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[00:00:55] <Subsentient> roo_rapist: I have chronic exhaustion and nobody knows why. They tested me for anemia and hypothyroid etc, nothing.
[00:01:05] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 tested with x last night. gotta update irc_lib.php (main bot functions) and scripts/lib_buckets.php at same time. before restart i would recommend ~buckets-flush as well
[00:01:07] <exec> message saved
[00:01:15] <Subsentient> I'm 21, but I've had it for years. Once told my doctor a few years back, "I'm 18 and I feel like I'm 80"
[00:01:29] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 activity.php has been disabled since it wasn't doing much anyway
[00:01:32] <exec> message saved
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[00:02:56] <Subsentient> Tramtrist: Just messing with you really, I don't expect you to give me anything. :^)
[00:03:55] <Tramtrist> wut wut
[00:04:01] <roo_rapist> in the butt
[00:04:26] <roo_rapist> The penalty for raping a kangaroo is worth it.
[00:04:30] <Subsentient> I say what what, in the butt?
[00:04:38] <crutchy> getting kicked in the nuts?
[00:04:48] <Subsentient> You wanna do it in my butt, oookaayyy, you wanna do it in my butt, oookayy
[00:04:55] <roo_rapist> crutchy, some folks like that.
[00:04:56] <Subsentient> what what, in the butt
[00:05:05] <crutchy> no way dude. roos can be dangerous fuckers
[00:05:11] <crutchy> same with koalas
[00:05:16] <roo_rapist> https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:05:17] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: What What (In the Butt)
[00:05:21] <roo_rapist> yess, fellas, that is a thing.
[00:05:34] <roo_rapist> roos are yoked as fuck
[00:05:42] <roo_rapist> I don't fear koalas though
[00:05:48] <roo_rapist> not even drop-koalas
[00:05:53] <crutchy> funniest episode i saw with butters was the one where he was jacking off to kyles mom
[00:06:15] <Subsentient> <3 south park
[00:06:21] <roo_rapist> moms can be hot. My best friend's mom is hot and knows I'm attracted to her.
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[00:07:35] <roo_rapist> My own mom, not so much. Her nose looks like the tail fin of a C-130, she has the jawline of Wayne Gretsky, and her body is solid lean muscle.
[00:11:32] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[00:11:33] <NetCraft> ^ 03The Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four * incl. Lyrics (3.14) - YouTube
[00:19:43] <SirFinkus> this beer is pretty good
[00:19:54] <SirFinkus> this dominos is... dominos
[00:20:48] <roo_rapist> You got dominos?
[00:21:01] <SirFinkus> yes
[00:21:14] <roo_rapist> What you get onnit?
[00:21:28] <SirFinkus> I got the philly cheesesteak pizza
[00:23:30] <roo_rapist> Will your sister pick the philly cheesesteak from it?
[00:23:54] <SirFinkus> no, I shot the bitch, diced up her body, and dumped the pieces in puget sound
[00:24:26] <roo_rapist> Hahahah, you sick fuck.
[00:24:42] <SirFinkus> I didn't fuck her or anything
[00:24:43] <roo_rapist> I hope you weighed those parts down before you dumped 'em.
[00:24:55] <roo_rapist> else they float and get picked up by some errant fisherman.
[00:25:10] <SirFinkus> they're small enough not to be recognizable
[00:25:39] <roo_rapist> Some poor bastard is going to catch and eat the fish that ate your sister-parts.
[00:26:48] <SirFinkus> really, that's all of our fates when it comes down to it
[00:27:05] <SirFinkus> fish'll eat us, and then something else will eat the fish
[00:28:11] <roo_rapist> Here, fink, a present:
[00:28:12] <roo_rapist> http://i.imgur.com
[00:28:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Create a Bioengineered Heart Using a Patient's Own Stem Cells - http://sylnt.us - do-they-make-you-able-to-love
[00:28:39] <SirFinkus> what is it?
[00:28:59] <roo_rapist> Eruption. Parenthesis mean implied tonality
[00:29:10] <SirFinkus> ahh, a little bit above my ability
[00:29:30] <SirFinkus> you're ef right? thought you were crutchy based on the name
[00:29:38] roo_rapist is now known as ethanol-fueled
[00:29:44] ethanol-fueled is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[00:29:58] <SirFinkus> missed the name change, I was at dominos
[00:30:06] <SirFinkus> they keep sending me free coupons
[00:30:56] <SirFinkus> I think it's a plot to kill me
[00:31:47] <Ethanol-fueled> You never know. Pizza = Italian = Mafia = wanting to kill you for beating up that italian kid in grade school
[00:32:06] <SirFinkus> I wasn't beating up anybody in grade school
[00:32:22] <SirFinkus> oh, I learned something about black people the other day, regarding pizza
[00:32:38] <SirFinkus> from my black cousin
[00:32:45] <SirFinkus> apparently they don't share pizza
[00:35:40] <Ethanol-fueled> what do you mean?
[00:36:58] <crutchy> pizza is like a radio. you never touch a black man's radio
[00:37:27] <SirFinkus> so if 3 black guys go to dominos
[00:37:38] <SirFinkus> they won't share a pizza, they'll each order a small on individually
[00:37:48] <SirFinkus> at least according to my cousin
[00:38:07] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:38:07] <NetCraft> ^ 03Don't you ever touch a black man's radio - YouTube
[00:41:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Those silly Blacks. So territorial.
[00:42:06] <SirFinkus> just found it interesting
[00:42:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Here, Fink. This will get the ladies wet. You can thank me later.
[00:42:14] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[00:42:19] <SirFinkus> idk what conclusions you can draw from it
[00:42:40] <SirFinkus> can't stand jump
[00:43:34] <Ethanol-fueled> I can't stand a lot of songs women like, but they get wet when they hear shit like John Mayer
[00:43:47] <SirFinkus> I took some pictures http://imgur.com
[00:43:48] <NetCraft> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[00:43:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Compromise your principles, become a filthy whore, bahaha.
[00:44:15] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[00:44:30] <SirFinkus> in my experience, get an acoustic guitar, pick 3 chords, and "write a song" and that will get women wet
[00:44:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup, Am -> C -> G
[00:45:09] <cmn32480> See Green Day as a prime example
[00:45:13] * SirFinkus prefers F Am, G
[00:45:13] <Ethanol-fueled> throw in an E-minor and you have like a gazillion songs already out there.
[00:45:26] <Ethanol-fueled> That's more a 70's profession, Fink
[00:46:00] <cmn32480> ~gmorning crutchy
[00:46:04] <Ethanol-fueled> progression
[00:46:10] <cmn32480> ~g'morning crutchy
[00:46:13] * exec buttmagically drops a crust of cromulence on crutchy
[00:46:22] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[00:46:24] * exec problematically internalizes a shitload of more cowbell in cmn32480
[00:46:44] <cmn32480> "a shitload of more cowbell"
[00:46:47] <cmn32480> AWESOME
[00:46:59] <cmn32480> no need to read sheet music for that
[00:47:15] <Ethanol-fueled> > drums
[00:47:19] <Ethanol-fueled> > "musical instrument
[00:47:20] <SirFinkus> my favorite is an Em add 9-> C -> Am
[00:47:34] <SirFinkus> shit
[00:47:46] <SirFinkus> should be Em add 9, C, G, Am
[00:48:28] <SirFinkus> that's 4 chords though, which is almost cheating
[00:53:47] <SirFinkus> some junky at my school sings about being dopesick, girls flock to him
[00:54:12] <SirFinkus> he sings as poorly as he plays the guitar
[00:54:42] <SirFinkus> probably worse, he at least tunes his guitar
[00:54:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Typical junky - any song about heroin is a good one.
[00:55:07] <Ethanol-fueled> any artists who like heroin are good ones.
[00:55:32] <Ethanol-fueled> even the last 2 albums from the chili peppers are good because the chili peppers are junkies.
[00:55:35] <SirFinkus> a bit annoying
[00:56:12] <SirFinkus> I like St. Vitus though, so maybe I'm just a hyporcrit
[00:56:26] <SirFinkus> they pretty much have a concept album devoted to alcoholism
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[00:56:59] <SoyCowarQ> asdf
[00:57:01] <SoyCowarQ> ls
[00:57:21] <SirFinkus> it works
[00:57:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Did you make babby's first bot?
[00:58:02] <SoyCowarQ> pwd
[00:58:03] <SoyCowarQ> who
[00:58:12] <crutchy> ~g asdf
[00:58:14] <exec> [google] https://www.youtube.com
[00:58:15] <SoyCowarQ> is this terminal at the right baud rate
[00:58:25] <crutchy> we are borg
[00:58:33] <cmn32480> Resistance is Futile
[00:58:55] <SirFinkus> bash: is: command not found
[00:58:58] * Ethanol-fueled would mate with the Borg queen
[00:59:10] <SoyCowarQ> I hate every youtube video with a needless "John's Channel Videos" intro, especially before copied content like a music video to follow.
