#Soylent | Logs for 2016-03-12

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[00:16:35] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $697
[00:19:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:19:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2343
[00:21:09] <crutchy> yo dog
[00:21:17] <crutchy> s/o/aw/
[00:21:19] <exec> <crutchy> yaw dog
[00:21:23] <crutchy> :|
[00:21:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup dag
[00:22:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> how ya like that, appropriated at least two cultures in seven characters
[00:22:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably counts as more with as many cultures as make up pikeys.
[00:31:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Basque Country Promotes FOSS — Open Source Sector Nearly Doubled in 2015 - http://sylnt.us - what-ESLE-did-you-expect?
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[02:02:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Dragonslayer: An Interview with FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler - http://sylnt.us - wheeler-dealer
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[02:24:29] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v takyon_] by Aphrodite
[02:24:40] <takyon_> hey
[02:24:53] <takyon_> any california residents in here?
[02:26:35] <takyon_> nice california story at 11:11 PM pacific time
[02:39:13] <SirFinkus> chicago burning yet?
[02:42:01] <takyon_> idk
[02:42:10] <takyon_> just heard Trump cancelled a rally there, what's up
[02:42:35] <SirFinkus> riot shit apparently
[02:42:57] <SirFinkus> "violent scuffles"
[02:48:36] <takyon_> good
[02:59:32] <crutchy> riots in chicago?
[02:59:40] <crutchy> hmm. is that even newsworthy?
[03:00:22] <takyon_> the news will report on a dog's reaction to trump
[03:00:38] <crutchy> i guess so
[03:00:43] <takyon_> http://www.nydailynews.com
[03:01:06] <takyon_> turn the bot on!
[03:01:25] <crutchy> don't even know what the bot's called lately :p
[03:01:44] <crutchy> oh
[03:01:47] <crutchy> maybe its not here
[03:02:08] <takyon_> "the bot"
[03:02:09] <crutchy> Sprinkles
[03:02:12] <takyon_> there are several
[03:02:15] <takyon_> and they want us dead
[03:02:22] <takyon_> don't play Go with them
[03:02:25] <crutchy> =titles on
[03:02:33] <takyon_> ~titles on
[03:02:34] <crutchy> hmm
[03:02:40] <crutchy> chromas, ?
[03:02:43] <takyon_> ~tits
[03:02:51] <crutchy> ~openthepodbaydoors
[03:02:52] <exec> "To hate man and worship god seems to be the sum of all the creeds."
[03:02:52] <exec> [Robert G. Ingersoll, "Some Mistakes of Moses" 1879]
[03:03:01] <crutchy> i don't get it
[03:03:12] <crutchy> ~confuchsius
[03:03:21] <crutchy> think i spelt that rong
[03:03:42] <crutchy> ~confucius
[03:03:44] <exec> Obsolete: Any computer you own.
[03:03:49] <crutchy> ~confucius
[03:03:51] <exec> Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.
[03:03:56] <takyon_> ~confucius
[03:03:57] <exec> Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.
[03:04:05] <crutchy> :|
[03:04:06] <crutchy> ~confucius
[03:04:09] <exec> Obsolete: Any computer you own.
[03:04:11] <crutchy> ~confucius
[03:04:14] <exec> Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.
[03:04:18] <crutchy> wtf
[03:04:22] <crutchy> oh well
[03:05:07] <crutchy> confucius say... if crutchy's bot borks, nobody will be surprised
[03:06:10] <takyon_> ~titles
[03:06:16] <takyon_> ~title
[03:06:29] <takyon_> ~help
[03:06:30] <exec> http://sylnt.us
[03:06:47] <takyon_> ~title on
[03:06:49] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[03:06:56] <takyon_> yay
[03:07:06] <takyon_> i won, I subjugated the bot
[03:07:26] <takyon_> http://www.nydailynews.com
[03:08:00] * Runaway1956 watches bot sneaking up behind takyon while juggling a hatchet and some knives
[03:08:14] <takyon_> http://www.chicagotribune.com
[03:08:15] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Trump cancels Chicago rally amid security concerns - Chicago Tribune
[03:08:18] <exec> └─ 13Trump cancels Chicago rally amid security concerns - Chicago Tribune
[03:08:26] <takyon_> -__________-
[03:08:33] <takyon_> ~title off
[03:08:34] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[03:11:14] <Runaway1956> One little girl sported an anti-Trump sign with a pun: "We shall overcomb."
[03:12:59] <takyon_> true story
[03:13:36] <Runaway1956> If I had a dog that looked like Trump, I'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backward
[03:13:56] <Runaway1956> Of course, if I had a dog that looked like Hillary, I'd just shoot it.
[03:14:06] <takyon_> what about Bernie
[03:14:56] <Runaway1956> Ehhhh - I guess Bernie looks human enough. A dog that looked like Bernie would just be another ugly dog.
[03:18:53] <takyon_> IF the dog looked like Cruz, it would kill you in your sleep
[03:19:08] <crutchy> bernie is like one of those dogs that you just feel sad for cos its so close to dying
[03:19:27] <Runaway1956> Hmmmm - if you dream of dogs that look like Cruz, you probably need to die
[03:20:04] <Runaway1956> I'm about tired of Cruz anyway - he's like a fucking liberal
[03:20:11] <Runaway1956> flooding my mail box with requests for money
[03:21:52] <takyon_> https://www.washingtonpost.com
[03:21:58] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Will Donald Trump reverse course and seek donations for his 2016 bid? - The Washington Post
[03:22:27] <Runaway1956> O'bummer talking out his ass again - http://www.bloomberg.com
[03:22:27] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Government Can't Let Smartphones Be `Black Boxes,' Obama Says - Bloomberg Politics
[03:22:41] * Runaway1956 wants a colorless, invisible phone
[03:23:07] <takyon_> ugh @ that whole exchange at SXSW
[03:23:31] <takyon_> he said something about both sides shouldn't have extremist views
[03:23:53] <takyon_> implying that having unbreakable encryption that makes a warrant useless is "extreme"
[03:23:59] <takyon_> fuck you, Obama
[03:24:09] <SirFinkus> fuck obama
[03:24:21] <Runaway1956> Well, I may be an extremist - the constitution is full of crap meant to protect us from government, nothing that protects government from us, the people.
[03:29:32] <SirFinkus> DISSIDENT
[03:31:39] <juggs> Sounds like a pretty irrelevant point... much along the lines of the "if you outlaw guns only criminals will have guns" or something of that ilk. The "bad extremists" will already be aware that all data transiting the majority of major fibre backbones is snarfed in some way by the 5/6 eyes for analysis and will be using somewhat esoteric means to camouflage their comms. It may have some weight as an argument in the UK where you can be locked up sim
[03:31:39] <juggs> ply for failing to provide a password or decryption key when asked for it. But in the US? I really don't see how that kind of measure would ever pass into law unless there was some fucking zombie apocalypse entertaining the constitution, gun loving types :D
[03:31:54] <takyon_> DISSISCENT: A NEW FRAGRANCE FOR ACTIVISTS
[03:32:27] <takyon_> IT SMELLS LIKE SWEAT AND GRIT
[03:32:32] <juggs> DESICCANT: Stay dry for days, for men... in sweaty places!
