#Soylent | Logs for 2016-12-08

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[01:34:45] <FatPhil> #fite Deucalion
[01:34:45] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
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[01:40:21] <takyon> http://www.digitaltrends.com
[01:40:22] <exec> └─ 13Intel Rumored to Start Using AMD GPU Tech in its Own iGPUs | Digital Trends
[01:40:26] <takyon> should I submit a rumor story?
[01:42:45] <takyon> I figured out a way to submit it
[01:42:50] <takyon> "AMD Stock Jumps Ahead of Zen Preview and Licensing Rumors"
[01:46:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google's Parent Company Alphabet is Relatively Unknown - http://sylnt.us - xyzpdq
[01:50:10] <FatPhil> takyon: interesting. I just posted that link to a channel of ex-workmates, many of whom work for intel in the graphics group. I'll see if they spill any beans.
[01:51:58] <takyon> FatPhil: I have been saying that Zen is AMD's big (last?) chance to compete with Intel. Recover lost ground with a huge increase in IPC, while Intel continues to deliver anemic IPC. Boost (real) core counts on the desktop chips. Good-as-usual AMD graphics on mobile chips.
[01:52:21] <takyon> *anemic IPC gains generation-on-generation.
[01:52:32] <takyon> like 3-11%.
[01:54:41] <FatPhil> I wonder if that's because they changed from tick-tock to tick-whatever-tock
[01:56:00] <FatPhil> In part I'm sure it's because they felt a threat from lower-power devices, and realised that they could just keep on turning out 100+W cores
[01:56:35] <FatPhil> When they focussed on that, they did a grand job, power consumtion dropped ~80%
[02:00:26] <chromas> they need ddr
[02:00:33] <chromas> two things per tick and two per tock
[02:02:06] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[02:02:08] <exec> └─ 13AMD Stock Jumps Ahead of Zen Preview and Licensing Rumors: SoylentNews Submission
[02:02:32] <takyon> the small gains don't have to do with the tick-tick-tock
[02:02:44] <takyon> it's just because there's less improvements to make in IPC
[02:03:00] <chromas> ~define ipc
[02:03:01] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03ipc: Ignore Post Count. Usually used in role play forums.
[02:03:12] <takyon> instructions per clock
[02:03:42] <chromas> ooooh
[02:03:45] <takyon> AMD's Zen is supposed to improve IPC by 40%, compared to Intel's 3-11% per gen
[02:03:49] <chromas> I was thinking inter-proces communication
[02:04:22] <takyon> which is a believable claim because Bulldozer and its successors were stuck with a bad architecture and fake "cores" (modules)
[02:04:23] <FatPhil> sometimes called CPI to reduce ambiguity, and make smaller=better true
[02:04:25] <takyon> they got sued over that
[02:05:23] <chromas> columns per inch
[02:06:25] <FatPhil> it's not tick-tick-tock, though, it's more tick-tock-tweak.
[02:07:03] <FatPhil> process/architecture/optimisation? or something.
[02:07:29] <FatPhil> Anyway, it's 1 whole step forward every 54 months, rather than every 36 months.
[02:08:08] <FatPhil> They basically admitted that they were missing both kinds of deadlines, and have tried to persuade the market that it's deliberate
[02:08:13] <chromas> They should switch to mozilla-style versioning. Pentium 45 today, Pentium 46 tomorrow
[02:09:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yurp, moore's law is well and truly dead
[02:09:58] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[02:09:59] <exec> └─ 13Religious leaders push for Muslim alternative to Peppa Pig - BBC News
[02:10:50] <FatPhil> chromas: gcc has gone that insane way too
[02:10:55] <takyon> there's still a few orders of magnitude of improvement in the can, it's just unclear whether it will come out fast enough to satisfy "laws" and projections
[02:11:23] <takyon> 20x improvement from optical chips, lots of improvement from 3d stacking, new materials, etc.
[02:11:40] <FatPhil> erm, heat dissipation?
[02:11:52] <takyon> that's where optical and the new materials come in
[02:12:38] <FatPhil> Ah, slideware, yeah, I've worked for a semiconductor manuufacturer, that stuff's great
[02:12:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> might happen in the next 10-15 years. will not happen in time for any laws to be upheld.
[02:13:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean there really hasn't been significant performance improvement in 6-8 years.
[02:13:20] <FatPhil> Because we keep rehashing the same shit
[02:13:24] <takyon> that's a good thing. a technology gap will force efficiency gains to be made elsewhere
[02:13:42] <takyon> heck, that's already started with Intel's 3-year cycles
[02:14:01] <takyon> although without competition, it could just be a rebranding exercise all the way down to 7nm
[02:14:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure but i want a faster cpu, damnit.
[02:14:33] <FatPhil> Someone needs to put serious funding behind the Mill architecture
[02:15:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> not like it really matters that much on the major desktop chips to me though. i'm going arm for my next desktop anyways and just giving up on gaming on the pc.
[02:15:53] <chromas> Whatever happened to the "core wars"?
