#Soylent | Logs for 2016-04-02

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[00:01:28] <paulej72> OK when should 4/1 end?
[00:02:20] <SirFinkus> next year
[00:05:01] <cmn32480> paulej72 - it shoudl end yesterday
[00:05:08] <cmn32480> ~rps s
[00:05:09] <exec> rank for cmn32480: 16 - http://ix.io
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[00:14:14] <cmn32480> back at 10kft, if I don't fall asleep....
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[00:25:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Site looks good. The April 1st joke is conspicuously absent from the site that pioneered it.
[00:26:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Although somebody time-traveling to now from 20 years ago would have considered explicit "slashvertisements" the joke.
[00:26:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahaha
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[00:37:58] <chromas> Maddox made a post just for tmb: http://maddox.xmission.com
[00:37:59] <systemd> ^ 03BuzzebelMico9Post
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[00:42:20] <Cmn32480_phone> ~gday kids
[00:42:22] * exec buttmagically nudges a tinfoil hat of spitwads toward kids
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[00:53:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Time for april fools' drinking.
[00:54:10] <SirFinkus> 2 beers ahead of you
[00:54:31] <SirFinkus> saw a pretty neat band last night
[00:54:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Fug, betta catch up.
[00:54:31] <paulej72> OK site themes should return to normal
[00:54:37] <SirFinkus> https://www.reverbnation.com
[00:54:37] <systemd> ^✓ 03The Kareem Kandi Band | ReverbNation
[00:55:03] <Ethanol-fueled> sup pauley
[00:55:28] <Ethanol-fueled> You and your hipster shit, Fink
[00:55:50] <SirFinkus> great musicians
[00:56:01] <SirFinkus> and my guitar teacher was playing a guest
[00:56:05] <SirFinkus> *as a
[00:56:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice
[00:56:27] <SirFinkus> it's good drinking music
[00:56:51] <Ethanol-fueled> APril fools day and not a single joke until soylent news
[00:57:05] * Ethanol-fueled calls up his lady friends crying, says he has AIDS
[00:57:11] <SirFinkus> google screwed the pooch apparently
[00:58:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Because celebrating bunnies and colored eggs is offensive
[00:58:03] <Ethanol-fueled> They did for Easter as well.
[00:58:31] <SirFinkus> nobody has given me a satisfactory explanation for the bunny and egg thing
[00:59:04] <SirFinkus> I'm drinking hipster beer too
[00:59:11] <SirFinkus> about to try a habenero sour
[00:59:17] <Ethanol-fueled> The thanksgiving turkey fucked the Easter bunny
[00:59:17] <Ethanol-fueled> It was inter-species love.
[00:59:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey, bro, I'm all about my Grapefruit Sculpin, but that sounds wild, man.
[00:59:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Does that shit even work?
[00:59:51] <SirFinkus> probably some pagan shit like christmas trees
[01:00:05] <SirFinkus> grapefruit sculpin is probably my favorite IPA
[01:00:13] <SirFinkus> have you tried the habenero sculpin?
[01:00:33] <SirFinkus> it's good, but more of a novelty beer
[01:00:38] <SirFinkus> wouldn't really want to have more than one
[01:00:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Those aren't chocolates in the easter bunny's eggs - they're the blighted ova of two incompatible species.
[01:00:56] <Ethanol-fueled> No, and I would not.
[01:01:14] <Ethanol-fueled> that's what I'm saying. Something that wild is too huge a risk
[01:01:26] <SirFinkus> I thought I'd hate it, but it was pretty good
[01:01:36] <Ethanol-fueled> that nasty bacon maple shit forever destroyed my taste in Imperial Stouts
[01:01:40] <SirFinkus> should pick up a bottle of it, don't get a 6 pack
[01:01:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> nooooo! my beautiful art is disappear!
[01:01:45] <SirFinkus> oh fuck that
[01:02:00] <SirFinkus> I've seen peanut butter stouts too
[01:02:06] <SirFinkus> and I've stayed away
[01:02:31] <SirFinkus> dark chocolate and coffee is what I like in a stout
[01:02:53] <cmn32480> bless you for killing that abomination paulej72
[01:02:56] <SirFinkus> fuck yeah, this episode of cops is local
[01:02:57] <cmn32480> paulej72++
[01:02:57] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 208
[01:03:17] <SirFinkus> HA
[01:03:23] <SirFinkus> I've been to that movie theater
[01:03:44] <Ethanol-fueled> I liked Buzzard's art. Especially the fact that you could click the moving SN logo and it still worked.
[01:03:54] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[01:03:54] <Ethanol-fueled> how did you do that, some kind of shrinking banner thingy?
[01:04:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, pure css
[01:04:08] * SirFinkus waits for his free ipad
[01:04:11] <cmn32480> it was great... but it hurt my eyes
[01:04:30] <SirFinkus> I was promised an ipad if I clicked the banner
[01:04:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> you were not, possibly if you'd punched the monkey but not for clicking a banner
[01:04:58] * cmn32480 hand SirFinkus his free ipaid
[01:05:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Hehe heh...punching the monkey....huh huh
[01:05:24] <cmn32480> that what you kids are callign it these days?
[01:05:51] * TheMightyBuzzard chastises the simian
[01:05:52] <SirFinkus> oh fuck
[01:05:56] <SirFinkus> I think I've met that guy
[01:06:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, all black guys look the same.
[01:06:31] <SirFinkus> no, one of the sheriffs
[01:06:53] <SirFinkus> when some methhead stole the battery out of our company's generator
[01:06:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahaha
[01:07:01] <cmn32480> was it whiel you were [pantsless in jail?
[01:07:26] <Ethanol-fueled> pants are a social construct
[01:07:37] <SirFinkus> a gendered social construct
[01:07:59] <chromas> problematic pants patrol
[01:08:00] <SirFinkus> and that made me think of yoga pants, and now I have an erection
[01:08:15] <cmn32480> big surprise
[01:08:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Women can wear pants too. THe girl in night of the mockingbird, the book about race-mixing, wore them.
[01:08:52] <cmn32480> yoga_pants++
[01:08:52] <Bender> karma - yoga_pants: 1
[01:08:58] <cmn32480> yogapants++
[01:08:58] <Bender> karma - yogapants: 1
[01:09:14] <Ethanol-fueled> The greatest invention of the decade.
[01:09:17] <cmn32480> I'm on an airplane.. I don't think they will let me take mine off
[01:09:22] <Ethanol-fueled> They should have their own cover on TIME magazine
[01:09:36] <cmn32480> Man of the Year?
[01:09:40] <SirFinkus> scout was a race mixer?
[01:09:42] <SirFinkus> I missed that part
[01:09:43] <crutchy> ~tell subsentient https://i.imgur.com
[01:09:51] <SirFinkus> when I had to read that in high school
[01:10:03] * cmn32480 resuses to click from 35k feet
[01:10:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, there's a lot that the book doesn't say
[01:10:34] <chromas> cmn32480: good choice; it's totally lewd
[01:10:40] <cmn32480> is it safe to click crutchy?
