#Soylent | Logs for 2016-05-27
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[00:21:45] <cmn32480> well fuck me with TheMightyBuzzard's dick
[00:21:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> whyzat?
[00:21:59] <cmn32480> 3 hour delay
[00:22:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[00:22:16] <cmn32480> flight wont' take off unitl 12;55
[00:23:04] <cmn32480> had I known this before I got on the flight in Greenville, I'd have rented a goddamn car
[00:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. given tsa lines it's often faster to drive nowadays.
[00:25:02] <cmn32480> fuck
[00:25:13] <cmn32480> new text from Southwest... 1:30am takeoff time
[00:25:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeee
[00:27:01] <chromas> windows--
[00:27:01] <Bender> karma - windows: -18
[00:27:44] <chromas> logitech-- too
[00:27:44] <Bender> karma - logitech: -1
[00:28:57] <cmn32480> fuck ATL.... this airport is blacklisted!
[00:29:01] <cmn32480> ATL--
[00:29:01] <Bender> karma - atl: -1
[00:29:04] <cmn32480> ATL--
[00:29:04] <Bender> karma - atl: -2
[00:29:29] <chromas> sounds like an old IBM operating system anyhow
[00:29:56] <cmn32480> atlanta--
[00:29:56] <Bender> karma - atlanta: -1
[00:30:01] <cmn32480> atlanta--
[00:30:01] <Bender> karma - atlanta: -2
[00:30:16] <chromas> Did you stop by williams street?
[00:30:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, you're in atlanta? no wonder.
[00:30:44] <cmn32480> it was a connection
[00:30:54] <cmn32480> I dind't even have to go through TSA here and be fondled
[00:31:07] <chromas> well then that's your punishment
[00:31:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, you should have demanded to be fondled
[00:31:38] <cmn32480> a 4 hour flight delay?
[00:31:59] <cmn32480> that's my punishment?
[00:32:20] <chromas> with no car
[00:32:33] <chromas> in atlanta
[00:33:39] <cmn32480> whatt'd I do? Anally rape the TheMightyBuzzard's grandma while pouring sugar in chromas' gas tank?
[00:33:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't matter. you can't drive in atlanta.
[00:33:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> you didn't demand to be fondled.
[00:33:55] <cmn32480> you can.. but nobody know show
[00:34:01] <chromas> you failed to be fondled
[00:34:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean you could at least have showed them a doctor's note. they might have let you by in your condition.
[00:34:35] <cmn32480> this blows...
[00:35:01] <cmn32480> possible.... but I got fondled in Greenville... I dind't have to exit security adn come back in
[00:35:04] <chromas> is your irc connection unsecured right now?
[00:35:09] <chromas> bomb bomb BOMB!!
[00:35:12] <cmn32480> no
[00:35:14] <chromas> here come the TSA
[00:35:18] <SirFinkus> JIHAD
[00:35:19] <cmn32480> encrypted by the site's cert
[00:36:20] <cmn32480> this fucking sucks
[00:36:28] <cmn32480> not that I don't like hyou guys
[00:36:36] <cmn32480> I don't , but that is beside the point
[00:36:47] <SirFinkus> if it makes you feel better, I've had a shitty week
[00:36:59] <cmn32480> things were good up to this point
[00:37:11] <cmn32480> and I'm allwoed to have sex again tomorrow
[00:37:25] <cmn32480> so there is that to look forward to
[00:38:33] <cmn32480> and since I am working from home tomorrow, or just outright taking the day off due to the hangover I will likely have, I might get some
[00:38:52] <cmn32480> SirFinkus... tell me about your shitty week
[00:39:09] <SirFinkus> school shit
[00:39:11] <cmn32480> it'll at least take my mind off being stuck at atl
[00:39:21] <cmn32480> what happened? fail out?
[00:39:29] <SirFinkus> just got the results from my math exam
[00:39:30] <SirFinkus> 49%
[00:39:34] <cmn32480> ouch
[00:39:38] <cmn32480> what kind of math
[00:39:45] <SirFinkus> retard math shit
[00:39:54] <cmn32480> I've been in math classes where a 35 was an A
[00:39:57] <SirFinkus> I think it's the teacher
[00:40:13] <cmn32480> I had a 7% once....
[00:40:23] <SirFinkus> and I just turned in a garbage english essay
[00:40:52] <SirFinkus> tried my best, got an extra week to polish it too, but it still sucks
[00:41:13] <SirFinkus> and I'm getting the runaround from a girl
[00:41:25] <cmn32480> you got married? Congrats!
[00:41:30] <SirFinkus> lol
[00:41:41] <cmn32480> the runaround from girls is forever dude
[00:41:49] <SirFinkus> yeah, I know
[00:42:08] * cmn32480 realizes he sounds very old... at the moment
[00:43:09] * cmn32480 hands TheMightyBuzzard some pepto
[00:43:40] <cmn32480> we all have thkose kinds of days in school SirFinkus. it happens.
[00:43:48] <cmn32480> I've had them at work
[00:43:56] <cmn32480> at home
[00:43:58] <SirFinkus> yeah, pretty much
[00:44:04] <SirFinkus> just one of those weeks
[00:45:11] <cmn32480> kicked from the airport wifi
[00:45:16] <cmn32480> <sigh>
[00:45:20] <SirFinkus> beer heals all wounds though
[00:45:36] <cmn32480> yeah.. .if this terminal wasn't such a cluster fuck I'd be able to get one
[00:45:51] <cmn32480> atl--
[00:45:52] <Bender> karma - atl: -3
[00:46:14] <cmn32480> and if I start drinking tonight... I minght not stop... and then miss the damn flight anyway
[00:46:45] <cmn32480> I hate this city.
[00:57:05] <paulej72> Is it Trenton or Camden
[00:57:41] <cmn32480> ATLANTA
[00:57:45] <cmn32480> ATL--
[00:57:45] <Bender> karma - atl: -4
[00:57:52] <cmn32480> stuck in the airport
[00:58:03] <cmn32480> flight delayed 4 hours
[00:58:16] <cmn32480> takeoff to get back to Baltimore is taking off at 1:30
[00:58:21] <SirFinkus> you at least through security?
[00:58:34] <paulej72> Hotlanta
[00:58:46] <cmn32480> didn't ahve to go through security here
[00:58:54] <cmn32480> I was supposed oto make a connection
[00:59:32] <cmn32480> went through security in Greenville, SC where I had a whopping 3 people in front of me
[00:59:46] <paulej72> Master hub
[00:59:47] <cmn32480> and they called out to search my right ankle...
[00:59:58] <cmn32480> I'm in shorts and flip flops
[01:00:23] <cmn32480> the TSA agent looked at me...
[01:00:35] <paulej72> Left your tracking bracelet on again cmn32480
[01:00:36] <cmn32480> I looked at him and we both laughed
[01:00:43] <cmn32480> apparently
[01:01:15] <cmn32480> it blows chunks
[01:01:33] <paulej72> I caught the damn mouse that has been bugging me
[01:01:38] <cmn32480> nice!
[01:01:47] <cmn32480> you use a cat burgler?
[01:01:58] <paulej72> Tricked that fucker to and on glue trap
[01:02:09] <cmn32480> noice
[01:02:51] <cmn32480> you at least cut the glue off him before you put him outside?
[01:03:06] <cmn32480> leave him w/ little paper feet
[01:03:17] <paulej72> Hell no, he would just come back in
[01:03:44] <paulej72> He had his whole side glued down
[01:03:53] <cmn32480> woof
[01:04:00] <cmn32480> scrabbling like mad no doubt
[01:04:14] <SirFinkus> glue traps are shitty, just get a traditional one instead
[01:04:18] <cmn32480> toss him in hte dumpster?
[01:04:44] <paulej72> Twitching like mad when I moved him. He was all glued down to do much else
[01:04:56] <chromas> you need a mini trebuchet
[01:05:02] <cmn32480> ah well... glad you caught him
[01:05:22] <paulej72> Too far to walk to the dumpster. Left outside the door for now
[01:05:31] <cmn32480> gotcha
[01:05:44] <SirFinkus> did you at least off him?
[01:05:55] <cmn32480> that is kinda inhumane
[01:06:06] <cmn32480> drown him in the toilet
[01:06:15] <cmn32480> break his neck
[01:06:44] <cmn32480> mail him to SirFinkus?
[01:06:53] <paulej72> I was not felling humane at the moment
[01:07:29] <cmn32480> understandable
[01:07:34] <paulej72> That little fucker was shitting and pissing all over my floor
[01:08:08] <paulej72> Rodents use their piss a chemtrails
[01:08:26] <cmn32480> to bring in more rodents
[01:09:19] <SirFinkus> just put him out of his misery
[01:10:32] <SirFinkus> I don't really give that much of a fuck about mice, but ya fucked him
[01:10:57] <SirFinkus> it's coup de grace time
[01:15:28] <cmn32480> WOOT! looks like they moved it from a 4 hour delay to on time departure!
[01:15:36] <cmn32480> musta shuffled planes
[01:16:41] <paulej72> No,thy just removed the lightbulb for that nasty caution light in the cockpit
[01:16:55] <cmn32480> whatever!
