#Soylent | Logs for 2016-11-07

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[00:00:15] <FatPhil> how to change weapon/defence in #fite?
[00:03:17] <xhedit> #fitectl armor/weapon
[00:12:21] <cmn32480> #fite mrcoolbp
[00:12:21] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:12:23] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at mrcoolbp's feet.
[00:12:32] <cmn32480> ~say fite mrcoolbp
[00:12:34] <exec> fite mrcoolbp
[00:12:39] <cmn32480> ~say #fite mrcoolbp
[00:12:41] <exec> #fite mrcoolbp
[00:12:41] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:12:49] <MrPlow> mrcoolbp falls broken at exec's feet.
[00:13:06] <cmn32480> #fite SirFinkus
[00:13:06] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:13:06] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[00:13:15] <cmn32480> ~say #fite SirFinkus
[00:13:17] <exec> #fite SirFinkus
[00:13:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:13:25] <MrPlow> SirFinkus falls broken at exec's feet.
[00:13:31] <SirFinkus> #fite SirFinkus
[00:13:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:13:31] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[00:13:39] <cmn32480> ~say #fite aqu4
[00:13:41] <exec> #fite aqu4
[00:13:41] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:13:45] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at exec's feet.
[00:14:31] <cmn32480> ~say #fite FatPhil
[00:14:33] <exec> #fite FatPhil
[00:14:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:14:33] <MrPlow> FatPhil's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[00:14:54] <cmn32480> ~say #fite MrPlow
[00:14:55] <exec> #fite MrPlow
[00:14:56] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:14:56] <MrPlow> MrPlow's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[00:16:02] <cmn32480> ~say #fite Bender
[00:16:04] <exec> #fite Bender
[00:16:04] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:16:14] <MrPlow> Bender falls broken at exec's feet.
[00:16:36] <cmn32480> ~say #fite Aphrodite
[00:16:38] <exec> #fite Aphrodite
[00:16:38] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:16:54] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at exec's feet.
[00:16:56] <cmn32480> exec seems to be a real ass kicker, sometimes...
[00:17:18] <cmn32480> ~say #fite swiss
[00:17:19] <exec> #fite swiss
[00:17:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:17:24] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at exec's feet.
[00:17:32] <cmn32480> ~say #fite Deucalion
[00:17:33] <exec> #fite Deucalion
[00:17:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:18:01] <MrPlow> Deucalion falls broken at exec's feet.
[00:18:26] <cmn32480> ~say #fite chromas
[00:18:28] <exec> #fite chromas
[00:18:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:18:28] <MrPlow> chromas's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[00:18:46] <cmn32480> ~say #fite boru
[00:18:47] <exec> #fite boru
[00:18:47] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:19:22] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at boru's feet.
[00:19:35] <cmn32480> ahh well... we had a good run
[00:22:14] <xhedit> #fite boru
[00:22:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:22:50] <MrPlow> boru falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:25:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Election Eve US Jobs Report Reflects Continuing Stagnation - http://sylnt.us - probably-not-coming-back-either
[00:28:02] <xhedit> #fite Loggie
[00:28:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:28:10] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:28:38] <xhedit> #fite weeds
[00:28:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:28:43] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:30:59] <xhedit> #fite coolhand
[00:30:59] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see coolhand
[00:31:04] <xhedit> #fite CoolHand
[00:31:04] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:31:16] <MrPlow> CoolHand falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:31:35] <xhedit> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[00:31:35] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:31:39] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:31:46] <xhedit> #fite paulej72
[00:31:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:31:48] <MrPlow> paulej72 falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:32:04] <xhedit> #fite takyon
[00:32:04] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:32:14] <MrPlow> takyon falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:32:40] <xhedit> #fite Bytram|away
[00:32:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:32:59] <MrPlow> Bytram|away falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[00:34:07] <xhedit> ;x
[00:35:08] <xhedit> #fite u
[00:35:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:35:25] <MrPlow> u falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[01:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, you really been rackin up the kills, xhedit
[01:47:26] <cmn32480> there a kills tally?
[01:47:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite xhedit
[01:47:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:47:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[01:47:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, is a fite going on, hafta wait
[01:48:25] <xhedit> gonna take a while.
[01:49:07] <cmn32480> geepers....
[01:49:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[01:49:35] <MrPlow> xhedit falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[01:49:52] <cmn32480> over 2 minutes...
[01:50:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[01:50:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> had to do that before the good fairy come round or he coulda kilt me
[01:51:11] <xhedit> I was hoping you were taking a long nap :(
[01:51:19] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[01:52:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno if it's even working yet. it's the first timer i set up like this and it's not due to fire till 4h after the last time i started him
[01:52:27] <cmn32480> or boru kills him
[01:52:29] <cmn32480> either way
[01:52:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[01:52:39] <cmn32480> you gonna fix that bug?
[01:52:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly. haven't even looked at it yet
[01:53:02] <cmn32480> easy
[01:53:09] <cmn32480> #fitectl cmn32480
[01:53:24] <cmn32480> previously, that killed the bot
[01:53:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl boru
[01:53:29] -!- MrPlow has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[01:53:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> it just hates boru
[01:53:41] <cmn32480> interesting
[01:54:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's what the prollem is
[01:54:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not fixing it right now though
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[01:54:45] <cmn32480> fair enough....
[01:54:56] <cmn32480> now we gotta wait 4 more hours to get #goodfary
[01:55:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #fite
[01:55:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #dev
[01:55:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #editorial
[01:55:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #join #test
[01:55:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[01:55:32] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[01:56:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, think ima make him let everyone #goodfairy at the cost of level(s)
[01:57:20] <cmn32480> and the folks on level 1?
[01:57:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> no joy for them. they just stay dead
[02:03:37] <cmn32480> alrighty... 'nuff vidya for today
[02:03:53] <cmn32480> #fite SirFinkus
[02:03:53] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:04:01] <MrPlow> SirFinkus falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:04:27] <cmn32480> #fite aqu4
[02:04:27] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:04:42] <MrPlow> aqu4 falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:04:58] <cmn32480> #fite Deucalion
[02:04:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:05:17] <MrPlow> Deucalion falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[02:05:35] <cmn32480> "cmn32480 smites the everlovin crap out of Deucalion with a yo mamma's big pink dildo"
[02:05:57] <cmn32480> that makes me giggle
[02:06:58] * cmn32480 wonders if ther is a way to see just my scoreboard
[02:07:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google DeepMind to Take on Starcraft II - http://sylnt.us - Destroy-all-Human-[Player]s!
[02:07:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope
[02:08:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i know why the timer ain't going spastic...
[02:14:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[02:14:51] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[02:14:51] -!- MrPlow has quit [Quit: Powered by Rust.]
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[02:15:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[02:15:20] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[02:15:20] -!- MrPlow has quit [Client Quit]
[02:16:41] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!MrPlow@nsa.gov] has joined #Soylent
[02:17:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, tested and the timers are at least counting down
[02:17:47] <cmn32480> so we ought not wait 3 hours and 58 minutes and kill him?
[02:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> only if you don't wanna get realived
[02:18:21] <cmn32480> #fite Loggie
[02:18:21] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:18:31] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at Loggie's feet.
[02:18:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh
[02:18:40] <cmn32480> that's what I get...
[02:18:46] <cmn32480> ~say #fite Loggie
[02:18:48] <exec> #fite Loggie
[02:18:48] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:18:58] <cmn32480> bot battle...
[02:19:06] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at exec's feet.
[02:20:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll fix the breakin shit bug in the morning
[02:20:38] <cmn32480> ~say #fite boru
[02:20:40] <exec> #fite boru
[02:20:40] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:21:32] <cmn32480> oh dear...
[02:21:42] <cmn32480> apparently once you get above level 10 things get rather lengthy
[02:21:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> yuppers
[02:22:17] <MrPlow> boru falls broken at exec's feet.
[02:22:31] * cmn32480 wonders if Dooooocalion gets pinged every time jugs gets mentioned
[02:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> not in that channel i wouldn't think
[02:23:05] <cmn32480> I hope not.
[02:23:37] <cmn32480> it is rather fun TMB
[02:23:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> well he hasn't rained hell down upon you yet, so i think you're safe
[02:23:55] <cmn32480> true
[02:24:11] <xhedit> let's see how bad it is
[02:24:15] <xhedit> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[02:24:15] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:24:31] * TheMightyBuzzard goes for a smoke on the grounds that this is gonna take a bit
[02:24:41] * cmn32480 goes to check his chicken nnuggets
[02:25:57] * cmn32480 had time to raid the Halloween candy on the way back too
[02:27:45] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[02:27:46] * xhedit takes a nap during the fite
[02:27:56] <cmn32480> OH SNAP!