[02:16:01] * chromas demands 512 cores
[02:16:01] <takyon> it's restarting
[02:16:17] <chromas> it didn't get very far
[02:16:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, was more like a core slap-fight
[02:16:45] <takyon> AMD is going to put out a good and cheap Zen 8 core for desktops, 16 core for some segment, and 32 for servers or something
[02:17:06] <takyon> rumor has is that Intel will finally put out a 6 core mainstream-priced chip in response
[02:17:11] <takyon> *has it
[02:17:46] <takyon> http://hexus.net
[02:17:48] <exec> └─ 13Intel's 9th gen Coffee Lake chips to make 6-core mainstream - CPU - News - HEXUS.net
[02:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Zen's all nice and good but it'll still have the hardware rootkit
[02:18:51] <takyon> enjoy your slow ass ARM desktop
[02:18:54] <chromas> What does it do and does it run linux?
[02:18:59] * TheMightyBuzzard nods to takyon
[02:19:03] <chromas> (the rootkit)
[02:20:03] <chromas> http://time.com
[02:20:04] <exec> └─ 13Donald Trump TIME Person of the Year: How We Picked
[02:20:33] <takyon> a "duh" pick
[02:20:51] <takyon> saw some headlines in google news that seemed surprise at the pick, or called him a white supremacist
[02:20:55] <chromas> No, you start shitposting right now, mister!
[02:20:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, it's for "remote administration". runs on a separate chip that you can't disable.
[02:21:08] <chromas> so it's not part of the cpu?
[02:21:22] * cmn32480 passes the SN ball-peen hammer
[02:21:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> is on the same package but no it's a separate processor.
[02:21:41] <FatPhil> it's on-die, but it's a separate core, has its own monitor running
[02:21:52] <FatPhil> has direct access to many of the peripherals
[02:22:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> full access to the system but you're not the boss of it.
[02:22:26] <chromas> so it's like firewire
[02:22:38] <FatPhil> mjg59 did a presentation on it at a conference last year, I think
[02:22:54] <takyon> http://www.news.com.au
[02:23:04] <exec> └─ 13Trump named Time Person of the Year 2016 | Social media goes into overdrive
[02:23:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> hehe, yeah, i bet there was some butthurt
[02:23:11] <takyon> this story is quoting a tweet from BenGarrison Cartoons... I wonder if that is the real account
[02:23:17] <chromas> the troll that keeps on giving
[02:23:33] <SirFinkus> ben garrison? be sceptical
[02:23:47] <takyon> https://twitter.com
[02:23:48] <cmn32480> they are all a bunch of sphintercicles
[02:23:49] <exec> └─ 13BenGarrison Cartoons on Twitter: "Time's Person of the Year, #PresidentTrump No other choice as 2016 was owned by Trump. It just takes one man.. https://t.co https://t.co"
[02:24:21] <SirFinkus> oh, well the @grrrgraphics is legit
[02:24:46] <chromas> I read that as sphinctercircle every time
[02:25:05] <cmn32480> takyon - thanks for the subs. much appreciated
[02:25:16] <takyon> i saw that the sub list was in trouble
[02:25:22] <cmn32480> yeah
[02:25:25] <cmn32480> we noticed it too
[02:26:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> not me, too close to bedtime for me to go around noticing things less blatant than the house being on fire.
[02:26:37] * cmn32480 sends TMB an Oakland refrifgerator
[02:27:12] <takyon> it's a days-long problem, not a "just now" problem
[02:27:30] <cmn32480> TMB's inattentiveness?
[02:27:34] <cmn32480> yeah.. we know
[02:27:53] <cmn32480> he had a couple days of coding... and now can't remember to take his meds and coffee++ in the morning
[02:28:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout tha truth
[02:28:55] <cmn32480> I know
[02:29:17] <takyon> savage
[02:29:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need like a second "take your damned drugs" alarm set an hour or two after i wake up.
[02:29:51] <cmn32480> TMB can't handle adulting for more than a couple days at a time
[02:30:00] <cmn32480> when do you wake up?
[02:30:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, i can handle coding for weeks n weeks n weeks at a time. it just distracts me from everything else is all.
[02:30:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> 5am. every day.
[02:30:53] <cmn32480> so when I get to work at 7 I ought to send a text tell ing you to take drugs?
[02:31:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'll just set me a second alarm on me phone.
[02:31:30] * cmn32480 considers setting up an automated text in his monitoring software
[02:31:44] <takyon> the texting TMB club
[02:32:51] <cmn32480> it'd be like trump dropping Lindsey Grahms phone number
[02:33:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, that's all set
[02:34:11] <chromas> Do the coding; it's more important than dishes or whatever. Let the mold do the dirty work
[02:34:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries. i am.
[02:34:41] <cmn32480> man there are kids in that house
[02:34:52] <cmn32480> I can only hope they have all their shots
[02:34:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, tomorrow is the yearly clean out the fridge party.
[02:35:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, they're kids, man. who do you think brings the germs in in the first place?
[02:35:35] <cmn32480> I woudln't know I don't have any
[02:35:54] * cmn32480 remembers the small people sleeping upstairs... DAMNIT
[02:36:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> em little nose-pickers prolly got me and the roomie immune to ebola by now.
[02:37:29] <cmn32480> if you eat more broccoli, you'll be like freaking superman
[02:37:51] <takyon> https://www.washingtonpost.com
[02:37:52] <exec> └─ 13Trump taps wrestling executive to lead Small Business Administration - The Washington Post
[02:38:00] <cmn32480> Linda McMahon
[02:38:07] <takyon> If confirmed, McMahon would be the first Cabinet secretary to ever face a “Stone Cold Stunner” on national television.
[02:38:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, fart hard enough that i can fly?
