#Soylent | Logs for 2016-09-01
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[00:08:13] <sea> I want to lick an ostrich.
[00:08:17] <sea> before I die
[00:09:49] <mecctro> Fuck a dolphin, I hear it's better
[00:10:45] <sea> ew
[00:11:49] <sea> Did someone actually compare the two?
[00:11:56] <sea> I can't believe someone did both..
[00:12:12] <mecctro> no, but everyone who's fucked dolphins said it was life-changing.
[00:12:47] <sea> o.O
[00:13:26] <mecctro> I'm serious, there is this one guy who's wrote whole books about it.
[00:14:24] <mecctro> It's not something I'd personally try, but it reminded me of what you said: There really are people like that out there.
[00:21:09] <sea> What did he say was so life-changing about it?
[00:21:36] <sea> It shouldn't be too hard to construct an artificial dolphin, complete with all of the requisite muscle contractions and timings, and have sex with that
[00:21:54] <sea> Or is it the dolphin itself? because you could always get someone to dress up like one..
[00:22:32] <sea> Unless there's some special unique dolphinity that can't be copied
[00:28:14] <muxer> i like to say dolph-ffinity, dophin affinity
[00:28:19] <muxer> dolphin too
[00:30:29] <sea> delf
[00:30:58] <sea> olph
[00:33:25] <sea> 11,000 <- Eleventy hundred
[00:39:26] <Runaway1956> Looks like sexually transmitted diseases are going to teach humanity all over again that monogamy might be a good idea
[00:39:59] <Runaway1956> https://soylentnews.org
[00:40:01] <CookiePuss> ^ 03SN article: World Health Organization: Gonorrhea Becoming Untreatable 04(26 comments)
[00:41:54] <Runaway1956> Could even help to spark a resurgence in religion . . .
[00:42:40] <chromas> Like feminism?
[00:43:18] <chromas> and PCism
[00:43:50] <Runaway1956> More like a resurgence in the patriarchal religions
[00:44:32] <chromas> down with science!
[00:45:10] <Runaway1956> the rules of the patriarchal religion were founded on science as understood by ancient man
[00:45:28] <Runaway1956> fucking everything that moves results in disease - so don't fuck everything that moves
[00:46:36] * chromas hides out in a cave; declares it forbidden and demands snackrifice
[00:47:49] * sea tosses a loaf of bread into chromas' cave
[00:48:56] * Runaway1956 urinates into a hole in the ground
[00:49:19] * chromas is pleased and decides to not burn down the crops today
[00:50:08] * Runaway1956 sees that chromas is happy on a diet of bread and water
[00:50:17] <sea> PCism is the next great threat to the civilization, I think
[00:50:59] <Runaway1956> Dogs understand a LOT MORE than we thought
[00:51:13] <Runaway1956> "If you can't eat it, fuck it, if you can't fuck it, piss on it."
[00:51:33] <Runaway1956> That is true wisdom, I say.
[00:51:38] sea is now known as sea{PC}
[00:52:02] <sea{PC}> Runaway1956: That's offensive to at least 144 different groups in at least 13 unique ways (for each group)
[00:52:15] <sea{PC}> Runaway1956: From now on, you're no-platformed.
[00:52:18] * sea{PC} calls to ban Runaway1956
[00:52:30] <Runaway1956> Transvestites invade Syria - http://aranews.net
[00:52:31] <CookiePuss> ^ 03Dressed up as women, ISIS militants try to infiltrate into Syrian town - ARA News
[00:52:41] <sea{PC}> lool
[00:52:44] <sea{PC}> hm
[00:53:00] <sea{PC}> I thought that would be against their wacko religion in some way
[00:53:03] <Runaway1956> Sea - being offensive is a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it to keep the non-people honest
[00:54:00] <Runaway1956> In a land where everyone wears robes, what's the difference between men's and women's dress?
[00:54:37] <Runaway1956> I guess women get burlap, and men get canvas?
[00:54:51] <sea{PC}> The women are required to wear lingerie beneath the robes.
[00:54:57] <sea{PC}> It's part of the religion.
