#Soylent | Logs for 2017-01-18

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[00:06:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Reveals its Servers All Contain Custom Security Silicon - http://sylnt.us - only-the-NSA-is-allowed-access
[00:07:47] <jasassin> got it chromas!
[00:07:57] <jasassin> when you do a git pull it shoots out something like this:
[00:08:15] <SirFinkus> just an external drive
[00:08:25] <SirFinkus> I got a new one so I'm moving everything over
[00:08:37] <jasassin> From git://git.kernel.org 4b19a9e..0aa0313 master -> origin/master
[00:08:45] <SirFinkus> the old one is unmounting occasionally, which is worrying
[00:09:06] <jasassin> you do a: git diff 4b19a9e..0aa0313
[00:09:25] <jasassin> hmmmm
[00:09:27] <SirFinkus> 40GB copied so far
[00:09:45] <SirFinkus> only slightly less than a TB to go
[00:10:46] <jasassin> fuck
[00:10:51] <jasassin> my keyboard seems to by dying
[00:11:04] <jasassin> damnit
[00:11:27] <SirFinkus> probably because you talk so much
[00:11:39] * jasassin rambles on and on
[00:12:44] <jasassin> well in my defense it is called an Internet Relay Chat, not Internet Relay Shut The Fuck Up
[00:13:05] * SirFinkus is listening to Albert Collins — Honey. Hush! (Talking Woman Blues), from the album Ice Pickin'
[00:13:27] <SirFinkus> there is NO defense
[00:13:28] <SirFinkus> BANNED
[00:13:30] <Booga1> If there was ever a "Shut The Fuck Up" over IP system, it would be abused.
[00:13:40] <SirFinkus> shut the fuck up Booga1
[00:13:50] <SirFinkus> see?
[00:13:57] * jasassin rofl
[00:14:04] <SirFinkus> nobody is allowed to talk in irc
[00:14:07] <SirFinkus> only idle
[00:14:08] * Booga1 feels so abused...
[00:14:33] * jasassin pets Booga1
[00:14:40] * SirFinkus considers adding +m so he can concentrate without all the noise
[00:14:51] <jasassin> wtf
[00:15:10] <SirFinkus> indeed
[00:15:16] <jasassin> believe me, you dont want this to turn into the #linux on efnet
[00:15:19] <jasassin> what a buncha dickfaces
[00:15:41] <SirFinkus> hey, we don't tolerate that kind of language around here
[00:15:46] <SirFinkus> this is a christian irc channel
[00:16:04] <SirFinkus> if you continue, I'm emailing your isp and getting your account disconnected
[00:16:29] <jasassin> hahhahaha
[00:16:30] <jasassin> nice
[00:18:40] <jasassin> alright alright i got spanked learned some shit from chromas and got some good laughs
[00:18:55] <jasassin> you guys are awesome, but its time for me to play left4dead 2 and shoot some zombies
[00:19:15] <Booga1> Zombie killin' time!
[00:19:27] <SirFinkus> don't let the door hit you etc
[00:21:18] <chromas> zombies? they used to call it heroin
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[00:35:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[00:35:44] <MrPlow> There's already a fight going on. Wait your turn.
[00:35:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[00:35:55] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[00:36:22] * chromas rolls for luck, but it was too late
[00:36:37] <MrPlow> #fite chromas falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[00:36:42] * TheMightyBuzzard cheers
[00:36:46] <chromas> #fitectl weapon soap
[00:36:46] <MrPlow> #fite weapon for chromas set to soap.
[00:36:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> that only works on hippies
[00:37:32] <chromas> This way I can "drop the soap" in battle
[00:37:43] * chromas soaps up TheMightyBuzzard's beard
[00:37:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh
[00:37:57] <chromas> When's the fite upgrade a-comin'?
[00:38:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> bubbly
[00:38:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> workin on it. having issues getting the logic straight in my head though.
[00:39:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna be a stats reset along with it i think
[00:39:23] <chromas> Using whois or NickServ info?
[00:39:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> nickserv info. going by ns account.
[00:40:31] <chromas> ah
[00:40:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> will be able to fite offline folks though
[00:40:49] <chromas> 'cause you can also do a whois and it'll tell you if they're logged in
[00:41:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i wanna keep it down to one critter per account though.