[01:10:42] <cmn32480> ooooo
[01:10:46] <SirFinkus> but anyway
[01:10:51] <crutchy> yup
[01:10:54] * cmn32480 looks around and sees all adults
[01:10:57] <crutchy> its just a cat pic
[01:11:00] <SirFinkus> I'm so glad yoga pants are acceptable in public now
[01:11:00] <chromas> pov pussy shot
[01:11:04] <crutchy> lol
[01:11:06] <Ethanol-fueled> That is safe to click. It's a fuzzy kitten, possibly an arabian
[01:11:07] <SirFinkus> I've considered wearing them now
[01:11:18] <SirFinkus> FULL FRONTAL KITTEN
[01:11:25] <chromas> SirFinkus: shoulda dunnit for your anthro class
[01:11:39] <cmn32480> now I'm jsut not sure....
[01:11:42] <crutchy> reminded me of the pic on his website
[01:11:48] <SirFinkus> I passed that class with a 70.16%
[01:11:50] <SirFinkus> it was awesome
[01:12:06] <cmn32480> that link gives me paws
[01:12:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Why did you suck so bad, Fink?
[01:12:17] <SirFinkus> I didn't do half the assignments
[01:12:46] <SirFinkus> because fuck writing papers on how terrible I am as a CIS white male
[01:12:53] <Ethanol-fueled> GPA don't matter 's long as you got the paper
[01:13:07] <cmn32480> that is an almost absolute truth
[01:13:09] <SirFinkus> I killed it in all my other classes
[01:13:22] * SirFinkus is planning to transfer to a 4 year though
[01:13:26] <cmn32480> you know what they call the guy who finishes last in his class in Med school?
[01:13:32] <SirFinkus> might have fucked myself, but probably not
[01:13:53] <cmn32480> Doctor
[01:13:53] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn, still a rich motherfucker getting blown by all the Asian nurses
[01:14:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Or, that too.
[01:14:15] <cmn32480> crutchy - how'd the date go w/ the missus?
[01:14:27] <cmn32480> do anythgin fun?
[01:14:43] <SirFinkus> I'm doing lots of extracurriculars to make up for it too
[01:15:05] <crutchy> went out for dinner. had steak
[01:15:22] <chromas> finish it off with a fish taco?
[01:15:28] <crutchy> lol nah
[01:15:31] <SirFinkus> is that a euphemism crutchy?
[01:15:34] <cmn32480> nah the taco was pink
[01:15:39] <SirFinkus> also, emu or kangaroo?
[01:15:42] <cmn32480> extra cabbage
[01:15:50] <cmn32480> wombat
[01:16:44] <crutchy> they had the window door thingys open and he scored a seat right near the opening, and it was a warm night with pink sky. pretty nice
[01:17:13] <SirFinkus> lol, commercials
[01:17:14] <Ethanol-fueled> what are you talking about, crutchy?
[01:17:22] <SirFinkus> "show me movies with explosions"
[01:17:27] <crutchy> euphemisons
[01:17:28] <SirFinkus> typical retard
[01:17:46] <SirFinkus> the type that sees all the comic book movies
[01:18:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, hey!
[01:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake SirFinkus
[01:18:04] * MrPlow smakes SirFinkus upside the head with a facepalm
[01:18:08] <SirFinkus> as a hipster, I'm above that shit
[01:18:31] <SirFinkus> gotta a problem TheMightyBuzzard?
[01:18:33] <SirFinkus> fite me
[01:18:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i even saw and enjoyed both bat nipples and the entire electra movie
[01:18:49] <SirFinkus> exception: the recent batman movies
[01:18:55] <SirFinkus> those were pretty good
[01:18:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> hipsters don't fight. it's too real.
[01:19:07] <SirFinkus> not batman vs superman, that one is shit
[01:19:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it's hard to snark with a thumb in your eye socket
[01:19:16] <SirFinkus> Avengers? trash
[01:19:38] <SirFinkus> Guardians of the Galaxy (BUT NO, IT'S SUPER GOOD) trash
[01:19:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Why would Batman fight Superman? I thought they were both good guys. GOOD GUYS!
[01:20:02] <SirFinkus> Iron Man? A bowel movement
[01:20:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, cause boyscouts need an ass kicking once in a while.
[01:21:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahaha, Batman and Superman are both boyscouts.
[01:21:59] <chromas> When're they gonna make Marvel vs Capcom: the movie?
[01:22:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, who cares. they made deadpool. everything else is downhill from here on out.
[01:23:00] <SirFinkus> I was considering seeing that, but I've been tricked before, so it's probably shit
[01:23:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Wait, ben affleck as Batman?
[01:23:31] <Ethanol-fueled> !grab chromas
[01:23:31] <Bender> Added quote 707
[01:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're right of course. you absolutely should not see a movie about the best marvel character evar.
[01:23:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 706
[01:23:56] <Bender> Quote 706 - <SirFinkus> hot oily wieners
[01:24:16] <SirFinkus> might 01,01pirate it when it comes out on blue ray
[01:24:45] <chromas> 01,01censorship--
[01:24:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Until the SJW menace dies, all movies will continue to suck worse.
[01:24:59] <Ethanol-fueled> s/SJW/Jewish/g
[01:24:59] <sedctl> <Ethanol-fueled> Until the Jewish menace dies, all movies will continue to suck worse.
[01:25:01] <chromas> --01,01censorship
[01:25:02] <systemd> Karma - 01,01censorship: -1
[01:25:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, watch deadpool.
[01:25:34] <SirFinkus> oh good, more local cops
[01:25:37] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll try.
[01:25:56] * Deucalion huddles by the fire
[01:26:00] <SirFinkus> pirate it, they can't be trusted!
[01:26:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> it could have used one more good fight scene but it was well worth giving the douchebags money for.
[01:26:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I haven't seen a movie since....fuck....my then-girlfriend made me see Green Lantern with her.
[01:26:20] * chromas tries to download the fire
[01:26:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Uh, Promethius. that was the last one.
[01:26:36] * Deucalion downloads chromas
[01:26:47] * TheMightyBuzzard downloads chromas's car
[01:26:50] <chromas> You wouldn't download a bear?
[01:26:55] <SirFinkus> last thing I saw in theaters was the Hateful 8
[01:26:57] <cmn32480> .me hands Deucalion another log to toss in
[01:27:01] <SirFinkus> which was good
[01:27:24] * chromas has never been in a regular theater
[01:27:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, you praise that formulaic bullshit and shit on comic book movies?
[01:27:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, if you like 4 hours of talking.
[01:27:32] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, you can download bears at gayporn.com
[01:27:32] <Ethanol-fueled> (oh yeah, saw that at a friend's house)
[01:27:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet zombie jesus your taste blows goats.
[01:27:39] <cmn32480> chromas only visits porno theaters
[01:27:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Tarantino has sucked for awhile. Since at least Kill Bill
[01:28:00] <chromas> My desk it my porno theater
[01:28:06] * SirFinkus likes talking
[01:28:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> the only thing that hack ever made worth watching was pulp fiction
[01:28:22] * cmn32480 prefers porn w/ a plot
[01:28:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, Four Rooms was worth watching
[01:28:33] <SirFinkus> comic book movies all have the same plot
[01:28:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it was just more bullshit shock cinema
[01:28:56] <Deucalion> chromas, you seriously never went to see a live play acted out on stage?
[01:29:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> cockbite trying to be edgy and just managing douchedom instead.
