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[00:00:49] <Bytram> ~arthur 950503
[00:00:52] <exec> 1071 stories loaded
[00:00:52] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Protesters raise more than $200,000 to buy Congress's browsing history"
[00:01:23] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[00:01:29] <exec> 1071 stories loaded
[00:07:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Diversity Makes Projects More Successful - http://sylnt.us - McKinsey-says
[00:13:29] <chromas> didn't we have that a few days ago?
[00:13:55] <chromas> If diversity is so natural then why do we have to embrace it?
[00:14:13] <mrpg> some people hate it and fight it
[00:14:31] <mrpg> so we have to say "no kitty no!" often
[00:14:59] <chromas> But meeeeem!
[00:16:09] <chromas> Respect muh authoritah
[00:19:43] <mrpg> yes, those hippies dont learn
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[01:09:06] <charon_> 500 Internal Server Error?
[01:09:45] <butthurt> who crashed the site?
[01:09:55] <takyon> somebody
[01:09:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72
[01:10:08] <paulej72> give me a few
[01:10:11] <charon_> ~blame
[01:10:12] * exec points at Bytram
[01:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have beer though so i'm all honey badger about it
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[01:14:45] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off secure in the knowledge that pj will fix whatever went wrong
[01:16:06] <takyon> http://mashable.com
[01:20:35] <charon_> site seems fixed now
[01:21:32] <Bytram> paulej72++
[01:21:32] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 238
[01:22:38] <paulej72> OK expand all is now up
[01:23:41] <butthurt> ty paulej72
[01:27:04] <takyon> seems to work as advertized
[01:27:32] <takyon> scores display like this now: (Score: 2 )
[01:27:36] <takyon> with an extra space in them
[01:27:42] <takyon> anyone seeing that?
[01:29:12] <charon_> yes, i see that space also
[01:30:22] <paulej72> well that funny
[01:30:29] <paulej72> well that's funny
[01:30:56] <paulej72> how did we break that
[01:37:15] <SoyCow6543> Just tried to post a comment and got dumped with a 503 message, Varnish Cache
[01:37:58] <paulej72> yeah I had to a quick deploy to fix a bug, sorry
[01:38:13] <paulej72> score is now fixed
[01:39:41] <SoyCow6543> And I was just able to post... Thank You!
[01:44:50] * charon_ concocts a list of fake bugs to drive paulej72 insane on AFD
[01:46:19] <paulej72> that was not a fake bug, and I did cause it when cleaning up some unneeded code
[01:46:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Reusable Carbon Nanotubes Could be the Water Filter of the Future - http://sylnt.us - how-fast-is-it?
[01:48:32] <paulej72> Wonder how long it will take people to notice the current changes
[01:49:06] <takyon> the +++ is pretty striking
[01:50:12] <paulej72> OK Ima gona ride the bike some and burn off my nervous energy
[01:53:28] <charon_> go go +++
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[02:34:39] <Deucalion> ~weather
[02:34:40] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 60°F / 16°C, clear, wind S at 8 mph, humidity 58% - Friday cloudy (47°F:60°F / 8°C:16°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (43°F:60°F / 6°C:16°C), Sunday partly cloudy (43°F:61°F / 6°C:16°C), Monday partly cloudy (45°F:63°F / 7°C:17°C)
[02:35:58] * Deucalion tips over charon's boat then heads to bed
[03:16:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: Ramifications of Removing Windows Store from Enterprise Installs? - http://sylnt.us - One-Less-Complication
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[04:18:52] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 20°C/68°F, 1:18 am GMT-3, Friday, 31 March 2017
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[04:46:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Superior Supercomputers Could Tell Humans They Are Depressed - http://sylnt.us - Is-that-you,-Marvin?
[06:27:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Huge Nuclear Cost Overruns Push Toshiba's Westinghouse Into Bankruptcy - http://sylnt.us - no-more-nukes
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[07:01:25] <FatPhil> Are there any CD stores online that aren't "The Man" any more?
[07:01:56] <FatPhil> I used to use CD Baby, but they sold up (not necessarily sold out) a few years ago.
[08:17:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Director's Secret Twitter Account Outed by Loose Lips and Metadata - http://sylnt.us - Just-Desserts,-or-Just-Dessert?
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[09:56:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Founder of Oculus VR, Palmer Luckey, Departs Facebook - http://sylnt.us - lucky?
[09:58:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:58:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3318
[10:39:57] <paulej72> coffee++
[10:39:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3319
[11:08:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned skippy
[11:25:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Research Into Light Particles Challenges Understanding of Quantum Theory - http://sylnt.us - curiouser-and-curiouser
[11:33:08] <boru> #submit https://journals.aps.org
[11:33:09] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[11:33:12] <boru> Pft.
[11:33:19] <boru> ,submit https://journals.aps.org
[11:33:27] <boru> What's the other bot operators?
