#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-18
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[00:03:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Waze Tests Carpooling Option in Bay Area - http://sylnt.us - look-out-uber
[01:33:35] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:33:40] <systemd> ^ 03US election: Donald Trump open to talks with North Korea - BBC News
[01:33:45] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:33:49] <systemd> ^ 039/11 bill passes US Senate despite Saudi 'warning' - BBC News
[01:34:26] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:34:29] <systemd> ^ 03Why Tamil Nadu may soon ban alcohol - BBC News
[01:34:42] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:34:45] <systemd> ^ 03Magic mushrooms 'promising' in depression - BBC News
[01:48:08] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:48:12] <systemd> ^ 03YouTube Red comes to Australia • The Register
[01:48:24] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:48:26] <systemd> ^ 03US power grid still fragile in the face of EMP threat: GAO • The Register
[01:49:03] <takyon> "With nearly all votes counted, Hillary Clinton leads Bernie Sanders in the Kentucky Democratic primary by almost 1,800 votes."
[01:49:51] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[01:49:57] <systemd> ^ 03Next Big Future: MinXSS CubeSat deployed from ISS to study sun's soft X-rays
[01:56:32] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[01:56:33] <systemd> ^ 03Ingestible ?origami robot? lets doctors operate on a patient remotely | KurzweilAI
[02:05:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One in Seven New BMWs Sold in the US is an Electric Vehicle - http://sylnt.us - its-electric
[02:19:28] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:19:29] <systemd> ^ 03New solar cell breaks efficency records, turns 34% of light into 'leccy • The Register
[02:19:35] <takyon> might submit this one, looks great
[02:20:40] <takyon> https://photographyisnotacrime.com
[02:20:43] <systemd> ^ 03Virginia Cops Handcuff Man Legally Open Carrying, Overlook Gun in Waistband - PINAC News
[02:41:53] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[03:19:47] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[03:19:48] <systemd> ^ 03Donald Trump Sits Down With Fox News' Megyn Kelly For Underwhelming Interview After Nine Month Feud : NPR
[03:31:31] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:36:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giraffes: Why the Long Neck? Scientists Discover Clues to Its Evolution - http://sylnt.us - part-brontosaurus
[04:58:28] <chromas> uh, no
[04:58:46] <chromas> God gave them long necks so they could hoist the pirate flag on the ark. duh
[05:07:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BBC Unveils Shake-up of Online Services Including Recipes Website - http://sylnt.us - needs-moar-profit
[07:09:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Help! We're Being Crushed, Cry Billionaire Cable Giants - http://sylnt.us - said-with-a-straight-face
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[07:39:52] <crutchy> hwfap
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[07:51:15] <jasassin> anyone alive?
[07:55:18] <Subsentient> jasassin: Not really, just us zombies.
[08:04:41] <jasassin> hey sub
[08:04:43] <crutchy> http://imgur.com
[08:04:44] <systemd> ^ 03"Hey bro take my picture." - Album on Imgur
[08:04:47] <jasassin> got a weird thing to talk to you about
[08:04:51] <jasassin> you know anything about samba?
[08:06:17] <jasassin> i was sharing some files on a windows 7 machine (factory install no updates) and the xfer was about 12MB/sec and then i said this is hosed ran updates on it and now its up to like 90MB/sec
[08:06:34] <jasassin> i wonder what KB234230923902309 update fixes the broken network speed
[08:06:46] <jasassin> i just want that one magic update
[08:09:10] <jasassin> had a dlink dge530-t die on my last night
[08:09:18] <jasassin> what a clusterfuck that was figuring out
[08:09:43] <jasassin> happend right when my isp was having problems
[08:10:41] <jasassin> it gets better though....
[08:10:57] <jasassin> then i tried copying a bigger file instead of the 100MB test file i was using
[08:11:40] <jasassin> i tried smbclient copying a 700MB file and got this amazing error smbclient parallel read returned nt_status_io_timeout
[08:12:17] <jasassin> it was because my MTU was 9000 on my interface on both ends for some reason it hoses linux up
[08:12:41] <jasassin> i dropped the MTU to 4000 on both sides windows and linux and it plays nice now
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[08:40:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Shape of Cities Shapes the Weather - http://sylnt.us - rain-rain-go-away
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[09:10:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:10:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2579
[09:35:36] <takyon> internal server error
[09:35:42] <takyon> TheMightyBuzzard
[09:35:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, what, right now?
[09:35:58] <takyon> yes
[09:37:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be good now
[09:37:24] <takyon> yup
[09:37:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was record crash time for mysql. i just bounced it not 15 minutes ago
[09:38:19] <takyon> there a cause for this effect?
[09:38:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg. above my pay grade.
[09:39:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i choose not to be a sysadmin unless it's simple stuff or emergency stuff
[09:39:08] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[09:39:10] <systemd> ^ 03Mitsubishi Motors president steps down over fuel scandal - BBC News
[09:39:24] <chromas> port it to rust + postgres
[09:40:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i prolly will tomorrow. surely i can do that in a day...