[03:33:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Make Plastic from CO2 and Plants - http://sylnt.us - green-plastic
[03:34:35] <Runaway1956> I hate my ISP - "GMail couldn't load some features because your ISP sucks pus-filled donkey balls"
[03:34:52] <takyon_> diid you have to go into basic html mode?
[03:35:40] <Runaway1956> Almost - my Google phone is turned off, hangouts is borked,
[03:36:00] <Runaway1956> There have been a few times that I have only been able to load basic HTML
[03:36:18] <juggs> Another reason not to use GMail?
[03:36:51] <Runaway1956> A better reason to change ISP's but that ain't happening when the ISP has a monopoly
[03:37:24] <juggs> Now ~that~ does suck donkey balls
[03:38:11] <Runaway1956> I shouldn't bitch though - just a few years ago, the only choice was dial-up
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[03:38:29] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v nick] by Aphrodite
[03:38:32] <Runaway1956> today, I can *sometimes* download stuff at a whopping 200k
[03:38:47] <juggs> Did you do The Timewarp between then and now Runway1?
[03:39:01] <Runaway1956> Timewarp?
[03:39:11] <cmn32480> again?
[03:39:29] <juggs> I don't know why, I always want to call you Runway1 for some reason..... please forgive my foibles
[03:39:35] * Runaway1956 has to get ready for work - - - - - -
[03:39:36] <cmn32480> and on that note...
[03:39:41] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:39:43] * exec illegitimately postulates a goblet of webscale towards #soylent
[03:39:45] <takyon_> m8
[03:40:14] <cmn32480> this week has been a complete clusterfuck
[03:40:24] <juggs> Runaway1956, Rocky Horror Show - Tiimewarp... google it....
[03:40:25] <cmn32480> I'll start editing again tomorrow. sorry for the delay
[03:40:37] <juggs> no worries cmn32480
[03:40:39] <cmn32480> juggs... you forgot to change your name again
[03:40:49] <juggs> aww tits...
[03:40:51] <juggs> teehee
[03:41:01] juggs is now known as Deucalion
[03:41:11] * cmn32480 jiggles over to tell juggs.. somethign... and then he was gone
[03:41:33] <takyon_> gnight cmn
[03:42:01] <cmn32480> ~gnight takyon_
[03:42:03] * exec clumsily writes a fanfic featuring my butt of pressed ham about takyon_
[03:42:14] <cmn32480> ew
[03:42:17] <cmn32480> just ew
[03:43:01] <takyon_> more like
[03:43:02] <takyon_> trew
[03:43:31] <cmn32480> ~rps r
[03:43:33] <exec> scored a loss - rank for cmn32480: 3 - http://ix.io
[03:44:00] <takyon_> ~rps p
[03:44:02] <exec> scored a win - rank for takyon: 2 - http://ix.io
[03:44:39] <Deucalion> fucaming link shortening thingamies... this isn't Twitter /ragequit
[03:45:05] * takyon_ ki.ck Deucalion
[03:45:43] <Deucalion> damn kids and their new fangled inventions.... always meddling... in my day /me says some irrelevant stuff
[03:46:31] <takyon_> once upon a time
[03:46:33] <takyon_> I was sober
[03:46:35] <takyon_> the end
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[03:50:05] <Deucalion> Even today, I had to hold my head in my hands as I saw (I think) 2 ElReg comment threads dissolve into the tiresome cliche of people regale nobody with any interest on how fast their first modem was, or what their exact processor lineage was since the year dot. AHA - now those would be two rules I cold actually support posting to SN... don't fucking do that!!!!
[03:51:38] <nick> Deucalion: bad nerd.
[03:51:44] <Runaway1956> Pants - boots - thermos - hanky - wallet - wait, wut?
[03:51:52] <Runaway1956> Has anyone seen where I left my ass?
[03:52:27] <Gravis> Runaway1956: congratulations on concluding exactly what i told you to start with.
[03:52:49] <Runaway1956> Don't have time to look for my ass, if anyone sees it, just lay it up on my desk
[03:52:53] <takyon_> Gravass
[03:54:03] <Gravis> <Gravis> the clock will remain the same, the transfer speed would be decreased
[03:54:03] <Gravis> <Runaway1956> The difference of a few FPS means that the x8 slot isn't reducing clocks, it only reduces bus speeds - I think
[03:55:43] <takyon_> I want my next laptop to have a 4K screen
[03:55:50] <takyon_> I'll accept nothing less
[03:56:46] <Gravis> takyon_: sorry, nobody is making 4K screens anymore, only 8K. guess you can't get a laptop now.
[03:57:05] <takyon_> "nothing less"
[03:57:31] <takyon_> I guess I'll settle for 16K *sniff*
[03:58:14] <Deucalion> GAHH!!!! In 30 years, these same discussions will be happening.... "can you imagine, when I started, I had just an i7-6550K with 64GB or RAM and even that need liquid cooling to work at a respectable speed.... and since then I went through ~screen goes wibbly~ i9, i11, integral1, integralmomma2, behemoth... yada yada... and now... hey wait is anyone still awake out there..." - the discussions remain the same only some variables are changed.
[03:58:29] <Gravis> takyon_: haven't you heard, more is less and less is more
[03:59:34] <Gravis> takyon_: maybe we could get you a low res display
[03:59:39] <takyon_> when I was a tot I only had 1 terabytes of ram
[03:59:56] <takyon_> I already have two 1366x768 displays
[04:00:02] <nick> 1TB of ram ought to be enough for anybody
[04:01:45] <Deucalion> Ohh.... rule #3... paragraph warriors... make a point in one paragraph, it will be answered in 2 paragraphs, the 2 paragraph answer is replied to with a 4 paragraph reply that mostly repeats what the 1 paragraph guy said but says it 4 times ad infinitum until people get sick of scrolling the comments section and move onto the next story because it's just too fucking painful. Rule #3 - Don't be the paragraph multiplier guy. Just don't. The wor
[04:01:45] <Deucalion> ld will thank you.
[04:01:51] <nick> although one thing we probably will have that younger generations wont... we had computers before the internet or even networking cards came as standard
[04:02:26] <takyon_> at least they use paragraphx
[04:02:31] <crutchy> when i was a tot we didn't have any computers
[04:02:33] <takyon_> don't be block o text guy
[04:02:40] <crutchy> well i guess some people did
[04:02:43] <crutchy> in 1982
[04:03:18] * crutchy starts up his proverbial lawnmower
[04:03:24] <nick> im young enough that i got to use the internet at school, on the class computer, for half an hour once a term or so, when it was my turn.