[00:59:12] <crutchy> plug her socket?
[00:59:21] <Ethanol-fueled> advances in technology have made Borg women quite pleasurable.
[00:59:34] <cmn32480> it's the collective that does it
[01:00:02] <SirFinkus> these hop turns are pretty good
[01:00:10] <cmn32480> all those species have added their distinctiveness to the Borg... all that sexual knowledge for any member to take
[01:00:12] <SirFinkus> fairly strong too
[01:00:16] <Ethanol-fueled> That's true. They assimilated all the pocket-pussy technology of all conquered civilizations, and used that assimilated knowledge to devise the ultimate technology.
[01:00:26] <cmn32480> 'zactly
[01:00:38] <SirFinkus> alien tentacle technology
[01:01:03] <Ethanol-fueled> "Fully functional"
[01:01:35] <Ethanol-fueled> > that feeling when you use the phrase "fully functional" at work and you hear a couple dudes chuckle
[01:01:35] * SirFinkus is listening to Saint Vitus — Thirsty and Miserable, from the album Born Too Late
[01:01:56] <SirFinkus> I think Jim Jefferies had a special named that
[01:02:43] <SoyCowarQ> This chat is even more autistic than 4 chan
[01:02:50] <SoyCowarQ> holy dicks
[01:03:05] <SirFinkus> we aim to please
[01:03:05] <Ethanol-fueled> SoyCowarQ, then say something insightful or interesting.
[01:03:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Lecture us. Come on, I'm waiting...
[01:04:30] <SirFinkus> SoyCowarQ is an expert on autism
[01:04:40] <SoyCowarQ> you got me
[01:05:06] <SoyCowarQ> I'm going to recommend that yall read publications of the RAND corporation
[01:05:12] <SoyCowarQ> which is what I'm going to do now.
[01:05:13] <SoyCowarQ> byte
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[01:05:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Yechh.
[01:05:32] <SirFinkus> I'm gonna recommend you read DEEEZ NUTS
[01:05:38] <SirFinkus> aww
[01:05:39] <cmn32480> WTF was that?
[01:05:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Might as well read PNAC manifesto
[01:06:16] <Ethanol-fueled> "PNAC"...huh huh, heh heh
[01:07:12] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[01:07:14] <exec> 071493
[01:07:22] <SirFinkus> we're killin it
[01:07:28] <SirFinkus> got a new folder too
[01:07:31] <SirFinkus> up to 34
[01:07:41] <Runaway1956> 34?
[01:07:47] <Runaway1956> 34 CPU's?
[01:07:54] <SirFinkus> no, folders
[01:07:58] <SirFinkus> got more cpus
[01:07:58] <cmn32480> dude.. I can buy folders by the thousdands at Office Depot
[01:08:01] <Runaway1956> Oh - yeah
[01:08:02] <SirFinkus> too lazy to check
[01:09:05] <Runaway1956> I'm upgrading my CPU's, for 2425 HE's to 2838 SE's - increase my speed by almost 30% - which of course means little to the GPU
[01:09:32] <SirFinkus> we had a team that was catching up to us, but no longer
[01:09:34] <cmn32480> giving the old ones to the wife?
[01:09:46] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn, that's mysogynist
[01:09:52] <Runaway1956> Socket F won't fit into an FX board
[01:10:00] <Ethanol-fueled> it's 2016. Women can use computers too.
[01:10:02] <cmn32480> it was a legit question
[01:10:10] <Ethanol-fueled> just not as well as men can.
[01:10:30] <cmn32480> <----- Is still running a Dual Core P4
[01:10:41] <Runaway1956> Wife builds her own machines, but she won't use the components I tell her to use - she thinks "cheap" is the way to go
[01:10:56] <cmn32480> then not your problem.
[01:11:06] <SirFinkus> probalby why she married you Runaway1956
[01:11:21] <Runaway1956> Ohhhhhhh - that's cold . . . .
[01:11:25] <Ethanol-fueled> women are always difficult contrarians.
[01:11:38] <Runaway1956> It's their nature, EF
[01:12:17] <SirFinkus> careful, SoyCowarQ is going to come back and call us autistic again
[01:12:24] <cmn32480> hey
[01:12:35] <cmn32480> be nice
[01:12:38] * Runaway1956 pissed in SoyCowardQ's post toasties
[01:12:47] <cmn32480> glad somebody did
[01:12:58] <cmn32480> s/he deserved it
[01:12:59] <Runaway1956> That's what happens why you lie in bed til noon
[01:13:16] * cmn32480 is jealous
[01:13:31] <cmn32480> I had Pinewood derby with the kids today
[01:13:44] <cmn32480> we were cutting little pine blocks at 7:30am
[01:13:51] <SirFinkus> so did Jared Fogle BOOYA
[01:13:53] <Runaway1956> Did the wheels fall off? Somebody always loses their wheels
[01:14:06] * Ethanol-fueled got up at 9 for a 4-mile run
[01:14:09] <cmn32480> yes we had 2 cars that had that happen
[01:14:29] <cmn32480> it was quite the bloodbath... and not in a good way
[01:14:34] <Runaway1956> I'm glad to see that tradition still holds good
[01:15:16] <cmn32480> yeah
[01:15:18] <cmn32480> it was fun
[01:15:25] <cmn32480> I get to run the thing next year
[01:15:35] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't agree. I am biased because I had a shitty experience with that, but it's mostly how smart the parents are as opposed to the kids.
[01:15:39] <cmn32480> at least all the computer stuff for the light sensors
[01:15:44] <SirFinkus> true
[01:16:12] <cmn32480> not the way our pack does it
[01:16:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Kids are treated as an extension of their parents, and from what I observed as a kid the kid may have no say in it at all.
[01:16:29] <Runaway1956> Light sensors - the geeks and nerds are taking over this world
[01:16:30] <SirFinkus> I did, and mine was shit
[01:16:37] <cmn32480> builds start at 8am for everybody, unless you helped set up, then you can start at 7.
[01:16:50] <cmn32480> all cars must be turned in and ready to race by noon
[01:17:04] <cmn32480> pack meeting at noon
[01:17:11] <SirFinkus> got like a week for us, but I don't remember much
[01:17:15] <cmn32480> sorry, pizza at noon
[01:17:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Mine was the unmachined block of wood with wheels on it. While my wheels didn't fall off, I was at a disadvantage because my family were Poly-sci-educated types and didn't understand shit about even the most basic engineering principles.
[01:17:20] <cmn32480> pack meeting at 12:30
[01:17:24] <cmn32480> racing starts at 1
[01:17:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Hell, when they bought furniture kits, they paid me to build it for them.
[01:17:44] <cmn32480> done, cleaned up and out befor 3
[01:18:07] <Runaway1956> We sold the blocks of wood to the kids, they took them home, and worked on them for two weeks, then everyone brought their cars back for the race
[01:18:20] <cmn32480> that is how we did it when I was a kid too
[01:18:23] <SirFinkus> I didn't last long in scouts
[01:18:25] <Ethanol-fueled> I bailed on the cub scouts shortly after by request, because tying knots and praying to god were below me at the time.
[01:18:35] <SirFinkus> got to see the firehouse though, that was neat
[01:18:36] <cmn32480> apparently, you can buy near perfect cars on ebay to guarantee a win
[01:18:50] <SirFinkus> remember very little, I think I was only in them for a few months
[01:18:55] <Runaway1956> Yeah, that's a bad thing . . .
[01:18:57] <Ethanol-fueled> It was only a scheme to make my parents appear more wholesome while getting rid of me so they could copulate.
[01:19:40] <cmn32480> http://www.ebay.com
[01:19:41] <NetCraft> ^ 03pinewood derby cars | eBay ( http://www.ebay.com )
[01:19:44] <Runaway1956> EF - everything your parents do for you when you are little is designed to get you out of the house and out from underfoot - or out from under the sheets
[01:20:14] <Ethanol-fueled> True, Runaway, which is why I don't blame them for it. I have plenty of friends with kids, and I don't envy them one bit.
[01:20:17] <cmn32480> WTF are "matched wheels"
[01:20:40] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn, that's pretty scientific. You'd think they were building a pick-n-place or something.
[01:20:45] <Ethanol-fueled> micrometer precision etc.
