#Soylent | Logs for 2016-08-21

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[00:02:18] <SirFinkus> people talk about limiting the length of a bill to one page, but I think my plan is better
[00:02:41] <SirFinkus> each one has to be read in its entirety, and only those in attendance for the entire reading get to vote on it
[00:03:36] <SirFinkus> I'm watching pitch black now
[00:03:56] <SirFinkus> I'd like to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with the main female character
[00:06:20] <SirFinkus> I'd let her jettison my cargo if you know what I mean
[00:07:22] <SirFinkus> yikes https://upload.wikimedia.org
[00:07:24] <SirFinkus> she has not aged well
[00:08:04] <SirFinkus> I think she got a nose job too, which is a shame because her nose was one of my favorite things about her
[00:10:48] <SirFinkus> I'm gonna laugh so hard if riddick just ditches these cunts
[00:15:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> He should have
[00:15:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> but a few of them survive to the end of the movie (I won't reveal who)
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[00:21:08] <Fuck_Islam> Goddammit I am so peeved over Islam in my neighbourhood.
[00:21:24] -!- crutchy has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[00:21:25] <Fuck_Islam> But now I know what to do about them.
[00:21:31] <Fuck_Islam> Provoke them.
[00:21:47] <Fuck_Islam> And then beat the shit out of them when they try to behead me in public.
[00:22:02] <Fuck_Islam> Cocksucking spineless Arab dogs.
[00:23:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 3,000-Year-Old Brain Surgery Patient Likely Treated With Cannabis, Magic Mushroom "Painkillers" - http://sylnt.us - memory-hole
[00:23:46] <Fuck_Islam> Bender, that will not make me unmad. We must rid ourselves of the Islamic savages.
[00:23:58] * Fuck_Islam cracks knuckles
[00:24:56] <SirFinkus> welp, there goes the pilot lady
[00:25:16] <SirFinkus> just when riddick found love
[00:25:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> You gonna watch the whole series, or just Pitch Black?
[00:25:47] <SirFinkus> it's on syfy right now
[00:25:57] <SirFinkus> well, at least he still has the 11 year old
[00:26:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh that's gonna be a shitty version then
[00:26:17] <Fuck_Islam> Does the protagonist get to beat up Islam?
[00:26:21] <SirFinkus> the next one is on next
[00:26:33] <SirFinkus> no, he's allied with them
[00:26:33] <Fuck_Islam> Any series in which that happens in okay in my book.
[00:26:47] <SirFinkus> because they know how to find water in the desert or some shit
[00:26:49] <Fuck_Islam> No. Islam is wrong.
[00:26:53] <Fuck_Islam> Devil incarnate.
[00:27:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> Fuck_Islam: Some Muslims die, but IIRC Riddick doesn't kill them.
[00:27:16] <Fuck_Islam> Andy, ALL Muslims should die.
[00:27:36] <Fuck_Islam> At the hands of my Sword.......DEUS VULT!
[00:28:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL
[00:28:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> Killing Muslims because you disagree with their religion is just as bad as Muslims killing people because they disagree with other religions
[00:28:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> What we need to do is kill off ALL the religions.
[00:29:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> Anyway time to go see if I can get into the Hugo ceremony.
[00:29:32] <SirFinkus> so chronicles of riddick next
[00:29:32] <Fuck_Islam> I don't want to destroy Muslims unless they disagree with me.
[00:29:49] <Fuck_Islam> IF they hate my way of life and want to destroy that, then I will destroy them.
[00:30:20] * Fuck_Islam cracks knuckles
[00:30:27] <Fuck_Islam> It's slime-fighting time
[00:30:28] <SirFinkus> lol, filmed on location in australia
[00:30:56] <SirFinkus> can filming locations be typecast?
[00:31:02] <pinchy> Fuck_Islam: is there an equivalent to chimpout.com for muslim haters?
[00:31:16] <SirFinkus> whenever they need a wasteland, they go to australia to film
[00:31:17] <Fuck_Islam> pinchy: There should be
[00:31:51] <SirFinkus> oh man
[00:32:01] <SirFinkus> this guy with 3 faced mask looks badass
[00:32:03] <Fuck_Islam> I would start it myself if I wasn't so dumb about IT.
[00:32:04] <SirFinkus> necromongers
[00:32:07] <SirFinkus> holy shit
[00:32:12] <SirFinkus> what an awesomely shitty name
[00:32:45] <pinchy> u watching riddick? is that the one where hes out in some red planet fighting weredogs and stuff?
[00:32:45] <SirFinkus> LOL
[00:33:05] <SirFinkus> so they pivoted to SAVE THE GALAXY FROM EVIL
[00:33:07] <mecctro> kek
[00:33:11] <SirFinkus> and RESTORE BALANCE
[00:33:23] <SirFinkus> from an "escape the planet" movie
[00:34:09] <SirFinkus> I applaud the audacity of this shitty idea
[00:34:16] <Fuck_Islam> I saw the prequel to Riddick. Something about The Rock being on Mars.
[00:34:27] <SirFinkus> vin diesel
[00:34:35] <SirFinkus> but pretty muh the rock
[00:34:59] <SirFinkus> lol who the fuck gets nicknamed "tags"
[00:35:06] <SirFinkus> and "tombs"
[00:35:17] <SirFinkus> this is already the greatest movie I've ever seen
[00:35:54] <Fuck_Islam> Fink, methinks you are watching it for the cheseled sweaty men.
[00:36:07] <Fuck_Islam> You couldn't possibly be watching that for the plot.
[00:36:28] <SirFinkus> I'm watching it because it's on
[00:36:35] <SirFinkus> pitch black was decent schlock
[00:36:48] <SirFinkus> this looks like excellent prime schlock
[00:37:03] <SirFinkus> kobe schlock
[00:37:39] <SirFinkus> LOL
[00:37:42] <SirFinkus> so Fuck_Islam
[00:37:47] <SirFinkus> the muslim is the bad guy now
[00:37:55] <SirFinkus> hope you're happy now
[00:38:26] <Fuck_Islam> Fink - That's like starting a religion called the Niggerhaters and being the bad guy
[00:38:28] <pinchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:38:29] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Suspicion. - YouTube
[00:38:41] <Fuck_Islam> Or wearing a nazi uniform and being the bad guy
[00:39:00] <Fuck_Islam> Sometimes, you're just an asshole. Not you, but some people.
[00:39:13] <SirFinkus> lol
[00:39:19] <SirFinkus> "searching for new mecca"
[00:39:45] <Fuck_Islam> Islamic savages are an affront to everything to which I stand.
[00:40:02] <SirFinkus> what about neo muslims?
[00:40:10] <SirFinkus> from the future
[00:40:12] <SirFinkus> might be robots
[00:40:14] <SirFinkus> idk
[00:40:58] <Fuck_Islam> Fink, what is your problem? Islam is retarded on its face. Moreso than Christianity.
[00:41:18] <SirFinkus> don't really have one
[00:41:24] <pinchy> what about mexicants? u got any love for them?
[00:41:25] <Fuck_Islam> Moreso than other religions, and they are plenty retarded themselves.
