#Soylent | Logs for 2017-03-11

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[00:01:17] <charon> pim's cup?
[00:08:20] <Deucalion> Pimms is more of a summer drink..... nice thing for a hot day
[00:14:12] <Deucalion> ~blame
[00:20:48] <charon> oh. i've never had one, living on this side of the pond
[00:27:22] <Deucalion> I'm sure it is available there :)
[00:29:10] <charon> maybe so. i've never looked though. perhaps you limeys keep it for yourselves
[00:32:09] <Deucalion> It's just a fruity punch drink.... overrated and overpriced thanks to being associated with some snob factor, can't remember the last time I supped that beverage being the hair shirted man of the people, socialist, marxist, communist, earth n tree hugging liberal bleeding hippy that I apparently am :D
[00:36:09] <Deucalion> I seem to remember it best served cold, diluted with lemonade and ice with some cucumber bits floating in it and a fresh mint leaf dropped on top at the last minute. Makes a long drink for a hot day.... I'm sure your local cocktail hostelry would serve it up if you are curious. Beyond curiosity I wouldn't advise to bother seeking it out.... just get some Ribena and tip some vodka in and you'll be mostly there :D
[00:39:13] * Deucalion wishes charon a pleasant eternity rowing back and forth then hits the X on IRC to go do something else and get some sleep lest we meet prematurely :P
[00:39:28] <Deucalion> Be well all.
[00:39:35] <charon> cheers Deucalion
[00:42:25] * Deucalion hands charon a few gold coins.... advance payment lest I turn up and forget to bring them when this current coil expires :) /me out
[00:49:22] * charon thanks Deucalion for the IRC upgrade service and promises to see him... eventually.
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[01:47:04] <paulej72> Bends
[01:47:11] <paulej72> Bender:
[01:47:22] <paulej72> Coffee++
[01:47:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3262
[01:48:09] <paulej72> Bender is not rssing
[01:58:41] <lemon> coffee++
[01:58:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3263
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[12:58:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Defense Against Doxing - http://sylnt.us - sudden-outbreak-of-common-sense
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[14:26:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Additional US Marines Deployed to Syria and Kuwait - http://sylnt.us - can-you-say-quagmire?
[14:50:57] <paulej72> Good morning #Soylent
[15:56:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Magnetic Hard Drives Go Atomic - http://sylnt.us - probably-not-explosive
[16:09:16] <Runaway1956> #submit http://www.wnd.com
[16:09:18] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:09:19] <exec> └─ 13Ex-Secret Service agent: Media missing 1 huge wiretap point
[16:09:44] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[17:45:03] <pinchy> http://nintendotoday.com
[17:45:05] <exec> └─ 13Switch launch causes big porn site traffic drops - NintendoToday
[19:07:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New 'Biomimetic' Glue Shows High-Strength Bonding Under Water - http://sylnt.us - for-all-your-underwater-teflon-binding-needs
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[20:17:11] <exec> welcome NCommander: New York, NY, USA, -2°C/29°F, 3:17 pm GMT-5, Saturday, 11 March 2017
[20:17:33] <NCommander> Yeah, that's about right. %!@# cold
[20:18:28] <paulej72> ~weather Cape May
[20:18:30] <exec> 10Cape May, NJ, USA - currently 33°F / 1°C, sunny, wind NW at 21 mph, humidity 37% - Saturday sunny (24°F:34°F / -4°C:1°C), Sunday mostly sunny (25°F:37°F / -4°C:3°C), Monday partly cloudy (34°F:37°F / 1°C:3°C), Tuesday rain and snow (30°F:43°F / -1°C:6°C)
[20:48:39] <paulej72> blerg
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[20:57:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dieselgate: VW Pleads Guilty to All 3 Charges; Could Pay $25B in Reparations - http://sylnt.us - jail-the-suits-now
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[21:53:10] <paulej72> ~weather cape may
[21:53:12] <exec> 10Cape May, NJ, USA - currently 34°F / 1°C, sunny, wind W at 21 mph, humidity 37% - Saturday partly cloudy (24°F:34°F / -4°C:1°C), Sunday mostly sunny (25°F:37°F / -4°C:3°C), Monday partly cloudy (34°F:37°F / 1°C:3°C), Tuesday rain and snow (30°F:43°F / -1°C:6°C)
[22:22:29] <pinchy> welcome to the #spam channel
[22:23:10] <cmn32480> how ya figure pinchy?
[22:35:20] <pinchy> i guess would need to put all the bots on ignore
[22:35:26] <boru> Man, those Xeon E7s sure are spendy. I'm spec'ing a new crunchy rig for here at home.
[22:35:45] <boru> /ignoring the bots is par for the course.
[22:35:58] <cmn32480> if you don't use the bots.. yes.. fell free
[22:36:13] <cmn32480> if you DO use the bots, ignoring them is a little tougher
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[22:36:27] <boru> Thankfully, many of them use sensible formatting, so some perfunctory regexps are all that is necessary.