[01:29:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Northwest Bat Diagnosed With White-Nose Syndrome; Disease Has Killed 6 Million Bats - http://sylnt.us - white-nose-dead-bat
[01:29:22] <SirFinkus> it works
[01:29:26] <chromas> Forgot about live theater. Went to a couple plays by college students or something
[01:29:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, that's like a movie when the producer can't afford cameras, right?
[01:29:44] <cmn32480> yes
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[01:29:53] <cmn32480> and when they flub their lines it breaks up the whole cast
[01:30:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> on the plus side, they're close enough to hit with rotten fruit if they suck.
[01:30:29] <SirFinkus> fuck ya'll, I shouldn't have to defend hateful 8 compared to fucking <superheromovie> 37
[01:30:32] <Ethanol-fueled> family guy forever turned me off to broadway-style singing and dancing
[01:30:40] <Ethanol-fueled> fortunately not all plays have that shit innit,
[01:30:43] <SirFinkus> they come out every 6 months
[01:30:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, you should have to defend it against watching paint dry.
[01:31:20] * Ethanol-fueled writes a play called "race war"
[01:31:29] <cmn32480> watching paint dry is far more fun
[01:31:44] <Deucalion> Yep, what we need is a CGI'd, airbrushed non-reality pushed on us where everyone is perfect and no mistakes are ever made. That seems like something to aspire to. :/
[01:32:00] <SirFinkus> I'm sorry there wasn't an cgi wank explosion ever 45 seconds
[01:32:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i would seriously rather watch the paint on my walls dry than watch tarantino film. and it's already dry.
[01:32:07] <Deucalion> How the fuck does anyone learn anything in a world without making mistakes?
[01:32:09] * chromas tries to see ef's play but watches the stage gets robbed and a riot breaks out
[01:32:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Tarantino does suck, though.
[01:32:39] <SirFinkus> you all suck
[01:32:48] <Deucalion> :(
[01:32:58] <cmn32480> but only Subsentient's vomit tastes like semen
[01:32:59] <SirFinkus> not you Deucalion
[01:33:00] <SirFinkus> you're all right
[01:33:02] <SirFinkus> everyone else
[01:33:17] * chromas vacuums
[01:33:19] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, that won't happen. One of the central characters is an overweight white woman wearing yoga pants. Those *******'d be too busy kneading their dicks to break shit
[01:33:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> my victory is complete then
[01:33:40] <SirFinkus> lol hi point
[01:33:53] <SirFinkus> .45
[01:34:18] * Deucalion runs away.... GUNNNSSS! Ebil
[01:34:18] <Ethanol-fueled> tarantino talked shit about David lynch being "up his own ass," and look what Tarantino goes around and does.
[01:34:18] <cmn32480> those are HOLLOW points
[01:34:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Live-action fucking Anime, for fucks sake. Uma Thurman must have been blowing him.
[01:34:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, gonna go annoy roomie's children for a little bit now.
[01:34:40] <SirFinkus> oh, I won't deny that tarentino is up his own ass
[01:34:45] <SirFinkus> but most of his movies are good
[01:35:01] <cmn32480> he does have a cranial rectal inversion
[01:35:14] <chromas> He's doing handstands?
[01:35:18] <SirFinkus> and he does what he wants, which is refreshing compared to the "designed by comitee" superhero movies
[01:35:26] <cmn32480> ~define cranial rectal inversion
[01:35:28] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03cranial rectal inversion: The act of having your head up your ass.
[01:35:31] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, taken out of context that would have you in a ball and chain.
[01:35:52] <SirFinkus> $100 for a used hi point
[01:35:59] <SirFinkus> this guy got ripped off lol
[01:36:00] <cmn32480> stove?
[01:36:05] * chromas also wonders about the phrase "head-over-heels"—that's the normal orientation
[01:36:17] <cmn32480> ~define head over heels
[01:36:18] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03head over heels: A term used to describe the feeling of falling in love. This is used figurativly.
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[01:36:22] <SirFinkus> I think they're like $125 new
[01:36:25] <chromas> Bender: grab TheMightyBuzzard
[01:36:25] <Bender> Added quote 708
[01:36:47] <Deucalion> ~define hi point
[01:36:50] <exec> hi point: unable to find definition
[01:36:57] <Ethanol-fueled> HAhahah
[01:37:00] <cmn32480> I have no idea either Deucalion
[01:37:03] <Deucalion> ~define high point
[01:37:05] <exec> high point: unable to find definition
[01:37:08] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:37:08] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: Hi-Point Firearms
[01:37:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, are those better or worse than taurus?
[01:37:55] <SirFinkus> depends
[01:38:04] <SirFinkus> actually pretty decent guns
[01:38:09] <SirFinkus> ugly as sin though
[01:38:11] * Ethanol-fueled knows a guy who spent as much as a new taurus, to put a rear sight on an old taurus
[01:38:12] <SirFinkus> bricks
[01:38:24] <SirFinkus> require tools to clean
[01:38:36] <cmn32480> get a Kimber
[01:39:12] <SirFinkus> they only cost $100 though
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[01:39:46] <SoyCow3870> Lets get funky!
[01:39:47] <SirFinkus> $150 now I guess
[01:39:59] <cmn32480> ~gday SoyCow3870
[01:40:01] * exec carefully offers a github of pink taco to SoyCow3870
[01:40:06] <SoyCow3870> gday all
[01:40:13] <SirFinkus> http://www.cabelas.com
[01:40:13] <systemd> ^ 03Hi-Point Semiautomatic Centerfire Pistols : Cabela's
[01:40:19] <SirFinkus> but ugliest gun in the world
[01:40:20] * Deucalion ducks out... we're not considered responsible enough to have such things around the place this side of the pond. I'm waiting for the edict that states we must all dress in 6ft diameter cotton wool suits when venturing outside our place of abode lest we hurt ourselves by being exposed to wind or something equally damaging.
[01:41:05] * cmn32480 hands Deucalion a truckload of foam rubber
[01:41:20] <SirFinkus> Get a life! Bin that knife!
[01:41:24] <paulej72> Blubber
[01:41:26] <Deucalion> cmn32480, that's probably a terrorist threat
[01:41:40] <cmn32480> it is so you don't get hurt
[01:41:53] <cmn32480> coat the house, car adn rest of you in it.
[01:41:58] <cmn32480> it'll bounce
[01:42:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Sounds fun, Deucalion
[01:42:39] * Ethanol-fueled buys Deucalion a human-size hamster-wheel
[01:42:41] <Deucalion> looks threatening to me.... I have to report it... who knows how many peado-terrists plots will be defeated when I do. The gov't will keep me safe.
[01:42:45] <paulej72> Flubber
[01:43:24] * SoyCow3870
[01:43:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, i thought all the peado-terrorists were in parliament
[01:43:29] <Deucalion> you OK paulej72
[01:43:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahaha
[01:43:40] <paulej72> Sure
[01:43:53] <Deucalion> Ethanol-fueled, Dolphin House.... need I say more?
[01:44:03] <SirFinkus> time for the sour
[01:44:06] <paulej72> Posting random thoughts
[01:44:55] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaha
[01:45:00] <SirFinkus> lol
[01:45:06] <SirFinkus> absolutely no habenero flavor at all
[01:45:17] <SirFinkus> mediocre sour
[01:45:19] <cmn32480> long day of switching out themes pj??
