#Soylent | Logs for 2016-12-29
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[01:12:56] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[01:13:09] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at xuser's feet.
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[01:38:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Disadvantages of an Elite Education - http://sylnt.us - but-the-money-is-good
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[03:08:32] <nick> ' Actress Debbie Reynolds, star of the 1952 classic 'Singin' in the Rain' and mother of Carrie Fisher, has died, son says.'
[03:10:17] <charon> poor debbie. i love Singin in the Rain. i actually quote from it to my kids, which baffles them to no end
[03:10:39] <takyon> died of heartbreak
[03:10:46] <charon> yeah
[03:45:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Anti-CRISPR for Gene Editing - http://sylnt.us - not-in-my-house
[04:04:19] <takyon> the emdrive wikipedia article seems to have seen significant updates from when I last remember looking at it
[04:04:19] <takyon> https://en.wikipedia.org
[04:04:26] <exec> └─ 13RF resonant cavity thruster - Wikipedia
[05:36:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Turkey Jails Opposition Newspaper's Cafeteria Manager - http://sylnt.us - president-has-a-big-nose
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[07:38:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The CIA and Top Chef - http://sylnt.us - cooking-something-up
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[08:15:17] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 22°C/71°F, 7:15 pm AEDT, Thursday, 29 December 2016
[08:15:40] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:15:41] <exec> 06Melbourne VIC - currently 22°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 10 km/h, humidity 97% - Thursday thunderstorm (18°C:26°C), Friday partly cloudy (15°C:28°C), Saturday mostly sunny (16°C:25°C), Sunday partly cloudy (14°C:21°C)
[08:15:54] <crutchy> argh. fucking humidity!
[09:35:49] <FatPhil> Machines > Humans : https://www.youtube.com
[09:35:51] <exec> └─ 13👑 Tesla Autopilot system avoids a crash before it happens - YouTube
[09:37:52] <FatPhil> I would submit http://www.dailymail.co.uk but it's the fucking daily fail, and I don't want to give them clicks
[09:37:53] <exec> └─ 13Tesla Autopilot slams on the brakes to avoid high-speed crash | Daily Mail Online
[09:43:04] <FatPhil> ~submit https://electrek.co
[09:43:06] <exec> └─ 13Tesla Autopilot’s new radar technology predicts an accident caught on dashcam a second later | Electrek
[09:43:37] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[09:47:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First Movie of Energy Transfer in Photosynthesis Solves Decades-Old Debate - http://sylnt.us - yellow-and-blue-make-green
[10:14:15] <FatPhil> ~submit http://www.ibtimes.co.uk
[10:14:17] <exec> └─ 13WikiLeaks unleashes new 88GB 'insurance file' onto the web – but what's inside them?
[10:14:17] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[10:41:58] <crutchy> FatPhil, also try [[Storybot]]
[10:42:08] <crutchy> or not
[10:42:10] <crutchy> :/
[10:42:33] <crutchy> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[10:42:36] <exec> └─ 13Storybot - SoylentNews
[10:44:10] <FatPhil> woh - never knew about that page!
[10:44:13] <FatPhil> crutchy++
[10:44:13] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 217
[10:44:45] <FatPhil> !submit "Windows OS sound effects added to a video of a man fainting is comic gold"
[10:44:49] <FatPhil> :)
[10:45:30] <crutchy> janrinok is the genius behind it
[10:45:47] <crutchy> i just irc-erized it :p
[10:45:57] <crutchy> ~arthur 89d04e
[10:45:59] <exec> 429 stories loaded
[10:45:59] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Engineers create programmable silk-based materials with embedded, pre-designed functions"
[10:46:30] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[10:46:36] <exec> 428 stories loaded
[10:51:53] <FatPhil> Apple's motto was "Think Different", wasn't it? I think here we have the embodiment of that: https://cdn-images-1.medium.com*Fr5YoBJvpmBlZ_jBLjU63g.png
[10:52:32] <FatPhil> That's the face I pull when being arse-raped with a pineapple.