[00:41:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that it'll keep you from registering a gerzillion bots but that's Deucalion's problem not mine.
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[00:45:36] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v charon_] by Aphrodite
[01:08:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.techdirt.com
[01:08:39] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[01:08:41] <exec> └─ 13Law Enforcement Has Been Using OnStar, SiriusXM, To Eavesdrop, Track Car Locations For More Than 15 Years | Techdirt
[01:08:45] * TheMightyBuzzard frowns
[01:09:00] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[01:09:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~submit https://www.techdirt.com
[01:09:05] <exec> └─ 13Law Enforcement Has Been Using OnStar, SiriusXM, To Eavesdrop, Track Car Locations For More Than 15 Years | Techdirt
[01:09:24] <charon_> i am shocked, shocked!
[01:09:37] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[01:10:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com
[01:10:05] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[01:10:05] <exec> └─ 13Accurate cross-browser fingerprinting is possible, researchers show - Help Net Security
[01:10:30] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[01:10:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> charon, "to find gambling going on in this establishment"?
[01:11:08] <charon_> precisely
[01:11:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> glad i ain't the only one what appreciates a good movie round here.
[01:12:14] <charon_> man, it's been a while since i saw that. my kids are about the right age for bogie movies
[01:12:24] <charon_> time to introduce them to the classics
[01:13:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> roomie's kids still need a few years. the boy at least. he needs to grow an attention span first.
[01:14:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> he should be good for the terminator next weekend though.
[01:14:52] <charon_> yeah, that is the problem. when i go back to watch movies from the 70s or earlier they seem slow paced even to me
[01:15:17] <charon_> i have been corrupted by modern film-making
[01:17:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i lurve em. whatzisface, did the new treks, JJ Abrams... i can't even watch his stuff. it replaces plot and storytelling with flashes and bangs.
[01:18:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> gimme Harvey over the new Star Wars any day
[01:19:52] <charon_> hah, i love that movie. there's nothing like a 6 foot tall imaginary rabbit. and jimmy stewart sells it by being so sweet when people call him nuts
[01:20:46] <charon_> when i was a kid, my mother worked at a classic movie theater. so every weekend i'd get to see a new (to me) classic movie
[01:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> in this world, elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. well for years i was smart. i recommend pleasant.
[01:22:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just had a grandma with a bunch of vhs tapes.
[01:24:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, i ain't watched the glenn miller story in a decade. time to remedy that.
[01:25:00] <charon_> the owner would do monthlong series. so there's be a month of fred astaire/ginger rogers movies. then a month of bogart movies, and a month of screwball comedies. it was a great way to spend evenings
[01:25:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> definitely
[01:26:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna go have myself a smoke before i start film rolling.
[01:26:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:26:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:26:10] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 281
[01:47:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mark Zuckerberg Will Testify in Oculus VR Trade Secrets Trial - http://sylnt.us - sincerest-form-of-flattery
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[02:03:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.gamingonlinux.com
[02:03:26] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[02:03:28] <exec> └─ 13Farting on everyone in 'CropDuster Supreme' now available on Linux, it's actually hilarious | GamingOnLinux
[02:03:52] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[02:35:44] <takyon> wuat
[02:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, takyon
[02:36:46] <takyon> hi
[02:38:51] * TheMightyBuzzard points at his latest subs and snickers
[02:40:39] <takyon> i'm interested in the onstar story
[02:42:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, ya. hadn't even thought about that till i saw it.
[02:46:04] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:46:06] <exec> └─ 13Laser beam sky mirage cannon can spy on enemies and generate Star Trek-style shields • The Register
[02:46:49] <charon> heh, mildly bonkers
[02:47:11] <takyon> http://www.nextbigfuture.com
[02:47:13] <exec> └─ 13Next Big Future: US Army develop 155mm shells that will deliver an EMP pulse
[02:47:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, nifty
[02:47:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> do they go kaboom too?
[02:48:20] <takyon> good q
[02:48:27] <takyon> i doubt you want to be hit by it
[02:48:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i used to want to make an emp widgit just for kicks. they're not at all difficult to construct.
[02:48:43] <takyon> the results could be shocking...ly blunt
[02:49:14] * TheMightyBuzzard awards takyon two pun points
[02:49:24] <takyon> remember when some guy got arrested for trying to make an x-ray weapon to kill muslims in new york?