[01:16:59] <cmn32480> get me home
[01:17:17] <cmn32480> so that means I need to hit the head before I get on the plane
[01:17:43] <cmn32480> flights NEVER go back to on time after a 4 hour delay
[01:21:21] <chromas> now you're gonna be late
[01:21:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Clean-Energy Jobs Surpass Oil Drilling for First Time in U.S. - http://sylnt.us - putting-your-energy-where-it-is-most-productive
[01:30:00] <Bytram> !uid
[01:30:00] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6242, owned by CubeDweller
[01:30:05] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[01:30:07] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 61°F, cloudy, wind E at 5 mph, humidity 83% - Thursday mostly cloudy (59°F:77°F), Friday partly cloudy (66°F:82°F), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (67°F:88°F), Sunday partly cloudy (58°F:76°F)
[01:30:08] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[01:30:10] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 60°F, cloudy, wind S at 5 mph, humidity 69% - Thursday mostly cloudy (52°F:78°F), Friday cloudy (54°F:61°F), Saturday partly cloudy (56°F:77°F), Sunday mostly cloudy (51°F:64°F)
[01:30:14] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[01:30:16] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 55°F, cloudy, wind NW at 0 mph, humidity 87% - Thursday cloudy (47°F:62°F), Friday rain (51°F:66°F), Saturday mostly cloudy (48°F:75°F), Sunday scattered showers (51°F:72°F)
[01:30:25] <Bytram> ~weather atlanta
[01:30:27] <exec> 10Atlanta, GA, USA - currently 76°F, cloudy, wind S at 5 mph, humidity 66% - Thursday mostly cloudy (66°F:83°F), Friday partly cloudy (64°F:86°F), Saturday sunny (64°F:87°F), Sunday partly cloudy (65°F:89°F)
[01:30:31] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[01:30:33] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 79°F, mostly cloudy, wind S at 7 mph, humidity 60% - Thursday partly cloudy (68°F:87°F), Friday partly cloudy (69°F:87°F), Saturday mostly sunny (66°F:87°F), Sunday partly cloudy (70°F:85°F)
[01:36:00] <cmn32480> that's fucking mean bytram
[01:36:14] <Bytram> what's mean?
[01:36:24] <cmn32480> listing the weather at home
[01:36:25] <Bytram> I ws trying to get an idea of what kind of weather you were dealing with
[01:36:37] <Bytram> looks like you're out of the frying pan and into the fire
[01:36:44] <cmn32480> it is the weather system west of here that is the issue
[01:36:47] <Bytram> gets *warmer* as your head north?!!
[01:36:52] <Bytram> ahh
[01:37:02] * Bytram goes to look at weather radar; brb
[01:37:06] <cmn32480> the board has changed back to a 1:30am departure...
[01:37:14] <cmn32480> dirty rotten bastards....
[01:37:55] <Bytram> looks like a wholelotta nasty weather near nebraska, iowa, arkansas etc.
[01:38:16] <cmn32480> yep
[01:38:26] <cmn32480> fuck atl... fuck it right in the ear
[01:38:35] <Bytram> at least it is to your west and not right on top of you or your flight path
[01:38:46] <Bytram> it==weather
[01:39:08] <cmn32480> right... but it is keeping the plane that we are supposed to be on from getting here
[01:39:08] <Bytram> trying to remember... off to another work site or heading home?
[01:39:13] <cmn32480> home
[01:39:20] <cmn32480> whcih makes it worse
[01:39:25] * Bytram offers a rocket packet for installation on the plane
[01:39:42] * Bytram pictures Wyle E Coyote
[01:39:54] <cmn32480> i read that as a pocket rocket
[01:39:58] <Bytram> lol
[01:40:00] <Bytram> hmmm,
[01:40:10] <Bytram> what time is the flight sceduled for, now?
[01:40:20] <cmn32480> ~gday >beverage pocket rocket
[01:40:21] <exec> added to beverages
[01:40:28] <cmn32480> 1:30am
[01:40:34] <Bytram> ewwww
[01:40:38] <Bytram> get a train
[01:40:40] <cmn32480> put me at BWI around 3am
[01:40:46] <Bytram> sleep until you get htere
[01:40:50] <cmn32480> home 'round 4
[01:40:57] <Bytram> double eww
[01:41:03] <cmn32480> yeah
[01:41:33] <Bytram> what kind of a distance are we talking about here? 500-600 miles?
[01:42:33] <Bytram> Driving distance from BWI to ATL. The total driving distance from BWI to ATL is 686 miles
[01:42:45] <Bytram> so, at best, about 11 hrs by bus. that's no better.
[01:42:57] <Bytram> more like 12-13 hrs
[01:43:00] <Bytram> bummer
[01:43:12] <cmn32480> if I had known this would happen before I got on the plane in Greenville, SC, I woudl have rented a car
[01:43:31] <cmn32480> I got the text from Southwest about the delay as we were pulling away from the gate
[01:43:35] <Bytram> what, and driven the whole way? would that have gotten you there sooner?
[01:43:56] <Bytram> *drive
[01:43:59] <cmn32480> yep
[01:44:07] <cmn32480> 'bout 9 hours from where I was
[01:44:21] <cmn32480> straight up I-85 to Richmond... up I-95 from there
[01:44:26] <Bytram> and how far are you from home, now?
[01:45:27] <cmn32480> dunno
[01:45:34] * cmn32480 picks up google maps'
[01:46:38] <cmn32480> currently 11/5 hours drive time
[01:46:48] <Bytram> nodnod
[01:47:13] <cmn32480> would ahve been 8:45 if I had known
[01:47:18] <Bytram> so, wait, you are further away that when you started?
[01:47:22] <cmn32480> yep
[01:47:32] <cmn32480> airlines don't always go in a straight line
[01:47:41] <Bytram> ah, that's right... hub and *poke*
[01:48:00] <cmn32480> had to run from Greenville to Atlanta to BWI
[01:48:06] <cmn32480> there are no direct flights
[01:48:06] <Bytram> nod nod
[01:48:08] <cmn32480> ATL--
[01:48:08] <Bender> karma - atl: -5
[01:48:09] <Bytram> yep
[01:48:40] <Bytram> there was no way of knowing otherwise whenyou started; you did thebest you could with what you knew at the time
[01:48:50] <cmn32480> heh
[01:48:54] <cmn32480> the timing sucked
[01:49:00] <cmn32480> as we pulled away from the gat
[01:49:02] <cmn32480> e
[01:49:19] <cmn32480> 15 minutes earlier... I'd have walked away and gotten my $$ back
[01:49:24] <Bytram> that only makes the perception worse... if only they'd told me TEN minutes earlier
[01:49:30] <Bytram> okay, fifteen
[01:49:33] <Bytram> =)
[01:49:46] <cmn32480> you get my point
[01:49:55] <Bytram> get a room, spend the night, catch an AM flight, instead?
[01:49:59] <cmn32480> can't
[01:50:02] <cmn32480> holiday weekend
[01:50:06] <Bytram> ugh.
[01:50:14] <cmn32480> all flights tomorrow are booked SOLID
[01:50:23] <Bytram> rock / hard place
[01:50:37] * cmn32480 is the /
[01:50:54] <Bytram> good thing you left off the "."
[01:50:56] <Bytram> ;)
[01:51:01] <cmn32480> lol
[01:51:02] <Bytram> buck feta!
[01:52:18] <cmn32480> buck atl
[01:52:33] <cmn32480> atl--
[01:52:33] <Bender> karma - atl: -6
[01:52:45] <Bytram> is the terminal busy?
[01:53:09] -!- Runaway1956 [Runaway1956!~sabayonus@69.57.klk.zox] has joined #Soylent
[01:53:20] <Bytram> oh, that reminds me
[01:53:24] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[01:53:26] * exec prematurely writes a fanfic featuring an overflowing chest of splode about cmn32480
[01:53:35] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[01:53:37] * exec metrosexually rubs 40 gallons worth of dollars on bytram
[01:53:52] <Bytram> pretty meh for the both; tie?
[01:53:53] <cmn32480> ~gday runaway
[01:53:56] * exec theoretically cracks open a heap of hornets for runaway
[01:53:59] <cmn32480> ~gday Runaway1956
[01:54:00] <Bytram> ~gday Runaway1956
[01:54:01] * exec provocatively pisses a buttload of horse tentacle tofu on Runaway1956
[01:54:03] * exec single-handedly sodomizes a freedom sandwich of coffee with Runaway1956
[01:54:12] <cmn32480> you got 40 gallons of daollars
[01:54:20] <cmn32480> that's liek more then your editorial pay!
[01:54:33] <Bytram> nah, they just rubbed me the wrong way... didn't get to keep 'em
[01:54:46] <cmn32480> shame
[01:54:57] <Bytram> gnawed gnawed
[01:55:26] * Runaway1956 passes out a bucket of orphaned inodes
[01:55:48] <Bytram> I'd think the 'scenery' might provide some distraction?
[01:56:41] <cmn32480> nah
[01:56:47] <cmn32480> it's all people going to baltimore
[01:56:56] <Bytram> no tourists, eh?
[01:56:57] <cmn32480> not a particulary attractive group
[01:57:10] <Bytram> go to a different concourse?
[01:57:23] <cmn32480> in ATL? HALL NO
[01:57:30] <Bytram> j/k
[01:57:39] <cmn32480> it's the busiest airport in the world
[01:57:54] <Bytram> in the world?!!?
