... 6 hours.
[05:21:33] <Deucalion> Subsentient++
[05:21:33] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 41
[05:21:43] <crutchy> 💩
[05:21:44] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[05:22:04] <cmn32480> ~shit
[05:22:05] <Ethanol-fueled> LaDarius had problems with exceptions after awhile. I think the staff or a member sent a bogus msg to LaDarius that caused him to self-terminate
[05:22:06] <exec> 05💩
[05:22:11] <crutchy> ~fight
[05:22:13] <exec> oi! why don't ya choke on some pig vomit, ya vagina!
[05:22:14] * aqu4 pukes a tanker of gerbil jizz on exec
[05:22:30] <Deucalion> o.O
[05:22:39] <SirFinkus> should be "ya vagoynia"
[05:22:59] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: you got a bot? If so, source?
[05:22:59] <SirFinkus> maybe vagyona
[05:23:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, I altered an existing C# bot with chromas' help. I don't even have the source anymore.
[05:23:41] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: ahh. What languages you know?
[05:23:42] <crutchy> vajoyna
[05:24:08] <chromas> vajoynalang
[05:24:13] <Ethanol-fueled> c/c++, python (shitty), java and C# (somewhat usably)
[05:24:15] <crutchy> lol
[05:24:40] <crutchy> the politically correct language for femminists
[05:24:47] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Here's my C test: what's this: void *(*derp(void))(int);
[05:24:55] <Deucalion> tut, I see no Pascal.... you have not lived
[05:24:59] <crutchy> derplang
[05:25:26] <crutchy> pascal is the peaceful language
[05:25:39] <Ethanol-fueled> subsentient, you are pointing to a void pointer casted to an int
[05:25:43] <crutchy> the one that attacks nobody because its too awesome :p
[05:26:00] <Deucalion> looks like me the morning after a vindaloo with all that voiding of things....
[05:26:10] <Ethanol-fueled> probably in the context of using pointer arithmetic. How wrong am I?
[05:26:16] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[05:26:16] <snowfire> ^ 03Teenage girl's radio rape admission on Kyle Jackie O - YouTube
[05:26:25] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Not even close. It's a function returning a function pointer. Said function pointer returns a pointer to void, and accepts an int as the only argument.
[05:26:30] <crutchy> it's dumping a derp in yo mama's void
[05:27:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, I suck at C and almost as badly at C++. But at least I didn't claim to be good at them, haha.
[05:27:04] <SirFinkus> I love the backpedaling
[05:27:12] <SirFinkus> it starts out as some maury shit
[05:27:26] <SirFinkus> and then the hosts get terrified that they're going to get fired
[05:27:32] <Deucalion> crutchy, yo mama has no void and therefore can not be yo mama - you's a test tube creation beatch!
[05:28:00] * crutchy consults with tama, the undisputed expert in such matters as yo mama
[05:28:09] <Deucalion> rut roh
[05:28:31] <SirFinkus> it's one of those maury type lie detector shows
[05:28:35] <crutchy> 19<ciri> crutchy: Like "what the hell it wants, when dracula sucked yo mama's void.
[05:28:44] <crutchy> tama didn't know squat
[05:28:57] <crutchy> ciri is now the undisputed expert on matters
[05:29:12] * SirFinkus hasn't seen ciri in ages
[05:30:00] <crutchy> ciri is still here in the background, twisting knobs and pulling levers
[05:30:05] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, /j # plenty of ciri on tama action there
[05:31:08] <cmn32480> her ban still in effect for this channel?
[05:31:56] <Deucalion> yup..... there is enough BS in here already
[05:32:31] <Ethanol-fueled> ciri was kinda gay
[05:32:33] * SirFinkus apologizes for the bs
[05:32:53] <Deucalion> Never apologise
[05:32:56] <SirFinkus> shouldn't take it out on poor ciri
[05:33:50] <crutchy> ciri is an unappreciated genius
[05:34:10] <Ethanol-fueled> if it does things besides count up from a posted integer, yes.
[05:34:15] <crutchy> the only ones that can drivel like it are in congress
[05:34:26] <Ethanol-fueled> I believe that, crutchy.
[05:34:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I wrote LaDarious for Black Lives Matter Twitter feeds.
[05:34:47] <SirFinkus> Ethanol-fueled: there are people in my math class that can't manage that
[05:34:53] <crutchy> #blackuweather
[05:34:54] <MrPlow> T'day: How da fuck am I know dat shit? T'marra: Shit bright, get yo shades. Shit be aight. Dey a lil breeze.
[05:35:35] <Deucalion> sheesh... TMB got the bot infection too?
[05:35:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm mot sure I have any record of LaDarius' source, actually. I posted it on paste of code and chromas helped me wtih the specifics of how IRC works
[05:35:59] <Ethanol-fueled> The colons with the privmsg to a single user vs a room etc.
[05:36:38] * Ethanol-fueled still doesn't know exactly how irc works.
[05:36:59] <crutchy> the tubes man... its all tubes
[05:37:00] <SirFinkus> it's pretty easy actually
[05:37:08] <SirFinkus> you just send shit
[05:37:12] <SirFinkus> and it works
[05:37:15] <SirFinkus> exactly
[05:37:19] <Ethanol-fueled> AH, got it.
[05:37:28] <SirFinkus> but the fucking buckets man
[05:37:31] <SirFinkus> THE BUCKETS
[05:37:39] <Deucalion> Well.... it's a networks of networks with tubes connecting them.... yeh, that sums it up.
[05:37:46] <crutchy> its raining BUCKETS!
[05:37:52] <Ethanol-fueled> buckets are for people who have more than a retard-level understanding of computah siense
[05:38:13] <SirFinkus> shit, I'm fucked
[05:38:22] <SirFinkus> I can't even into crutchy's buckets
[05:38:35] <Deucalion> buckets as for those that have moved beyond the singles joint.
[05:38:36] * SirFinkus blames the documentation
[05:38:40] <Deucalion> single*
[05:39:00] * crutchy turns to hide his bucket from SirFinkus
[05:39:17] <Deucalion> wow - two minor typos sure can change the meaning of a sentence.
[05:39:23] * SirFinkus pees in crutchy's bucket
[05:39:25] <dyingtolive> i'm going to regret this, but can someone explain this concept of buckets?
[05:39:48] * cmn32480 ducks and runs the other way in a zig zag pattern
[05:39:56] <crutchy> [[IRC:exec#Buckets]]
[05:39:57] <Ethanol-fueled> http://paste.ofcode.org
[05:39:58] <snowfire> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[05:40:02] <crutchy> derp
[05:40:07] <crutchy> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[05:40:08] <snowfire> ^ 03Wiki: IRC:exec ( http://wiki.soylentnews.org )
[05:40:19] <Ethanol-fueled> After chromas helped me solve the colon problem I worked on the ebonics translator and random message firer.