[02:50:35] <takyon> http://www.denverpost.com
[02:50:36] <exec> └─ 13New York man gets 30 years in prison in X-ray weapon plot – The Denver Post
[02:50:44] <takyon> oh shit, that headline is from last month
[02:50:58] <takyon> I wonder if people would complain if I submitted a one month old news story
[02:51:28] <charon> i wouldn't. i bet most people wouldn't even notice
[02:53:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> go for it. it's not exactly time sensitive
[02:54:04] <takyon> yeh
[02:54:11] <takyon> i'll check and see if we ever reported on it
[02:54:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> but most importantly, would it let me see lois lane's drawers?
[02:56:36] <takyon> it would you fry her muslim ass
[02:57:01] <takyon> (full comment requires x-ray to view)
[03:07:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Japan Just Tried to Launch the World's Smallest Orbital Rocket - http://sylnt.us - try,-try-and-try-again
[03:09:31] <chromas> But did they succeed?
[03:10:07] <takyon> nope
[03:12:37] <Fnord666> Did they fry themselves in the attempt?
[03:13:09] <chromas> they should try wokking
[03:13:16] <takyon> rocket 2 small
[03:13:32] <chromas> Need 12-stage
[03:13:50] <takyon> 69 reusable boosters
[03:29:41] <Fnord666> Hey are we ahving DNS issues?
[03:29:51] <Fnord666> s/ahving/having/
[03:29:51] <sedctl> <Fnord666> Hey are we having DNS issues?
[03:29:52] <exec> <Fnord666> Hey are we having DNS issues?
[03:31:33] <Fnord666> C:\Users\user09151146>nslookup soylentnews.org
[03:31:33] <Fnord666> Server: UnKnown
[03:31:33] <Fnord666> Address: 192.168.1.1
[03:31:33] <Fnord666> *** UnKnown can't find soylentnews.org: Server failed
[03:32:19] <Fnord666> TheMightyBuzzard are DNS lookups for soylentnews.org working for you?
[03:35:10] <chromas> works for me
[03:35:24] <chromas> does your router need a reboot?
[03:35:51] <chromas> all the cheapy home routers I've used have dns crap out after a bit of p2ping
[03:36:15] <Fnord666> everything else seems to be resolving ok
[03:36:20] <chromas> try dig@888 soylentnews.org
[03:36:29] <chromas> 8.8.8.8
[03:36:45] <Fnord666> installing dig now. on win7 machine atm
[03:37:12] <chromas> ah
[03:37:30] <Fnord666> thought i already had it installed everywhere but i guess not
[03:37:50] <Fnord666> good to know it's not down
[03:39:11] <chromas> :'(
[03:39:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> very good cause it's past my bedtime
[03:39:23] <chromas> it shows an ipv6 but smoothwall doesn't support ipv6
[03:39:36] * chromas should try all the other firewall appliances
[03:39:57] * TheMightyBuzzard gives chromas a look
[03:40:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf's wrong with ip6tables?
[03:41:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> only hipsters use fancy frontends for ip(6)tables
[03:41:47] <chromas> hipsters use iptables because it's retro
[03:41:57] <chromas> or they soon will be
[03:42:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, they'll just code eight-bit looking guis in Go
[03:42:30] <Fnord666> by the time I got dig running it was resolving again.
[03:42:41] <chromas> that sucks
[03:42:52] <Fnord666> what's wrong with iptables?
[03:43:05] <chromas> it's like when the computer gets slow and fixes itself by the time the task viewer opens
[03:43:11] <chromas> an hour later
[03:43:28] <Fnord666> yeah I do so much enjoy that too.
[03:43:51] <Fnord666> at least dig is installed now
[03:44:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd just set your dns server to 8.8.8.8 period
[03:45:01] <chromas> or toss up your own
[03:45:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's less flakey than most isp dns servers.
[03:45:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, dnsmasq and absolutely any computer could do it.
[03:46:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> bonus points if ya set it up as a firewall as well
[03:47:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyways, i'm off to bed. important fishing to do tomorrow.
[03:48:11] <Fnord666> good night TheMightyBuzzard
[03:48:22] <Fnord666> and good luck tomorrow
[03:49:26] <Fnord666> I thought I already had 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4 as my DNS servers in the router
[03:49:49] <Fnord666> weird thing is the router gives clients 192.168.1.1 and acts as a DNS server himself.