[00:55:04] <sea{PC}> A little-known part.
[00:55:15] <Runaway1956> And, someone has the official position of inspecting the lingerie?
[00:55:22] <sea{PC}> That's right, the priests.
[00:55:41] <sea{PC}> It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
[00:55:57] <Runaway1956> "Come over here, bitch, I don't believe you've got a vagina hiding under those clothes!"
[00:56:48] <sea{PC}> ^^ Well, according to that story..there's a chance there's a dick under there
[00:57:20] <Runaway1956> Someone has to hold the title, "Master Dick Inspector"
[00:57:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ITT Tech: Enrollments Frozen by Regulators - http://sylnt.us - going-belly-up
[00:57:44] <Runaway1956> Then, there would have to be an under dick inspector
[00:57:50] <sea{PC}> Runaway1956: You're thinking of Catholicism..
[00:58:21] <chromas> They both have a special relationship with the boys
[00:58:23] <Runaway1956> No, the Catholics have thier Chief Kiddy Diddler
[00:58:48] <Runaway1956> Once the boys grow a beard, the priests lose interest in them
[00:58:56] <sea{PC}> lol
[00:59:44] <Runaway1956> Mothers have been known to paste beards on their babies to prevent the priests developing an interest
[01:00:50] <Runaway1956> Clinton sent classified information over her email server AFTER leaving state department
[01:03:39] <Runaway1956> Mexican president says he won't pay for a border wall, but promises to change his mind when a battalion of US Marines occupy his palace
[01:03:56] <Runaway1956> "From the halls of Montezuma . . . "
[01:04:04] <muxer> to the shores of tripoli
[01:04:22] <muxer> we will fight our country's battles
[01:04:36] <Runaway1956> Colonel Khaddafy already paid for his wall, LOL
[01:04:55] <sea{PC}> Wall?
[01:04:58] <muxer> he ded
[01:04:58] * sea{PC} lives on an island
[01:05:01] <sea{PC}> I have a moat.
[01:05:16] <sea{PC}> 4km deep, too.
[01:05:24] <sea{PC}> Y'all aint never crossing my moat!
[01:05:35] <Runaway1956> Do you got crocs in your moat?
[01:05:42] <sea{PC}> I gots me WHALES in my moat
[01:05:52] * Runaway1956 dons scuba gear
[01:06:10] <sea{PC}> oh no ya don't
[01:06:11] <Runaway1956> whales are cool, I just don't like the lizard people very much
[01:06:17] * chromas throws in some landwhales
[01:06:26] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[01:06:26] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[01:06:54] <Runaway1956> Buzzard, we're invading some island somewhere, you wanna do aerial recon for us?
[01:06:54] <sea{PC}> The buzzard!
[01:06:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[01:07:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> we as in #Soylent or we as in the US?
[01:07:27] <sea{PC}> There is no oil here! :(
[01:07:31] <sea{PC}> stay back!
[01:07:34] <sea{PC}> don't invade!
[01:07:40] <Runaway1956> we as in Soylent
[01:07:45] <sea{PC}> no copyright infringement, either
[01:07:58] <Runaway1956> we intend to infringe YOUR copyrights
[01:08:22] <Runaway1956> along with your women
[01:08:33] * Subsentient hits Runaway1956 and sea{PC} with the chunky vomit pressure hose
[01:08:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, nah. think i'm gonna infringe some copyrights then hit the sack. maybe tomorrow after i go grocery shoppin.
[01:09:11] <Runaway1956> sounds like a plan then - I gotta refill my scuba tanks anyway
[01:09:24] sea{PC} is now known as sea
[01:09:29] <sea> Subsentient: How's your init daemon?
[01:09:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> was we gonna invade that one built on the old oil drilling platform?
[01:09:50] <sea> Or your init system
[01:09:58] <sea> seaLand?
[01:10:00] <Subsentient> sea: Haven't been working on it lately, but it's on the agenda. I've elected to save the old one, not write a new one.