[04:03:41] <crutchy> ooh you must be older than me
[04:03:45] <crutchy> you old fart :p
[04:04:16] <nick> i dont know how age works down under, so maybe?
[04:04:31] <crutchy> i had access to the internet in late high school
[04:05:33] <nick> by the time i got to high-school, it was much more available, but then i didn't really go to school at that point
[04:05:42] <crutchy> when i started high school we had ibm jx's. you put ms dos disk in one drive and word in the other. then when you wanted to save your document you swapped the word disk for your personal disk
[04:05:53] <nick> and when i did, got in trouble for poking around the school network.
[04:06:20] <crutchy> actually i think when i started highschool there were also macs, but they were for the higher grades
[04:06:38] <crutchy> must've been pretty expensive back then
[04:07:46] <nick> before win95, mac's seemed to be a lot more common
[04:07:49] * crutchy feels sorry for generations that have never had the privelige of enjoying a commodore 64
[04:08:19] <nick> a mac was my parents first home computer, it was all i knew for a while
[04:09:29] <takyon_> I remember when using the Internet was a pain because Netscape and IE both sucked
[04:09:33] <takyon_> and I remember Firefox 1
[04:09:57] <nick> the kids of today wont have the joys of learning computers like we did
[04:11:08] <nick> and that 'we did' can be quite a wide demographic really, i'm guessing people born in the 90's wont ever get that exposure to what computers used to be like
[04:11:52] <nick> while i was born in the late 80's, lots of much older computer hardware was still heavily in use when i was first using computers in the 90's
[04:12:49] <takyon_> I remember that Oregon Trail
[04:14:16] <nick> and then they made the computer game inspired by your adventure?
[04:16:15] <Gravis> takyon_: firefox 1? pff... i remember using phoenix
[04:16:50] <takyon_> :<
[04:18:13] <chromas> back when opera was teh s hit
[04:19:07] <takyon_> I hope Vivaldi works out'
[04:19:16] <takyon_> but then again, it's just another Chrome skin
[04:19:30] <Gravis> it pretty much went down like this: http://theseblog.free.fr
[04:23:04] <Gravis> the problem with chome's V8 engine is that it worked too well. it made it so that any asshole advertiser could run their damn code on your machine without issues.
[04:24:12] <takyon_> What is uMatrix, Trebek?
[04:24:30] <Gravis> it's uBlock on crack
[04:25:13] <takyon_> I'm running that and privacy badger
[04:25:16] <takyon_> ads beg to run
[04:25:32] <takyon_> or at least, I assume they do
[04:27:04] <Gravis> indeed. there needs to be a hackwork js extension that downloads only the js you need so that nothing that isn't critical doesn't run
[04:27:40] <takyon_> doesn't seem likely
[04:27:50] <takyon_> i'm thinking about the logistics of that
[04:28:11] <Gravis> takyon_: i know... it would have to be a serious effort
[04:28:53] <takyon_> like someone actually whitelists the functions needed to load Forbes or whatever, and discards the ads and tracking
[04:29:02] <Gravis> fuck forbes
[04:29:12] <takyon_> ~define example
[04:29:14] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Example: A Fulham rapper, rusher makes his beats.. famous songs such as "you cant rap" and "i don't want to".
[04:30:24] <Gravis> takyon_: i was thinking, more of something that would completely exclude js listed by the site and effectively have a cdn for minimal js for sites
[04:30:47] <Gravis> takyon_: effectively, userscripts for every site
[04:31:53] <takyon_> i like it, but I expect sites will make it so that content doesn't load at all if the ad doesn't
[04:32:37] <Gravis> takyon_: sure... but you can't win 'em all
[04:33:08] <Gravis> it's like flash. i uninstalled it and just about everything works but some assholes still insist on requiring it
[04:33:10] <takyon_> tell that to Original_Owner
[04:33:23] <Gravis> takyon_: fuck that douche
[04:33:26] <Gravis> ~define douche
[04:33:28] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03douche: a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
[04:33:34] <takyon_> wtf is happening to my screen
[04:34:01] <takyon_> my soylentnews chat is cycling rainbow colors
[04:34:26] <Gravis> pff... you have colors enabled?
[04:34:36] <Gravis> noob IRC move
[04:35:06] <takyon_> this shit is cray
[04:35:28] <SirFinkus> takyon_ the acid just kick in?
[04:35:55] <takyon_> I wish
[04:36:16] * nick throws takyon_ in the direction of #editorial
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[04:37:52] <SoyCow3047> I hear there are crazy colors going on
[04:39:16] <SirFinkus> the shocking news: takyon_ uses a web client
[04:39:25] <SirFinkus> like a RUBE
[04:39:44] <takyon_> actually I use both clients
[04:39:45] * SirFinkus points AND laughs
[04:39:58] <takyon_> use hexchat on on computer, and web client on another
[04:39:59] <Gravis> takyon_: so, i've heard you've gone full cubic
[04:40:01] <takyon_> hence the underscore
[04:40:27] <takyon_> yeah this is just crazy right here
[04:40:39] <takyon_> i pressed some key and this crazty shit happened
[04:41:03] <SirFinkus> would you characterize it as K-K-KRAZAY!
[04:41:06] <takyon_> it's like a commercial for acid up in this chat
[04:41:40] <SirFinkus> like the glue
[04:42:42] <takyon_> the glue my life needs to hold it together
[04:53:36] <takyon_> it's still doingit
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[05:01:05] <takyon_> this is too much, im outta here
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[05:02:02] <Deucalion> I have to see this
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[05:03:28] <Deucalion> OK - the nick list is somewhat pretty..... colourwise
[05:05:34] <Deucalion> 12 Blahhhhh
[05:06:02] <Deucalion> 13 Blahhhhh
[05:06:54] <Deucalion> 8,4 Blahhhhh
[05:07:01] <Deucalion> Oh my eyes
[05:16:01] <Deucalion> Meh, I don't see anyone regularly abusing colour codes - it's just the webchat that likes to pretty up the nicks with whole gamut - more fool they that use webchat :P
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[05:23:55] <JamesNZ> ~rainbow Abuse all the codes!
[05:23:57] <exec> 00,12A00,02b00,06u00,04s00,07e00,08 00,09a00,12l00,02l00,06 00,04t00,07h00,08e00,09 00,12c00,02o00,06d00,04e00,07s00,08!