[00:41:45] <pinchy> theres a bunch of them working on the street outside of work
[00:42:12] <pinchy> they tore up about 400 yrds of street to lay new sewage pipe over about 3 or 4 months
[00:42:24] <Fuck_Islam> Holy shit, my ear with the impacted cerumen just opened up
[00:42:37] <Fuck_Islam> It's a sign from God -- hate Muslims.
[00:42:40] <pinchy> after about halfway they found out the pipe wasnt laid deep enuf so have to go back and dig it up again
[00:42:58] <SirFinkus> NECROMONGER
[00:43:00] <Fuck_Islam> pinchy, that's illegal. Mexicans being Mexicans, doing illegal things.
[00:43:00] <SirFinkus> I can't get over it
[00:43:03] <takyon> oh hi
[00:43:14] <SirFinkus> like, is that the name they gave them? or is that what they call themselves?
[00:43:14] <mecctro> small world
[00:43:22] <mecctro> ~gday figgits
[00:43:24] * exec carefully pesters a pinch of gold with figgits
[00:43:43] <takyon> I saw eth's latest comment and came here to survey the damage
[00:44:17] <pinchy> lets see a link
[00:44:18] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[00:44:18] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Gaziantep Wedding Bombing: Turkish Officials Say At Least 22 Killed, 94 Injured : The Two-Way : NPR
[00:44:37] <Fuck_Islam> takyon, I had an altercation with a Mud-Slime today.
[00:44:41] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[00:44:41] <Fuck_Islam> A True savage.
[00:44:42] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03SN comment by [02Ethanol-fueled (2792)] (02Score:-1, Offtopic)
[00:45:03] <takyon> Fuck_Islam, I guess I'll read the backscroll and see what happened
[00:45:28] <Fuck_Islam> I don't like when people bring savagery to my neighborhood.
[00:45:51] <SirFinkus> lol
[00:45:59] <SirFinkus> a prison so hot that you can't set foot on the surface
[00:46:02] <Fuck_Islam> He was one of Obama's refugees, to be sure....a true savage unfit for life in America.
[00:46:12] <SirFinkus> called ...get this crematoria
[00:46:41] <pinchy> that video of the turkey wedding bomb would have been funny is some gay dude was running around screaming "keeep dancing people, keep dancing!"
[00:46:53] <Fuck_Islam> This is not Europe. Islamic savages will NOT get away with their shennanigans here.
[00:47:01] <takyon> I see nothing in the backscroll about what actually happened in your hood, Fuck_Islam
[00:47:10] * Fuck_Islam joins Soldiers of Odin
[00:47:12] <takyon> blow-by-blow?
[00:47:23] <SirFinkus> I thought that was haram takyon
[00:47:31] <Fuck_Islam> Takyon, some rude Arabs were holding up the line in the store earlier.
[00:47:56] <Fuck_Islam> So I called them out publicly, "rude-ass Arabs. Learn some culture and manners"
[00:48:26] <Fuck_Islam> In the parking lot I called them "Arab scum" and the man started screaming at me and flailing his arms
[00:48:40] <pinchy> video or it didnt happen
[00:48:49] <Fuck_Islam> This ain't eurabia, buddy. Lay a finger on me and get dropped.
[00:49:31] <takyon> this should make you feel better, Fuck_Islam:
[00:49:32] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[00:49:32] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03DEUS VULT - YouTube
[00:50:28] <Fuck_Islam> I saw that, takyon. that poor bastard got dropped by that frog!
[00:50:42] <Fuck_Islam> You could hear the "click" as the man's fist impacted that guy's jaw
[00:51:10] <Fuck_Islam> He had channeled the power of Jesus Christ within
[00:51:30] <takyon> lol
[00:52:04] <Fuck_Islam> That really pisses me off.....them destroying churches to build mosques.
[00:52:15] <Fuck_Islam> centuries-old churches
[00:52:32] <Fuck_Islam> Not even a Christfag but those old churches have value.
[00:52:53] <Fuck_Islam> I hope the Europeans leave Merkel swinging in the wind.
[00:53:06] <takyon> the migrant invasion is good for Europe
[00:53:14] <SirFinkus> oh, the necromongers have 3balled penis ships
[00:53:42] <Fuck_Islam> takyon, it makes me want to join the jihad of Soldiers of Odin
[00:54:16] <takyon> Fuck_Islam, hardship builds character. every organism faces "foreign" "invaders"
[00:54:59] <Fuck_Islam> takyon, I'm cracking my knuckles in anticipation. Bring them on. They won't walk all over US like they walk all over Europeans.
[00:55:18] <SirFinkus> I don't get it, why wouldn't one join the necromongers?
[00:55:23] <SirFinkus> they seem pretty badass
[00:55:47] <SirFinkus> maybe they have high taxes or something
[00:56:34] <takyon> Fuck_Islam, looks like I'm going to win my $50 bet that Hillary won't get indicted by Nov. 8
[00:56:36] <SirFinkus> there's probably a wikia site that explains all the minutiae of this garbage
[00:56:55] <SirFinkus> lol which retard do you get to take that bet?
[00:57:15] <SirFinkus> did you at least give them odds on it?
[00:57:18] <takyon> one of my conservative friends, and this was a couple months before Comey "cleared" Hillary
[00:57:40] <xhedit> vin diesel does join the necromongers
[00:57:45] <SirFinkus> oh, good
[00:57:50] <Fuck_Islam> takyon, she won't be indicted.
[00:57:50] <takyon> he listens to that American Family radio or whatever that christian crap is
[00:57:52] <SirFinkus> better not be a trick
[00:57:54] <Fuck_Islam> But she will fall.
[00:58:15] <Fuck_Islam> And she will fade forever from politics.
[00:58:25] <takyon> not in the election probably. even my friend won't bet on Trump winning, though he is behind Trump 100%
[00:58:27] <SirFinkus> trump has no chance
[00:58:27] <Fuck_Islam> She can't even hold her bowels.
[00:58:38] <mecctro> Nothing like macking some jesis with some dope fresh christrap
[00:58:40] <Fuck_Islam> Bullshit....Trump will win.
[00:58:57] <mecctro> Trump will lose, sorry
[00:59:09] <takyon> Trump is too prideful. He'll swing at anybody, even those Khans, and his petty non-endorsement of Paul Ryan showed his flawed personality off perfectly
[00:59:48] <takyon> pride goeth before a fall
[00:59:54] <takyon> Trump will be the one to fall
[01:00:02] <takyon> Hillary is just biding her time, not answering questions
[01:00:43] <takyon> Trump's best chance to get the win is to make her look really bad in the debate(s), and that's hard work because chances are both of them will do OK
[01:00:57] <takyon> then we got the WikiLeaks October surprise to think about
[01:01:08] <Fuck_Islam> Hitlery will sieze up and shit herself during the debates.
[01:01:13] <takyon> but the Dems have already painted Assange and etc. as a Russian plot
[01:01:21] <Fuck_Islam> Trump has way too much ammo
[01:01:39] <takyon> Trump can't even use all of the ammo on his ammo belt
[01:01:43] <xhedit> assange's october surprise should be interesting
[01:01:48] <takyon> because he was hanging around with one of the same pedos that Bill was
[01:01:59] <Fuck_Islam> Bullshit.