[01:11:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> $burrito Aphrodite
[01:11:29] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Aphrodite
[01:12:06] <Runaway1956> ~folding-rank
[01:12:08] <exec> 07480
[01:12:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, we should have the site paste a random line from the !quote db up on the front page instead of a fortune
[01:12:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 770
[01:12:56] <Bender> Quote 770 - <SirFinkus> poutine is ok, but overrated
[01:13:01] <Subsentient> I was doing folding, but it raised my room's temperature by 4 degrees, so I stopped.
[01:13:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i got crappy ventilation back in my room as well
[01:13:35] <Runaway1956> That's why you use Opteron HE CPU's - they use a lot less energy
[01:13:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> it stays 5F warmer than the rest of the house in the summer and the same cooler in the winter.
[01:14:51] <Runaway1956> 2 Hexa core Six-Core AMD Opteron 8439 SEs
[01:15:21] <Subsentient> Runaway1956: Mind buying me one of those?
[01:15:26] <Subsentient> :^D
[01:15:37] <sea> uhm
[01:15:47] <sea> I have an AMD FX6300
[01:15:48] <Runaway1956> Mine only cost fifty dollars each, on ebay - they were pulled from a server
[01:16:46] * Subsentient 's most powerful system is a 2009-era Core 2 Duo Dell Optiplex
[01:17:05] <Runaway1956> I also have a dead FX6300 - the wife didn't thermal paste it sufficiently, and it crapped out after a year or so
[01:18:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i always spread mine on in a micro-thin layer with a razor blade. works a treat.
[01:19:11] * Runaway1956 smears some around on the CPU, and some more on the cooler, presses cooler to CPU, pulls cooler up to examine for bare spots
[01:19:30] <Runaway1956> if there's a bare spot, rotate cooler 90 degrees, and press it down again
[01:19:42] <sea> kinky.
[01:19:44] <Runaway1956> Wife left two huge bare spots
[01:19:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> what you're supposed to aim for is the absolute minimum necessary to fill the imperfections in both the cpu and the heatsink. any more and you're losing thermal conductivity instead of gaining it.
[01:20:28] <Runaway1956> Yeah, you're right, but to much is slightly better than to little, IMHO
[01:20:47] <Runaway1956> excess tends to get squeezed out while I"m rotating and pressing anyway
[01:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> well bare spots are why the razor blade. you can put down a VERY smooth layer with one as a trowel
[01:21:27] * Runaway1956 has no cocaine cutting razor blades
[01:21:37] <Runaway1956> dammit
[01:21:42] * Runaway1956 has no cocaine either
[01:21:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube cocaine blues
[01:21:53] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:22:31] <Runaway1956> The wife didn't cook anything, and I'm feeling to lazy to dig throught the fridge
[01:22:45] * Runaway1956 thinks about leaving for work early to eat KFC
[01:22:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i generally use the ones from my shaving razor. i use one of the old double-edged blade using ones.
[01:23:07] * Runaway1956 doesn't own a razor
[01:23:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ZZ Top look your thing?
[01:23:45] <Runaway1956> You got it - except mine doesn't look as good as his
[01:24:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine looked pretty tight till i shaved it. tennessee's just too fuckin humid for a beard unless you're an outlaw country singer.
[01:25:18] <Runaway1956> For some of us, a beard makes the difference between kissing babies, and watching children run away screaming
[01:26:35] <sea> Which is which?
[01:26:46] <sea> I'd really like to send kids running away screaming. That sounds like a useful superpower.
[01:27:32] <Runaway1956> The down side to children running away screaming is, you never get close to their mothers, sisters, aunts, whatever
[01:28:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> even better. they're either married or too much of a pain in the ass to spend time around regularly.
[01:34:45] <sea> Hmm..I really need a grass type pokemon
[01:35:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> a sentence that has never before been uttered in #soylent
[01:36:00] <Runaway1956> Wait - sea wants to smoke a pokemon?
[01:40:44] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - but if they have kids you know they put out.
[01:41:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> they all put out after about 14 nowadays
[01:42:49] <cmn32480> I woudl not know... thankfully my kids are not that old yet... and I don't go looking for girls that young
[01:43:37] * Runaway1956 no longer has much interest in girls younger than about 30
[01:44:05] <cmn32480> can't say i blame you
[01:44:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, i haven't had an interest in girls younger than about 30 since i was 16 or so.