[05:34:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft's Open Source Distractions - http://sylnt.us - enemy-within
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[06:02:07] <crutchy> ~rps rrpspr
[06:02:09] <exec> additional sequence trimmed to: r
[06:02:09] <exec> currently @ highest turn - rank for crutchy: 4 - http://ix.io
[06:05:02] <crutchy> seems to be a bug in the rps script :(
[06:07:27] <crutchy> hmm. maybe not
[06:08:07] <crutchy> seems odd that playing one turn would yield 2 wins, but i guess you're playing against multiple opponents
[06:31:47] <chromas> "Adobe released a new version of Flash Player that patches 18 vulnerabilities, all of which can result in remote code execution attacks."
[06:32:11] <chromas> I wonder what their record vulnerabilities-per-patch is
[06:32:37] <chromas> At that rate, it seems like they'd run out of bugs some time
[06:35:16] <crutchy> all those vulnerabilities were probably introduced in the last patch
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[07:36:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - California to Permit Assisted Suicide Starting June 9th, Could Raise Smoking Age to 21 - http://sylnt.us - suicide-by-hotbox
[08:06:35] <chromas> from the you-can-kill-yourself-when-you're-old-enough dept
[08:36:59] * Subsentient rips a juicy wet one in chromas ' face
[08:40:28] * chromas detects a hint of cinnamon
[09:37:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Blizzard Releases an Update for Diablo II... 16 Years After its Release - http://sylnt.us - hack-n-slash-hack-prevention
[09:48:40] <crutchy> wat?
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[09:52:07] <chromas> I haven't checked in a couple years, but d2's had several updates since d3
[09:54:06] <chromas> d2++
[09:54:06] <Bender> karma - d2: 1
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[10:07:59] <crutchy> ~submit https://sci-hub.io
[10:08:28] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[10:32:59] <chromas> Looks like I upgraded postgres and it needs data migration
[10:33:09] <chromas> but I've still got quassel running
[10:33:13] * chromas lives dangerously
[11:00:14] <crutchy> ~macro ~g -
[11:00:15] <exec> 02 *** error: macro with trigger that is the same as existing alias is not permitted
[11:11:36] <crutchy> ~g fart
[11:11:38] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[11:11:39] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[11:12:32] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 can't find anything in the google script that would return 2 results. only thing i can think of is maybe an old macro that duplicates the alias (added before the alias check was added)
[11:12:34] <exec> message saved
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[11:31:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:31:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2344
[11:33:05] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:33:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2345
[11:34:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> doing okay dodging drop bears this weekend?
[11:34:46] <crutchy> low key
[11:35:01] <crutchy> work is crazy
[11:35:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats layoffs
[11:35:36] <crutchy> i can handle a bit of crazy, but its been crazy for weeks now
[11:35:43] <crutchy> true
[11:36:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit man, you should be able to handle plenty of crazy. you're married.
[11:36:19] <crutchy> lol
[11:36:35] <crutchy> probably the only reason why i'm ok
[11:37:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> wifey has a complimentary crazy to your own then?
[11:37:24] <lopple> foul slut-given tastes like, faggot adorable
[11:37:27] <crutchy> gotta verify 3 pressure vessels on monday (public holiday). took me 2 days to one last week
[11:37:49] <crutchy> might be a bit easier if the phone leaves me alone
[11:37:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh that should be fun
[11:38:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> just tell em your rush the miracle worker you get lousy miracles
[11:39:08] <crutchy> i might be able to push out 2
[11:39:20] <crutchy> if i get in a good groove
[11:39:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Your "V" Hand Gesture Could be Used to Identify You - http://sylnt.us - up-yours
[11:39:34] <crutchy> 3 is just pushing shit uphill
[11:40:28] <crutchy> wait a minute... it's saturday night
[11:40:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[11:40:43] <crutchy> i should be drinking red wine, not coffee
[11:40:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a difficult call
[11:41:05] <chromas> red wine? getting a little carried away there, crutch
[11:41:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> both have their merits
[11:41:11] * crutchy tips out remainder of his cold coffee and busts open a new bottle of red
[11:43:27] <crutchy> got 3 bottles left before i gotta go get another case
[11:44:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i only got like 5 left before i gotta start drinking cider
[11:44:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should make some more when i get back from OK
[11:46:29] * TheMightyBuzzard totally cheats in C partial string copying
[11:48:02] * crutchy is adding alias permissions checking for internal macros
[11:48:23] * crutchy wonders if there are any existing macros that have permissions that currently aren't checked
[11:49:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd have fun finding out but i'm busy writing ghetto regex replacements in C
[12:04:28] <lopple> someone in my immediate vicinity has become a bootynude
[12:05:14] <crutchy> lol funny bot is funny
[12:05:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> lopple, you need to go to ##.
[12:06:08] <crutchy> or #
[12:06:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> and either stfu or gtfo of #soylent
[12:06:28] <crutchy> # is the batcave of awesomesauce
[12:06:57] <crutchy> <ciri> chromas: God, i'm gonna inflict butt force tama.
[12:06:59] <crutchy> lol
[12:09:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm. getting a segfault when i move the null terminator from the end of a string to the middle. guess you can't do that.
[12:17:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas okay, i can do it with a handy-dandy memcpy and some pointer math.
[12:25:24] <crutchy> pascal strings are much friendlier
[12:25:56] <crutchy> it can do pchars and untyped pointers too, but yeah why :p
[12:27:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. perl you just use a regex and go "la la la" over to the coffee machine while everyone else is still busy typing up their pascal and C.
[12:27:07] <chromas> for compatibility with null-terminated barbarians :D
[12:30:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, three different regexs ported over to C. only took 94 lines to do.
[12:31:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thing they were very simple ones.
[12:31:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:31:37] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 33
[12:31:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:31:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2346
[12:31:56] <chromas> I'm sure you could find a lightweight regex lib
[12:32:25] <chromas> maybe nc already made one :)
[12:45:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nc could prolly write them in three lines of C when it took six of perl.
[12:46:30] <crutchy> isn't regex for inferior higher level languages? i thought in C you could just use the poof() function
[12:47:12] <crutchy> dammit i added a + account string operator but i have nfi what it means
[12:47:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, in C you have to sacrifice a wombat and write thirty lines of double pointer logic if you want to simulate a wildcard.
[12:47:52] * crutchy swears at the bozo that wrote this bot
[12:48:23] <crutchy> ergh. sacrificing wombats is hard. you gotta run them over with a truck
[12:48:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> and import em from OZ
[12:51:55] <crutchy> dammit. found it, but its not in the autentication function. its in the is_admin_alias function :|
[12:52:53] <crutchy> hmm. i don't think scripts can access a list of admin accounts
[12:54:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun fun
[12:55:13] <crutchy> tinkering++
[12:55:13] <Bender> karma - tinkering: 2
[13:02:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy: s/tinkering/breakingshit/
[13:02:17] <exec> <TheMightyBuzzard> <crutchy> breakingshit++
[13:04:01] <crutchy> think i might have found an easier way to do what i'm trying to do
[13:04:15] <crutchy> let the bot work out the authentications shit
[13:07:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, my admin shit is basically if( strcmp(nickhost, adnickhost) == 0) {return 1;}\n return 0;
[13:08:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> no array of admins, just a hardcoded string.