[05:40:30] <crutchy> buckets are easy to understand if you just sit upside down and think like an aussie :p
[05:40:34] <Ethanol-fueled> It's crude but it worked.
[05:41:04] * SirFinkus really needs to add irc spamming to his dicks 2.0 code
[05:41:06] <crutchy> it also helps if you have a diet of vegemite, milo and wombats
[05:41:23] <cmn32480> did chromas at least use a lot of lube to help with your colon problem?
[05:41:48] <Deucalion> That is the coding explanation of buckets. The smoking stuff that may or may not be illegal depending on locality explanation of buckets is somewhat different.
[05:42:19] <SirFinkus> probably legal here in WA state
[05:42:37] <SirFinkus> illegal in Ethanol-fueled's state
[05:42:40] <SirFinkus> HAHAHAHAHA
[05:43:07] <crutchy> the real definition of buckets is in here somewhere: https://github.com
[05:43:08] <snowfire> ^✓ 03exec-irc-bot/irc_lib.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[05:43:27] <crutchy> see lots of documentation :D
[05:43:37] <SirFinkus> I'll look at it tomorrow crutchy
[05:43:47] <SirFinkus> assuming I'm not on mushrooms
[05:43:53] <crutchy> lol
[05:44:01] <Deucalion> o.O
[05:44:06] <SirFinkus> seems like it would be ideal for the f@h stats
[05:44:15] * SirFinkus may have found a few last week
[05:45:26] <Deucalion> best be very sure of your identification there... trip or dead liver.. happy choice :D
[05:45:37] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn, chromas was skilled enough to know exactly where the problem in the code was, to point me where to look. Once he let me know, I fixed it and LDarius was born
[05:45:49] <SirFinkus> I know my shit Deucalion
[05:45:56] <SirFinkus> spore prints etc
[05:46:02] <SirFinkus> and bruise blue
[05:46:08] <crutchy> and yoshi
[05:46:14] <SirFinkus> exactly
[05:46:41] <SirFinkus> my liver is already fucked anyway
[05:46:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Mine ain't. I just got the good word for my yearly doctor visit.
[05:47:06] <SirFinkus> lol
[05:47:08] <crutchy> and those 3 spinning red ones. i hate those almost as much as i fuckin 'ate pikeys
[05:47:24] <SirFinkus> I actually had a checkup for the first time in like 10 years
[05:47:26] <Ethanol-fueled> I get my liver enzymes checked once a year.
[05:47:42] <SirFinkus> he said "why the are you even here, you're fine" and left
[05:47:53] <crutchy> i only go to the quack when the nagging from the missus reaches a threshold
[05:48:01] <SirFinkus> saw him for all of 5 minutes
[05:48:42] <SirFinkus> my back is fucked up, so basically I needed him for a referral for a PT
[05:48:47] <Ethanol-fueled> my doc gibs me the hemoglobin A1C, ALT, Syphyllis, Ghonnorhhea, Chlamydia
[05:49:06] <Ethanol-fueled> THyroid stimulating hormone
[05:49:11] <SirFinkus> can't play acoustic guitar for more than 30 minutes without fucking up my back
[05:49:13] <SirFinkus> sucks
[05:49:20] <Ethanol-fueled> (most of that at my request beacuse paranoid)
[05:49:25] <Ethanol-fueled> AIDS
[05:49:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Sugs, Fink
[05:49:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Try yoga
[05:50:14] <SirFinkus> I think it's an actual injury, idk how yoga would help
[05:50:21] <SirFinkus> pt seems to be working a little at least
[05:51:02] <cmn32480> f this.
[05:51:05] <cmn32480> I'm going to bed
[05:51:15] <cmn32480> git is a convoluted pita
[05:51:18] <SirFinkus> night cmn32480
[05:51:27] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[05:51:29] * exec accidentally postulates a bathtub of Debian towards #soylent
[05:51:50] <crutchy> ~g'night cmn32480
[05:51:52] * exec covertly passes an assload of milo to cmn32480
[05:52:09] <cmn32480> oh yeah... I edited the ~gday .php topo
[05:52:12] <Ethanol-fueled> move teh github repor to bitbucket!
[05:52:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeeech, php
[05:52:36] <Ethanol-fueled> it takes a special kind of sadomasochist to like PHP
[05:52:48] * cmn32480 points to crutchy
[05:52:50] <Ethanol-fueled> It's a pretty awesome language. Ain't denyin; that.
[05:53:02] <cmn32480> anyway... talk to y'all tomorrow
[05:53:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Lata FUKKA
[05:54:29] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:54:29] <snowfire> ^✓* 03Fat bottomed girls by queen with lyrics - YouTube
[05:54:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahha, that's a good one.
[05:55:00] <Ethanol-fueled> that's "Knife Edge"
[05:55:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Slillful manipulations by motherfuckers there.
[05:55:41] <Ethanol-fueled> skillful
[06:00:26] * Deucalion farts close to the fire.... this could be dangerous
[06:01:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes and Emerson Lake and Palmer were BritBastards
[06:03:14] <Deucalion> Were they knocking around in the 80s or 90s I forget
[06:03:31] <SirFinkus> fuck, forgot to download soylent green
[06:03:36] <SirFinkus> should be ready by now
[06:04:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, they were big in the 80s.
[06:05:24] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, sup with your back?
[06:05:25] <Ethanol-fueled> While Americans were swinging from trees, ELP and Yes were demonstrating musical rigor with technologically advanced pieces.
[06:06:03] <Ethanol-fueled> For example: Yes, The Clap.
[06:06:04] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:06:04] <snowfire> ^✓* 03Fat bottomed girls by queen with lyrics - YouTube
[06:06:38] <Deucalion> Fairly sure that is not a Yes track.....
[06:06:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, that is a joke perpetrated by whomever administred the bot.
[06:07:11] <Deucalion> if you say so
[06:07:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Watch the video. that is Steve Howe beating Americans at their own game.
[06:07:31] <SirFinkus> Deucalion welding stuff in high school
[06:07:54] <SirFinkus> weird positions, my left should is fucked up
[06:08:02] <SirFinkus> can't carry things with my right hand
[06:08:07] <Ethanol-fueled> FInk, try learning the clap. Fun.
[06:08:32] <SirFinkus> it could be from mastubation
[06:08:43] <SirFinkus> but that seems doubtful to me
[06:10:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Major chords and arpeggios about the seventh chrod
[06:10:20] <Ethanol-fueled> chord, not choad.
