#Soylent | Logs for 2016-10-21

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[00:25:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 13-Year-Old's Leg Amputated After School Official Assaults Him Repeatedly - http://sylnt.us - professional-educators
[00:34:01] <chromas> Kid just earned some victim points tho
[00:37:45] <SirFinkus> yahoo has an algorithm that adds dicks to images https://open_nsfw.gitlab.io
[00:52:21] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[00:54:12] <chromas> "Since most pornography does not take place with a Thomas Kinkade painting in the background"
[00:54:18] <chromas> Well, you know what to do...
[00:58:21] <Bytram> http://www.bloomberg.com
[00:58:33] <SirFinkus> fucking awful artist
[00:58:46] * Bytram nudges exec
[00:58:47] <SirFinkus> I like this one though http://orig12.deviantart.net
[00:58:52] <chromas> yahoo project with a google email
[00:59:02] <Bytram> ~title on
[00:59:03] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[00:59:06] <Bytram> http://www.bloomberg.com
[00:59:08] <exec> └─ 13AT&T Discussed Idea of Takeover in Time Warner Meetings - Bloomberg
[00:59:13] <Bytram> =)
[00:59:43] <Bytram> that was for actually getting the title displayed; not on the article
[00:59:49] <chromas> oh noes!
[01:00:05] <chromas> that would've been okay before but now my isp's part of time/warner. boo
[01:00:07] <Bytram> funny, I must be confused as I thought Charter just bought TWC??
[01:00:37] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:00:38] <exec> └─ 13Charter Communications - Wikipedia
[01:00:52] <Bytram> On May 18, 2016, Charter acquired Time Warner Cable and Bright House Networks for a combined $65.5 billion, making it the third-largest pay television company in the United States.
[01:00:52] <chromas> Yeah, da bastids
[01:01:25] <Bytram> so... Time Warner != Time Warner Communications... doh!
[01:02:19] <chromas> Don't read the articles
[01:02:27] <chromas> Just set maximum outrage
[01:02:30] <Bytram> ahhh, this 'splains it:
[01:02:30] <Bytram> It was controlled by Warner Communications, then by Time Warner (the film and television production company and cable channel operator). That company spun off the cable operations in March 2009 as part of a larger restructuring. Since then, Time Warner Cable has been an entirely independent company, continuing to use the Time Warner name under license from its former parent (it had also used the "Road Runner" name for its Internet service).
[01:02:43] <Bytram> TWC ^^^
[01:06:18] * Bytram has been investigating getting a faster internet connection; one of the few options in his area, that has >1MBps upload, is TWC
[01:06:53] <Bytram> DSL tops out at 20/1 Mbps up/down
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[01:40:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i'm tired and it's somebody's fault
[01:40:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~blame
[01:40:50] * exec points at Bytram
[01:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i knew it!
[01:44:33] <Bytram> LOL!
[01:44:40] <Bytram> thanks, I needed that.
[01:45:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, you definitely need a real internet connection so you can like, you know, open the links in stories you're editing.
[01:45:59] <Bytram> and spend over 30 minutes watching the linked videos? THAT ain't gonna happen.
[01:47:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> hehe
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[01:49:23] <Bytram> unless they are of cat videos =)
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[01:56:48] * cmn32480 decides to play Doom! instead of everythign else he ought to be doing
[01:57:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - California Government Holds Hearing on Fully Autonomous Cars - http://sylnt.us - No-steering-wheel?-No-brakes?-No-problem!
[01:58:11] <cmn32480> ugh.. 3 or 4 more thibgs that have to be installed atr first runtime... WTF idiot developer thinks THAT is a good idea/
[01:58:45] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[01:59:23] * cmn32480 giggles
[01:59:56] <cmn32480> why you chuckleing TMB?
[02:00:02] <cmn32480> at my misfortune?
[02:00:20] <Bytram> "If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all..."
[02:00:33] * Bytram wonders if cmn32480 is old enough to remember "Hee Haw"
[02:01:04] * cmn32480 suggest that bytram stop wondering. the answer is a resounding "F**k NO!"
[02:01:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> of course
[02:01:22] <Bytram> sad. so sad. was a fun show.
[02:01:36] <Bytram> except, of course, for the country music.
[02:01:44] * Bytram liked the bluegrass, though
[02:01:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ where oh where are you tonight, why did you leave me here all alone, i searched the world over and thought i found true love, you met another and pbbbt you were gone ♫
[02:02:00] <cmn32480> did they have both kinds of music, country adn western?
[02:02:13] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[02:02:14] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 263
[02:02:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube you were gone hee haw
[02:02:26] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:02:33] <Bytram> Call Junior Samples at BR-549
[02:03:15] <Bytram> "Gloom, despair, and agony on me."
[02:03:53] <cmn32480> almost ther....
[02:04:00] <cmn32480> c;mon schwartz
[02:04:03] <Bytram> where you goin'?
[02:04:07] <cmn32480> c'mon schwartz
[02:04:41] * cmn32480 is giddy in anticipation
[02:05:18] * cmn32480 notes he prolly ought to shut down f@h
[02:05:29] <Bytram> Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
[02:06:12] <cmn32480> temporarily
[02:06:24] <cmn32480> malloc_free is the guy you gotta worry about turning it off altogether
[02:06:46] <cmn32480> WTF??? this game has a CoC
[02:06:46] <Bytram> with malloc joining back in, we were on course to, just maybe, break out of 3xx's before the end of the year.
[02:09:01] <malloc_free> I'll keep crunching
[02:09:12] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: thanks for the linky... brought back some great memories.