[02:28:07] <arti> :D
[02:28:17] <cmn32480> ~say #fite arti
[02:28:18] <exec> #fite arti
[02:28:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:28:24] <MrPlow> arti falls broken at exec's feet.
[02:29:28] <cmn32480> ~say #fite chromas
[02:29:29] <exec> #fite chromas
[02:29:29] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[02:29:50] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at chromas's feet.
[02:29:59] <cmn32480> blame TMB arti
[02:31:43] <arti> i blame U
[02:32:53] * TheMightyBuzzard db edits xhedit back to level 1
[02:33:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, these fites are gonna get disturbingly long when folks start getting up around 600th level and such
[02:34:09] <arti> like DBZ long?
[02:34:15] <arti> 3 episodes later
[02:34:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> quite possibly, yep
[02:34:28] <arti> i'm sure you've got time to figure it out
[02:34:37] <arti> maybe make it over botnet?
[02:34:41] <arti> dcc chat
[02:34:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> took three minutes to get me kilt
[02:34:53] <cmn32480> at level 25
[02:35:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i may do max hp as 10+level instead of 10xlevel
[02:36:19] <cmn32480> hehe
[02:36:37] <cmn32480> at level 600, we can all be dead, and by the time the figtht is over we all alive again!
[02:36:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof
[02:37:24] * cmn32480 smites the everlovinn crap out of his late night chicken nuggets with extra Honey BBQ Ranch dressing
[02:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, level + 10 it is
[02:38:00] <cmn32480> make a max level... like Karma
[02:38:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> or will be after my next commit and rebuild
[02:38:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> !karma chameleon
[02:38:17] <Bender> karma of chameleon is 6
[02:38:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> chameleon++
[02:38:24] <Bender> karma - chameleon: 7
[02:38:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt karma chameleon
[02:38:32] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:41:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl weapon Special Purpose
[02:41:53] <MrPlow> weapon for TheMightyBuzzard set to Special Purpose.
[02:44:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:44:46] <exec> └─ 13The Jerk (8/10) Movie CLIP - Navin's Special Purpose (1979) HD - YouTube
[02:44:50] <cmn32480> #fitectl weapon Ranch Dressing Hose
[02:44:50] <MrPlow> weapon for cmn32480 set to Ranch Dressing Hose.
[02:47:17] <cmn32480> oh
[02:47:35] <cmn32480> we went to the local astronomy assosciation last night
[02:47:39] <cmn32480> got to look at Uranus
[02:47:50] <cmn32480> and all I could think was 98.6F adn Windy
[02:48:15] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[02:48:43] <cmn32480> I was giggling all night like some kind of fucktard
[02:49:27] <cmn32480> in reality it was pretty cool
[02:50:02] <cmn32480> they have a 14" reflector in the dome, and the people in the parking lot set up all kinda stuff to look at all kinds of stuff
[02:50:16] <cmn32480> the moon, Mars
[02:50:19] <cmn32480> star clusters
[02:50:56] <cmn32480> there was even a guy taking pictures of the Ring nebula with a pretty neato rig that followed the point in the sky for a 2 minute exposure
[02:56:31] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[02:56:33] <exec> └─ 13Journal of Ethanol-fueled (2792)
[03:04:26] <takyon> yeah I read the story
[03:07:37] <cmn32480> I shook my head and laughed
[03:09:33] <arti> that's hilarious
[03:09:40] <cmn32480> I thought so
[03:10:20] <cmn32480> that boy better hope nobody figures out who he is online
[03:38:20] <takyon> I don't think it is too hard
[03:38:26] <takyon> he has posted a photo of himself IIRC
[03:45:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Identifies Cause of September Explosion - http://sylnt.us - too-cool-for-its-own-good
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[05:36:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CDC Identifies Drug-Resistant Candida Auris Fungal Infection in the U.S. - http://sylnt.us - This-fungus-is-not-very-fun,-Gus.
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[05:48:17] <EFknockr> 4,12 THIS NETWORK IS BLOWJOBS! GET ON SUPERNETS FOR COLD HARD CHATS NOW
[05:48:17] <EFknockr> 1,12 1,0 4 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[05:48:18] <EFknockr> 1,12 4 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[05:48:18] <EFknockr> 1,12 4 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[05:48:19] <EFknockr> 4,12 1 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 12,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[05:48:19] <EFknockr> 4,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[05:48:20] <EFknockr> 4,12 THIS NETWORK IS BLOWJOBS! GET ON SUPERNETS FOR COLD HARD CHATS NOW
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[06:20:55] <SirFinkus> lolque?
[06:21:13] <SirFinkus> takyon: only his ass
[06:21:17] <SirFinkus> that i've seen
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[06:23:18] <EFknockr> 4,12 THIS NETWORK IS BLOWJOBS! GET ON SUPERNETS FOR COLD HARD CHATS NOW
[06:23:18] <EFknockr> 1,12 1,0 4 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[06:23:19] <EFknockr> 1,12 4 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[06:23:20] <EFknockr> 1,12 4 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[06:23:20] <EFknockr> 4,12 1 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 12,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[06:23:21] <EFknockr> 4,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12 1,0 1,12
[06:23:21] <EFknockr> 4,12 THIS NETWORK IS BLOWJOBS! GET ON SUPERNETS FOR COLD HARD CHATS NOW
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[06:23:41] <SirFinkus> .op
[06:23:41] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o SirFinkus] by Aphrodite
[06:24:13] <chromas> Do you have kline-ability?
[06:24:30] <SirFinkus> I can ban him
[06:25:12] <SirFinkus> something like /mode +b EFKnockr@*.us-west-5.compute.amazonaws.com should work right?
[06:25:45] <SirFinkus> or probably everything on compute.amazonaws.com
[06:26:01] * SirFinkus has never banned anyone on irc before
[06:26:21] <SirFinkus> Deucalion on?
[06:26:22] <SirFinkus> teach me how to banned asshol
[06:27:03] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b *!EFKnockr@*.us-west-5.compute.amazonaws.com] by SirFinkus
[06:27:13] <SirFinkus> well, I hope that didn't break everythign
[06:27:33] <chromas> doesn't match
[06:27:43] <chromas> you've got the nick in the user slot
[06:27:54] <chromas> nick!user@host
[06:28:05] <SirFinkus> ahh
[06:28:21] <SirFinkus> you know what?
[06:28:30] <chromas> maybe something like *!*@*.us-west-5.compute.amazonaws.com
[06:28:47] <SirFinkus> yeah, was just about to say
[06:28:54] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b *!*@*.us-west-5.compute.amazonaws.com] by SirFinkus
[06:29:47] <chromas> ooh, only two bans on the channel
[06:30:39] -!- xuser has quit [Quit: SIGTERM]
[06:33:45] <arti> hahaha
[06:36:22] <SirFinkus> it was xuser all along
[06:36:34] <SirFinkus> .op
[06:36:34] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o SirFinkus] by Aphrodite
[06:36:42] <SirFinkus> not really, just conspiracy shit
[06:36:45] <SirFinkus> .deop
[06:36:45] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o SirFinkus] by Aphrodite
[06:44:26] <SirFinkus> chromas, you still there?
[06:44:38] <chromas> 'sup
[06:44:45] <SirFinkus> mind trying to say something in #staff?
[06:44:55] <SirFinkus> just checking something
[06:45:06] <chromas> Did you see it?
[06:45:13] <chromas> You probably would if you're opped there
[06:45:15] <SirFinkus> nope, perfect
[06:45:19] <chromas> though that's another setting
[06:45:32] <SirFinkus> try again?
[06:45:45] <chromas> where ops can see non+v users' messages when the channel is +m
[06:46:02] <SirFinkus> yeah, that might have been borked somewhere along the way
[06:46:22] <SirFinkus> did you send a second message after I opped?