[10:52:51] <chromas> Looks like a grimace
[10:53:24] * chromas installs a pineapple in FatPhil's cocksocket
[10:55:28] <crutchy> microsoft's emoticon looks like its the one doing the pineapple ass raping
[10:56:18] <chromas> true. it's quite...cheeky looking
[10:56:22] <crutchy> google's looks like pacman with better dental care
[10:56:47] <crutchy> or maybe a plants vs zombies potato
[10:57:34] <chromas> I like that I can specify the image size in the url and it generates it that size
[10:57:46] <chromas> totally not exploitable
[10:58:25] * chromas remembers when all the android icons were green android logo faces
[10:59:06] <crutchy> https://cdn-images-1.medium.com*Fr5YoBJvpmBlZ_jBLjU63g.png
[11:00:04] <crutchy> https://cdn-images-1.medium.com*Fr5YoBJvpmBlZ_jBLjU63g.png
[11:01:23] <chromas> Must be so the JSes can pick what it wants based on screen size/density
[11:01:32] * chromas smakes the JSes
[11:02:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:02:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3105
[11:19:13] <FatPhil> chromas: so how wide did you push the image size? I'm on my 7 year old phone, so decided that I would split first.
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[11:31:23] <crutchy> i tried different numbers of 9's
[11:31:36] <crutchy> it comes up with some message after so many
[11:46:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Booking Fees for Being Arrested - http://sylnt.us - how-else-can-they-afford-their-toys
[12:49:23] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:49:25] * exec slowly crams a Borg cube of pencil shavings into TheMightyBuzzard
[12:49:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:49:47] * exec retroactively experiences a wine flute of 1-up shrooms with cmn32480
[12:51:02] <cmn32480> I win
[12:51:08] <cmn32480> everythgin OK in OK?
[12:51:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, pretty fair
[12:51:49] <cmn32480> good
[12:55:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:55:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:55:24] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 263
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[13:42:52] <FatPhil> anyone in the chrissy spirit, and up for a few games? http://www.atlasobscura.com
[13:42:53] <exec> └─ 13Victorians' Christmas Parlor Games Will Leave You Burned, Bruised, And Puking | Atlas Obscura
[13:45:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Police Seek Amazon Echo Data in Murder Case - http://sylnt.us - it's-always-there-always-listening
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[15:16:23] <cmn32480> why is it when you go to take a shit at work, all of a sudden every dude in the building has to use that bathroom?
[15:26:31] <FatPhil> that reminds me of a George Michael joke
[15:29:44] <cmn32480> it turned into frickin' Grand Central Station soon as I sat down
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[15:33:45] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v janrinok] by Aphrodite
[15:33:47] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 8°C/47°F, 4:33 pm GMT+1, Thursday, 29 December 2016
[15:34:40] <janrinok> hello soylentils!
[15:34:48] <cmn32480> the prodigal son returns!
[15:34:58] <janrinok> which way is up?
[15:35:02] <cmn32480> down
[15:35:23] <janrinok> OK - I think I have 5 minutes to contemplate 'down'
[15:35:30] <cmn32480> excellent
[15:35:34] <cmn32480> how's the in-laws?
[15:35:39] <janrinok> how's your Chrissy going?
[15:35:51] <cmn32480> you get a jacket that buckles in the back?
[15:36:03] <cmn32480> My Chrissy is a topher,
[15:36:29] <janrinok> are you back at work?
[15:36:44] <cmn32480> all week
[15:37:16] <janrinok> that answers my previous question quite nicely then. How's J and the kids?
[15:37:27] <cmn32480> doing all right
[15:37:41] <cmn32480> kids are pretty well driving her nuts
[15:37:52] <cmn32480> I'm enjoyign the peace of the office, surprisingly
[15:38:05] <janrinok> too many e numbers over Christmas perhaps?
[15:38:33] <janrinok> you are _enjoying_ being at work - what, no idiots asking pointless help questions?