[11:33:38] <boru> Oh, tilde.
[11:33:40] <boru> ~submit https://journals.aps.org
[11:33:42] <exec> error: title not found or empty
[11:33:54] * boru gives up.
[11:34:04] <boru> I suppose I'll have to submit my story stack manually, later.
[12:05:08] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:05:10] * exec covertly uninstalls a bowl of Beer-brand beer from TheMightyBuzzard
[12:05:16] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:05:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3320
[12:06:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:06:25] * exec mistakenly cracks open a sidechain of Windows ME for cmn32480
[12:06:39] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[12:07:14] <cmn32480> yup
[12:07:19] <cmn32480> fooshing today buzzard?
[12:07:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> pondering it
[12:08:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> weather's fine and they should be biting but it's a bit windy for my lil boat. tomorrow's sposed to be warmer and calmer.
[12:08:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> fooshing tomorrow, vidya today?
[12:09:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, sound strategy, that.
[12:09:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> got several xbox1 games in there we ain't even took the plastic wrap off yet.
[12:09:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> or there's always minecraft
[12:10:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and today's the day Starcraft goes free(beer)
[12:13:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> what's funny is I still have my original Starcraft CD
[12:13:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> in the jewel case, even
[12:14:22] * cmn32480 doesn't recall ever having played StarCraft
[12:14:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, well there ya go, it's free later today.
[12:14:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> Did you play WarCraft II?
[12:14:46] <cmn32480> where?
[12:14:52] <cmn32480> nope
[12:14:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> blizzard.com i expect
[12:16:57] * TheMightyBuzzard tries to decide between torment: tides of numenera and far cry primal
[12:23:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, i really wanna like tton but man is it ever lacking in ass-kicking
[12:27:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, i forgot i had tyranny sitting around unfinished
[12:32:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, think i'll put some time into it. still a bit story-driven instead of getting to kill stuff but i shall soldier on for a while.
[12:32:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> back later
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[12:57:10] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:57:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3321
[13:12:43] * CoolHand has been stuck in Divinity:Original Sin the past couple weeks
[13:14:01] * AndyTheAbsurd hasn't played vidya in ages
[13:14:51] * AndyTheAbsurd is currently obsessed with Star Trek and wonders if there's a ST game that's decent and currently available
[13:15:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Michael Flynn Could Testify on Potential Trump Campaign Ties to Russia in Exchange for Immunity - http://sylnt.us - trump-card
[13:17:04] <Bytram> !uid
[13:17:05] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6544, owned by corpusant
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[14:18:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Michael Flynn Offers to Testify on Potential Trump Campaign Ties to Russia in Exchange for Immunity - http://sylnt.us - trump-card
[14:57:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Outwit Noise in Quantum Communication - http://sylnt.us - shhhhhhhhhhhh
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[16:28:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GoFundMe Campaigns to (Try to) Buy Congress' Browser Histories - http://sylnt.us - a-different-way-to-buy-congress
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[18:07:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Who Will Own Mars? - http://sylnt.us - martian-gold-rush-of-2029
[19:46:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "The Collapsing Empire" is a Hilarious Tale of Humanity's Impending Doom - http://sylnt.us - we-can-read
[20:36:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "The Collapsing Empire" is a Hilarious Tale of Humanity's Impending Doom - http://sylnt.us - we-can-read
[20:38:28] <takyon> nexus DESTROYED
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[21:27:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Arrests Hacker Who Hacked No One - http://sylnt.us - bad-precedent
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[21:40:00] <khallow> Ugh, what's up with the pseudo-libertarian spam? Guessing some kid with nothing better to do than annoy us
[21:40:13] <khallow> howdy BTW
[21:41:44] <charon_> ahoy khallow
[21:48:28] <khallow> We are through our spurious doubt coercing him into posting the same thing multiple times
[21:49:09] <khallow> I'd rather coerce him into oh say 50% of his wages and capital gains myself
[21:50:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist khallow
[21:50:16] <MrPlow> khallow, you're a socialist!
[21:51:20] <khallow> I think it was when he posted a wall of text about the virtues of not being mugged
[21:51:33] <khallow> I realized that while I wouldn't want to be mugged
[21:51:47] <khallow> I was starting to take a shine to mugging Mr. AC
[21:52:04] <khallow> It also sort of rationalized itself out after that
[21:52:16] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[21:53:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm kinda glad we're picking up a dedicated idiot or two. shows we matter enough to bother with.
[21:53:55] <cmn32480> hush... prairie nigger
[21:54:02] * cmn32480 cackles in laughter
[21:54:13] <cmn32480> that was the funniest comment that I have read in eons
[21:54:37] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[21:55:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> my favorite's wagon burner. sounds kinda fun.
[21:55:16] * Bytram scrolls back but must be going blind... linky please?