[13:08:31] <crutchy> need moar complimicated
[13:08:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> got plenty of that trying to do submissions.
[13:10:41] <crutchy> hmm. bot doesn't handle internal commands very well. pretty much loses nick in process
[13:10:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yick
[13:11:21] * crutchy wonders what would break if he changed that
[13:11:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, without a twitter client running on my right-hand monitor, i feel kinda naked.
[13:11:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should throw up some more conky shit.
[13:12:01] <crutchy> i got geany running on middle monitor and a couple of hexchat windows on left and right
[13:13:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, i can't remember how to set my wallpaper
[13:13:54] <crutchy> xfce?
[13:15:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> openbox
[13:15:12] <crutchy> ah
[13:15:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> lxde if you wanna be specific
[13:16:57] -!- nick has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[13:20:27] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[13:21:46] * crutchy might add a directive to allow fully defined internal commands
[13:22:39] <crutchy> hmm. actually if i use ':' as a directive i shouldn't have to change much
[13:26:54] <chromas> people see their wallpapers?
[13:27:06] <crutchy> heh. i don't much
[13:27:13] <crutchy> mine's solid blue
[13:27:15] <chromas> I thought that was just for amusement after update reboots
[13:27:36] <crutchy> i change it for a bit occasionally
[13:27:59] <crutchy> yay i think that little change (hopefully) shouldn't break shit
[13:28:48] <crutchy> now to push to github and wait till it's tested in production >;-D
[13:29:54] <crutchy> https://github.com
[13:29:55] <Sprinkles> ^ 03whatever i changed · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot@d1006aa · GitHub
[13:29:59] <crutchy> pretty small commit really
[13:30:22] <crutchy> allows secure internal commands and makes admin and operator accounts available as buckets
[13:34:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> got shanghaied for a cigarette break and a terry pratchett story.
[13:34:56] <crutchy> who's terry pratchett?
[13:36:05] <crutchy> its 12.30am but ima have some leftover pizza
[13:43:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, !?
[13:43:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably the best writer England ever produced.
[13:43:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! found it! apparently i'm using xfce for managing the desktop and wallpaper.
[13:45:10] <crutchy> xfce++
[13:45:11] <Bender> karma - xfce: 11
[13:46:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> all squared away now. wanted something that didn't have white under the white text conky is using.
[13:48:26] <crutchy> some of the debian wallpapers work nice under conky
[13:49:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> went with white glowy eyes that're out of the way of my conky display.
[14:11:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Shows off New Galaxy S Handsets—Guts and All - http://sylnt.us - bits-or-gtfo
[14:28:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! now alls i got left to write is the delay logic and the actual submitting!
[14:31:41] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[14:31:42] <chromas> make the bot listen on a socket and use systemd timers to write into it :D
[14:31:44] * exec literally nudges a D cup of coffee toward #soylent
[14:32:10] <cmn32480> coffee++
[14:32:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2347
[14:35:23] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy I will look at the macro list and see what I find
[14:35:25] <exec> message saved
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[14:40:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'morning cmn32480
[14:40:41] * exec implicitly throws a set of diabetes at cmn32480
[14:40:51] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[14:40:53] * exec crutchyly twerks a D cup of red cordial for TheMightyBuzzard
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[14:46:42] <cmn32480> ahhh crap... the server room jsut pinged me with a high temperature violation
[14:46:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh
[14:47:25] <cmn32480> yeh
[14:47:37] <cmn32480> but my high temps are at 80degrees
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[14:47:58] <cmn32480> and it looks like the temp is fluctuating between 79 and 80
[14:48:08] <chromas> ping ping ping
[14:48:19] * cmn32480 is debating putting on pants and going to the office to see WTF is happening
[14:48:25] <cmn32480> pong pong pong
[14:48:48] <chromas> security guard brought a date to the server room
[14:49:05] <cmn32480> room is kinda a minsomer
[14:49:19] <cmn32480> large closet is more like it
[14:49:59] <chromas> perfect place for hiding out with the babysitter
[14:50:09] <cmn32480> and if that's the case... he's got some serious stamina and a lot of KY... this has been bouncing abck and forth for the last 3 hours
[14:50:22] <Runaway1956> IRC elitests will be blocking Takyon now - he uses the webclient
[14:50:46] * Runaway1956 remembers the war script days
[14:50:50] <chromas> Do any data centers use liquid cooling? That'd be nifty
[14:51:23] <cmn32480> ~g liquid cooled datacenter
[14:51:26] <exec> [google] www.grcooling.com/
[14:51:26] <exec> [google] www.grcooling.com/
[14:51:59] <cmn32480> apparently that is an actual thing
[14:52:29] <chromas> oh neat
[14:52:39] <chromas> I was just thinking of a series of tubes
[14:53:02] <chromas> where each box has a hose plug on the back
[14:59:01] <cmn32480> I still rely on the old school (and much less wet if a hose breaks) air cooling
[15:00:08] <chromas> well what you do is, don't break the hose
[15:00:15] <cmn32480> ~g your mom
[15:00:17] <exec> [google] www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=your+mom
[15:00:20] <cmn32480> ok
[15:00:21] <chromas> don't have accidents! why would you do that?
[15:00:21] <cmn32480> fixed
[15:01:10] <cmn32480> removed the ~g from the macro file
[15:01:30] <cmn32480> ~funding
[15:01:34] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $697
[15:01:44] <chromas> must've been a .g thang
[15:01:52] <chromas> got converted when you switched 'em over to ~
[15:01:52] <cmn32480> baaaaaby
[15:02:01] <cmn32480> nah
[15:02:22] <cmn32480> likely it was an alias that was added to the ~google script at some point
[15:02:43] <cmn32480> though anything is possible
[15:02:53] <cmn32480> and since I understand that bot oh so well.....
[15:03:04] <cmn32480> ~rps r
[15:03:05] <exec> currently @ highest turn - rank for cmn32480: 3 - http://ix.io
[15:03:33] <cmn32480> well... least I'm beating crutchy
[15:06:34] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[15:06:35] <Sprinkles> ^ 03SN Submission by Anonymous Coward: Infinite asynchronous play-by-IRC rock/paper/scissors game on SoylentNews IRC
[15:09:29] <chromas> scissoring@home
[15:09:43] <cmn32480> pretty much
[15:10:14] <cmn32480> i could turn down the server that is running the folding@home to lower the temp in the server room
[15:10:24] <cmn32480> but it is running for science
[15:13:11] <Runaway1956> Holy crap - yesterday I got almost 2.5 times my daily average for FAH - http://stats.free-dc.org
[15:13:12] <Sprinkles> ^ 03User Stats for Runaway1956 in Folding@Home
[15:13:39] <cmn32480> it's them 12 cores....