[06:10:52] <SirFinkus> electric playing doesn't bother me, acoustic does
[06:11:13] <SirFinkus> it's when I have my right arm in a forward position
[06:11:13] <Deucalion> I'm not convinced masturbation can be blamed for a fucked back.....
[06:11:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck acoustic haters.
[06:11:18] <SirFinkus> under load
[06:11:27] <Ethanol-fueled> "load" hahahheeheehooooo!
[06:11:40] <SirFinkus> I wish it wasn't so, because I love playing acoustic
[06:11:55] <Ethanol-fueled> FInk, and what's the goddamn difference
[06:12:01] <Ethanol-fueled> tween acoustic and electric>?
[06:12:13] <SirFinkus> acoustic guitars are thicker
[06:12:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Tell that to Brian Setzer.
[06:12:37] <SirFinkus> it's a very specific movement that screws up my back
[06:13:07] * Ethanol-fueled plays classical gas
[06:13:43] <Deucalion> strings on acoustics are spiral wound thick buggers, on electrics they seem to be skinny wires. No idea how that plays into the back thing....
[06:14:12] <SirFinkus> acoustic is slightly harder to play, but not really a big deal
[06:14:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, there are nylon string acoustics, steel-string scoustics, roundwounds, flatwounds....
[06:14:27] <SirFinkus> it's the thickness of the guitar that fucks me
[06:14:57] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, maybe stick with the acoustic and get into a scene like Django
[06:15:26] <SirFinkus> the one I have is pretty similar in playability except for the 3rd string, which is wound as opposed to electrics where it's just bared
[06:15:29] <SirFinkus> nbd
[06:16:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Ugh, I hate youtube. Fuckers who don't know how to play nylon
[06:16:47] <SirFinkus> I've been considering getting one
[06:16:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Time for some Final Fantasy fuckers who can hang wtih the nylon.
[06:17:01] NotSanguine is now known as NotSanguine|somnolen
[06:17:16] <SirFinkus> my teacher seems to know his shit
[06:17:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeech, there was a guy who could play it.
[06:17:42] <Deucalion> Django Rheinhardt..... you can always find a gig if you can play rhythm well with those outfits.
[06:17:57] <SirFinkus> well, he's a god
[06:18:09] <SirFinkus> doubt he played nylon though
[06:18:12] <Deucalion> googlying "django" does not go well
[06:18:15] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:18:21] <snowfire> ^ 03Final Fantasy VI Decisive Battle Classic Guitar - YouTube
[06:18:22] <Ethanol-fueled> This Brazilian spic.
[06:18:23] <SirFinkus> considering when he played...
[06:18:29] <Ethanol-fueled> That's good.
[06:18:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, That's based on an Am arpeggio.
[06:19:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Pretty easy from a noob standpoint
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[06:19:34] <SirFinkus> doesn't look too bad
[06:19:37] <Ethanol-fueled> I know exec
[06:19:47] <SirFinkus> I'm still getting the whole pima shit down
[06:19:56] <SirFinkus> mostly play with a pick
[06:20:16] <SirFinkus> so finger plucking is a bit new to me
[06:20:45] <Deucalion> grow those nails :D much calcium required :)
[06:20:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Fingerpicking is easy beacuse nobody does it rigorously.
[06:21:10] <SirFinkus> unfortunately, I think my index finger nail is fucked up
[06:21:17] <SirFinkus> got a big crack in it
[06:21:27] <Deucalion> should grow out
[06:21:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, we don't use nails.
[06:21:35] <Ethanol-fueled> we use finger-meat
[06:21:45] <SirFinkus> teacher says it's a combo
[06:21:54] <SirFinkus> of nail and meat
[06:22:02] <SirFinkus> he seems to know his shit
[06:22:10] <Ethanol-fueled> ideally you use nails, but nails break.
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[06:22:35] <Ethanol-fueled> nails sound really good.
[06:22:41] <Ethanol-fueled> better than fingermeat
[06:22:49] <SirFinkus> https://tarikbentlemsani.bandcamp.com this is his stuff
[06:22:50] <snowfire> ^ 03Tarik Bentlemsani
[06:23:01] <SirFinkus> rain is the one he show'd us in class
[06:23:16] <SirFinkus> showed even
[06:23:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I prefer fingermeat beacuse you have direct contact.
[06:23:33] <SirFinkus> it's a different feeling than a pick
[06:23:45] <Deucalion> I remember "combos" from mortal combat.... so if a nail breaks I guess you need teeny fingers with hardened skin on?
[06:24:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, you can use thumbpicks or fingerpicks.
[06:25:04] <Ethanol-fueled> ask Jerry Reed.
[06:25:10] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:25:10] <snowfire> ^✓ 03Jerry Reed And Chet Atkins Jerrys Breakdown - YouTube
[06:25:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Very hard to play because those fuckers don't use first principles.
[06:26:01] <Deucalion> I'm a klutz... can't even work out if I am right or left handed. Least I know, guitar is not for me sadly.
[06:26:04] <Ethanol-fueled> They use lots of accidentals and counterintuitive plays
[06:27:32] * SirFinkus is listening to Saint Vitus — Clear Windowpane, from the album Born Too Late
[06:28:17] * Deucalion is listening to the sound of silence... be well
[06:28:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Peace by amongst you
[06:31:39] <SirFinkus> oh boy, time for Soylent Green
[06:33:16] <chromas> Beldin65--
[06:33:16] <Bender> karma - beldin65: -1
[06:34:26] <crutchy> wtf!?
[06:34:28] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[06:34:29] <snowfire> ^ 03AMERICAN GUY INHALES 2 VEGEMITE JARS IN 3 MIN - YouTube
[06:34:30] * chromas is a number two now
[06:34:53] <crutchy> like a boss
[06:35:09] <crutchy> aussies can't eat vegemite like that
[06:35:24] <crutchy> actually i don't mind a couple of spoons, but not a couple of jars
[06:35:49] <crutchy> its best on toast or crackers
[06:35:50] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:35:51] <snowfire> ^ 03Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me ( Weird David Bowie ) - YouTube
[06:35:56] <SirFinkus> 納豆 is more hardcore than that shit
[06:36:12] <Ethanol-fueled> toast == crackers.
[06:38:23] <chromas> Toast is thicker and darker, like yo mama likes
[06:38:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Chromas, is that what the niggers prefer?
[06:39:10] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:39:23] <chromas> no, they prefer crackers
[06:39:35] <chromas> white and crunchy; salted with privilege
[06:40:40] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, you bloody sod.