[02:09:22] <Bytram> malloc_free++ YAY!
[02:09:22] <Bender> karma - malloc_free: 3
[02:09:28] <Bytram> say wot?
[02:09:31] <Bytram> malloc_free++ YAY!
[02:09:31] <Bender> karma - malloc_free: 4
[02:09:31] <Bytram> malloc_free++ YAY!
[02:09:31] <Bender> karma - malloc_free: 5
[02:09:32] <Bytram> malloc_free++ YAY!
[02:09:32] <Bender> karma - malloc_free: 6
[02:09:35] <Bytram> thas bettah
[02:09:51] <malloc_free> cheez
[02:10:05] <cmn32480> it's temporary.... I promise
[02:10:07] * Bytram likes cheddar
[02:10:17] <cmn32480> and it'll be running all next week while I is out of town
[02:10:31] <Bytram> just bustin ur chops iz all
[02:11:15] <Bytram> hmmm...
[02:11:20] <Bytram> #youtube xjE5D9cHiOk
[02:11:21] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:11:27] <Bytram> neat!
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[02:17:39] <Bytram> #youtube QUQsqBqxoR4
[02:17:40] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:18:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> busy watchin hee haw stuff still
[02:19:27] <NotSanguine> Popcorn is the spawn of the devil, Bytram
[02:19:45] <Bytram> nah, just one of 'is imps
[02:20:13] <NotSanguine> Regardless, that stuff is *nasty*
[02:20:31] <Bytram> only if you add the grease
[02:20:46] <Bytram> bare, with just a dash of salt? Yum!
[02:21:12] <NotSanguine> Nope. It's all disgusting. But don't be offended. It's more for you! :)
[02:21:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> only worth eating if you drown it in actual butter
[02:21:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> like more butter than corn
[02:21:51] <NotSanguine> And since the global popcorn shortage will only get worse...
[02:22:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned ethanol mandate
[02:23:44] <NotSanguine> Ethanol good. Corn on the cob, good. popcorn bad. minimal sentence structure good.
[03:04:19] <Bytram> Ugh!
[03:06:59] * cmn32480 goes to bed.
[03:07:03] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[03:07:05] * exec theoretically hangs a trigger warning sign about a json representation of xp on #soylent
[03:16:27] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[03:16:29] * exec $adverb cyberbullies a raid 1 volume of radioactive rubber pants at cmn32480
[03:37:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Four Wild Tasmanian Devils Defy the Odds to Beat Facial Cancer, Scientists say - http://sylnt.us - lucky-devils
[03:44:52] <Deucalion> ~weather
[03:44:54] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 49°F / 9°C, mostly cloudy, wind N at 7 mph, humidity 88% - Friday mostly cloudy (43°F:56°F / 6°C:13°C), Saturday partly cloudy (43°F:57°F / 6°C:14°C), Sunday mostly sunny (49°F:56°F / 9°C:13°C), Monday showers (49°F:56°F / 9°C:13°C)
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[03:47:14] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 26°C/78°F, 8:47 pm GMT-7, Thursday, 20 October 2016
[03:47:34] <Deucalion> It's unseasonably mild for this time of year, has to be global warming to blame of course
[03:48:02] <Ethanol-fueled> It was uncharacteristically scorching last Halloween here.
[03:48:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Probably gonna be another hot one. Though global warming is bullshit
[03:48:24] <Deucalion> Don't stand so near the candles next time
[03:48:45] <Ethanol-fueled> socking down booze since 10am probably didn't help either
[03:50:37] <Deucalion> ahh.. warmed from the inside. Weird thing is da booze... keeps the peripheral blood vessels open when they would normally shut down in the presence of the coldness.
[03:50:55] <Ethanol-fueled> There was no coldness that day
[03:51:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Plus costume was sweatin like a slave
[03:51:38] <Deucalion> I'm going to regret asking this... what costume?
[03:51:45] <Ethanol-fueled> There were some cool costumes there....there was dude with a "They Live" mask
[03:52:08] <Ethanol-fueled> My costume was a surgeon's scrubs, I'd had it for years and was too cheap to buy a new one
[03:52:24] <Ethanol-fueled> (insert gynecologist joke here)
[03:53:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Don't know what i'm going as this year.
[03:53:15] <Deucalion> What does a surgeon in scrubs have to do with halloween?
[03:53:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Deucalion, the same thing that the indian, cop, and sailor have to do with the Village People
[03:54:09] <Ethanol-fueled> If I can find an alfred e. neuman mask I'd go as that this year
[03:55:38] * Deucalion tries to parse and fails. Some overly camp band has even less relevance to Halloween than the surgeon outfit.
[03:57:29] <Deucalion> Perhaps a sharpened dick extender mounted on your head would be more suited?
[03:58:03] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com
[03:58:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Kentucky Fried Movie beat me to the idea
[03:58:28] <Deucalion> I'm so not clicking
[03:58:28] <Ethanol-fueled> "we mean no harm to your planet"
[03:58:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha
[03:59:16] <Ethanol-fueled> No, i'd rather not do that, unfortunately idiot parents take their kids around there
[04:00:30] <Deucalion> Someone might be offended... God forbid anyone be offended in public...
[04:02:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Allright, gonna bail to drink a beer and pass out.