[15:38:37] <cmn32480> nah we had a quiet christmas
[15:38:40] <cmn32480> just us
[15:38:47] <cmn32480> my MIL for dinner on christmas eve
[15:39:10] <janrinok> with roast potatoes or did you not cook her at all?
[15:39:13] <cmn32480> and nobody else
[15:39:28] <cmn32480> as always... tough and chewy
[15:39:58] <janrinok> ~me thinks that if cmn32480 was expecting a sensible conversation he wouldn't be talking to JR in the first instance
[15:40:06] * janrinok thinks that if cmn32480 was expecting a sensible conversation he wouldn't be talking to JR in the first instance
[15:40:14] * cmn32480 agrees
[15:41:23] <cmn32480> things good at your place?
[15:41:59] <janrinok> v busy - all the usual things plus the guests and other commitments - nothing changes here until after New Year!
[15:42:12] <cmn32480> yeah
[15:42:15] <cmn32480> understood
[15:42:20] <cmn32480> S doing ok?
[15:42:23] <cmn32480> I miss her
[15:42:32] <cmn32480> not you as much... but definetly her
[15:42:57] <janrinok> v tired - she enjoys company but can only cope with small changes to her routine. There have been NO small changes, only great big ones
[15:43:11] * cmn32480 easily contains his surprise
[15:43:39] <janrinok> everybody wants to talk to her, get her to join in whatever is happening etc
[15:43:55] <cmn32480> and she wants to take a nap
[15:44:39] <FatPhil> bonjour
[15:44:46] <janrinok> today, we have managed to get everyone to go somewhere else so we are trying to recuperate - I'm just doing hundreds of household chores and she is staying as quiet as possible
[15:44:55] <cmn32480> good
[15:44:57] <cmn32480> she needs her rest.
[15:45:05] <janrinok> truff
[15:45:18] <cmn32480> when she wakes up later, give her a hug for me, and let he know I miss her
[15:45:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Farmer Who Built Her Own Broadband - http://sylnt.us - grow-your-own-network
[15:45:58] <janrinok> she will appreciate that - probably more than you will imagine
[15:46:26] <cmn32480> also, we have been running amok while you have been gone
[15:46:48] <janrinok> in what way?
[15:46:52] <cmn32480> I've been fighting off the FNG with a whip and chair
[15:46:55] <janrinok> brb - nurse is here
[15:47:01] <cmn32480> k
[15:47:03] <janrinok> lol
[15:47:18] <cmn32480> or perhaps with a fnord and a charon?
[15:47:53] <cmn32480> I traveled 29,578 acrtual miles on Southwest Airlines in 2016
[15:48:00] * cmn32480 pats himself on the back
[15:50:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...are you going to try to get another flight in so you can break 30K miles for the year?
[15:50:34] <cmn32480> f**k no
[15:50:51] <cmn32480> I hit top tier in their frequent flier program back in july
[15:58:20] <janrinok> back
[15:58:26] <janrinok> ~gday AndyTheAbsurd
[15:58:27] Arc| is now known as Popeidol
[15:58:27] * exec half-heartedly planks an overflowing treasure chest of $insert_beverage_here for AndyTheAbsurd
[16:00:51] <cmn32480> forth
[16:04:15] <janrinok> S thanks you for her hug!
[16:21:14] <cmn32480> she si very welcome
[16:21:21] <cmn32480> and deserving
[16:43:02] <janrinok> gtg - pizza time, back on later
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[17:47:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Music in the Brain: The First Imaging Genetic Study Linking Dopaminergic Genes to Music - http://sylnt.us - the-hills-are-alive-with-dopaminergic-genes?