[01:02:21] <Fuck_Islam> He flew on the plane, but wasn't indulging in the lolis like Slick Willie was.
[01:02:46] <takyon> http://www.thedailybeast.com
[01:02:52] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03The Billionaire Pedophile Who Could Bring Down Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton - The Daily Beast
[01:04:19] <takyon> even if it ain't true, the bullet is tainted and can't be used by either side
[01:04:35] <takyon> as for whatever other ammo you think Trump has, Hillary has just as much. Trump is a crook and a liar
[01:05:07] <Fuck_Islam> I doubt it.
[01:05:29] <Fuck_Islam> Besides that, Trump has nothing compared to Hillary.
[01:06:01] <takyon> so let me get this straight, I didn't see you type it outright, but are you predicting that Trump will defeat Hillary in November?
[01:06:14] <Fuck_Islam> Hell Yeah.
[01:06:57] <takyon> I wouldn't be very disappointed with a Hillary loss, and I'm not voting for her, but I'm going to predict she will win.
[01:07:57] <Fuck_Islam> If you have the defeatist attitude and believe that the elections are utterly rigged, then yours is a common belief.
[01:08:15] <takyon> they don't need to be rigged whatsoever for her to win
[01:08:19] * Fuck_Islam wishes the dems ran Webb
[01:08:26] <SirFinkus> DAYVAKO
[01:08:29] <takyon> that's funny, my friend does too
[01:08:36] <SirFinkus> FROM NOW UNTIL UNDERVERSE COME
[01:08:43] <SirFinkus> it's soo fucking great
[01:09:03] <Fuck_Islam> Fink, did you get your name from the Wizard of Id?
[01:09:09] <SirFinkus> no[
[01:09:40] <SirFinkus> "a perfect place, called "underverse""
[01:09:43] <SirFinkus> soundslegit
[01:09:58] <xhedit> webb is a democrat i don't hate
[01:10:02] <xhedit> rare
[01:10:22] <SirFinkus> lol he takes people's souls
[01:11:13] <Fuck_Islam> If the Dems do win, Hillary wont be the boss.
[01:11:21] <Fuck_Islam> It'll be "creepy uncle Joe"
[01:11:31] <xhedit> wat
[01:11:43] <xhedit> biden is a bumbling retard who doesn't run shit
[01:11:45] <Fuck_Islam> committing frotteurism on girls at every press conference
[01:11:48] <takyon> Webb's pretty good. I liked Chafee though
[01:12:03] <takyon> you realize Biden won't be Vice President anymore, right?
[01:12:03] <Fuck_Islam> Biden is a JEW. He dosen't need to be good at anything he does.
[01:12:08] <xhedit> chafee is a jackass imo
[01:12:31] <Fuck_Islam> Chafee is a goddamn mormon.
[01:12:38] <SirFinkus> the QUASIDEADS
[01:12:40] <xhedit> webb is that weird blend of not totally dissembling politican
[01:13:00] <SirFinkus> NECROPOLIS
[01:13:03] <Fuck_Islam> I want Ron Paul for Prez, Webb for veep
[01:13:12] <xhedit> i'd vote that ticket
[01:13:16] <takyon> Ron ded
[01:13:38] <Fuck_Islam> I also like Tulsi gabbard
[01:13:38] <takyon> you can only have Rand now. except you can't, ever
[01:13:39] <Fuck_Islam> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:13:41] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Wiki: Tulsi Gabbard
[01:13:51] <xhedit> rand is an inferior ron paul clone
[01:13:57] <Fuck_Islam> She would be a good option to run in MUH VAGINA race
[01:14:12] <xhedit> yeah i'm ok with tulsi too
[01:14:22] <Deucalion> Evening all.
[01:14:28] <takyon> in november I'm either going to write in https://en.wikipedia.org or vote for Gary Johnson to bolster his numbers
[01:14:29] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Wiki: Zoltan Istvan
[01:14:30] <xhedit> anyone who sez fuck the DNC is cool
[01:14:31] <Fuck_Islam> Sup Juggs.
[01:14:47] <xhedit> i am voting gary because i want LP to have over 5%
[01:14:49] <Fuck_Islam> takyon - Trump all the way, baby
[01:15:41] <takyon> Fuck_Islam: Hillary will win where I live, so I can vote for anybody. The transhumanist, the libertarian, the green, whatever
[01:16:03] <Deucalion> Seriously bad fucking day Fuck_Islam (rly? is it saturday already?). How's the lame trolltastic going?
[01:16:10] <Fuck_Islam> takyon, tramshumanism is nuts. Even I can see that.
[01:16:18] <takyon> Fuck_Islam: I'm nuts
[01:16:36] <takyon> *I'm with nuts
[01:16:46] <Fuck_Islam> Juggs, It wasn't too bad a day -- just had a little taste of Europe for a bit.
[01:17:11] <takyon> Lawrence of Arabia
[01:17:54] <Deucalion> I doubt you ever left podunk Fuck_Islam - what do you know of Europe?
[01:18:07] <takyon> boy does he have an answer for you
[01:18:27] <Fuck_Islam> Juggs, I know how how Arabs act when they think they can get away with anything they want.
[01:18:59] <Fuck_Islam> You can take the redneck out of the podunk, but you can't take the podunk out of the redneck ;)
[01:19:13] <Deucalion> Fuck_Islam, errrr OK... so it's Arabs now that are in the firing line... what all of them? Care to narrow it down a little?
[01:19:47] <takyon> <Fuck_Islam> some rude Arabs were holding up the line in the store earlier. So I called them out publicly, "rude-ass Arabs. Learn some culture and manners". In the parking lot I called them "Arab scum" and the man started screaming at me and flailing his arms. This ain't eurabia, buddy. Lay a finger on me and get dropped.
[01:19:56] <takyon> that should make things more clear
[01:20:02] <Fuck_Islam> Hahahaha
[01:20:39] <Deucalion> Completely made up of course, never fucking happened. but whatever. /me yawns
[01:20:59] <xhedit> are you telling me ethanol fueled is full of shit? naaaaah
[01:21:12] <Fuck_Islam> Juggs, even if it were true, that bastard was screaming in public. No self-control whasovever.
[01:21:38] <Fuck_Islam> I was an asshole, granted, but at least I retained control over the modulation of my voice.
[01:23:08] <Deucalion> The imaginary rude Arab was screaming and flailing arms in public. I don't see how that would happen. Perhaps you have some weird fucked up RudeArab GO app that overlays Rude Arabs throwing shoes when ou look around you via your phone or something.
[01:23:59] <Fuck_Islam> Juggs, that's an awesome idea. After I graduate I'm going to make an app about it.
[01:24:04] <Deucalion> This arm flailing out of control Arab... how did you discern that thy were indeed an Arab>
[01:24:10] <SirFinkus> so apparently some lady tripped during the olympics and fucked her shit up, but finished the race, and people are like "so brave"
[01:24:23] <SirFinkus> what's brave about that?
[01:24:33] <Fuck_Islam> Deucalion, I determined he was by the company he was with -- specifically, the hijab-clad women.