[01:20:56] <cmn32480> yeah
[01:21:16] <SirFinkus> it's all a little pathetic sounding to me
[01:21:16] <cmn32480> really? it is a fucking block of wood hurtling down a 35ft track at the speed of snot
[01:21:23] <SirFinkus> cheating at pinewood derby
[01:21:30] <SirFinkus> people actually care enough about it to do that?
[01:21:59] <cmn32480> yeah
[01:22:06] <cmn32480> graphite coated matched wheels
[01:22:12] <cmn32480> I'm scorrling the eaby listings
[01:22:14] <cmn32480> it's unreal
[01:23:04] <Runaway1956> Oh well - not much worse than the parents who would build the car, while Junior was out playing in the mud.
[01:24:16] <SirFinkus> had a bridge building competition in middle school, that was fun
[01:24:23] <SirFinkus> we did it all in class, so no help
[01:24:25] <cmn32480> see.. I have great memories of Dad and me building my cars
[01:24:30] <SirFinkus> that was fun
[01:25:04] * Runaway1956 wonders who knows the difference between the army and cub scouts
[01:25:27] * cmn32480 waits for the pounchline
[01:25:32] <SirFinkus> in the army, the drill instructors don't fuck their subordinates
[01:25:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahah
[01:25:49] <Runaway1956> Cubs have adult supervision . . .
[01:26:00] <cmn32480> lol
[01:26:05] <SirFinkus> exactly
[01:26:14] <SirFinkus> the adults watch them
[01:26:18] <SirFinkus> all the time
[01:26:20] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:26:21] <NetCraft> ^ 03simpsons-the-scoutmaster - YouTube
[01:26:23] * SirFinkus fills up
[01:27:59] <SirFinkus> fuck, now I need to watch the stray cat rock series again
[01:28:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Goddamn that watermark
[01:28:05] <Ethanol-fueled> watermarks--
[01:28:05] <Bender> karma - watermarks: -1
[01:28:42] <Runaway1956> Watermarks? Isn't that what you get because you can't shake the last drop off?
[01:28:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Runaway, only if you don't wear underwear
[01:29:16] <Runaway1956> Under where?
[01:29:37] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[01:29:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2373
[01:32:13] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com fucking stellar series, this one had the best car/motorcycle chase I've ever seen in a movie
[01:32:15] <NetCraft> ^ 03Stray Cat Rock Female Boss (1970) Trailer - YouTube
[01:33:32] <SirFinkus> you might recognize Meiko Kaji from Lady Snowblood
[01:33:33] * cmn32480 watches the tumbleweeds in the submission queue
[01:34:44] <SirFinkus> which is the inspiration for Kill Bill
[01:35:33] <SirFinkus> the stray cat rock movies are pure exploitation
[01:35:36] <SirFinkus> which makes the great
[01:35:42] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn, there's like 19 stories in the queue
[01:35:45] <Runaway1956> Why smart people are better off with fewer friends? That's easy - it's tiring trying to keep dumb friends out of trouble.
[01:36:09] <Runaway1956> Which page are you looking at EF?
[01:36:13] <Ethanol-fueled> unless you pumped them all into the published queue.
[01:36:36] <SirFinkus> I could submit some stories
[01:36:41] <SirFinkus> I hear there's a new trump parody video
[01:36:42] <cmn32480> EF - we looking at the same sub queue? or you got a special full one that I don't know about?
[01:36:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Runaway, I disagree. I love the company of idiots because they know how to have fun.
[01:37:30] <Ethanol-fueled> I looked at the sub queue last a while ago. Since then, some subs have been accepted (and possibly rejected).
[01:38:33] <cmn32480> current queue has 6, and one is a poll
[01:38:52] <cmn32480> another is an article by an AC about a new function in exec...
[01:39:21] <cmn32480> on that one I suspect we spell it Anonymous crutchy
[01:39:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Runaway, regarding that last post, here's a quote from MUH MEME BOOK Kitchen Confidential:
[01:39:46] <crutchy> lol
[01:40:26] <Ethanol-fueled> "Why do I, a fairly educated sort of swine, take such unseemly pleasure in the guttural utterances of my largely uneducated, foul-mouthed crews?
[01:40:52] <cmn32480> And an anti-Trump rant by gewg_
[01:41:07] * SirFinkus beers himself again
[01:41:17] <Ethanol-fueled> "Why, over the years, have my own language skills become so crude and offensive that at family Christmas I have to struggle to not say, "Pass the fuckin' turkey, motherfucker?"
[01:41:35] <SirFinkus> granny fucking WATA
[01:41:45] <Ethanol-fueled> "I dunno. but I do love it."
[01:42:16] <Ethanol-fueled> ~define WATA
[01:42:17] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03WATA: stands for Westford Academy Theater Arts. WATA kids aren't just people who are involved in the WATA program, most of them are way too into it. symptoms include: -pretentious and bitchy -attention...
[01:42:57] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com probably not funny unless you listen to the podcast
[01:42:58] <NetCraft> ^ 03Bill Burr - Advice: Podcast Got Me In Trouble(Granny Wata) - YouTube
[01:44:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, if it doesn't mention niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; then I'm probably not gonna click that link,.
[01:45:05] <SirFinkus> he's from Boston
[01:45:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeech.
[01:45:49] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll laugh at Warner Brothers' cartoons and Vaginal Jesus, but nothing in-between.
[01:46:40] <SirFinkus> guy is playing a card game with his finance's family and accidentally says granny fucking WATA, which apparently is one of the cards
[01:46:45] <SirFinkus> screams it out
[01:47:08] <SirFinkus> then, later he gets in trouble because he plays the podcast for them to try to explain, and he called hillary clinton a cunt
[01:47:21] <cmn32480> she is
[01:47:38] * Runaway1956 doubts that Hillary is a cunt
[01:47:40] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[01:47:40] <NetCraft> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[01:47:41] <SirFinkus> that would imply humanity
[01:47:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, but until he defecates on stage and flings his poo at the audience, I'm not clicking.
[01:48:24] <Runaway1956> EF probably likes the National Geographic videos of monkeys
[01:48:44] <SirFinkus> monkeys have shocking asses
[01:48:59] <SirFinkus> absolutely disgusting
[01:49:16] <SirFinkus> it looks like they're made of distended ballsacks
[01:49:23] <Runaway1956> Bonobo's? Yeah, especially the females - they shine bright pink, and they wander about rubbing those bright pink asses on the males
[01:49:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Runaway, that was back when NatGeo was nature vids, explained scientifically by a well-accented narrator, and not reality bullshit about fat rednecks tricking out the cars of rich men who don't understand cars.
[01:50:34] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[01:50:35] <NetCraft> ^ 03monkey throws poop at screaming girl!!!! - YouTube
[01:50:52] <Ethanol-fueled> One issue of NatGeo comes to mind - a photo of lions mating. The male lion's face was like, "ARRRRRRRGHGHGHHGHGHGH" and the caption read "a very post-coital male lion..."
[01:51:31] <Ethanol-fueled> The paper issues of NatGeo were very good back then, they're probably SJW crap now. Plight of "refugees" etc.
[01:52:05] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[01:52:06] <NetCraft> ^ 03World's Biggest Fart - The Hippo - YouTube
[01:52:08] <SirFinkus> "tribal nudity"
[01:52:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that was one of the most profound experiences of my childhood.
[01:52:48] <Ethanol-fueled> "mom, how come they are showing boobs on TV?"
[01:53:01] <Ethanol-fueled> "dear, because it's okay for those people to do it"
[01:53:42] <SirFinkus> lol
[01:53:48] <SirFinkus> mine was fantasia
[01:53:55] <SirFinkus> I re-watched at again
[01:54:13] <SirFinkus> and was disturbed by how much it has shaped my psyche
[01:54:25] * Runaway1956 heads to the kitchen in his hunter-gatherer role
[01:54:30] <SirFinkus> the artistic things that resonate with me etc
[01:55:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, my parents made me watch that as a kid, and it reeked of satanism and the occult.
[01:55:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Looks like I'll have to watch it again, soon. Bahahah
[01:55:15] <SirFinkus> it's awesome
[01:55:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Dark as fuck. Wasn't there the prince of darkness?
[01:55:58] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:55:58] <NetCraft> ^✓ 03Night On Bald Mountain - Fantasia (1941) (Theatrical Cut) - YouTube
[01:56:09] <SirFinkus> probably the part you're thinking of Ethanol-fueled
[01:57:08] <SirFinkus> even has some demon tittays in it
[01:57:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that's it.
[01:57:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit.
[01:57:48] <Runaway1956> "demon tittays" implies a succubus
[01:57:53] <SirFinkus> fantasia was a masterpiece
[01:57:57] <Ethanol-fueled> How was that shit no censured?