[02:38:55] <cmn32480> i just levitated....
[02:39:18] <cmn32480> the small business adminsitratoin is a cabinet post?
[02:39:25] <cmn32480> that don't sound right
[02:40:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> roomie's especially gifted in that area. he'll be sitting on the floor and rip one off and you'll literally feel it vibrate up through the couch.
[02:40:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't hold a candle to my belching skills though.
[02:40:48] <takyon> https://www.washingtonpost.com
[02:40:49] <exec> └─ 13Donald Trump nominations list – New White House administration - Washington Post
[02:41:07] <takyon> there's a lot of cushy seats to fill, cmn32480
[02:41:18] <takyon> 662 according to this list
[02:41:25] <takyon> he should make 4 new ones
[02:41:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's pretty fun watching him pre-appoint folks. if you have a sick sense of humor.
[02:42:30] <takyon> define pre-appoint
[02:42:35] <cmn32480> dear god.. bomb that room adn you take out how many million/billion aires?
[02:42:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> well he ain't sworn in yet so any actual appointments gotta wait till then.
[02:42:53] <cmn32480> right
[02:42:59] <takyon> ^^^ reported
[02:43:03] <cmn32480> this is the same thign that EVERY president elect does
[02:43:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[02:43:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> but his picks are entertaining.
[02:43:48] <cmn32480> they make their selectiosn and the day after they get all liquored up for thei inagural ball, they tell the Senate to get cracking on approving their people so they can fuck up the gov't worse
[02:43:52] <takyon> NO NOMINEE
[02:43:52] <takyon> Chief of Mission, Kingdom of Tonga
[02:44:16] <takyon> Chief of Mission, Most Serene Republic of San Marino
[02:44:18] <cmn32480> TMB - they are an interesting bunch
[02:44:40] <charon> if i donated a million dollars, i'd expect better than ambassador to Tonga
[02:44:51] <takyon>
[02:44:51] <takyon> Permanent Representative of the United States on the Council of the North Atlantic Treaty Organizations
[02:44:54] <takyon> hahahahhahahahaha
[02:44:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, who the hell wants to go to Tonga?
[02:45:12] * cmn32480 looks that up on Google maps
[02:45:53] <cmn32480> holy fuckballs
[02:46:01] <cmn32480> it's a dot in the middle of the ocean
[02:46:09] <cmn32480> but they can visit crutchy
[02:46:11] * TheMightyBuzzard wants to be ambassador to st vincent
[02:46:26] <takyon> it could be a good job if you are in DC fucking whores most of the time
[02:46:38] <charon> the tropical island spots probably get filled early
[02:46:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, anything could be a good job given those stipulations though.
[02:46:55] <takyon> exactly
[02:46:59] <charon> at least, ones with 1st world type infrastructure
[02:47:08] <cmn32480> most of them are a 1 on an importance scale of 1-10000000000000000000
[02:47:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw first world infrastructure. long as i can get internet access when i'm not fishing, i don't care.
[02:47:49] <cmn32480> and you'll need a bigger boat
[02:47:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, yes i will
[02:48:04] <takyon> http://www.reuters.com
[02:48:06] <exec> └─ 13Exclusive: Edmond de Rothschild to close Hong Kong operations - sources
[02:48:08] <cmn32480> I volunteer to be crew
[02:48:22] <cmn32480> but unlike the LAST time I volunteered.. I wanna get paid
[02:48:44] <chromas> no
[02:48:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, you can be my attache or something. which means you cut bait.
[02:48:54] <cmn32480> #smake chromas
[02:48:54] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with seats and a steering wheel
[02:49:02] <cmn32480> \WOOT!
[02:49:06] <takyon> http://www.nytimes.com
[02:49:08] <exec> └─ 13An Enemy of the E.P.A. to Head It - The New York Times
[02:49:17] <cmn32480> that one I found hilarious
[02:49:33] <cmn32480> the guy who is gonna head the EPA currently has at least one lawsuit in process against it
[02:49:35] <takyon> this comes after a meeting with Al Gore
[02:49:45] * cmn32480 contains his surprise
[02:49:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> wherein trump said "haha, suck it, bitch"
[02:49:55] <takyon> knowing Gore's luck, that meeting was Donald pissing on his face. Literally.
[02:50:22] <takyon> check to see if he had a different suit on when he walked out of the building
[02:50:44] <cmn32480> his hair went from gray to kind of a pee yellow
[02:50:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> look for panty lines too, donald may have kept a trophy
[02:51:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, yall have a pleasant, restful evening. ima go nicotine then bed.
