#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-07
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[00:11:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tucows Cuts the Crap from its Download Site - http://sylnt.us - decade-too-late
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[00:28:33] <cmn32480> ~weather
[00:28:35] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 52°F / 11°C, cloudy, wind E at 1 mph, humidity 90% - Friday showers (50°F:53°F / 10°C:12°C), Saturday scattered showers (55°F:65°F / 13°C:18°C), Sunday mostly sunny (53°F:69°F / 12°C:21°C), Monday scattered showers (57°F:69°F / 14°C:21°C)
[00:28:52] <cmn32480> bleh
[00:28:53] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[00:28:57] <Bytram> !uid
[00:28:58] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6231, owned by Lester
[00:29:02] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[00:29:04] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 48°F, mostly cloudy, wind E at 14 mph, humidity 81% - Friday cloudy (46°F:52°F), Saturday cloudy (48°F:53°F), Sunday showers (47°F:61°F), Monday partly cloudy (46°F:65°F)
[00:29:08] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[00:29:10] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 49°F, mostly cloudy, wind S at 9 mph, humidity 78% - Friday scattered showers (42°F:62°F), Saturday scattered showers (44°F:51°F), Sunday rain (41°F:57°F), Monday partly cloudy (41°F:61°F)
[00:29:16] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[00:29:18] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 59°F, clear, wind E at 6 mph, humidity 45% - Friday clear with periodic clouds (40°F:66°F), Saturday partly cloudy (48°F:68°F), Sunday rain (36°F:62°F), Monday cloudy (36°F:50°F)
[00:30:00] <Bytram> it's warmer in Presque Isle (Northern Maine) than it is in Baltimore?
[00:30:10] <cmn32480> yup
[00:30:14] <Bytram> strange!
[00:30:27] <cmn32480> we is sitting under a cold front that is raining for days
[00:30:45] <cmn32480> ok
[00:30:47] <cmn32480> dinner time
[00:30:50] <cmn32480> back l8r
[00:31:04] * Bytram looks at national weather radar
[00:31:08] <Bytram> ugh.
[00:31:13] <Bytram> {{{ cmn32480 }}}
[00:31:19] <Bytram> cmn32480: laters
[00:33:04] <cmn32480> not ready quitre yet
[00:33:13] <cmn32480> and the weather here SUCKS
[00:33:25] <cmn32480> if this doens't let up soon, my grss is gonna be taller then my kids!
[00:35:24] <cmn32480> wow.. .looking at the sentence above, you'd think I was functionally illiterate
[00:35:33] <Bytram> cmn32480: time to fertilize the kids
[00:35:39] <Bytram> whereto https://youtu.be
[00:35:41] <systemd> ^ 03Particles attract across long distances - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[00:35:53] <cmn32480> I don't wanna cover my kids in shit
[00:42:42] <Bytram> touche
[00:45:00] <chromas> but you can plant them and grow more
[00:48:03] <Bytram> just be sure to occasionally do the weeding
[00:53:14] <Bytram> afk, biab
[01:00:51] <crutchy> ~weather
[01:00:53] <exec> 04Traralgon VIC - currently 24°C, sunny, wind E at 10 km/h, humidity 49% - Saturday mostly sunny (12°C:26°C), Sunday rain (13°C:18°C), Monday rain (12°C:21°C), Tuesday rain (8°C:16°C)
[01:31:33] <cmn32480> blame crutchy
[01:31:38] <cmn32480> his kids are upside down
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[01:33:26] <cmn32480> if I stick my kids in the ground head first.. do I get Australians?
[02:12:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - World's Largest Chimpanzee Research Facility is Closing - http://sylnt.us - quit-monkeying-around-before-they-go-ape-sh*t
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[03:43:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New York City Hosts Pigeon Show - http://sylnt.us - this-one-is-for-the-birds
[04:52:25] <dyingtolive> maybe i've been reading too much scott adams, but at first WRT his trump love, i thought he was just writing about his confirmation bias. now i'm seeing the things he described actually happening and i'm stunned.