[01:58:03] <cmn32480> I'm not leaving yep
[01:58:31] <cmn32480> got me a comfy seat... and readily availble electric
[01:59:04] * Bytram remembers being in Frankfurt -- absolutely ***HUGE*** airport. Taxied on the plane for about five mniutes after landing, then deplaned onto a bus and rode on THAT for another 5 minutes before got to the terminal
[01:59:23] <Bytram> oh, you got an a-plus number one location.... good for you on that count!
[01:59:36] <cmn32480> onl thing that has gone right all day
[01:59:52] <cmn32480> atl has a train
[01:59:58] <cmn32480> they call it the plane train
[02:00:16] <Bytram> is the plane train a plain train?
[02:00:24] <cmn32480> more like a subway
[02:00:51] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:01:04] <Runaway1956> we don't run trains on the plains
[02:01:06] <cmn32480> i hate this airport
[02:01:16] <cmn32480> I try to avoid it at all costs
[02:01:22] <cmn32480> and this trip I couldn't
[02:01:26] <Bytram> I'm starting to see why.
[02:01:50] <Bytram> isn't BWI a good-sized airport?
[02:02:08] <cmn32480> there is a certain amount of suck that I can put up with... this exceeds it
[02:02:11] <Bytram> too bad there wasn't some pleace else you could have transferred at to get there
[02:02:12] <cmn32480> relatively
[02:02:32] <cmn32480> if that had been an option, I'd have done it
[02:02:33] <Runaway1956> BWI is Baltimore?
[02:02:38] <Bytram> alternativrely, go into reagan nat'l and take it from there
[02:03:04] <Bytram> Runaway1956: ep
[02:03:08] <Bytram> *yep
[02:03:13] <cmn32480> Baltimore Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport
[02:03:38] <Bytram> how many syllables is THAT?
[02:03:38] <cmn32480> more likely Dulles
[02:03:45] <Runaway1956> I've not seen a whole lot of good in Maryland, and even less in Baltimore - never did like the city
[02:03:48] <Bytram> yeah, that, too.
[02:03:56] <cmn32480> I live there and don't like that city
[02:04:29] <cmn32480> the airport is a secondary regional airport
[02:04:30] <Bytram> twas many years ago, but Bethesda wasn't so bad when I was there on business
[02:04:37] <Bytram> gaithersburg, too
[02:04:39] <cmn32480> the kind Southwest goes inot, takes over and makes nice
[02:04:40] <Runaway1956> nice place to be from - far away from
[02:04:48] <Bytram> lol
[02:05:09] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 0 I'd agree, except that the wife and kids are there
[02:05:44] <Runaway1956> you could move them to West-By-God-Virginia
[02:06:04] <cmn32480> and given how much I am gonn a be on the road the next month.. anty time I can spend at home is good time
[02:06:19] <cmn32480> then I'd have to bring in cousins for them to marry
[02:06:23] * Bytram bets they think the same thing
[02:06:32] <Bytram> oops, timing problem there
[02:06:33] <Runaway1956> or, maybe not - WV has gone all politically correct - I remember when they took down all the "Welcome" signs that read "Wild Wonderful West Virginia"
[02:07:23] <Bytram> lemme guess, now it's "Weak-n-Wimpy West Virginia"
[02:07:31] <Bytram> j/k
[02:07:49] <Runaway1956> Well, they're working on the weak and wimpy, along with the rest of the US
[02:07:49] <cmn32480> nah I'm gonna be gone a lot the next couple weeks
[02:07:57] <Bytram> story queue filled til after lunch EDT
[02:08:05] * Bytram taking a quick break
[02:08:06] <Bytram> afk
[02:08:26] <Runaway1956> This bites - I finally get online after a power outage - it's time to start getting ready for work - haven't even read the news feeds
[02:08:39] <Runaway1956> If I miss the end of the world, I'm suing the damned electric company
[02:11:28] <cmn32480> ok
[02:11:35] <cmn32480> heres the synopsis
[02:11:45] <cmn32480> my flight is delayed 4 hours
[02:11:51] <cmn32480> I'm stuck in ATL.
[02:11:57] <cmn32480> O'm not happy
[02:12:25] <cmn32480> and the wonam across the aisle from us JUST figured out that the filgt is dleayed... and is pissing and moaning that this is the wosrt thign to happen to her in 8 years
[02:16:47] <Bytram> not quite the end of the world, it seems
[02:17:13] <Bytram> s/q[[a-z]*/*\1*/
[02:17:13] <sedctl> <Bytram> not ** the end of the world, it seems
[02:17:18] <Bytram> lol
[02:17:35] <Bytram> s/[[:punct:]]+/*quite*/
[02:17:55] * Bytram is obviously tired, too.
[02:19:16] <cmn32480> goddamn motherhumpigsonsofbitches
[02:19:21] <cmn32480> gate change
[02:19:27] <cmn32480> back after a walk
[02:19:55] <Bytram> nodnod
[02:25:18] <Bytram> I worked 36+ hrs last week; net sales: ($485.33) :(
[02:28:31] <Bytram> I just worked the last six days in a row, have today off, and am working the next 6 days in a row. but, I then get two days off in a row!
[02:52:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Neanderthals Built Complex Underground Structures 176,000 Years Ago - and No One Knows Why - http://sylnt.us - smarter-than-we-thought
[03:01:54] <Bytram> wanted to get to the bottom of things?
[03:03:14] * Bytram is discovering it's prolly best to not write new code after 11pm, but that is not stopping from from trying.
[03:03:18] <Bytram> break time; biab
[03:03:19] <Bytram> afk
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[04:19:26] <FightinWhites> 'Sup broughams
[04:19:36] <SirFinkus> lo
[04:19:49] <FightinWhites> I'm kneading myself in anticipation of the Trump rally violence tomorrow.
[04:20:22] <FightinWhites> We have a lot of riffraff in that part of town, and a lot of protest groups are going to be marching and converging on the convention center downtown
[04:20:30] <SirFinkus> sounds like fun
[04:20:32] <FightinWhites> I want to see ultra-violence!
[04:20:40] <SirFinkus> will you be attending, or just watching?
[04:20:54] <FightinWhites> I won't be attending. I'm not there for meaningless political chatter, I'm there to see violence.
[04:21:36] <FightinWhites> I'm probably going to hang out in a nearby bar until it gets crazy...if it does. And I'll be taking mass-transit.
[04:22:02] <SirFinkus> I got another sister and food story
[04:22:05] <SirFinkus> she's a monster
[04:22:11] <FightinWhites> What did she do this time?
[04:22:14] <SirFinkus> so
[04:22:22] <SirFinkus> I make this fucking awesome cheesecake
[04:22:31] <SirFinkus> everything from scratch, even the crust
[04:22:50] <SirFinkus> I put some trader joes pistachio toffee shit in it and everything
[04:22:58] <SirFinkus> and I put the entire thing in the fridge to cool
[04:23:01] <SirFinkus> this bitch
[04:23:03] <SirFinkus> this utter cunt
[04:23:33] <SirFinkus> opens a can of sardines, eats 1/4 of it, then puts the 3/4 can of sardines right next to the cheesecake overnight
[04:23:45] <FightinWhites> Hahahahah
[04:24:04] <SirFinkus> just the open can
[04:24:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Finds That People Are Not Really Interested in Self-Driving Cars - http://sylnt.us
[04:24:09] <SirFinkus> didn't put it in a bag or anything
[04:24:21] <FightinWhites> I have a hard time believing you - White women don't like fish or fishy foods because it reminds them of their own vaginas on bad days.
[04:24:22] <SirFinkus> needless to say, the cheesecake was ruined
[04:24:53] <FightinWhites> But assuming what you're saying is true, yeah, that's a dick move.
[04:25:25] <SirFinkus> I'll prove it in a sec
[04:26:39] <FightinWhites> show me dat caek
[04:26:43] <FightinWhites> or at least the sardines.
[04:26:46] <FightinWhites> sardines++
[04:26:46] <Bender> karma - sardines: 1
[04:26:57] <FightinWhites> dem smoked herring filets doe
[04:27:45] <SirFinkus> uploading
[04:27:59] <FightinWhites> You can show me your sister too
[04:28:49] <SirFinkus> proof of sardines and white girl http://i.imgur.com
[04:29:38] <FightinWhites> ain't nothing wrong with kombucha
[04:29:47] <FightinWhites> men drank that sheeit
[04:29:49] <SirFinkus> yeah, it's delicious
[04:30:01] <FightinWhites> I love raw homemade kombucha
[04:30:17] <SirFinkus> sardine flavored?
[04:30:42] <FightinWhites> I like pungent things. I drink the juice from sardine and tuna cans, I drink the red wine vinagar from my salad bowl
[04:31:01] <FightinWhites> Salty pungent goodness
[04:31:07] <SirFinkus> and the tears of trump protestors
[04:31:25] <FightinWhites> Yep.
[04:31:42] <SirFinkus> but I think you'd turn your nose up at a sardine flavored cheesecake
[04:31:53] <SirFinkus> that's not a good flavor combo
[04:32:23] <FightinWhites> is there a way you can salvage it? Maybe re-ice it?
[04:32:34] <SirFinkus> I tossed it already
[04:32:37] <Bytram> http://inhabitat.com
[04:32:37] <FightinWhites> like when you burn your toast, you can scrape off the outer layer with a knife and still eat it.