[15:13:46] <cmn32480> and not all proteins are created equal
[15:14:02] <Runaway1956> Probably a couple huge bonuses for early return or something
[15:14:04] <cmn32480> some are worth a lot more points than others
[15:14:17] <cmn32480> and the time bonus is exponential, I think
[15:14:54] <chromas> what if you game it?
[15:15:15] <Runaway1956> paper
[15:15:17] <cmn32480> I have had days like that Runaway1956
[15:15:18] <cmn32480> http://stats.free-dc.org
[15:15:19] <Sprinkles> ^ 03User Stats for cmn32480 in Folding@Home
[15:15:45] <chromas> set it to run minimally just before it finishes so it gets a different task, then speed it up to get it done 'early'
[15:16:04] <cmn32480> nah... it is based on the time to finish
[15:16:21] <Runaway1956> Yeah, there's a lot of ups and downs on your page too
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[15:16:45] <cmn32480> I'm not sure I trust those stats either
[15:16:58] <cmn32480> I have 2 boxes that are running
[15:17:00] <cmn32480> all the time
[15:17:12] <cmn32480> and a laptop that travels with me
[15:17:22] <cmn32480> days of zero aren't happening
[15:17:29] <Runaway1956> Yeah, but - what kinda boxens?
[15:17:46] <cmn32480> Exec.... he's a celeron w/ 2GB of ram
[15:17:54] <cmn32480> slower than molasses in winter
[15:18:03] <Runaway1956> If you're still using a Socket 7 AMD 450, then yeah . . . .
[15:18:38] <cmn32480> and an R710 w/ Dual Quad Core Xeons
[15:18:47] <Runaway1956> Man, I positively LOVED my Super 7 mainboard - it was the first time I had a whole GIGABYTE of memory to play with!
[15:20:08] <cmn32480> lol
[15:20:29] <Runaway1956> I can't even remember what my board with dual xeons was - but it was so terribly slow -
[15:20:43] <cmn32480> the R710 is about 20-25kppd
[15:21:14] <Runaway1956> I "inherited" it from work, when they finally upgraded. When I got it home, I began to understand why everything was glacial
[15:21:27] <cmn32480> it's a server
[15:21:50] <Runaway1956> Yeah, and we waited for minutes for anything to load from it
[15:22:20] <cmn32480> point being that it is running 24x7
[15:22:34] <Runaway1956> Ancient SCSI drives - I never did SCSI so the version of the drives meant little to me
[15:22:42] <cmn32480> these are SAS
[15:22:54] <cmn32480> no
[15:23:02] <cmn32480> I think they are SATA
[15:23:27] * Runaway1956 has read some about SAS and SATA - SAS seems to be going out of favor
[15:23:36] <cmn32480> SATA is cheaper
[15:23:40] <cmn32480> and I think faster
[15:23:46] <Runaway1956> yeah
[15:24:25] <cmn32480> far as I know you can't get new gear from Dell or HP w/ SAS Anymore
[15:24:30] <Runaway1956> When I built my RAID array, I considered SAS, but the cost was ridiculous
[15:24:34] <cmn32480> yep
[15:24:47] <cmn32480> anything SCSI has always been that way
[15:25:16] * Runaway1956 needs WU
[15:25:31] <Runaway1956> 15:20:14:WARNING:WU00:FS01:Failed to get assignment from '171.67.108.45:80': Empty work server assignment
[15:25:37] <cmn32480> ruh rih
[15:27:27] <cmn32480> SAS is still in use for external devices
[15:27:42] <Runaway1956> One of the hazards of running Linux - not all work units are packaged for Linux, not all "cores" work on Linux
[15:28:06] <cmn32480> looks like current gen tapes are still using it or FiberChannel
[15:28:44] <cmn32480> Windows FTW!
[15:29:14] <Runaway1956> Yeah - no need to browse the web for advertising, when your OS will serve it up directly, LOL
[15:29:29] <cmn32480> yeah... seriously
[15:30:22] * Runaway1956 wonders if installing all available CUDA packages might enable me to run some of those "unavailable" work units
[15:30:34] <cmn32480> unknown
[15:32:14] <Runaway1956> equo install nvidia-cuda-sdk nvidia-cuda-toolkit
[15:32:21] <Runaway1956> can't hurt, I guess
[15:32:26] <cmn32480> it can
[15:32:34] <cmn32480> you could be offline for another 48 hours
[15:32:50] <Runaway1956> AAARRRRGGGHHHH! DON'T SAY THAT!!!
[15:32:56] <cmn32480> too late
[15:33:23] <cmn32480> and I'm jsut playing devils advocate....
[15:33:29] * cmn32480 grins evilly
[15:33:31] <Runaway1956> Of course, I was able to keep the FAH client running while things were buggered up
[15:34:06] <cmn32480> lol
[15:34:24] <cmn32480> ~folding rank
[15:34:25] <Runaway1956> just start the machine, choose which OS to run, and when the X-serer failed, I hit alt-ctrl-F2 to go into another terminal
[15:34:29] <cmn32480> ~folding-rank
[15:34:31] <exec> 071760
[15:34:43] <cmn32480> hey... we passed /.
[15:34:54] <Runaway1956> cd to /opt/fah and enter the command for FAHClient
[15:35:05] <Runaway1956> Passed /. ???
[15:35:10] <Runaway1956> that is cool!
[15:35:17] <cmn32480> I think they were rank 1812
[15:36:37] <cmn32480> they are currently 1838
[15:37:02] <Runaway1956> What is their official name?
[15:37:22] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[15:37:35] <cmn32480> slashdot
[15:37:59] * cmn32480 hands TheMightyBuzzard back his toupee
[15:38:29] <Runaway1956> Trump that, TMB
[15:39:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid struct isn't wanting to be realloc'd.
[15:39:44] <cmn32480> get a bigger hammer
[15:39:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe i will
[15:41:18] <Runaway1956> looks like slashdot is flatlined - http://folding.extremeoverclocking.com
[15:41:18] <Sprinkles> ^✓ 03slashdot - Team Summary - EXTREME Overclocking Folding @ Home Stats
[15:42:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Image Processing 101 - http://sylnt.us - makeing-it-look-cool
[15:45:31] <cmn32480> yeah
[15:45:33] <cmn32480> for a long time
[15:53:53] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: realloc problems?
[15:54:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, forgot to give something an initial alloc so realloc was borking
[15:54:19] <Gravis> Runaway1956: probably before they were bought by DICE
[15:54:51] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Yeah was gonna say, not the kind of function that it's easy to use wrong.
[15:55:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm just that good
[15:55:27] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: it shows
[15:56:28] <Gravis> just to be clear, the SN funds aren't going toward processing power for folding, right?