[04:02:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Lata'
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[04:02:16] <Deucalion> I saw a toe nail the other day... in public! Right there in the street... a damn toe nail on display! Needless to say I am suing the flagrant whore that exposed me to such a thing
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[04:19:48] <takyon> bbhhbbhbhbhbhbh
[04:38:51] <Bytram> takyon: bhbhbhbbbbbbbbbhhb to you, too. =)
[04:47:29] <Bytram> ~gnight #Soylent
[04:47:30] * exec unnecessarily throws a zfs volume of puns at #Soylent
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[04:56:57] <chromas> he should go as trump
[05:06:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Flaw in Intel Chips Could Make Malware Attacks More Potent - http://sylnt.us - that-wasn't-the-plan
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[06:00:52] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 10°C/50°F, 5:00 pm AEDT, Friday, 21 October 2016
[06:47:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ‘Willy Wonka’ New Film in the Works from David Heyman and Warner Bros. - http://sylnt.us - Oompa-Loompa-Reunion
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[06:57:50] <muxer> why... why....
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[08:19:07] <FatPhil> presumably as he's tired
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[08:27:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Alcator C-Mod Fusion Reactor Achieves Record Just as Funding Runs Out - http://sylnt.us - hot-stuff
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[09:57:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - If You Are Running Both TOR and Normal Websites, Read the Apache Documentation - http://sylnt.us - doh!
[10:36:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:36:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2944
[10:54:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> butts++
[10:54:02] <Bender> karma - butts: 1
[10:55:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> butts++
[10:55:25] <Bender> karma - butts: 2
[10:55:48] * TheMightyBuzzard likes big butts and he cannot lie
[10:57:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL. Mozilla has banned use of Angular.JS 1.x in Firefox extensions: https://github.com
[10:57:21] <exec> └─ 13Angular 1.5.8 Ban · Issue #1000 · mozilla/addons-linter · GitHub
[11:00:14] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[11:00:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what you get for using js
[11:00:33] <boru> TMB++
[11:00:33] <Bender> karma - tmb: 3
[11:01:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah, my reaction was "what the hell are they doing including a JS framework in an extension in the first place?"
[11:01:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i either need to trim this beard or shave it. my sideburns are starting to tickle my ears
[11:02:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, no shit. extensions are supposed to be as light as possible not as bloated as MS shit.
[11:04:22] * AndyTheAbsurd blames Google/Chrome/Chrome's extension system
[11:11:42] * TheMightyBuzzard blames tools who thought running arbitrary code at higher privilege levels was a good idea
[11:13:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean fuck, you NEVER run eval on anything that you didn't write your own self or that has any way to pull data in from an external source.
[11:14:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> you sure as fuck never run it on arbitrary text supplied by any old web page
[11:16:26] <FatPhil> that would require a brain, alas
[11:16:38] <FatPhil> and we're talking web developer mentality
[11:16:54] <FatPhil> the intersection is quite small
[11:17:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[11:17:22] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:17:23] <exec> └─ 1343+ million users affected by confirmed Weebly breach - Help Net Security
[11:17:47] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:17:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil++ # for great insightfulness
[11:17:52] <Bender> karma - fatphil: 25
[11:19:35] <FatPhil> Hahaha - enumerating badness: https://github.com
[11:19:37] <exec> └─ 13Sandbox allows access to constructor versions 1.3.3+ - Bypassing the sandbox. · Issue #14939 · angular/angular.js · GitHub
[11:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:19:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:19:45] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 175
[11:19:51] <FatPhil> fags++
[11:19:51] <Bender> karma - fags: 1
[11:20:53] <FatPhil> after lunch, I've just got to join the crowd
[11:20:55] <FatPhil> coffee++
[11:20:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2945
[11:21:13] <FatPhil> went to a new restaurant today, and the coffee blew my mind
[11:26:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cortisol-Free Rheumatoid Arthritis Medication Also Works for Rare Eye Disease - http://sylnt.us - see-what-they-did-there?
[11:35:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, i just introduced a 9yo girl to the joys of coffee.
[11:35:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> her teachers are gonna hate me today
[11:35:45] * boru chuckles
[11:36:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> cream and sugar of course cause she's a child and a girl.
[11:36:52] <boru> Cream and sugar are only excuseable under those circumstances.
[11:37:33] <boru> She liked it then, I assume?
[11:37:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i use a bit of cream in mine cause the water here ain't precisely coffee-friendly.
[11:38:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, smiled like it was christmas and there's a pony-shaped present by the tree
[11:38:07] <boru> Pft, if I don't have bits of lime and iron oxide floating in mine, it ain't coffee!
[11:38:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> other direction. i can deal with hard water but soft water makes me sad.
[11:38:44] <boru> The water where I'm from comes out of the tap like milk, there's that much lime in it.
[11:38:50] <boru> Aye, same here.
[11:38:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, that's how i was raised up too.
[11:38:57] <boru> Soft water feels oily, or something.
[11:39:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> takes forever to wash the soap off you too
[11:39:17] <boru> Aye, indeed.
[11:39:42] <boru> Makes one's beard soft and girly, as well.
[11:39:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can use Lava soap in the shower and come out feeling like it was some frilly bath bar
[11:39:59] <boru> Lava soap? Is that like coal tar soap?
[11:40:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a lot like Ivory plus pumice
[11:40:38] <boru> Ah, right, I think I know the stuff you mean.
[11:41:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's the go-to soap if you're a mechanic or otherwise getting your hands greasy/dirty.
[11:42:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> round every part of the US I've been to anyway.
[11:42:47] <boru> Yeah, I think I definitely know the stuff you mean.
[11:43:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ivory's my favorite for general body washing though. my bunghole and other sensitive bits don't react well to pumice.