[01:24:57] <xhedit> you ever tried to run on a fucked up leg? shits hard
[01:25:17] <SirFinkus> yeah, but not brave
[01:25:22] <SirFinkus> it hurts
[01:25:30] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, don't start... the medya here is practically wetting itself with reports about the UK coming 2nd or something.
[01:25:47] <Fuck_Islam> Fink, this oympics is the jokiest of jokes.
[01:25:50] <takyon> SirFinkus: you're being nitpicky. Finishing the race after fucking up is a classic story that is repeated time and time again
[01:25:52] <xhedit> i don't go so far as a brave but you get a medal for sticking to it
[01:25:52] * SirFinkus rolls his eyes at the olympics
[01:26:01] <xhedit> a participation medal
[01:26:16] <takyon> a Chuck-e-Cheese medallion
[01:26:25] <SirFinkus> you probably get one if you injure yourself too
[01:26:34] <takyon> Purple Heart
[01:26:51] <Fuck_Islam> The Olympics werent as big a joke as they are now, with Brazil's green pool, sewage sea, and human limbs washing ashore.
[01:26:52] <SirFinkus> does that go right next to the visa logos on their uniforms?
[01:27:14] <Fuck_Islam> The committee must have been bribed big-time to allow the Olympics in Rio
[01:27:24] <Deucalion> Fuck_Islam, so the presence of hijab-clad wearing women in the vicinity of a male makes you think "Arab". Wow.... you got some learning to do boy.
[01:27:25] <takyon> it's the first Olympics in South America
[01:27:36] <xhedit> the IOC makes FIFA look like amateurs
[01:27:50] <takyon> International Olympic Corruption
[01:27:53] <SirFinkus> off to crematoria
[01:28:02] <Fuck_Islam> Juggs - The ends in the incident justified the means. Logic is often not nearly as powerful as instinct.
[01:28:04] <SirFinkus> not sure why they're calling him a breeder
[01:28:32] <Deucalion> Fuck_Islam, that made no sense and you no it
[01:29:17] Fuck_Islam is now known as Islam_aint_all_bad
[01:29:42] <SirFinkus> NECROMONGERS
[01:29:48] <SirFinkus> every time
[01:29:56] <Islam_aint_all_bad> Fink, I thought you had better taste than that.
[01:30:06] <Islam_aint_all_bad> Are you watching that for the sweaty men?
[01:30:14] <SirFinkus> shitty movies are great
[01:30:23] <xhedit> riddick 2 is a great mediocre movie
[01:30:59] * Islam_aint_all_bad is feeling nervous....Deucalion has an itchy trigger-finger....I can feel it.
[01:31:01] <xhedit> it was fun, something movies are sorely lacking these days
[01:31:08] <SirFinkus> it's in the ingeon system, of course
[01:31:35] <Deucalion> I wonder why countries even volunteer to host the Olympics.... always seems to result in a massive overspend at public expense with some vague promise of a "sporting legacy" but results in derelict stadia. I can only guess someone gets rich along the way.
[01:31:50] <SirFinkus> it's all a money laundering operation
[01:31:55] <xhedit> massive kickbacks all up the chain
[01:32:26] <xhedit> your favorite local contractor gets paid millions to make shitty arenas
[01:32:36] <xhedit> they pay back etc
[01:32:53] <Islam_aint_all_bad> xhedit, it is a well-known fact that hosting the olympics is bad for the host
[01:33:11] <xhedit> sure it's bad for the budget but all the pols that push it through get paid so why do they care
[01:33:27] <xhedit> they got theirs.
[01:33:49] <takyon> not enough people care or know about the IOC corruption to make it an issue
[01:34:20] <Deucalion> Islam_aint_all_bad, my patience has expired for the day for sure. But my trigger finger is on a cold beer right now. Just don't go all caps NIGGERS rage and I'll probably be able to keep it that way.
[01:34:22] <SirFinkus> riddick just humped a guy to death
[01:34:46] * takyon kicks Deucalion for using a bad word
[01:35:10] <Deucalion> fuxk off takyon you know what I meant
[01:35:31] <takyon> yes, let me feel that raw emotion
[01:35:32] <takyon> mmmmh
[01:36:03] <Deucalion> lucky to feel any emotion from me... I'm actually a bot programmed by juggs :)
[01:36:21] <takyon> I'll take whatever I can get
[01:36:37] <Deucalion> can't fuck bits n bytes
[01:36:41] <Islam_aint_all_bad> Sometimes I still think this is all a Bot civilization programmed for Barrabas' PH.D Thesis.
[01:37:00] <Islam_aint_all_bad> BRB
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[01:37:23] <takyon> http://www.nature.com
[01:37:25] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Ethics: Taming our technologies : Nature : Nature Research
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[01:38:09] <Deucalion> wb
[01:38:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Thank you, sir.
[01:39:47] <Deucalion> sir? I'm a bot and have juggs in me. sir seems inappropriate at this time
[01:40:12] <takyon> huge male tits
[01:40:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, I was in the military. "Sir" and "Ma'am" are reflexes.
[01:40:58] <pinchy> this is edison carter coming to you live and direct from soylent.tv
[01:41:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I like how women blush when you say "ma'am" and giggle and say, "Don't call me that, it makes me sound old! tee hee!"
[01:41:42] <Ethanol-fueled> pinchy, We should do a Soylent Podcast
[01:42:00] <takyon> let's get right into the news
[01:42:04] <Ethanol-fueled> ANd feature the "asshole hour" with Ethanol-fueled
[01:42:16] <takyon> so, the whole podcast is the asshole hour?
[01:42:31] <Deucalion> Gotta be careful on the lines between polite, obsequious and out and out creepy mofo.
[01:43:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Good point Juggs
[01:44:11] <SirFinkus> I kind of want to fuck the animated lady in the pop tart commercial I keep seeing
[01:44:15] <Ethanol-fueled> It's like in Peanuts, when Marcie called Patty "sir"
[01:44:30] * Ethanol-fueled finally realizes how fucked up that comic was
[01:44:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, can you post link?
[01:44:53] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com look at this smug cunt
[01:44:54] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Pop-Tarts Commercial 2016 Soda Pop - YouTube
[01:45:35] <Ethanol-fueled> "can't hold your soda, boys?" * Licks lips
[01:45:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Pretty hot
[01:46:05] <Deucalion> lol the art of suggestion
[01:46:22] <pinchy> hah that SirFinkus is like some old horn dog, wasnt he mentioning before about wanting to band some old botox liver lips milf on riddick?
[01:46:50] <pinchy> now settles for line art
[01:46:51] <SirFinkus> consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
[01:47:03] <takyon> fuck a black and white cartoon? why not?
[01:47:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I find this to be hilarious - This is a DEODORANT commercial.
[01:47:20] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:47:21] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Dove | Amazing Moments | Louisa Rob - YouTube
[01:47:53] <SirFinkus> http://www.themoviescene.co.uk this lady
[01:48:29] <SirFinkus> oooooooh shit a prophecy
[01:48:57] <pinchy> ive been watching airwolf lately
[01:49:28] <Ethanol-fueled> 80s shows are the best
[01:49:29] <pinchy> that heifer in the show looks pretty good, but imdb shows she got really fat no long after
[01:50:01] <Ethanol-fueled> What's wrong with big girls, pinchy?