[15:57:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> no sn boxes are doing any folding
[15:57:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> strictly a users thing
[15:58:23] <Subsentient> I dunno, I use my server for all sorts of weird personal shit.
[15:58:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't think it would matter if they were all doing folding though. pretty sure we don't get charged per cpu cycle.
[16:00:08] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: How many felched horse rectums does it take to puke the gerbil intestines?
[16:00:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> about half as it takes to make a very interesting hat.
[16:01:04] * Subsentient really loves this channel
[16:01:15] <Subsentient> If I said that in any other channel (that I don't run), I'd get banned.
[16:02:02] <Runaway1956> http://www.foxnews.com
[16:02:02] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Army boss takes aim at bureaucracy over sidearm choices | Fox News
[16:02:33] <Runaway1956> Bureaucrats don't use guns - they shouldn't have much voice in the choice of weapons
[16:02:39] * Runaway1956 still loves the 1911
[16:03:15] * Subsentient prefers his Imeutan-made quark disassembler wristgun
[16:05:31] <Subsentient> Nothing says 'fuck you' like giving someone a 1 foot wide hole in their chest that looks like they were stamped with a cookie cutter.
[16:05:38] <cmn32480> is making the dept line a reference to a 30 year old movie a bad idea?
[16:06:09] <Subsentient> cmn32480: Which? Depends on the movie.
[16:06:28] <cmn32480> Top Gun. In reference to a Scientology article
[16:06:37] <Subsentient> I heard of it, didn't see it.
[16:06:45] <Subsentient> So, use that information as you see fit.
[16:06:55] <cmn32480> #smake Subsentient
[16:07:06] <cmn32480> WTF???
[16:07:06] <Subsentient> $burrito cmn32480
[16:07:06] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at cmn32480
[16:07:17] <Runaway1956> #smake him again
[16:07:27] <Subsentient> $burrito cmn32480
[16:07:27] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at cmn32480
[16:07:34] <cmn32480> 💩
[16:07:35] <Subsentient> $burrito Runaway1956 for trying
[16:07:35] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Runaway1956 for trying
[16:07:38] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[16:07:59] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard: yer bot is missing
[16:08:02] * aqu4 eats the sloppy dogshit and vomits it back up onto exec
[16:08:30] * cmn32480 hoses down exec with extreme prejudice
[16:08:35] <Subsentient> C bot master race!
[16:08:44] <Runaway1956> Florida regulators work in bat guano caves - http://www.foxnews.com
[16:08:45] <Sprinkles> ^ 0310 pounds of bat guano discovered in Florida office ceiling | Fox News
[16:08:59] <Subsentient> Mmm, make a milkshake with it.
[16:09:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[16:09:20] <cmn32480> see?
[16:09:22] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes MrPlow
[16:09:24] <cmn32480> MIA
[16:09:28] <Runaway1956> Oooooh - liquified pot for ecigs !!!!
[16:09:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> not missing, broken
[16:09:37] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: What's MrPlow written in, and source?
[16:10:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl. no source for you. i hardcoded passwords into him.
[16:10:26] <Subsentient> Ahh.
[16:10:29] <Subsentient> That's dumb.
[16:10:34] <Subsentient> aqu4bot has a config file for that.
[16:10:43] <Subsentient> :^)
[16:10:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> not really. saves me time declaring like four scalars over having to read a config file.
[16:11:22] <Subsentient> Yeah but see now you can't share the source.
[16:11:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it were meant for release i would have done it differently but he ain't OSS.
[16:11:34] <Subsentient> ahh
[16:11:52] <Subsentient> https://github.com << all her glorious source code
[16:11:52] <Sprinkles> ^✓ 03Subsentient/aqu4bot · GitHub
[16:12:10] <Subsentient> A bot so stable, haven't had to update the source in months.
[16:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, gotta rewrite this function. i buggered it up something fierce the first time.
[16:13:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet zombie jesus what was i thinking.
[16:13:53] <cmn32480> nicotine and whiskey?
[16:13:57] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: See Epoch's source code if you really want your eyes to bleed.
[16:14:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> no spankyou. i used like 3x as many variables as i needed to for this regex replacing algo. got myself confused.
[16:15:39] * Subsentient notes he loves aqu4bot's source
[16:18:24] <Subsentient> brb, going outside to smoke. Can't find my ecig and not sure I want to. Half the fun is feeling the tumors form on your lungs!
[16:18:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> fine idear.
[16:18:53] * Runaway1956 wanders off to bed
[16:19:19] <Runaway1956> When my head starts wobbling from one shoulder to the other, it's time to call it quits
[16:19:27] <Runaway1956> before the wife sits me on the dash of her car
[16:21:29] <cmn32480> ~gnight Runaway1956
[16:21:31] * exec cromulently poops a shaken bottle of boogers for Runaway1956
[16:35:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right...
[16:35:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> #reload
[16:35:43] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[16:35:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake cmn32480
[16:35:47] * MrPlow smakes cmn32480 upside the head with rubber duck
[16:36:14] <cmn32480> #smake mrplow #for being broken
[16:36:14] * MrPlow smakes mrplow upside the head with #for being broken
[16:37:25] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard++
[16:37:25] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 222
[16:39:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> he weren't broken, i just never loaded all the volatile bits after he got bounced.
[16:39:36] <cmn32480> that'd be broken
[17:01:00] <cmn32480> well... that's a first... an update to Hexchat...
[17:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, hexchat updates bout once a year whether it needs it or not
[17:06:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> well testbot appears to be working with what i've got of submissions coded so far
[17:07:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i just gotta pull that command off the list and process it 30 seconds later
[17:07:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> job for another day.
[17:08:54] <cmn32480> https://hexchat.readthedocs.org
[17:09:10] <cmn32480> this was the first since 11/2014
[17:09:48] <cmn32480> had to update to get the freaking release notes... what a pain
[17:09:51] <cmn32480> https://hexchat.readthedocs.org
[17:10:03] <cmn32480> sprinkles.... HELLLLOOOOOOOOOO??????
[17:10:08] <cmn32480> www.google.com
[17:10:18] <cmn32480> http://www.google.com
[17:10:18] <Sprinkles> ^✓ 03Google
[17:10:32] <cmn32480> whatever
[17:12:25] * cmn32480 goes to dig up the PO approval for the desktop management software
[17:13:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://hexchat.readthedocs.org
[17:13:30] <cmn32480> see... doesn't like you either
[17:13:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, if you've said a url recently, exec won't fetch it again for a while.
[17:13:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.google.com
[17:13:43] <Sprinkles> ^✓ 03Google
[17:13:44] <cmn32480> exec ain't doin the urls
[17:13:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.google.com
[17:13:50] <Sprinkles> ^✓ 03Google
[17:13:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm, i blame chromas then
[17:14:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~title on
[17:14:08] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[17:14:10] <cmn32480> care to rethink your false assertion of "facts"?