[04:32:38] <Schwifty> ^ 03China's long-awaited Zhangjiajie Grand Canyon Glass Bridge to include three crazy high swings | Inhabitat - Green Design, Innovation, Architecture, Green Building
[04:32:50] <FightinWhites> That sucks fink
[04:32:56] <FightinWhites> There are people in India starving
[04:33:07] <FightinWhites> You are bad and you should feel bad.
[04:33:32] * FightinWhites just threw away a half-eaten burrito forgotten for 2 days in the microwave
[04:33:32] <SirFinkus> well, I don't
[04:34:05] <SirFinkus> I don't want to give them toxic food anyway
[04:34:32] <FightinWhites> Bytram, that looks like an accident waiting to happen. Re: resonance
[04:34:35] <SirFinkus> it was pretty rancid
[04:34:48] <Bytram> #submit http://inhabitat.com "from the Do-NOT-look-down department"
[04:34:49] <MrPlow> Submitting. Be patient, there's a mandatory delay
[04:34:51] <chromas> you're being picky
[04:35:02] <Bytram> FightinWhites: I thought of that, too.
[04:35:19] <MrPlow> Story submitted. https://soylentnews.org
[04:35:19] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03SoylentNews Submissions ( https://soylentnews.org )
[04:35:28] <SirFinkus> cheesecake always gives me the shits when I eat it, if I'm eating it, it's got to be worth it
[04:35:33] <FightinWhites> chromas, eating out of trash cans works until you get food poisoning
[04:35:47] <chromas> don't blame the victim, man
[04:36:18] <FightinWhites> Hahaha fink, I think you just like to shit...it's like a fetish
[04:36:23] <FightinWhites> I bet you eat bananas too. Lots and lots of them.
[04:36:28] <SirFinkus> I like a good shit
[04:36:43] <FightinWhites> I like hard, clean shits that leave no mess.
[04:36:47] <SirFinkus> it's probably a gay thing, since nice firm shits are basically dildos
[04:37:06] <FightinWhites> True, and sometimes they hurt, but dat lack of mess, man.
[04:37:14] <SirFinkus> I like a little pain
[04:37:20] <SirFinkus> makes it feel like I've accomplished something
[04:37:39] <FightinWhites> What sucks are those messy shits where you wipe and wipe and you're still stuck with the itchy-ass all day until you take a shower.
[04:37:52] <SirFinkus> that's what the waffle stomp is for
[04:38:03] <FightinWhites> ~define waffle stomp
[04:38:05] <chromas> damn
[04:38:05] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03waffle stomp: to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot
[04:38:19] <chromas> what I get for looking at another channel; I miss a good grab
[04:38:25] <FightinWhites> Oh, man, that's the last resort.
[04:38:29] <SirFinkus> we've all been there
[04:38:30] <SirFinkus> don't lie
[04:38:35] <SirFinkus> I'm not an animal though
[04:38:42] <SirFinkus> I usually shit in the toilet
[04:38:57] <SirFinkus> but I time it before my showers
[04:39:19] <FightinWhites> Once I had a lot of guests over and we were in a hurry to go do something, but I had no TP and everybody had to shit
[04:39:30] <FightinWhites> So one by one, we all shit and then hop into the shower
[04:39:38] <FightinWhites> (not at the same time)
[04:39:47] <FightinWhites> Friend's wife was there too.
[04:40:23] <SirFinkus> have you seen the poop story from the bodybuilding.com forums?
[04:40:30] <FightinWhites> Nope.
[04:40:32] <SirFinkus> most likely fabricated, but wonderful
[04:40:39] <FightinWhites> Summary?
[04:40:48] <SirFinkus> http://imgur.com
[04:40:48] <Schwifty> ^ 03Poop story from bodybuilding forums - Album on Imgur
[04:40:55] <SirFinkus> it involves pissboners
[04:41:38] <FightinWhites> Hahahah, it was likely based on a few true stories.
[04:42:24] <FightinWhites> I think I took a shitboner once and when you shit, you also piss, so I ended up blasting piss out the front of my toilet bowl
[04:42:49] <FightinWhites> between the top of the bowl and the lower seat
[04:44:42] <SirFinkus> pissboners are probably worse than menstruation
[04:45:02] <FightinWhites> No, they're not.
[04:45:16] <FightinWhites> They're not even as bad as being around menstrual women.
[04:45:37] <SirFinkus> how can you know for sure though? have you ever menstruated?
[04:45:50] <SirFinkus> pissboners are pretty heinous
[04:48:22] <FightinWhites> pissboners are a problem (for most normal people) at most 5 minutes in the early morning of every day
[04:49:29] <SirFinkus> mine are pretty brutal
[04:49:36] <FightinWhites> or indulge in "German-style" sexual play
[04:49:36] <FightinWhites> if you have a pissboner not related to sleep or just waking up, you got problems.
[04:49:40] <SirFinkus> I guess it's because I'm so virile
[04:50:50] <FightinWhites> You should leave a lot in your sister's food.
[04:50:56] <FightinWhites> a load, that is ^
[04:52:38] <SirFinkus> I think that would be more gratifying for you than it would be for me
[04:53:00] <FightinWhites> Hahaha, not really.
[04:53:25] <FightinWhites> Some exes, sure.
[04:54:19] <SirFinkus> overall, a pretty shitty week
[04:54:24] <SirFinkus> glad it's a 3 day weekend
[04:54:39] <FightinWhites> shit week for you too?
[04:54:44] <SirFinkus> yeah
[04:54:54] * FightinWhites bumps dicks with SirFinkus
[04:55:13] <SirFinkus> I got new tuning machines tomorrow, so that will distract me for a bit
[04:55:25] <FightinWhites> What kind?
[04:56:03] <SirFinkus> http://smile.amazon.com
[04:56:05] <Schwifty> ^ 03Amazon.com: Gotoh Large Locking Schaller-style Knob Chrome Tuners (3 per side): Musical Instruments ( http://www.amazon.com )
[04:56:50] <FightinWhites> Pretty fancy.
[04:57:02] <SirFinkus> had a $50 gift card on amazon
[04:57:37] <SirFinkus> figured I'd use them to get tuners that are half the price of my guitar because why the fuck not
[04:58:25] <FightinWhites> Hahah, nice.
[04:59:05] <SirFinkus> at this point, tuning stability is my only real complaint with my shitty guitar
[04:59:09] <FightinWhites> You can always put the old ones back on your axe and slap the new ones on a new axe
[04:59:51] <SirFinkus> wouldn't work if I bought a new telecaster
[05:00:51] <FightinWhites> Might be able to make it work by drilling a few holes. Probably even self-tap them with the screws that come wit' dem
[05:01:21] <FightinWhites> would be sacrilege if you had a collector's item tele though
[05:01:47] <SirFinkus> I wouldn't buy a "collectors item" guitar because I'm not that retarded
[05:02:20] <FightinWhites> Hahahah
[05:02:54] <FightinWhites> Zimmerman's gun that shot Tray-tray was sold for a quarter mil
[05:03:23] <chromas> zimmerman++
[05:03:23] <Bender> karma - zimmerman: 1
[05:03:24] * FightinWhites beats a Black man to death with his $100 SD copy
[05:03:26] <SirFinkus> it's a shitty gun
[05:03:38] <FightinWhites> yeah, wasn't it a taurus or kel-tec or some shit>?
[05:03:56] <SirFinkus> kel-tec, I think it retails for like $300
[05:04:17] <SirFinkus> shitty is probably too strong of a word
[05:04:20] <SirFinkus> it's not a good gun
[05:04:48] <FightinWhites> Not even a taurus or kel-tec could miss at a range of 1 foot
[05:04:49] <FightinWhites> Bahahah
[05:05:47] <FightinWhites> Getting off like that and then getting a fat grip of cash will make that fucker more arrogant though...then he's gonna find himself looking for trouble, be in a similar situation, and next time he won't survive
[05:05:47] <SirFinkus> some of the taurus kit isn't bad for the price
[05:05:58] <SirFinkus> he's running out of money
[05:06:21] <SirFinkus> selling paintings of confederate flags isn't really a great business model
[05:07:26] <FightinWhites> If the word on the street is true and he just got +250,000 gold pieces for rare item that gives him a war chest.
[05:07:41] <SirFinkus> well, tax time
[05:07:46] <SirFinkus> and civil shit
[05:07:52] <SirFinkus> I don't know how that turned out
[05:08:02] <SirFinkus> or if it even has
[05:08:13] <SirFinkus> but I think he'll get oj'd on it
[05:08:42] <FightinWhites> Yeah, that's what I'm thinkin' ... even if he wins now, he's gonna lose later, because he doesn't realize how lucky he is now.
[05:08:53] <FightinWhites> He's gonna be reckless and look for more trouble, and it's gonna find him.
[05:09:03] <SirFinkus> well, he's already managed that
[05:09:06] <FightinWhites> He's gonna get killed or go to the clink with a lengthy sentence.
[05:09:10] <SirFinkus> a few times
[05:09:18] <SirFinkus> some DV thing, and a road rage shit
[05:09:46] <FightinWhites> He's gonna put himself in a position where he ain't no longer walkin' free.