[22:36:32] <exec> welcome crutchy: Melbourne VIC, 20°C/68°F, 9:36 am AEDT, Sunday, 12 March 2017
[22:36:54] <cmn32480> oooo the long lost aussie has shown up
[22:37:06] <cmn32480> we was startign to wonder if you melted or something
[22:37:34] <crutchy> nah its been a pretty mild summer
[22:37:39] <crutchy> much to my disgust
[22:38:02] <crutchy> ~gday fockers o/
[22:38:04] * exec hurriedly cracks open an animated gif of $insert_beverage_here for fockers
[22:38:21] <cmn32480> ~gday crutchy
[22:38:23] * exec cautiously deallocates a barrel of tofurkey from crutchy
[22:38:36] <cmn32480> same as our winter...
[22:38:46] <cmn32480> nothing like last year for em to send you pictures of
[22:39:14] <crutchy> whatever happened to this extreme climate change / global warming / whatever we're calling it now / stuff?
[22:39:29] * cmn32480 shurgs
[22:39:56] <crutchy> there's gotta be a trump joke in this somewhere...
[22:40:09] <crutchy> my sunday brain no worka
[22:40:36] <cmn32480> sadly neither does my saturday brain.. but I am at worka
[22:40:53] <boru> You're at work on a Saturday? Wtf man?
[22:41:01] * crutchy has been doing a lot of codestuffs for work lately
[22:41:09] <cmn32480> leaving town for 2 weeks adn the CFO wants my backlog billed out
[22:41:14] <crutchy> probably why i been away from irc
[22:41:58] <crutchy> cmn32480, just do what we do... send the invoices anyway :p
[22:42:26] <cmn32480> if we do that.. then my expenses dont' get included... and the CFO gets extra mad
[22:43:50] <crutchy> then... this: https://www.youtube.com
[22:43:53] <exec> └─ 13South park nipple rub - YouTube
[22:45:51] * crutchy is trying to activate DraftSight, but i've spent an hour going through hundreds of garbage messages in my hotmail thingy
[22:45:56] <crutchy> why do i do that?
[22:46:19] <chromas> Rub your nipples or use HoTMaiL?
[22:46:31] <cmn32480> hotmail
[22:46:32] <crutchy> both
[22:46:36] <cmn32480> we all know why we rub our nipples
[22:46:49] <crutchy> i should be rubbing my wife's nipples
[22:48:00] <cmn32480> that'd prolly help you out a littl emore
[22:50:09] * cmn32480 hates working remotely on firewalls... it always skeeves me out
[22:50:48] <crutchy> is that like when you reboot a VM... and you sit there with your fingers crossed thinking "please please please please come back up"
[22:50:56] <crutchy> (remotely)
[22:51:03] <cmn32480> nope
[22:51:06] <crutchy> oh
[22:51:12] <cmn32480> at least them you MIGHT be able to get console access
[22:51:20] <crutchy> ive never worked remotely on firewalls
[22:51:26] <crutchy> maybe luckily :p
[22:51:32] <cmn32480> this firewall is about 100km away
[22:51:41] <crutchy> you playing with iptables?
[22:51:49] <cmn32480> new internet connection
[22:52:13] <cmn32480> have to use the existing internet connection to set up the new one... and then cut off the gateway to the old one
[22:52:19] <cmn32480> so that tehy use the new one
[22:52:27] <cmn32480> it is quite the fun time
[22:52:43] <crutchy> oh that definitely sounds like a "please please please please" sorta moment
[22:53:09] <cmn32480> yep
[22:53:12] <crutchy> unfortunately murphy's law is law
[22:53:17] <cmn32480> but the only recovery is calling the CFO at homne
[22:53:20] <cmn32480> on a Saturday
[22:53:23] <crutchy> there's no skirting the law
[22:53:32] <cmn32480> pretty much
[22:53:37] <crutchy> it simply *must* fuck up somehow :p
[22:53:43] <cmn32480> I've got the interface up... and answering pings
[22:54:07] <cmn32480> now I need to make sure that SSH and HTTPS are enabled on it and I can connect
[22:54:20] <cmn32480> #smake MR. Murphy
[22:54:20] * MrPlow smakes MR. Murphy upside the head with a one-sided die
[22:54:21] <crutchy> with root access too
[22:54:31] <crutchy> cos everyone loves rooting on the internet
[22:54:46] <cmn32480> #smake crutchy
[22:54:46] * MrPlow smakes crutchy upside the head with a fistful of dollars
[22:55:17] <crutchy> i still haven't set up keys for my ssh crap at work
[22:55:20] <crutchy> laziness++
[22:55:21] <Bender> karma - laziness: 3
[22:56:02] <cmn32480> I'll turn it all off after I prove taht it works.. but since I can ping it, when I swap the interface, I need to be able to get in to unfuck the VPN too
[22:56:33] <crutchy> virtual private nipples
[22:56:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:56:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3264
[22:57:01] <cmn32480> that's a good idea...