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[05:15:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tobacco Roundup - http://sylnt.us - industry-is-going-up-in-smoke
[07:47:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fastest-Ever Molecular Imaging Reveals Reaction Crucial for Vision - http://sylnt.us - proteins:-say-cheese!
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[09:18:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gratis Windows 10 Upgrades to End 29 July - http://sylnt.us - OSaaS
[10:10:18] <chromas> so what happens when windows automatically, sneakily updates after then?
[10:10:40] <chromas> do they capture your bank or credit card info and automatically charge you for it?
[10:16:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:16:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2541
[10:24:24] <chromas> https://youtu.be
[10:24:25] <systemd> ^ 03Islamophobic - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[10:35:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> too early for nonsense. pills n coffee not kicked in yet.
[10:36:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, only if you also water them with beer
[10:49:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Saving the Northern White Rhinoceros with Science - http://sylnt.us - big-eggsperiment
[10:57:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, approaching consciousness now.
[10:58:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> friend of mine and his band opening for Quiet Riot last night: https://www.youtube.com
[10:58:44] <systemd> ^ 03BLACK EYED SUSAN bark at the moon - YouTube
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[12:50:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rethinking Security for the IoT - http://sylnt.us - why-is-my-toaster-on-the-net?
[13:12:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! rust may suck the balls but i don't gotta count bytes and fight fence post errors to avoid memory corruption.
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[13:33:07] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[13:33:07] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[13:33:08] * testbot flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[13:33:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! double skittles!
[13:40:50] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:40:52] * exec covertly drops a cat box of lima beans on TheMightyBuzzard
[13:49:51] * cmn32480 yawns
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[13:55:58] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,414
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[13:56:11] * cmn32480 goes hunting for coffee
[13:56:14] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:56:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2542
[13:58:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:58:36] * exec metrosexually refactors a dongle of grits for cmn32480
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[14:01:44] <cmn32480> went hunting for coffee...
[14:01:50] <cmn32480> found coffee and cereal
[14:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> bonus
[14:02:08] <cmn32480> pretty much
[14:02:24] <cmn32480> now if I can get enough privacy to finish the wife's mothers day laptop, I'll be in good shape
[14:03:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> workin on gettin a few basic commands into botly, mowing the yard, and either playing around at the strawberry festival or going fishing later myself
[14:03:33] <cmn32480> grass is later.. gotta let it dry out from the last couple days
[14:03:48] <cmn32480> been raining like a cow pissing on a lfat rock here since Monday
[14:04:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. here in TN you can NEVER mow before noon if you like your lawnmower.
[14:04:24] <cmn32480> too wet?
[14:04:35] <cmn32480> or too hung over?
[14:04:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> too wet. dew every morning. even in august
[14:05:38] <cmn32480> gotcha... my rider doesn't seem to have too many issues w/ it.. but the push mower for the front will laugh and me before it clogs eveery 3 feet
[14:06:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, lousy fishing forecast for today. guess i'll do sumpin else.
[14:06:31] <cmn32480> lawn.. garden...
[14:06:33] <cmn32480> code
[14:06:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> wet grass dulls the blades
[14:06:38] <cmn32480> beat the children
[14:06:57] <cmn32480> rocks do it far faster
[14:07:08] <cmn32480> grocry shopping
[14:07:13] <cmn32480> clean the house
[14:07:24] * cmn32480 hand the keys to the SN front end loader
[14:08:25] <cmn32480> build a swingset
[14:08:28] <cmn32480> find a girl
[14:08:42] <cmn32480> or guy.. whatever your preference
[14:12:16] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[14:12:29] * cmn32480 hands over dandruff shampoo
[14:13:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> chicks are insane and dudes are anti-attractive.
[14:13:38] <cmn32480> yep
[14:14:55] <cmn32480> hmmmm... how am I supposed ot get to my free internal use licenses if the login page is broken? WTF Microsoft?
