#Soylent | Logs for 2016-04-29
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[00:02:27] <Gravis> SirFinkus: well, you don't know all the acronyms, so i included the abbr tag so you could figure them out without extra text in the way for the ones that you do but you can't see that they exist because abbr tags and regular text are indistinguisable on SN. >:(
[00:14:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Refusal to Decrypt Lands Suspect in Jail Without Trial for 7 Months (and Counting) - http://sylnt.us - plead-the-fifth-and-land-in-jail
[01:38:23] <Gravis> SirFinkus: here: https://soylentnews.org
[01:38:24] <TransBotula> ^ 03SN Submission by Gravis: DRM in HTML5 Will be Hardware Specific and Hooked to the DMCA
[01:38:38] <Gravis> it's the full story, not just a summary.
[01:43:18] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:45:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Simple Spy Messages no Computer Could Decode - http://sylnt.us - cat-pics-are-one-time-pads
[01:51:55] <Bytram> ~time x
[01:51:57] <exec> Friday, 29 April 2016 @ 1:51 am UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[02:00:25] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[02:00:27] <TransBotula> ^ 03Supreme Court OKs change to expand FBI's hacking powers - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[02:01:49] <Bytram> https://www.wyden.senate.gov
[02:01:49] <TransBotula> ^ 03Wyden: Congress Must Reject Sprawling Expansion of Government Surveillance | Press Releases | U.S. Senator Ron Wyden
[02:02:01] <Bytram> "Congress has until December 1 to reject or changes the rule. If lawmakers take no action, the rule goes into effect on that date."
[02:02:37] <SirFinkus> need Gravis
[02:02:40] <SirFinkus> *neat
[02:02:52] <Gravis> SirFinkus: nah, you had it right the first time. ;P
[02:05:55] <cmn32480> ~ignore MrPlow
[02:05:56] <exec> exec set to ignore MrPlow
[02:06:05] <cmn32480> crutchy - fixed
[02:10:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, I see dots under DMCA already. What browser you using?
[02:11:06] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: it may be theme related. i'm using night theme. however, i am using chromium
[02:11:38] <SirFinkus> nothing here for me either, on stock theme
[02:11:47] <SirFinkus> safari
[02:11:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, it's browser related.
[02:12:18] <Gravis> yeah, just check incognito
[02:12:24] <Gravis> no luck
[02:12:36] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: so... be explicit in the css, pretty please
[02:13:02] * Bytram is using OMG Ponies theme on Pale Moon (x86) on Win 7 Pro -- I see dotted underline.
[02:13:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://github.com
[02:13:23] <TransBotula> ^ 03Add styling to ABBR tag · Issue #284 · SoylentNews/rehash · GitHub
[02:15:00] <Gravis> hmm... need to buy new wheels for my rollerblades. kinda murdered them with gravel. :P
[02:20:35] <cmn32480> Gravis - very nice submission
[02:20:49] <cmn32480> that kind of stuff is greatly appreciated
[02:21:11] <Gravis> cmn32480: fuck you, i don't take compliments well! ((ヾ(≧皿≦；)ノ＿))Fuuuuuu—-！
[02:21:12] <Bytram> yes, too bad one of the sources has trouble with the English language
[02:21:30] <Gravis> xD
[02:22:33] <Gravis> Bytram: what are you talking about? <_<
[02:22:51] <Bytram> oops, referring to a different story; my bad.
[02:23:04] <cmn32480> Gravis - I got NFI eitehr.. the links are all in good shape
[02:24:16] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: see, trolling the EME people wasn't all for naught, you got a story about it on SN. :)
[02:24:18] <cmn32480> love those.. add dept line.. change time.. click save
[02:24:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> do we? i haven't been home to read news today.
[02:25:06] <cmn32480> it'll be out about 0819 UTC
[02:25:09] <Gravis> well... maybe tomorrow when it goes out
[02:26:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay. busy day tomorrow though. house cleaning and fishing both needing accomplished by early afternoon.
[02:26:31] <Gravis> cmn32480: why so early?
[02:26:42] * cmn32480 tosses TheMightyBuzzard keys to the SoylentNews Bulldozer to hep clean up
[02:26:58] <cmn32480> to give our European friedns time to rad it
[02:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, sleep time for an early start fishing or cleaning, whichever looks more promising around 6am.
[02:27:29] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:27:31] * exec retroactively rubs a 40 of funding on TheMightyBuzzard
[02:40:28] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Have a good night!
[02:45:51] <cmn32480> all right... I'm done kids
[02:47:00] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[02:47:02] * exec carefully cracks open a thingy of 2 steak shit for #soylent
[03:16:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Millennials Become Largest Demographic in US; Earn 20% Less than Previous Generation in NYC - http://sylnt.us - decline-of-western-civilization
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[03:34:24] <Bytram|away> time for some shut-eye
[03:34:30] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[03:34:32] * exec faithfully passes a cache of caulk to #Soylent
[03:34:42] <Bytram|away> well, that seals it!