[06:46:30] <chromas> a couple
[06:46:39] <SirFinkus> hmm, nothing
[06:46:59] * SirFinkus sends more shit to juggs
[06:47:07] <SirFinkus> thanks a lot for the help
[06:48:05] <chromas> I think that option is +z
[06:48:09] <chromas> (reduced moderation)
[06:48:19] <chromas> here's the manual: http://files.pirateirc.net
[06:48:51] <SirFinkus> we updated or changed the irc stuff recently, not sure if you're aware of that
[06:49:20] <SirFinkus> since xlefay is gone and juggs has been sorting all that stuff out
[06:49:55] <chromas> I don't remember. Still charybdis though
[06:50:28] <chromas> I bet it doesn't even support irc 3
[06:50:33] <SirFinkus> I'll let him handle it then, passed it along though
[06:50:35] <chromas> (not that it's been 'released' yet)
[06:50:58] <SirFinkus> it should be fixed by the next staff meeting (lol)
[06:51:06] <chromas> ha
[06:52:30] * SirFinkus checks the snow forecast for hell
[06:52:37] <SirFinkus> might be a while
[06:55:19] * chromas suspects soon SirFinkus'll be fulltime staff evrawhere
[06:56:21] <SirFinkus> pfft, I doubt it, I don't do jack shit except "run" the folding team and some wiki stuff
[06:56:22] <SirFinkus> I can't even ban an asshole on irc without help
[06:56:58] <SirFinkus> and I'm going to bed, if he comes back, feel free to spam like 5 pms at me, that'll get something to vibrate or beep so I can swing the banhammer harder
[06:57:02] <chromas> True. Turn that badge back in, boy!
[06:57:39] <SirFinkus> I got to swing a banhammer today, which is exciting
[06:58:22] <SirFinkus> ineptly, and with obscene collateral damage I'm sure
[06:59:15] <SirFinkus> anyway, if he comes back, send me like 5 pms, fucking idlerpg spam pings me twice if I fight a guy, so I'll know it's a human if I get more
[06:59:25] <chromas> /ban *!*@*
[06:59:58] <SirFinkus> I really should turn off notifications for that channel
[07:00:08] <SirFinkus> what could possibly go wrong?
[07:03:02] * chromas enables systemd's ntp service
[07:04:45] <chromas> also fbi says hillary's fine
[07:04:49] * chromas tries to stir shit
[07:13:49] <xhedit> #fite chromas
[07:13:49] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:14:22] <MrPlow> chromas falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[07:14:37] * chromas pastes on his X eyes
[07:15:08] <xhedit> #fite u
[07:15:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:15:31] <MrPlow> u falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[07:17:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Bets on AI to Revitalize Galaxy Phones - http://sylnt.us - compared-to-natural-intelligence?
[07:17:52] <xhedit> #fite Aphrodite
[07:17:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:18:01] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[07:29:41] <FatPhil> SirFinkus: is there actually a bug with idlerpg?
[07:38:20] <FatPhil> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[07:38:20] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:38:30] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[07:40:34] <FatPhil> #fite weeds
[07:40:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[07:40:45] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[07:43:30] <xhedit> #fite CoolHand
[07:43:50] <xhedit> hmf
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[07:55:03] <chromas> SirFinkus: you could toss a ban into #editorial as well
[08:14:52] <boru> Man, wtf is up with US companies. Email in inbox this morning, person X appointed to Chief Diversity Officer. What in blazes...
[08:15:09] <boru> I've heard of CEO, CTO, CFO etc, but is this something new over there?
[08:15:33] <boru> Since we've been acquired by a large US company, it seems corporate toxicity levels have reached a new high.
[08:16:18] <chromas> Liberal arts has been leaking out into the real world lately
[08:18:58] <FatPhil> >facepalm<
[08:19:26] <FatPhil> If your degree ends ".. studies", then you don't have a degree.
[08:19:48] <boru> I did get an email about some other shite where we could be coached to 'realise your unconscious bias' etc.
[08:20:10] <FatPhil> what field is your company in?
[08:20:13] <boru> If ever they made it to our part of the lab, they'd probably be horrified.
[08:20:20] <boru> Semiconductors.
[08:20:48] <chromas> The only way to rid the world of racism is to make everyone continually conscious of their and everyone else's race
[08:21:13] <boru> It's like these people spend their entire life being offended on everyone else's behalf.
[08:21:37] <chromas> I bet the progressive stack is ordered with a bubble sort
[08:21:45] <FatPhil> youtube.com/watch?v=9aVUoy9r0CM
[08:21:52] <boru> They really ought to toughen up. The world is filled with hardship.
[08:22:02] <chromas> they want to change that
[08:23:16] <boru> Well, that email has used up the last of my tolerance for today.
[08:23:17] <FatPhil> I've worked for Freescale Semiconductor, that was relatively sane, but Europe was fairly autonomous. And I was working in Finland which is also pretty sane,
[08:23:25] <boru> Yeah.
[08:23:39] <boru> I moved from .ie to .uk -- eager to leave again...
[08:24:29] <boru> It'll be tough, but I'd like to get to .ch, with .de as second choice.
[08:25:44] <FatPhil> eu citizen?
[08:26:56] <FatPhil> .ch is beautiful, I'd love to spend a bit of time there. Maybe I should become a full-time author instead of a coding monkey
[08:31:24] <boru> Yeah, I'm Irish.
[08:31:44] <boru> I think you'd have a harder time getting into .ch as an author.
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[08:57:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA and FEMA Conduct Asteroid Threat Response Exercise - http://sylnt.us - Lucifer's-Hammer
[08:59:23] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[08:59:40] <boru> Good job on the dept. reference, there.
[08:59:47] <boru> I really ought to give that a read again soon.
[09:00:07] * Bytram wonders why in the world he is awake at this time of the day, never mind why is he on-line except to push a few stories into a nearly-empty queue
[09:00:21] <Bytram> boru: Thanks!
[09:00:38] <Bytram> took me a while to remember the name of the story -- was a good read, back in the day
[09:00:39] <boru> What hour is it there?
[09:01:05] <boru> I think it captures the political climate of the time quite well.
[09:01:11] <Bytram> EST: i.e. 0400
[09:01:40] <boru> Ah, closing it on astronomer's bedtime.
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[09:02:29] <exec> welcome JamesNZ: Wellington, New Zealand 10:47 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45), 12°C/53°F, 10:02 pm NZDT, Monday, 7 November 2016
[09:03:15] <FatPhil> coffee++
[09:03:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2995
[09:03:24] <Bytram> definitely
[09:03:26] <Bytram> coffee++
[09:03:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2996
[09:04:21] <Bytram> #fite ciri
[09:04:21] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see ciri
[09:04:33] <Bytram> ~last ciri
[09:04:35] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count, source. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message, html]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[09:04:35] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[09:04:38] <FatPhil> having said that, this one is giving me some wicked twitches, and I hate that
[09:06:05] <boru> Low blood sugar?
[09:06:26] <boru> Induced hypoglycaemia, I suspect.
[09:08:43] <Bytram> chromas: try saying something in #staff, now.
[09:11:54] <FatPhil> I should buy a blood sugar monitor, I think that might bring some insight into my fucked-up sleep patterns (if only to rule out a dietary component)
[09:13:05] <boru> I gave up coffee about a year ago. I was drinking _a lot_. When I have up, my stress levels fell off a cliff, sleep improved etc.
[09:13:37] <FatPhil> living in finland, my consmption was astronomic. My kidneys told me to cut down.
[09:14:21] <FatPhil> I guess I average ~1 cup a day now, I'm much more of a tea drinker.
[09:14:24] <boru> I think I was drinking 6-8 double expressos before lunch, just to wake up/be functional.
[09:14:36] <chromas> You mean you could have put Finns in space but put your own health over your fellow peopleses?
[09:14:47] <FatPhil> The problem with this cup is that it's not proper coffee, it's some aromatised nonsense.
[09:14:56] <boru> Feh.
[09:15:57] <boru> Finns could've put Finns in space if the instrument documentation wasn't in Finnish. Experts are still decoding it.
[09:16:36] <chromas> I'm sure someday they'll Finnish
[09:16:43] <FatPhil> when I was on ~8 coffees (drip filter, 200+ml mugs) a day, I didn't get any twitches. It was only the kidneys that suffered.
[09:17:08] <FatPhil> and I never used it to wake up, I just wanted the flavours in my mouth!
[09:17:15] <boru> Norway will they Finnish in time, though.
[09:17:39] <FatPhil> I'm just lapping this up...
[09:17:51] <boru> Subtle.
[09:18:22] <chromas> Invent coffee chew and make a small fortune
[09:18:52] <FatPhil> coffee lollies for the kids
[09:19:19] <chromas> lollies for the lollies
[09:19:25] <chromas> or lollies for the lolis
[09:19:48] <chromas> ~last nick=ciri
[09:20:27] <exec> 03[2016-09-13 01:49:4] #Soylent <Ciri_2> Kosher salt can't melt string beans.
