#Soylent | Logs for 2016-07-11
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[01:13:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Super Typhoon Nepartak Hitting Fujian Province Hard - http://sylnt.us - rain-alert
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[02:24:37] <Bytram> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[02:24:37] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with reluctance
[02:26:38] <Bytram> the story was submitted a few days ago (Thursday July 07, @10:44PM) and was available for anyone to see long before it went live (Sunday July 10, @03:01PM) on the site
[03:15:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Do We Tap Our Feet to Music? - http://sylnt.us - it's-easier-than-tapping-our-heads
[04:46:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Air Force Wants to Shift Program Funding - http://sylnt.us - dollars-in-different-buckets
[05:11:18] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[05:11:19] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[05:11:44] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[06:47:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Accelerating Research into Dark Energy - http://sylnt.us - speeding-up-with-the-lights-off
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[07:08:12] <anaaana> http://barbara-photosnew.blogspot.com
[07:08:13] <Wesley> ^ 03Hotel
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[08:19:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Floppotron: a Computer Hardware Orchestra - http://sylnt.us - Phantom-of-the-Floppera-
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[08:37:34] <crutchy> ~submit https://www.youtube.com
[08:38:08] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[09:12:20] <Runaway1956> crutchy - comey was bought somehow - be it blackmail, money, threat of death, whatever, he was bought off
[09:13:38] <Runaway1956> crutchy https://www.youtube.com
[09:13:39] <Wesley> ^ 03Clinton Insider Reveals Bill’s Secret Deal With Loretta Lynch - YouTube
[10:20:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Do You Feel About That: An Emotional Computer - http://sylnt.us - makes-you-cry-a-little
[10:26:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:26:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2727
[10:27:59] <cmn32480> coffee++
[10:27:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2728
[10:28:01] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:28:02] * exec faithfully drops two fingers of gimlet on TheMightyBuzzard
[10:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[10:28:13] * exec metrosexually offers a cheap plastic cup of flowers to cmn32480
[10:28:21] <cmn32480> awww... flowers!
[10:28:27] <cmn32480> I knew you loved me
[10:28:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube red solo cup
[10:28:37] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[10:31:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole family. get to spend all day today working on my lil brother's house.
[10:31:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> vacation--
[10:31:23] <Bender> karma - vacation: 0
[10:31:50] <Runaway1956> You gonna shit in the attic for him?
[10:32:02] <cmn32480> upper deck the toilets
[10:32:27] <Runaway1956> Toss a couple dead rodents under the house?
[10:33:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, think i'm going to be laying flooring or something
[10:34:58] <Runaway1956> pretty awesome image - the article says it's all over social media - https://www.rt.com
[10:35:00] <Wesley> ^ 03'Gorgeous, legendary': Black woman in flowing dress facing police in Baton Rouge wows social media — RT America ( https://www.rt.com )
[10:35:09] <Runaway1956> And, she's not bad looking either
[10:37:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> if she's protesting for BLM, I wouldn't touch her with your dick and cmn32480 pushing.
[10:38:03] <Runaway1956> I'm divided on that whole BLM thing - they have a legitimate bitch, they just approach the problem wrong
[10:38:26] <Runaway1956> So, what's a rational black person to do - start his own movement?
[10:39:52] <Runaway1956> Need more mothers like this one: https://www.rt.com
[10:39:55] <Wesley> ^ 03Louisiana mother jailed for disciplining her kids for break-and-enter — RT America
[10:42:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> shut up Wesley
[10:42:28] <cmn32480> exactly
[10:42:43] <cmn32480> shutting down the I-40 bridge over the Mississippi isn't the right way to get attention
[10:42:50] <cmn32480> that is what we call "bad" attention
[10:43:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck no it's not. i gotta use that to get home friday.
[10:43:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i will straight run a bitch down.
[10:43:36] <Runaway1956> Ehhh, you can go north on I-55, and drive back into Tennessee from Kentucky
[10:44:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck kentucky. damned bunch of carpetbagging, snare drumming, yankee lawyers
[10:44:23] <Runaway1956> ROFLMAO -
[10:45:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously, they got a prollem, protest in DC. memphis ain't gonna do shit for em.
[10:46:04] <Runaway1956> Besides, running someone over is seldom an option - the people in front of you stop, you gotta stop, or rear end them
[10:46:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, good point. does give me plenty of time to walk ahead and kick the crap out some hippies though.