[03:50:16] <Fnord666> TP-LINK Archer C7
[03:50:30] <chromas> 4.2.2.2 used to be good
[03:50:50] <chromas> but then they got in on the search results thing
[03:50:56] <Fnord666> I may need to check to see if DD-WRT has been ported
[03:51:27] <Fnord666> When they started trapping failed lookups on some DNS servers...
[03:53:26] <chromas> Time to start SoylentDNS
[03:58:54] <Fnord666> there you go
[04:35:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nintendo Switch Available on March 3rd for $299 - http://sylnt.us - start-saving-your-dollars
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[05:14:00] <Booga1> Eh, I've got my WiiU for Breath of the Wild. I'll be set until the next Smash Bros.
[05:15:17] <Booga1> Though, one of my coworkers hates Nintendo, but he's already preordered the Switch.
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[06:06:07] <jasassin> #fite Booga1
[06:06:07] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[06:06:08] <MrPlow> #fite Booga1 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[06:06:10] <Booga1> Successful zombie slaying?
[06:06:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Catches Suspect Using Facial Recognition - http://sylnt.us - beware-the-'secret'-databases
[06:06:22] <jasassin> yeah!
[06:06:25] <jasassin> i love that game!
[06:06:37] <Booga1> It's a good one. :)
[06:06:38] <jasassin> got it off ebay with left for dead 1 and 2 for like 9.99
[06:06:59] <jasassin> steam bullshit
[06:07:09] <jasassin> blah i just love that game so much i dondt care
[06:07:18] <jasassin> my mom is uing the computer now to solve puzzles
[06:07:26] <jasassin> but when shes done i am going to play again
[06:08:16] <jasassin> pow pow pow pow pow pow pow
[06:08:39] <jasassin> what does the cracker say?
[06:08:46] <jasassin> dip me in your soup
[06:08:59] <jasassin> put some cheese on me
[06:09:05] <jasassin> what does the cracker say?
[06:09:43] <jasassin> i've already got all your money
[06:09:48] <jasassin> already got all the money
[06:09:55] <jasassin> what does the cracker say?
[06:10:55] <jasassin> ethanol-fuled loves me
[06:10:57] <jasassin> ethanol-fuled loves me
[06:10:59] <jasassin> what does the cracker say?
[06:11:23] <jasassin> sorry
[06:11:30] <jasassin> just got some good stuff
[06:11:43] <jasassin> i love eth and everyone that said anything that hates him
[06:11:49] <jasassin> bwa ha ha
[06:11:54] <jasassin> im teflon
[06:12:26] <jasassin> is anyone there?
[06:12:32] <jasassin> is anyone alive?
[06:13:07] <Booga1> Nope. All dead. Better put those Left 4 Dead skills to use.
[06:13:30] <jasassin> i was gonna say... something
[06:13:48] <jasassin> now you made me forget Booga1
[06:13:53] <jasassin> its not the weed, its you
[06:14:17] <Booga1> I feel honored.
[06:14:32] <jasassin> meh
[06:14:59] <jasassin> sarcasm will lash back and tap you in the nuts
[06:15:58] <Booga1> I've been hit in the nuts by worse.
[06:17:02] <jasassin> you taste like snozzberries
[06:17:29] <jasassin> you wanna see the future
[06:19:51] <jasassin> for (i = 0; i < TAINT_FLAGS_COUNT; i++) {if (taint_flags[i].module && test_bit(i, &mod->taints))-buf[l++] = taint_flags[i].true;+buf[l++] = taint_flags[i].c_true;}
[06:20:11] <jasassin> suck on that one john carmack
[06:20:16] * jasassin farts
[06:22:13] <jasassin> its better than the other thing
[06:23:45] <jasassin> anyone up for a riddle?
[06:27:01] <jasassin> what is your favorite color?
[06:28:54] <jasassin> behind the facade of this innocent looking jasassin
[06:28:57] <jasassin> #fite aqu4
[06:28:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[06:29:06] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at aqu4's feet.
[06:29:16] <jasassin> boom goes the dynamite
[06:31:27] <jasassin> what is yoru quest?