[03:34:44] <Bytram|away> =)
[05:18:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Take an Inside Tour of the Gigafactory With Tesla's JB Straubel - http://sylnt.us - imagine-the-echo
[06:49:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Printers at German Universities Mysteriously Churn Out Anti-Semitic Fliers - http://sylnt.us - lockdown-your-networks
[06:53:14] <chromas> I think just printing (especially with an inkjet) is antisemetic. Think of the cost!
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[08:05:13] <Webbyatwork> morning
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[08:50:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Can't Say How It Hacked IPhone 5C - http://sylnt.us - they-have-nfi-how-they-did-it
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[10:22:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DRM in HTML5 Will be Hardware Specific and Hooked to the DMCA - http://sylnt.us - all-your-videos-are-belong-to-us
[10:41:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:41:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2511
[10:43:32] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:43:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2512
[10:43:50] * crutchy has just made his last one for the evening :)
[10:49:22] * TheMightyBuzzard is still waiting on his first one to activate his super powers
[10:50:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:50:42] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy early. Thunderstorms developing this afternoon. High 77F. Winds E at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 80%. Tomorrow: Thunderstorms in the morning will give way to cloudy skies late. A few storms may be severe. High 82F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 80%.
[10:51:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> outstandin fishin weather this morning in other words
[10:52:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima take off n start throwing jugs out of the boat around an hour from now.
[10:52:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i'm not talking about Deucalion
[10:57:28] <Webbyatwork> I thought you all fished with dynamite?
[11:01:05] <Webbyatwork> Pub time!
[11:06:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, dynamite is for duke boys and jj evans
[11:12:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> milk jug + twine + hook + weight + bait. combine and throw over the side of the boat. repeat up to ten times, depending on how many jugs you have.
[11:13:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> putter around lake fishing with poles until a jug bobs vigorously up and down or until you're ready to leave.
[11:23:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh outstanding. i can use modifier keys (ctrl-alt-shift-win) with the five non-qwerty hotkeys on my keyboard.
[11:29:02] <chromas> emacs-style macros eh
[11:29:05] <chromas> emacros
[11:29:55] <chromas> ctl-shift-G1 for coffee++, ctl-alt-G1 for tea++, ctl-alt-shift-G1 for !bier
[11:30:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> sumpin like that, yeah
[11:30:44] <chromas> ##pacman -S emacs
[11:31:04] <chromas> oh; not your box no mo'
[11:31:13] <chromas> ##apt-get install systemd
[11:31:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now it's M5 for coffee++ and ^M5 for reload conky
[11:31:42] <chromas> M5 sounds like a mouse button
[11:32:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it's what's painted on the key though. got five of em.
[11:32:24] * chromas notices there are no keyboard with the combination of ergonomic and gaming
[11:33:01] <chromas> I thought gaming keyboards came with G keys. maybe that's just logitech
[11:34:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> one of em resizes a window to my preferred size for big winders and puts it where i want them going. one does a killall mpg123 cause i use that for an alarm. one isn't defined currently. and the last is an FBI panic button that reboots the box.
[11:34:24] <chromas> just reboots?
[11:34:38] <chromas> no ram overwrite or nuthin'
[11:34:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, ~ is as encrypted as i can make it.
[11:34:51] <chromas> I guess that could be part of the boot process
[11:35:11] <chromas> you can encrypt / too, without a separate /boot even
[11:35:20] <chromas> though you have to put in your password twice
[11:35:50] <chromas> grub needs it but won't pass it on to systemd
[11:35:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> or you can tie decrypting ~ to a file existing on /
[11:36:41] <chromas> I did that before. Doesn't help with / though
[11:36:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i did that to chain three encrypted drives together a while back but then one of em went tits up and the other got repurposed for winders gaming storage.
[11:37:01] <chromas> s'pose the key could be on a usb thumbdrive you could pop out and toss out the window in an emergency
[11:37:17] <chromas> or a lego one that you toss into a bucket o' legos when you're out
[11:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i just use a nice, long, mixed-case password
[11:38:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> if they can crack that fucker, they got working quantum computers.
[11:38:21] <chromas> do you have a macro to wipe the master key or is that a secret?
[11:38:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, not going to make one either. i'd accidentally hit it.
[11:38:56] * chromas should set up some macros
[11:39:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a pita enough occasionally hitting M3 and rebooting out of nowhere
[11:40:49] <chromas> no true scottsman doesn't have a reset button on the case
[11:40:52] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:40:54] * exec abnormally offers a mighty bundle of Subsentient's salty neckbeard to TheMightyBuzzard
[11:40:57] <cmn32480> ~gday chromas
[11:41:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really should back up most of ~bob to a tarball and store it somewhere regularly though
[11:41:02] * exec figuratively formulates an exabyte of baby batter for chromas
[11:41:11] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:41:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2513
[11:41:12] <chromas> ~g'day sirs
[11:41:15] * exec insensitively twerks a dogbox of embiggening for sirs
[11:41:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got a reset button on the case, it's just too far to reach from my chair.