[01:45:41] <cmn32480> I'm actually thinking of making that the default corporate background...
[01:45:46] <paulej72> Yeah, had to pull from the backups
[01:45:58] <cmn32480> that always sucks
[01:46:14] <cmn32480> and I can never remember how to do it...
[01:46:41] <paulej72> I thought I overwrote the soft link, but actually copied to the source files
[01:47:24] <paulej72> Not a big deal that is why we have tsunami style backups.
[01:48:06] <paulej72> s/tsunami/rsync/
[01:48:06] <sedctl> <paulej72> Not a big deal that is why we have rsync style backups.
[01:48:20] <paulej72> Damn autocorrect
[01:48:43] <SirFinkus> tsunami backups sounds pretty badass though
[01:53:11] <cmn32480> meh... it's jsut a LOT of data... all at once
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[01:53:28] <cmn32480> there goes the neighborhood
[01:53:35] <paulej72> That would be your standard disaster recovery backup. Make sure your backups are located well away from your facility
[01:57:01] <SirFinkus> totinos pizza time
[01:57:46] <Ethanol-fueled> 7-11_pizza++
[01:57:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Aw.
[01:58:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Food stamps are a pretty fat stipend here, like 200 bucks a month or some shit
[01:58:25] <cmn32480> anybody think it is too late to put in a rickroll link?
[01:59:44] <paulej72> What's the going rate for food stamps
[02:00:35] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't recall what the qualification barrier is
[02:00:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Looking it up now.
[02:01:20] <Ethanol-fueled> I know the neetbux are like $93-something a month now.
[02:01:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Like $937 or something
[02:01:57] <cmn32480> ~g food stamp threshold
[02:01:59] <exec> [google] www.fns.usda.gov/snap/eligibility
[02:02:17] <cmn32480> my Google-Fu is storng
[02:02:24] <cmn32480> my spelling.. not so much!
[02:02:25] <Ethanol-fueled> We got CalFresh, mothafucka
[02:02:25] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.calfresh.ca.gov
[02:02:26] <systemd> ^ 03Eligibility and Issuance Requirements
[02:02:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Cuz we funky-fresh
[02:03:08] <SirFinkus> I know totinos is trash, but I fucking love them
[02:03:17] <SirFinkus> and they're like 4 for 5$
[02:03:18] * Ethanol-fueled imagines a Black man , blank blue nondescript debit card in hand, swaggerin' up to the local 7-11
[02:03:47] <SirFinkus> it's not pretentious like digorno
[02:03:53] <SirFinkus> it's frozen pizza, and it knows it
[02:03:59] <SirFinkus> and embraces it
[02:03:59] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[02:04:18] <Ethanol-fueled> digiorno's are pretty shit.
[02:04:31] <SirFinkus> but muh crust
[02:04:42] <SirFinkus> toninos isn't really pizza
[02:04:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Who the fuck eats the crust?
[02:05:10] <SirFinkus> isn't that their selling point?
[02:05:21] <SirFinkus> and I eat the crust of any pizza I eat
[02:05:34] <paulej72> I want to know what people are now getting cash wise for exchange of food stamps
[02:06:11] <SirFinkus> now they're in jersey
[02:06:18] <SirFinkus> this cop is the wopest wop I've ever seen
[02:06:26] <Ethanol-fueled> haha pauley, for they drugs and they hair
[02:06:40] <SirFinkus> I've seen less stereotypical italians in sopranos episodes
[02:09:53] <paulej72> Polka dot butt lickers
[02:10:49] <SirFinkus> "I wasn't too picky about where I wanted to work, as long as it was my home town"
[02:11:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Who's on third?
[02:11:36] <SirFinkus> A Puerto Rican and an Italian cop partner
[02:11:59] <SirFinkus> this is like a comedy cop movie or something
[02:12:14] <paulej72> If I wanted to work in my home town, I would need to be a teacher or an auto salvage technician
[02:12:14] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah, both loud motherfuckers then.
[02:12:44] <cmn32480> I dont' wanna go back to my hoem town
[02:12:52] <Ethanol-fueled> You and me both, Pauley.
[02:12:58] <cmn32480> nothign there for me.. .all the family followed me out
[02:12:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Or a prison guard.
[02:13:20] <Ethanol-fueled> I love my home town.
[02:13:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I still shitpost here from that hotel when I visit
[02:13:56] <paulej72> I don't mind my home town, there are not a lot of high tech jobs there or in the area
[02:14:33] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley, it was either leave or become addicted to meth, hahahaha
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[02:15:02] <cmn32480> paulej72 - I grew up in Bridgewater
[02:15:07] <SoyCow5946> So how do I play this rpc game?
[02:15:16] <paulej72> No I think they are too stupid to cook meth there. Mostly pot heads
[02:15:21] <cmn32480> plenty of jobs... and a shitton of taxes...
[02:15:28] <cmn32480> ~rpc r
[02:15:36] <cmn32480> ~rpc r
[02:15:46] <paulej72> I grew up 3 miles from the flight 93 crash site
[02:15:54] <cmn32480> WTF happened to exec?
[02:16:03] <paulej72> Puked
[02:16:11] <cmn32480> #smake exec
[02:16:11] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with an eight-inch floppy
[02:16:19] <cmn32480> ~rps r
[02:16:22] <exec> rank for cmn32480: 16 - http://ix.io
[02:16:26] <cmn32480> ok
[02:16:29] <cmn32480> he's back
[02:16:42] <cmn32480> SoyCow5946 - it is as simple as it seems
[02:17:04] <cmn32480> type ~rps and your rock paper scissor sequence
[02:17:28] <cmn32480> but it will require a registered Nick form Nickserv
[02:17:39] <paulej72> And how is the winner picked
[02:18:09] <cmn32480> the bot keeps track of what you played and as new people come in, the rounds get replayed... I think
[02:18:18] <cmn32480> all I know is that I'm at the bottom of the list
[02:18:33] <cmn32480> crutchy might be able to 'splain better
[02:19:04] <crutchy> ay?
[02:19:11] <SirFinkus> they just found a wacky russian in a shipping container
[02:19:16] <SirFinkus> this IS a cop movie
[02:19:28] <crutchy> that's probably just reality tv in russia :p
[02:19:51] <crutchy> oh wait no if it was reality tv they would have found him in a nuclear submarine
[02:19:56] <SoyCow5946> ~rps
[02:19:57] <cmn32480> read the backscroll crutchy
[02:19:57] <exec> syntax: ~rps [ranks|r|p|s]
[02:19:58] <exec> rankings: http://ix.io
[02:19:58] <exec> help: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[02:20:04] <Runaway1956> Firefox has settled down now, using .25 to .42% of CPU - where it should be.
[02:20:18] <Runaway1956> Note the decimal points
[02:20:18] <Ethanol-fueled> ~rps penis snatch rape
[02:20:20] <cmn32480> sure... we got rid of the dam flying candy bars
[02:20:21] <exec> syntax: ~rps [ranks|r|p|s]
[02:20:21] <exec> rankings: http://ix.io
[02:20:22] <exec> help: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[02:20:37] <SoyCow5946> lol
[02:20:39] <crutchy> SoyCow5946, gotta identify with nickserv to play
[02:20:41] * Runaway1956 is not sure he will keep the second GPU
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[02:20:53] <crutchy> or not :p
[02:20:54] <Runaway1956> getting a whole boatload of CPU work units dumped
[02:21:10] <SirFinkus> I suspect toninos uses the same recipe for their crust that taco bell does for their chalupas
[02:21:13] <Runaway1956> watching to see how the PPD settles out
[02:21:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, what's what? Grade-F pretzel starter?