[10:46:56] <Runaway1956> The people in D.C. don't shoot unarmed black kids in Cleveland, Houston, Baton Rouge, Minneapolis, or St. Louis
[10:47:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> course not. they shoot em in DC
[10:48:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i know they gotta not suck at aiming but a DC->houston shot would be beyond belief
[10:49:02] <Runaway1956> Actually, that's why D.C. has drones . . . .
[10:49:56] <Runaway1956> "Shot six niggas today, one in Memphis, one in Austin, two in Seattle, one each in Cincinnati and Philidelphia. I'm tired - time for some pizza."
[10:51:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's miller time
[10:52:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://fortune.com What about sharing your Kickass Torrents password?
[10:52:52] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[10:53:17] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[10:56:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, i need to figure out some better cooling for this laptop. it overheats playing 720p videos from youtube
[10:57:29] <Runaway1956> moth lands on crying ronaldo, internet goes into meltdown -
[10:57:45] <Runaway1956> I'm wondering why the opposing team didn't just kick the shit out of ronaldo
[10:58:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's a ronaldo? no, nevermind. i need a smoke more than i'm curious.
[10:59:06] <Runaway1956> some kind of sports figure in Europe
[10:59:30] <Runaway1956> Obviously, a wimpy fucking sports figure
[11:04:02] <cmn32480> soccer I believe
[11:04:15] <cmn32480> the king of taking the dramatic dive
[11:12:05] <Runaway1956> Well - I have to change my statement earlier - the chick ain't very good looking - http://heavy.com
[11:12:06] <Wesley> ^ 03PHOTOS: Leshia Evans, Iconic Baton Rouge Protester | Heavy.com
[11:12:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define-add soccer, 22 gay men prancing around on a large lawn playing with balls
[11:12:34] <exec> definition for term "soccer" set to "22 gay men prancing around on a large lawn playing with balls"
[11:12:49] <Runaway1956> Homely is the correct term, I believe - I could probably hit it if I were desparate
[11:13:30] <Runaway1956> Does it have to be 22 men, or just any 22 drama queens?
[11:13:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope. oral only so her mouth couldn't be used for saying stupid shit.
[11:14:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> has to be men and they have to be gay. i don't make the rules, just report them.
[11:14:43] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh - TMB is a fountain of wisdom -
[11:14:54] <Runaway1956> personally, I don' tbother to research the rules,
[11:16:14] <Runaway1956> Hell, if I bothered to research rules, someone would have a rule against me posting on Soylent
[11:16:21] * Runaway1956 looks at Gravis
[11:16:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> there probably is. this is the United States Socialist Republic after all.
[11:17:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[11:17:24] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[11:17:26] <Runaway1956> It's a hell of a lot simpler to play by my own rules
[11:17:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't mind knowing a bunch of rules. makes it more fun to break them.
[11:18:25] <Runaway1956> I always heard that rules are made for people who can't figure things out for themselves
[11:18:50] <Runaway1956> "Son, if you jump out of the tree from a height of twenty feet, it's probably going to hurt."
[11:18:58] <Runaway1956> No rule needed.
[11:21:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.hollywoodreporter.com This is what happens when you focus on identity politics instead of quality...
[11:21:36] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:22:01] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:24:58] <Runaway1956> So - it sucks? I knew that when I saw two phat broads among the "stars"
[11:25:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> reviews are no good
[11:25:51] <Runaway1956> Here's a good review - http://www.ctvnews.ca
[11:25:52] <Wesley> ^ 03New parents thankful after firefighters deliver baby at home | CTV News
[11:26:26] * TheMightyBuzzard don't know nothin bout birthin no babies
[11:26:28] <boru> They delivered a baby to a burning home? That's fairly good server.
[11:26:37] <boru> Service, rather.
[11:26:53] <Runaway1956> It doesn't say where the baby they delivered came from either
[11:27:29] <boru> Breaking news: Stolen baby delivered to burning home by renegade firefighters.
[11:27:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably out some ole gal's cooch
[11:28:51] <Runaway1956> You don't think they stopped at Sam's Club, bought the baby, then delivered it?
[11:29:12] <boru> Preposterous.
[11:29:24] <Runaway1956> Boru - what do we have to eat?
[11:29:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. babies is expensive unless you get em the old fashioned way and firefighters don't make much money.
[11:30:28] * Runaway1956 never noticed that firefighters are hurting for money
[11:30:36] <Runaway1956> Don't they make more than teachers?
[11:30:37] <boru> It burned a hole in their pocket.