[11:43:52] <cmn32480> ~gday the
[11:43:54] * exec cautiously cracks open a battery of spicy cheese sauce for the
[11:43:56] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:43:58] * exec metrosexually piles a tower of iron filings on TheMightyBuzzard
[11:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:44:01] * exec allegedly mixes a finger of dank memes with cmn32480
[11:44:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, guess it depends if the memes are supporting your views or not
[11:44:57] <boru> Young's 303 for me.
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[11:45:28] <boru> Wrong crowd, for that one, perhaps.
[11:45:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas some quality manliness there
[11:45:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru++
[11:45:43] <Bender> karma - boru: 6
[11:46:00] * boru chuckles
[11:47:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> given that you can make soap with most any oil and most any alkaline, i wonder how soap made outa gun oil would turn out...
[11:47:38] <cmn32480> smeeling like heaven?
[11:48:26] <boru> Almost certainly.
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[11:48:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooooh.... bacon grease soap....
[11:48:54] <boru> Sounds delicious.
[11:49:03] <cmn32480> prolly attract flien
[11:49:07] <cmn32480> *flies
[11:49:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's it. i'm making soap this winter.
[11:49:40] * cmn32480 puts a note on the calendar to see how TMB's first bath goes
[11:51:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://sustainablescientist.net
[11:51:45] <exec> └─ 13Making Bacon Soap | Sustainable Scientist
[11:54:22] <cmn32480> seems semi-reasonable
[11:54:29] <cmn32480> you got a lot of bacon grease laying around?
[11:54:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> well of course
[11:54:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> not nearly enough though cause we use it for cooking
[11:55:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn the bad luck. we'll just have to eat more bacon.
[11:56:33] * cmn32480 hands TMB a mug of sympathy
[11:58:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it's such a burden being me sometimes
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[12:14:51] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:14:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2946
[12:14:57] <Bytram> !uid
[12:14:58] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6382, owned by COSG
[12:15:15] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[12:15:17] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 48°F, cloudy, wind E at 4 mph, humidity 88% - Friday showers (57°F:60°F), Saturday rain (42°F:62°F), Sunday showers (33°F:45°F), Monday cloudy (32°F:45°F)
[12:15:24] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:15:25] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 59°F, fog, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 95% - Friday showers (58°F:63°F), Saturday showers (41°F:64°F), Sunday cloudy (40°F:52°F), Monday mostly sunny (35°F:51°F)
[12:15:27] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:15:29] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 63°F, fog, wind SE at 6 mph, humidity 98% - Friday rain (62°F:70°F), Saturday showers (44°F:63°F), Sunday cloudy (48°F:57°F), Monday cloudy (40°F:54°F)
[12:16:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.techdirt.com
[12:16:05] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:16:06] <exec> └─ 13This Is Huge: New Project Releases All Current (Non-Confidential) Congressional Research Service Reports | Techdirt
[12:16:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Bytram
[12:16:28] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: mornin'
[12:16:30] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:28:10] <Bytram> seems DynDNS is having troubles atm: https://www.dynstatus.com
[12:28:13] <exec> └─ 13Dyn, Inc. Status - DDoS Attack Against Dyn Managed DNS
[12:28:19] <Bytram> https://news.ycombinator.com
[12:28:22] <exec> └─ 13Massive Dyn DNS outage | Hacker News
[12:28:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> dedyn.io ftw
[12:30:40] * Bytram has a later-than-normal-shift tonight... 2pm-10:15pm, and similar tomorrow. (not fun for a morning person)
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[12:45:23] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes at MrPlow's code some more
[12:51:29] <Bytram> heads up...it seems one of the DynDNS affected sites is GitHub
[12:51:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> works fine for me
[12:52:59] <Bytram> good to hear that, but forewarned is forearmed
[12:53:07] <Bytram> which is better than being four-armed
[12:53:18] <Bytram> although think of how fast one could mouse & type, then
[12:54:12] <Bytram> FWIW (according to the preceding ycombinator link) Sites down: DYN, Twitter, Etsy, Github, soundcloud, spotify, heroku, pagerduty, shopify, intercom (app, not landing page)
[12:54:23] <boru> Forearmed is an odd number of arms to have. The only value which is both odd and even is infininity, therefore Alexander the Great had an infinite number of arms.
[12:54:48] <Bytram> that sounds like Armageddon
[12:54:52] <Bytram> ;)
[12:55:08] <boru> It's an old mathematical syllogism.
[12:55:26] <boru> By extension, horses also have an infinite number of legs.
[12:55:32] <Bytram> I *had* seen it before, but it is always nice to be reminded
[12:55:47] <boru> Horses have hindlegs, and forelegs, which is six legs. Six is an odd number of legs for a horse etc.
[12:56:00] <Bytram> LOL!
[12:56:43] <Bytram> twitter is not happening for me... maybe salesforce can negotiate a more acceptable price, now?
[12:57:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NSA Contractor Accused of "Stealing" Terabytes of Information, Charged Under Espionage Act - http://sylnt.us - information-wants-to-be-free?
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[12:58:36] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 11°C/51°F, 5:58 am GMT-7, Friday, 21 October 2016
[12:59:17] <FatPhil> http://www.robbomb.com
[12:59:22] <Bytram> curious... maybe my noscript filters are messed up? I get a blank page for: http://internettrafficreport.com
[12:59:24] <exec> └─ 13Network Overview /// Internet Traffic Report
[12:59:48] <boru> uMatrix catches it for me, too.
[13:00:07] <Bytram> forgot that I think I have that installed, too.