[11:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:41:32] * exec irresponsibly crams a sac of purple drank into cmn32480
[11:41:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmm.... purple drank
[11:42:02] <chromas> put an SSD into your desktop and store everything on a remote box that's sealed up and tossed into the nearby creek or something
[11:42:10] <chromas> with 10-gig ethernet
[11:42:36] <chromas> oh shit, hide! he got da purple drank!
[11:42:53] <chromas> next thing I knew, he yelled "das racis!" and started shooting up the place
[11:43:22] <cmn32480> THIS MOVE'S SO GOOD i'MA BUST A CAP IN HERE!
[11:43:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, thinking back up config files and such to an encrypted loop device then gzip that then store it on dropbox.
[11:44:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> saved media and shat i can always get again. config files however are a pain to replace.
[11:44:42] <chromas> holding the gun sideways is getting old and uncool. it's time to popularize holding them upside down now
[11:45:25] <chromas> encrypt your files and stash them on soylent
[11:47:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, nah. NCommander and paulej72 would keel haul me for getting the site subpoenaed.
[11:49:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> say... i have a boat... i can keel haul people now!
[11:51:31] <cmn32480> why it is that people what I have been workign with for 7 years can't seem to figure out that talking to me before the first cup of coffee is a bad idea?
[11:51:39] <cmn32480> are people jsut fucking stupid
[11:52:07] <chromas> they are before their first cup
[11:52:26] <chromas> ~g'day coffee
[11:52:28] * exec slowly culturally appropriates a megabyte of ice cream from coffee
[11:52:38] <chromas> !koffie
[11:52:38] * Bender schenkt een kopje cafe choco in voor chromas
[11:53:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should make a sign
[11:54:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> "FUCK OFF OR I WILL CUT YOU" on one side and "I am now safely caffeinated" on the other.
[11:54:54] <cmn32480> !uid
[11:54:55] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6219, owned by Pepper-0
[11:55:05] <cmn32480> that 'splains it
[11:55:25] <cmn32480> check this one out
[11:55:27] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[11:55:28] <TransBotula> ^ 03SN Submission by Pepper-0: Submitting change needed
[11:55:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, ~200 in four months. we're picking up steam slightly.
[11:55:44] <cmn32480> and this one...
[11:55:45] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[11:55:46] <TransBotula> ^ 03SN Submission by Pepper-0: Evil Muslims in Bussels pretend to behead firefighters
[11:56:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL
[11:56:34] <cmn32480> same guy subs both
[11:56:38] <cmn32480> the brussels one first
[11:56:45] <cmn32480> then the why isn't my shit on the front page
[11:56:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> If Pepper-0 wants his "free speech" to not be violated, he can either start his own site or post a journal.
[11:56:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should run the Submitting change needed one =P
[11:57:06] <cmn32480> lol
[11:58:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, seriously. with links to his other subs at the bottom with an Ed note. it'd be fun.
[11:59:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, you non-spelling bastard, I had to fix a typo in your story before my coffee had finished brewing. I owe you pain.
[11:59:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, run it under Meta: though.
[12:00:00] <cmn32480> lol
[12:00:06] <cmn32480> that'd be a nice touch
[12:00:15] <chromas> his profile says he found us at toastytech.com
[12:00:22] <chromas> http://toastytech.com
[12:00:23] <TransBotula> ^ 03Nathan's Links
[12:00:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[12:00:43] <chromas> !beledig
[12:00:43] * Bender schopt chromas
[12:02:00] <chromas> !beledig de Joden
[12:02:00] * Bender schijt in de mond van de
[12:02:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, it's only fair. he'd get his stuff seen and the community would get the chance to tell him what was wrong with his assumptions.
[12:02:25] <cmn32480> but it makes me wonder, who is Nathan... and what'd we do to get on his linked list?
[12:02:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me
[12:02:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> but yay us
[12:03:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i'm out. fish that need me to catch them are out there in the lake waiting impatiently.
[12:05:34] * cmn32480 puts nitro in TMB 's gas tank
[12:23:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Some Protection for Email and Cloud Data - http://sylnt.us - even-congress-gets-it-right-once-in-a-while
[13:21:58] <Webbyatwork> oh wow, looks like kuro5hin.org is dead
[13:22:09] <Webbyatwork> loads a register domain holding page
[13:22:23] <Webbyatwork> It was pretty much dead anyway, but shame to see it go
[13:54:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UC Davis Chancellor Suspended After $175,000 Online Name-Scrubbing Antics - http://sylnt.us - misappropriation-of-funds
[14:06:32] <cmn32480> some thigns just need to die.