[02:51:49] <charon> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:51:50] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[02:51:51] * exec provocatively culturally appropriates a dire ear of hot gas from TheMightyBuzzard
[02:51:51] * exec presumably heaps a fistful of Brazilian wandering spiders on TheMightyBuzzard
[02:51:55] <takyon> night
[02:52:21] <cmn32480> hot gas (from the broccoli) and spiders... you lost
[02:52:47] <takyon> in the trump world, a loss can be a win. even if it is made of farts
[02:53:58] <charon> we have the best farts, they're really really great farts
[02:54:10] <cmn32480> we are gonna make america fart again
[02:55:06] <takyon> and again
[02:56:59] <FatPhil> I want a leader who knows how to grab people by the farts
[02:57:32] <cmn32480> Fatphil: s/farts/parts/
[02:57:32] <sedctl> <cmn32480> <Fatphil> I want a leader who knows how to grab people by the parts
[02:57:33] <exec> <cmn32480> <Fatphil> I want a leader who knows how to grab people by the parts
[02:57:59] <FatPhil> that's easy, everyone can do that
[02:59:02] <takyon> http://www.theonion.com
[02:59:03] <exec> └─ 13Donald Trump Named ‘Time’ Person Of The Year - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
[02:59:37] <takyon> it's too bad they only have the latest one of this feature available, because it's great
[03:00:24] <charon> they used to have 6 random people. it's 50% less funny now
[03:01:30] <takyon> sometimes 3 jokes are better than 6
[03:03:02] <charon> http://www.theonion.com
[03:03:04] <exec> └─ 13Trump Selects Ben Carson As HUD Secretary - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
[03:03:59] <FatPhil> I don't remember 6 american voices ever, and I've been reading them for well over a decade, I'm sure.
[03:04:22] <FatPhil> some of them just reword the same thing 3 ways, so I think 3 is about right on average
[03:04:34] <charon> in the really old days when it was print only
[03:04:56] * charon shakes his fist at the johnny-come-latelys
[03:05:16] * charon has a heart attack
[03:06:54] <chromas> Is the onion really that old? I figured the oold papers they show ont he website were just another joke
[03:08:09] <charon> the original was from Madison WI, started in the late 80s
[03:08:38] <charon> so it's not as old as the ancient papers they show, but still older than most people think
[03:08:45] <FatPhil> I remember seeing the paper version on sale outside some london underground stations in the 80s
[03:10:51] * FatPhil discovers where the 'turn on keyboard lights' button is on his lappy
[03:15:18] <takyon> look at the bourgeois with his lit laptop keyboard
[03:15:42] <chromas> it's totally lit fam
[03:15:48] <FatPhil> work lappy
[03:16:17] <charon> n1 has one of those too. or he will when he picks it up
[03:16:26] <FatPhil> but lenovo have always had that, even back in pre-china IBM days
[03:16:29] * chromas intercepts
[03:16:51] <charon> i dunno chromas, can you handle The Dominator?
[03:19:10] <chromas> Does it vibrate?
[03:21:09] <charon> alas, no. VR ready though
[03:22:00] * chromas tosses it in the trash; passes box on to n1 with an IOU
[03:22:58] * chromas secretly untrashes it when no one's looking; adds vibrating features
[03:23:24] <cmn32480> my work Dell ahs one too
[03:23:46] <charon> vibrator?
[03:23:47] <chromas> Vibrating LEDs?
[03:24:15] <cmn32480> lit keyboard... screen too!
[03:24:36] <charon> you're half an hour behind the current conversation
[03:25:03] <chromas> he's purposely not scrolling down this far
[03:25:07] <cmn32480> I'm taht close?
[03:25:10] <charon> probably wise
[03:25:14] * cmn32480 is improving
[03:26:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MPEG LA (Yes, THAT One) Proposes to Bundle Patents of Genome Editing Technology CRISPR-Cas9 - http://sylnt.us - just-like-editing-video
[03:27:05] <FatPhil> ug, should have popped a melatonin pill when I woke, I'm not getting sleepy-tired :(
[03:27:30] <FatPhil> you're not boring me enough!
[03:27:40] <FatPhil> talk about US politics or something!
[03:28:10] <cmn32480> so whatdaya think Hillary will do now?
[03:28:15] <chromas> What is your opinion on social justice?
[03:28:33] <charon> can there really be too much news about Donald Trump?
[03:28:47] <cmn32480> Think Hillary and Bill will get a couple's cell?
[03:28:52] <chromas> His news trumps all others
[03:29:00] <charon> it is the best news
[03:29:34] <cmn32480> right now, it does
[03:29:46] <cmn32480> but it is at least entertaining
[03:30:06] <charon> I think Bill and Hillary will retire quietly and build houses with Habitat for Humanity
[03:30:19] <takyon> do u trust MPEG to control CRISPR?
[03:30:23] <chromas> We had that once already
[03:30:25] <cmn32480> before or after tehy go to jail for all of the Clinton Foundation stuff
[03:30:29] <chromas> maybe lucas is behind it though
[03:30:41] <chromas> "again, it's sort of like poetry so that is rhymes"
[03:30:47] <charon> ain't no one going to put them in jail
[03:31:16] <cmn32480> charon - I find it highly unlikely.. but fun to contemplate
[03:31:27] <cmn32480> Bill being the receiver instead of the giver
[03:31:59] <chromas> How do we know it wasn't already?
[03:32:22] <cmn32480> Hillary with a strap-on?
[03:32:23] <chromas> Has there been an investigation? Maybe that's the real secret. Monica's dress had his own stain
[03:32:37] <charon> ...
[03:32:45] <chromas> ace-ventura-reaction.gif
[03:33:31] <chromas> Not only is Monica a dude, so are all the others; that's why they so ugly
[03:34:00] * chromas receives threat from Hillary
[03:34:58] * cmn32480 leaks the threat to wikileaks
[03:35:19] <charon> is Julian Assange even still alive?
[03:35:54] <chromas> this lap has the intel ME/AMT. When I cat /dev/mei0, it says no such device! CONTHPIRATHY!
[03:48:07] <FatPhil> I blame the lizard people
[03:48:35] <FatPhil> hmmm, g/f's stirring, I'll sneak back into the bedroom and see if I can get some snores in.