[01:44:38] <Runaway1956> Well, when I was twenty-something, the twenty-somethings looked good
[01:44:49] <Runaway1956> with maturity, that changed
[01:44:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, but they're both stupid and crazy
[01:45:21] <Runaway1956> to be fair, most of us were stupid and crazy in our twenties
[01:45:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i demand more outa my women that they be able to vote. i demand they be wise enough to vote correctly.
[01:45:53] <Runaway1956> I mean - hell, I was ready to land in Tripoli and do that whole Marine Corps thing again
[01:49:43] * Runaway1956 starts getting ready for work
[01:49:58] * cmn32480 starts getting ready for sleep
[01:50:21] <takyon> http://www.vice.com
[01:50:22] <CookiePuss> ^ 03A Pollster Explains What He Learns from Asking Voters About Harambe and Deez Nuts | VICE | United States
[01:53:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[01:53:41] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. Lows overnight in the low 70s. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy. High near 85F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph.
[01:54:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh. ima fuck off tomorrow and go fishing after grocery shopping.
[01:54:26] * cmn32480 contains his surprise
[01:57:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, i ain't been fishin in like forever feels like.
[01:58:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i knew there was something fucking with my chi
[02:01:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube american music
[02:01:07] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:07:36] <cmn32480> woudl it be considered rude for me to tell a subordinate to look at the end of his legs, and if he sees that he has his own 2 feet he ought ot try standing on them?
[02:17:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> is he a millennial? if so, yes. that is considered worker hostile if you don't do their jobs for them.
[02:38:32] <cmn32480> no... he is in his late 60's and is afraid to make a decision because he don't wanna get fired
[02:38:44] <cmn32480> knows that if we let him go, he is gonna have to retire
[02:38:51] <cmn32480> and has zero savings
[02:43:25] <cmn32480> but his lack of ability to make a decision is going to GET him fired... and I have told him this outright...
[02:45:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Network-Wide Ad-Blocking in the EU ? - http://sylnt.us - be-responsible-for-your-own-security
[03:14:22] <julian> Turns out the RPi 3 actually does need a heatsink
[03:24:29] <cmn32480> you let all the smoke out of the chips?
[03:26:18] <julian> I didn't damage it, but I got it up to almost 100C before I stopped the test
[03:34:22] <cmn32480> zoinks
[03:34:29] <cmn32480> thas hot!
[03:34:39] <cmn32480> heat sync might be a good idea
[03:35:02] <julian> And I'll probably drill some holes into the top of the case
[03:37:04] * cmn32480 notes that with an appropriate cooling fan (https://smile.amazon.com/BF24TFYELUPS-Velocity-Movement-Portable-Circulator/dp/B00836E6LM/)... the unit may need ot be bolted down.
[03:37:05] <CookiePuss> ^ 03( https://www.amazon.com )
[03:44:04] <julian> Impressed how well Debian runs on it
[03:45:29] <julian> Going to try RISC OS. There's even a Windows 10 version that runs on the Pi...but I think I'll skip that
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[03:55:25] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[03:55:26] <CookiePuss> ^ 03Garbage dispute - YouTube
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[04:09:11] <arti> QuickStats by mIRCStats - The most active people for the last 1 days: Cmn32480: 359 lines, SirFinkus: 290, TheMightyBuzzard: 258, Runaway1956: 215, Bytram: 184, takyon: 163, Bender: 161, xhedit: 143, Deucalion: 143, Ethanol-fueled: 134
[04:09:12] <arti> mIRCStats for #Soylent updated! See the #Soylent stats: http://antiartificial.com
[04:09:12] <CookiePuss> ^✓ 03#Soylent stats: 31.7.2016!
[04:26:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - PocketCHIP Handheld Computer Reviewed - http://sylnt.us - CHIPs-Ahoy!
[04:33:38] <sea> am I here?
[04:34:51] <mecctro> am I?