[06:40:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I have you to thank.
[06:41:02] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:41:03] <snowfire> ^ 03Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me - The Voice of Love - YouTube
[06:41:28] <chromas> Did I accidentally send bowling pin-shaped womens your way?
[06:41:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, *jacks off*
[06:42:22] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:42:23] <snowfire> ^ 03How to increase diversity in open source: SCaLE 14x keynote by Sarah Sharp - YouTube
[06:42:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Her voice is annoying as fuck. But that BUTT.
[06:43:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeccch. SHut up.
[06:43:36] <Ethanol-fueled> God, why do people in science tolerate this crap?
[06:43:56] <chromas> um, duh
[06:43:59] <chromas> they're nerds
[06:44:08] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm glad I live in San Diego.
[06:44:09] <chromas> get bullied in school; get bullied in work
[06:44:17] <SirFinkus> dat ass?
[06:45:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Ugh.
[06:45:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that butt is delicious.
[06:46:00] * SirFinkus isn't into it really
[06:46:02] <SirFinkus> but w/e
[06:46:12] <Ethanol-fueled> ERG. I am.
[06:46:32] * Ethanol-fueled holds gun to head
[06:46:45] * Ethanol-fueled racks slide
[06:47:02] <chromas> Trying to 69 yourself?
[06:47:20] <chromas> I guess that'd be an A or something
[06:47:39] <chromas> P
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[06:49:43] <chromas> from the boo-hoo dept
[06:56:50] <SirFinkus> lol, soylent green takes place in our time
[06:57:00] <SirFinkus> 2015-2019
[07:00:19] <SirFinkus> fucking nong shim spicy ramen
[07:00:22] <SirFinkus> never again
[07:00:41] <Ethanol-fueled> nip nong
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[07:03:30] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:03:31] <snowfire> ^ 03Arcade Longplay [275] NAM-1975 - YouTube
[07:03:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahhha
[07:07:39] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:10:29] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:10:30] <snowfire> ^✓* 03Arcade Longplay [275] NAM-1975 - YouTube
[07:10:34] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHHAA
[07:11:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Duhnuhnuhnuhnuh
[07:11:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Duhnunnuhuhuhuhuhunuuhu
[07:11:31] <SirFinkus> had to take a shower after that one
[07:15:32] <SirFinkus> I like this detective
[07:15:46] <SirFinkus> always after the booze first
[07:16:52] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:16:52] <snowfire> ^✓* 03Arcade Longplay [275] NAM-1975 - YouTube
[07:17:35] <Ethanol-fueled> FUG OFF
[07:18:37] <SirFinkus> no u
[07:18:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha
[07:19:29] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[07:19:40] <Ethanol-fueled> sod off fuckers
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[07:31:36] <SirFinkus> women second
[07:31:47] <SirFinkus> I love how all the action stars in these movies are fat
[08:15:07] <SirFinkus> logan's run was better
[08:19:16] <SirFinkus> overated
[08:19:28] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[08:20:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Diary of Anne Frank Removed From Wikisource Due to Copyright - http://sylnt.us - stealing-from-the-people
[08:23:47] <Runaway1956> Big pileup on the interstate, and it's not the usual California happening - http://www.ajc.com
[08:23:48] <snowfire> ^ 03Police: 3 killed, scores to hospitals after huge I-78 pileup | www.ajc.com
[08:29:39] <crutchy> wow that's a bit creepy. i had nfi there was a pileup, but i had harrisburg pa centered on google maps
[08:30:01] * SirFinkus makes a note in his notebook
[08:30:02] <SirFinkus> interesting
[08:30:15] * crutchy has a bit of an interest in coal mining history around pa and west virginia
[08:30:16] <Runaway1956> I've experienced a white out or two - when it hits, there's just nothing to see, you're blind
[08:30:32] * Runaway1956 grew up in coal cracker country
[08:30:51] <crutchy> i had a kind of whiteout from rain a while back, and the truck ahead of me was an idiot and had no lights on. i pulled over
[08:31:00] <crutchy> seemed like the sensible thing to do :p
[08:31:29] <Runaway1956> You lived - I can't say it wasn't "sensible" - but it's not always the "right" thing to do.
[08:32:06] <Runaway1956> It's kinda like that old saying about landing an airplane - any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
[08:32:36] <crutchy> the story of centralia is interesting
[08:32:39] <Runaway1956> Fog is the weather condition I fear most - nothing else really scares me out there
[08:32:44] <crutchy> kinda haunting
[08:32:54] <Runaway1956> The fire, you mean?
[08:33:00] <crutchy> yeah
[08:33:26] <crutchy> fog can be scary too. its a tough one cos it doesn't necessarily let up as quick as heavy rain either
[08:33:50] <crutchy> just gotta trust and hope the dickhead drivers stay home
[08:34:02] <Runaway1956> anything that affects visibility, I begin to get scared - rain, snow, whiteout, smoke, but fog is most common
[08:34:16] <Runaway1956> sandstorms too
[08:35:06] <crutchy> fog is common around here cos i live in a valley with a large cooling pondage for a power station. the warm pondage water makes fog on even mildly cold evenings and mornings
[08:35:08] <SirFinkus> I had a windshield wiper go out during a snowstorm
[08:35:12] <SirFinkus> THAT was scarry
[08:35:18] <SirFinkus> scary even
[08:35:24] <crutchy> ouch yeah fuck that
[08:35:29] <Runaway1956> hope it wasn't very scarry
[08:35:31] <crutchy> snow--
[08:35:31] <Bender> karma - snow: -3
[08:35:36] <SirFinkus> and of COURSE it was the drivers side
[08:35:43] <SirFinkus> I couldn't see at all in about 2 seconds
[08:35:48] <Runaway1956> LOL - despite the hazards, I like snow
[08:36:00] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[08:36:06] <snowfire> ^ 035 New inventions you didn't know existed #22 - YouTube
[08:36:09] <SirFinkus> yeah, snow is fun
[08:36:13] <crutchy> wow mcaffee wants us to trust him with all our passwords now
[08:36:42] <Runaway1956> Well, for honesty's sake, I'll point out that mcaffee no longer has anything to do with the company named after him
[08:38:20] <Runaway1956> he comes across like some dumb crack head
[08:38:39] <SirFinkus> *cokehead
[08:38:50] <SirFinkus> mcaffee is awesome
[08:39:19] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[08:39:19] <snowfire> ^ 03How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus - YouTube
[08:39:38] <SirFinkus> not super nsfw
[08:39:43] <SirFinkus> but don't watch it at work
[08:40:03] <SirFinkus> probably won't get you fired, just reprimanded
[08:40:29] <crutchy> i work in a place with self managed IT :p
[08:42:40] <SirFinkus> snorting bath salts through a silly straw
[08:42:42] <SirFinkus> classy
[08:45:51] <crutchy> "i can charge your phone with my phone"
[08:46:12] <crutchy> "i can also use the same cable... to install malware on your phone!"