[03:48:39] <chromas> you think hillary's behind AMT?
[03:49:06] <FatPhil> hillary;s behind AMD, trump;s behind intel
[03:49:07] <chromas> don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure your performance isn't that bad
[03:49:23] <chromas> don't be so hard on yourself. be hard on the g/f
[03:49:49] <FatPhil> I thought romance should be approached softly-softly
[03:50:24] <chromas> yeah but then there's a sprint at the end
[03:50:46] * chromas intrudes on FatPhil's sneak time
[04:01:01] <cmn32480> allrighty... bedtime
[04:01:09] <cmn32480> ~gnight #soylent
[04:01:10] * exec crutchyly copies a teaspoonful of bad naked for #soylent
[04:01:16] <charon> ~gnight cmn32480
[04:01:17] * exec disturbingly violates a shitton of chocodiles with cmn32480
[04:01:41] <cmn32480> ~gnight charon
[04:01:42] * exec overratedly stuffs a +1 mace of pain into charon
[04:01:51] <charon> ouch
[04:02:17] <cmn32480> bad naked +1 Mace of pain
[04:02:22] <cmn32480> zoinks
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[04:43:54] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 1°C/33°F, 8:43 pm GMT-8, Wednesday, 7 December 2016
[04:44:42] <mechanicjay> attention, I've had too much beer.
[04:44:57] <mechanicjay> Attention, I've had too much whiskey after I had too much beer
[04:45:01] <mechanicjay> !woop
[04:45:01] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[04:45:44] <mechanicjay> I wonder if I can fite myself
[04:45:52] <mechanicjay> #fite mechanicjay
[04:45:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[04:46:12] <MrPlow> #fite mechanicjay falls broken at mechanicjay's feet.
[04:46:23] <mechanicjay> amazeballs
[04:55:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Colorado City Uses Toilet Paper to Help Repair Cracked Roads - http://sylnt.us - good-for-multiple-types-of-cracks
[04:57:20] <mechanicjay> Bender: kill my shiny metal ass
[04:57:30] <mechanicjay> s/kill/kiss/g
[04:57:30] <sedctl> <mechanicjay> Bender: kiss my shiny metal ass
[04:57:31] <exec> <mechanicjay> Bender: kiss my shiny metal ass
[05:00:00] <mechanicjay> woah, why are sedctl and exec doing to the same damn thing?
[06:27:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Direct Brain Stimulation Lets Gamers Play Blind - http://sylnt.us - fun-with-hallucinations
[06:51:34] <exec> ~sed off
[06:51:34] <exec> sed disabled for 10#soylent
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[07:22:14] <khallow> Howdy
[07:22:21] <khallow> I have an SN question
[07:23:41] <khallow> Who do I email about threats made on SN?
[07:24:22] <khallow> I did push them, but I think it's gotten out of hand.
[07:25:08] <charon> personal threats? in comments?
[07:25:37] <khallow> Yea, I think the person is just mad and didn't think it through
[07:25:59] <charon> i'm not certain, but a good place to start would probably be janrinok. he could escalate it to the proper person if it's not him
[07:26:06] <khallow> thanks
[07:26:08] <Deucalion> Detail your concerns to me in an email khallow if you like. juggs@soylentnews.org
[07:26:15] <khallow> will do
[07:27:51] <Deucalion> I'm off out to work for the day now, will pick it up later on. It's worth discussing it in #editorial in the mean time to get the eds view on the specifics
[07:27:54] <khallow> anyone I should CC?
[07:28:23] <Deucalion> I'll loop in anyone that needs it.
[07:29:04] <khallow> ok
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[07:59:42] <khallow> Deucalion, email sent
[08:03:20] <khallow> good night
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[08:06:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA to Use Robotic Spacecraft to Refuel a Satellite by 2020 - http://sylnt.us - and-please-check-the-oil-while-you're-there
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[09:25:24] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 11°C/52°F, 10:25 am GMT+1, Thursday, 8 December 2016
[09:26:44] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[09:36:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nanocrystals May Bring Night Vision to Normal Glasses - http://sylnt.us - but-don't-look-into-the-light
[11:07:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - California Gray Wolves to Retain Endangered Species Protections - http://sylnt.us - just-an-OR-7-in-sheep's-clothing
[11:17:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[11:17:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:18:12] <chromas> zoinks
[11:19:02] <chromas> #schedulectl fite Aphrodite
[11:19:21] * chromas waits the five minutes for the bot to finsh
[11:19:43] <chromas> don't forget the caffeine and speed
[11:19:50] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at chromas's feet.
[11:19:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> man you critted all over the place that time
[11:20:05] <chromas> #fite Aphrodite
[11:20:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:20:21] <chromas> yeah; didn't you have moar hps?
[11:20:22] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at chromas's feet.
[11:20:30] <chromas> I've still got a buttload
[11:20:45] <chromas> better check MrPlow for loaded dice
[11:21:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> give him a good thrashing, let him know who compiles his code
[11:28:21] <chromas> needs more stats
[11:28:54] <chromas> who dies the most often? who's our most..often.est..victims?
[11:29:21] * chromas cracks da whip
[11:36:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> blarg
[11:41:12] <chromas> "Any things a dildo if your game enough."