[22:57:01] <crutchy> i think my intake is insufficient thismorning
[22:57:05] * cmn32480 goes to get more
[22:58:37] <crutchy> kinda funny story. the accountants on the floor above us bought a $30k coffee machine but they gave it to us because it was leaking everywhere. we fixed the leak and now have a $30k coffee machine :)
[22:59:00] <cmn32480> NOICE!
[22:59:16] <cmn32480> why is it a $30k coffe machine?
[22:59:26] <cmn32480> does it suck dick while it pours or somethign?
[22:59:30] <chromas> it squirts
[22:59:38] <crutchy> dunno. its pretty big and has a small fridge for milk and a touch screen and all sorts of crap
[22:59:44] <crutchy> i haven't used it yet
[23:00:06] * cmn32480 wagers that you are still brewing maxwell house in the glass pot and not using any of the other functions
[23:00:23] <crutchy> i still use my plunger cup and fresh ground beans
[23:00:30] <crutchy> no milk or sugar
[23:00:41] <crutchy> i'm sweet enough :p
[23:01:01] <cmn32480> my plunger cup is made of porceline... and flushes when I push the handle
[23:01:20] <crutchy> lol
[23:01:24] <chromas> Do you fllush your ground beans?
[23:01:41] <crutchy> i do... but it probably takes a few hours
[23:01:55] * chromas gives tama the porcelain swirl
[23:02:04] <cmn32480> by that point.. they are more refried than ground
[23:02:36] <crutchy> apparently eating coffee beans straight out of packet is not socially acceptable :(
[23:03:06] <crutchy> but its ok if they are choc coated. wtf is with that?
[23:05:33] <cmn32480> mostly that people are stupid
[23:05:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Now Puts Ads in Windows 10 File Explorer, Because of Course - http://sylnt.us - truth-and-advertising
[23:06:45] <crutchy> windows_xp++ # haha take that suckers
[23:06:45] <Bender> karma - windows_xp: 1
[23:12:15] <cmn32480> #smake juniper
[23:12:15] * MrPlow smakes juniper upside the head with dangly bits
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[23:28:12] <cmn32480> jesus H fucking roosevelt christ...
[23:28:28] <cmn32480> I ahve the DGW and the IP mixed up on the new interface...
[23:28:33] <cmn32480> no wonder shit don't work!
[23:28:34] <crutchy> lol americans and their presidents
[23:29:00] <cmn32480> Jesus H Fucking Queen Elizabeth II Christ
[23:29:09] <cmn32480> doens't have the same ring to it
[23:29:15] <crutchy> hahahaha now thats more like it :D
[23:29:21] <cmn32480> and who wnats to be fucking Queen Elizabeth?
[23:29:44] <crutchy> gawd save the kween
[23:30:09] * cmn32480 raises a cucumber sammich and a cup of tea
[23:30:55] <crutchy> cmn32480, s/of/o'/
[23:30:55] <sedctl> <crutchy> <cmn32480> raises a cucumber sammich and a cup o' tea
[23:31:02] <exec> <crutchy> <cmn32480> raises a cucumber sammich and a cup o' tea
[23:31:07] <crutchy> derp
[23:31:10] <crutchy> ~sed off
[23:31:11] <cmn32480> Earl Grey... hot
[23:31:12] <exec> sed disabled for 10#Soylent
[23:31:33] <cmn32480> chromas' bots were lazy for a while and weren't here.. nobody cared to turn exec off
[23:31:34] <crutchy> i'm more of a janeway fan. "coffee... hot"
[23:32:21] <crutchy> hmm. wonder if the new coffee thingy at work has voice activation
[23:32:41] <cmn32480> put a sign on it and I bet people will talk to it and get frustrated
[23:32:56] <crutchy> maybe the reason why it was leaking was that it *does* have voice activation, and the accountants were ordering their coffees but forgetting to put a cup their
[23:33:03] <cmn32480> now that I set the IP of the DGW to the correct thing.. it actually works!
[23:33:11] <crutchy> *there
[23:33:36] <crutchy> cmn32480, dammit you know competence will get you fired
[23:33:44] <crutchy> don't you read dilbert?
[23:33:48] <cmn32480> in this instance the opposite might be true
[23:34:00] * cmn32480 looks like Wally
[23:34:40] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[23:34:42] <exec> └─ 13Captain Janeway and the power of COFFEE! - YouTube
[23:34:44] <crutchy> classic moment
[23:40:16] <crutchy> w...t...f
[23:40:18] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[23:40:20] <exec> └─ 13Captain Janeway - Propper Cup of Coffee - YouTube
[23:40:28] <crutchy> ah the internet
[23:40:55] <crutchy> lol "after the computer said that, the entire galaxy exploded due to janeway.exe crashing"
[23:48:31] * cmn32480 fills up in honor of janeway
[23:50:20] <charon_> the Delta Quadrant's lovliest female earthling Starfleet captain
[23:50:59] <cmn32480> I'll buy thatlogic
[23:56:42] <cmn32480> ye gads.. this server room is noisy
[23:57:11] * cmn32480 considers shutting down all the stuff with fans in it
[23:59:55] <charon_> that's a good plan. i'll watch the news tomorrow for local fires