[06:50:28] <jasassin> stfu
[06:50:33] <jasassin> buncha fuckin bullshit
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[07:35:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Breath of Fresh Air: Improving Zinc-Air Batteries - http://sylnt.us - lower-fire-hazard
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[08:26:00] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest35937
[08:26:00] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:26:09] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest35937 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[08:26:10] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest71088
[08:26:10] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:26:18] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest71088 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[08:26:18] <jasassin> #fite SoyGuest97245
[08:26:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:26:24] <MrPlow> #fite SoyGuest97245 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[08:26:26] <jasassin> #fite Popeidol
[08:26:26] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:26:31] <MrPlow> #fite Popeidol falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[08:27:00] <jasassin> #fite diginet
[08:27:00] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:27:07] <MrPlow> #fite diginet falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[08:27:39] <jasassin> #fite Loggie
[08:27:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:27:41] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[08:27:47] <jasassin> #fite MrPlow
[08:27:47] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:27:50] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[08:28:14] <jasassin> #fite Regurgitator
[08:28:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:28:16] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[08:28:30] <jasassin> #fite Pigeonburger
[08:28:30] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:28:43] <MrPlow> #fite Pigeonburger falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[08:29:12] <jasassin> #fite paulej72
[08:29:12] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:29:16] <MrPlow> #fite paulej72 falls broken at jasassin's feet.
[08:29:34] <jasassin> #fite arti
[08:29:34] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[08:30:00] <MrPlow> #fite jasassin falls broken at arti's feet.
[08:30:06] <jasassin> meh
[09:07:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Lost Letters of the English Alphabet - http://sylnt.us - æ-þƿ-is-the-name-of-the-spy-in-my-novel
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[10:36:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - President Obama Commutes Bulk of Chelsea Manning's Sentence - http://sylnt.us - she's-not-out-yet
[11:43:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:43:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3133
[11:45:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Aphrodite
[11:45:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:45:23] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:45:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite aqu4
[11:45:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:45:29] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:45:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite exec
[11:45:30] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:45:40] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:45:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Bender
[11:45:44] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:45:56] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:45:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Loggie
[11:45:57] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:45:57] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[11:46:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite MrPlow
[11:46:03] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:46:03] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[11:46:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite Regurgitator
[11:46:10] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:46:10] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator's corpse is currently rotting on the ground. Try fighting someone who's alive.
[11:46:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite sedctl
[11:46:14] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:46:20] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:46:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite systemd
[11:46:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[11:46:55] <MrPlow> #fite systemd falls broken at TheMightyBuzzard's feet.
[11:48:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite cmn32480
[11:48:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
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[12:06:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla Helps Sierra Nevada Brewing Make 'Green' Beer - http://sylnt.us - just-in-time-for-st-patrick's-day
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[12:28:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #fite chromas
[12:28:16] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[12:28:57] <MrPlow> #fite TheMightyBuzzard falls broken at chromas's feet.
[12:29:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah, stoopid bot. yer sposed to be on my side.
[13:07:44] <Bytram> #fite Aphrodite
[13:07:44] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:07:56] <MrPlow> #fite Aphrodite falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:10:39] <Bytram> #fite aqu4
[13:10:39] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:10:43] <MrPlow> #fite aqu4 falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:10:47] <Bytram> #fite exec
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[13:10:57] <MrPlow> #fite exec falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:11:00] <Bytram> #fite Bender
[13:11:00] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:11:12] <MrPlow> #fite Bender falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:11:18] <Bytram> #fite Loggie
[13:11:18] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:11:20] <MrPlow> #fite Loggie falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:11:24] <Bytram> #fite MrPlow
[13:11:24] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:11:40] <MrPlow> #fite MrPlow falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:12:05] <Bytram> #fite Regurgitator
[13:12:05] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:12:17] <MrPlow> #fite Regurgitator falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:12:19] <Bytram> #fite sedctl
[13:12:19] <MrPlow> #fite spam going to channel #fite
[13:12:24] <MrPlow> #fite sedctl falls broken at Bytram's feet.
[13:15:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[13:15:02] * exec metrosexually coalesces a spankbank of maple syrup with Bytram
[13:18:25] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:18:26] * exec fanatically experiences cream of 555 timers with TheMightyBuzzard
[13:18:29] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:18:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3134
[13:18:51] <Bytram> heh! 555 timers? haven't though of those in decades!