[11:30:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> little girls with lemonade stands make more than teachers
[11:31:23] <Runaway1956> Only if they are cute, and the Mayor doesn't send the cops to confiscate her lemonade stand
[11:31:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is fine i spose since little girls are usually good at selling lemonade
[11:32:20] * Runaway1956 better do the dishes if he wants to eat today
[11:32:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> you eat dishes?
[11:33:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, ima go be sociable with the family a bit before i go be working with another bit of the family
[11:33:54] * boru suggests Naptime.
[11:34:34] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs wistfully
[11:34:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice thought but no.
[11:35:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> TTFN
[11:51:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - No Opt-Out on Subaru's SiriusXM Censorship - http://sylnt.us - I-am-not-a-child-but-I-act-like-one
[11:58:49] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[11:58:49] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[11:59:04] <Runaway1956> MrPlow, you and i need to have some harsh word
[11:59:16] <Runaway1956> ~submit https://www.sciencedaily.com
[11:59:19] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[11:59:31] <Runaway1956> You too exec . . . .
[11:59:38] <Runaway1956> Fine, I'll do it myself then.
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[12:22:54] <weeds> Monday,Monday, can't trust that day...
[12:30:36] <cmn32480> dah dah.... dah da da
[12:31:04] <cmn32480> hmmm... that really didn't translate azs well as it did in my mind.
[12:34:56] <Runaway1956> Probably because you think in alien . . . . .
[12:35:48] <Runaway1956> vga=791
[12:36:17] <boru> ENOTTY
[12:38:09] <Runaway1956> .compat_ioctl
[12:38:30] <cmn32480> ENOTTY? sounds like my christmas lights
[12:39:37] <Runaway1956> sounds like a girl's name to me - pretty little thing at work with a Mexican name sounds like "naughty"
[12:39:51] <Runaway1956> I'd like to get naughty with her . . .
[12:43:39] <cmn32480> lol
[12:46:05] <cmn32480> one fo the ladies in marketing just came in and asked if we had any extra scissors... is it wrong that my first though was "she's in marketing, they do like arts and crafts projects"
[12:46:43] <boru> They've probably worn down their credit cards and need something else to cut their cocaine with.
[12:46:52] <Runaway1956> rule number 3729 - there are no "ladies" in marketing
[12:47:26] <chromas> cmn32480: she was obviously asking if you had any other women who weren't busy at the moment
[12:48:33] <chromas> (scissor sisters)
[12:49:25] <Runaway1956> That lawn-mower dude had relatives after all . . .
[12:52:35] <Runaway1956> Peanut butter - or something resembling peanut butter. I suspect one of my sons went shopping and brought home some "peanut butter spread" which consists of "85% peanuts"
[12:52:54] <cmn32480> chase him down and beat him until he learns
[12:53:17] <Runaway1956> I can't even read WTF the other 15% might be
[12:53:30] <Runaway1956> 3% axle grease?
[12:53:30] <boru> Palm oil and salt, I bet.
[12:53:31] <chromas> peanut oil and rat droppings
[12:53:43] <Runaway1956> The rat droppins, I believe
[12:53:52] <cmn32480> not peanuts
[12:53:54] <chromas> peanus
[12:54:18] <Runaway1956> Why do they print this shit so small? They know only old bastards ever bother to read it?
[12:54:20] <chromas> is it .gif?
[12:54:49] <Runaway1956> Some store brand - "price first" ????? I never heard of it.
[12:54:59] <boru> To meet regulatory requirements and disguise the fact there are rat droppings therein.
[12:55:02] <Runaway1956> Probably imported from fuckign CHINA
[12:55:14] <chromas> that means it's recycled
[12:55:18] <chromas> enviro-friendly
[12:55:26] <chromas> made of old pc parts
[12:55:39] <cmn32480> use all them extra bits that get picked up from the factory floor
[12:56:14] <cmn32480> Walmart Tests Neo-Generic\Basic Private Brand: Price First. In a surprise move that demonstrates an increasing emphasis on Private Brands, Walmart, the world's largest retailer, has begun what appears to be a test of a new extreme value\basic brand.
[12:56:21] <cmn32480> Runaway1956 ^^^
[12:56:24] <boru> Price First -- Buy Now, Pay Later (with your colon) May contain rat droppings.
[12:56:31] <Runaway1956> A google search for "price first brand" points at WalMart
[12:56:59] <chromas> they already have a shitty brand for food though
[12:57:09] <Runaway1956> Extreme value? What does that even mean?