[14:08:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> like the idea that you can remove things from the internet?
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[14:39:19] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,414
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[15:25:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sunny U.S. States Are Sabotaging Solar Energy - http://sylnt.us - utilities-are-for-profit
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[15:36:34] <Runaway1956> Hey, who turned my computer off?
[15:36:51] <Runaway1956> Gonna kick Old Man Weather's ass one of these days . . . .
[16:57:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Devuan, Systemd-Free Debian Fork, Rolls Out First Beta Release - http://sylnt.us - freedom-isn't-free
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[18:58:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Experiments With DNA Data Storage - http://sylnt.us - playing-with-building-blocks
[20:11:47] <Gravis> mod me troll and flamebait and i still get a +5 insightful. ;D https://slashdot.org
[20:11:48] <TransBotula> ^ 03A Majority Of Millennials Now Reject Capitalism, Poll Shows - Slashdot ( https://slashdot.org )
[20:12:15] <cmn32480> +5 Troll is a tough gig to pull off
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[20:19:17] <Gravis> cmn32480: the key is sacrafice virgin children to the demon of your choosing.
[20:19:35] <Gravis> :P
[20:29:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Up to $800 Million in ISIS Cash Destroyed in Air Strikes - http://sylnt.us - hit-em-where-it-hurts
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[21:14:01] <Gravis> i think it's one of my better posts: https://soylentnews.org
[21:14:02] <TransBotula> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2)
[21:27:59] * Subsentient is replacing his Let's Encrypy key with a 16384-bit RSA key
[22:00:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - POP Goes the Weasel, Quite Literally - http://sylnt.us - do-you-smell-burnt-fur?
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[22:55:15] <BrownMenace> In recent months, two people have been vindicated.
[22:55:20] <BrownMenace> One is Anders Brevik,
[22:55:28] <BrownMenace> the other is myself.
[22:56:17] <BrownMenace> This is some proof of the vindication of Brevik:
[22:56:18] <BrownMenace> https://www.rt.com
[22:56:20] <TransBotula> ^ 03Europe’s refugee crisis: Trash trail left behind by asylum seekers upsets locals — RT News
[22:56:50] <BrownMenace> This is proof of the vindication of the author of The Brown Menace
[22:56:51] <BrownMenace> http://touch.latimes.com
[22:56:52] <TransBotula> ^ 03LA Times ( http://touch.latimes.com )
[22:57:30] <BrownMenace> Trump says that Mexicans are a bunch of criminal animals, and look how those Mexicans prove him wrong.
[22:57:45] <BrownMenace> Idiots are so short-sighted they're playing right into Trump's hands.
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[22:58:16] * BrownMenace prays for the race-war...Blacks and Whites against the Brown Menace
[22:59:18] <BrownMenace> And note that I never once wrote a journal entry called "The Black Menace."
[22:59:53] <BrownMenace> I hope more Mexicans and other Latinoid scum start more rioting and blocking traffic and whatnot.
[23:00:11] <BrownMenace> (Because keeping average joes from getting to work is REALLY gonna win more support for your cause)
[23:00:42] <BrownMenace> There is so much idiocy in the real-world. It makes internet trolls look like fucking Ghandis by comparison.
[23:02:12] <BrownMenace> "I'm protesting because I want equal rights for everybody, and I want peaceful protest," said 19-year-old Daniel Lujan, one of hundreds in a crowd that appeared to be mostly Latinos in their late teens and 20s.
[23:02:22] <BrownMenace> PfffffhahahaHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAWWWWWW!
[23:02:44] <BrownMenace> "About five police cars were damaged in total, police said, adding that some will require thousands of dollars' worth of repairs."
[23:02:57] <BrownMenace> "Video footage showed some anti-Trump demonstrators hurling debris at a passing pickup truck. One group of protesters carried benches and blocked the entrance to the 55 Freeway along Newport Boulevard, with some tossing rocks at motorists near the on-ramp."
[23:03:32] <BrownMenace> Can't help but laugh, though, I've always considered antisocial behavior to be funny.
[23:04:35] <BrownMenace> " "This is the anger people have against Trump," said Jose Cruz, 21, as he pointed to the protesters running in the middle of the street. "It's not because he's white -- it's because of what he's said."
[23:05:24] <BrownMenace> Yeah! https://www.youtube.com
[23:05:25] <TransBotula> ^ 03Limp Bizkit Break Stuff (uncensored) - YouTube
[23:06:19] <BrownMenace> Holding a Mexican flag, Juan Carlos, 16, said his parents came to the U.S. from Mexico and that he was protesting to support others like him. "Donald Trump is worthless," Carlos said. "There won't be no United States without Mexicans."
[23:06:30] <BrownMenace> WUT
[23:07:07] <crutchy> he's implying that americans are too fat and lazy to work, and that the country would collapse without cheap immigrant labor
[23:07:13] <crutchy> aye focker! :D
[23:07:24] <BrownMenace> Well, he's full of shit. And hello!