[04:35:22] <sea> I hope not
[04:35:29] <sea> I don't have any more soda
[04:35:38] <mecctro> you hope that I, am but a figment of your imagination?
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[04:36:11] <sea> Get back in there! Down down down! go go go!
[04:36:46] <mecctro> "Imagee naaysheeon"
[04:46:02] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v arti] by Aphrodite
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[05:54:24] <SirFinkus> evening folks
[05:54:31] <SirFinkus> anything neat going on
[05:58:32] <mecctro> nothing I know of
[06:00:13] <mecctro> how about you SirFinkus?
[06:00:33] <SirFinkus> awww right
[06:00:44] <SirFinkus> I think the band's lead singer isnt going to be around much longer
[06:00:55] <mecctro> Why do you say that?
[06:01:09] <SirFinkus> shows up to practice bitching about being tired
[06:01:16] <SirFinkus> while bragging about his vicoden script
[06:01:24] <mecctro> lol
[06:01:29] <mecctro> classy
[06:05:51] <SirFinkus> inorite?
[06:06:01] <SirFinkus> whatever, it's not my place
[06:07:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Gift Idea for Your Annoying Coworkers: a Logitech ‘Silent’ Mouse - http://sylnt.us - Silence-is-Golden,-but-this-Mouse-isn't
[06:09:36] <mecctro> so you think he'll go down the rabbit hole, or?
[06:10:44] <SirFinkus> might get kicked out
[06:21:42] <mecctro> oic
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[07:47:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Our Economy Should Promote a Shared Prosperity - http://sylnt.us - taking-back-what's-ours
[08:20:29] <mythterj> http://live.slooh.com Live feed hhappening now.
[08:20:31] <CookiePuss> ^ 03-->!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)?'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+"://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs");var googletag = googletag || {};googletag.cmd = googletag.cmd || [];(function() {var gads = document.createElement('script');gads.asy...
[08:21:08] <mecctro> that's a pretty page
[08:21:37] <mythterj> what a mess that url turned out to be
[08:23:23] <mecctro> "it can bring any grown man to tears, as has happened to me on stream several times"
[08:23:25] <mecctro> lmao
[08:23:29] <mecctro> this guys hysterical
[08:23:44] <mecctro> cool, nonetheless
[08:24:27] <mythterj> A bit of a drama queen, but the images promise to be verry cool in about an hour.
[08:25:35] <mecctro> cool, thanks for the heads up
[08:31:00] <mecctro> they, uh, really get into depth.
[08:31:02] <mecctro> lol
[08:33:22] <mecctro> islam, + sun
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[09:25:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber Forms a Fake Union, Ostensibly for its Drivers - http://sylnt.us - putting-the-con-in-the-gig-economy
[10:20:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:20:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2841
[10:20:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:20:10] <MrPlow> Today: Sun and clouds mixed. High 86F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: A mainly sunny sky. High 82F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph.
[10:33:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, little bit of vidya, make up a grocery list, do the shopping, make up some catfish bait, then it's off fishing for the day
[10:48:39] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[10:48:40] <CookiePuss> ^ 03The Grand Tour in Vicenza, Italy - YouTube
[10:48:48] <SirFinkus> this warms my cockles
[10:49:23] <SirFinkus> I love how I could pick out who was driving each car before I saw who was driving each car
[10:49:28] <SirFinkus> just based on the cars
[10:50:44] <SirFinkus> it's actually happening!
[10:55:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fujitsu to Mass Produce Nantero-Licensed NRAM in 2018 - http://sylnt.us - good-fast-cheap-—-pick-two
[10:59:20] <Booga1> You're becoming a NASCAR fan? ;)
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[12:04:18] <SoyGuest39868> http://spectrum.ieee.org
[12:04:18] <CookiePuss> ^ 03The Surprising Story of the First Microprocessors - IEEE Spectrum
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[12:45:56] <xhedit> why are there SNES carts on the attached TI vs Everybody pdf
[12:46:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DEA Welcomes Kratom to the Schedule I List Beginning September 30 - http://sylnt.us - deadly-embrace
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[14:07:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kennedy Space Centre Explosion - http://sylnt.us
[14:15:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 3.7 Billion-Year-Old Fossil Found - http://sylnt.us - can-you-dig-it?
