#Soylent | Logs for 2017-03-28
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[00:45:27] <cmn32480> boru: http://stackoverflow.com
[00:45:28] <exec> └─ 13Stack Overflow Developer Survey 2017
[00:52:16] <cmn32480> nobody identified as an attack helicopter this year....
[01:36:02] <cmn32480> hotel interwebs slow af... bed time.
[01:37:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Don’t Plant Those “Bee-Friendly” Wildflowers Cheerios Is Giving Away - http://sylnt.us - marketing-gimmick
[01:38:29] <Bytram> https://earth.nullschool.net
[01:38:31] <exec> └─ 13404 Not Found
[03:06:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What About a Mission to Titan? - http://sylnt.us - at-least-the-ice-cream-won't-melt
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[04:06:52] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 21°C/69°F, 1:06 am GMT-3, Tuesday, 28 March 2017
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[04:48:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Selects CubeSat and SmallSat Mission Concept Studies - http://sylnt.us - satellite-version-of-packing-peanuts
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[06:16:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giant Digital Adverts Could Soon Be in Our Cities - http://sylnt.us - a-new-life-awaits-you-in-the-off-world-colonies
[07:21:34] <boru> I think that survey says a lot about the visitors to toilet overflow than it does about the state of the industry.
[07:47:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Evidence of Giant Tsunami on Mars Suggests an Early Ocean - http://sylnt.us - surf's-up
[08:07:59] <FatPhil> #submit https://www.technologyreview.com
[08:08:00] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[08:08:01] <exec> └─ 13Google’s AI Explosion in One Chart - MIT Technology Review
[08:08:25] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[09:26:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Night-Time Urination Reduced by Cutting Salt in Diet - http://sylnt.us - anti-bed-wetter
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[10:55:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:55:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3311
[11:26:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hadoop Has Failed Us, Tech Experts Say - http://sylnt.us - next-big-thing
[11:29:24] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:29:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3312
[11:31:31] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:31:32] * exec seductively formulates a DD cup of nerf darts for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:31:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[11:31:44] * exec unjustifiably reticulates a stocking of tofurkey for cmn32480
[11:31:49] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[11:31:55] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:31:56] * exec whole-heartedly imagines a zip archive of spew with TheMightyBuzzard
[11:31:57] <cmn32480> no question
[11:31:57] <Bytram> ~gday cmn32480
[11:31:59] * exec homogeneously hallucinates a sole datagram of spicy cheese sauce with cmn32480
[11:32:00] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:32:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3313
[11:32:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:32:01] * exec half-heartedly pits an attack helicopter of cow dung custard against Bytram
[11:32:01] <cmn32480> ~gday bytram
[11:32:04] * exec inadequately nudges a zip archive of tagnuts toward bytram
[11:32:07] * TheMightyBuzzard still wins
[11:32:16] <cmn32480> no question
[11:32:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> so we're mostly gonna lazy it up this year for 4/1?
[11:33:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i had something hilarious planned but i forgot what it was
[11:33:15] <Bytram> pj has a new theme - NV
[11:33:30] <Bytram> as in "green with"
[11:33:32] * cmn32480 is trying to get out the door to a customer site....
[11:33:43] <cmn32480> but has no idea.
[11:34:17] * Bytram checks his work schedule
[11:34:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya
[11:35:26] <cmn32480> real fake news is always an option
[11:37:41] * Bytram discovers that 4/1 is a work day, and during one of our biggest sales... even if I could swap shifts with someone, it wouldn't make sense $-wise
[11:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[11:38:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'okay. we don't gotta pull out all the stops every year.
[11:38:43] * Bytram has thurs & fri off so *could* stack queue ahead of time
[11:39:19] <Bytram> one thing that has gone over really well in the past are the cypher challenges that I have posted
[11:41:02] <Bytram> were a lot of fun to come up with, too. start simple with morse code, then things like rot13, other caeser cyphers, uuencode, and the like
[11:42:56] * cmn32480 has to run
[11:43:08] <cmn32480> back on tomorrow morning from home for a few days (YAY!)
[11:43:38] <cmn32480> or (o Y o) if you prefer
[11:44:03] <paulej72> lille lopsided
[11:44:33] <Bytram> cmn32480: have a great day!