[09:20:42] <FatPhil> coffee bars, perhaps. Which reminds me of https://www.youtube.com
[09:20:44] <exec> └─ 13Cheesoid Full Mitchell and Webb - YouTube
[09:20:45] <boru> Coffee chewing tobacco could be a marketable product.
[09:21:33] <Bytram> hmmm, Caffeine, Nicotine, ... all you're missing is Thorazine. ;)
[09:22:11] <boru> And, when enough of the human race have become addicted, hydrazine.
[09:22:20] * boru chortles
[09:22:55] <Bytram> not enough Nitrogens in that one... ever read Derek Lowe's blog: Things I would never work with?
[09:23:21] <boru> Heh, yeah, that's a great read.
[09:23:36] <Bytram> understatement++
[09:23:36] <Bender> karma - understatement: 1
[09:24:09] <boru> That story about HF is great.
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[09:24:14] <boru> Exeunt omnes.
[09:24:40] <Bytram> has a fascinating way of depicting just how crazy some of the those chemists were who would construct molecules with a boatload of N=N bonds in'em, and figure that was a good *starting* point
[09:24:43] <FatPhil> FOOF!
[09:26:02] <Bytram> ROFL!
[09:26:25] <Bytram> Rapid Disassembly of Lab Equipment
[09:27:07] <boru> This one: http://blogs.sciencemag.org
[09:27:23] <boru> "The shout “HF LEAK!” went out into the halls, and I’m told that the whole area set a never-to-be-equaled evacuation record."
[09:27:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Slow Ride Toward the Future of Public Transportation - http://sylnt.us - bring-back-the-trolly,-too
[09:28:08] <Bytram> some of the more, umm, aromatic creations were a fun read, as well.
[09:29:09] <boru> Quite.
[09:29:38] <boru> Growing up, we did a lot of chemistry-at-home, but stuff like HF was too exotic to be...acquired...from university labs.
[09:32:10] <Bytram> no at-home chem for me.
[09:32:22] <Bytram> :/
[09:32:42] <Bytram> prolly just as well... knowing me at that age, I'd prolly have blown the place up
[09:33:15] <Bytram> not on purpose, mind you; just out of a sense of unbridled curiosity
[09:35:44] <FatPhil> I know there was HF on the Toulouse Freescale campus. Fortunately no leaks while I was stationed there. Ireland = Intel? Fab?
[09:36:01] <boru> Yeah, next town over from where I lived for a long time.
[09:36:42] <boru> This is actually my first foray into semiconductor design; my background is space/aerospace, but I took a break to do something different for a while.
[09:37:02] <boru> This company is fabless.
[09:37:18] <FatPhil> fabless is mostly the future, I think
[09:37:30] <FatPhil> apart from the few who can afford fabs
[09:37:31] <boru> Depends on who you ask.
[09:37:45] <boru> Some people don't trust third party fabs.
[09:38:07] <boru> Afterall, you're sending your masks to the competition for tapeout.
[09:38:41] <cmn32480> ~say #fite arti
[09:38:42] <exec> #fite arti
[09:38:42] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:38:42] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[09:38:59] <boru> I'm on the fence about it, really. I like the concept of things like RISC-V, but how can you be certain that's what you're getting back from the fab, lest you have your own SEM etc.
[09:39:22] <boru> exec is getting too powerful to #fite, now.
[09:39:44] <cmn32480> so is xhedit... he's more powerfuler than TheMightyBuzzard
[09:40:14] <FatPhil> Crolles was a good idea, a collab between 3 theoretically competing companies, simply to split the costs for all of them.
[09:40:30] <cmn32480> well... I'm off to work
[09:40:36] <cmn32480> see y'all in a bit
[09:41:02] <FatPhil> #fite Bytram
[09:41:02] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Bytram
[09:41:09] <boru> #fite FatPhil
[09:41:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[09:41:09] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[09:41:16] <boru> I'm dead?
[09:41:21] <boru> Pft.
[09:41:29] <FatPhil> dang, maybe I should reenable joins/parts
[09:41:56] <boru> They're here.
[09:52:51] <FatPhil> christ. why am I listening to Manowar?
[09:57:33] <FatPhil> Fixed. John Surman - Valhalla, Garana Jazz Festival 2013
[10:02:17] <Bytram> #fite cosurgi
[10:02:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:02:27] <MrPlow> cosurgi falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[10:03:31] <FatPhil> #fite Bytram
[10:03:31] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Bytram
[10:03:44] <FatPhil> suspish
[10:03:59] <boru> It is!
[10:04:08] <Bytram> I dunno... it's TMB's bot. I just use it on occasion
[10:04:14] <Bytram> oh, and break it, too.
[10:04:16] <Bytram> ~blame
[10:04:17] * exec points at Bytram
[10:04:22] <Bytram> see?
[10:04:23] <boru> Yeah, that was your fault!
[10:04:27] <Bytram> lol
[10:04:35] <Bytram> !uid
[10:04:35] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6398, owned by DBeemer
[10:04:43] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:04:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2997
[10:05:03] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[10:05:05] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 25°F, clear, wind E at 0 mph, humidity 90% - Monday sunny (30°F:45°F), Tuesday sunny (35°F:54°F), Wednesday showers (26°F:44°F), Thursday partly cloudy (32°F:44°F)
[10:05:07] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[10:05:08] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 35°F, clear, wind N at 9 mph, humidity 70% - Monday sunny (32°F:49°F), Tuesday sunny (40°F:58°F), Wednesday scattered showers (35°F:53°F), Thursday mostly sunny (37°F:52°F)
[10:05:10] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[10:05:11] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 38°F, clear, wind N at 11 mph, humidity 66% - Monday sunny (37°F:49°F), Tuesday sunny (46°F:61°F), Wednesday showers (42°F:57°F), Thursday partly cloudy (43°F:54°F)
[10:05:17] <FatPhil> Must Puudel's good
[10:05:36] <FatPhil> [up-arrow] [ctrl-a] [ctrl-k]
[10:05:43] <Bytram> and... I just popped in to fill in the story queue, am going back to sleep.
[10:05:49] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[10:06:02] <FatPhil> #fite Bytram|away
[10:06:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[10:06:02] <MrPlow> Bytram|away's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[10:06:07] <FatPhil> dang
[10:06:12] <Bytram|away> LOL!
[10:06:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tsunami of Stars and Gas Keeps an 'Eye' on the Universe - http://sylnt.us - short-is-a-relative-term
[10:06:26] <Bytram|away> laters
[10:06:26] <FatPhil> you can run, but you can't hide!
[10:26:17] <cmn32480> hed hides pretty good too
[10:33:25] <cmn32480> WTF is wroing with people? I threw out 5 or 6 boxes of Cat5 from 1998, and one of my people pulled them out of the dumpster. There is broken microwave sitting on my conference table, in the box the replacement came in, like we are keeping ti for some reason...
[10:33:41] <cmn32480> I go out of town for a few days.. and suddenly we are f**king packrats again.
[10:33:51] <cmn32480> JHFRC
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[10:40:01] <FatPhil> tell the employees to ebay off the stuff they pull out of the skip - but they must keep it at home
[10:41:35] <cmn32480> seriously...
[10:41:38] <cmn32480> yeesh!
[10:41:48] <cmn32480> AND nobody watered my jalepenos!
[10:42:05] <cmn32480> that means I ain't gonna share
[10:51:07] <FatPhil> pomegranites--
[10:51:07] <Bender> karma - pomegranites: -1
[10:53:15] <FatPhil> so it's just me, then
[10:53:29] <cmn32480> don;t know that I have ever eaten one...
[10:53:38] <cmn32480> but I like sutting them up on Fruit Ninja
[10:54:11] <cmn32480> s/sutting/cutting/
[10:54:13] <exec> <cmn32480> but I like cutting them up on Fruit Ninja
[11:02:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:02:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2998
[11:04:15] <cmn32480> agreed
[11:04:19] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:04:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 2999
[11:04:30] <cmn32480> and in #fite.. you are now in second place
[11:05:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i was last night
[11:06:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, looks like the timer didn't work
[11:06:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[11:06:24] <cmn32480> still are
[11:06:34] <cmn32480> #fite paulej72
[11:06:37] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[11:06:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:06:46] <MrPlow> paulej72 falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:06:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[11:06:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:07:03] <cmn32480> #fite aphrodite
[11:07:14] <cmn32480> this won't end well
[11:07:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> you got double a's
[11:07:48] <cmn32480> MCO?