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[15:09:12] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[15:09:13] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:09:38] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:11:48] <Runaway1956> Here's an "aww shit" moment
[15:11:56] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.theverge.com
[15:11:57] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:12:09] <Runaway1956> I shoulda looked first - - -
[15:12:22] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:19:38] <Runaway1956> MrPlow says submission successful, but I don't see it listed - I guess if it don't show in another several minutes I resubmit?
[15:21:18] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh - looks like isostatic already has the story on the front page, no point in looking for my submission
[15:26:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, all MrPlow looks for is a 200 response. if the content of the response says "slow the fuck down submitting" he thinks all is good.
[15:32:51] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh - got it
[15:33:21] <Runaway1956> All is well though, the story made it to the front page while I was dithering
[15:33:53] <Runaway1956> I think Allah stopped that rocket from taking off - he doesn't want any more African Muslims on the interwebs
[15:37:03] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs and heads out fishing
[16:05:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Update: Source Code for Maru OS Released; Calls for Help with Device Support - http://sylnt.us - desktop-handheld-convergence
[16:13:56] <Runaway1956> http://www.nbcnews.com
[16:13:56] <CookiePuss> ^ 03The Wrongful Conviction of Thomas Webb III - NBC News
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[17:34:27] <SoyGuest_janrinok> ah, it doesn't recognise my name again - this is happening every couple of weeks now
[17:34:57] <Runaway1956> You don't talk nice enough to the bots
[17:35:16] <Runaway1956> Me, I took the bots all out for a wild night on the town last night.
[17:35:22] <SoyGuest_janrinok> I'm going to stop talking to them at all - and start shouting with lots of expletives!
[17:36:16] <SoyGuest_janrinok> how's things with you?
[17:36:21] <Runaway1956> You shoulda seen MrPlow - he engaged in deviant sex acts with a deputy sheriff
[17:36:29] <SoyGuest_janrinok> not again!?
[17:36:29] <Runaway1956> Ehhh - still kicking.
[17:36:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Austria Offering Up To €200,000 for Your FOSS Project - http://sylnt.us - making-a-buck-from-free-software
[17:41:15] <Runaway1956> Maru looks interesting, but it only installs on a Nexus
[17:48:13] <SoyGuest_janrinok> I think that used to be the case before it was open-sourced. They are certainly planning to get it to run on more devices
[17:49:06] <Runaway1956> That's my impression, but their home page only offers one installer at the moment, and it's for a Nexus 5. Good stuff to come in coming days I suppose
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[18:25:51] <Runaway1956> HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!
[18:25:59] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.foxnews.com
[18:26:00] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:26:16] <Runaway1956> "Dem niggas won't stay on the plantation!"
[18:26:26] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[19:06:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Tax Expert Takes Tim Cook's EU Letter Apart Point by Point - http://sylnt.us - got-to-pay-somebody
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[20:47:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Cloud Attack Takes Full Control of Virtual Machines With Little Effort - http://sylnt.us - you're-not-meant-to-do-that
[22:06:01] <chromas> When Clouds Attack
[22:06:18] CookiePuss is now known as CloudShark
[22:16:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - It Was Earth All Along: Alien Signal Was Actually Just Terrestrial - http://sylnt.us - but-we-want-our-little-green-men
[22:18:35] <chromas> from the coverup dept
[22:31:44] * cmn32480 wants to reach out and punch someone
[22:38:08] * mecctro backs away slowly
[22:38:15] <chromas> Having fun at work?
[22:38:23] <cmn32480> all day unfortunately
[22:38:46] * cmn32480 tries to think of a way to quit but still make money
[22:38:50] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[22:38:52] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 62°F / 17°C, clear, wind SW at 7 mph, humidity 76% - Thursday clear with periodic clouds (56°F:74°F / 13°C:23°C), Friday cloudy (55°F:72°F / 13°C:22°C), Saturday showers (59°F:72°F / 15°C:22°C), Sunday partly cloudy (55°F:70°F / 13°C:21°C)
[22:39:06] <cmn32480> can't live on jsut my editors pay
[22:39:44] <mecctro> there's always the oldest profession, to fall back on.