[05:13:21] <SirFinkus> shocked he hasn't yet
[05:13:38] <SirFinkus> all indications are that his lawyers in the criminal case were amazing
[05:13:48] <SirFinkus> in that they got him to keep is fat mouth shut
[05:15:28] <FightinWhites> I wonder if he would have been convicted had the media not photoshopped him White?
[05:16:25] <chromas> probably wouldn't have been news then
[05:16:58] <FightinWhites> Hispanic-on-Black violence has always been big in California, especially Los Angeles.
[05:17:50] <FightinWhites> Recently in the "most diverse" Sylmar (I used to live around there and can verify) there was a yuuuuge Hispanic/Black fight in the news...but that's been happening there for decades.
[05:18:54] <FightinWhites> The most dangerous 'hoods in L.A. are not the Black hoods, but the Hispanic hoods.
[05:19:47] <SirFinkus> actually, a good thing did happen this week, I got to shit on "crash" for one of my english essays
[05:19:51] <SirFinkus> that reminded me of it
[05:20:03] <SirFinkus> THREE academy awards for that drivel
[05:20:41] <FightinWhites> That's a pretty "dick and jane" movie, not a total waste of time but not worth the praise.
[05:20:49] <SirFinkus> it's garbage
[05:21:02] <FightinWhites> Every situation redeems itself, everybody is racist, yadda yadda
[05:21:25] <SirFinkus> Ayn Rand books are more subtle
[05:21:52] <FightinWhites> Fink, can you pick your English essay topics or do they provide the topic?
[05:22:02] <SirFinkus> that was provided for us
[05:22:09] <FightinWhites> Yeech.
[05:22:23] <SirFinkus> I enjoyed that one
[05:22:50] <FightinWhites> Did you write about how you wanted to see the White cop rape the nigga wife under the wreckage of her vehicle?
[05:23:04] <SirFinkus> we had to do a personal statement (easy as shit), an essay about how a song embodies a generation (fucking terrible premise, and my essay was terrible as a result) and then a review of crash
[05:23:06] <SirFinkus> no
[05:23:32] <FightinWhites> what song did you do? I think you told me this before.
[05:23:36] <SirFinkus> my main criticism was how unrealistic and preachy the movie was
[05:23:42] <SirFinkus> "vicarious" by tool
[05:23:46] <SirFinkus> it was a shitty essay though
[05:24:23] <SirFinkus> since she picked the sources we had to use, it was all happy horseshit corporate stuff about millennials
[05:24:35] <SirFinkus> one was a chart
[05:24:52] <FightinWhites> English professors a shit
[05:25:03] <SirFinkus> the kind of thing someone in HR would get at a lame conference
[05:25:12] <SirFinkus> basically a horoscope
[05:25:33] <SirFinkus> she fucking loves crash though
[05:25:45] <SirFinkus> I'll probably get a bad grade on my essay shitting on it as a result
[05:26:11] <FightinWhites> That's too bad. English professors in my experience have been autistic but a little deeper than Jewlywood movie reviews.
[05:26:34] <SirFinkus> how anyone that has read more than 10 books would consider crash a masterpiece of persuasive fiction is beyond me
[05:26:54] <FightinWhites> Unfortunately they're like art professors - They'll fuck you on your grade if you dare express yourself in a manner which is not their personal preference.
[05:27:35] <SirFinkus> idgaf, and I plan on fighting it if I get graded unfairly
[05:28:02] <FightinWhites> claim that it offends your gender identify, which is the opposite of what they are, and that you were being oppressed.
[05:28:18] <SirFinkus> the only thing I'm really worried about is if she tries to nail me for plagiarism or some shit
[05:28:48] <SirFinkus> I didn't plagiarism, but the movie has been reviewed so much she could probably find a review with similar themes to mine and claim it
[05:29:04] <FightinWhites> Why would you be worried about that? Did you copy-paste without a proper citation?
[05:29:17] <SirFinkus> nope, I'm just being paranoid
[05:29:20] <FightinWhites> There's no need to worry about that.
[05:29:46] <SirFinkus> she says someone plagiarizes for that assignment in every class
[05:30:17] <FightinWhites> dipshits who are caught plagiarizing are dipshits who put their own name on an identical paper 5 other dipshits turned in.
[05:30:20] <SirFinkus> she hasn't given us the topic for the next essay, but it's something about individual social responsibility
[05:31:02] <SirFinkus> I need to find a source for this vague premise
[05:31:48] <FightinWhites> Pepper it liberally with buzzwords and phrases: "social justice" "oppression" etc.
[05:31:51] <SirFinkus> she said it should be a contemporary source, but fuck that, I'm citing "The Republic"
[05:32:05] <SirFinkus> I have dignity
[05:32:29] <FightinWhites> Quote Camille Paglia. Then if she tries to fuck you, you can always fall back on embracing feminism.
[05:32:51] <SirFinkus> she's a cow, I think I'd fall back on pepper spray
[05:33:01] <FightinWhites> She's fall back on her own cankles.
[05:33:02] <SirFinkus> a brisk walk would probably suffice as well
[05:34:33] <SirFinkus> I could also probably cite Paine, but he's a little antisemitic
[05:34:50] <FightinWhites> Thomas Paine, fuck yeah
[05:35:01] <SirFinkus> fucking
[05:35:09] <SirFinkus> "By the universal economy of nature it is known, and by the instance of the Jews it is proved, that the human species had a tendency to degenerate, in any small number of persons, when separated from the general stock of society, and intermarrying constantly with each other"
[05:35:18] <SirFinkus> that might raise some eyebrows
[05:36:16] <FightinWhites> You can quote the quote which name the Jew without naming the Jew.
[05:37:08] <SirFinkus> also not a fan of the turks apparently
[05:37:14] <SirFinkus> I don't know the context for that though
[05:37:24] <FightinWhites> I never had to deal with that kind of shit in my English classes, but later on I mentioned that it was not racist or bigotry to criticize the foreign policies of governments without making reference to the populations-at-large
[05:38:47] <SirFinkus> but really, but using old sources, I think I win the credibility battle
[05:38:59] <SirFinkus> she could argue credibility for most recent sources
[05:39:11] <SirFinkus> but I'd love to see her argue plato
[05:39:47] <FightinWhites> Another strategy to stand up for free speech was to say that the definition of "political correctness" could change over a period of years, or overnight with a terrorist attack, and that all must stand up for free speech (no matter how politically incorrect) because it could be YOUR turn against the wall.
[05:40:13] <SirFinkus> I don't like that argument
[05:40:25] <SirFinkus> it actually weakens the position
[05:40:26] <FightinWhites> Fink, she doesn't give a fuck about Plato. Just accept that you're more well-read and focus your efforts toward bigger problems.
[05:40:42] <SirFinkus> like zimmerman?
[05:40:49] <SirFinkus> oh BIGGER
[05:41:15] <SirFinkus> they keys are right next to each other
[05:41:21] <SirFinkus> *the
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[05:42:02] <FightinWhites> My arguments are simplistic, contradictory, and stupid. But I was fortunate enough to understand that, to solve bigger problems, I shouldn't waste my time arguing with super-autist professors.
[05:43:12] <SirFinkus> anyway, your rational weakens the argument for free speech imo, the focus should be on the value it provides, not making excuses for it
[05:45:23] <FightinWhites> Free speech depends a lot on winning hearts and minds. Socrates failed to reach that critical mass before his death, but at least he went out like a boss.
[05:46:14] <FightinWhites> The SJW scum are going to regret not fighting for free speech when Mizzou suffers extreme budget shortfalls, and when they are marginalized without allies when Trump wins.
[05:46:42] <SirFinkus> no, they're just going to blame the patriarchy
[05:47:43] <FightinWhites> That's just not gonna fly anymore. Just like when they shouted "racist!" at everything.
[05:47:58] <SirFinkus> that shit still flies
[05:48:13] <FightinWhites> Those fools sealed their own fate by not embracing true tolerance of free speech...
[05:48:50] <SirFinkus> luckily, it hasn't been so bad at my school
[05:48:56] <FightinWhites> I dream of an America when A. Wyatt Mann's drawings are displayed in art museums and on billboards...
[05:50:12] <SirFinkus> meh
[05:50:27] <SirFinkus> don't think there's much of a market for that to be honest
[05:50:31] <FightinWhites> There's going to be a backlash.
[05:52:26] <FightinWhites> There's going to be a backlash against political correctness, and although the Jews won't be named directly, the fallout has been calculated.
[05:52:53] <FightinWhites> http://thehill.com
[05:53:01] <Schwifty> ^ 03Dems discuss dropping Wasserman Schultz | TheHill
[05:53:04] <SirFinkus> "the jews" is just as abstract a concept as "the patriarchy"
[05:53:14] <FightinWhites> Hahahah, my fellow Americans are pretty goddamned stupid, but not as stupid as I thought.
[05:55:14] <SirFinkus> fuck, I think I have lung cancer
[05:55:32] <FightinWhites> This just in: The new DNC Chair has been Selected: "Creepy Uncle Joe" Biden. Who is not biased in any way whatsoever.
[05:55:53] <FightinWhites> Fink, life's a bitch, and then you die.
[05:56:01] <FightinWhites> Everybody dies.
[05:56:08] <SirFinkus> true
[05:56:53] <FightinWhites> Die soon and swift and you just might be spared from a divorce with child support and alimony.