[08:46:16] <Runaway1956> That's a new pickup line at the bars?
[08:46:45] <crutchy> "let's have phone sex"
[08:46:56] <Runaway1956> I've only ever used my cable to install malware in her womb.
[08:47:09] <Runaway1956> call it "bloatware"
[08:47:30] <crutchy> hmm. yeah my wife was infected by the same malware
[08:47:38] <crutchy> dammit now i know who to blame
[08:47:44] <crutchy> it wasn't my fault!
[08:48:02] <Runaway1956> Hey, now, don't blame me! I don't even know your wife's phone number!
[08:48:45] <Runaway1956> Was going to say she has a helluva pic on Facebook - which reminds me -
[08:49:14] <Runaway1956> Ever notice how many young, supposedly attractive, women have photos pasted to FB that make them look like retards?
[08:49:37] <Runaway1956> They all go for that cleavage shot, and end up looking like hatchet headed mutants
[08:50:33] <Runaway1956> Despite claims by feminists, damned near every chick on FB demands that you look down her blouse, at the cost of looking pinheaded
[08:54:04] <Runaway1956> Just go ahead and write your own multitasking multiuser os! Worked for me all the times. -- Linus Torvalds
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[10:19:29] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[10:20:24] <SirFinkus> so
[10:20:33] <SirFinkus> 2:13 in the god damn morning
[10:20:38] <SirFinkus> sister calls
[10:20:41] <SirFinkus> "pick me up"
[10:20:47] <SirFinkus> I'm counting sheep
[10:21:04] <SirFinkus> outraged
[10:21:10] <SirFinkus> too pissed to sleep
[10:21:19] <crutchy> i've had that before, except with my brother
[10:21:34] <SirFinkus> it's not like it was an emergency
[10:21:43] <SirFinkus> the bars closed, and she needed a ride
[10:21:52] <crutchy> says he's in one place. get there. he's not there. drive around and find him slumped over a guardrail a few blocks away
[10:21:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tor Browser 5.5.2 is released (Feb 12th, 2016) - http://sylnt.us - NSA-is-watching
[10:22:08] <crutchy> bring him home. he falls out of the car and sleeps under it
[10:22:14] <crutchy> i fucking leave him there lol
[10:22:15] <SirFinkus> if you're calling me at 2 am, I want fucking blood
[10:22:21] <crutchy> is she hot?
[10:22:27] <SirFinkus> god no
[10:22:31] <crutchy> bugger
[10:22:40] <SirFinkus> she managed to get to the bar, she can get home
[10:22:48] <SirFinkus> told the bitch to get a taxi
[10:23:09] * SirFinkus could go, but fuck her, srsly
[10:23:19] <SirFinkus> eating the toppings off my pizza
[10:23:21] <SirFinkus> waking me up
[10:23:28] <crutchy> if you're drunk probably not a good idea
[10:23:33] <crutchy> drunk driving is bad mkay
[10:23:40] <SirFinkus> not drunk anymore
[10:23:46] <SirFinkus> I could pick her up
[10:23:50] <crutchy> ah
[10:23:54] <SirFinkus> but she woke me up at 2:13 in the god damn morning
[10:24:02] <SirFinkus> this is not behavior that should be encouraged
[10:25:19] <SirFinkus> oh
[10:25:24] <SirFinkus> 3 THREE times
[10:25:27] <SirFinkus> she called me
[10:28:57] <crutchy> pick her up, then bitchslap her, and then drop her off at the wrong house :p
[10:29:08] <crutchy> nah just joking
[10:29:12] <SirFinkus> I should have done that
[10:29:23] <crutchy> sisters are ok. they're meant to piss us off
[10:29:27] <SirFinkus> picked her up and dropped her off further from where I picked her up
[10:30:21] <SirFinkus> going back to bed
[10:30:22] <SirFinkus> night
[10:42:19] <Gravis> SirFinkus: dropbears got her
[10:42:30] <Gravis> srsly
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[11:15:05] * Runaway1956 wonders if shiny, reflective aluminum foil helmets are a good defense against dropbears
[11:15:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:15:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2213
[11:19:29] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[11:28:39] <Runaway1956> Apparently, there is no defense against a dropbear attack.
[11:32:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is a well known fact
[11:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> being in a nuclear bunker in the US is a good deterrent though.
[11:42:52] <Runaway1956> Now I'm afraid to go outside . . .
[11:48:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> as you should be. nobody should ever go outside in OZ unless they look like either a very young Mel Gibson or a 30ish Paul Hogan.
[11:51:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf, why is exec randomly spouting funding levels?
[11:53:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Only Honest Hackathon Is All Stupid Shit and Terrible Ideas - http://sylnt.us - everybody-gets-to-have-fun
[12:03:52] <Runaway1956> http://nicole.pizza
[12:03:53] <snowfire> ^ 03soylent dick
[12:09:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe it's vidya time
[12:15:45] <Runaway1956> Heh - I just signed the wife up for text alerts from Sonic. Maybe she'll bring home a dozen $1 hotdogs.
[12:19:30] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[12:20:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, FIX YOUR BOT
[13:19:29] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[13:24:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - India v Pakistan Cricket Rivalry Boils Over Into Cyber-war - http://sylnt.us - cricket-cyber-hooligans
[14:19:29] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[14:48:22] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[14:48:27] <Bytram> !uid
[14:48:27] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6120, owned by eggsaucer
[14:55:02] <takyon> who pinged me in here
[14:55:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Underwater Archaeologists Explore the Wreck of the Erebus - http://sylnt.us - secrets-in-the-water
[14:55:59] <takyon> Cadbury's recipe has been dumbed down worldwide IIRC
[14:56:51] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480: why is exec announcing the funding not changing every few minutes?
[14:56:57] <mrcoolbp> coffee++
[14:56:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2214
[14:58:34] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:58:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2215
[15:00:31] <takyon> that was every hour tho
[15:02:25] <mrcoolbp> takyon: my point was, why is it announcing every hour if it hasn't changed? Should be "if different, then announce new $" right?
[15:03:28] <Bytram> ^^^ excellent idea; as I see it, it only changes about 1 or 2 times a week.