[13:18:53] <Bytram> !uid
[13:18:53] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6477, owned by hermanfamily
[13:18:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://news.softpedia.com Meh, I'll stick with Calculate Linux for now.
[13:18:59] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:18:59] <exec> └─ 13antiX 16.1 Linux OS Is Based on Debian GNU/Linux 8.7 "Jessie," without Systemd
[13:19:06] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[13:19:07] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 0°F, mostly cloudy, wind W at 1 mph, humidity 79% - Wednesday partly cloudy (14°F:21°F), Thursday snow showers (17°F:35°F), Friday mostly sunny (16°F:31°F), Saturday mostly cloudy (18°F:32°F)
[13:19:13] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[13:19:15] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 28°F, light snow, wind N at 8 mph, humidity 89% - Wednesday snow with brief sleet (30°F:34°F), Thursday partly cloudy (27°F:42°F), Friday mostly sunny (28°F:40°F), Saturday partly cloudy (32°F:42°F)
[13:19:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, i have several of those in a box somewheres.
[13:19:17] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[13:19:19] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 38°F, cloudy, wind E at 13 mph, humidity 91% - Wednesday showers (35°F:40°F), Thursday partly cloudy (33°F:46°F), Friday partly cloudy (34°F:43°F), Saturday partly cloudy (35°F:45°F)
[13:19:24] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:19:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> along with a few avr chips i never got around to using.
[13:19:46] * Bytram remembers when low-power shotkey (sp?) was a 'new' thing
[13:20:00] <Bytram> and TTL meant 5V worked for everything
[13:22:10] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[13:22:23] * Bytram has only have a few minutes before he needs to get ready for work
[13:22:39] <Bytram> well grammar good spoken here.
[13:22:41] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:22:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3135
[13:23:08] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: question for ya, re: flat / nested / oldest first and all that...
[13:23:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'all good. i need to get my shat ready to take the boat out. wanna be out on the lake by 10 and i'm still kicking around in pajama pants.
[13:23:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya?
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[13:23:45] * TheMightyBuzzard quirks an eyebrow
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[13:24:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> that wasn't a question
[13:24:28] <Bytram> with your new code on dev, how do I request all comments in a story in the order that they were submitted?
[13:25:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> flat, oldest first ignore threads
[13:25:19] <Bytram> okay....
[13:25:27] * Bytram loads: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:25:29] <exec> └─ 13Error
[13:25:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> flat should never pay attention to threads and threaded should never not. i meant to put in a change for that but never got around to it.
[13:25:56] * Bytram selects 'flat' and 'oldest first (no threads)'
[13:26:34] <Bytram> and... I see comment_0190, 0191, 0192 ... ???
[13:27:02] <Bytram> .. 0199 and then 0180, 0181, ... 0189
[13:27:21] <Bytram> expected to see: comment_0000, 0001, 0002, ...
[13:27:31] <Bytram> linky: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:27:38] <exec> └─ 13Test Story #7 - depth-first chron-ascending - 200 comments - Dev.SN
[13:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't ask me. look at the dates instead of the numbers.
[13:28:48] <Bytram> I posted comment_0000 first, and then I posted comment_0001, then 0002, then ... 0200
[13:29:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, yeah, i'm seeing them out of order in that mode
[13:29:27] <Bytram> for confirmation, look at each of the comment's comment-text which has the UTC time stamp of when it was posted.
[13:30:41] <Bytram> and, for an alternative test, see: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:30:48] <exec> └─ 13Test Story #5 - breadth-first chron-ascending - 200 comments - Dev.SN
[13:30:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> oldest first without the no threads does it correctly
[13:31:04] <Bytram> see: comment_0019, 0039, 0059...
[13:31:40] * Bytram is not seeing it... linky please?
[13:32:01] * TheMightyBuzzard shakes head
[13:32:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:32:15] <exec> └─ 13Test Story #7 - depth-first chron-ascending - 200 comments - Dev.SN
[13:32:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's only two dropdowns, Bytram. you must need more coffee.
[13:32:40] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:32:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3136
[13:33:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i just need to remove the "ignore threads" entries then since oldest first and newest first are working correctly for the mode they're in.
[13:33:42] * Bytram is still recuperating from his hospitalization and only running on about half-steam... sorry
[13:33:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee will fix it. coffee fixes everything.
[13:34:29] <Bytram> okay, I see them in posted order, now.