[02:21:51] <Ethanol-fueled> s/what?/that/g
[02:21:51] <sedctl> <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, that's that? Grade-F pretzel starter?
[02:22:09] <SirFinkus> idk, but it tastes pretty good
[02:22:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Non-regex idiot here
[02:22:21] <paulej72> Can you pm exec with your rps string
[02:22:22] <SirFinkus> better than fake pizza crust
[02:22:43] <cmn32480> yes paulej72
[02:23:03] <SirFinkus> did you guy's know that TGI fridays has the best appetizers on earth?
[02:23:06] <cmn32480> use /msg exec ~rps <string>
[02:23:10] <SirFinkus> I just saw a news report on tv
[02:23:17] <SirFinkus> that said they were
[02:23:23] <cmn32480> that is called a commercial SirFinkus
[02:23:24] <SirFinkus> and there's some kind of deal on them going on
[02:23:28] <SirFinkus> ?
[02:24:19] <paulej72> The best appetizers are the ones in front of me right now (for any given now)
[02:25:05] <SirFinkus> it takes real skill to make mozzarella sticks
[02:25:16] <SirFinkus> if you fry them too long, the cheese comes out
[02:25:46] <SirFinkus> gotta take them out the instant the fryer beeps
[02:25:55] <Runaway1956> Well, SirFinkus, even babies come out when you cook them to long
[02:26:19] <SirFinkus> yeah, but they still make good appetizers once they come out
[02:26:23] * TheMightyBuzzard checks the rps rankings and cackles to himself
[02:27:31] <crutchy> ~rps ppppppppppppprrprprprpprs
[02:27:32] <exec> rank for crutchy: 3 - http://ix.io
[02:27:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm currently winning by picking nothing but paper. except for once when crutchy told me s stood for shotgun.
[02:27:39] <crutchy> shit bags i was a bit behind
[02:27:49] <crutchy> lol
[02:28:34] <crutchy> so if i play a bunch of shotguns you gunna get holes blown in your score?
[02:28:39] <crutchy> ~rps ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
[02:28:40] <exec> sequence trimmed
[02:28:40] <exec> rank for crutchy: 3 - http://ix.io
[02:29:01] <cmn32480> ~rps RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[02:29:02] <exec> sequence trimmed
[02:29:02] <exec> rank for cmn32480: 13 - http://ix.io
[02:29:10] <crutchy> lol you bastard :p
[02:29:22] <crutchy> knew someone was gunna do that
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[02:29:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm tellin ya. paper ftw. people will psychologically pick rock slightly more often than anything else.
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[02:30:14] <cmn32480> ~rps sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
[02:30:23] <SirFinkus> what about hellfire?
[02:30:34] <SirFinkus> ~rps hellfire
[02:30:36] <exec> syntax: ~rps [ranks|r|p|s]
[02:30:36] <exec> rankings: http://ix.io
[02:30:36] <exec> help: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[02:30:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> no missles for you
[02:30:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> except this one...
[02:30:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube king missle detachable penis
[02:30:58] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:30:58] <cmn32480> ~rps sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
[02:31:11] <cmn32480> ~rps sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
[02:31:13] <exec> sequence trimmed
[02:31:13] <exec> rank for cmn32480: 16 - http://ix.io
[02:31:20] <cmn32480> there was a space in the fonrt!
[02:31:37] <cmn32480> ~rps ppppp
[02:31:39] <exec> sequence trimmed
[02:31:39] <exec> rank for cmn32480: 16 - http://ix.io
[02:31:59] <SirFinkus> ~rps pppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
[02:32:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, people have picked rock 41% of the time
[02:32:01] <cmn32480> 90 more minutes..,. then I cna get off this flying cigar
[02:32:02] <exec> sequence trimmed
[02:32:03] <exec> rank for sirfinkus: 13 - http://ix.io
[02:32:27] <Runaway1956> cmn - is it a Cuban cigar?
[02:32:32] <SirFinkus> is that what the kids are calling marijuanna cigarettes these days cmn32480
[02:32:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, it's the heaviest weapon you'd use from above.
[02:32:55] <Ethanol-fueled> never mind that a real prison nigger, when given the chance, would use scissors.
[02:33:00] <cmn32480> dunno... but I was in Denver...
[02:33:04] <paulej72> ~rps rpspsrrpssrppprspsprpppspsprpprpsprpprpspsprpprpspspsprprprpspsprprrrprprpssrrsrsspsrsppprsp
[02:33:05] <crutchy> so powerful you can change the new zealand flag
[02:33:06] <exec> sequence trimmed
[02:33:07] <exec> rank for paulej72: 8 - http://ix.io
[02:33:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> not me. throw the rock n run away.
[02:33:47] <crutchy> creepin up on yo ass buzz
[02:33:51] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, they didn't, though.
[02:33:51] <Ethanol-fueled> The sun never sets under the British Empire.
[02:34:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> though you can draw boobs on the paper to distract your adversary with then kick them inna nutz
[02:34:16] <SirFinkus> they said that about the kobachian empire too
[02:34:41] <crutchy> the kobachian empire still has dicks in its flag
[02:34:45] * Ethanol-fueled liked the fern flag more than that ugly union jack shit
[02:35:06] <crutchy> 00,06D00,02I00,12C00,09K00,08S00,07 00,04D00,06I00,02C00,12K00,09S00,08 00,07D00,04I00,06C00,02K00,12S00,09 00,08D00,07I00,04C00,06K00,02S00,12 00,09D00,08I00,07C00,04K00,06S - Konomi
[02:35:25] <paulej72> There are a couple of small islands that still keep the sun from setting on the British empire
[02:35:36] <crutchy> those damn aussies
[02:36:31] Ethanol-fueled is now known as konomi
[02:36:43] <crutchy> haha
[02:36:47] <konomi> hey crutchy, I am easily offended but I love to jack men off.
[02:37:10] * SirFinkus thought konomi liked women
[02:37:10] <konomi> as long as you say the right words to me I'll be nice to you
[02:37:39] <crutchy> konomi, how do i do a for loop in bash again?
[02:37:53] <konomi> !/bin/bash
[02:38:15] <konomi> save file as bash.bat
[02:38:21] <crutchy> bashing bins? what are you some kinda redneck mexican?
[02:38:25] <konomi> double-click it with the left and beat with the right
[02:39:36] konomi is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[02:39:36] <Ethanol-fueled> the added bonus is that both of your arms will be equally muscular after it all.
[02:40:38] <crutchy> ~rps sssssssssssss
[02:40:39] <Ethanol-fueled> It's a kernel-level function, so you can't see it, but it works.
[02:40:41] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[02:41:14] <paulej72> ~rps ssssssssssssssss
[02:41:16] <exec> sequence trimmed
[02:41:16] <exec> rank for paulej72: 9 - http://ix.io
[02:41:36] * crutchy is curious about if the rankings are right
[02:41:43] * crutchy opens excel and pastes data
[02:42:13] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, excel can do engineering.