[01:57:58] * Runaway1956 always wondered how she could suck a bus
[01:58:05] <Ethanol-fueled> s/no/not/g
[01:58:07] <exec> <Ethanol-fueled> How was that shit not censured?
[01:58:35] <SirFinkus> I can't think of any recent art that has affected me in the same way
[01:58:40] <SirFinkus> it's cathartic
[01:59:09] <SirFinkus> they'd never make this today
[01:59:18] <Runaway1956> cathartic ray tubes
[01:59:25] <Ethanol-fueled> How can families that prayed to God at every dinner force that upon their children?
[01:59:37] <SirFinkus> this was my favorite movie as a kid
[02:00:25] * Runaway1956 has trapped a plateful of imitation White Castle burgers
[02:00:40] * Runaway1956 moves in for the kill
[02:00:47] <SirFinkus> I think we need to scare the shit out of kids more these days
[02:01:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, showing kids the brutal realities of life sucks for them, but it makes them stronger.
[02:01:48] <Runaway1956> "what don't kill you makes you stronger"
[02:02:10] <SirFinkus> the classic fair tales are pretty dark
[02:02:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, as far as anything other than leprosy goes, bahaha.
[02:02:16] <SirFinkus> fairy tales even
[02:02:22] <SirFinkus> now everything is watered down
[02:02:30] <SirFinkus> everybody wins
[02:02:37] <SirFinkus> villians are evil, but not really
[02:02:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh yeah, like "little red riding hood" being an allegory for period foolery.
[02:02:49] <Runaway1956> Ya know, people bitch about SN being very late with old news stories - CNN newsfeed has an article about humans and neanderthals copulating
[02:03:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Runaway, CNN is Jew distractionist bullshit.
[02:03:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Damn shame, they used to be decent.
[02:04:08] * Deucalion strolls in
[02:04:09] <Runaway1956> Not really - they used to be fresh and different, but they've always sucked up to the establishment
[02:04:20] <Runaway1956> Wipe your feet Deucalion !!
[02:04:26] <crutchy> cmn32480, did we get exec going without shitting all over the #debug channel?
[02:04:36] <Deucalion> I have no feet Runway1
[02:04:39] <SirFinkus> aren't you confident Deucalion
[02:04:42] <SirFinkus> strolling in like that
[02:04:43] <cmn32480> I rolled back the activity and li_buckets.php
[02:04:50] <crutchy> ah
[02:05:03] <crutchy> ah yeah now i remember
[02:05:04] <Runaway1956> Then wipe EF's feet deucalion
[02:05:08] <Deucalion> ewwwwww
[02:05:16] <SirFinkus> isn't that jesus's job?
[02:05:26] <SirFinkus> fuck, I think I kicked him last night for 3 days
[02:05:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Nobody better wipe my goddamn feet or anything else.
[02:05:32] <Deucalion> only if EF is a prostitute
[02:05:56] <Runaway1956> Don't think he can spell prostitute
[02:06:00] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm a rather nice guy in life. Let me buy you a beer and listen to your life story.
[02:06:13] <Deucalion> sure he can... he spells it "ho" or "bitch"
[02:06:17] <SirFinkus> fly up here and buy me a beer then
[02:06:34] <Ethanol-fueled> NIGGERS. Sorry, folks....I have....Tourette's syndrome.
[02:06:36] <SirFinkus> or you can just send me one
[02:06:49] <Runaway1956> email it
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[02:08:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Had a discussion with the bartender last night. "When your job is working for customers, you develop a seething hatred for them."
[02:08:22] <Deucalion> PM SirFinkus ?
[02:09:00] <SirFinkus> knock yourself out
[02:10:19] <SirFinkus> .op
[02:10:19] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o SirFinkus] by Aphrodite
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[02:10:59] * JamesNZ accidentally knocks SirFinkus out instead
[02:11:24] <SirFinkus> .deop
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[02:12:18] <SoyCow3297> Greetings @soylent-ers! I'm subscribed to the daily digest - and I haven't received it the last two evenings. Just an FYI to those that need to know ;-)
[02:12:28] <SirFinkus> JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS
[02:13:10] <cmn32480> SoyCow3297 - there have been errors in the daily processing recently. the devs/sysops are aware of it AFAIK
[02:13:40] <SoyCow3297> Thats cool! Appreciate all the efforts!
[02:14:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Good point, fink
[02:14:08] <cmn32480> No problem. We appreciate you jumping on to let us know, just in case style.
[02:14:35] SirFinkus is now known as HermannGoering
[02:14:49] <HermannGoering> I KNOW NOSHING!
[02:14:54] <cmn32480> #smake HermannGoering
[02:14:54] * MrPlow smakes HermannGoering upside the head with a cluebat
[02:15:48] HermannGoering is now known as SirFinkus
[02:16:13] <Deucalion> SoyCow3297, as cmn32480 says, we're aware the daily task is failing for some reason, the devs are aware and will be right on it once they get back from fishing or something :D
[02:16:53] <cmn32480> well... PJ might look at it before then....
[02:17:01] <SoyCow3297> Chuckle! - have a good evening everyone!! Over and out!
[02:17:10] <SirFinkus> night SoyCow3297
[02:17:12] * SoyCow3297 is going to bed!
[02:17:18] <cmn32480> ~gnight SoyCow3297
[02:17:18] -!- SoyCow3297 has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[02:17:20] * exec diabolically experiences an assfull of pressed ham with SoyCow3297
[02:17:41] <Deucalion> exec gets more disturbing by the day :/
[02:18:04] <Runaway1956> We have some disturbed programmers, that's why
[02:18:04] <cmn32480> ~gday <list>
[02:18:08] <exec> http://ix.io
[02:18:16] <cmn32480> check that site for the full list
[02:18:31] <cmn32480> it is VERY disturbing... courtesy of crutchy and chromas
[02:18:35] <cmn32480> mostly
[02:18:52] <SirFinkus> ~gday add adverb seductively
[02:18:54] * exec romantically writes a fanfic featuring a DD cup of baby batter about add
[02:19:03] * SirFinkus forgot the context
[02:19:09] <Deucalion> Just markov chain stuff right?
[02:19:57] <cmn32480> ~gday
[02:20:01] * Runaway1956 remembers when markov was just "little marky"
[02:20:11] <crutchy> ~g'day >adverb seductively
[02:20:13] <exec> added to adverbs
[02:20:22] <cmn32480> yeah... that
[02:20:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Traditional methods don't account for the one prick who blows it all up.
[02:20:37] * SirFinkus really needs to add irc support to Dicks 3.1 For Workgroups: Enterprise Edition™
[02:21:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Linux would have some mainstrem credibility, but now you're infiltrated by a bunch of Sarah Sharps.
[02:21:41] <Deucalion> wtf is a Sarah Sharp?
[02:22:00] <SirFinkus> How could she infiltrate anything with that FAT ASS
[02:22:01] <crutchy> maybe its what RMS's toe jam evolved into
[02:22:11] <Runaway1956> ~define sarah sharp
[02:22:13] <exec> sarah sharp: unable to find definition
[02:22:18] <cmn32480> SJW
[02:22:22] <cmn32480> with a gigantic ass
[02:22:25] <SirFinkus> she's Ef's muse
[02:22:25] <Ethanol-fueled> A smart girl, who has technical chops. You let her in, because she knows what she's doing...
[02:22:26] <cmn32480> apparently
[02:22:58] <Subsentient> God, I hate this universe.
[02:23:00] <Deucalion> Ohh... part of that battlefield. /me stays away
[02:23:02] <Subsentient> I really fucking hate it.
[02:23:12] <Runaway1956> You don't "let girls in" - you get into girls
[02:23:15] * Deucalion teleports Subsentient to another universe
[02:23:15] <Subsentient> God must be a fucking sociopath
[02:23:27] <Runaway1956> That's what is wrong with the world today, the kids have everything backwards
[02:23:34] <SirFinkus> might have a date with that fat bottomed girl from my class Ethanol-fueled
[02:23:34] <Subsentient> Just saw a gif of a rat getting torn in half underwater by some reptile.
[02:23:46] <SirFinkus> the one shaped like a bowling pin
[02:23:55] <Subsentient> The top half of the little guy tried to swim away with its intestines trailing behind
[02:23:56] <crutchy> SirFinkus, you lucky bastard
[02:23:58] <Subsentient> he didn't make it.
[02:24:01] <Subsentient> at least that was kind.
[02:24:09] <crutchy> tap it hard man
[02:24:10] <SirFinkus> luck has nothing to do with it
[02:24:29] <Subsentient> I hate this universe.
[02:24:32] <Subsentient> God I hate it.