[17:14:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://hexchat.readthedocs.org
[17:14:17] <Sprinkles> ^✓* 03HexChat ChangeLog — HexChat 2.10.0 documentation
[17:14:21] <exec> └─ 13HexChat ChangeLog — HexChat 2.10.0 documentation
[17:14:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~title off
[17:14:35] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[17:15:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, never! the truth is what i tell it to be!
[17:15:50] <cmn32480> is that like "if I wanted your opinion I'd tell you what it is?"
[17:16:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh: https://torrentfreak.com
[17:16:29] <Sprinkles> ^ 03VPN Provider's No-Logging Claims Tested in FBI Case - TorrentFreak
[17:16:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, very much like, yes.
[17:17:32] <cmn32480> thought so
[17:20:49] * cmn32480 tries very hard to remember what components of manage engine he needed...
[17:20:57] * cmn32480 fails miserably
[17:23:24] * Sprinkles niggles
[17:24:41] <Sprinkles> My caching desire for repetition are beyond your puny human minds!
[17:24:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://torrentfreak.com This definitely makes me glad of my choice of VPN providers.
[17:24:54] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[17:25:06] <Sprinkles> As was the so-called 'missing' "and" there
[17:25:24] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[17:26:02] * TheMightyBuzzard nods to MrPlow
[17:26:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> good work on that one. almost good enough to publish without editing.
[17:38:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, got everything i wanted to get done today done and put in a sub for so we don't run out of things to publish.
[17:38:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i believe i've earned myself a celebratory nap
[17:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[17:38:27] <Bender> karma - naps: 36
[17:38:28] * cmn32480 hands TheMightyBuzzard a cookie
[17:44:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Polyethylene Terephthalate (PET) Munching Bacteria Discovered - http://sylnt.us - hopefully-they-won't-eat-the-dog
[18:16:01] <SirFinkus> ~folding-rank
[18:16:03] <exec> 071757
[19:15:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Belgian Scientology "Criminal Enterprise" Case Thrown Out - http://sylnt.us - Maverick-is-celebrating
[20:07:12] -!- nick [nick!~nick@Soylent/Staff/Editor/n1] has joined #Soylent
[20:07:12] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v nick] by Aphrodite
[20:10:49] * Subsentient fills TheMightyBuzzard 's pillows with live beetles
[20:11:50] * Subsentient ponders using his colony of Dermestes Maculatus as prank material
[20:12:09] <Subsentient> open a package from UPS, *boing* hairy beetle larvae everywhere
[20:28:12] <chromas> It's not funny unless it gets me in the face
[20:28:39] <chromas> beetles getting their hairs tangled up in mine
[20:46:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook and Intel Collaborate on Single CPU Servers - http://sylnt.us - teeny-websites-shouldn't-need-all-that-compute
[20:53:50] <takyon> I noticed that VPN story, haven't read it yet
[21:15:09] -!- Subsentient has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[21:15:29] -!- Subsentient [Subsentient!~WhiteRat@Soylent/Staff/Editor/Subsentient] has joined #Soylent
[21:15:29] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Subsentient] by Aphrodite
[21:33:08] <cmn32480> mental note... chromas has a thing for Ringo.
[22:41:43] <crutchy> its really a thing for thomas the tank engine :p
[22:41:58] <crutchy> ~g fart
[22:42:00] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:42:05] <crutchy> woohoo!
[22:42:12] <crutchy> cmn32480++
[22:42:12] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 52
[22:42:31] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:42:31] <Sprinkles> ^ 03Wiki: Fart ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[22:43:17] <takyon> ~g define:fart
[22:43:19] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:46:46] <crutchy> ~define fart
[22:46:47] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03fart: 1. 1-man salute 2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale 3. Acid-rain maker 4. After the thunder comes the rain 5. Air bagel 6. Airbrush your boxers 7. Anal acoustics 8. Anal ahem 9. Anal audio 10. Anal salute 11....
[22:48:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - F!#%*&$ DST - http://sylnt.us - spring-backward....-fall-forwards....-or-something....
[22:53:06] <SirFinkus> Fart: Noun. Anything posted by SirFinkus in irc
[22:54:34] <Subsentient> ~define projectile vomit
[22:54:36] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03projectile vomit: When one vomits with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth. Must be performed with the head facing forward for best results.
[22:54:54] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 just made a small tweak to the rps script in output of % wins if no losses
[22:54:56] <exec> message saved
[22:55:31] <SirFinkus> gotta get 375k more WU a day :/
[22:55:43] <SirFinkus> got a week to do it too
[23:14:44] -!- crutchy has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[23:15:48] <cmn32480> ~tell crutchy I think I did it.
[23:15:50] <exec> message saved
[23:17:17] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[23:33:01] <cmn32480> crutchy - I think I updated the rps file by copy paste into the terminal window
[23:33:08] <cmn32480> anythign specific I shoudl look for as the fixes?
[23:34:28] <crutchy> just a little non-critical fix: https://github.com
[23:34:29] <Sprinkles> ^ 03whatever i changed · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot@8d25c8f · GitHub
[23:35:29] <crutchy> hmm. maybe i should make an operator-only or admin-only command to allow pulling specific files from a github repo
[23:36:31] <cmn32480> ??
[23:36:54] * cmn32480 is jsut f**king lazy
[23:37:03] <cmn32480> and his allergies are running wild
[23:37:31] * crutchy gets pretty bad hayfever sometimes. can be very annoying especially at work
[23:39:09] <cmn32480> tree pollen has been off the charts this week because it has been VERY warm
[23:40:02] <crutchy> those damn trees having sex everywhere. its disgusting
[23:40:48] <cmn32480> I know... leaving all their yellow splodge all over the place
[23:41:04] <chromas> What's a ringo?
[23:41:26] <cmn32480> not ringo
[23:41:29] <cmn32480> Ringo
[23:41:41] <cmn32480> Ringo Starr
[23:41:48] <cmn32480> ~g Ringo Starr
[23:41:50] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[23:42:19] <cmn32480> ok
[23:42:23] <chromas> Ohhhhhh...hhhh
[23:42:28] <cmn32480> rps.php is for sure updated
[23:42:55] * chromas refers to cockroaches as boner beetles
[23:43:12] <cmn32480> perhaps you prefer Paul?
[23:43:17] <cmn32480> as in McCartney
[23:44:07] * cmn32480 is not surprised by this revelation
[23:44:45] <chromas> I actually haven't heard of seen much of their music
[23:44:53] <chromas> Saw their movie once
[23:44:59] <cmn32480> really?
[23:45:21] <cmn32480> you are one of the 13 people that have seen "Hard Day's Night"
[23:47:39] <chromas> No, the other one
[23:48:08] * chromas puts a hole under ciri