[02:42:22] * cmn32480 shames crutchy for using a microsoft product!
[02:42:43] * Ethanol-fueled saw an engineer convince the entire software department that linear regression had to be done in C...or ELSE!
[02:43:02] * cmn32480 notes he is typing on a Windows 7 laptop, emailing in Outlook, and surfing the web in IE
[02:43:11] * cmn32480 was lying about IE
[02:44:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I love Microsoft products. If you don't care about security you can train idiots to use them and write what in 2 weeks what it would take 5 months to be usable in Linux
[02:44:26] <paulej72> I use IE all the time when setting up new computers
[02:45:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Ditto, pauley.
[02:45:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Or those few niche moments Firefox chokes dick but IE works.
[02:48:08] <paulej72> I use FF as my daily browser. I use Chrome with a custom extension that I helped write to interface with our computer network registration system
[02:49:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, some utter bastard drank my beer
[02:51:04] <SirFinkus> probably the same asshole that drank all mine
[02:52:07] <Ethanol-fueled> *burp* Man, that was good.
[02:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i know who it was. same bastard that's wearing my underpants.
[02:54:06] <paulej72> Meow
[02:54:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> if that's not an admission of guilt, i dunno what is
[02:55:16] <cmn32480> tell your roomie to quite stealing your beer and draws
[02:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, past my bedtime and i gots important fishing to do tomorrow.
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[02:55:45] <paulej72> Ubuntu
[02:55:46] <cmn32480> ~gnight buzzard
[02:55:48] * exec metrosexually pesters a thingy of an insult with buzzard
[02:56:09] <paulej72> Plopped on my mind
[02:56:23] <cmn32480> well bpretty soon it'll be part of Windows.. so not worries
[02:58:14] <paulej72> Moocher
[02:59:00] <paulej72> Fools have no belly buttons
[02:59:28] <cmn32480> if you push a belly button on a fat girl, is there a risk of losing a finger?
[02:59:41] <paulej72> Stream of unconsciousness
[03:00:21] <cmn32480> rivers of sleeping people?
[03:00:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Takata Denies Reported $24 Billion Cost of Airbag Recall - http://sylnt.us - ouch-that's-a-lot-of-moola
[03:00:41] <paulej72> River Styx
[03:01:08] <cmn32480> that's what the beavers use to make their dams
[03:01:17] <paulej72> I would deny that too even if it was true
[03:02:13] <cmn32480> yeah..,, I got nuthin
[03:02:30] <SirFinkus> "you got caught by a fat cop!"
[03:02:32] <SirFinkus> fucking cops
[03:02:35] <SirFinkus> best show in tv
[03:03:06] <cmn32480> bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do?
[03:03:10] <paulej72> Nuthin muffin
[03:03:20] <cmn32480> What's yer name?
[03:03:25] <SirFinkus> aye
[03:03:25] <cmn32480> Dindu Nuffin
[03:03:28] <paulej72> Run and hide
[03:03:40] <SirFinkus> just getting a ride bro
[03:12:24] <paulej72> Mustache ride?
[03:12:50] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:13:04] * crutchy thought his receiver had a bung relay in it for a bit
[03:13:21] <Bytram|away> !uid
[03:13:21] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6182, owned by hawkspaul1
[03:13:21] <crutchy> then realised i'd just bumped the speakers button from A to B :/
[03:14:27] <Bytram|away> 'cept for the animations, the 4/1 theme kinda grew on me... hope we'll add it to the choices for our members
[03:14:41] <cmn32480> how much you been drinkin pj?
[03:14:44] <paulej72> Yes we will
[03:14:45] <Bytram|away> theme name: 20160401
[03:14:48] <cmn32480> it'll be in the next update
[03:14:51] <paulej72> Not a drop
[03:15:20] <cmn32480> just wondering... your stream of consciousness is quite the meandering brook this evening
[03:15:33] <paulej72> I like the napoleon dynamite name someone suggested in a comment
[03:16:00] <cmn32480> if we are gonna keep it, it need to get finished
[03:16:12] <paulej72> Sure
[03:16:14] <cmn32480> when you posted a comment in it, the box was white.
[03:16:39] <cmn32480> ~moo
[03:16:40] <exec> _ _
[03:16:40] <exec> (_\___( \,
[03:16:40] <exec> )___ _ Have you smashed some milk today?
[03:16:41] <exec> /( (_)-(_) /
[03:16:41] <exec> ,---------' \_
[03:16:42] <exec> //( ',__,' \ (' ')
[03:16:43] <exec> // ) '----'
[03:16:44] <exec> '' ; \ .--. ,/
[03:16:44] <exec> | )',_,'----( ;
[03:16:45] <exec> ||| ''' '||
[03:16:50] <cmn32480> whoa...
[03:16:56] <cmn32480> that's a very different cow!
[03:17:11] <paulej72> Admin pages www missing the star background
[03:17:23] <cmn32480> crutchy - you been at it again?
[03:17:41] * cmn32480 looks in #github
[03:17:49] <paulej72> That moo look odd on my tablet.
[03:18:16] <Bytram|away> ~moosay tsk tsk
[03:18:29] <Bytram|away> ~moo-say tsk tsk
[03:18:35] <cmn32480> ~cowsay tsk tsk
[03:18:36] <exec> _________
[03:18:36] <exec> < tsk tsk >
[03:18:36] <exec> ---------
[03:18:37] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:18:37] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:18:38] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:18:39] <exec> ||----w |
[03:18:40] <exec> || ||
[03:18:55] <Bytram|away> thanks!
[03:19:03] <Bytram|away> ok; bedtime for bonzo
[03:19:07] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone!
[03:19:10] <cmn32480> ~gnight bonzo
[03:19:12] * exec explicitly throws a crust of bacon at bonzo
[03:20:29] <cmn32480> allright time for me to shut down... we are dropping toward landing and thigns are getting rough
[03:20:38] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:20:40] * exec unjustifiably piles wide load of BEER-brand beer on #soylent
[03:21:02] <cmn32480> and I REALLY have to fart... never good on an airplane
[03:23:25] <crutchy> that moo wasn't me
[03:23:35] <crutchy> did apt get an updated moo command?
[03:23:53] <crutchy> or maybe it was an april 1 thing?
[03:24:23] <crutchy> ~g'night cmn32480
[03:24:25] * exec implicitly microagresses a B cup of santorum at cmn32480
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[03:45:46] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $984
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[03:51:38] <SoyCow6812> XCSBSBXBBCBBSBCBBCBBBXBBBBBBB
[03:51:49] <SoyCow6812> PHFLLBLVLVJLVVJLVJVBJBLCVJBLBJ
[03:52:05] <SoyCow6812> FUKKU RATOY
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[05:02:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Indoor Arthropods Surveyed - http://sylnt.us - something-about-this-bugs-me
[06:33:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Smoothed' Light Will Help Search for Earth's Twins - http://sylnt.us - check-the-mirror
[07:30:23] <SirFinkus> just checked the mainpage
[07:30:29] <SirFinkus> theme seems broken
[07:30:53] <SirFinkus> the awesome new animated starfield background is gone
[07:33:04] <chromas> aw
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[07:55:37] <mc5ynk> ~rps
[07:55:38] <exec> syntax: ~rps [ranks|r|p|s]
[07:55:38] <exec> rankings: http://ix.io
[07:55:38] <exec> help: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[07:56:14] <mc5ynk> ~rps r
[07:56:20] <exec> you need to identify with nickserv to play
[08:04:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - David Cameron to Announce Largest Ever Shipment of Nuclear Waste From UK to US - http://sylnt.us - glowing-reports
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[08:10:25] <chromas> announcing the announcement
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[08:40:47] <SoyCow9438> ~rps r
[08:40:53] <exec> you need to identify with nickserv to play
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[09:26:39] <crutchy> hmm. it seems the nickserv thing isn't going down well
[09:35:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Teens Are Gambling Online at a Significantly Higher Rate Than Previously Reported - http://sylnt.us - wanna-bet?