[14:17:24] <cmn32480> ok... I was able to log in from the main microsoft.com site... then get to my action pack subscription... sheesh
[14:20:11] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[14:20:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, i know... i could play some vidya before mowing time instead of coding up yet more tedious ruby.
[14:20:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> scuse me, rust
[14:20:48] * cmn32480 pokes TheMightyBuzzard and wonders what he's chucling about
[14:21:19] <cmn32480> if you swing a printout ofthe code round in circles, do you ahve spinning rust?
[14:22:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... well my head spins a bit every time i try and code its poorly documented ass.
[14:25:41] <cmn32480> fair 'nuff
[14:25:52] <cmn32480> I will admit... Windows 10 is grow ing on me
[14:26:07] <cmn32480> I kinda like a fair chunck of the interface changes.
[14:27:00] * cmn32480 realizes that the above statements will likely get him ostracized from the community, and is prepared for that eventuality
[14:27:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
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[14:27:19] <cmn32480> lol
[14:28:00] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[14:28:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, you might as well have just said "them terrorists kinda have a point"
[14:29:24] <cmn32480> I've done everything I can to turn off the telemetry, and it runs via log on script incase MS decides to turn stuff back on
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[14:30:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, they STILL send data though. which if you wanna get technical makes it ILLEGAL to use in some fields.
[14:30:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> like the entire medical field.
[14:31:36] <cmn32480> I'm not sure that they are sending data if you are part of a Windows domain
[14:31:43] <cmn32480> I have not been able to track that down yet
[14:31:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
[14:31:43] <testbot> Your wish is my command...
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[14:32:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> better. quit messages are kinda flakey for some reason.
[14:32:16] <cmn32480> nice
[14:32:51] <cmn32480> now I can't get logged inot Juniper's website... WTF is wrong with my fingers today?
[14:33:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly gonna work up the ##seen command next
[14:33:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> or i can go happen to people in some vidya
[14:33:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, gonna do that. after i smoke.
[14:33:43] <cmn32480> lol
[14:34:02] <cmn32480> actaually.. that has some appeal...
[14:34:16] * cmn32480 thinks about firing up Fallout4 while the kids are banished to the basement
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[14:52:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Phrack is Back and on the Attack - http://sylnt.us - Cracks-slack,-Jack?-Phrack's-back!-Track,-hack,-crack!
[14:53:30] <Runaway1956> <+cmn32480> I will admit... Windows 10 is grow ing on me
[14:53:47] <Runaway1956> That happens to guys in the jungle too - shit starts growing on them
[14:54:21] <Runaway1956> I hope you get over it man . . . .
[14:56:13] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[14:56:15] <systemd> ^ 03Runnin' Down A Dream - Tom Petty The Heartbreakers - YouTube
[16:53:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nvidia Unveils GTX 1080 and 1070 "Pascal" GPUs - http://sylnt.us - real-cards-for-virtual-worlds
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[18:55:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Transit of Mercury - 2016-05-09 - http://sylnt.us - 163.6-billion-yard-stare
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[19:22:08] <PuppyPunter> Wuddup niggz
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[19:29:34] <Gravis> cmn32480: my primary objection to windows 10 was never it's UI.
[19:30:17] <Gravis> cmn32480: i don't think many people were saying you should avoid windows 10 because of the UI changes.
[19:30:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah, that's why you should avoid Windows 8.
[19:31:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> You should avoid Windows 10 because you can't install fonts without turning Windows Firewall.
[19:31:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> er....I mean because it's spyware.
[19:31:12] <Gravis> LOL
[19:34:43] <Gravis> it needs a firewall to install fonts. brilliant!
[19:35:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah....I swear, I couldn't make up shit this weird.
[19:36:14] <Gravis> that's a systemd level of entanglement
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[20:02:22] <PuppyPunter> Dropping footlong brown snakes on your mommas' chests.
[20:04:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm sure she'd enjoy that
[20:04:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> if she weren't dead.