[11:08:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> on your weapon
[11:08:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> for exec
[11:08:29] <cmn32480> AA <honk> <honk> MCO
[11:08:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> with a a pair of jiggly juggs
[11:08:36] <cmn32480> remember that commercial?
[11:08:37] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:08:37] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see aphrodite
[11:08:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp
[11:08:50] <cmn32480> #fite Aphrodite
[11:08:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:09:04] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:09:17] <cmn32480> #fite CoolHand
[11:09:47] <cmn32480> #fite chromas
[11:09:54] <cmn32480> #fite MrPlow
[11:10:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:10:19] <MrPlow> CoolHand falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:10:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:10:26] <MrPlow> chromas falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:10:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:10:34] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:12:23] * TheMightyBuzzard flexes
[11:12:45] * cmn32480 disintegrates
[11:13:05] <cmn32480> by losing I dropepd a level?
[11:14:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[11:14:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[11:14:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:15:14] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:15:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - General Motors Ramps Up Chevrolet Bolt Electric Car Production - http://sylnt.us - power-to-the-people['s-car]
[11:15:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima fix the bug, write a status for fitectl that just gives your status, then look into why that timer don't work
[11:16:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[11:16:08] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[11:31:44] <cmn32480> ~say #fite Aphrodite
[11:31:46] <exec> #fite Aphrodite
[11:31:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:32:01] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at exec's feet.
[11:32:48] <cmn32480> #fite SirFinkus
[11:32:48] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:33:00] <MrPlow> SirFinkus falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:33:01] <cmn32480> #fite chromas
[11:33:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:33:06] <cmn32480> #fite CoolHand
[11:33:11] <MrPlow> chromas falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:33:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:33:14] <cmn32480> #fite MrPlow
[11:33:26] <MrPlow> CoolHand falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:33:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:33:36] <cmn32480> ~say #fite boru
[11:33:38] <exec> #fite boru
[11:33:42] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[11:33:42] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:33:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i should change MrPlow's gear
[11:34:43] <MrPlow> boru falls broken at exec's feet.
[11:34:56] <cmn32480> ~say #fite FatPhil
[11:34:57] <exec> #fite FatPhil
[11:35:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:35:19] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[11:35:31] <cmn32480> #fite FatPhil
[11:35:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:35:44] * cmn32480 jumps on the weak
[11:36:08] <MrPlow> cmn32480 falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[11:36:15] <cmn32480> ah well
[11:39:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, bug fixed
[11:42:47] -!- aqu4 has quit [Quit: aqu4bot baking shutting down.]
[11:52:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, status command done
[11:54:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> timer next which is going to necessitate several builds with and without debug statements and the bot going up and down like your mom on my prom night
[11:54:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:54:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:54:09] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 191
[11:59:33] <boru> Pft, stop that!
[11:59:39] <boru> exec is getting too strong!
[12:01:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday boru
[12:01:29] * exec single-candidly piles a cheap plastic cup of cheese logs on boru
[12:02:10] <cmn32480> ~say #fite boru
[12:02:11] <exec> #fite boru
[12:02:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:02:11] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[12:03:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday boru
[12:03:30] * exec faithfully formulates a raid 10 volume of contentment for boru
[12:03:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:03:33] * exec slowly internalizes a pitcher of pain and suffering in AndyTheAbsurd
[12:03:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i know why that timer didn't fire...
[12:04:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:04:31] * exec casually requisitions a mouthful of granola for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:04:49] <boru> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[12:04:51] * exec sexually planks a finger of power overwhelming for AndyTheAbsurd
[12:04:52] <boru> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:04:54] * exec clumsily slides the last slice of dangly bits to TheMightyBuzzard
[12:05:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i gotta figure out where to put the timer cleanup bit cause where it is will not work
[12:05:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> I think boru is the winner here, he got cheese logs and contentment... which are kind of the same thing.
[12:05:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[12:05:24] <boru> Wtf is a cheese log?
[12:05:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially if there's bacon in the cheese log
[12:05:52] <boru> You have my attention.
[12:05:54] <JamesNZ> cheese++
[12:05:54] <Bender> karma - cheese: 14
[12:05:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> which, i mean, there always should be but some people are silly
[12:06:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday JamesNZ
[12:06:05] * exec ceremoniously pits a tumblr of turtle jizz against JamesNZ
[12:06:13] <JamesNZ> Charming ;)
[12:06:19] <JamesNZ> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:06:21] * exec faithfully gives birth to a rusty trombone of encouragement for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:06:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, exec has class oozing from its every orifice
[12:12:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, mrplow is in testing mode for a bit. don't play with him.
[12:12:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[12:12:36] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[12:12:36] -!- MrPlow has quit [Quit: Powered by Rust.]
[12:12:47] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!MrPlow@nsa.gov] has joined #Soylent
[12:13:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[12:13:33] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 30, hp: 300, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'mighty balls'
[12:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl boru
[12:13:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[12:13:52] * TheMightyBuzzard waits patiently
[12:13:53] <boru> You dastard, I was about to do that!
[12:14:13] <boru> ~say #fite exec
[12:14:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> goodfairy is set to 5m for debugging
[12:14:44] <boru> #fitectl status
[12:14:44] <MrPlow> boru level: 6, hp: 0, weapon: 'Shillelagh of Percussive Persuasion', armor: 'Mantle of Infinite Badgers'
[12:14:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl status
[12:14:50] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 1, hp: 10, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:14:54] <boru> You go down a level if you are defeated?
[12:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[12:15:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> just one though
[12:15:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl armor thick layer of used chewing gum
[12:15:31] <MrPlow> armor for AndyTheAbsurd set to thick layer of used chewing gum.
[12:15:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless you're already level 1
[12:15:42] <boru> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[12:15:42] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:15:42] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[12:15:49] <boru> #goodfairy
[12:15:55] <boru> #fite MrPlow
[12:15:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:15:55] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[12:16:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl weapon #TriggerWarning
[12:16:10] <MrPlow> weapon for AndyTheAbsurd set to #TriggerWarning.
[12:16:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> goodfairy should fire in a few minutes. if it does i'll need to remove a debug statement and bounce the bot. if not i'll need to do some more coding.
[12:17:12] <boru> I presume HP will be persistent, such that a group of lvl 1 peons can grind a high level warlock?
[12:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarp
[12:17:27] <boru> Execellent.
[12:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> no healing between rounds
[12:17:43] <boru> Needs more spells.
[12:17:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> classes come later
[12:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent, goodfairy worked
[12:18:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #pissoff
[12:18:08] <MrPlow> Off I shall piss...
[12:18:08] -!- MrPlow has quit [Quit: Powered by Rust.]
[12:20:10] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[12:20:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, hp is now level + 10 instead of level * 10. choose your battles accordingly.
[12:20:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> * 10 would have had fights lasting longer than the goodfairy timer at high levels.
[12:21:01] <cmn32480> so.. fight the weak?
[12:21:21] -!- MrPlow [MrPlow!MrPlow@nsa.gov] has joined #Soylent
[12:21:26] <boru> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[12:21:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:21:30] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at boru's feet.
[12:21:31] <cmn32480> #fite boru
[12:21:31] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:21:35] <cmn32480> #chromas
[12:21:40] <cmn32480> #fite CoolHand
[12:21:45] <boru> Pft.
[12:21:51] <cmn32480> #fite FatPhil
[12:21:55] <MrPlow> boru falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[12:21:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:22:01] <MrPlow> CoolHand falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[12:22:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:22:07] <boru> Cheater.
[12:22:13] <MrPlow> FatPhil falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[12:22:18] <cmn32480> lol
[12:22:30] <boru> #fitectl delete cmn32480
[12:23:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[12:23:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:23:16] <cmn32480> DOIH!
[12:23:34] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[12:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> dayum
[12:23:44] <cmn32480> BOOYAH!
[12:23:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, me n xhedit ain't so buff now
[12:24:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, cmn32480 is injured. kill him!
[12:24:09] * cmn32480 watches TheMightyBuzzard reconsider his levling stragety
[12:25:09] <cmn32480> ~say #fite xhedit
[12:25:11] <exec> #fite xhedit
[12:25:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:25:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> damage is currently a constant 1d8 regardless of your level btw
[12:25:31] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[12:25:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> 1d8*2 if you crit
[12:25:45] <cmn32480> it was worth a shot
[12:27:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, the timer's working now anyway. goodfairy will be along every four hours, announced to #fite
[12:28:19] * TheMightyBuzzard scripts hexchat to #fite cmn32480 whenever MrPlow says the goodfairy line
[12:28:26] <cmn32480> what is the exact text that will pop up?