[02:24:36] <Subsentient> Toxic to the soul.
[02:24:43] <Runaway1956> So, make your own universe
[02:24:48] <Subsentient> Reality itself is carcinogenic.
[02:24:55] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:24:55] <NetCraft> ^✓ 03Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) - YouTube
[02:24:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Then, before you know it, she's insulting everything you do. "Deucalion, the loofah goes on the second shelf of the bathroom rack, not the third. " "Deucalion, you left a speck on that floor you hand-scrubbed earlier. " "Deucalion, you left your towel on the bed again." "Deucalion, there's a spot on those dishes you did earlier."
[02:25:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, don't be defeatist. If you're gonna die, you might as well wrestle errybody else into being your bitch.
[02:25:49] <Runaway1956> Ethanol-fueled - that's why a man doesn't do housework - the female is going to find fault no matter what
[02:25:57] <Subsentient> You know, I post gifs of women squirting diarrhea on themselves like a fountain, hitler twisting his girl-tits, disgusting nose cheese gifs, but I don't take any enjoyment out of watching something innocent die a horrific death.
[02:26:58] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I'm alive because people need me. It's things like that gif that make me want to die, every day of my life.
[02:27:06] <SirFinkus> innocence is something we as humans ascribe to animals and people
[02:27:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, you know then, that life fucking sucks. The Mexicans call it "la puta vida" ("this bitch of a life")
[02:27:23] <SirFinkus> my house is made out of "innocent" trees
[02:27:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, animals which eat their young are "innocent"
[02:28:15] <Ethanol-fueled> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:28:16] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Infanticide (zoology)
[02:29:07] <Subsentient> Just because it's natural doesn't mean it's not an atrocity before the eyes of God. We just tell ourselves it's alright because it's natural or inevitable, but the insipid truth is, Hell is real, this is Hell.
[02:29:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, I don't agree with your invocation of god, but from the perspective of a bystander or somebody involved, I do agree that the act is horriffic.
[02:29:56] <Runaway1956> Subsentient - whatever else God may or may not be, he's psychotic. He created all those natural things that you find so abhorrent.
[02:30:05] <SirFinkus> humanity is so vain that they think God has the same moral code
[02:30:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New York State Senator Proposes Open Source Tax Credit - http://sylnt.us - finally-making-sense
[02:30:28] <crutchy> Subsentient, that's an interesting idea; that earth is actually not god's land but is actually hell
[02:30:31] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: In a concentration camp, a Jewish prisoner carved "If there is a god, he will have to beg my forgiveness."
[02:30:50] <crutchy> not that i'm religious, but its an idea i haven't heard of. sort of like the matrix
[02:30:50] <Runaway1956> That is an old, old theme in Judaism
[02:31:15] <SirFinkus> Hannibal is pretty good
[02:31:21] <SirFinkus> the tv series
[02:31:46] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy++
[02:31:46] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 200
[02:32:11] <crutchy> now where's that fucking bitch in the red dress
[02:32:12] <Runaway1956> Read a story once - can't remember title or author
[02:32:22] <Subsentient> My personal Tool playlist, which is bringing me some peace: https://www.youtube.com
[02:32:22] <NetCraft> ^✓ 03Tool - YouTube
[02:32:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Earth is hell. Just that people realized that the state of nature - man against man - is not beneficial.
[02:32:40] <Subsentient> None of it is beneficial.
[02:32:57] <Runaway1956> A race evolved in a very crowded part of space, constantly bombarded with debris - and they vow to find the God that created them, to punish them
[02:33:09] <SirFinkus> bleh, a tool playlist
[02:33:21] <Subsentient> Some murderers accept the natural murdering of other life to survive as justification for their actions. Like because it happens naturally and inevitably, it's somehow alright. That's a toxic logical fallacy.
[02:33:22] <SirFinkus> tool is a good band, but nothing more
[02:33:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Early in SN's birth I proposed that they make a logo based on the woodcut of Hobbes' Leviathan
[02:33:29] <Ethanol-fueled> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:33:30] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Leviathan (book)
[02:34:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Many don't like Hobbes but he stated that humans are beasts who need to be put in their place.
[02:34:20] * SirFinkus goes back to watching hannibal cook a human leg
[02:34:32] <crutchy> i proposed 8008135.org
[02:34:46] * Ethanol-fueled doesn't click the link
[02:34:49] <SirFinkus> think I fucked my hand up practicing The Tropper
[02:34:53] <SirFinkus> Trooper even
[02:35:43] <Deucalion> iron maiden track?
[02:35:51] <SirFinkus> yes
[02:35:58] <SirFinkus> playing it for my guitar final
[02:36:01] <Deucalion> rocking it old skool :D
[02:36:02] * Ethanol-fueled saw iron maiden(original lineup) live.
[02:36:09] <Deucalion> likewise
[02:36:09] <Subsentient> If I could, I'd find whatever evil god created this whirlpool of indescribable horrors of a world and shove the utilitarian symbol of summation so far up its ass, my shoulders would be brown when I came back out.
[02:36:19] <SirFinkus> trying to perfect it, but my hand is fucked I think
[02:36:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, evil is an evil most necessary.
[02:37:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Or, "the road to hell is paved with good intentions."
[02:37:16] <Subsentient> Evil is not necessary. Sometimes we tolerate it to help circumvent a greater evil, but it's still evil. And it's still undesirable.
[02:37:17] <Ethanol-fueled> You can do evil with good.
[02:37:29] <crutchy> without evil, good wouldn't feel soo goood
[02:37:30] <SirFinkus> define evil
[02:37:38] <Subsentient> Evil specifies intentions, not undesirable consequences, at least to me.
[02:37:38] <SirFinkus> because I've heard a few definitions
[02:37:49] <Subsentient> Evil = malevolent or vastly corrupted intentions
[02:37:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, as long as humanity exists, or any species, you will have evil.
[02:38:09] <Subsentient> No shit.
[02:38:09] <Deucalion> Subsentient, you believe this world was created or is guided by a God? Or perhaps that God made a plain canvas and what we have now is the result of our own actions as a species?
[02:38:14] <SirFinkus> well, define malevolent intentions
[02:38:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Evil is the natural state of all creatures that shit and piss.
[02:38:22] <crutchy> evil = the other guy
[02:38:26] <SirFinkus> because you've really just gone further down the rabbit hole
[02:38:43] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I'm not sure what I believe. I do believe there is probably one and only one god, but I'm also a nihilist despite my agnosticism.
[02:38:53] <Subsentient> I believe that whatever god made this place, he probably has a god too.
[02:38:54] <Subsentient> And so on.
[02:39:20] <SirFinkus> so is evil determined by whoever this god is?
[02:39:29] <Subsentient> No.
[02:39:33] <crutchy> and the black hole at the center of the galaxy... that's his big black ass hole
[02:40:01] <Subsentient> It's determined through the process of summation, and from a utilitarian perspective, evil is deliberately and knowingly suboptimal intentions.
[02:40:21] <crutchy> i dunno. evil tends to be pretty efficient up to a point
[02:40:26] <SirFinkus> suboptimal?
[02:40:29] <Deucalion> Subsentient, why only one God? Monotheism is a small subset of religions that have prevailed in fairly recent history. You only need to go back a little to find Norse tradition, Sikh tradition, Roman / Greek tradition etc ad infinitum where multiple Gods were common.
[02:40:32] <SirFinkus> for whom, or what?
[02:40:43] <crutchy> yeah the egyptians had it right
[02:40:49] <crutchy> hot goddesses and all
[02:40:55] <Deucalion> and cats!
[02:41:05] <crutchy> gotta have a bit of superhuman pussy
[02:41:06] <Deucalion> I miss Spalls
[02:41:39] <Subsentient> crutchy: it is efficient for one. But there are many. As a result of our basic moral fiber (in most people), we are the first species to enter orbit, the first species to create computers, the first to question the fabric of reality.
[02:41:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Evil is hard to understand in modern society, but go back and you'll find why it is what it is.
[02:41:56] <crutchy> Subsentient, how do you know that?
[02:42:04] <Subsentient> crutchy: On this planet, I mean.
[02:42:10] <Ethanol-fueled> And, make no mistake, evil STILL applies.
[02:42:10] <Deucalion> Subsentient, how do you know we are the first to do any of that? Recorded history is fucking short
[02:42:48] <Subsentient> Deucalion: We'd have artifacts of their technology, even if they lived a billion years ago, but from the looks of things, complex life didn't exist a billion years ago.
[02:43:08] <crutchy> Subsentient, they might have been really good at hiding it
[02:43:21] <Subsentient> It's possible, but doubtful.
[02:43:32] <Deucalion> Or the victors in some struggle destroyed it all.... Cathage anyone?