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[17:57:16] <exec> welcome nick: Laurium, Calumet Township, MI, USA, -4°C/25°F, 12:57 pm GMT-5, Thursday, 29 December 2016
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[17:57:47] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 6°C/42°F, 9:57 am GMT-8, Thursday, 29 December 2016
[18:02:23] <nick> http://nypost.com
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[18:07:58] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 6°C/43°F, 10:07 am GMT-8, Thursday, 29 December 2016
[18:12:45] <Bytram> http://www.npr.org
[18:12:46] <exec> └─ 13Debbie Reynolds, Iconic Actress, Dies One Day After Her Daughter, Carrie Fisher : The Two-Way : NPR
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[18:19:45] <cmn32480> how was your pizza? and did you have to share with the rest of the inmates?
[18:20:18] <janrinok> it was pizzas for 4 - most enjoyable thanks
[18:20:52] <cmn32480> nice
[19:03:53] <nick> syrian gov, russia, turkey, rebels agree to ceasefire... stratfor: syrian civil war isn't going to end in 2017
[19:05:16] <janrinok> not going to last
[19:06:21] <nick> i agree, but normally we'd see the hope and promise in a ceasefire being agreed, especially after all the shit that has gone on over the last couple of years
[19:06:44] <nick> but i guess as it wasn't brokered by major NATO powers, it doesn't count.
[19:09:07] <janrinok> I understand your point about the NATO connection, but I don't think this will last for different reasons. The govt will want an excuse to continue to press home their advantage but wouldn't have it if they just went forward. This way, they can engineer a breaking of the truce by the rebels and they have additional support for their actions.
[19:10:01] <nick> extremist groups are excluded, so they can still be bombing the shit out of 'isis strongholds'
[19:10:07] <cmn32480> both sides are way too hot inot this for the ceasefire to last
[19:10:23] <nick> which means the syrian gov and 'favoured rebels of the week' can still gain ground
[19:11:17] <cmn32480> pretty much
[19:12:26] <nick> also noted the kurds are not included in the ceasefire
[19:12:42] <nick> something turkey and syria can agree on, the kurds not getting more influence
[19:25:26] <nick> in other news... Philippines President continues his to beat scarface you have to become scarface
[19:25:28] <nick> http://www.bbc.com
[19:25:30] <exec> └─ 13Philippines Duterte: I threw suspect from helicopter - BBC News
[19:35:59] <nick> http://www.bbc.com
[19:36:01] <exec> └─ 13US expels Russian diplomats over cyber attack allegations - BBC News
[19:37:02] <nick> http://www.bbc.com
[19:37:03] <exec> └─ 13Finland jails police chief Aarnio for drug-smuggling - BBC News
[19:37:37] <nick> getting all this out the way so there's nothing but good news to come in 2017
[19:38:39] <Fnord666> Let's hope so.
[19:57:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Missing MH370: Investigators Looking in the Wrong Place - http://sylnt.us - it's-always-in-the-last-place-you-look
[20:05:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Carrie Fisher Dies at 60; Her Mom -- Debbie Reynolds -- Passes the Next Day [UPDATED] - http://sylnt.us - The-Force-will-be-with-you,-always.
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[20:31:21] <chromas> She was probably about to spill some juicy Clinton secrets
[20:31:29] <chromas> or the Russians did it
[20:43:44] <nick> the only thing i can conclude from all this is the chinese state must have stopped all the hacking they were doing over the last few years
[20:44:03] <cmn32480> nah.. they jsut routed it through Russia
[20:44:06] <nick> since the focus switched to russian hackers, havn't seen shit about the chinese which were the go-to for foreign hackers
[21:01:42] <chromas> #yt trump says china
[21:01:42] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[21:09:29] <chromas> grab 'em by the China
[21:14:51] <nick> FBI+DHS release report on russian hacking which includes disclaimer "The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) does not provide any warranties of any kind regarding any information contained within."
[21:16:52] <cmn32480> #smake sqlserver
[21:16:52] * MrPlow smakes sqlserver upside the head with a crusty sock
[21:36:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - According to a U.S. Army Corps of Engineers Assessment, “Mosul Dam is World's Most Dangerous Dam" - http://sylnt.us - unnatural-disaster
[23:16:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Insys Execs Charged Over Alleged Opioid Prescription Kickbacks - http://sylnt.us - your-local-drug-dealers