[12:28:32] <cmn32480> DAMNIT
[12:28:37] <cmn32480> that's what I was gonna do!
[12:28:48] <boru> Oh, cool, you have crits?
[12:29:02] <cmn32480> xhedit smites the everlovin crap out of exec with a r2pipe
[12:29:12] <cmn32480> boru ^^^ that is a crit
[12:29:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, natural 20 same as in dnd
[12:29:14] <cmn32480> I believe
[12:29:18] <boru> Neat.
[12:29:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:31:42] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders adding temporary magical items
[12:32:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> like give everyone a 5% chance to get either their weapon or armor enchanted every time the goodfairy comes around
[12:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> good until the next time she comes round
[12:34:18] <boru> Players >lvl 10 should drop magical items when they die, which are awared to the slayer.
[12:34:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> we'd need an inventory system then
[12:34:59] <boru> Or just a weapon/armour modifier?
[12:35:00] <cmn32480> nah... just make it random
[12:35:14] * TheMightyBuzzard thinks on it a bit
[12:35:27] <cmn32480> who cares if boru had the Super-Magnum-Condom of Gilgemesh
[12:35:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe just money and you can buy enchantments
[12:35:33] <cmn32480> that he drops it is funny
[12:35:42] <boru> Yeah, just autoslay cmn32480 each time the good fairy comes around.
[12:35:56] * cmn32480 looks around innocently
[12:36:31] <boru> I would be carrying the scroll of badger swarm, silly.
[12:36:46] * TheMightyBuzzard changes the sql line to UPDATE characters SET hp = level + 10 WHERE nick != 'cmn32480'
[12:36:57] * boru approves.
[12:37:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, should that be <>?
[12:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> bloody sql inequalities, i always forget em.
[12:37:39] * cmn32480 thinks this rather unfair
[12:37:40] <boru> I think <> is ANSI.
[12:37:46] <boru> So, preferable, I suppose.
[12:37:50] <cmn32480> unless that measn I get to stay at *10
[12:37:59] <boru> I haven't written any SQL in about a decade, really.
[12:38:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> means you get to stay at 0
[12:38:15] * cmn32480 kicks a dirt clod...
[12:38:20] <boru> Just make every hit on cmn32480 a crit.
[12:38:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just rarely use the inequality operator in sql. normally it's more suited to being used in actual code.
[12:39:09] <boru> Or make his character clumsy, and drop their weapon every other turn.
[12:39:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, i didn't write in fumbles
[12:40:05] * cmn32480 has a feeling he is about to become the court jester
[12:40:17] * boru chuckles
[12:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, s/about to become//
[12:40:28] <exec> <TheMightyBuzzard> <cmn32480> has a feeling he is the court jester
[12:40:57] * boru throws rotten cabbages at cmn32480
[12:41:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> good ole exec, knowing i meant the action instead of privmsg
[12:41:16] * cmn32480 tosses them back so boru can work on his aim
[12:41:38] * boru casts spell: badger storm lvl 100 on cmn32480
[12:42:01] <cmn32480> first cabbages... now badgers? what'd I do????
[12:42:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i think i'll set NCommander to level 9000 just for kicks
[12:42:53] <boru> Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle, and quick to anger.
[12:43:16] <boru> It'd probably takes us months to defeat him.
[12:43:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> -- Gandalf
[12:43:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Fuck subtle -- Harry Dresden
[12:43:37] <NCommander> .op
[12:43:37] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o NCommander] by Aphrodite
[12:43:39] -!- TheMightyBuzzard was kicked from #Soylent by NCommander!~mcasadeva@Soylent/Staff/Sysop/mcasadevall [boom. headshot]
[12:43:46] -!- TheMightyBuzzard [TheMightyBuzzard!~TheMighty@Soylent/Staff/Developer/TMB] has joined #Soylent
[12:43:46] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v TheMightyBuzzard] by Aphrodite
[12:43:48] <cmn32480> LOL!
[12:43:49] <exec> welcome TheMightyBuzzard: Humboldt, TN 38343, USA, 7°C/44°F, 6:43 am GMT-6, Monday, 7 November 2016
[12:43:52] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[12:43:58] * NCommander is powerful and quick to anger :)
[12:44:08] <cmn32480> and you never know when he is listening
[12:44:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> fine then, you can fite your way up like the rest of the proles
[12:44:41] <NCommander> I should actually look at the backscroll
[12:45:14] * TheMightyBuzzard steps out for a smoke
[12:45:24] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, what is this for, the idlerpg or?
[12:45:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, nah. mrplow now has a #fite command
[12:45:54] <NCommander> #rite
[12:46:07] <NCommander> #fite
[12:46:07] <MrPlow> #fite is not a currently implemented command
[12:46:11] <NCommander> ...
[12:46:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> all the blow by blow happens in the #fite channel
[12:46:16] <boru> #fite NCommander
[12:46:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:46:16] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[12:46:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> no help yet for it
[12:46:19] <boru> BOo.
[12:46:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> results go wherever you started the fite
[12:46:55] <NCommander> #fite NCommander
[12:46:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:46:59] <MrPlow> NCommander falls broken at NCommander's feet.
[12:47:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> you win!
[12:47:05] <cmn32480> suicide...
[12:47:23] <NCommander> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:47:23] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:47:23] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[12:47:29] <NCommander> lol
[12:47:36] <cmn32480> He done smoted hisself!
[12:47:44] <NCommander> yeah set me at 9000, it will be funnier this way
[12:47:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> let's see, there's #fitectl status, #fitectl scoreboard, #fitectl weapon <weapon>, and #fitectl armor <armor> so far
[12:48:12] <boru> Don't forget #fitectl boru -- the advanced quit command.
[12:48:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> and every 4h the good fairy comes along and revives everyone
[12:49:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #goodfairy
[12:49:16] <MrPlow> The good fairy has come along and revived everyone
[12:49:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl scoreboard
[12:49:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> <MrPlow> NCommander level: 9000, hp: 9010, weapon: 'fist', armor: 'grungy t-shirt'
[12:50:28] <NCommander> #fite MrPlow
[12:50:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:50:42] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:50:43] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:50:46] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at NCommander's feet.
[12:50:46] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:50:47] <cmn32480> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:51:01] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[12:51:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:51:16] <NCommander> #fite Fate
[12:51:27] <cmn32480> single thread...
[12:51:39] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[12:51:39] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Fate
[12:51:45] <NCommander> Only in #soylent would we complain our bots need to be multithreaded
[12:51:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, yup
[12:52:19] <cmn32480> !grab NCommander
[12:52:19] <Bender> Added quote 792
[12:52:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow actually is. i just haven't changed the fite logic to use the new thread yet.
[12:52:35] <NCommander> !quote NCommander
[12:52:35] <Bender> Quote 1 - <NCommander> DarkMorph, because whenever I have to touch hashref's I want to stab my eyes out
[12:52:39] <Bender> Also in quotes: 7, 53, 82, 83, 86, 87, 88, 97, 106, 111, 114, 138, 147, 153, 156, 157, 158, 169, 171, 211, 212, 222, 255, 415, 458, 459, 516, 518, 540, 547, 590, 591, 592, 720, 760, 792
[12:52:47] <NCommander> still lags the bot
[12:53:08] <NCommander> Maybe fight scores should be equal to the number of times you're in the quote DB
[12:53:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> hashrefs are god's own misc pile
[12:53:20] <boru> #fite bor\0u
[12:53:20] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see bor\0u
[12:53:57] <NCommander> #fite God
[12:53:57] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see God
[12:53:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[12:54:06] <NCommander> Guess MrPlow is an athiest
[12:54:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite his penis
[12:54:08] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see his penis
[12:54:14] <NCommander> #fire TheMightyBuzzard
[12:54:16] <FatPhil> #fite himself
[12:54:16] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see himself
[12:54:19] <NCommander> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:54:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:54:19] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[12:54:36] <NCommander> #fite someone who's alive
[12:54:36] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see someone who's alive
[12:54:39] <NCommander> ^_^
[12:55:05] <boru> #fite bor\\u
[12:55:05] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see bor\\u
[12:55:07] <boru> Hmm.
[12:55:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> /join #fite if you want to be able to see the scoreboard. it gets too spammy for #soylent
[12:56:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - State of the Soylent: Community Roundtable - http://sylnt.us - whadaya-say?
[12:56:59] <FatPhil> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[12:56:59] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:57:13] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[12:57:39] * AndyTheAbsurd shakes fist in rage
[13:03:08] <FatPhil> Your #TriggerWarnings cannot harm me!