[11:47:33] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes chromas for bad grammar
[11:47:50] <chromas> hey now, it was a quote
[11:48:05] <chromas> my grammers are much badderer
[11:48:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're supposed to be [sic] on it then
[11:50:33] <chromas> not an editor
[11:52:06] * chromas emacs
[11:53:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, you're not an editor. you're a sammich.
[11:53:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #sammich chromas
[11:53:34] * MrPlow sneaks up behind chromas and cuts their throat
[11:53:34] * MrPlow fixes thinly sliced chromas's corpse sammiches for everyone in #Soylent
[11:53:52] <chromas> mmm
[11:54:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> zombie auto-cannibalism?
[11:55:01] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[11:55:03] <chromas> You guys get to taste my hand-whipped rocket sauce but I get to taste the inside of your digestive tracts! Who's he real winner here?
[11:55:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone?
[11:57:37] <chromas> everyone who participated in the eating of the sammich ritual
[11:59:54] <FatPhil> hmmm, very recently the /title of one of the other IRC channels I hang around on was "Everything's a sex toy if you're adventurous enough", it seems to be a meme currently
[12:04:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:04:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:04:02] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 246
[12:05:26] <chromas> soon it will be dank
[12:20:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> smoking--
[12:20:24] <Bender> karma - smoking: -20
[12:24:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool, fingered out what's taking so long with comments
[12:48:02] <FatPhil> does anyone else get the rotating dancer illusion from the image here: https://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov
[12:50:45] <paulej72> focus on saturn, I think that breaks it
[12:53:49] <FatPhil> when I blink it's pretty much random which interpretation I adopt
[12:56:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giraffe Populations Decline More Than 30% - http://sylnt.us - when-your-newborn-drops-2-meters-to-the-ground...
[12:56:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't see nothin but a buncha lines moving around
[13:02:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:02:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[13:02:53] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 247
[13:03:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> also trash day and clean out the fridge day. the two are related.
[13:09:53] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[13:09:54] <exec> └─ 13Guy Code Porn Parody | #LifeWithoutPorn | Season 5 - YouTube
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[14:36:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AT&T and Time Warner Accidentally Argue Against Their Own Merger - http://sylnt.us - almost-time-for-another-antitrust-breakup
[15:17:11] <FatPhil> oh, just fuck 2016 from orbit
[15:17:25] <FatPhil> RIP Emerson *and* Lake?!?!?!?
[15:18:21] <FatPhil> I bet Carl Palmer's not feeling so comfy for the next three weeks
[15:22:26] <Bytram> FatPhil: Ugh! Linky?
[15:23:39] * Bytram plays "From the Beginning"
[15:23:49] <FatPhil> word of mouth currently, going googling
[15:23:55] <Bytram> nod nod
[15:23:56] <FatPhil> I believe in satan christmas
[15:24:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://www.theguardian.com
[15:24:22] <exec> └─ 13Greg Lake, legendary prog rock bassist, dies aged 69 | Music | The Guardian
[15:24:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> bam
[15:24:24] <FatPhil> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[15:24:26] <exec> └─ 13Greg Lake: King Crimson and ELP star dies aged 69 - BBC News
[15:24:43] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: thanks
[15:25:04] <FatPhil> guitarist, singer, bassist, composer, please.
[15:26:09] <FatPhil> I must work out how to mountnfs over nfs, I'm not where my music is presently
[15:26:27] <FatPhil> s/nfs over nfs/ nfs over ssh/
[15:26:27] <sedctl> <FatPhil> I must work out how to mount nfs over ssh, I'm not where my music is presently
[15:26:29] <exec> <FatPhil> I must work out how to mount nfs over ssh, I'm not where my music is presently
[15:27:13] <FatPhil> laugh
[15:27:41] <FatPhil> s/\(laugh\)/\1 \1 \1/
[15:27:43] <exec> <FatPhil> laugh laugh laugh
[15:27:56] * FatPhil predicts a billion laughs
[15:28:14] <FatPhil> !g billion laughs
[15:28:24] <FatPhil> ~g billion laughs
[15:28:25] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org
[15:30:05] <Bytram> https://youtu.be
[15:30:06] <exec> └─ 13Hoedown - Emerson, Lake & Palmer - YouTube
[15:32:26] <FatPhil> np. Fanfare for the Common Man
[15:39:01] <Bytram> was just posting a link that was in the guardian story
[15:56:46] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[15:56:47] <exec> └─ 13Carl Palmer - Incredible Drum Solo - YouTube
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[16:26:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Delays Launches to January - http://sylnt.us - going-for-a-lack-of-boom-this-time-around
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[17:44:57] <SirFinkus> https://static01.nyt.com sign near that warehouse fire
[17:49:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL
[17:50:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> I know whoever wrote that meant "suffering" but still, LOL.
[17:55:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The "Surprise" Attack: 75 Years of Lies About Pearl Harbor - http://sylnt.us - gears-of-war
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[17:57:50] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[17:57:53] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 2°C/35°F, 9:57 am GMT-8, Thursday, 8 December 2016
[18:18:58] janrinok_afk is now known as janrinok
[19:06:28] <Runaway1956> Guys - I submitted a story this morning - but it doesn't show up as submitted
[19:06:46] <Runaway1956> I THINK what i did was preview it, got distracted, then never hit the "submit" button
[19:07:15] <Runaway1956> Anyway - I'm submitting it again. If, somehow, I'm doing a duplicate submission, just kill one of them please
[19:08:23] <Runaway1956> Whatever I screwed up this morning, this submission shows in the queue. ;^)
[19:09:27] <janrinok> Runaway1956, are you sure we haven't processed it already?