[20:04:17] <PuppyPunter> Dead women can't say "no"
[20:05:04] <PuppyPunter> Yay, I got the server where the "select all" button works!
[20:20:59] <PuppyPunter> https://soylentnews.org
[20:21:00] <systemd> ^ 03SN comment by [02The Mighty Buzzard (18)] (02Score:2, Informative)
[20:21:05] <PuppyPunter> Modded ya up, Buzzard
[20:24:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> modding him up is fine...but as "Informative"? Not sure that's the way I'd have gone.
[20:25:06] <PuppyPunter> Before I read his post, I was uninformed that the parent was a lung-nazi. After reading Buzzard's post, I was informed. Hence, the informative mod.
[20:25:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> but hell, they're your mod points (and your lungs), you can do whatever you want with them.
[20:25:31] <PuppyPunter> I smoke weed, not backy. I Quit years ago.
[20:25:56] <PuppyPunter> Although smoking cigarettes is one of the coolest-looking bad habits a person could have.
[20:26:14] <PuppyPunter> that and a leather jacket and ray-ban sunglasses, leaning up against a post.
[20:26:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> I need to purchase a leather jacket at some point
[20:26:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> that point will probably the first winter after I get my act together and move out of Florida
[20:27:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> there's really hardly ever a call for a leather jacket in Florida, except maybe if you're on a motorcycle
[20:27:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> which is also a good way to look cool.
[20:27:33] <PuppyPunter> Yeah, especially a loud motorcycle.
[20:27:51] <PuppyPunter> revved obnoxiously everytime you pull out of a parking space
[20:28:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't mind the V-twins much even if they do that
[20:28:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's the squirrelly kids on sport bikes that like to do 80 MPH wheelies on the interstate that bother me.
[20:29:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> here, have a picture of tits: http://imgur.com
[20:29:21] <PuppyPunter> Yeah, those fuckers are dumb. Weaving in between lanes and shit.
[20:29:21] <systemd> ^ 03Tits - Album on Imgur
[20:29:56] <PuppyPunter> Homely, but cute. I'd marry her. She looks fun, even if her face is kinda weird.
[20:57:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google and Honeywell Settle Suit Over Nest Thermostat - http://sylnt.us - home-to-roost
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[22:28:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MIT Researchers Discover New Attractive Force Between Particles - http://sylnt.us - it-must-be-love
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[23:36:11] <Nogsack> whud up mofos
[23:37:50] <Nogsack> yyou spinless cocjksuers
[23:38:10] <Nogsack> FGUCK OFFF
[23:38:55] <Nogsack> https://www.youtube.com
[23:38:57] <systemd> ^ 03Battletoads Double Dragon SNES Walkthrough Super Nintendo Gameplay - YouTube
[23:39:02] <Nogsack> Beat p[eople up
[23:39:06] <Nogsack> HHAHAAHHAHA
[23:39:51] <Nogsack> Fuck all you assholes
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[23:47:27] <Deucalion> Eloquent as always :)
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[23:54:49] <PuppyPunter> FUCKING RADDDD
[23:54:52] <PuppyPunter> HHHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAFUUUUCK OFFF!
[23:55:10] <PuppyPunter> https://www.youtube.com
[23:55:10] <systemd> ^✓* 03Battletoads Double Dragon SNES Walkthrough Super Nintendo Gameplay - YouTube
[23:55:47] <PuppyPunter> WHEN BRAIN POWER FAILS, Brute force PREVAILS.
[23:56:52] <PuppyPunter> Man, I;m going to get drunk with a fat chick
[23:56:55] <PuppyPunter> SOD OFF FUCKERS
[23:57:53] <Deucalion> .op
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[23:59:04] <PuppyPunter> Take Ethanol-fueled out.
[23:59:17] <PuppyPunter> Do it, Juggs.
[23:59:42] <Deucalion> You want me to go on a date with EF?
[23:59:50] <Deucalion> Or feed EF to the piggies?
[23:59:50] <PuppyPunter> That shithead feels nothing but his own flailing limbs.