[13:03:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, you know one or two of these chuckleheads is going to write up a grinding script and pass you up in a couple months
[13:03:53] <NCommander> reminds me of Kingdom of loathing
[13:03:55] * NCommander sighs
[13:04:04] <NCommander> kinda wishes he could make something like that
[13:04:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl weapon "; DROP TABLE characters;
[13:04:06] <MrPlow> weapon for TheMightyBuzzard set to "; DROP TABLE characters;.
[13:04:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> any reason you can't?
[13:04:56] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, sigh, DST seems broken on the sight
[13:05:09] <NCommander> because I'm not that witty and I need sleep
[13:05:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks okay to me
[13:06:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> 12:44 (06:44AM) is accurate for central time, which i am
[13:08:07] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[13:08:19] <cmn32480> #fite bytram
[13:08:20] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see bytram
[13:08:23] <cmn32480> #fite Bytram
[13:08:23] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Bytram
[13:08:37] <cmn32480> hmmmmm
[13:08:47] <cmn32480> #fite Bytram
[13:08:47] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Bytram
[13:08:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i may monkey with making #fite-related commands multi-threaded next. the stuff's all in place, i just gotta remove the hardcoded delays and switch which function is called
[13:09:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bytram
[13:09:00] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Bytram
[13:09:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky
[13:09:06] <cmn32480> yer boy is missing people
[13:09:07] <Bytram> pls stop that
[13:09:15] <Bytram> I am TRYING to fix problems with a story
[13:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> fine fine. go do work instead of playing with the bot like everyone else.
[13:10:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think there's possibly a delay in updating the nicks list on ye ole bot
[13:10:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno why there would be but meh
[13:13:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, i think it's got ACs set to one zone right of EST for some reason. if you're logged in it displays correctly.
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[13:16:21] <Bytram> DST flag, prolly
[13:19:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly. we should just set it to UTC
[13:30:16] <Bytram> heh, that would surely cause a kerfluffle
[13:30:37] <Bytram> let's just save the idea for NC's state of the soylent discussion coming up in just a few hours
[13:32:26] <cmn32480> that is already live
[13:32:37] * TheMightyBuzzard sets it to UTC
[13:35:29] <Bytram> cmn32480: ain't touching it then.
[13:35:31] <Bytram> nograb
[13:35:50] <Bytram> okays... time for me to get ready for work. laters
[13:36:50] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[13:36:57] <Bytram|away> coffee++
[13:36:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3000
[13:37:01] <Bytram|away> !woop
[13:37:01] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[13:37:10] <Bytram|away> !uid
[13:37:10] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6399, owned by xserseva
[13:39:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:39:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:39:44] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 192
[13:42:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> smoking--
[13:42:40] <Bender> karma - smoking: -9
[14:09:33] <alexbst> http://www.sciencealert.com
[14:09:35] <exec> └─ 13Leaked NASA paper shows the 'impossible' EM Drive really does work - ScienceAlert
[14:10:01] <alexbst> oh god I have to stop looking at horrorshow stuff related to clintons
[14:10:07] <alexbst> it's driving me nuts
[14:14:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> smoking--
[14:14:37] <Bender> karma - smoking: -10
[14:36:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Office 2013 is Now Working via CrossOver 16 - http://sylnt.us - catching-up-on-APIs
[15:55:00] <cmn32480> #fite SirFiinkus
[15:55:00] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see SirFiinkus
[15:55:11] <cmn32480> #fite SirFinkus
[15:55:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:55:14] <chromas> alexbst: don't be sexist. the fbi said it was nothing
[15:55:25] <MrPlow> SirFinkus falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[15:56:00] <chromas> stop hating freedom and vote for da ho
[15:57:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> To quote Andrew Dice Clay: "Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and quarter. Jill came back with two fifty - what a whore!" So clearly "vote for da ho" means you should vote for Jill Stein.
[15:57:57] <cmn32480> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[15:57:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:57:57] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[15:58:07] <cmn32480> #fite MrPlow
[15:58:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[15:58:07] <MrPlow> MrPlow's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[15:58:16] <cmn32480> yeesh... is everybody dead???
[15:58:31] <chromas> needs zombies
[15:58:56] <chromas> signed hp
[15:59:46] <chromas> then we can all dogpile on someone to turn them green and health potions actually hurt them
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[16:01:08] <cmn32480> #fite boru
[16:01:08] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:01:08] <MrPlow> boru's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[16:01:40] <cmn32480> WHA?????
[16:01:41] <cmn32480> NCommander level: 9001, hp: 8988, weapon: 'sword of ethics', armor: 'shield of feedom'
[16:01:57] <cmn32480> methinks we been bamboozled
[16:02:14] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[16:02:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> good fairy should be around fairly soon
[16:02:49] <chromas> sword of unethics; deleted plate mail
[16:03:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl weapon Special Purpose
[16:03:28] <MrPlow> weapon for TheMightyBuzzard set to Special Purpose.
[16:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i can't wait for the next site update. it's gonna make reading heavily commented stories so much easier.
[16:05:22] <cmn32480> #fitectl weapon the CoC of Conformity
[16:05:22] <MrPlow> weapon for cmn32480 set to the CoC of Conformity.
[16:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> old comments will be dimmed (still readable but faded) and speed will be heavily improved as well.
[16:06:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and no js necessary for comment collapsing/expanding anymore.
[16:06:10] <cmn32480> and this hasn't happend yet because?
[16:06:26] <chromas> #fightctl armor breastplate of jiggliness
[16:06:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72 has some stuff he wants to do before we roll it out.
[16:06:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it's his sandbox
[16:06:43] <cmn32480> ~say #fite Aphrodite
[16:06:45] <exec> #fite Aphrodite
[16:06:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:06:45] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[16:07:01] <paulej72> yes I need to get off my ass and look at it.
[16:07:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, no need to go that far. i'm certainly not going to switch to a standing desk.
[16:07:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pro-Independence Activists Barred From Hong Kong Legislature by China - http://sylnt.us - ain't-gonna-have-none-of-that-anti-talk
[16:07:56] <chromas> #fitectl armor plate mail tears
[16:07:56] <MrPlow> armor for chromas set to plate mail tears.
[16:08:14] <paulej72> I have been so busy with stuff at work, that when I get home all I want to do is veg
[16:08:26] <chromas> go ahead and deploy and say you tested
[16:08:32] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[16:08:52] <cmn32480> do it like the olden days... make the changes on prod and backport to dev
[16:09:03] <chromas> works for vidya games
[16:09:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, need a couple of my adderall for a coding binge? perk ya right up.
[16:09:17] <chromas> just release a 12G update
[16:09:27] <paulej72> I am not sure if my heart would like that
[16:10:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> they ain't THAT strong. bout like downing three or four cups of coffee but last ~5h for me
[16:10:30] <chromas> What if you snort it?
[16:10:35] <cmn32480> and no need for constant potty breaks
[16:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> and mess up my booger collection? Never!
[16:11:01] <paulej72> 3 cups of coffee would do me in at times
[16:11:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, you should probably stay away from extra stims then.
[16:12:28] <chromas> make just one cup by reducing the water. it will help you concentrate. it worked in the '30s
[16:12:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i take em every morning. they only kick my bp up by about 10 systolic and my pulse by +10%
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[16:13:36] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 19°C/67°F, 10:13 am GMT-6, Monday, 7 November 2016
[16:13:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Runaway1956
[16:13:41] * MrPlow smakes Runaway1956 upside the head with a nickel
[16:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, think i'll have a nap. i'm currently adderall'd up and can still manage a couple hour nap.
[16:36:33] <cmn32480> ~say #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[16:36:34] <exec> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[16:36:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:36:53] <MrPlow> exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[16:37:27] <cmn32480> quick... hit TMB while he is weak!
[16:38:38] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[16:38:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fitectl status
[16:38:45] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard level: 31, hp: 12, weapon: 'Special Purpose', armor: 'dog named Shithead'
[16:39:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, feelin right puny at the moment
[16:43:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl status
[16:43:11] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 1, hp: 11, weapon: '#TriggerWarning', armor: 'thick layer of used chewing gum'
[16:43:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[16:43:20] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:43:25] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at AndyTheAbsurd's feet.
[16:43:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl status
[16:43:30] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 2, hp: 20, weapon: '#TriggerWarning', armor: 'thick layer of used chewing gum'
[16:44:03] * cmn32480 high fives AndyTheAbsurd
[16:45:31] * AndyTheAbsurd high gives cmn32480
[16:45:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite weeds
[16:45:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[16:46:09] <MrPlow> weeds falls broken at AndyTheAbsurd's feet.