[02:43:37] <Deucalion> Carthage?
[02:43:37] <crutchy> its possible that humans think they know entirely more than they do
[02:43:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient - You sound like Jean-Jaques Rosseau. Take a lootk at the state of modern geopolitics and read Hobbes' Leviathan.
[02:44:17] <Ethanol-fueled> s/lootk/look/g
[02:44:19] <exec> <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient - You sound like Jean-Jaques Rosseau. Take a look at the state of modern geopolitics and read Hobbes' Leviathan.
[02:44:28] <crutchy> Deucalion, or the library of alexandria
[02:44:33] <Deucalion> indeed
[02:45:23] <Deucalion> 100s if not 1000s years of accumulated knowledge just blown away by fucking morons wishing to impose their own reality
[02:45:46] <crutchy> the previous humans might have nuked their dumb asses thousands of years ago too
[02:46:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Computer geeks should love Leviathan, it reduces man's behavior to a series of steps.
[02:46:30] <Deucalion> All speculation
[02:46:45] <crutchy> it could really be like the matrix
[02:46:52] <Deucalion> it could
[02:47:00] * crutchy wonders how many times nuclear weapons have been invented by man throughout history
[02:47:05] <Deucalion> we'll never know so why worry about it?
[02:47:13] <crutchy> its fun to think about :p
[02:47:35] <Ethanol-fueled> I disagree. Leviathan reduces man to a series of steps. Those steps are simple, but it takes an intelligent person to reduce man to those steps.
[02:48:06] <crutchy> its also kinda odd that aussie aborigines are 40,000 years old, but man's history in the northern hemisphere seems to be much shorter
[02:48:12] <Deucalion> Existentialism always leads to suicidal thoughts as you begin to realise you have absolutely no control over your own destiny.
[02:48:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, as an exsitentalist, I find your defeatist philosophy to be unrealistic.
[02:48:53] <Deucalion> :D
[02:49:04] <SirFinkus> how would that lead to suicide? I found the concept oddly comforting
[02:49:16] <Subsentient> Why do you think suicide rates in starvation countries is so low?
[02:49:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Take, for example, Kafka's writings. He lost in a lot of his books, only because he had the chance to take action but didnt.
[02:49:35] <Deucalion> Because they starve to death before they can top themselves?
[02:49:36] <Subsentient> Because they are living for the promise of a better tomorrow, one not filled with hunger or war.
[02:49:52] <Subsentient> We here in the first world have nothing of the sort.
[02:50:02] <Subsentient> For us, we become existentialist.
[02:50:11] <Subsentient> We see the irrelevance of it all.
[02:50:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient, I agree with a lot of your philosophies, but we seriously need to get you into a club and laid.
[02:50:54] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: If I wanted that, I'd put up an ad on Craigslist and find some fat chick with syphilis to fuck crosseyed.
[02:51:42] <SirFinkus> seems relevant, probably only to me, but w/e
[02:51:43] <Deucalion> Subsentient, when we become comfortable (for any measure of comfortable), we spend time introspecting about life the universe and everything. That seems to be the point that a society collapses. Seems humans are only happy when they are struggling, fighting and competing to achieve something.
[02:51:56] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Indeed.
[02:52:11] <Runaway1956> "We've got to tend the garden" - Tolstoy in Candida
[02:52:19] <SirFinkus> I "learned" in my anthro class that all religions are the same, and any interpretation of their texts that doesn't abide by the golden rules is a misinpretation
[02:52:26] <SirFinkus> fucking hilarious
[02:52:46] <Subsentient> Hilarious in a 'laughing while crying' kind of way.
[02:52:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, can I rat you out for being an extremist, then?
[02:53:03] <Subsentient> Laughing while looking concerned-ly at your classmate.
[02:53:15] <SirFinkus> for not buying that bullshit?
[02:53:29] <SirFinkus> I think I already ratted myself out
[02:53:34] * Subsentient is a rat
[02:53:55] <SirFinkus> as I charitably put it "that conclusion is a stretch"
[02:54:05] <Subsentient> Sometimes, I think that'd be nice. Live for 3 years in ignorance and then die.
[02:55:18] <Subsentient> Man, I'm really a downer tonight.
[02:55:19] <Deucalion> I find religious texts really interesting. Once you cut away the obvious "this shit is here to indoctrinate compliance" stuff, they are quite wise, but always of their time of creation. Like a dated computer game... is of its time.
[02:55:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient - Life is a downer.
[02:55:45] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled++
[02:55:47] <Deucalion> Subsentient, yes you are. Anything we can do to cheer you up?
[02:56:15] <Subsentient> Deucalion: You could give my bot OP.
[02:56:17] <Subsentient> :^D
[02:56:24] <Deucalion> Already done
[02:56:36] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Aphrodite
[02:56:40] <Deucalion> see
[02:56:43] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Thanks.
[02:56:48] <crutchy> Subsentient, find a chick that's into peanut butter
[02:56:49] <Runaway1956> Don't do it - it's a trap!
[02:56:57] <Subsentient> $burrito Runaway1956
[02:56:57] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Runaway1956
[02:57:04] <Subsentient> $chanctl deop aqu4
[02:57:04] <aqu4> Ok.
[02:57:05] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o aqu4] by aqu4
[02:57:05] <crutchy> like... as a kink
[02:57:11] <Deucalion> I foresaw that request Subsentient :P
[02:57:20] <SirFinkus> buy her oven mitts, duct tape, and a male dog too
[02:57:20] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Thank you. :^)
[02:57:36] <SirFinkus> dew claws are a bitch
[02:57:53] * Subsentient only has one kink, it's weird, and he's not telling
[02:57:59] <Deucalion> Subsentient, np, yew happies now?
[02:58:02] <SirFinkus> it's cool, we already know
[02:58:11] <Subsentient> Deucalion: That improved my mood a good bit, thank you. :^)
[02:58:24] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: What do you think you know? :^3
[02:58:48] <SirFinkus> thats no fun
[02:59:28] * crutchy read that as "improved my wood a bit"
[02:59:34] * crutchy needs moar coffee++
[03:00:11] * Runaway1956 mulls the relative merits of watching a movie, or taking a nap
[03:00:27] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Why not watch a nap, or take a movie?
[03:00:35] * crutchy ponders borking his bot
[03:00:35] * Deucalion harvests tinder and wood to start a campfire near Subsentient in order to improve mood more
[03:00:43] <crutchy> or rather cmn32480's bot
[03:00:50] <cmn32480> STILL YER BOT
[03:00:55] <cmn32480> i JSUT KEEP HIM RUNNING 24X7
[03:01:16] <crutchy> i think with that updatey thingy i might be able to make it update
[03:01:35] <SirFinkus> bbl
[03:01:37] * Deucalion feels untrusted... -10 Mood
[03:01:54] * Subsentient lathers his nuts in peanut butter
[03:01:59] <Runaway1956> moody shit is moody shit
[03:02:05] <Subsentient> Anyone got some pit bulls I can borrow?
[03:02:06] <crutchy> dood
[03:02:19] <crutchy> that's... not a good image
[03:02:21] * Deucalion is worried
[03:02:35] <Subsentient> :^D
[03:02:38] <Runaway1956> If I went to the neighbor's field, took his bull, and led it into the gravel pit, would I have a pit bull?
[03:02:53] <Subsentient> You'd have a pun.
[03:03:06] <Runaway1956> Wow, I can have my own pun?
[03:03:42] <Subsentient> Frayed knot.
[03:03:49] * Deucalion expends 50% XP casting spell of Happy on Subsentient - cheer up you bastard!
[03:03:52] <Deucalion> :D
[03:04:45] <Subsentient> Deucalion: I'm glad to have my bot's OP back. TBH, it was more of a on principle thing. I felt it was wrong to take it and raised concern in me for the channel's wellbeing. Your restoration makes me feel like it'll be alright.
[03:04:51] <Subsentient> Thanks for not being that vexed asshole :^)
[03:06:11] <Subsentient> Seriously, I want to find that vexed guy and tear his nuts off before he reproduces.
[03:07:17] <chromas> Don't be like vexed; send me five thousand dollars
[03:08:23] <Subsentient> chromas: Do you take monopoly money?
[03:08:48] <chromas> It's NetCraft money now
[03:10:24] <Deucalion> Subsentient, technically I didn't remove your bot's OP - I just set the channel as "secure
[03:11:22] <Deucalion> seek here https://atheme.github.io for "paranoid"... the bot does not have the chanacs or group membership to be allowed OP on a secure chanel
[03:11:23] <NetCraft> ^ 03Atheme help - ChanServ
[03:11:26] <Subsentient> Man this juice for this little vape pen I bought tastes terrible. I wanted something that tastes like tobacco -- this tastes like cough syrup.