[01:50:31] <pinchy> heres one http://www.imdb.com
[01:50:32] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Kristina Wayborn - IMDb
[01:51:15] <pinchy> also been watching spencer for hire
[01:52:35] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:52:35] <DiversityInitiative> ^✓ 03The Misfits - Let's Blow This Town (92/187) - YouTube
[01:53:31] <xhedit> the worst disappointment is fat girls with small tittays
[01:53:37] <Deucalion> ye gads mention of Airwolf takes me back to the days of shows like Sledgehammer and Eliminator (Edward Woodward) - prolly didn;t get the latter in the US. Corny vigilante crud aired over terrestial back in the day.
[01:54:02] <pinchy> hah if u like em big then today is no better time to be alive
[01:54:15] <takyon> hahah
[01:54:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Big girls are great
[01:54:28] <SirFinkus> LUPUS 5
[01:54:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chairman of Trump's Presidential Campaign Resigns Amid Pro-Russia Lobbying Scandal - http://sylnt.us - he's-been-rubled
[01:54:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Good lovers, good cooks
[01:54:42] <Ethanol-fueled> manageable problems
[01:54:53] <pinchy> ah yea sledge hammer was prolly my fav, i remember they released it without the laugh track
[01:54:55] <takyon> "Good cooks" - or big consumers of TV dinners and pizza
[01:55:22] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, you can buy their soul for 3 rolled tacos.
[01:55:29] <xhedit> I'm picky, i only like big girls with cute faces
[01:56:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Queen's "Fat bottomed girls" is probably the most timeless song ever.
[01:56:27] <Deucalion> pinchy, I can't even remember who played the lead role in SledgeHammer - was it Dolph Lundgrum? (sp.) Silly shit I stayed up late to wach in my teens
[01:57:08] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:57:08] <DiversityInitiative> ^✓ 03Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) - YouTube
[01:57:16] <pinchy> David Rasche apperntly
[01:57:29] <pinchy> oh yea that lady in seldgehammer was pretty good looking too
[01:57:45] <pinchy> i remmeber there was an episode where she wore a bikini
[01:58:15] <Deucalion> I never got that "You don't look at the mantle piece while stoking the fire" thing.
[01:58:50] <pinchy> http://4.bp.blogspot.com
[01:59:27] <pinchy> didnt he try to shoot out the light in his frig. and would shoot the tv to turn it ogg
[01:59:54] <pinchy> and always remember he the intro has him pulling out a bazooka to blow up a building to get one guy
[02:00:56] <Deucalion> no idea. It was of its time and seemed fun to watch. I don;t care to revisit it now, it would destroy memories to do so.
[02:02:44] <pinchy> a few years ago i watched the rockford files. that was pretty good
[02:02:50] <Deucalion> And that image... a women in a bikini... who knows, probably did fnd it hot as a teenage hormone enraged youth. Now... well yes, it's a woman.
[02:03:53] <takyon> did someone say burkini
[02:04:04] * Ethanol-fueled likes Murder, She Wrote
[02:04:13] <Ethanol-fueled> That comfortable theme song.
[02:04:19] <takyon> I remember that
[02:04:28] <takyon> a PBS hit
[02:06:18] <Deucalion> pinchy, I kinda want to revisit Hill St Blues - but I kinda know it would be a disappointment. Much like watching The Wire will be be in 2020. These great shows live and die in their own time and I don't think they deserve to be dug up and viewed again through some flawed retrospective lens. Just let them lay as great shows of their time.
[02:06:36] <Ethanol-fueled> And it teaches you a lot of good life lessons - like that it's easy to murder with phenobarbitol.
[02:06:44] <pinchy> haha
[02:07:16] <pinchy> murder she wrote was just too serious and predictable
[02:07:22] <takyon> Life hack: put a $0.99 AC 64 oz jug of lemonade in the freezer for 8 hours. Then have lemonade icees
[02:07:31] <Ethanol-fueled> pinchy, it was good for a kid.
[02:08:20] <pinchy> i really liked "the prisoner" saw it on dvd several years ago
[02:08:32] <Ethanol-fueled> I hated other grown-up shows my parents watched - Cheers, M*A*S*H
[02:08:47] <Deucalion> which version of "The Prisoner"
[02:09:01] <takyon> I wonder if that thing about M*A*S*H and water use during the finale is true
[02:09:12] <pinchy> thats british show from the 60s
[02:09:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Cheers and M*A*S*H are awesome shows, just didn't appreciate them as a kid.
[02:10:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Makes me laugh now, that AIRWOLF was an adult show
[02:10:51] <Deucalion> pinchy, I am a Brit but "The Prisoner" has been remade so may times it's hard to know
[02:11:24] <Deucalion> I am not a number I am a free man / HAHAHAA you are number 6
[02:11:31] <pinchy> http://www.imdb.com
[02:11:33] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03The Prisoner (TV Series 1967–1968) - IMDb
[02:11:49] <Deucalion> pinchy, you would probably like Day of the Triffids
[02:12:04] <Deucalion> also Hotchcocks The Bords
[02:12:08] <Deucalion> lol
[02:12:13] <pinchy> only remake i see is one from 2009
[02:12:46] <pinchy> also the twilight zone was neat, outerlimits
[02:13:14] <Deucalion> Hitchcock's The Birds.... scary movie once you accept the black n white and the stilted acting... it's a dark treatening movie
[02:13:34] <takyon> it's good
[02:14:01] * Deucalion is not a film buff
[02:14:11] <takyon> the limitations of the time helped that movie
[02:14:23] <takyon> well, you may not be a film buff, but you'll love Birdemic
[02:14:42] <Deucalion> Anyone bothered to see the latest Bourne film?
[02:14:51] <takyon> nope. 2 many
[02:14:56] <pinchy> i remember listening to some westerns and thrillers on the radio. those were pretty good to goto sleep to
[02:14:59] <takyon> i'll watch dat shit on Kodi
[02:15:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Radio shows are great.
[02:15:24] <takyon> http://www.imdb.com
[02:15:25] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) - IMDb
[02:15:43] <Deucalion> sounds like Sharknado or something
[02:16:21] <Ethanol-fueled> In fact, that's what's good about all old media - the listener is left to "fill in the blanks" with their imagination.
[02:16:35] <Deucalion> nailed it
[02:16:38] <takyon> imagination is for pussies
[02:16:41] <takyon> VIRTUAL REALITY BABY
[02:16:43] <pinchy> i think that was rifftraxed
[02:16:46] <takyon> get dat anime waifu
[02:17:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck VR.
[02:17:22] * SirFinkus claims the pop tart... tart
[02:17:24] <takyon> We got that too!
[02:17:31] <takyon> It's called VR PORN
[02:17:53] <xhedit> i like my google cardboard. it's good fun on a budget
[02:17:59] <takyon> now you can get cucked in 3DFPPOVVR
[02:18:18] <Deucalion> The "horror" is left to be personalised in the imagination of he viewer not CGI'd up in the face such that it cannot be believed. I think Se7en was the changeover from imagination to CGI we'll just show it all
[02:19:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, Se7en was an awesome movie. I always like Freeman and Pitt's dorkiness was cloying all throughout the movie, but was leveraged at the end.