[09:41:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> it would definitely be lighter weight on the web frontends but it'd be an epic pain to code
[09:43:25] * TheMightyBuzzard debates on where in the code to do sn login for the bot
[09:43:58] <chromas> in the api
[09:45:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah, that's how i've done it up to now but i was debating on at bot startup or during submission process.
[09:45:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna split the difference and make it only on the first submission
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[10:40:07] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[10:40:57] <nick> sup tmb
[10:41:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, bit of bot coding. nothin special.
[10:42:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Check It Out! An Acoustic Levitation Gauntlet - http://sylnt.us - sounds-cool
[10:42:12] <crutchy> yay me too
[10:42:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> breakin exec good are ya?
[10:42:33] <crutchy> workin on a way to test these eval'd mods
[10:42:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[10:42:45] <nick> i'm watching people repair some fence before i go and try and fit a washing machine somewhere it apparently wont fit
[10:42:53] <nick> maybe i'll actually get some of my own work done today
[10:42:53] <nick> psh
[10:43:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> take a sledge hammer. you can make it fit.
[10:43:50] <crutchy> if it doesn't fit it just means you're not smashing it in hard enough
[10:43:58] <crutchy> damn. ninjad
[10:44:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, expected. you're having to type upside down.
[10:44:27] <nick> it will indeed fit i'm sure, just going to take some encouragement
[10:44:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, my hair's starting to itch. time to make it go away again.
[10:45:54] <crutchy> think i'm ready to see how rekt this test script is
[10:46:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> break it good!
[11:31:51] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:31:53] * exec sexually bitchslaps ciri's butthole of glowballs with TheMightyBuzzard
[11:31:58] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[11:32:00] * exec democratically flicks a boot of bass hole at crutchy
[11:32:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:32:03] * exec ironically pukes a buzzfeed list of CoC on cmn32480
[11:32:17] <crutchy> ~gday cmn32480
[11:32:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i won that one
[11:32:20] * exec disturbingly inserts a handful of consequences into cmn32480
[11:32:45] <crutchy> made it so i can test data server mods
[11:33:03] <crutchy> would be nice to figure out how to display errors that occur in eval'd code
[11:33:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i just got rustbot logging in to either dev or the main site, depending on if the DEBUG flag's set
[11:33:24] <chromas> run it in a separate process
[11:33:35] <crutchy> otherwise i'm limited to "yer code is fukked somewhere" type results
[11:33:47] <chromas> set the sub process' php to maximum debugging and watch stderr maybe
[11:33:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hur hur hur. perl tells you.
[11:34:03] <crutchy> chromas, hmm i might be able to make that work
[11:34:17] <chromas> thuper complexity
[11:34:21] <crutchy> would need a bit of rejigging
[11:34:24] <crutchy> lol
[11:34:45] <chromas> course if you're gonna do that then you could probably pipe the code into php/stdin instead of using eval :D
[11:35:25] <crutchy> another exec
[11:35:37] <crutchy> son of exec :p
[11:36:00] <cmn32480> I suppose that is better than the bride of exec
[11:36:19] <crutchy> that's aqu4 :D
[11:36:32] <cmn32480> that bitch is on ignore
[11:36:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> write a php vm in perl and pipe exec's code into it
[11:36:58] <cmn32480> not complex enough... use Windows
[11:37:23] <chromas> WoW64
[11:37:26] <chromas> windows on windows
[11:37:48] <crutchy> world of windows
[11:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> use activeperl on windows
[11:45:30] <cmn32480> I believe that is how I am running Squid... it requires activeperl
[11:46:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'how i started on perl.
[11:47:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, no, i tell a lie... i started on perl by diving head first into writing a credit card billing system for a MMORPG
[11:47:53] <cmn32480> but the windows binaries just use it.. I dodn't ahve to write anything
[11:48:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> the cc processor didn't even use https, if that dates how long ago it was.
[11:48:58] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard is dating himself... 'cuz no one else will
[11:49:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480++ # good one
[11:49:16] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 58
[11:49:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> crap, it's not delivering the cookie properly
[11:50:08] <chromas> does it embed in the json or use the http header?
[11:51:40] <cmn32480> I love when I reboot a server... and it sits at "Preparing to Configure Windows"
[11:51:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> uses the http header. the returned page is going to become a single json bool either true or false depending on whether login succeeded or not
[11:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe hell, i was trying to log in to dev using "testbot" instead of MrPlow
[11:55:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent. now i just gotta write the reskey getting bit and i'll be ready to build the submission struct to hand to the spun off thread that will then wait the allotted time and perform the submission.
[11:57:45] <cmn32480> I read that as "ready to build a sandwhich"
[11:58:11] * cmn32480 is hungry
[12:00:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> samiches++
[12:00:02] <Bender> karma - samiches: 1
[12:00:22] * cmn32480 kinda wishes his wife was here to make him one
[12:01:06] * TheMightyBuzzard kinda wishes cmn32480's wife was here to make him one too
[12:01:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, no, i'm not forgoing my masterful sammich crafting skills in favor of an unknown quantity
[12:01:52] <cmn32480> careful TheMightyBuzzard, she's a one sammich kind of girl...