[22:40:11] <cmn32480> dude... I'd end up a destitute prostitute
[22:42:11] <cmn32480> I'm sitting in the hotel lobby having dinner
[22:42:26] <cmn32480> and some loud rude fucker is playing every ringtone on his cell phone at full volume...
[22:42:30] <cmn32480> some of them twice
[22:42:55] <cmn32480> Jesus H Fucking Roosevelt Christ...
[22:43:18] <cmn32480> at least I'm over here in the corner quietly slamming my frustrations out on the keyboard
[22:43:27] <chromas> He can't help it; some of the ringtones are dupes with different names
[22:43:55] * cmn32480 wonders if he has heard of headphones...
[22:44:16] <cmn32480> now he is recording his own...
[22:44:36] <chromas> sneak up and yell "FAAART" when he does one
[22:44:50] <Deucalion> lobby rage is about to ensue in 3... 2.... 1....... RAWWWR
[22:44:53] <cmn32480> Deucalion - does the above fit the definition of "Wanker"?
[22:44:59] <Deucalion> indeed so
[22:45:35] <cmn32480> oh good!
[22:45:47] <cmn32480> so at least I have my cross pond insults correct
[22:46:20] <Deucalion> record "wanker wanker wanker" as a ringtone on your phone then play it at full volume as you walk past :D
[22:46:31] <cmn32480> lol
[22:46:33] <cmn32480> that'd be awesome!
[22:46:48] <Deucalion> or dangerous, depending on the rude fucker of course
[22:46:52] <cmn32480> thanksfully he seems to be leaving
[22:48:05] * cmn32480 thinks he needs to breath deep... have a few beers... and then prank call the asshole from work off a google voice number
[22:48:30] <Deucalion> https://www.youtube.com
[22:48:31] <CloudShark> ^ 03I'm A Wanker Song - YouTube
[22:48:33] <Deucalion> teehee
[22:48:44] <cmn32480> if I had headphones I'd listen to it
[22:48:56] <cmn32480> 'cuz I don't wanna be a rude shithead
[22:49:17] <cmn32480> being a shithead is ok... just don't be rude
[22:49:36] <cmn32480> kitchen manager just brought me another beer
[22:49:43] * cmn32480 loves Homewood Suites
[22:50:14] <cmn32480> breakfast included every day...
[22:50:31] <cmn32480> happy hour w/ food, beer and wine Mon-Thurs
[22:51:20] * cmn32480 feels better having eaten something
[22:51:22] <Deucalion> sounds good to me
[22:53:07] <cmn32480> love people watching
[22:53:26] <cmn32480> american lady "talking" to some Chinese guys... in broken chinese
[22:53:55] <cmn32480> s/chinese/chinglish/
[22:53:55] <sedctl> <cmn32480> american lady "talking" to some Chinese guys... in broken chinglish
[22:54:27] <Deucalion> that's bound to help the understanding
[22:56:31] <cmn32480> it's like watching a train wreck... I a;most can't look away
[23:01:30] <SirFinkus> fuck, I think I may have that ear infection now
[23:01:39] <SirFinkus> might be in for a miserable night
[23:02:47] <cmn32480> yicl
[23:02:53] <cmn32480> *yick
[23:07:50] <cmn32480> oooo
[23:07:54] <cmn32480> the rain is beginning....
[23:08:06] <cmn32480> it is gonna be somethign ugly here in a few minutes
[23:08:22] <cmn32480> yup... here it comes... like a cow pissing on a flat rock
[23:11:17] * cmn32480 is thankful he stayed in for dinner tonight
[23:12:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> it looks like a tropical storm here
[23:12:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> which is exactly what it is, so.... yeah.
[23:16:22] <cmn32480> I'm a fiar bit north of you AndyTheAbsurd
[23:55:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Florida Voters Overwhemingly Approve Solar Energy Tax Break Constitutional Amendment - http://sylnt.us - sunshine-state-finally-living-up-to-its-name