[03:11:45] * Subsentient smokes his cough syrup
[03:12:25] <Ethanol-fueled> DXM++
[03:12:25] <Bender> karma - dxm: 1
[03:12:39] <Subsentient> DXM?
[03:12:49] <Deucalion> Hmm... good diversion... any recommendations for a good vaping starter kit for someone trying to kick the deadly cancer sticks?
[03:13:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion: smoke the ones with THC.
[03:13:17] <cmn32480> one with less nicotine than them cancer sticks
[03:13:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I smoked on and off since age 14. Marlboro reds.
[03:13:45] <Deucalion> EF: THC containing stuff - probably illegal where I am
[03:14:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Tobacco is a bitch to kick. I've kicked the habit only to find myself smoking it on weekends.
[03:15:10] <Ethanol-fueled> My strategy is addiction substitution. But for those who don't care to ingest TNC, there are few options.
[03:15:27] <Ethanol-fueled> s/TNC/THC/g
[03:15:29] <exec> <Ethanol-fueled> My strategy is addiction substitution. But for those who don't care to ingest THC, there are few options.
[03:15:31] <Subsentient> Deucalion: My smoke shop sells $10 refillable vape pens. The juice is like $6 for a bottle, it lasts a while.
[03:15:47] <Deucalion> Makes me laugh that historically the Puritans fucked of England to what is now NA - and NA is becoming more liberal (small L) about this shit and we are sinking into fascism and statist overwatch territory.
[03:16:29] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Do NOT get the juice on you or let non-vaporized juice touch any part of you, it'll poison you.
[03:16:41] <Subsentient> If your mouthpiece gets drippy juice, wash it off really well.
[03:16:51] <Subsentient> And wash hands well after filling it.
[03:17:15] <SirFinkus> Subsentient usually that means you're doing a good job
[03:17:20] <SirFinkus> in my experience
[03:17:37] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: what is a good job?
[03:17:48] * SirFinkus smirks
[03:17:49] <Deucalion> I've tried the cheapy disposable e-cigs.... they just made me hiccup. I figure I need something better. Cigs are sooo damn expensive here now.
[03:18:54] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Those are terrible, and they have no throat hit. Might try the menthols though, they do.
[03:21:32] <Deucalion> I get confused when looking at the vaping sites... it's like they have all been overrun with hipster vinyl lovers or something.... qualitative reviews about hit to lung or hit to mouth then lung... wtf... Ohm... Sub-Ohm? wtf is that about? Should I but a gold-plated, oxygen free cable to recharge my vape device for the best experience?
[03:24:00] <Deucalion> Reminds me of audiophile and beer-o-phile reviews.... complete twattery.
[03:26:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Good evening. I have to go.
[03:30:27] <Deucalion> OK, I'm going to go demonstrate my complete failure at being a strategist... XCOM here I come. Be well ppl
[03:37:07] * chromas spits Skittles juice into Subsentient's vaporizer
[03:37:15] <chromas> Purple drank!
[03:37:21] <Subsentient> lol
[03:37:28] <Subsentient> I feel like a hipster with this thing.
[03:37:30] <Subsentient> blech.
[03:37:53] <Subsentient> Well I'm still the same boring, bland guy I was before, so that's some comfort.
[03:39:07] * Subsentient is fixing bugs in NEXUS
[03:40:37] <chromas> Don't worry. To be a hipster you also need to buy cheap clothes from goodwill but spend $35 on a quinoa salad
[03:40:58] <Subsentient> Oh god.
[03:41:31] <Subsentient> I buy cheap clothes from goodwill because I'm poor as dirt.... but I'm no health nut and I take a dim view of expensive restaurants and all this anti-gluten bs
[03:41:38] * chromas offers up 'quirky' trinkets
[03:42:00] <chromas> Put a bird on it!
[03:43:36] <chromas> #youtube put a bird on it
[03:43:36] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
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[03:58:57] <Subsentient> yay
[03:59:01] <Subsentient> one more bug fixed.
[04:01:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Prescient Science Fiction From 1946 Predicted the Internet (and Some of its Problems) - http://sylnt.us - predicting-the-future
[04:22:37] * Subsentient pukes all over the room, walls, and ceiling
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[05:32:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Smart People Are Better Off With Fewer Friends - http://sylnt.us - i-have-hundreds-of-friends-on-Facebook
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[05:57:42] * Subsentient looks at potential burrito targets
[05:58:22] <Subsentient> $burrito mrcoolbp and arti and chromas and crutchy and TheMightyBuzzard and AndyTheAbsurd and paulej72 and SirFinkus and cmn32480
[05:58:22] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at mrcoolbp and arti and chromas and crutchy and TheMightyBuzzard and AndyTheAbsurd and paulej72 and SirFinkus and cmn32480
[05:58:29] <Subsentient> :^3
[05:58:37] <Subsentient> I'm bored, entertain me, peasants!
[05:58:39] * Deucalion glitter-bombs #soylent xD Yay barbie glitterati. xD Wait my spell check did not squigly underline "glitter-bomb"...... it's a mind control exercise.
[05:58:41] <SirFinkus> oi
[05:59:06] <Subsentient> ~rainbow how many felched cat rectums does it take to puke the gerbil intestines
[05:59:08] <exec> 00,12h00,02o00,06w00,04 00,07m00,08a00,09n00,12y00,02 00,06f00,04e00,07l00,08c00,09h00,12e00,02d00,06 00,04c00,07a00,08t00,09 00,12r00,02e00,06c00,04t00,07u00,08m00,09s00,12 00,02d00,06o00,04e00,07s00,08 00,09i00,12t00,02 00,06t00,04a00,07k00,08e00,09 00,12t00,02o00,06 00,04p00,07u00,08k00,09e00,12 00,02t00,06h00,04e00,07 00,08g00,09e00,12r0
[05:59:22] <SirFinkus> some asshole pinged me
[05:59:33] * Subsentient sniffs himself
[05:59:47] <Subsentient> Nope, not an asshole.
[06:00:17] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Greetings in the name of the maggot infested ballsack of the undead god Lord Gerbilius!
[06:00:42] <SirFinkus> balrglerlsarelgaargls
[06:01:33] <SirFinkus> "do not get in the eyes or on the anal or vaginal areas"
[06:01:58] <SirFinkus> "do not apply over large areas of the bodies"
[06:02:05] <SirFinkus> *body
[06:02:19] <Deucalion> you guys are disturbed.
[06:02:43] * Subsentient applies vigorously to his anus and mangina
[06:03:16] * Deucalion feels somewhat ill
[06:03:25] * Subsentient vomits down Deucalion's throat
[06:03:44] <Deucalion> no... that did not happen
[06:04:58] <Subsentient> You know what? Something just occurred to me. Those human centipede movies, it would never work like that. Someone would shit in one guy's mouth, then that guy wouldn't be able to stand it, and would vomit it back into the first guy's asshole, which the guy would then shit back into the second guy's mouth, which he would then vomit back into his asshole, ad infinitum.
[06:05:19] <chromas> or go out the nose
[06:05:24] <Deucalion> Deranged lunatics to the left of me, deranged lunatics to the right, here I am stuck in the middle again :
[06:05:26] <Subsentient> Mmm, delicious.
[06:05:50] <Subsentient> chromas: I can see the chunks of carrots mixed with shit squirting out of his nostrils now.
[06:06:14] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:06:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealers Wheel - YouTube
[06:06:30] <chromas> nuh uh. I'm the guy at the front barfing for the back guy by proxy
[06:06:34] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Are you on freenode?
[06:06:57] <Deucalion> The fuck's that got to do with you?
[06:07:11] <Subsentient> Deucalion: If so, join ##vibratingbuttplugsandhorsedildos
[06:09:30] <Deucalion> Well that surely doesn't sound like a channel that is abusing freenode's reason to exist... not at all. I must join it immediately.
[06:09:46] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Yes, please do!
[06:10:50] * Deucalion exudes sarcasm.... hope someone gets it.
[06:10:59] * Deucalion fucks off to bed
[06:15:04] <Subsentient> $burrito SirFinkus
[06:15:04] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at SirFinkus
[06:15:07] <Subsentient> Entertain me, plebe!
[06:15:47] * SirFinkus flails about
[06:16:06] * Subsentient lathers SirFinkus in chunky peanut butter mixed with vomit
[06:16:18] <SirFinkus> why dilute the vomit?
[06:16:24] <Subsentient> Good point.
[06:16:30] * Subsentient hits SirFinkus with the vomit pressure hose
[06:16:42] <chromas> you mean your mouth?