[13:00:55] <Bytram> strange, tried loading it in Opera, still got a blank page
[13:01:02] <boru> Hmm, interesting traffic pattern today: http://www.digitalattackmap.com
[13:01:03] <exec> └─ 13Digital Attack Map
[13:01:22] <Bytram> clicky
[13:01:38] <Bytram> waity
[13:02:05] <boru> It's a horrific site, but good for a glance.
[13:02:18] <boru> Core pegger, because of all the js crap.
[13:02:44] <Bytram> ugh... it wants to load ajax.googleapis.com?
[13:03:00] <Bytram> does google have to watch *everything* that *everyone* does online?
[13:03:35] <boru> Tell me about it.
[13:03:36] <boru> APIs, fonts, etc.
[13:03:40] <boru> It really browns me off.
[13:04:03] <boru> That's what I like about uMatrix. It makes all of that stuff very obvious.
[13:04:51] <Bytram> I'd be happy with a "plugin" that would redirect requests for, say, jquery, googleapis, etc. to locally cached copies.
[13:05:21] <boru> There is a plugin that does that, actually.
[13:05:28] <boru> Let me see if I can find it...
[13:06:24] <Bytram> this seems to be a bit more useful: https://www.akamai.com
[13:07:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads yall been talky while i was coding
[13:07:59] <boru> Feh, I can't find that plugin.
[13:09:19] <boru> It might be on one of my home boxes.
[13:09:20] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: well, in that case, we'll talk for a while longer so you can get more code written!
[13:09:29] <Bytram> ;)
[13:09:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i gotta quit and go do outside work here shortly.
[13:10:00] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:10:10] <Bytram> thanks again for the discussion on that comment!
[13:10:25] <Bytram> "outside work" ==? "fishing"
[13:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, helpin the roomie haul work shit over to his work trailer so it's not filling up our carport and making us look like redneck trash
[13:11:36] <cmn32480> if the shoe fits....
[13:11:38] <Bytram> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[13:11:39] <MrPlow> Today: Mainly sunny. High 64F. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: A mainly sunny sky. High 67F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph.
[13:11:50] <Bytram> looks like it'll be a good day for it.
[13:11:54] <Bytram> hope it goes smoothly.
[13:12:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. bit chilly still but i'll warm up quick enough with as out of shape as i am.
[13:13:01] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[13:13:02] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 47°F, cloudy, wind E at 4 mph, humidity 98% - Friday scattered showers (57°F:61°F), Saturday rain (42°F:62°F), Sunday showers (33°F:45°F), Monday mostly cloudy (32°F:44°F)
[13:13:05] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[13:13:08] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 59°F, fog, wind E at 3 mph, humidity 94% - Friday showers (58°F:63°F), Saturday scattered showers (41°F:65°F), Sunday cloudy (41°F:52°F), Monday mostly sunny (35°F:51°F)
[13:13:08] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[13:13:11] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 65°F, fog, wind SE at 8 mph, humidity 92% - Friday rain (62°F:71°F), Saturday showers (44°F:63°F), Sunday cloudy (48°F:58°F), Monday cloudy (40°F:54°F)
[13:13:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, i may dig on brad paisley and hank jr but i also dig on the circle jerks and easy e. can't pin me down to any mold.
[13:14:16] <Bytram> hmm
[13:14:17] <Bytram> https://status.github.com
[13:14:19] <exec> └─ 13GitHub System Status
[13:14:26] <Bytram> ~weather 32480
[13:14:28] <exec> 1032480 La Romieu, France - currently 61°F, mostly sunny, wind NE at 6 mph, humidity 44% - Friday mostly sunny (40°F:61°F), Saturday mostly sunny (52°F:66°F), Sunday partly cloudy (57°F:74°F), Monday partly cloudy (55°F:73°F)
[13:14:31] <boru> Use bitbucket!
[13:14:47] <Bytram> ~g zipcode 32480
[13:14:49] <exec> [google] www.datapedia.co/.../france...zip-codes/ligardes-postal-zip-code-32480-details_19620...
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[13:15:37] <boru> Does that URL even work?
[13:16:22] <cmn32480> nope
[13:18:05] * cmn32480 casts a new mold of TheMightyBuzzard without a beard
[13:18:09] <Bytram> this one provides some *interesting* output: http://search.usps.com
[13:19:11] <boru> Heh
[13:19:56] <Bytram> which suggests: http://about.usps.com
[13:21:05] <boru> Are you saying that the USPS has subjugated France?
[13:22:05] * Bytram will not make a comment about it being the other way around
[13:23:08] * Bytram retried the last link replacing "PA" with a different two-char state code and it was successful, too.
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[13:27:14] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 10°C/50°F, 6:27 am GMT-7, Friday, 21 October 2016
[13:27:28] <Bytram> https://status.github.com
[13:27:30] <exec> └─ 13GitHub System Status
[13:27:57] <Bytram> break time
[13:28:00] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:28:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2947
[13:28:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #g zipcode 32480
[13:28:52] <MrPlow> https://www.coldwellbankerhomes.com - "Sep 21, 2016 ... For Sale - 32480 Carmel Way, Union City, CA - $950000. View details, map and photos of this single family property with 4 bedrooms and 3 ..."
[13:35:45] <chromas> Decentraleyes
[13:36:15] <chromas> https://addons.mozilla.org
[13:36:18] <exec> └─ 13Decentraleyes :: Add-ons for Firefox
[13:39:35] <boru> Aha, I think that was the plugin I was thinking of.
[13:39:38] <boru> Thanks.
[13:42:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, twitter is having issues but github is chugging right along.
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[14:00:35] <janrinok> Site error 503
[14:00:41] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, ^^
[14:01:01] <cmn32480> just you
[14:01:05] <cmn32480> ~nelson janrinok
[14:01:06] <janrinok> Guru Meditation 1149337269
[14:01:07] <exec> 03janrinok: HA! HA!