[05:56:58] <FightinWhites> Or nuclear war.
[05:57:10] <SirFinkus> nuclear war would be kind of neat though
[05:58:44] <FightinWhites> I almost died. But I didn't, and decided that dying would be a lot less cool than seeing your enemies die first.
[05:59:58] <FightinWhites> Then you can go, "hahaha.....HAAAAhahahah......AHAAAAAHAAHAAAAAWWW!" and die with ultimate peace.
[06:00:16] <SirFinkus> well, if I do have lung cancer, I'll get some pretty neat drugs
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[08:57:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Habitable Exoplanets May Be Fewer Than Expected - http://sylnt.us - in-star-trek-every-planet-is-habitable
[10:19:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:19:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2612
[10:28:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Swedish Fansub Site Operator Facing Prosecution - http://sylnt.us - subtitled-in-english
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[10:53:14] <crutchy> JamesNZ, g'day fellow australian! o/
[10:53:16] * crutchy hides
[10:53:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday wonder-twins
[10:53:28] * exec seductively launches a Borg cube of boogers toward wonder-twins
[10:54:41] <crutchy> weekend++
[10:54:41] <Bender> karma - weekend: 17
[10:55:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays
[10:55:24] <crutchy> ~weather
[10:55:25] <exec> 12Traralgon VIC - currently 6°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind W at 8 km/h, humidity 93% - Friday clear with periodic clouds (3°C:13°C), Saturday scattered showers (7°C:14°C), Sunday partly cloudy (2°C:14°C), Monday mostly sunny (3°C:16°C)
[10:55:32] <crutchy> ergh
[11:02:43] * JamesNZ slaps crutchy upside the haid :)
[11:03:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##weather
[11:03:13] <RustyPlow> Today: Overcast. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 84F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 86F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.
[11:24:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoooooth. RustyPlow is running under ten megs resident.
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[11:37:23] <chromas> So now you're theriouthly tharting to consider rewriting rehash eh
[11:38:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp
[11:39:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i know exactly how complex a task that'd be. rust may be a pretty fair language but ye flipping gods is it verbose compared to perl
[11:59:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Consumers Believe They Have More Digital Media Rights Than They Do - http://sylnt.us - we-don't-own-anything-anymore
[12:40:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##quit
[12:40:14] <RustyPlow> Your wish is my command...
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[12:51:07] <paulej72> Wow TheMightyBuzzard's quit command works on people too
[12:51:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, i rock
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[12:52:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, now gotta add help for ##g and strip out all instances of "\n" from the summary.
[12:55:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> but first i need a smoke
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[13:11:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##g "paulej72 is the butt"
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[13:11:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[13:12:05] <paulej72> yay
[13:13:00] <paulej72> http://forums.theregister.co.uk
[13:13:01] <Schwifty> ^ 03Twitter expands beyond 140 characters • The Register Forums
[13:13:21] <paulej72> that's all I have to say about butts
[13:14:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake paulej72 a box of chocolates
[13:14:01] * MrPlow smakes paulej72 upside the head with a box of chocolates
[13:15:50] <paulej72> mmmmm chocolate
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[13:18:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar, unbroken.
[13:19:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i guess google don't index our irc logs
[13:20:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##g
[13:20:11] <RustyPlow> google search. ##g <search query>
[13:20:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##g "foo bar baz"
[13:20:36] <RustyPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "The terms foobar or foo and others are used as placeholder names in computer programming or computer-related documentation. They have been used to ..."
[13:20:37] <Schwifty> ^ 03Wiki: Foobar
[13:23:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> ##g eric raymond Jargon File More Magic
[13:23:01] <RustyPlow> http://www.catb.org - "The Magic Cauldron. Eric Steven Raymond. Thyrsus ... Indistinguishable From Magic ..... This is probably no longer the case—other industries are much more .... both the informal and economics-jargon senses of 'efficiency'), we require a price ..."
[13:23:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ##g soylentnews
[13:23:53] <RustyPlow> https://soylentnews.org - "News aggregation site that delivers articles about technology, science, and computing."
[13:23:54] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people ( https://soylentnews.org )
[13:25:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, i'm not the top result on google for TheMightyBuzzard. it's some douche on instagram
[13:31:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Wins Trial Against Oracle - http://sylnt.us - Application-Programming-INTERFACE
[13:37:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bender, s/TER/THEIR/
[13:37:30] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Wins Trial Against Oracle - http://sylnt.us - Application-Programming-INTHEIRFACE
[13:41:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, still no word on /. unicode
[13:43:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i were an editor instead of a dev monkey i would so change that
[14:01:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Wins Trial Against Oracle - http://sylnt.us - Application-Programming-INTERFACE
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[14:20:57] <Runaway1956> I'm beginning to hate the electric company - every time there is a flash of lighting within a hundred miles, my power goes off
[14:21:30] <Runaway1956> two days, two weeks ago, three days this week
[14:23:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun fun
[14:24:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thing that doesn't happen here or i'd be down every day this week
[14:25:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'd be down all summer if that happened here
[14:35:35] <Runaway1956> It's possible I exaggerate, slightly - but it has NOT RAINED any closer than 40 miles to my house this week. Electricity is out all over the place in Shreveport, but I'm 100 miles from Shreveport.
[14:42:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, over towards Arcadia and Choudrant?
[14:46:02] <exec> 05*** SN funding is currently $1,684
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[15:29:17] <Runaway1956> Sorry, Buzz - I don't remember which part of the Shreveport area was affected - I made a vague mental note of the announcement is all.
[15:31:23] <Runaway1956> Here it is - Caddo and Bossier - http://710keel.com
[15:31:25] <Schwifty> ^ 03Major Power Outages Hit Caddo and Bossier
[15:32:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Restauranteur Found Guilty of Manslaughter; Jailed over Allergy Death - http://sylnt.us - 'no-nuts'-means-'NO-NUTS!'
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[16:09:40] <Runaway1956> https://www.rt.com
[16:09:43] <Schwifty> ^ 03#RunningManChallenge pits US police against each other in dance battles (VIDEO) — RT Viral ( https://www.rt.com )
[16:33:21] * cmn32480 is just waking up aftr getting home at 5am
[16:34:03] <Runaway1956> 5am in what time zone? You know it's five o'clock somewhere, don't you?
[16:34:26] <cmn32480> 5am in the tz in which I was and currently am
[16:35:02] <cmn32480> flight in from ATL was delayed 4 hours
[16:35:04] <cmn32480> atl--
[16:35:04] <Bender> karma - atl: -7
[16:35:52] <Runaway1956> is that for just the airport, or the whole damned city? I vote for the whole city.
[16:36:01] <cmn32480> atlanta--
[16:36:01] <Bender> karma - atlanta: -3
[16:36:15] * cmn32480 goes in search of the coffee he smell
[16:36:35] * Runaway1956 pours himself another cup
[16:36:39] <Runaway1956> coffee++
[16:36:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2613
[16:40:19] <Runaway1956> Fuuuuuck - my bank can't even keep a ledger. I have a "balance", which appears to be correct, then I have an "available" which is greater than the balance.
[16:40:44] <Runaway1956> How does a guy have more money "available" than he has in his checking account?
[16:42:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> Runaway1956: are you being facetious or do you want an actual explanation?
[16:44:26] <Runaway1956> I don't think there is an explanation. If you open an account, deposit 100 bucks, you can't have more than 100 bucks "available". In actuality, you probably have less than 100 available.
[16:45:06] <Runaway1956> All of my debits are accounted for, deposits, likewise. There is simply no more money to be "available", unless they are paying me for keeping the account open.
[16:46:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> Are you sure that all of your deposits have gone through the settlement process (which is the part that moves them from just "available" to being part of the "balance")?
[16:46:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> Wells Fargo will make up to $250 of checks deposited at an ATM "available" to me immediately but doesn't count them as part of my "balance" until they've sent them off to the bank that they're drawn against.
[16:47:07] <Runaway1956> Actually - the latest deposit is still "pending", but it is reflected in the "available"
[16:48:06] <Runaway1956> I see what you're saying - but my deposit is an electronic deposit, and that same deposit is handled each and every week in the same manner
[16:48:22] <Runaway1956> This has never popped up before, or not this way at least.
[16:49:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> maybe your bank changed its software
[16:49:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> or just had a problem with whatever company the electronic deposit comes from and started handling them differently.
[16:50:11] <Runaway1956> Possibly - Bear State bought out First National almost a year ago, and they may still be changing over software
[16:50:53] <cmn32480> coffee++
[16:50:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2614
[16:50:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah, banks move slowly at the best of times. And even slower at the worst of times.
[16:51:29] <Runaway1956> What took so long, cmn? Did you have to pick the coffee beans and roast them?
[16:51:44] <cmn32480> yes
[16:51:50] <cmn32480> and my kids got home from school
[16:52:22] <Runaway1956> Do your kids want a kitten? I'll email you one, or both.
[16:52:34] <cmn32480> no. and no
[16:52:42] * Runaway1956 wonders how to crate them for emailing
[16:52:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> You can e-mail kittens now?
[16:52:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> Man, the internet has come a long way!