[19:10:04] <Runaway1956> I don't see it anywhere, didn't even show in my list of submitted stories rejected or accepted - I think I screwed up on my end
[19:10:16] <Runaway1956> but, if you see a duplicate, just kill one please
[19:10:19] <janrinok> nope, I haven't seen that before
[19:10:59] <Runaway1956> Thanks janrinok - just didn't want you all to think I had totally lost my mind.
[19:11:08] <Runaway1956> I still have pieces of it . . . .
[19:11:35] <janrinok> it's a bit confusing though - both the glider and the warhead have the same designation, which isn't the case with Russian designators
[19:12:30] <janrinok> prolly save it for the weekend, it doesn't look very authoritative to me
[19:12:40] <Runaway1956> We gotta bear in mind that this is from Pravda - the propaganda machine.
[19:12:46] <janrinok> zactly
[19:13:12] <Runaway1956> My comments on the story reflect that, in case anyone who reads it doesn't understand what Pravda is
[19:14:26] <janrinok> noted
[19:33:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> Pravda is Truth, Komrade.
[19:35:13] <janrinok> kak vy pozhivayetye tovarisch Andy
[19:35:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bluetooth 5 to Double Speed, Quadruple Range - http://sylnt.us - wasn't-bluetooth-a-pirate?
[19:40:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> No, Bluetooth was a king of Denmark and Norway; whoever wrote that was thinking of Bluebeard.
[19:59:09] <Deucalion> The things you find on your travels...... http://imgur.com Sometimes using your names in the company name may not result in the best marketing impact :D
[19:59:10] <exec> └─ 13Who wouldn't trust these guys? - Album on Imgur
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[20:07:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~gday weeds
[20:07:01] * exec skeptically terrorizes an anvil of Debian with weeds
[20:10:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[20:10:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:10:09] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:10:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[20:10:11] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:10:32] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:10:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
[20:10:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:10:49] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:10:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[20:10:50] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:11:00] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:11:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[20:11:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:11:08] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:11:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite MrPlow
[20:11:09] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:11:13] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:11:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Regurgitator
[20:11:15] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:11:23] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:11:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite sedctl
[20:11:25] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:11:28] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:11:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite systemd
[20:11:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:11:46] <MrPlow> #fite systemd falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:12:04] <weeds> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[20:12:05] * exec analiciously shoves a 40 of extreme blueberries in AndyTheAbsurd
[20:12:50] <weeds> The fix is in at fite club!
[20:13:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite weeds
[20:13:01] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:13:11] <MrPlow> #fite weeds falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:13:17] <weeds> indeed!
[20:13:26] <weeds> fix, fix, fix!
[20:13:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Deucalion
[20:13:36] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:13:40] <MrPlow> #fite Deucalion falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[20:14:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[20:14:21] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[20:15:01] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[20:15:02] * exec implicitly bitchslaps a wide load of toxic masculinity with TheMightyBuzzard
[20:15:08] <cmn32480> you know the good fairy smiled on me?
[20:15:56] <cmn32480> or not
[20:16:00] <cmn32480> maybe it was exec earlier
[20:16:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> had too many hp left for FatPhil to take me out reliably
[20:16:10] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at cmn32480's feet.
[20:16:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[20:16:23] * exec clumsily piles a lifetime supply of luck on cmn32480
[20:16:35] <cmn32480> I win
[20:16:42] <weeds> by far
[20:16:45] <cmn32480> in spades
[20:16:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno i dig me some toxic masculinity
[21:06:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AMD Stock Jumps Ahead of Zen Preview and Licensing Rumors - http://sylnt.us - that's-quite-graphic
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[22:10:48] <Bytram> #smake TheMightyBuzzard
[22:10:48] * MrPlow smakes TheMightyBuzzard upside the head with spicy hiccups
[22:11:32] * Bytram discovers the API description for comment posting states a reskey is required, but the supplied examples to not have &reskey=
[22:15:15] * Bytram will state, on a positive note, that the hour spent debugging why my rewrite of comment posting code didn't work also facilitated a code review and cleanup of his other routines
[22:18:01] * Bytram ALSO discovered that there are *TWO* reskeys -- one for story ops and a different one for comment ops
[22:29:49] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[22:29:58] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[22:30:23] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[22:32:11] <Bytram> that all said, I'm continuing to make progress and having some fun with building the framework -- has tantalized me since I had heard the API was being made available
[22:32:11] <Bytram> afk biab
[22:44:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, it's a WIKI. fix it.
[22:48:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Losing the War on Science - http://sylnt.us - more-like-a-massacre
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[23:06:16] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah, I suspected same -- was just frustrated and blowing off steam -- I apologize for my outburst -- don't have time to fix atm... :(
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[23:06:18] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mechanicjay] by Aphrodite
[23:06:20] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 3°C/38°F, 3:06 pm GMT-8, Thursday, 8 December 2016
[23:06:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> =P me either, dinner fixin time.