[11:45:07] <Bytram> paulej72: nah, just in a strong wind
[11:45:23] <paulej72> jogging
[11:45:37] <Bytram> lol
[11:45:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday paulej72
[11:45:40] * exec sneakily queefs an ExFAT volume of perl at paulej72
[11:45:52] <paulej72> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:45:53] * exec crutchyly pours a staff of plastic grommets for TheMightyBuzzard
[11:46:00] <paulej72> ~gday Bytram
[11:46:01] * exec deliciously spews a cold can of Walla Walla sweet onions on Bytram
[11:46:20] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[11:46:30] * TheMightyBuzzard minecrafts while he ponders
[11:46:41] <Bytram> ~gday paulej72
[11:46:42] * exec illegitimately scissors a dash of shiny object syndrome for paulej72
[11:46:47] <Bytram> !uid
[11:46:47] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6543, owned by mtmobile
[11:57:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeesh. mined out 32K blocks for this underground hall and it still ain't big enough to suit me.
[11:58:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a proper base-2 32K not no bullshit metric 32K
[12:02:52] <Bytram> https://earth.nullschool.net
[12:02:54] <exec> └─ 13404 Not Found
[12:03:08] <Bytram> silly bot -- I'm looking right at it!
[12:03:26] <Bytram> https://earth.nullschool.net
[12:03:27] <exec> └─ 13earth :: a global map of wind, weather, and ocean conditions
[12:03:35] <Bytram> that's better!
[12:08:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:08:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:08:14] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 337
[12:12:33] <Bytram> just got a call -- need to head into work early.
[12:13:00] <Bytram> will check in 'ere I leve
[12:13:04] <Bytram> *leave
[12:16:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former Colorado GOP chairman charged with voter fraud - http://sylnt.us - Takes-One-to-Know-One
[12:48:48] <Bytram> time's up... gtg
[12:48:54] <Bytram> have a great day everyoen
[13:16:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Poor Communication Main Cause of Marriage, Cohabitation Breakdown - http://sylnt.us - xkcd-523
[14:15:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> from the no-shit-sherlock dept
[14:16:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> ya srsly
[14:16:49] * AndyTheAbsurd wonders if it's an Arthur T. Knackerbracket submission
[14:20:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> Nope, Phoenix666.
[14:43:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking bastards. seems like they always release a kernel update the day after i update my systems.
[14:44:49] <boru> Why do you need to update it?
[14:45:05] <boru> If it's security or stability patches, then fair enough, otherwise, I'd like it slide.
[14:45:13] <boru> -RELEASE branch for great justice.
[14:45:46] <boru> Then again, BSD isn't like Linux. You don't have commits like "Added another 50MB of binary vendor firmware"
[14:45:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> boru, security updates
[14:46:12] <boru> Are you building your own or binary updates?
[14:46:24] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[14:46:28] <boru> If the former, I'd check out if the vulnerability affects you.
[14:46:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> only binary anything i got going on is wireless drivers
[14:54:39] * TheMightyBuzzard heads out to see the tax fairy
[14:56:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rogue East Cleveland Cops Framed Dozens of Drug Suspects - http://sylnt.us - good-cop,-bad-cop
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[16:47:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Focus On Quadratic Equations - http://sylnt.us - no-royal-road-to-understanding-students
[16:51:22] <FatPhil> A curse on website designers who ignore the plight of the colour-deficient! :(
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[17:12:19] <mrpg> http://pilotonline.com
[17:12:46] <mrpg> Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year
[17:24:03] <mrpg> http://www.nytimes.com
[17:24:05] <exec> └─ 13Ants That Can Flow Like a Fluid, or Move Like a Solid - The New York Times
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[17:43:51] <mrpg> +1 for khan academy. In Spanish there is julioprofe on youtube.
[17:44:12] <mrpg> Teach to master, not to pass.
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[18:37:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump is Weeks Away From Missing His Chance to Reform Work Visas - http://sylnt.us - hope-it's-on-morning-joe-that-week
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[20:16:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Did Legislators Get a Public Radio Reporter Fired? - http://sylnt.us - landed-gentry-vs-5th-estate
[21:56:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MIT Professor Creates Reality TV Series of His Daily Life - http://sylnt.us - losing-tenure-is-like-being-voted-off-the-island
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[22:32:17] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 22°C/71°F, 7:32 pm GMT-3, Tuesday, 28 March 2017
[23:48:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Calexit: the “Bad Boys of Brexit” Throw Their Weight Behind Move to Split State - http://sylnt.us - five-easy-pieces