[14:01:50] <janrinok> still not up for me - must be the thin French tubes
[14:02:02] <cmn32480> like crapes?
[14:02:07] <janrinok> ~gday cmn32480
[14:02:09] * exec disturbingly cracks open a blagoblag of kryptonite watermelon for cmn32480
[14:02:20] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[14:02:30] <janrinok> IRC is good, but site is now up but v slow
[14:02:47] * cmn32480 scratches his ass
[14:03:01] * janrinok picks his nose
[14:03:17] * cmn32480 picks janrinoks nose
[14:03:26] <cmn32480> and replaces it with another
[14:03:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin hell, someone's hitting the db hard
[14:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, are you trying to pull up your info page again?
[14:05:18] <janrinok> I've just subbed a load of stories to give us something to work on this weekend
[14:07:11] <janrinok> site is getting back to 'normal' speed for me
[14:07:55] <cmn32480> janrinok's new nose: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
[14:09:23] <janrinok> thank god you picked one smaller than my current nose
[14:10:18] * janrinok thinks of the advantages he currently enjoys when having nasal sex
[14:10:38] <janrinok> nograb
[14:10:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, you still having issues?
[14:10:58] <janrinok> nope, I think it is back to normal
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[14:11:59] * janrinok is still having issues, but not with the site ...
[14:13:06] <boru> Did you get the cream?
[14:13:49] <janrinok> boru, nope, I'm a true giver
[14:14:37] <boru> How altruistic.
[14:14:55] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, well, it seems people either liked your OpEd piece, or really hated it. There doesn't seem to be much middle ground.
[14:15:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, people are sheep
[14:15:27] <janrinok> ~weather
[14:15:29] <exec> 10Paimpol, France - currently 57°F / 14°C, mostly sunny, wind NE at 7 mph, humidity 69% - Friday partly cloudy (47°F:58°F / 8°C:14°C), Saturday mostly sunny (48°F:57°F / 9°C:14°C), Sunday rain (51°F:57°F / 11°C:14°C), Monday partly cloudy (50°F:63°F / 10°C:17°C)
[14:15:32] <janrinok> #weather
[14:15:33] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. Lows overnight in the upper 40s. Tomorrow: A few clouds early, otherwise mostly sunny. High 57F. Winds ESE at 10 to 15 mph.
[14:15:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> afk a while, work to do.
[14:15:43] <janrinok> k
[14:20:32] <weeds> Is there a way to know the hitory of mods on a post?
[14:20:43] <janrinok> cmn32480, have you any idea which story/thread that 'Stopping Stupid' sub is referring to?
[14:20:58] <cmn32480> OTP .. will get back to you
[14:21:08] <janrinok> ah, found it
[14:36:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Schiaparelli Lander Fate Unknown - http://sylnt.us - mars-needs-landers
[14:40:47] <FatPhil> I was glad TMB submitted the OpEd piece, certainly.
[14:41:06] <FatPhil> I don't think I commented, but I had some popcorn and enjoyed others' comments
[14:42:04] <FatPhil> I will confess to falling asleep during the video, I should watch it again, but that's just my sleeping issues.
[14:43:42] <FatPhil> Anyone/everyone seen the John Oliver "Third Parties" monologue yet?
[14:48:28] <janrinok> nope - I take it you think it is worth watching?
[14:53:45] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[14:53:47] <exec> └─ 13Third Parties: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) - YouTube
[14:54:56] <janrinok> thanks - I'll try to get to it later
[14:58:00] <FatPhil> I watch all john olivers generally, as I agree with him way more than half of the time, from a political perspective.
[14:58:19] <FatPhil> I find his humour to be a bit trashy occasionally, when he does his shouty bits.
[14:58:59] <FatPhil> I liked the Guantanamo one, in particularly his call-back right at the end.
[15:01:51] <chromas> Although he did effectively say Hillary was a good girl who dindu nuffin
[15:03:03] <FatPhil> yeah, he's *way* not critical enough of Hillary, that's possibly the thing that annoys me most
[15:04:06] <FatPhil> (Yes, I'm one of those who believes she should be behind bars.)
[15:06:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds, yeah but only for admins
[15:07:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds, if you wanna know the history on one i'll be happy to tell you, just not who did the moderating.
[15:21:26] <FatPhil> there's no reason apart from space why that info shouldn't be known. in some ways, "down, down, up, up, up" and "up, up, up, down, down" tell quite different stories.
[15:22:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> can also lead to different calculations
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[15:35:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i need some vidya but i'm not in the mood for console vidya
[15:38:33] <chromas> Minesweeper
[15:46:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly works in wine, yeah
[16:17:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Hackers Broke into John Podesta and Colin Powell’s Gmail Accounts - http://sylnt.us - gone-fishing
[17:00:46] <weeds> TheMightyBuzzard: Yes, that's it. I was just curious about the history, not who did it. I wouldn't expect (or want) that to be given out. I was curious this AM, but now,eh
[17:01:56] <weeds> FatPhil: That's what interested me this AM.