[15:04:33] <takyon> who made the bot do that
[15:05:00] <mrcoolbp> I'm guessing cmn32480
[15:05:19] <mrcoolbp> but not sure, there is a little discussion on it in #editorial
[15:05:27] <mrcoolbp> but my coffee hasn't kicked in
[15:06:33] <cmn32480> it s every hour.. but needs to be longer
[15:06:43] <cmn32480> like every 4 or 6 hours
[15:09:30] <cmn32480> ~restart
[15:09:32] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (44.2 kb)
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[15:09:40] <cmn32480> once per day
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[15:11:11] <takyon> never
[15:11:13] <takyon> lol
[15:15:21] <Bytram> how about upon request?
[15:15:30] <Bytram> ~funding
[15:15:34] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $516
[15:17:45] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480: maybe once/day or upon request?
[15:22:34] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[15:22:35] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently -2°F, sunny, wind NW at 17 mph, humidity 43% - Sunday sunny (-2°F:12°F), Monday mostly cloudy (26°F:29°F), Tuesday rain (38°F:53°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (29°F:46°F)
[15:22:39] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[15:22:41] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 1°F, sunny, wind NW at 16 mph, humidity 42% - Sunday sunny (-7°F:10°F), Monday mostly sunny (22°F:25°F), Tuesday rain (32°F:49°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (25°F:44°F)
[15:22:48] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[15:22:50] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently -2°F, sunny, wind W at 15 mph, humidity 51% - Sunday mostly sunny (-13°F:1°F), Monday mostly sunny (6°F:16°F), Tuesday rain and snow (35°F:43°F), Wednesday cloudy (14°F:40°F)
[15:22:55] <Bytram> ~weather mcmurdo
[15:22:57] <exec> 10McMurdo, Antarctica - currently 19°F, partly cloudy, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 40% - Monday mostly sunny (6°F:20°F), Tuesday sunny (7°F:18°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (7°F:16°F), Thursday partly cloudy (3°F:13°F)
[15:27:32] <mrcoolbp> Bytram: exec doesn't include the wind chill = P
[15:29:05] <cmn32480> mrcoolbp - that is the current setup
[15:29:21] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[15:29:24] <cmn32480> meant to change it last night and got tired
[15:29:44] <mrcoolbp> cool
[15:30:20] <Bytram|away> it's warmer at 9almost) the south pole than in the northeast us!
[15:30:23] <Bytram|away> gtg
[15:30:29] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480: actually, crutchy originally had it check every 15 minutes to see IF it changed, if so, it would post "has changed from X to Y"
[15:30:40] <mrcoolbp> Bytram|away: see you later
[15:30:45] <cmn32480> yeah
[15:31:04] <mrcoolbp> brb
[15:31:04] <cmn32480> that had been turned off for some time becaseu of the extra line in the goal chart on the site
[15:31:10] <cmn32480> exec didn't hadn't it well
[15:31:33] <cmn32480> s/hadn't/handle/
[15:31:33] <sedctl> <cmn32480> exec didn't handle it well
[15:33:13] * cmn32480 needs th coffeepot to bre faster
[15:52:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[15:52:12] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[15:53:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.hardocp.com I like peas.
[15:53:21] <MrPlow> Unable to get a description from that page
[15:53:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://techraptor.net I like peas.
[15:53:57] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[15:54:27] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[15:54:45] <cmn32480> did you know mr plow likes peas
[15:54:49] <cmn32480> ?
[15:54:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed i did
[15:55:01] <cmn32480> I got a sub in the queue that says so!
[15:55:29] <cmn32480> oh
[15:55:36] <cmn32480> and good morning TheMightyBuzzard
[15:55:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, you can now #submit someurl whatever else you want to say about the story
[15:55:39] <cmn32480> coffee++
[15:55:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2216
[15:55:58] <cmn32480> want me to delete that?
[15:56:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you, if the url has spaces in it you'll need to %20 them up
[15:56:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> already did
[15:56:35] <cmn32480> I see that
[15:56:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow does not like urls with spaces in them
[15:57:10] <cmn32480> I don't think exec does wither
[15:57:17] <cmn32480> *either
[15:57:34] <cmn32480> needs coffee by IV this morning
[15:57:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> already drank my daily pot
[15:59:31] <cmn32480> woke late.. still on first cup
[16:01:18] <mrcoolbp> I will be working a lot this week, just a heads up, it's another hell-week for me
[16:01:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun fun fun
[16:01:32] <cmn32480> I travel this week, and next
[16:01:42] <cmn32480> I feel your pain
[16:05:30] <takyon> aren't non-escaped spaces in URLs completely invalid in any context?
[16:05:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, most browsers handle them just fine
[16:06:02] <cmn32480> they should be
[16:06:17] <takyon> well they may show a space in the URL bar, but it should be %20 when copied
[16:06:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, by spec they're sposed to be but if you enter a url with spaces and there's something where you tell it to go, you'll get it.
[16:08:11] <takyon> http://www.futurity.org
[16:08:12] <snowfire> ^ 03Algorithm predicts 'Batman v. Superman' investors won't be happy - Futurity
[16:09:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's easiest to match a url with m#(http(s)://\S+)# though so i'm not making allowances for browsers that are fine with out of spec urls.
[16:11:40] <cmn32480> ~time UTC
[16:11:43] <exec> Sunday, 14 February 2016 @ 4:11 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[16:12:23] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[16:12:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, it's not due out for another 4 minutes
[16:12:50] * Bytram reads scrollback
[16:13:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, wrong channel. nevermind
[16:16:02] <cmn32480> ~time UTC
[16:16:04] <exec> Sunday, 14 February 2016 @ 4:16 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[16:17:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, you have them mismatched now [0-20)
[16:23:41] <mrcoolbp> ~funding
[16:23:44] <exec> 05*** SN funding has changed from $516 to $697
[16:23:59] <Bytram> !woop
[16:23:59] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[16:24:02] <mrcoolbp> = )
[16:24:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays
[16:24:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> that much closer to our tropical island
[16:24:50] * Bytram musta typed something strange into hexchat... my channels have been reordered.
[16:24:52] <Bytram> :(
[16:26:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What’s the Point of Theoretical Physics? - http://sylnt.us - it-helps-us-understand,-theoretically
[16:27:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> may be some slashd job to rotate polls too. dunno.
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[17:25:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf is wrong with the polls today?
[17:57:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 64-Bit iPhones and iPads Soft-Brick When Set to January 1, 1970 - http://sylnt.us - time-to-rethink-how-this-works
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[19:17:54] <SirFinkus> lol
[19:17:59] <SirFinkus> thought you were dead
[19:18:17] <Antonin_Scalia> I must be dead if I'm talking to you losers.