[06:16:48] <Subsentient> .... maybe
[06:16:53] <Subsentient> .... maybe not
[06:18:36] <chromas> going through another orifice would make it no longer vomit
[06:20:13] <Subsentient> chromas: Maybe I puked it, put it in a tank, and hooked it up to a hydraulic pump.
[06:33:39] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: https://www.youtube.com
[06:33:40] <NetCraft> ^ 03Goofy sings Evanescence's Bring Me to Life - YouTube
[06:33:52] <SirFinkus> just shoot me instead please
[06:33:54] <SirFinkus> make it quick
[06:34:25] <Subsentient> lol
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[06:56:27] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 sorry mate i accidentally restarted exec instead of x. some stuff being dumped to #debug. not sure what state of code is but maybe just update irc.php, irc_lib.php, scripts/activity.php, scripts/lib_buckets.php
[06:56:30] <exec> message saved
[06:57:07] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 those updates you did thismorning should have made them uptodate, but i remember disabling activity.php last night so maybe not for whatever reason
[06:57:09] <exec> message saved
[07:37:50] <SirFinkus> there Subsentient
[07:37:53] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[07:37:55] <SirFinkus> be entertained
[07:37:55] <NetCraft> ^ 03Rio Olympics poop water: Brazil promises to have ungodly amount of sewage, garbage and pathogens - YouTube
[07:52:34] <chromas> http://www.projectconsent.com
[07:52:34] <NetCraft> ^ 03INDEX
[07:53:20] <SirFinkus> what if it's fuk me in the butt
[07:54:02] <chromas> the 3d genitals are animated
[08:03:32] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[08:03:34] <NetCraft> ^ 03How to make the Flaming Bob Marley Shot - Tipsy Bartender - YouTube
[08:04:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Caught With a Hand in the Cookie Jar, Black Hole in Our Galaxy Eats Like Cookie Monster - http://sylnt.us - cookie-cookie-cookie
[08:06:10] <Subsentient> crutchy: chromas SirFinkus https://www.youtube.com
[08:06:11] <NetCraft> ^✓ 03A Prank Time - YouTube
[08:06:35] <SirFinkus> no matter how many times you post it
[08:09:47] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: watch it
[08:11:07] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Perhaps something tamer? https://www.youtube.com
[08:11:08] <NetCraft> ^ 03NASAL CHOLESTEATOMA - YouTube
[08:11:31] <SirFinkus> seen it
[08:11:45] <Subsentient> aww
[08:12:23] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: http://i.imgur.com
[08:12:36] <SirFinkus> pfft
[08:13:21] <Subsentient> :^(
[08:13:39] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: You're a sack of smoked cat nipple jerky, you know that?
[08:20:50] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: https://www.youtube.com
[08:20:51] <NetCraft> ^ 03Graphic Video – Doctor Removes Large Piece of Glass from Man’s Eye - YouTube
[08:21:45] <SirFinkus> you aren't going to shock me
[08:22:23] <chromas> Need to go find some people who haven't been on the internet for longer than a week
[08:26:07] <SirFinkus> I've seen a man put a glass thermometer in his urethra and shatter it
[08:26:33] <SirFinkus> didn't even stop eating my chips for some eye horror
[08:30:42] <chromas> what kind of chips?
[08:30:54] <SirFinkus> kettle pepperchini ones
[08:49:49] <SirFinkus> I should write a will, and put wacky provisions in it
[08:50:34] <SirFinkus> you can have my stuff, but only if you stay in this haunted house overnight
[08:53:16] <chromas> is it haunted by gender studies majors?
[08:58:50] <SirFinkus> chained to this mortal coil by their student debt
[09:01:11] <chromas> bankraped
[09:03:01] <Subsentient> ok, I'm starting to dig this goofy looking vape pen, I'm getting a real kickback from the nicotine in it. Imma get even higher dose next time.
[09:35:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI and NHTSA Warn of Car Hacking - http://sylnt.us - everything-should-be-connected-to-the-interwebs
[10:25:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:25:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2374
[10:32:44] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: How many felched cat rectums does it take to puke the gerbil intestines?
[10:32:58] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[10:33:33] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Do you know? 'cause I forgot.
[10:34:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'all on you man. i don't do C++.
[10:35:32] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Haaaaaahahaha. Nice one.
[10:36:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> man... no wonder my weather api is taking so much ram up. it's having to pull in like a gerzillion dependencies
[10:38:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, it's just a web api. i can rewrite that in C easily.
[10:38:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> then leave the json parsing to perl.
[10:41:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> tis my considered opinion that perl is well worth it for the json parsing alone.
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[10:55:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe i'll use the early mornings to get more bot stuff moved over to C from perl
[10:56:38] <crutchy> you've succumbed to the dark side of the force
[11:00:52] <crutchy> ~tell cmn32480 the + permission seems to work with x. not sure why it not working with exec
[11:00:55] <exec> message saved
[11:06:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, nah
[11:06:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cost of Living Surveyed Globally - http://sylnt.us - everywhere-is-too-expensive
[11:07:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's just that i find boron's lack of ram disturbing
[11:09:19] <crutchy> now you're muttering something something something incomplete
[11:09:51] <crutchy> anyway, i'm off to bed
[11:09:55] <crutchy> workipoos tomorrow
[11:10:06] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent o/
[11:10:09] * exec proverbially embiggens a pint of shame with #soylent
[11:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g'night crutchy
[11:10:30] * exec accidentally offers a bathtub of coffee to crutchy
[11:10:41] * crutchy leaves poor ol cmn32480 with a #debug channel full of stupid :p
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[13:08:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Big Other: Surveillance Capitalism and the Prospects of an Information Civilization - http://sylnt.us - see-me-watch-me-sell-my-info
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[14:15:00] <cmn32480> ~gday #soylent
[14:15:02] * exec single-candidly rubs a doubly-linked list of nasty v on #soylent
[14:23:50] * chromas can't run fah after updating
[14:24:09] <chromas> terminated by signal SIGBUS (Misaligned address error)
[14:24:31] * chromas blames systemd
[14:31:43] <chromas> test
[14:31:56] <chromas> w00t! looks like the update stopped the errors
[14:32:10] <chromas> #smake exec
[14:32:10] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a bag of LEDs
[14:33:18] <exec> #smake chromas
[14:33:18] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with a TEDx speech
[14:35:03] <cmn32480> chromas - methinks that I need to pull a new copy of exec's code... I think I have a few files that are out of sync
[14:36:51] <chromas> needs an ~update-all or somethin'
[14:37:14] <cmn32480> still requires a very few manual changes...
[14:37:42] <chromas> looks like fah's working but fahcontrol wouldn't show status right because I removed the gpu physically without adjusting the config
[14:37:51] <chromas> the error's a systemd or dbus thing I guess
[14:38:18] <chromas> does ~update use git pull or rsync or something?
[14:38:52] * cmn32480 shurgsa
[14:39:44] <cmn32480> if you look in #exec, it says it pulls from raw.githubusercontent.com
[14:44:53] <cmn32480> I looked at the actual script adn it seems to use wget
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[16:36:45] <Runaway1956> http://www.chinadaily.com.cn
[16:37:18] <Runaway1956> Uhhhhhh - what's the matter with the bot?
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[18:52:19] * Subsentient fixed the typo in the story headline ^^
[19:13:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DRAM Leakage Side Effect Exploited for Privilege Escalation on Both DDR3 & DDR4 - http://sylnt.us - switching-to-pen-and-paper
[20:12:32] <SirFinkus> "hannibal lector is being induced to commit murder by an undercover FBI agent, this it outrageous government conduct" I'm having trouble suspending disbelief
[20:12:55] <SirFinkus> oh spoilers I guess
[20:18:27] <SirFinkus> ""they've issued a warrant for your arrest, for acting as an accessory to entrapment" said no one ever
[20:44:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Creating Tool to Port Chrome Extensions to Edge - http://sylnt.us - dog-eat-dog
[20:57:30] <crutchy> Subsentient++ # typos master
[20:57:30] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 49
[20:57:53] <crutchy> crutchy-- # typos even when upping the typo master
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[21:04:24] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:04:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2375
[21:07:00] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[21:16:20] <crutchy> ~g'day BadCoderFinger o/
[21:16:22] * exec crutchyly fires a caravan of tacos at BadCoderFinger
[21:16:36] <crutchy> wow that would hurt
[21:17:02] * crutchy apologises to BadCoderFinger on behalf of his caravan-firing bot
[21:19:50] <BadCoderFinger> Hey crutchy... weapons grade tacos...
[21:20:13] <BadCoderFinger> How are things?
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