[23:07:54] <crutchy> probably yeah. its just the message i figured he was putting across :p
[23:08:22] <BrownMenace> Crutchy - if he's in Costa Mesa, he ain't workin' in no fields.
[23:08:51] <crutchy> oh if he's a democrat i'm pretty sure he aint workin at all
[23:09:05] <BrownMenace> His parents are probably enabling some greedy cheapskate, because who needs to obey employment law when there's minorities who vote Democrat to be pandered to?
[23:10:00] <BrownMenace> Alternately, his parents are actually skilled middle-class or upper middle-class immigrants and he's living out his "edgy righteous teen" phase
[23:10:34] <BrownMenace> Makes me want to start a website called "Beanermania"
[23:11:43] <BrownMenace> Be right back...
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[23:13:35] <SirFinkus> http://www.newsweek.com
[23:13:36] <TransBotula> ^ 03Doctor Ready to Perform First Human Head Transplant
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[23:14:29] <crutchy> so is it the head that's being transplanted? or the body?
[23:14:40] <SirFinkus> the head it sounds like
[23:15:02] * crutchy would have thought the body, since our head is our person
[23:15:12] <crutchy> the body is just a biological machine
[23:15:20] <SirFinkus> so is the brain
[23:15:44] <crutchy> but the brain has all the memories and experiences and ideas and emotions n shit
[23:16:33] <crutchy> a body without a brain is like a computer without a hdd
[23:18:05] <crutchy> not so much the physical brain that makes us individuals, its the electrical brain
[23:18:21] <crutchy> all the synaptic connections or whatever the fuck goes on in there
[23:18:23] <BeanisDaMenace> That would be awesome if it worked
[23:18:32] <BeanisDaMenace> Even if only for a few minutes
[23:18:52] <BeanisDaMenace> Then he would have a new body to use for beating the Brown Menace.
[23:18:54] <BeanisDaMenace> Bahaha.
[23:19:21] <crutchy> or for beating his meat
[23:19:52] <BeanisDaMenace> Well that alone would be worth it, if he hadn't had his meat spooged in awhile
[23:20:15] <SirFinkus> is it gay to masturbate after a head transplant?
[23:20:35] <chromas> only if you're autofellating
[23:20:39] <BeanisDaMenace> " It’s a 36-hour, $20 million procedure involving at least 150 people, including doctors, nurses, technicians, psychologists, virtual reality engineers, and one prostitute to get him suck-started back into consciousness.".
[23:20:40] <crutchy> would be more fun to have a head transplant onto a girl's body
[23:20:54] <BeanisDaMenace> Fink, have you ever seen Body Parts?
[23:21:02] <SirFinkus> like, irl body parts, or a movie
[23:21:11] <BeanisDaMenace> The B-horror movie Body Parts
[23:21:14] <SirFinkus> ok crutchy, another question
[23:21:17] <SirFinkus> no
[23:21:28] <SirFinkus> if you got a woman's body, would it be gay to have sex with a man?
[23:21:35] <SirFinkus> with your new ladybits
[23:21:40] <BeanisDaMenace> Yecch.
[23:21:55] <crutchy> dunno. different people seem to define the sex of a person differently
[23:21:58] <BeanisDaMenace> Would probably ride ridiculously huge dildos all day though
[23:22:09] <crutchy> some say its all in the head, some say its defined by sex organs
[23:22:15] <BeanisDaMenace> And then feel dirty for it. Then do it again the next day.
[23:22:16] <crutchy> depends which camp you're from
[23:22:18] <SirFinkus> well, that's not gay, as long as they don't look like penises
[23:22:23] <SirFinkus> if they're fists, they're fair game
[23:22:26] * chromas would use his new vagina as a storage compartment like what Bender's got
[23:22:33] <BeanisDaMenace> !grab SirFinkus
[23:22:33] <Bender> Added quote 715
[23:22:48] <crutchy> chromas, for storing dirty language?
[23:22:54] <SirFinkus> but if they manage this, I wonder how soon they'd do trasngender operations
[23:23:04] <chromas> crutchy: yeah, I'd put my javascripts in there
[23:23:16] <crutchy> SirFinkus, yeah tbh i tend to define sex by the organs on yer body
[23:23:23] <SirFinkus> caveat on the rubber fists: they must be feminine
[23:23:24] <crutchy> if you god a dick you're a guy
[23:23:27] <BeanisDaMenace> Fink, that's an awesome idea, but it does nothing for square jawlines or protruding Adams' apples.