[16:48:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, now if the good fairy comes by at 2:23pm, i have done timers correctly.
[16:48:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nap time
[16:59:17] * cmn32480 leaves to take the girl to swim lessons
[17:01:45] <swiss> do it the old way
[17:02:00] <swiss> just throw the kid in the pool and see if their will to live is enough
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[17:31:18] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[17:31:26] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 12°C/53°F, 9:31 am GMT-8, Monday, 7 November 2016
[17:42:38] -!- Runaway1956 [Runaway1956!~superoldg@67.223.tul.jxq] has joined #Soylent
[17:42:41] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, USA, 19°C/67°F, 11:42 am GMT-6, Monday, 7 November 2016
[18:04:58] <FatPhil> #fite arti
[18:04:58] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:05:13] <MrPlow> FatPhil falls broken at arti's feet.
[18:05:18] <xhedit> #fite u
[18:05:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:05:28] <MrPlow> u falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[18:05:56] <xhedit> #fite MrPlow
[18:05:56] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:06:11] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[18:08:48] <xhedit> #fite Aphrodite
[18:08:48] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:09:15] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[18:24:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl status
[18:24:16] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 3, hp: 20, weapon: '#TriggerWarning', armor: 'thick layer of used chewing gum'
[18:24:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite MrPlow
[18:24:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:24:24] <MrPlow> MrPlow's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[18:32:45] zz_janrinok_afk is now known as janrinok
[18:33:28] <janrinok> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[18:33:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:33:38] <MrPlow> janrinok falls broken at AndyTheAbsurd's feet.
[18:33:47] <janrinok> story of my life ....
[18:39:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fitectl status
[18:39:28] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd level: 4, hp: 19, weapon: '#TriggerWarning', armor: 'thick layer of used chewing gum'
[18:40:51] <xhedit> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[18:40:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[18:41:04] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[18:41:27] <xhedit> use teh scoreboard to find victims, janrinok
[18:42:02] <janrinok> thx - but you are talking gobbledygook to me ...
[19:07:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i have a bottle n a half of wine left in the house. that should be enough to get and keep me drunk while the results roll in tomorrow evening.
[19:08:29] <janrinok> pop-corn too?
[19:08:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably not. something good instead.
[19:09:11] <janrinok> a nice steak and fries
[19:09:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinking leftover brisket and the cheesy, spicy potatoes we forgot to make yesterday. so, close enough.
[19:10:17] <janrinok> I'm just booking my flight to come and join you - I'll bring some beers :)
[19:12:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent
[19:13:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can harp on brexit and the corruption of your MPs, i can harp on election fraud and the corruption of... well basically everyone remotely involved in politics over here.
[19:13:30] <janrinok> lol
[19:14:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> and we can both mock trump's hair and hillary's inability to stand up without a podium to lean on for more than 15 minutes
[19:15:35] <janrinok> I'll bet that would be a bloody good night too
[19:16:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> better wine than you'd find in france anyway. a) elderberry, b) free cause it's homemade
[19:17:25] <janrinok> perfect!
[19:20:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, lookin at the battleground state polls, trump's polling slightly higher in every state he NEEDS to win.
[19:20:50] <janrinok> you're just trying to worry us now, aren't you
[19:21:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to be a real nail-biter but i expect the rigged voting machines and other election fraud will pull it out for hillary.
[19:22:19] <janrinok> what's the earliest that we could know the result?
[19:22:28] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[19:22:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> when the polls close on the west coast
[19:23:12] * TheMightyBuzzard looks that up
[19:23:49] <janrinok> I think it will be about midday Wednesday here providing there are no problems with the count
[19:24:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be as early as 9pm eastern since you can discount all the states actually on the west coast and just go ahead and count them Clinton
[19:25:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> if she DOESN'T win them, she's proper fucked
[19:25:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> my guess, it should all be over but the crying for recounts by 10pm central or 4am UTC
[19:26:01] <janrinok> then will begin the week of analysis of every result, why X won and why Y lost. The world should return to normal by late November
[19:26:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless hillary wins, in which case trump WILL sue and do his damndest to uncover every last bit of voter fraud he can manage
[19:27:23] * janrinok notes that there is no end in sight then ...
[19:28:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, basically. as long as johnson wins 5% of the popular vote though, I'm calling it a win for my master plan.
[19:29:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[19:29:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[19:29:12] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 193
[19:39:17] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[19:49:52] <cmn32480> dang.. missed zz_janrinok
[19:55:10] <cmn32480> and the good fairy too
[20:22:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite SirFinkus
[20:22:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:22:28] <MrPlow> SirFinkus falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Deucalion
[20:22:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:22:55] <MrPlow> Deucalion falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:23:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite CoolHand
[20:23:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:23:25] <MrPlow> CoolHand falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:23:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
[20:23:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:23:42] <MrPlow> Bender falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:23:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite swiss
[20:23:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:24:11] <MrPlow> swiss falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:24:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[20:24:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:24:40] <MrPlow> Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:25:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite loggie
[20:25:08] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see loggie
[20:25:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[20:25:13] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:25:28] <swiss> TheMightyBuzzard: not fair when you're so powerful
[20:25:32] <MrPlow> Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nuff
[20:30:33] <xhedit> #fite u
[20:30:33] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:30:35] <MrPlow> u falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[20:30:39] <xhedit> #fite Bender
[20:30:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:30:39] <MrPlow> Bender's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[20:32:24] <xhedit> #fite chromas
[20:32:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:32:32] <MrPlow> chromas falls broken at xhedit's feet.
[20:33:25] <chromas> I die every time
[20:34:07] <chromas> Must be some good jokes in there
[20:38:14] <xhedit> you gotta fight some level 1s.
[20:42:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh my god, they killed chromas. you bastards!
[20:42:44] <chromas> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:42:44] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:42:44] <MrPlow> How can you fight when you're dead? Try again tomorrow.
[20:42:50] chromas is now known as Kyennee
[20:42:52] <Kyennee> #fite TheMightyBuzzard
[20:42:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:42:52] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[20:54:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> #fite Kyennee
[20:54:20] * MrPlow looks around but doesn't see Kyennee
[20:54:51] <Kyennee> #smake MrPlow
[20:54:51] * MrPlow smakes MrPlow upside the head with marmite
[21:05:25] <Kyennee> #smake the living room
[21:05:25] * MrPlow smakes the living room upside the head with yo mama's buttpipe
[21:06:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Clinton V. Trump on Copyrights and Patents: Reading the Platform and the Tea Leaves - http://sylnt.us - politics-for-geeks
[21:29:47] -!- weeds has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[22:23:52] <cmn32480> #fite Bender
[22:23:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:23:52] <MrPlow> Bender's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[22:24:35] <cmn32480> #fite AndyTheAbsurd
[22:24:51] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:24:57] <MrPlow> AndyTheAbsurd falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[22:27:15] <cmn32480> ~say #fite FatPhil
[22:27:16] <exec> #fite FatPhil
[22:27:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:27:23] <cmn32480> exec shall avenge me
[22:27:28] <MrPlow> FatPhil falls broken at exec's feet.
[22:27:45] <cmn32480> ~say #fite chromas
[22:27:47] <exec> #fite chromas
[22:27:47] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[22:27:47] <MrPlow> chromas's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[22:28:07] <SirFinkus> FatPhil: nothing wrong with idlerrpg, I just get highlighted every time I'm in a fight because my name is mentioned
[22:28:21] <SirFinkus> so I need to turn that off for that channel
[22:47:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Smart Motorways Catch More Than 1,000 Speeding Drivers a Week - http://sylnt.us - big-bro-on-the-road
[23:26:01] <cmn32480> ~say #fite SirFinkus
[23:26:02] <exec> #fite SirFinkus
[23:26:02] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:26:02] <MrPlow> SirFinkus's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[23:26:16] <cmn32480> ~say #fite MrPlow
[23:26:17] <exec> #fite MrPlow
[23:26:17] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:26:26] <MrPlow> MrPlow falls broken at exec's feet.
[23:26:50] <cmn32480> ~say #fitectl status
[23:26:52] <exec> #fitectl status
[23:26:52] <MrPlow> exec level: 12, hp: 16, weapon: 'a pair of jiggly juggs', armor: 'gaggle of giggles'
[23:58:37] Kyennee is now known as chromas