[02:20:04] <Ethanol-fueled> It worked because Se7en was a police procedural, not an alien world.
[02:21:38] <pinchy> oh god what was the tv show that ending tripod cameras
[02:21:42] <pinchy> NYPD blue
[02:21:44] <Deucalion> Se7en was graphic for the time, but it still had an element that made the imagination work overtime with the plot an the horrific story. Since then, horrors just seem to be CGI blood fests that are not disturbing at all. A good horror should disturb on the emotional level in my book.
[02:21:53] <pinchy> that shaky cam worst invention ever
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[02:22:43] <pinchy> even video games are using that mess now
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[02:23:14] <Ethanol-fueled> What's that camera technique where they play it in slow motion, then speed it back up again? Sports are using it now.
[02:23:38] <Deucalion> Just a high FPS capture
[02:23:57] <pinchy> bullet time? where they slow it down while they catch a bal or something?
[02:24:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, something like that.
[02:25:17] <Deucalion> yup. Camera capturing >1000fps or some shit. Can only imagine you don't store that on an SD card :D
[02:25:49] <pinchy> there was some math channel on youtube where they interview famous mathemticians. and even in that they would constantly shake the camera during the interview like they were being hip. they got these high def cameras and just wiggle it like some moron
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[02:26:21] <pinchy> like spend 1000s on camera but throw the tripod away
[02:26:34] <takyon> terrible
[02:26:55] <pinchy> i wouldnt be surprisded if they made special wiggle tripods to enable the 'effect'
[02:28:00] <SirFinkus> the killer sun is a pretty good gimmick
[02:28:03] <Deucalion> Ooh... rummaging through my memories.. Wanted (2008) - that's a good one because it takes the piss out of the genre. No cerebral content, but a funny idling film.
[02:29:09] * Deucalion expires
[02:32:47] <Ethanol-fueled> This triggered me as a kid.
[02:32:50] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[02:32:51] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Terminator 2 ending scene - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[02:43:06] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:43:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, I just had a good cry.
[02:43:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Watching the end of T2.
[02:44:19] <Ethanol-fueled> FUcking hilarious that they used mac assembly language
[02:44:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Ethanol-fueled
[02:44:33] * MrPlow smakes Ethanol-fueled upside the head with bunged up data
[02:44:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup
[02:44:51] <takyon> hi
[02:44:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Good evening, Buzzard.
[02:45:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Takyon,
[02:45:28] <Bytram> ~gday #Soylent
[02:45:29] * exec $adverb generates a small script that substitutes an exfat volume of baconated grapefruit for #Soylent
[02:45:41] <Bytram> bacon++
[02:45:41] <Bender> karma - bacon: 318
[02:45:44] <takyon> Ethanol-fueled?
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[02:46:37] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, it's an acknowledgement.
[02:46:42] <Bytram> Ethanol-fueled sounds like a top-fueled dragster
[02:46:51] <Bytram> ;)
[02:47:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Marty, I wish. Fortunately I have friends who do run dragsters.
[02:48:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Rednecks of the highest calibre.
[02:48:20] <Bytram> so, they like to wear women's clothes? Or is that the wrong type of drag? ;)
[02:48:42] <Ethanol-fueled> They like to run loud and fast machines.
[02:49:01] <Ethanol-fueled> The kind that spew fire out the ass-end.
[02:49:08] <Bytram> well... a Harley has half of that covered...
[02:49:24] * Bytram can handle the other part after a dinner at the local Chinese restaurant
[02:49:41] <Bytram> extra-spicey++
[02:50:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Chink eateries test you from one to ten.
[02:50:07] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles at his latest sub
[02:50:26] <Bytram> Ethanol-fueled: how so?
[02:50:50] <takyon> I've been in here for so many minutes
[02:50:59] <takyon> damn I want Zen
[02:51:21] <Bytram> and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
[02:51:35] <takyon> and the art of making good CPUs
[02:51:46] <Bytram> virtually
[02:51:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> and the art of making good sammiches
[02:51:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich
[02:51:56] * MrPlow whips up a mustard sammich for TheMightyBuzzard
[02:52:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i said GOOD, damnit
[02:52:19] * TheMightyBuzzard sends MrPlow back to chef school
[02:52:31] <Bytram> #sammich
[02:52:31] * MrPlow whips up a creampuff sammich for Bytram
[02:52:36] <Bytram> yum!
[02:52:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Marty, Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintanence is bullshit.
[02:53:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, https://soylentnews.org
[02:53:31] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03SN Submission by The Mighty Buzzard: Counterpoint: Trolls Will Save the World
[02:53:41] * Bytram never read it, but heard some good things about it back=in-the-day
[02:54:04] <Bytram> when all else fails, do something superficial: http://arstechnica.com
[02:54:05] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Mozilla is changing its look—and asking the Internet for feedback | Ars Technica
[02:54:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Marty, it's a dumn book. I never liked it.
[02:54:24] <Bytram> like I said, never reda it. have no personal view towards it one way or the other.
[02:54:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, books are good, yo
[02:54:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube read a book
[02:54:38] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:54:50] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: good books are good... /me has read a few very not good books
[02:55:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I love books. I'm a Dostoevsky fan myself.
[02:55:14] <Ethanol-fueled> But lots of books are trash.
[02:55:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> Seuss fan myself
[02:55:34] <Bytram> DrSeuss++
[02:55:34] <Bender> karma - drseuss: 1
[02:55:52] <Ethanol-fueled> GROSS. Seuss is Jew shit.
[02:57:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich Ethanol-fueled
[02:57:44] * MrPlow sneaks up behind Ethanol-fueled and cuts their throat
[02:57:44] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced Ethanol-fueled's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[02:58:08] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:58:08] <DiversityInitiative> ^✓ 031st UK Album (FULL) - YouTube
[02:59:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> that better not be some kinda techno or electronica bs
[02:59:26] <Ethanol-fueled> It aint.
[02:59:37] <Ethanol-fueled> It's Awesome jams.
[03:00:01] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[03:01:54] * Bytram can read sigh language
[03:02:06] <Bytram> #smake Bytram
[03:02:06] * MrPlow smakes Bytram upside the head with yo mama
[03:02:56] <takyon> gonna finalize that mead tomorrow
[03:02:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[03:02:58] * exec points at Bytram
[03:03:08] <mecctro> mmmead
[03:03:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> cleared up already? that was fast.
[03:03:49] <takyon> nah it doesn't look that clear tho
[03:03:57] <takyon> i'll take a picture later
[03:04:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should be able to see through it in a well lit room.
[03:05:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> it did stop bubbling though, yes?
[03:06:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[03:06:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[03:06:39] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 120
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[03:07:21] <mecctro> Any chance any of you slags use retroshare?
[03:07:42] <Bytram> notme
[03:10:06] <Bytram> I'm curious... what *is* retroshare?