[23:23:28] <crutchy> *got
[23:23:39] <chromas> words have gender; animals have sex
[23:23:54] <SirFinkus> it's a lot closer though, and at least their vaginas will work and stuff
[23:23:59] <SirFinkus> also might be able to have children
[23:24:05] <SirFinkus> but idk how that shit works
[23:24:09] <crutchy> hmm. true there is probably a difference between 'sex' and 'gender'
[23:24:25] <crutchy> the sex of a person is defined by their body i think
[23:24:41] <crutchy> gender is a mental thing maybe
[23:25:03] <SirFinkus> I think the ftm ones need pumps or something to get erections
[23:25:05] <chromas> words have gender, like "his" and "him"
[23:25:15] * chromas doesn't see no penises on his words
[23:25:23] <crutchy> chromas, yeah
[23:25:39] <SirFinkus> nice double negative chromas
[23:25:46] <SirFinkus> that means you DO see penises on your words
[23:25:52] * chromas puts penises on his words
[23:25:56] <crutchy> so if a girl with a male gender had her head transplanted onto a male body, she would be a guy through and through
[23:26:27] <SirFinkus> unfortunately, chromas's penis can only fit on monosyllabic words
[23:26:36] * chromas assumes most m2fs are just trollin' other dudes
[23:26:39] <crutchy> in 72 pt font :p
[23:27:30] <BeanisDaMenace> I can understand why women pretend to be men online.
[23:27:54] <crutchy> cos we're all a bunch of dicks?
[23:27:54] <SirFinkus> yeah, that shit has got to be annoying
[23:27:55] <BeanisDaMenace> But I never understood why men pretend to be women, unless they're homo
[23:28:03] <SirFinkus> to get free shit in mmorpgs?
[23:28:03] <chromas> 'cause they want free shat
[23:28:08] <BeanisDaMenace> TITS OR GTFO HURR
[23:28:15] <crutchy> i thought we were all girls online?
[23:28:26] * crutchy checks out chromas' skirt
[23:28:32] <chromas> it's true. I don't have a tiny penis; I have a huge clit
[23:28:34] <BeanisDaMenace> Stop enabling those women, guys, they start acting like that in real-life.
[23:28:53] <SirFinkus> enabling them? like what?
[23:28:59] <chromas> I think they were doing that in real life first
[23:29:03] <BeanisDaMenace> giving them too much goddamn attention.
[23:29:03] <crutchy> BeanisDaMenace, thankfully i'm a male chauvanistic pig bastard
[23:29:14] <BeanisDaMenace> Drooling over them, being sycophantic, etc.
[23:29:16] <SirFinkus> oh, I mainly just ignore them
[23:29:25] <crutchy> i just wanna feel their tits
[23:29:28] <BeanisDaMenace> Those bitches take that shit to the bars and end up pissing me off.
[23:29:29] <SirFinkus> I'm not going to try to hook up with a girl over tf2
[23:29:33] <SirFinkus> too much work
[23:29:36] <crutchy> it annoys my wife to no end :p
[23:30:19] <crutchy> ~link bewbs
[23:30:21] <exec> └─ bewbs => https://www.youtube.com
[23:30:28] <SirFinkus> the only reason I don't like playing with women in multiplayer games is because it turns everyone into retards
[23:30:38] <BeanisDaMenace> crutchy, I've been in that situation. And what I say to that is, if you were satisfying me like I want, I wouldn't be looking at tits online or anywhere else.
[23:30:58] <BeanisDaMenace> Not you but da wimmin
[23:31:07] <crutchy> oh. nah i don't look for its online. i'm a very lucky man in that regard ;p
[23:31:08] <SirFinkus> 2 extremes: absurd misogyny and white knighting
[23:31:21] <SirFinkus> crutchy is so fat he has his own tits
[23:31:22] <crutchy> *tits online
[23:31:25] <crutchy> lol
[23:31:34] <crutchy> oh noes i been found out!
[23:31:39] <BeanisDaMenace> Which means the wimmin better not take more than 5 minutes of foreplay to let me in, and she had better gimme some anytime I ask.
[23:31:52] <crutchy> foreplay is gud
[23:32:01] <BeanisDaMenace> I expect around 2-3 times a day, depending.
[23:32:15] <crutchy> yeah good luck with that :p
[23:32:41] <crutchy> if you find a girl like that i'd be wearing a franger cos you never know where its been
[23:32:51] <SirFinkus> lol a franger
[23:32:54] <BeanisDaMenace> Meh, it's pretty manageable, done it many times, but haven't found a keeper I haven't estranged or who was worth hanging on to, so it's back to the hustle.
[23:32:58] <SirFinkus> you wacky australians
[23:33:38] <BeanisDaMenace> You mean this crutchy?