[12:57:18] <cmn32480> that's what I pasted above
[12:57:23] <chromas> more rat droppings than great value
[12:57:24] <cmn32480> direct from the google search
[12:57:30] <boru> 'Price First' suggests, to me, at least, 'make this as cheap as possible no matter what'
[12:57:34] <Runaway1956> I guess it means "ultra cheap shit"
[12:58:00] <chromas> boru: kinda the definition of walmart ;)
[12:58:07] <boru> "Those kids fell into the mixer in the last batch" "Just put it in the ingredients in the smallest text possible"
[12:58:16] <Runaway1956> So - where other peanut butters use the peanuts, these people use the peanut hulls, along with any vermin living in the peanut hull pile
[12:58:32] <boru> I'm not familiar with Walmart much at all, other than it being a US supermarket.
[12:58:42] <chromas> use the greens too. extra fiber. moral fiber
[12:59:09] <Runaway1956> Walmart will be the main distributor of Soylent Green, when it finally hits the market.
[12:59:27] <chromas> but it will contain filler to save money
[12:59:36] <Runaway1956> of course
[12:59:41] <boru> Rat droppings?
[12:59:51] <Runaway1956> and used talcum powder
[13:00:42] <boru> "Soylent! Green! Is! ...ugh, don't read the ingredients..."
[13:01:31] <chromas> only 25% children. I remember when it was 75% all-natural
[13:01:49] <boru> They're not even free range children, anymore.
[13:03:09] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[13:03:10] <Wesley> ^ 03Let's Go to Mars, Bitches - YouTube
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[13:36:57] <Runaway1956> Takyon is going into the bacon business - https://soylentnews.org
[13:36:58] <Wesley> ^ 03SN comment by [02VLM (445)] (02Score:2)
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[13:53:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Augmented Steality: Armed Robbers Use "Pokémon Go" to Target Victims - http://sylnt.us - augmented-reality-check
[15:01:07] <Runaway1956> #submit http://kurdishdailynews.org
[15:01:08] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[15:01:24] <Runaway1956> ~submit http://kurdishdailynews.org
[15:01:27] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[15:02:59] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.presstv.us
[15:03:01] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:03:26] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:05:30] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.independent.co.uk
[15:05:30] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:05:56] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:24:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cigarette Butts and Marine Environment - http://sylnt.us - doesn't-trash-just-disappear?
[16:08:13] <Runaway1956> Double murder, just up the road from me - http://www.wmcactionnews5.com
[16:08:13] <Wesley> ^ 03Suspect captured in Sevier County, AR double homicide - WMC Action News 5 - Memphis, Tennessee
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[16:19:47] <cmn32480> #smake management nimnobs
[16:19:47] * MrPlow smakes management nimnobs upside the head with yo mama
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[16:54:18] <mechanicjay> Another Day, another Dollar. Welcome to Monday everyone.
[16:55:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Korea's SI Imaging: DigitalGlobe Has Competition - http://sylnt.us - hi-res-from-700km-away
[17:29:30] <weeds> Welcome
[17:31:13] <weeds> Is the website feeling a little under the weather? Or is my network sick (again.)?
[17:32:54] <weeds> false alarm...
[17:46:34] <cmn32480> weeds - I was getting timouts earlier too
[17:52:05] <weeds> Thanks for the confirmation. Experienced it on the PC and on the phone. I really want my daughter to read that story about Pokemon go!
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[18:26:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elon Musk's "Top Secret Tesla Masterplan, Part 2" - http://sylnt.us - keep-it-secret-keep-it-safe
[18:37:20] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.wmcactionnews5.com
[18:37:20] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:37:46] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[19:58:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MERS Transmission More Aggressive than Thought - http://sylnt.us
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[21:59:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Marine Officer Wants Same Treatment as Hillary Clinton - http://sylnt.us - sauce-for-the-goose
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[23:25:37] <Subsentient> I got tired of being banned from Imgur. I fix.
[23:25:38] <Subsentient> http://imgur.com
[23:25:39] <Wesley> ^ 03MRW I rejoin imgur with a Mailinator.com address - GIF on Imgur
[23:27:05] <takyon> what did you get banned for
[23:28:04] <Subsentient> takyon, Do you really want to know?
[23:28:21] <takyon> you should ask the room that
[23:28:26] <Subsentient> :^3
[23:29:00] <Subsentient> I think that's literally the best movie evil laugh I've ever seen.