[17:23:24] <mechanicjay> FYI: https://lwn.net linux priv escalation w/ exploit in the wild
[17:23:25] <exec> └─ 13An important set of stable kernel updates [LWN.net]
[17:23:50] <mechanicjay> Probably worth a sub, but I'm going crazy at work right now trying mitigate
[17:24:19] <mechanicjay> #submit https://lwn.net
[17:24:20] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[17:24:21] <exec> └─ 13An important set of stable kernel updates [LWN.net]
[17:28:19] <janrinok> mechanicjay, that story is already going out at 1737 UTC
[17:28:29] <janrinok> out in about 10 - 15 mins
[17:28:40] <mechanicjay> janrinok: cool
[17:34:09] <chromas> lol it has its own website
[17:34:44] <chromas> Even bugs have their own marketing now. I guess those degrees are useful after all
[17:35:52] * chromas clicks "View exploit"..."Looking up github.com"....................................................
[17:35:55] <janrinok> chromas, the site claims it is intended to mock the use of sites for bugs - seems to be a funny way of going about it
[17:37:07] <chromas> yeah that's kinda dumb. "Having a website for these bugs is stupid, but there's a bug so it's not the right time to think about that"
[17:37:46] <chromas> Must be time to switch to QNX
[17:42:08] <janrinok> mechanicjay, the last link in the story now out is the best description of how it works
[17:46:12] <mechanicjay> janrinok: have a couple old machines for which no kernel patch is going to exist, in which some web accessible processes perform a shell_exec out the back end.
[17:46:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nine Year-Old Linux Kernel Privilege Escalation Vulnerability, Dubbed "Dirty COW" is now in the Wild - http://sylnt.us - don't-have-a-cow-man
[17:46:59] <mechanicjay> janrinok: This one machine has been on my "migrate this shit to newer hardware" for a year at low priority -- I don't have to tell what just happpend to that priority.
[17:47:44] <janrinok> lol
[17:54:30] * cmn32480 bets it didn't change
[17:55:36] <janrinok> you are becoming (or are remaining) a most cynical editor
[17:57:14] <janrinok> I've submitted 19 stories today, and processed 7, I think I will do some processing instead ...
[17:57:32] <janrinok> programming, not processing, doh!
[17:58:00] <cmn32480> I am cynical.. but alas.. I am not living in the luxury of retirement....
[17:59:00] <janrinok> luxury? we had grass soup tonight with a cup of cold puddle water to wash it down. I am saving the the fallen leaves to make a special pudding for Sunday
[18:24:17] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard, Just had a submission in that informs us that there is a major DDoS attach currently in progress. Twitter, Netflix, PayPal and eBay are all down or on reduced service. Could tie into our box been hammered earlier?
[18:24:27] <janrinok> attack*
[18:24:59] <janrinok> being*
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[18:25:41] <janrinok> SYSADMINS ^^
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[18:29:52] <janrinok> http://www.independent.co.uk
[18:29:54] <exec> └─ 13Internet outage takes down Twitter, Netflix, PayPal and many of the web's most visited websites | The Independent
[18:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, heard about that much earlier. different kinda dos.
[18:42:44] <janrinok> k
[18:42:47] <cmn32480> MS-DOS?
[18:42:54] <cmn32480> DR-DOS?
[18:42:57] <janrinok> PC-DOS -
[18:42:59] <cmn32480> PC-DOS?
[18:43:05] <janrinok> ninja'd
[18:43:09] <cmn32480> dangit
[18:43:34] <janrinok> hope the interruption doesn't interfere with my porn viewing
[18:43:51] * TheMightyBuzzard checks
[18:44:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> pornhub's still good. no worries.
[18:44:55] <janrinok> even the vids of chickens and giraffes?
[18:45:06] * cmn32480 <sniffs> I'm at the office and can't watch ron!
[18:45:48] <janrinok> not sure what ron has done to deserve being watched anyway
[18:46:37] <cmn32480> The Hedgehog? it is more who he has done to deserve being watched
[18:47:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, a man that ugly getting paid to bone hot chicks is an inspiration to us all.
[18:48:44] <janrinok> true - fortunately we are similar in some regards and not in others. Unfortunately, not as I would wish ...
[18:49:46] <cmn32480> you mean you are ugly but blessed with a tic-tac?
[18:51:07] <janrinok> close enough ...!
[19:07:33] <janrinok> time for me to leave - see you all tomorrow
[19:07:41] <janrinok> ~gnight cmn32480
[19:07:43] * exec abnormally deallocates a B cup of cheese from cmn32480
[19:07:49] <cmn32480> ~gngiht janrinok
[19:07:54] <cmn32480> ~gnight janrinok
[19:07:56] * exec ceremoniously hangs a trigger warning sign about a cube of humility on janrinok
[19:08:54] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[19:17:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Vatican and China Reach Deal on Ordination of Bishops - http://sylnt.us - learning-to-get-along
[20:35:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Paypal, Twitter, and Other Major Sites Hit by DDoS - http://sylnt.us - breaking-the-net
[21:35:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Nintendo Switch" Coming in March 2017 - http://sylnt.us - Now-that's-a-Switch!
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[22:22:54] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 9°C/49°F, 9:22 am AEDT, Saturday, 22 October 2016
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[22:23:36] <khallow> http://reason.com
[22:23:43] <exec> └─ 13No Laughing Matter: Mississippi County Will Issue Fines to Anyone Dressed Like a Clown - Hit & Run : Reason.com
[22:26:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Organic Chemistry Sizzles for BACON Students Around the World - http://sylnt.us - bacon-for-the-win
[22:26:32] <khallow> "The Kemper County Board of Supervisors voted unanimously on Wednesday to implement the ban, which expires the day after Halloween. It makes it unlawful for anyone of any age to appear in public in a clown costume, clown mask or clown makeup, the Kemper County Messenger reports.
[22:28:10] <crutchy> too bad for anyone whose job is to dress up as a clown
[22:28:16] <crutchy> and circuses be damned!