[12:02:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> just as well, her sammiches might suck by my standards
[12:02:56] <cmn32480> it is possible... I guess it depends on yer standards... and the ingredients available
[12:03:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean she has no idea how many jalapenos or banana peppers i like on one fer starters
[12:03:25] <chromas> all of the peppers
[12:03:26] <cmn32480> may favorite is the hot roasted chicken with american cheeses and bacon
[12:03:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> that don't sound suck
[12:04:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> should use ranch dressing instead of mayo/mustard though
[12:04:12] <cmn32480> a little jalapeno spread for the bread and it is awesomeness
[12:04:51] * cmn32480 is really hungry now
[12:05:16] <cmn32480> "Failure Configuring Windows Updates.... Reverting Changes"
[12:05:20] <cmn32480> sonofabitch
[12:05:35] <chromas> windows++
[12:05:35] <Bender> karma - windows: -17
[12:05:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> hahahaha!
[12:05:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas funny that is
[12:06:03] <cmn32480> thankfully that box ain't mission critical
[12:06:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, well in that case... i think its motherboard is thirsty. give it a drink of dr pepper.
[12:06:48] <cmn32480> that'd take out some mission critical boxen
[12:06:52] <cmn32480> it's all VM's
[12:06:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> blargh
[12:11:05] <cmn32480> 5 more minutes and I poke it in the eye.... then think about restoring form last nights backup
[12:13:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Employers Struggle to Find Workers Who Can Pass a Drug Test - http://sylnt.us - weeding-out-the-bad-eggs
[12:16:26] <cmn32480> poked it in the eye adn she came up fine
[12:16:30] <cmn32480> stupid Windows
[12:42:43] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[12:42:45] * exec diabolically violates a satchel of instant grits with #soylent
[12:43:21] <cmn32480> ~gnight crutchy
[12:43:23] * exec irresponsibly culturally appropriates an ace archive of VBA from crutchy
[12:54:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, reskey fetching complete
[13:44:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Firefox Tops Microsoft Browser Market Share for First Time - http://sylnt.us - Firefox-has-the-Edge?
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[15:45:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Psilocybin Successfully Treats Severe Depression in Small Clinical Trial - http://sylnt.us - it's-magic!
[17:17:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iraq Reportedly Shuts Down Entire Country's Internet to Prevent Exam Cheating - http://sylnt.us - swatting-flies-with-a-sledgehammer
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[17:58:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, so someone's trying to dos our dev server
[17:58:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> well was
[18:05:27] <cmn32480> #smake exec
[18:05:27] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a money shot
[18:05:51] * cmn32480 points the finger at crutchy
[18:06:30] <cmn32480> was it a 400TB DDOS?
[18:48:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Girls Outscore Boys On Inaugural National Test of Technology, Engineering Skills - http://sylnt.us - gotta-work-together
[19:59:52] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,684
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[20:49:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - National Academy of Sciences on GMOs: Safe, but Not Always Effective - http://sylnt.us - define-'safe'
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[21:26:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> Error ENOCOFFEE: User is insufficiently caffeinated for this operation.
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[21:51:18] <chromas> "How do we get more boys into tech?"
[22:02:11] <crutchy> make keyboard keys in the shape of boobs
[22:05:24] <crutchy> coffee++ # freshly opened jar too :D
[22:05:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2580
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[22:13:17] <crutchy> chromas, non-eval'd mod test seems to work
[22:13:28] <crutchy> only took an extra couple of loc :D
[22:13:46] <chromas> neat
[22:13:58] <chromas> soon you'll have extra php instances taking over the server :D
[22:18:26] <crutchy> nah i just included the mod instead of evaling it if a test mode flag is set
[22:19:08] <crutchy> only reason why i use eval is cos the server is normally running all the time, so if i change something i'd have to restart it. running a test just runs like a normal exec script though
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[22:21:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Machine Learning Outperforms Physicists in Discovering Bose-Einstein Condensate Parameters - http://sylnt.us - CoolSoftware++
[22:28:32] <crutchy> hmm. macros don't work with jsut include
[22:28:47] <crutchy> i need to load the macros then save the code to a temp file for include
[22:28:55] <crutchy> shit. i better go to work
[22:38:50] <takyon> kkjjbjblnlk
[23:01:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #help
[23:01:06] <MrPlow> battlestations, blackuweather, bnk, default, dothis, find, help, join, klingon, newnick, part, perl6, ping, redtube, roll, seen, smake, smakeadd, socialist, submit, weather, weatheradd, whereis, youtube
[23:02:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> woohoo, got submission posting working on rustbot!
[23:02:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> now tomorrow all i gotta do is write up a help function and data for each command and it's as ready as cbot was
[23:02:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> celebratory cigarette time
[23:05:12] <takyon> what is that
[23:05:16] <takyon> like a 4th mrplow
[23:06:03] <Deucalion> who knows :/
[23:13:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> third
[23:20:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> when i get bored i rewrite him in a new language
[23:23:15] <Deucalion> Beats watching crud on the telly-box no doubt
[23:52:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Abuse of B1/B2 Visas for Cheap Manual Labor... Tip of the Iceberg? - http://sylnt.us - HR