[23:33:38] <BeanisDaMenace> http://cdn.roland.com
[23:34:08] <SirFinkus> how do you have that pedal, and not have it on "ultra" all the time
[23:34:27] <crutchy> yeah i dunno if i'd wanna 'wear' that, but each to their own :)
[23:34:42] <BeanisDaMenace> You can put it in your butt, crutchy
[23:34:49] <SirFinkus> you can adjust depth and rate
[23:34:55] <BeanisDaMenace> They even painted it purple for you and gave it studs and rubber
[23:35:11] <BeanisDaMenace> Fink, ultra flanging creates some sonically painful peaks
[23:35:32] <SirFinkus> I don't really mess with any of that shit (yet)
[23:35:35] <BeanisDaMenace> and if you use it in conjunction with other effects it can get nasty, to the point where you hear the effect more than the tone of your instrument.
[23:35:43] * crutchy usually associates flange with female front end, not male back end :p
[23:35:53] <BeanisDaMenace> hahahahah
[23:35:55] <SirFinkus> once I do, I think I'll keep it pretty simple with reverb and delay
[23:35:59] <SirFinkus> maybe a wah
[23:36:49] <BeanisDaMenace> chorus is nice too. Errybody has at least a little chorus on their shit...unless they're hipsters.
[23:36:54] <SirFinkus> but first I need to git gud
[23:37:01] <BeanisDaMenace> Then it's all tremolo and 4-minute looping shit.
[23:37:04] <SirFinkus> once my playing sounds good alone I'll fuck with it
[23:37:30] * chromas pastes in a ukulele loop
[23:37:37] <SirFinkus> FUCK YOU CHROMAS
[23:38:05] <chromas> how about the college douche strumming his guitar?
[23:38:19] <BeanisDaMenace> ukeleles have always been stupid. That's the kind of instument that a cartoon character plays obnoxiously before another grabs it and breaks it over his fucking head.
[23:38:19] <SirFinkus> our next English paper we have to write an analysis essay on how a song (we choose) represents the generation it was popular in
[23:38:40] <BeanisDaMenace> chromas, that's now in style thanks to assholes like John Mayer and Jason Mraz
[23:38:52] <chromas> well that's the problem, isn't it? they play the ukulele but nobody takes the cue to beat them, so they just keep hipsting
[23:38:53] <BeanisDaMenace> That sounds pretty cool, fink.
[23:39:01] <SirFinkus> yeah
[23:39:21] * BeanisDaMenace does his English paper on "Coontown"
[23:39:31] <chromas> which one?
[23:39:57] <BeanisDaMenace> https://www.youtube.com
[23:39:57] <TransBotula> ^✓ 03Coon Town - YouTube
[23:39:57] <SirFinkus> I was thinking of doing something offensive, but I want a good grade so I'm going to be boring and do "Vicarious" by Tool
[23:40:44] <chromas> do something subtly offensive, like have the first letter of each paragraph spell out "faggot" or something
[23:40:53] <SirFinkus> my other thought was Dies Irae, because that has some interesting bits in it, but that'd be too much work
[23:41:22] <BeanisDaMenace> Fink, how many of your classmates will do theirs on "Fuck Tha Police?"
[23:41:30] <SirFinkus> apparently the women who sang in it initially had to sing behind curtains not to tempt the men
[23:41:36] <SirFinkus> lol, funny you mention that
[23:41:54] <SirFinkus> there was a big class argument about rap and hiphop
[23:42:15] <SirFinkus> and whether NWA represented millennials
[23:42:26] <crutchy> SirFinkus, play 'closing in' by the living end
[23:42:28] <BeanisDaMenace> NWA does most certainly NOT
[23:42:36] <chromas> police++ # doin' it right in the ghettos
[23:42:36] <Bender> karma - police: 0
[23:42:40] <BeanisDaMenace> Maybe somebody like Kanye West
[23:42:48] <chromas> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[23:43:27] <SirFinkus> there is a difference between white and black generations, I brought this up and she shot it down
[23:43:41] <SirFinkus> I wanted to do some old ass blues songs
[23:43:49] <chromas> you're right though, with the interrupting whitey and all, he's probably a role model for college activists everywhere
[23:44:03] <SirFinkus> but really, black and white culture was pretty different back in howlin' wolf's day
[23:44:29] <BeanisDaMenace> chromas, and he refused to sit at the back of the class.
[23:44:36] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[23:44:38] <TransBotula> ^ 03Closing In - The Living End (Lyrics in the Description) - YouTube
[23:44:41] <BeanisDaMenace> and, worst of all...drank from the WHITE drinking fountains!
[23:45:09] <chromas> he's probably one of those dicks who put his mouth on the spout
[23:45:20] <crutchy> !grab chromas
[23:45:20] <Bender> Added quote 716
[23:45:28] <BeanisDaMenace> heheheh
[23:45:29] <SirFinkus> I should do Neon Meate Dream of an Octafish
[23:46:01] <SirFinkus> if I can get "ceramic piss" into an english essay
[23:46:12] <crutchy> just don't do van halen cos everyone will just think you're a fag
[23:46:18] <chromas> that's gotta hurt
[23:46:19] <SirFinkus> or "meat rose, and hairs, meat rose and wet"
[23:46:19] <BeanisDaMenace> crutchy--
[23:46:19] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 201
[23:46:25] <SirFinkus> "mucus mules"
[23:46:32] <BeanisDaMenace> Fuck off, Van Halen rocks and will always rock.