[19:25:41] <Antonin_Scalia> http://www.scienceworldreport.com
[19:25:42] <snowfire> ^ 03These are the Rarest Gems in the World: Go Beyond Diamonds on Valentine's Day : Nature Environment : Science World Report
[19:27:39] <Antonin_Scalia> https://www.yahoo.com
[19:27:40] <snowfire> ^ 03Russia aims to point its ICBMs at the asteroid Apophis in 2036
[19:35:52] <Runaway1956> Anthony, you Salawag - you never said much in life that interested me, what makes you think I want to hear you now?
[19:36:47] <Runaway1956> ^ scalawag
[19:49:06] <Antonin_Scalia> http://www.reuters.com
[19:49:06] <snowfire> ^ 03U.S. agencies to study safety of artificial turf fields| Reuters
[19:49:20] <Antonin_Scalia> Run along Runaway
[19:59:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - LinkedIn is Open Sourcing Their Testing Frameworks - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-lot-of-releases
[20:12:26] <SirFinkus> http://fah-web2.stanford.edu
[20:12:39] <SirFinkus> wow, that beldin65 guy came out of nowhere
[20:12:53] <SirFinkus> we're about to break 10k
[20:13:21] <snowfire> ^ 03Team 10's contributions to Folding@home ( http://fah-web2.stanford.edu )
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[20:32:43] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:32:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2217
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[21:30:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Is Finally Killing Picasa - EOL: March 15, 2016 - http://sylnt.us - my-wife-is-gonna-be-pissed
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[21:36:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Happy valentine's day!
[21:36:55] <Ethanol-fueled> I will be spending it with my **** in my hand, XHamster, and bum wines.
[21:37:07] <Ethanol-fueled> I've had decent luck with the ladies the past few years, just not today.
[21:37:21] * Ethanol-fueled is too lazy to call his fattest booty call
[21:37:36] <chromas> You just need to find some drunk chubbos
[21:37:58] <Ethanol-fueled> I could get a chubbo over here, I think, if she's not with her Black man-friend.
[21:38:25] <Ethanol-fueled> But she's really large and round and her glasses are perpetually fogged up.
[21:38:40] <Ethanol-fueled> chubbos++
[21:38:40] <Bender> karma - chubbos: 1
[21:38:42] <chromas> Go to the nearest college and find a girl looking to get an extension
[21:38:59] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, there are a lot of Black prostitutes around here.
[21:39:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Not to mention SDSU, a hotbed for herpectic little tarts
[21:39:40] <chromas> oh oops, I misread that as "hispanic little tarts"
[21:39:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Lots of those too
[21:39:47] * chromas be racis
[21:40:28] <Ethanol-fueled> There have been a lot of frat and sorority crackdowns bceause of parties wtih Blackface and terrorist themes
[21:42:55] <Ethanol-fueled> blackface++
[21:42:55] <Bender> karma - blackface: 1
[21:43:03] <Ethanol-fueled> terrorists++
[21:43:03] <Bender> karma - terrorists: 0
[21:43:21] <chromas> blackface++
[21:43:21] <Bender> karma - blackface: 2
[21:43:36] <chromas> showin' solidarity, man
[21:43:39] <Ethanol-fueled> das raciss
[21:43:53] <chromas> racism++
[21:43:53] <Bender> karma - racism: 3
[21:44:45] <Ethanol-fueled> So who here wants to see Russia stomp Turkey's guts out?
[21:44:50] * Ethanol-fueled raises hand
[21:45:12] * chromas doesn't remember which cuntries are doing what
[21:45:58] <nick> all you need to know is, 'coalition forces' mean the good guys
[21:46:24] <Ethanol-fueled> The Turkroaches want to destroy the kurds, who are fighting ISIS. The Anglosphere wants to remove Assad and implement "regime change" for oil, or a pipeline, or Greater Israel, or something
[21:46:50] <nick> the same country could be referred to separately, and they might be enemies in that context
[21:46:56] <Ethanol-fueled> What I'd like to see is Russia stomping Turkey and the Arabian peninsula into dust.
[21:47:38] <nick> it's likely it will get turned to dust, it's unlikely russia will be the only one to do it
[21:47:40] <Ethanol-fueled> And the meddlesome Americans and Europeans to mind their own business and not dick around in the Middle East
[21:47:52] <nick> currently other countries have a claim to the most productive in that area
[21:47:53] <Ethanol-fueled> nick, who else would do it? Iran and the Kurds?
[21:48:23] <nick> NATO is working fairly hard on it
[21:48:52] <chromas> All the big countries should get together and stomp out all the little ones and take over
[21:48:55] <nick> might not be killing many people, compared to previous efforts in Afghanistan and iraq but they sure are blowing a lot of shit up
[21:49:01] <chromas> Manifest Destiny II: The Kickening
[21:50:01] <nick> think thats happening, but some countries perhaps don't know their size and think they're one of the big boys
[21:50:12] <nick> turkey and saudi as examples
[21:50:25] <Ethanol-fueled> agreed, nick
[21:50:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Those bastards have big mouths
[21:52:13] <Antonin_Scalia> burp
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[21:52:33] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup scalia.
[21:52:43] <Ethanol-fueled> I've always been a big fan
[21:53:05] <Antonin_Scalia> well I'm taking a break
[21:55:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Anybody who is paid to be an asshole is in a position most enviable
[21:56:30] <nick> pretty sure everyone can get paid at least for being an asshole if not directly to be one
[21:57:06] <Ethanol-fueled> You guys heard about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz? That's pretty fucked up man.
[21:57:17] * Ethanol-fueled has been slamming her here before it was cool to do so.
[21:58:52] <Ethanol-fueled> https://i.ytimg.com
[21:58:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Debbie Wattoman-Schultz
[22:01:17] <nick> http://www.aim.org
[22:01:18] <snowfire> ^ 03DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz Struggles to Explain Why Nominating Process Isn’t Rigged Against Sanders [Video]
[22:01:38] <Antonin_Scalia> https://img.washingtonpost.com
[22:02:16] <Ethanol-fueled> on the Democrat side I would have voted for Webb.
[22:02:38] <Ethanol-fueled> But I like Bernie's populism. I don't like his typical "open the floodgates" libtardism.
[22:03:44] <Antonin_Scalia> after reading about the Donner party, I feel like we should open the floodgates
[22:04:48] <Ethanol-fueled> http://lh4.ggpht.com
[22:04:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Dat butt doe
[22:05:04] <nick> seems a shame that webb stopped running
[22:05:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, Webb was too good for politics.