[16:53:17] <Runaway1956> I think it's called a "teleporter" or something like that
[16:53:33] <Runaway1956> It works off of quantum physics
[16:54:01] <Runaway1956> The odd thing was, when Shroedinger's cat was teleported - twice - in different states of health
[16:54:29] <cmn32480> getting home at 5am is aomethign that I haven't done in a very long time.
[16:54:51] <Runaway1956> So - what are you saying? You've turned into a pantywaist in your old age?
[16:55:01] <cmn32480> I think so., yes
[16:56:16] * Runaway1956 thinks about his pillow, lying all alone on the cold bed
[16:56:41] * cmn32480 encourages runaway to go find ti begfore he has to get up for work in a few hours
[16:57:13] <Runaway1956> Oh, it's not lost, just neglected
[16:58:48] <Runaway1956> The intellectually disabled have a story just about them . . .
[16:59:05] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[16:59:06] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN article: Genome Sequencing Provides Diagnosis for Some Types of Intellectual Disability 04(0 comments)
[16:59:28] <Runaway1956> But, I insist on exercising my "smart privilege" over them.
[17:03:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Genome Sequencing Provides Diagnosis for Some Types of Intellectual Disability - http://sylnt.us - modern-miracles
[17:07:22] <chromas> stop brainsplaining!
[17:07:43] <Runaway1956> flamebait post made already, LOL
[17:28:02] <Runaway1956> LOL - the first troll took the bait. I'm awful, aren't I?
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[18:01:24] <cmn32480> ~gday janrinok
[18:01:26] * exec covertly offers a cloud of freedom to janrinok
[18:01:59] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480. Caught up on your sleep or working through it?
[18:02:01] * exec metrosexually connects a pair of used panties full of popplers to cmn32480.
[18:03:48] <cmn32480> got home at 5am
[18:03:59] <cmn32480> flights were seriously delayed
[18:04:02] <janrinok> yep, I saw your earlier comment
[18:04:09] <cmn32480> I'm as caught up as I can be
[18:04:11] <janrinok> so, do you get the day oo
[18:04:12] <cmn32480> for the moment
[18:04:19] <janrinok> off*
[18:04:23] <cmn32480> i didn't ask about taking it off.
[18:04:25] <cmn32480> I jsut did it
[18:04:29] <janrinok> smart man
[18:04:41] <janrinok> have you got a second to chat on #ed?
[18:04:47] <cmn32480> sent an email after I got wind of the delay fro the airline adn told them I woudln't be in today
[18:04:55] <cmn32480> certainly
[18:04:59] <janrinok> cu there
[18:05:30] SoyGuest70158 is now known as jasassin
[18:06:20] <jasassin> my hair is sooo sooo long. i should get a haircut, i should get a fat butt in my mouth. i should go down south on this stupid girl.. even though she looks kinda dirty
[18:07:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> that doesn't rhyme, it will be difficult to make it into a rap hit.
[18:07:50] <jasassin> its some andy milinakis shit i saw years ago on youtube that vanished he was hammered and rapping
[18:09:13] <jasassin> you ever see him?
[18:09:54] <jasassin> he's got someone all taped to a chair and he covers him with peanutbutter and has a dood deliver a pizza and itroduces this poor pizza dood to his weird world
[18:10:32] <jasassin> no wait
[18:10:36] <jasassin> it was a chinese delivery guy
[18:11:34] <jasassin> somehow even with a guy taped to a chair covered in peanutbutter he lured a chinese delivery guy into his apartment
[18:11:38] <jasassin> unbelievable
[18:13:43] <jasassin> this guy was visible from the open door
[18:14:56] <jasassin> whats up with these craigslist people? i can't even use that... every time i put something on craigslist i either have nigerian scammers or some douchebag telling me to donate my shit to the good will
[18:15:24] <jasassin> fuck you craigslist
[18:15:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah I've had not good experiences trying to sell stuff on CL
[18:16:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> but mostly good experiences when I wanted to *buy* somethign from CL
[18:16:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> YMMV I guess
[18:16:35] <jasassin> hmmmm interesting
[18:19:04] <jasassin> i thought about it... you are right i think i've only sold one or two things and one of them the dood jewed me down 5 bucks
[18:19:38] <jasassin> its like dood i said 25 and but ohhhhhhh im sorry i only have 20 on me
[18:19:39] <jasassin> bah
[18:19:42] <jasassin> whatever take the shit
[18:19:47] <jasassin> get the fuck out of here
[18:20:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> I take it you don't enjoy haggling over the price of something?
[18:20:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> Can't say I blame you, I hate it too.
[18:21:01] <jasassin> no... if i were on the monty python thing
[18:21:04] <jasassin> i would not haggle
[18:21:09] <jasassin> i would haggle not to haggle
[18:21:29] <jasassin> oh well either way i lose
[18:21:58] <jasassin> no... i'll give you one dinar andy
[18:23:03] <jasassin> and in this day and age everything should be in dinars
[18:23:11] <jasassin> no more dollars or yen or euros
[18:23:13] <jasassin> just dinars
[18:23:56] <jasassin> holy shit!
[18:23:59] <jasassin> i take it back
[18:24:09] <jasassin> 1 Iraqi Dinar equals 0.00085 US Dollar
[18:24:56] <jasassin> we'd all be like the dood on the led zeppling 4 album cover carrying around our dinars
[18:26:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> well there's eight other currencies called "dinar" currently in circulation
[18:26:29] <jasassin> hmmmm
[18:26:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> maybe you could give me a Tunisian dinar
[18:26:43] <jasassin> lets see
[18:26:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> still probably worth less than half a penny
[18:27:09] <jasassin> 48 cents
[18:28:27] <jasassin> awile ago i looked up the most valuable currency
[18:28:40] <jasassin> it said it was an african gold coin i can't remember what they called it
[18:28:48] <jasassin> currant
[18:28:51] <jasassin> currosant
[18:28:56] <jasassin> some shit like that
[18:29:02] <jasassin> worth 800 dollars at the time i think
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[18:29:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> Krugerrand
[18:30:01] <jasassin> ahhhhhh
[18:30:05] <jasassin> thanks i wanna look that up
[18:30:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> there are many things buried in the depths of my brain, that happens to be one of them.
[18:31:54] <jasassin> you nailed it bra
[18:32:50] <jasassin> holy shit!!! now its up to 1200 dollars!
[18:33:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> it should track fairly close with the price of gold
[18:34:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> unless they've stopped minting them, in which case I'm sure they'll go up to much above the price of the gold they're made out of.
[18:35:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 160 Tbps Transatlantic Cable Planned - http://sylnt.us - really-long-things
[18:36:55] <jasassin> themightybuzzard, i was wondering when you tested that RAM and you said some sticks were bad... did the system post with the bad sticks in it and then just fail the memtest? or did it not boot?
[18:38:11] <jasassin> themightybuzzard really curious about that
[18:38:54] <jasassin> themightybuzzard, really curious how many sticks were bad and if it booted with the bad one. i didnt try every stick individually in slot1
[18:38:58] <jasassin> :(
[18:39:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> last time I had bad RAM, the symptom was that any browser I tried to run crashed. The computer seemed otherwise fine.
[18:39:27] <jasassin> weird
[18:39:29] <takyon_> too many tabs
[18:39:46] <jasassin> how many tabs you guys usually have open?
[18:39:56] <jasassin> i usually have like maybe 3 or 4
[18:40:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> takyon_: nope, would happen with only one tab open. memtest86 determined that it was indeed bad RAM. I removed the bad DIMM and the problem went away.
[18:40:30] <jasassin> my friend with this shitty old computer with less than a gig of ram has firefox with the plugin and he opens like 40 pages when he starts it
[18:40:45] <jasassin> yeah
[18:40:49] <jasassin> i had a bad ram problem
[18:40:55] <takyon_> I usually have anywhere from 15-50 tabs open
[18:41:37] <jasassin> with a really old computer with sdram and crucial has the lifetime warranty somehow they dug out a new chip to send me for my old ASUS P2B with a celeron 266 in it
[18:41:43] <jasassin> i was impressed
[18:42:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, not sure which of the two not in use are bad. it booted and then proceeded to segfault while running memtest86
[18:42:16] <jasassin> so it did post
[18:42:17] <jasassin> ok
[18:42:23] <jasassin> on my system it wouldn't
[18:42:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i took the left two out and it tested fine
[18:42:36] <jasassin> so it is amd only ram
[18:42:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[18:42:48] <jasassin> fucked up shit bra
[18:43:09] <jasassin> do you have any idea why that is?
[18:43:21] <jasassin> i heard something about 10 bit and 11 bit
[18:43:25] <jasassin> hmmmm
[18:43:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no idea no.
[18:44:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. glad ya was here and got me thinking about it, i completely forgot to send ya out some dollars thursday. been busy running around.
[18:44:54] <jasassin> well dont do that just give a star :)
[18:45:00] <jasassin> good will
[18:45:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> up to you man. grassy-ass.
[18:45:40] <jasassin> i want you to use your money to do the things you need to do
[18:46:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> well adding ram to my home file/minecraft server counts =P
[18:46:54] <jasassin> it was a gift
[18:46:59] <jasassin> plus i think you are cool anyway
[18:47:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> si sombrero
[18:48:20] <jasassin> so you running on 6 gigs now?
[18:49:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, eds, yall around?
[18:49:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon_, janrinok?