[23:46:44] <crutchy> he's a pop guitarist
[23:46:50] <SirFinkus> they're good, but Jump is gay as fuck
[23:47:00] <BeanisDaMenace> He happened to be a metal guitarist in a pop band.
[23:47:38] <BeanisDaMenace> Dr. Rockso was based on David Lee Roth
[23:47:46] <BeanisDaMenace> (with KISS makeup)
[23:48:29] <BeanisDaMenace> Fink, is that one of those bands that sings about nothing but dick?
[23:48:50] <SirFinkus> no, the song "Jump" by van halen
[23:49:20] <BeanisDaMenace> Yeah, that's when many fans considered it their "sellout" album
[23:49:33] <BeanisDaMenace> It's because Eddie played too much fucking synth
[23:50:04] <SirFinkus> the basic synth riff isn't bad, but it needed to be more subtle
[23:50:21] <SirFinkus> should have been guitar focused instead of the synth
[23:51:18] <BeanisDaMenace> It was probably because they were on coke.
[23:51:31] <SirFinkus> oh, this is pretty funny https://www.youtube.com
[23:51:31] <TransBotula> ^ 03Van Halen - Jump (Greensboro) - YouTube
[23:51:38] <SirFinkus> completely out of tune
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[23:52:16] <BeanisDaMenace> Yecch. Sounds like Eddie trying to be Rick Wakeman and failing horribly.
[23:52:45] <SirFinkus> I've seen a lot of really fucked up versions of this song for some reason
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[23:52:59] <BeanisDaMenace> OR keith emerson. "I'm lazy, I'm gonna make trippy noises on muh synth and the crowd will just have to sit there groovin' on it"
[23:53:14] <crutchy> i think van halen just killed my power
[23:53:35] <SirFinkus> this seems like a genuine technical error
[23:53:48] <BeanisDaMenace> Hahahaha
[23:54:09] <BeanisDaMenace> I know right off the bat that this version sucks because eddie ain't playin the synth riff
[23:54:25] <SirFinkus> and it's "jump"
[23:54:33] <BeanisDaMenace> he was probably holding the whammy bar flat and running around because he's fucking Eddie Van Halen
[23:55:01] <crutchy> and when it came back on the sub was rumbling continuously for like 30 seconds instead of the usual short whump
[23:55:09] <SirFinkus> I'm sure he knew something was fucked up
[23:55:16] <crutchy> i must have pissed eddit off :p
[23:55:20] <crutchy> *eddie
[23:55:23] <SirFinkus> if it was that simple, he would have fixed it
[23:55:37] <SirFinkus> I'm a shitty guitarist and I know instantly when I'm out of tune
[23:55:44] <BeanisDaMenace> I think they were just at that point where they no longer gave a fuck
[23:55:45] <SirFinkus> this guy's been playing for like 40 years or some shit?
[23:55:53] <BeanisDaMenace> It was probably Eddie's "pay for my divorce" tour
[23:56:00] <BeanisDaMenace> Eddie
[23:56:20] <BeanisDaMenace> Eddie's been pl;aying since I think 13, and he's been playing piano since then or longer.
[23:56:23] <takyon> hi
[23:56:29] <BeanisDaMenace> Yo
[23:56:32] <SirFinkus> so he fucking knew he was out of tune
[23:56:37] <crutchy> i like jump
[23:56:45] <BeanisDaMenace> Oh yeah, he probably just didn't give a fuck.
[23:56:50] <crutchy> except that damn singing fag
[23:56:53] <SirFinkus> fuck you crutchy
[23:57:14] <crutchy> the main singer of van halen is a douchebag
[23:57:16] <SirFinkus> my taste > your taste
[23:58:23] <BeanisDaMenace> crutchy, douchebag singers are good when they're in their prime.
[23:58:31] <BeanisDaMenace> Then they turn into rock and roll clowns.
[23:58:44] <takyon> http://www.vice.com
[23:58:44] <TransBotula> ^ 03A Brief History of Donald Trump and the Mafia | VICE | United States
[23:58:46] <SirFinkus> I'm actually doing some pretty douchy shit right now
[23:59:03] <BeanisDaMenace> What's that, fink?
[23:59:22] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:59:23] <TransBotula> ^ 03Apple man found dead at Cupertino HQ, gun discovered nearby • The Register
[23:59:25] <SirFinkus> assembling a playlist of non-offensive music to listen to in my car on a date
[23:59:26] <BeanisDaMenace> https://www.youtube.com
[23:59:27] <TransBotula> ^ 03I'm Just A Rock And Roll Clown--Dr. Rockso - YouTube
[23:59:55] <BeanisDaMenace> HAHAHAHAHA