[23:07:19] * TheMightyBuzzard heads out to do that
[23:20:48] * Bytram has plans for the evening... afk
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[23:38:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[23:38:00] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:38:20] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[23:38:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[23:38:22] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:38:26] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[23:38:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
[23:38:28] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:38:50] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[23:38:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[23:38:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:39:04] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[23:39:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[23:39:06] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:39:21] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[23:39:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite MrPlow
[23:39:22] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:39:33] <jasassin> just got a new cable modem
[23:39:35] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[23:39:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Regurgitator
[23:39:37] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:39:38] <jasassin> old fucker died on me
[23:39:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya?
[23:39:42] <jasassin> no nets for 3 days
[23:39:44] <jasassin> OMFG
[23:39:51] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[23:39:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite sedctl
[23:39:52] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:39:59] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[23:40:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite systemd
[23:40:03] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:40:16] <MrPlow> #fite systemd falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[23:40:17] <jasassin> couldn't hop on redtube fast enough
[23:40:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha
[23:41:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite FatPhil
[23:41:27] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:41:33] <jasassin> my optical drive is hosed... i gotta use a paperclip to open the tray :(
[23:41:37] <jasassin> sad sad shit
[23:41:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> me too
[23:41:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ain't buyin another just for that though
[23:41:55] * jasassin laughs and nods
[23:42:44] <Fnord666> people still use optical drives?
[23:43:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> occasionally. neighbors want a dvd burned every now n then.
[23:43:15] <jasassin> well when the nets down and you happen to have burned some jap prono
[23:43:27] <Fnord666> ah.
[23:43:34] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at FatPhil's feet.
[23:44:00] <Fnord666> Altruists to the very end
[23:44:15] <Fnord666> :-)
[23:44:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nevar!
[23:44:27] <jasassin> maybe
[23:44:35] <Fnord666> sometimes?
[23:44:47] <jasassin> always sometimes
[23:44:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> altruists think they owe something. normal old decent human beings simply engage in charity cause it's a nice thing to do.
[23:45:05] <Fnord666> occasionally maybe?
[23:45:26] <jasassin> definitely maybe!
[23:45:35] <Fnord666> I was not aware of that distinction tmb.
[23:46:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's usually only made by folks what see the progressives trying to use guilt as a mitigation against stealing their money.
[23:47:41] <jasassin> #fite saxdm
[23:47:41] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:47:44] <MrPlow> #fite saxdm falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[23:47:55] <jasassin> #fite sirecote
[23:47:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[23:48:01] <MrPlow> #fite sirecote falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[23:48:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> Fnord666, i'm just the kind of guy who'll give you the shirt off his back if you ask but shoot you in the face if you try to take it.
[23:48:45] * jasassin cackles
[23:49:06] * Fnord666 nods in understanding
[23:49:10] <jasassin> i tried givin this guy in walmart my donald trump hat, but he wouldn't take it
[23:49:45] <jasassin> no its not because he doesn't like trump, he asked where to get one and i took it off and put it on his head
[23:49:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> well of course. it prolly had head cooties ya reefer-smokin hippie. =P
[23:49:57] <jasassin> but he wouldn't keep it hahahahahahhahaha DICK
[23:50:24] <jasassin> not him, you
[23:50:26] <jasassin> hahahhahaha
[23:50:29] <Fnord666> Ah, one of those "um...thanks?" moments
[23:50:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> figured.
[23:50:52] <jasassin> glad i got the nets back
[23:51:01] <jasassin> you guys crack me up
[23:51:18] <Fnord666> especially with the drive being broken and all.
[23:51:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm bout to be boring. bout 5m till food's done.
[23:51:42] <jasassin> what ya having?
[23:52:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> good question. i call em mexican eggrolls but they ain't either mexican nor eggrolls. it's just kids will eat stuff better if it has a name.
[23:52:49] <jasassin> it definitely sounds questionable
[23:52:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> hot sausage, cabbage, onion, cook half an hour in a covered skillet. stuff in tortillas. eat
[23:53:02] <Fnord666> So it's both or neither?
[23:53:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and cajun seasoning all over it
[23:53:16] <Fnord666> ok that sounds good to me.
[23:53:18] <jasassin> exactly
[23:53:31] <jasassin> nicotine++
[23:53:31] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 248
[23:53:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> it is and it takes like 5m to get started. bachelor food in a big way.
[23:54:11] <jasassin> i think i just tasted it through the nets
[23:54:19] <Fnord666> The best kind of food. Tastes good, not a ton of work.
[23:54:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> if ya take a notion to try it, stir every 10m.
[23:54:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas all the instructions.
[23:54:51] <jasassin> that doesn't sound bad at all
[23:55:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> man my regular booty call chick made it one night when she didn't wanna deal with my cooking. the roomie wants to sex her now too.
[23:56:13] * jasassin laughs
[23:56:30] <jasassin> they way to a mans heart....
[23:56:46] <Fnord666> is through his rib cage.
[23:56:55] * jasassin was waiting for it
[23:57:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> between the 2nd and 3rd rib. snap, twist, withdraw.
[23:57:12] <Fnord666> You keep lobbing em and I'll keep swinging
[23:57:37] <jasassin> :)
[23:58:02] <Fnord666> tmb - ah the famous "twist to remove" knife.
[23:58:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> boot camp leftover in my brain
[23:58:43] <Fnord666> I thought was SOS.
[23:58:56] <jasassin> i was thinking chronicles of riddick
[23:59:19] <Fnord666> the tea cup. of course.
[23:59:39] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[23:59:41] <jasassin> yeah thats some funny shit too