[22:30:17] <cmn32480> clowns are f**king scary
[22:30:53] <khallow> I guess we have to do what it takes to prevent Clownmaggeddon.
[22:31:34] <cmn32480> makeup your mind
[22:33:54] <khallow> apparently the last two months have been a time of hell on Earth
[22:34:18] <khallow> http://reason.com
[22:34:20] <exec> └─ 13Topics : Clown Scare - Reason.com
[22:35:10] <khallow> There has been three robberies by a guy in a clown mask in Michigan
[22:35:30] <khallow> and a stabbing in Reading, Pennsylvannia
[22:35:34] <khallow> endtimes are here
[22:39:33] <khallow> There is no VW too small to hold this menace
[22:46:52] <crutchy> what is the legal definition of "clown"?
[22:47:12] <crutchy> could i just wear a batman mask instead?
[22:47:56] <crutchy> can i paint my face but leave off the red nose?
[22:49:32] <khallow> I don't know
[22:49:38] <khallow> mimes might be safe, batman not
[22:49:48] <khallow> this is just so uncertain
[22:50:07] <crutchy> what about bandages?
[22:50:15] <cmn32480> shit.. there are two of them running for President!
[22:50:20] <khallow> what happens if you accidentally fall face down in flour?
[22:50:30] <crutchy> cmn32480, oh you didn't
[22:50:32] <crutchy> :p
[22:50:37] <cmn32480> oh
[22:50:39] <cmn32480> I did
[22:50:49] <khallow> they better not go to Mississippi until this thing dies down
[22:50:53] <crutchy> that is probably illegal too you know
[22:51:04] <cmn32480> going to Mississippi?
[22:51:12] <cmn32480> if it ain't, it oughta be!
[22:51:34] <crutchy> why do i get the feeling that trump and hillary are both gangbanging US voters for lulz?
[22:51:47] <cmn32480> without lube
[22:51:59] <cmn32480> in a very uncomfortable place
[22:52:08] <crutchy> they're probably literally fucking each other. can you imagine trump and hillary having sexual intercourse?
[22:52:11] * crutchy shudders
[22:52:16] <crutchy> now *that* should be banned
[22:52:20] <cmn32480> yeah
[22:52:22] <cmn32480> thanks
[22:52:29] <cmn32480> #smake crutchy
[22:52:29] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with a trojan horse penis
[22:52:58] <cmn32480> dear God.. I wouldn't fuck her (or him) with your dick... and khallow pushing
[22:53:26] <crutchy> i'm starting to wonder if the whole campaign thing is an act. that they are both on the same side
[22:53:35] <crutchy> the side that rich people are on
[22:53:54] <cmn32480> they certainly aren't on the side of the people
[22:54:05] <cmn32480> s/people/sheep/
[22:54:10] <crutchy> yeah that seems obvious. well, to you and me at least
[22:54:41] <cmn32480> i be back.. need to eat adn beat my kids
[22:54:46] <crutchy> i wonder if they discuss their campaigns together and plan out their rhetoric
[22:54:51] <crutchy> lmao
[22:54:54] <crutchy> good luck
[22:54:59] <crutchy> kids are dangerous creatures
[22:55:24] <cmn32480> eat adn beat is the step after shake and bake
[22:58:38] <cmn32480> the gods hath shined upon me
[22:58:50] <cmn32480> we have 2 extras for dinner adn there are no seats at the table
[22:58:58] <cmn32480> Praise be to $diety
[22:59:08] <crutchy> do you have a pig trough?
[22:59:16] <crutchy> they can come in handy in those situations
[22:59:38] <cmn32480> the way one of these kids is eating he may have been raised at one
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[23:02:18] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 9°C/49°F, 10:02 am AEDT, Saturday, 22 October 2016
[23:09:23] <khallow> playing civ 6
[23:09:29] <khallow> came out today
[23:10:03] <khallow> some parts are nice
[23:10:22] <khallow> but there's only like 8 leaders to choose from at the moment
[23:11:18] <khallow> Gandhi and cleopatra are old favorites
[23:11:38] <khallow> Federick Barbarrosa is pretty well known
[23:12:42] <khallow> I'm playing Gilgamesh at the moment, who may not have even been a real person
[23:12:50] <crutchy> oh you bastard
[23:12:54] <crutchy> i been playing civ 5
[23:13:43] <khallow> I've been playing with an underspec computer and it's slow, but not too bad
[23:15:17] <khallow> sorry crutchy your game is now... inadequate
[23:15:47] <khallow> or erm, will be after they put out one or two expansions
[23:16:22] <khallow> at least I don't get the same feeling that they made a bunch of poor, ahistorical decisions for balance
[23:16:36] <khallow> but that might change as I play it some more
[23:16:39] <crutchy> i've got g&k. my missus has the full civ5 with bnw and g&k
[23:16:46] <crutchy> bitch :p
[23:17:07] <crutchy> anyway i gunna play some starcraft over lan with mah kiddies
[23:17:12] <crutchy> bbl
[23:20:16] <khallow> one thing I do like is that worker units or "builders" now are instantaneous
[23:20:26] <khallow> no more waiting for them to build something
[23:20:39] <khallow> they have 3 builds though
[23:20:48] <khallow> and then go away
[23:40:54] <cmn32480> why can't I play an FPS w/o my kids poking in and asking what I am doing?
[23:55:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Two New Dinosaurs Walked From South America to Australia, Via Antarctica - http://sylnt.us - might-have-jogged
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[23:56:37] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 27°C/81°F, 4:56 pm GMT-7, Friday, 21 October 2016
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