[03:11:05] <mecctro> from what I gather a p2p file / etc sharing application
[03:11:37] <Bytram> kind of like bitlocker?
[03:11:54] <Bytram> but with a more public location for the files, I'd suppose.
[03:12:44] <Bytram> ~g retroshare
[03:12:46] <exec> [google] retroshare.org/
[03:12:52] <Bytram> :/
[03:12:58] <mecctro> lol
[03:13:03] <mecctro> https://github.com
[03:13:04] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03GitHub - RetroShare/RetroShare: RetroShare is a Free and Open Source cross-platform, Friend-2-Friend and secure decentralised communication platform. (upstream Repository)
[03:13:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i just use apache
[03:13:45] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ Touche
[03:13:45] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 253
[03:14:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://tmb.dedyn.io
[03:17:57] <mecctro> why not SMB?
[03:18:03] <mecctro> I hear that's doing well these days
[03:18:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause nfs > smb
[03:18:19] <Bytram> Sever Message Blocks?
[03:18:22] <Bytram> ~g smb
[03:18:24] <exec> [google] https://msdn.microsoft.com(v=vs.85).aspx
[03:18:28] <Bytram> ~g SMB
[03:18:29] <exec> [google] https://msdn.microsoft.com(v=vs.85).aspx
[03:18:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g smb
[03:18:32] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "In computer networking, Server Message Block (SMB), one version of which was also known as Common Internet File System operates as an application-layer ..."
[03:18:46] <Bytram> ahhh CIFS.
[03:19:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> closely related but not quite. smb evolved out of cifs
[03:19:14] <mecctro> ^
[03:19:19] <mecctro> among other things
[03:19:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i use nfs for lan sharing and apache or bittorrent for external sharing
[03:20:35] <mecctro> I really don't have any interest in the application, moreso the protocol "turtle"
[03:20:58] <mecctro> and this is really the only existing application that uses it that I could find.
[03:23:09] <mecctro> Been on a binge looking at older distributed data protocols looking for inspiration
[03:25:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Social Engineering Dementia - http://sylnt.us - repeat-reassure-and-redirect
[03:28:34] <takyon> yeah it definitely stopped bubbling, but it's not all that clear
[03:28:56] <takyon> i'll check it again with a flashlight but I mean the thing looks thick
[03:40:16] * Bytram notices the time
[03:40:27] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:40:39] <Bytram|away> ~gnight #Soylent
[03:40:41] * exec figuratively farts a massive fart some chewy chunks of pain at #Soylent
[03:41:02] <Bytram|away> dept of redundancy department, eh?
[04:00:49] <SirFinkus> time for another bond movie
[04:03:17] <SirFinkus> oh, nevermind
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[04:13:02] <mecctro> "Octopussy"
[04:25:14] <SirFinkus> I'm watching a documentary on drilling rigs
[04:25:24] <SirFinkus> there's a "jacking control room"
[04:25:31] <SirFinkus> and peter is pumping right now
[04:26:16] <mecctro> Oh, I bet
[04:29:52] <SirFinkus> anders bone hanson
[04:29:57] <SirFinkus> they have to making this up
[04:30:12] <SirFinkus> "lets go to the forward leg and start there"
[04:32:05] <SirFinkus> "unleashing a frothing fury"
[04:38:06] <SirFinkus> "the front leg has penetrated into the bottom"
[04:44:10] <mecctro> A shot for each homoerotic quotation and you'd be covered in shit and semen by now
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[05:27:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Astronauts Prepare Spacewalk to Install New Docking Port - http://sylnt.us
[07:01:26] <SirFinkus> "oh star trek is on"
[07:01:28] * SirFinkus tunes in
[07:01:41] <SirFinkus> "oh, it's a holodeck episode"
[07:01:43] <SirFinkus> fuck
[07:13:13] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[07:26:35] <chromas> Why wasn't the bridge just a holodeck program?
[07:28:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FEC to Crack Down on Fictitious Filings to Discourage Deez Nuts - http://sylnt.us - not-Deez-Nuts-—-Doze-Nuts!
[08:00:42] <SirFinkus> watching the 5th element now
[08:00:47] <SirFinkus> this is great
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[09:30:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber Buys Autonomous Truck Startup Otto - http://sylnt.us - that-is-a-lot-bigger-than-a-car
[11:01:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Freelance Writer Describes Jury Duty - http://sylnt.us - government-of,-by,-and-for-the-people-on-its-deathbed
[11:02:43] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[12:20:23] <Bytram|away> SirFinkus: 5th element? definitely a fun flick! /me tries to remember the lead actress's name... found it; Milla Jovovich
[12:20:29] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[12:20:33] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:20:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2810
[12:20:37] <Bytram> !uid
[12:20:37] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6328, owned by quietus
[12:32:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Counterpoint: Trolls Will Save the World - http://sylnt.us - oxford-comma-—-use-it!
[13:47:50] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: your submission just went live; prepare for some 'discussion' =) https://soylentnews.org
[13:47:51] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03SN article:  Counterpoint: Trolls Will Save the World 04(10 comments)
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[14:04:32] <Bytram> whereto? http://www.geeknik.net
[14:04:38] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03Fuzzing Perl: A Tale of Two American Fuzzy Lops | adventures in fuzzing
[14:34:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jazz Master Bobby Hutcherson Dies at 75 - http://sylnt.us - you-know-they've-got-a-hell-of-a-band
[14:50:57] <Gravis> hilarious, modded troll and insightful within a short period of time! https://soylentnews.org
[14:51:03] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03SN comment by [02Gravis (4596)] (02Score:2, Insightful)
[14:52:08] <Gravis> i guess TheMightyBuzzard didn't like my points :P
[14:54:30] <Runaway1956> Huh? You had a point?
[15:17:13] <Gravis> Runaway1956: now that's trolling. ;)
[15:20:59] <Bytram> ~submit http://arstechnica.com
[15:21:33] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
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[15:33:34] <Bytram> this is a fun one...
[15:33:35] <Bytram> ~submit http://99percentinvisible.org
[15:34:09] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[15:35:55] <Bytram> time to get ready for work
[15:35:56] <Bytram> afk
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[15:57:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, i didn't even read the discussion on the last one. Was out all that day and too tired to bother when i got home.
[15:57:28] * TheMightyBuzzard hides back in afkland
[15:58:21] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[15:58:35] * Bytram|away goes off to work... hope to be back laters
[16:08:13] <takyon> the color of the mead is about the same as it was before I put the campden tablets in
[16:08:39] <takyon> I guess this is the part where I'll have to wait another month and a half for it to age to some amount of clearness
[16:09:34] <takyon> put in campden tablets a week ago
[16:23:47] <Gravis> burn! https://soylentnews.org
[16:23:48] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03SN comment by [02pe1rxq (844)] (02Score:5, Touché)
[16:35:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EFF on Government-Sponsored Hacking - http://sylnt.us
[16:41:32] <pinchy> push button recieve bacon
[17:06:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Folding@Home - Team SoylentNews About to Reach a Milestone! - http://sylnt.us - let's-hear-it-for-the-team
[18:37:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Eight-Point Wish-List to Punish Aggressive Drivers and Make Our Roads Safe - http://sylnt.us - this-is-safer?