[09:51:39] <SirFinkus> CHEATERS
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[10:04:31] <SirFinkus> watching a "prime directive" episode of TNG
[10:04:48] <SirFinkus> picard gives this great "these retards" looks
[10:04:59] <SirFinkus> *these
[10:09:27] * crutchy used to watch picard episodes when i was a kid
[10:09:38] <crutchy> picard's got nuthin on janeway
[10:09:54] * crutchy raises shields
[10:10:18] <SirFinkus> picard has a maneuver named after him
[10:10:53] <SirFinkus> and hates kids
[10:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:19:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2413
[10:21:12] <SirFinkus> several hours later, and comic book movies are still shit
[10:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> your waifu is shit
[10:22:17] <SirFinkus> I don't have a waifu
[10:22:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> this sounds like a personal problem
[10:22:52] <SirFinkus> well, maybe spalls
[10:22:59] <SirFinkus> but that hardly counts
[10:23:47] <chromas> gay for pay
[10:25:32] <crutchy> everyone has a price
[10:25:37] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:25:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2414
[10:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> say, where the hell is spalls anyway?
[10:25:46] <crutchy> ~rps sssssss
[10:25:47] <exec> sequence trimmed
[10:25:47] <exec> rank for crutchy: 2 - http://ix.io
[10:26:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, did you reset the rps game or sumpin?
[10:26:17] * SirFinkus farts and blushes
[10:26:32] <crutchy> what do you mean?
[10:26:36] <crutchy> tmb ^
[10:26:52] * crutchy knows what farts and blushes means :p
[10:27:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> just checked a few minutes ago and only you and one other guy were on the leader board
[10:27:31] <crutchy> oh that was a freenode game i started
[10:27:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhhh
[10:27:43] <crutchy> just mucking around
[10:27:59] <crutchy> that other guy was the one that inspired the idea
[10:30:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> must get more coffee down me. gotta start rigging up for fooshin once the sun comes up.
[10:31:07] <crutchy> noice
[10:31:18] * crutchy is in the middle of another 4 days off :)
[10:31:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> even noicer
[10:32:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> takin the boat out today sans motor. yeah, i could use the motor but it's a bow mount and ima be sitting in the stern.
[10:34:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, neat, two more days and the date is 4 4 16
[10:34:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> today's 4² 16
[10:35:29] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: evening
[10:35:29] <crutchy> that is... such a nerd thing to say
[10:35:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, sup, yo
[10:35:59] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: me thinks cmn32480 hates me, for whatever reason
[10:36:09] * TheMightyBuzzard jumps into the picard/janeway debate
[10:36:16] <Subsentient> everything he's said to me lately has been insulting/corrosive
[10:36:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, puke's one thing but don't get drama on my shoes
[10:36:46] <Subsentient> :^)
[10:36:55] * Subsentient fills TheMightyBuzzard 's shoes with cat puke
[10:37:00] <chromas> initiation rites, muh man
[10:37:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you're absolutely right. janeway had way bigger nuts than picard.
[10:38:20] <SirFinkus> Subsentient: every time I talk to you you shit or vomit on me
[10:38:28] <SirFinkus> and you wonder why cmn32480 might not like you
[10:38:29] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: tjat
[10:38:31] <Subsentient> that
[10:38:41] <Subsentient> that is just a way of saying hi :^)
[10:38:57] * Subsentient offers SirFinkus a chunky puke milkshake
[10:39:13] <chromas> no chunks. blend that shit!
[10:39:21] <SirFinkus> he for sure doesn't like you know after you prompted all the highlights
[10:39:26] <SirFinkus> time for bed
[10:39:32] <SirFinkus> or it was several hours ago
[10:39:56] <SirFinkus> I have to get on a human schedule by monday when classes start at 9am sharp
[10:40:43] <chromas> Just put classes at the end of your day
[10:40:58] <chromas> Make 9 your afternoon
[10:41:37] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Highlights?
[10:46:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... need to find cord for jug lines. need to string said jug lines up with the cord and rig them out with hooks n weights. need to mix up dough bait.
[10:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> adjust my depth finder
[10:48:04] * Subsentient looks for a refrigerator to slam his head in
[10:48:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewww, no, looks like i'm taking the motor today after all. 10mph minimum winds.
[10:49:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, just pull the shelves out and climb in. you get to find out if the light really goes off and you have snacks in the door if you get stuck.
[10:50:24] <Subsentient> $burrito TheMightyBuzzard
[10:50:24] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at TheMightyBuzzard
[10:52:00] <Subsentient> $quit
[10:52:00] <aqu4> See you around.
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[10:52:05] <Subsentient> Doubt it.
[10:52:11] -!- Subsentient has quit [Quit: NEXUS BNC 0.1 shutting down.]
[10:54:39] * TheMightyBuzzard brushes the drama off his shoes and steps out for a smoke
[10:57:46] <nick> well as usual, another day where other people being useless throws my plans out
[10:58:09] <nick> woke up early for goddamn nothing
[11:01:34] <Gravis> nick: aren't people great? :)
[11:03:53] <nick> they are great, a little frustrating at times though.
[11:07:22] <nick> i dont like having deadlines and specific timings for work that then gets abandoned at the last minute because someone else didn't do their part
[11:08:31] <nick> i still didn't meet the agreed deadline through reasons out of my control, beyond wasting my time it's annoying as it still reflects badly on me
[11:37:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Large Oregon Spider is Two Species, Not One - http://sylnt.us - eight-legs-and-penis-spiikes
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[11:45:09] <nick> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[11:45:10] <systemd> ^ 03Sex worker caught by 'drone vigilante' pleads guilty - BBC News
[11:47:42] <nick> "In this instance, said Mr Bates, the two individuals were inside a vehicle and the incident occurred away from other members of the public."
[13:08:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Advanced Economies Must Still Make Things - http://sylnt.us - we-need-stuff
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[14:22:58] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[14:23:00] <systemd> ^ 03ICP - BITCHES - YouTube
[14:23:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha, that song never gets old.
[14:25:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Featuring Ol' Dirt Bastard
[14:26:31] <Ethanol-fueled> The Blacks are endlessly amusing.
[14:27:24] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[14:27:25] <systemd> ^ 03Ol' Dirty Bastard - Brooklyn Zoo [Official Video HD] Uncensored - YouTube
[14:28:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Crackhead nigga was the clown-prince of the Wu-Tang Clan
[14:30:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, shit. It's 7am and I can't go back to sleep. It seems that it's tiem for a run and a surf.