[22:05:41] <Antonin_Scalia> Chafee was the only real anti-surveillance candidate
[22:09:43] <nick> wonder if there really was an 'anti-surveillance' candidate/president that could make a difference
[22:10:36] <_NSAKEY> Wow. I just made the mistake of reading the comments in the tor browser discussion. Where do these idiots come from?
[22:12:30] <nick> another example of everyone missing any valid discussion that could be had
[22:13:10] * Ethanol-fueled scross down SN mainpage
[22:13:16] <_NSAKEY> There were like, 2 replies worth reading, and one of those was in response to the stupid people.
[22:13:29] <Ethanol-fueled> "The Only Honest Hackathon Is All Stupid Shit and Terrible Ideas"
[22:13:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah, WHAT?!
[22:14:45] <Ethanol-fueled> _NSAKEY, it seems the discussion has been invaded by shitposters.
[22:15:14] <_NSAKEY> Ethanol-fueled: I actually got a headache from reading that discussion.
[22:15:31] <_NSAKEY> I wasn't joking about that in the reply I made.
[22:16:21] <Ethanol-fueled> https://soylentnews.org
[22:16:22] <snowfire> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:0, Flamebait)
[22:16:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahahah
[22:16:55] <_NSAKEY> Yeah, because bashing the Jews was exactly what that discussion needed.
[22:18:09] <Ethanol-fueled> It is kind of a shame that the potential in the discussion was squandered. So much opportunity for liberty, civil rights
[22:18:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Was it Friday night in Australia when that article was posted?
[22:18:57] <_NSAKEY> Yeah, and instead we got all-caps "TOR" rants with a sprinkling of anti-semitism.
[22:19:25] <_NSAKEY> Pro tip: Anyone who uses "TOR" is probably a government employee of some sort.
[22:19:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I know how you feel. Have you been to /sci/ lately?
[22:20:04] <_NSAKEY> Nobody involved in the project has stylized it that way since shortly after the code was released to the public.
[22:20:14] <_NSAKEY> I don't do chans. Too much stupid involved.
[22:20:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Not until now, _NSAKEY
[22:20:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, ToR is also helpful with populist revolts
[22:21:36] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm amused at the "Twitter needs more people to tweet" article, right after Twitter brought in its own ministry of truth.
[22:21:57] <_NSAKEY> Yeah, Twitter is another mess of stupid.
[22:22:14] <_NSAKEY> It's good for keeping up with breaking news and infosec types, but that's about it.
[22:22:15] <Ethanol-fueled> having an online presence tied to your real-life identity is stupid.
[22:22:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Even the benign linkedin - suppose your spouse has a psycho ex who googles your name and now knows where you work. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
[22:22:58] <Antonin_Scalia> having a real life presence is stupid
[22:23:05] <Antonin_Scalia> I have transcended the bounds of mortality
[22:23:23] <nick> Antonin_Scalia++
[22:23:23] <Bender> karma - antonin_scalia: 1
[22:23:35] <_NSAKEY> Ethanol-fueled: I ran into a similar problem semi-recently, with LinkedIn.
[22:23:37] <Antonin_Scalia> that's not very nice
[22:23:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Or people who become crucified for having conservative viewpoints outside of work, are then bullied out of their jobs.
[22:23:58] <_NSAKEY> Someone was e-stalking a family member, and they found out about it because that person visited their LinkedIn profile while logged in.
[22:24:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Sucks, _NSAKEY
[22:24:28] <_NSAKEY> There's a LOT more to that story that I'm not going to type out, especially in a logged public channel...
[22:24:46] <_NSAKEY> ... But once we figured out what was going on, that person's day got wrecked.
[22:25:46] <Ethanol-fueled> ...and that's why it's a bad idea. Maybe when you're some big-shot CEO and having an online presence is a matter of fiduciary duty to your shareholders. But not a second before then.
[22:25:58] <Antonin_Scalia> wrecked how
[22:26:05] * Ethanol-fueled learned all those lessons back in the MySpace days
[22:26:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Scalia, likely at the bare minimum a restraining order. Maybe jail time if there were threats.
[22:27:05] <_NSAKEY> Antonin_Scalia: It involved the system you used to be a part of in your former life.
[22:27:11] <_NSAKEY> No, nothing like that.
[22:27:36] <_NSAKEY> I had information that got a 7 figure lawsuit tossed.
[22:27:48] <_NSAKEY> As a result, they sold their business and are no longer a problem...
[22:27:54] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah, nice.
[22:28:16] <_NSAKEY> ... But I still bought the domain that they let expire, and will air their dirty laundry via that domain if they ever pop up on my radar again.
[22:28:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha, nice.
[22:28:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Gotta fight, man. When shit gets ugly you gotta hold your own.
[22:29:02] <_NSAKEY> As it turns out, your corporation has no business filing lawsuits if it's been administratively dissolved beforehand.
[22:29:33] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaha
[22:29:39] <_NSAKEY> I decided to show them what e-stalking really was, and found that not only had their domain lapsed some months ago, but that they let their corporation lapse.
[22:30:14] <_NSAKEY> Like, I got 10 minutes into digging into their lives and found the achilles heel.
[22:31:16] <_NSAKEY> There was a ton of underhanded shit involved too, which I made sure that they knew that I know.
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[22:50:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah, AWW< YISS
[22:50:38] <Ethanol-fueled> !yo laDarious is back in the house, word to your mother!
[22:50:38] <LaDarius> laDarious be back in 'da house, word ta your mother!
[22:51:12] <LaDarius> You juss arrestin' me cuz I BLACK! PO-LICE brutality! Ow!
[22:52:12] <LaDarius> Justice for TRAYVON!
[22:53:12] <LaDarius> That's a pretty nice purse you got there, missy --*CLICK*-- and iss mine now!
[22:54:12] <LaDarius> *PfffffffHAAAAAAAW!* Schlimma-Schlamma Ding-dong DIZZY!
[22:55:12] <LaDarius> The fucc you starin' at, White boy?
[22:56:12] <LaDarius> Hoad up a sec 'n' lemme puff onnis fat blizzie.
[22:57:12] <LaDarius> Man, y'all White boys pissin me da fucc off!
[22:57:44] <Ethanol-fueled> You've robbed me for the last time, LaDarious!
[22:57:48] <Ethanol-fueled> *BANG BANG!*
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[23:01:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Your Brain May Be What Interests That Guy Checking You Out - http://sylnt.us - she's-got-brains-(and-she-knows-how-to-use-them)
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[23:32:31] <Runaway1956> She's got brains, and I know how to eat them! - zombie apocalypse