[19:02:23] <Runaway1956> http://i217.photobucket.com
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[19:57:13] <Runaway1956> tell cmn32480 "welcome back"
[19:57:18] <Runaway1956> oops
[19:57:31] <Runaway1956> ~tell cmn32480 "welcome back"
[20:04:28] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.nytimes.com
[20:04:28] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[20:08:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Canadian Cops Want a Law That Forces People to Hand Over Encryption Passwords - http://sylnt.us - what-privacy?
[20:15:15] <xhedit> fuzzing perl haha
[20:15:53] <Runaway1956> Pearl is growing pubes?
[20:16:07] <xhedit> it's growing segfaults
[20:16:25] <Runaway1956> Ahhhhh - so that's what they call it these days.
[20:17:24] <xhedit> i need to learn afl
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[20:21:38] <Ethanol-fueled> SN has been great in terms of content lately..
[20:21:55] <Runaway1956> I typed into Google "i need to learn afl"
[20:22:03] <Runaway1956> got this http://www.theage.com.au
[20:22:07] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03AFL 2016: Roos need to learn to run rampant
[20:22:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I saw your story. I was trashed and listening to music last night so I didnt acknowledge it, but the counterpoint idea was pretty awesome.
[20:23:10] <xhedit> http://lcamtuf.coredump.cx if you want a real url runaway
[20:23:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Runaway, so what is AFL? Besides Australian and American Football League
[20:23:11] <DiversityInitiative> ^ 03american fuzzy lop
[20:23:56] <Runaway1956> I dunno - we gotta ask xhedit
[20:24:05] <xhedit> it's a fuzzer.
[20:24:17] <Runaway1956> Google also gave me hits that include "assessment for learning"
[20:24:21] <Ethanol-fueled> I know what a fuzzer is.
[20:24:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Pretty Awesome page
[20:25:01] <Runaway1956> btw - don't tell themightybuzzard that he's awesome
[20:25:13] <Runaway1956> it may go to his head
[20:25:29] <Runaway1956> if that happened, he wouldn't be nearly so awesome
[20:26:17] <xhedit> i should do some ctfs too.. never really been my thing but I had a job interview set recently that was like, here's a pile of assembly and some bins they produced, tell us the sekrit message
[20:27:08] <Ethanol-fueled> xhedit, that sounds as fun as a kick in the pants.
[20:27:25] <xhedit> I like that sort of thing. I may be a bit of a masochist
[20:27:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Mad props to those who have the zeal to pick apart binaries and dick with assembler all day.
[20:28:03] * Ethanol-fueled wants to get a boring Java/SQL job
[20:28:14] <xhedit> it's been kind of a hobby ever since I started doing that shit to hack games.
[20:28:46] <xhedit> java annoys me more than asm
[20:29:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Java annoys a lot of people because its hip to bash Java
[20:29:33] <xhedit> I legit don't like it.. now, VB6, that was hip to bash
[20:29:45] <xhedit> i secretly liked VB6 though
[20:30:11] <Ethanol-fueled> that whole "start the loop count at 1" thing was annoying though
[20:30:20] <xhedit> oh god, yeah
[20:30:22] <xhedit> and variants
[20:30:44] <xhedit> ever try to deal with safearray bs in c++?
[20:30:45] * Ethanol-fueled uses variants in...C#
[20:31:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Nope.
[20:32:07] <xhedit> I don't miss COM
[20:32:22] <pinchy> Ethanol cracked corn and i dont care
[20:34:02] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to graduate in like a month and when that happens I'm not going to even look at code for at least a few months
[20:34:33] <xhedit> that was me for like 3 years after graduation
[20:34:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Just hang out at the beach after work and feed booze to my bulbous gut.
[20:34:57] <xhedit> totally burnt out on programming and computers
[20:35:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, it's exhausting.
[20:35:25] * Runaway1956 sweeps up the ashes to scatter off of a cliff
[20:35:30] <Ethanol-fueled> The program I'm in was totally lopsoded in difficulty. The first half was super-easy, then it got all fuckhard
[20:35:38] <xhedit> not because I don't like them, but because college sucks dicks
[20:35:46] <Ethanol-fueled> college does suck dicks.
[20:36:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Especially when you're old and don't get to swill beer in the dorms all day without looking like a creep.
[20:36:38] <xhedit> the only actual hard courses in my program were compiler and some math courses.. I don't know, maybe that shit would be easy now that i can actually hear.
[20:37:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Do you have a bionic ear?
[20:37:26] <xhedit> but it was full of pull your teeth classes taught by an old hag that uses the dinosaur book and doesn't understand the problem set
[20:37:28] <xhedit> i do now.
[20:37:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Like an implant?
[20:37:32] <xhedit> yep
[20:37:38] <Ethanol-fueled> What was it like when you first heard sounds?
[20:37:49] <xhedit> oh, i could hear. just not well enough to understand anyone
[20:38:22] <xhedit> so sounds aren't new.. i had almost okay hearing as a kid.
[20:38:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Now you can hear how shitty modern pop music sounds.
[20:39:09] <Ethanol-fueled> THe computer arch class I'm taking now is probably the hardest class in the program
[20:39:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Discrete math is a bitch as well...I'm a total retard when it comes to combinatorics
[20:40:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, having to implement pseudoinstructions in hardware.....fucking sucks
[20:40:17] <xhedit> i had discrete math in comm college. taught by a 80 year old decrepit crackhead who would randomly throw chalk and charge at the seats while screaming about mathematical induction
[20:40:39] <xhedit> high marks on the tests were in the 40s
[20:41:21] <xhedit> i actually learned combinatorics in graph theory though. that was a great class
[20:41:38] <xhedit> way better than any of my actual cs courses
[20:42:57] <xhedit> so computer arch do they have you making an alu in verilog or some other bs?
[20:46:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Nah, it's baby shit. MIPS, some assembler, pipelining etc.
[20:46:54] <Ethanol-fueled> logic gates, block diagram-level stuff
[20:47:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Arduino projects
[20:47:26] <Ethanol-fueled> It would have been nice if they taught pipelining BEFORE having us start assembler
[20:49:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Lots of dicking around with this:
[20:49:20] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.cise.ufl.edu
[20:50:49] <xhedit> guess they can't afford extra pixels for legibility
[20:51:14] <Ethanol-fueled> That's not the one we use, just one from a google search
[20:51:17] <Ethanol-fueled> poor quality
[20:56:45] <xhedit> i never had an arch class, that block diagram is only mildly comprehensible
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[21:39:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What is your Video / Monitor Setup? - http://sylnt.us - over-to-you
[23:10:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Business Source License: MariaDB has Gone Proprietary - http://sylnt.us - making-a-buck-developing-free-software
[23:12:50] <Tramtrist> are you freakin serious?
[23:12:59] <Tramtrist> does that mean what i think it means?
[23:13:02] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[23:13:02] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[23:13:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nap, that
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[23:28:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, baby. got over a hundred comments on a sunday.
[23:28:36] * TheMightyBuzzard flexes
[23:44:53] <mecctro> MariaDB - lol