[14:30:28] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[14:30:29] <systemd> ^ 03Too Short - The Ghetto - YouTube
[14:33:49] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[14:33:50] <systemd> ^ 032nd II None - If You Want It - YouTube
[14:33:51] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahahahaha
[14:34:38] <Ethanol-fueled> You White boys ain't got nothin' on the Blacks.
[14:34:47] <Ethanol-fueled> WARP SPEED!
[14:34:59] * Ethanol-fueled died on the way to his home planet
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[14:39:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Man Builds 'Scarlett Johansson' Robot from Scratch to 'Fulfil Childhood Dream' - http://sylnt.us - creepier-than-big-spiders
[16:10:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Under New Agreement, Debian™ to Include Firefox Suite - http://sylnt.us - seems-very-one-sided
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[17:05:39] <Bytram|away> !uid
[17:05:40] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6182, owned by hawkspaul1
[17:06:16] <Bytram|away> #submit https://www.quantamagazine.org "Higher-dimensional sphere packings are hard to visualize, but they are eminently practical objects: Dense sphere packings are intimately related to the error-correcting codes used by cell phones, space probes and the Internet to send signals through noisy channels. A high-dimensional sphere is easy to define — it’s simply the set
[17:06:16] <Bytram|away> of points in the high-dimensional space that are a fixed distance away from a given center point."
[17:06:16] <MrPlow> Unable to get a description from that page
[17:06:50] <Bytram|away> ~submit https://www.quantamagazine.org
[17:07:21] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[17:53:38] <n00boty> sunday ...
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[17:54:40] <Dickdoo> Unh.
[17:55:15] <Dickdoo> Fuck Weezer.
[17:55:28] <n00boty> ?
[17:55:44] <n00boty> do i need to google that?
[17:55:59] <Dickdoo> Cornhole. Up the butt.
[17:57:01] <n00boty> 0_o
[17:57:06] <Dickdoo> Biting your momma's nipples. Nom nom.
[17:57:26] <n00boty> get a life?
[17:58:23] <Dickdoo> You clearly haven't bitten drippy milky nips on fat tits.
[17:59:04] <Dickdoo> Kiss my meatus, ballblower.
[17:59:14] <n00boty> maybe they havent advertised it enough for it to come to my attention
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[18:00:01] <n00boty> maybe you found something people would like to do? start a website?
[18:00:39] <n00boty> yar testing the OP presence i assume?
[18:01:12] <n00boty> oh? s/he left ... remembered it's saturday night
[18:06:25] <nick> e'ry'n 's dr'nk
[18:07:30] <n00boty> everyone 'a drinkin'?
[18:07:34] <n00boty> lol
[18:07:36] <n00boty> ok
[18:07:38] <n00boty> later then
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[18:12:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tunnel to Link Siberia, Alaska - http://sylnt.us - can-you-dig-it?
[18:37:51] <Runaway1956> WTF?
[18:44:50] <nick> sup Runaway1956
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[19:43:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Unicorn Fossil is Surprisingly Recent - http://sylnt.us - grab-it-by-the-horn
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[19:44:56] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[19:45:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Hit it!
[19:45:07] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[19:45:08] <systemd> ^ 03Havin' A Roni (Live From To The Extreme World Tour/1991) - YouTube
[19:48:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Slashdot headquarters is located near me.
[19:48:25] <Ethanol-fueled> I went there, with my slashot T-shirt, asking to speak to the boss of SLashdot
[19:48:46] <Ethanol-fueled> When I went in to the top-floor office, a voice spoke to me:
[19:49:06] <Ethanol-fueled> "I've been expecting you, Ethanol-fueled....or should I call you....Ethan Clint Pearsall
[19:49:17] <Ethanol-fueled> "how did you know my real name?!" I asked.
[19:49:45] <Ethanol-fueled> He replied, "We know everything about you, we are the Jewish conspiracy, after all..."
[19:49:57] <Ethanol-fueled> He turned around to face me, and said, "
[19:50:14] <Ethanol-fueled> "I, am Timothy. That guy you made fun of, at the other place."
[19:50:21] <Ethanol-fueled> "What?"
[19:51:15] <Ethanol-fueled> "We had made a perfect civilization, a utopia. Liberal, pro-Israel. You too subscribed to those beliefs."
[19:51:45] <Ethanol-fueled> "however, you deviated from those norms, and created a catastrophe. You had rendered our data-miners useless. "
[19:52:00] <Ethanol-fueled> I replied,
[19:52:42] <Ethanol-fueled> "Bullshit. If not me, some other rabblerouser would have thrown a monkey-wrench into your scheme. If you blame me, blame the rest of humanity as well. "
[19:53:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Timothy laughed, and replied, "But Jew were the first. "
[19:54:11] <Ethanol-fueled> And continued, "that's enough talk. Time for your trial." He then pulled a lever under his desk, which dropped the trap-door under my feet.
[19:54:43] <Ethanol-fueled> I fell 30 feet and hit the floor of a stinky, dark, dimly-lit chamber full of Jewish mothers.
[19:55:05] <Ethanol-fueled> "This chubby guy will taste good in my motza-ball soup.....time for a schvitz!"
[19:55:18] <Ethanol-fueled> s/guy/goy/g
[19:55:18] <sedctl> <Ethanol-fueled> "This chubby goy will taste good in my motza-ball soup.....time for a schvitz!"
[19:56:02] <Ethanol-fueled> "Ethanol -- the loofah goes on the second rack of the shower thing, not the third!"
[19:56:15] <Ethanol-fueled> "Ethanol -- you left your towel on the bed again"
[19:56:35] <Ethanol-fueled> "Ethanol -- that floor you cleaned has a speck on it."
[19:56:41] <Ethanol-fueled> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
[19:58:14] <Ethanol-fueled> I am Timothy. Ethanol-fueled was killed by my own hand.
[19:58:33] <Ethanol-fueled> The filthy base knave bastard deserved it, and you all will surely agree.
[19:59:27] <nick> the drinkin' is good today then, Ethanol-fueled?
[20:03:45] <Ethanol-fueled> call me Timothy.
[20:04:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I killed that piece of flotsam Ethanol-fueled.
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[20:39:12] <Ching-Chong-Chingon> 'sup.
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[20:54:31] <Ching-Chong-Chingon> Hahahahahah
[20:54:43] <Ching-Chong-Chingon> sug my cog sodsuggzzz
[20:59:10] <Ching-Chong-Chingon> fucksticksw
[20:59:15] <Ching-Chong-Chingon> HAHAHAHAHHA
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[21:02:52] <Runaway1956> Well - my engine is out of the car. I'm to damned tired to even think about going back outside, and my son is saying he's tired too
[21:14:34] <Gravis> Runaway1956: i'm sure anyone would get tired just listening to you speak
[21:17:55] <Runaway1956> Gravid - my number one fan of the man from Tennessee
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[21:24:37] <Runaway1956> https://www.google.com
[21:24:38] <systemd> ^ 03gravid man - Google Search ( https://www.google.com )
[21:44:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Siberian Unicorn' Fossil is Surprisingly Recent - http://sylnt.us - grab-it-by-the-horn || Every Part of This Microprocessor is Open Source - http://sylnt.us - finally-free
[22:45:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S Law Firms with Wall Street Clients Hacked - http://sylnt.us - conflict-of-interest
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