[13:34:29] <Bytram> nod nod !!!
[13:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's just Flat and Oldest First not Oldest First (Ignore Threads)
[13:35:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> think they got reversed somehow but that's okay since they're not reversed if you have Threaded selected
[13:35:37] <Bytram> okay... seems to have worked for test Story #7, but look at this one: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:35:44] <exec> └─ 13Test Story #5 - breadth-first chron-ascending - 200 comments - Dev.SN
[13:35:58] <Bytram> there, with the same options 'flat' and 'oldest first' I see: comment_0000, 0020, 0040, 0060... ??
[13:37:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, flat's throwing things all screwy currently
[13:37:34] <Bytram> yup.
[13:37:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> neither mode is getting them in the right order for that one
[13:38:04] <Bytram> better for me to find it in dev, than for it to make its way to prod... I have next two days off; hope to make some smaller test stories that will help with the dubugging.
[13:38:12] <Bytram> ok, REALLY gtg... biab
[13:38:19] <Bytram> thansk for looking into it!
[13:38:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait till i find and fix that one before ya go testing the same bug again though
[13:43:28] <Bytram> just thot you might want a smaller test case was all I had in mind
[13:44:00] <Bytram> though I have other test structures in mind, too. =)
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[13:50:42] <exec> welcome janrinok: Paimpol, France, 6°C/42°F, 2:50 pm GMT+1, Wednesday, 18 January 2017
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[15:08:21] * janrinok is very envious of FatPhil
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[16:25:39] <cmn32480> #fite Aphrodite
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[16:30:55] <cmn32480> #fite Regurgitator
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[16:33:10] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.bbc.com
[16:33:12] <exec> └─ 13'Wheelchair v buggy': Disabled man wins Supreme Court case - BBC News
[16:33:12] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:33:38] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:33:47] <cmn32480> #fite Bytram
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[18:22:09] <chromas> from the duh dept
[18:22:40] <chromas> Next, they'll conclude 99% of ad clicks are accidental
[18:24:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> virtually 100% of my clicks are on purpose
[18:24:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> they're useless, though, they're just me exercising my finger because my brain can't do just one thing
[18:24:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> mostly I just end up triple-clicking and highlighting entire paragraphs
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[19:34:07] <exec> welcome nick: Laurium, Calumet Township, MI, USA, 3°C/38°F, 2:34 pm GMT-5, Wednesday, 18 January 2017
[19:41:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather
[19:41:33] <exec> 10Saint Petersburg, FL 33701, USA - currently 77°F / 25°C, sunny, wind S at 6 mph, humidity 54% - Wednesday mostly sunny (62°F:77°F / 17°C:25°C), Thursday sunny (63°F:75°F / 17°C:24°C), Friday mostly sunny (65°F:74°F / 18°C:23°C), Saturday mostly sunny (67°F:75°F / 19°C:24°C)
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[21:01:23] <swiss> RIP
[21:02:29] <jasassin> #fite charon
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[21:41:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> Hahahaha! Fuck you, winter! I kicked fishing ass today.
[21:43:03] <cmn32480> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[21:43:05] <exec> 10Humboldt, TN, USA - currently 52°F / 11°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 4 mph, humidity 76% - Wednesday showers (50°F:52°F / 10°C:11°C), Thursday rain (53°F:63°F / 12°C:17°C), Friday partly cloudy (54°F:67°F / 12°C:19°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (52°F:70°F / 11°C:21°C)
[21:43:11] <cmn32480> pffrtft
[21:43:15] <cmn32480> hardly even winter
[21:44:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> water's colder than the air
[21:44:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> 46F according to my depth finder
[21:44:25] <cmn32480> but you weren't IN the water... just on it
[21:46:10] <cmn32480> but I guess your dinghy would get cold... does ti suffer from shrinkage?
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[21:56:40] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 11°C/51°F, 1:56 pm GMT-8, Wednesday, 18 January 2017
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[22:09:48] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, 10°C/50°F, 2:09 pm GMT-8, Wednesday, 18 January 2017
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[22:44:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. got distracted commenting and yacking with a dingus friend.
[22:52:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> food then nap
[23:06:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla to Expand Gigafactory Production - http://sylnt.us - made-in-America
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[23:07:32] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, 8°C/47°F, 3:07 pm GMT-8, Wednesday, 18 January 2017
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