[18:49:48] <takyon_> sup
[18:49:50] <jasassin> takyon is
[18:50:23] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, I'm here
[18:50:29] <takyon_> your cable story was a dupe TMB
[18:50:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall duped.
[18:50:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, glad ya seen it.
[18:51:02] <takyon_> yeah I logged in after I saw the dupe
[18:51:15] <janrinok> that was minutes ago, keep up, TMB
[18:51:16] <takyon_> things like that make me want to berate #editorial
[18:51:19] <jasassin> its kinda weird when a dupe goes through and then theres about four times as many comments
[18:51:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> just givin yall a heads up. s'all i needed.
[18:51:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, yeah
[18:51:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> a third of which are saying "dupe"
[18:51:44] <jasassin> hahahahahahahah
[18:51:45] <takyon_> some time slots get so much more attention than others, jassassin
[18:51:46] <jasassin> ROFL
[18:52:09] <jasassin> oh man im glad you are dealing with that shit and not me
[18:52:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i read em all. well at least the headlines.
[18:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> rss ftw
[18:52:24] * jasassin is still laughing out loud
[18:52:55] <takyon_> I'm actually going to look into charting the average number of comments in the 168 hours in a week
[18:53:22] <takyon_> some trends are obvious, like weekends being a dead zone, but it could be interesting.
[18:53:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> go fer it. get bytram to help with the sql queries if i'm not handy.
[18:54:04] <jasassin> perl and sql
[18:54:10] <jasassin> fuck my butt
[18:54:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, you can do it all in sql
[18:54:49] <jasassin> how the fuck do you use sql without something to interface to it?
[18:55:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly i just type mysql and then poke in the query
[18:55:25] <jasassin> ahhhhhhh
[18:55:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean it comes back in a handy table
[18:55:33] <jasassin> like running a cisco router
[18:55:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> assuming none of the fields are really long anyway.
[18:55:56] <jasassin> oh man
[18:56:03] <jasassin> u crazy
[18:56:27] <jasassin> command lining sql
[18:56:33] <jasassin> i love it :)
[18:57:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, you do the same thing in perl. you just get the ability to mangle the results after too.
[18:57:12] <jasassin> :)
[18:57:16] * jasassin laughs
[18:57:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> but perl n mysql together is like chocolate n peanut butter.
[18:57:45] <jasassin> wow
[18:58:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> anything you can do in a query, perl doesn't have to do. anything you can't, perl will whoop its ass.
[18:58:24] <jasassin> i programmed bash professionally and i look at perl and i think.... wtf
[18:58:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude... perl is the absolute king of text mangling
[18:59:07] <jasassin> it mangles itself!
[18:59:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> you got sed, awk, tr, grep, etc... all rolled in one
[18:59:36] <jasassin> a perl obfuscation contest is an oxymoron
[18:59:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, i write pretty perl
[19:00:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's the regexs that confuse people and anyone who hasn't learned regex use is a noob anyway.
[19:01:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're computationally expensive but can do in one line what it would normally take fifty or a hundred to do.
[19:01:55] <takyon_> regex is god
[19:02:27] <takyon_> I'll coordinate with bytram on the SQL. maybe I can do it all in one line
[19:02:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> try it. solid sql props if you can.
[19:03:23] <janrinok> takyon, take a look at the HH story, I've left it as intact as I can. Any comments?
[19:03:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm thinking there's gonna be a GROUP BY in there somewhere
[19:03:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, gonna go out n mow some grass.
[19:03:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall have fun
[19:04:39] <jasassin> oh my goods takyon and jan are here
[19:04:54] <jasassin> i just though would a star trek continues be ok?
[19:05:04] <jasassin> its coming out tomorrow widely according to the site
[19:05:47] <jasassin> i could write up a little diddy about it if it's even worth bothering
[19:06:10] <jasassin> someone else will anyway... hmmmmm
[19:06:55] <jasassin> i learned about star trek continues from soylent
[19:07:05] <jasassin> and i have to say i am totally into it
[19:07:08] <jasassin> full on love
[19:07:15] <takyon_> janrinok: no problem, BROTHERRRR
[19:07:27] <janrinok> OK, its released
[19:10:41] <takyon_> I added "that Thiel paid $10 million to fund the lawsuit." to the first paragraph
[19:11:01] <takyon_> the $10m figure was something I only noticed after I submitted the story
[19:11:17] <takyon_> I was kind of surprised, I thought it would be in the low millions
[19:19:36] <janrinok> looks good
[19:20:16] <SirFinkus> friday motherfuckers
[19:20:46] <janrinok> the weekend has already started here in Europe!
[19:21:05] <SirFinkus> yeah, but is it a 3 day weekend?
[19:21:46] <janrinok> nah, for the UK it is, but for France - Non! However, with all the industrial action there is not a lot happening
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[20:06:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Secret Service Employees Disciplined for Leaking Congressman's Application - http://sylnt.us - big-brother-gets-a-spanking
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[21:16:20] <NigsForTrump> Im at the trump rally now.
[21:17:01] <NigsForTrump> Got some pics to share later.
[21:17:02] <chromas> anything good happening?
[21:17:28] <NigsForTrump> No big violence yet though, just arguments here and there.
[21:18:43] <NigsForTrump> Mexicans being mexicans. Waving mexican flags, hooting and hollering, accusing trump of racism while waving signs that say *gringo
[21:20:16] <NigsForTrump> From an unbiased perspective, the anti-trumps are hysterical and out of touch with reality. The pro trump side is much more well behaved but a few vocal jesus freaks are making them look bad.
[21:20:53] <NigsForTrump> Cops fucking errywhere. I got a front row seat drinking beer on a seafood restaurants outdoor patio. Feels good man
[21:22:43] <chromas> do mexicans know they're not a race?
[21:23:28] <NigsForTrump> They are la raza. They was aztec kangs and sheeit
[21:25:21] <NigsForTrump> As somebody with 1/8 th mexican blood, I understand them and their threat to polite civilization.
[21:25:51] <NigsForTrump> Wishes he brought an isis flag to the anti-trump side
[21:27:32] <NigsForTrump> Dey got cops, sherrifs, secret service, uniformed, plainclothes
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[21:32:38] <NigsForTrump_> Just saw a dude in military bdus opencarrying a fat knife with his face covered, wearing an american flag as a cape.
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[22:01:07] <NigsForTrump> NigsForTrump
[22:01:57] <NigsForTrump> .yes! First police beating of the day! Those sticks were flyin. Anti-trumps BTFO
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[22:06:31] <Deucalion> ~gday you special alien beings
[22:06:38] -!- exec [exec!~exec@23.24.kp.ip] has joined #Soylent
[22:06:47] <Deucalion> ~gday you special alien beings
[22:06:51] * exec retroactively stuffs a sacful of milo into you
[22:06:57] <cmn32480> ~gday Deucalion
[22:07:00] * exec overratedly terrorizes an array of manpages with Deucalion
[22:07:20] <cmn32480> sorry... was out taking care fo the lawn adn didn't see that exec had dropped
[22:07:48] <chromas> You need to get your priorities straight
[22:07:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Backlash Over Windows 10 Upgrade Push - http://sylnt.us - such-a-deal-we-have-for-you!
[22:07:49] <Deucalion> I don't think exec being AWOL is an apologisable event
[22:08:13] <cmn32480> meh... ok
[22:08:17] <cmn32480> #smake exec
[22:08:17] * MrPlow smakes exec upside the head with a testis
[22:08:26] <cmn32480> ##smake exec
[22:08:26] * RustyPlow smakes exec upside the head with a sock full of oranges
[22:08:38] <cmn32480> ###smake exec
[22:08:47] * chromas smacks back
[22:08:47] <cmn32480> buzzard is losing his touch
[22:10:06] <cmn32480> all right time for me to shower... then cut the dust of the trail
[22:11:18] <chromas> http://www.nytimes.com
[22:11:19] <Schwifty> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[22:11:27] <chromas> ##smake Schwifty
[22:11:27] * RustyPlow smakes Schwifty upside the head with Ethanol-fueled's 5" extender
[22:11:37] <chromas> "Google Prevails as Jury Rebuffs Oracle in Code Copyright Case"
[22:18:55] * Deucalion has no idea what cutting dust off a trail may involve... is there a newsletter or something?
[22:20:17] <Deucalion> Fucking great... my chair just broke...
[22:20:25] <chromas> You just need a chainsaw
[22:20:37] <chromas> for the trail, though maybe the chair as well
[22:20:38] * Deucalion assumes sun lounger position
[22:22:26] <Deucalion> I'd not take a chainsaw to the chair.. it's mostly steel... I envisage broken chains and a rapid visit to A&E (emergency room). There goes my potential GPU budget... on a damn chair :(
[22:23:10] <Deucalion> C'est la vie... nice excuse to get a decent chair in place of this ~90s operator's chair xD
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[23:06:53] <cmn32480> ~g cutting the dust of the trail
[23:06:55] <exec> [google] https://www.tripadvisor.com
[23:08:13] <cmn32480> Deucalion - cutting the dust of the trail is an old American West tradition whereby you offer a drink to someone who has just come in from a trip
[23:08:39] <cmn32480> ~gnight Deucalion
[23:08:41] * exec allegedly tosses an armpit of windows xp to Deucalion
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