[21:55:59] * cmn32480 goes diggin for the comment
[21:56:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[21:56:29] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Comments | Diversity Makes Projects More Successful
[21:56:44] <Bytram> clicky
[21:57:50] <cmn32480> buzzard... it made me laugh
[21:57:58] <Bytram> *chuckles*
[21:58:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good. my work here is done then. time to go fishing.
[21:58:34] <khallow> As to dedicated idiots, I still can't get over the flat earth guy
[21:59:12] <charon_> we have a flat earth guy?
[21:59:52] <khallow> Yea, for example:
[22:00:21] <khallow> https://soylentnews.org
[22:00:24] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews Comments | Emergent Gravity Might Obviate the Need for Dark Matter
[22:00:47] <khallow> Later on he wiggles his fingers mysteriously
[22:01:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone needs a hobby. i guess we're his.
[22:01:14] <khallow> when I asked "3) Why is the shadow of Earth when cast on the Moon, always round?"
[22:01:31] <khallow> I pay attention to such predicted events and have seen the moon get dark in different ways. If you want to claim that what darkens a globular moon is the shadow of a globular Earth cast on it I must tell you that I see inconsistencies with that idea. Eclipses differ a lot. So it is more efficient if you refer to eclipses per eclipse, as they are becoming more and more documented and are easy to refer to.
[22:02:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, ya, that guy trolls quite a lot.
[22:02:28] <khallow> The moon gets dark in different ways, but I can't be bothered to be put on the record for one of those other ways
[22:06:35] <charon_> wonder if that's the guy who had a journal entry about some weird gravity theories last week
[22:06:51] <takyon> I haven't seen the flat earth guy lately
[22:07:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> charon_, you can look, can't you? just don't go outing who it is public like.
[22:07:29] <takyon> now it's the "violently imposed monopoly" guy. and the "I'm gonna repost my comment about government and contracts ten times" guy
[22:07:33] <charon_> i know, it's just not worth my time to go look
[22:08:04] <charon_> and the "get it yet?" guy who threatened to rape my daughter
[22:08:19] <charon_> him, it's worth my time to watch out for
[22:09:55] <takyon> ITGs don't follow through. especially if you are pseudonymous
[22:10:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> internet threats are never real. ever.
[22:10:32] <charon_> yeah, i know he was trying to troll me, so i didn't respond
[22:11:52] <takyon> can anyone find a nasa source for this shite
[22:11:52] <takyon> http://www.popularmechanics.com
[22:11:54] <exec> └─ 13A First Look at NASA's Future Space Station Around the Moon
[22:11:59] <takyon> http://www.space.com
[22:12:01] <exec> └─ 13NASA Eyeing Mini Space Station in Lunar Orbit as Stepping-Stone to Mars
[22:14:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> #klingon stop, collaborate, and listen.
[22:14:59] <MrPlow> mev, collaborate je 'Ij. ( )
[22:15:00] <khallow> takyon, I'll give it a shot
[22:15:44] <takyon> thanks bruh
[22:16:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #klingon smack my bitch up
[22:16:18] <MrPlow> bitch smack woDDI' ( )
[22:16:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't do smack? weak, microsoft.
[22:17:49] <Bytram> https://arstechnica.com
[22:17:51] <exec> └─ 13At last, a new movie that’s as beautiful and insane as The Fifth Element | Ars Technica
[22:18:01] <takyon> what is it called
[22:18:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> bob
[22:18:22] <takyon> Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
[22:18:23] <charon_> well that's good, because i hated The Fifth Element
[22:18:27] <takyon> that's a mouthfull
[22:18:33] <takyon> The Fifth Element was gr8
[22:18:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake charon_
[22:18:39] * MrPlow smakes charon_ upside the head with a sock full of oranges
[22:18:52] <chromas> The end way ghey
[22:19:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> moolti pass!
[22:19:10] <charon_> now i know one of chromas' ping words
[22:19:13] <chromas> "Oh look, they're suddenly in love for no reason"
[22:19:13] <takyon> "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets" = UAE/Dubai/Saudi's next construction project
[22:20:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[22:20:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[22:20:03] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 339
[22:20:09] <takyon> https://www.vice.com
[22:20:22] <khallow> ok, getting there
[22:20:40] <khallow> https://www.nasa.gov
[22:20:42] <exec> └─ 13404 | NASA
[22:21:14] <khallow> I guess exec doesn't like NASA frames
[22:21:42] <paulej72> pos JS infested site, i would imagine not
[22:21:43] <takyon> not at all
[22:21:46] <chromas> or vice
[22:21:48] <chromas> But nobody likes vice
[22:22:29] <takyon> vice has some good shit
[22:22:34] <takyon> worth keeping the RSS feed around
[22:23:18] <charon_> http://www.foxnews.com
[22:23:20] <exec> └─ 13Police: Trucker drove nonstop from Seattle to Massachusetts fueled by drugs | Fox News
[22:23:20] <takyon> I wonder if the lunar "gateway" will actually be capable of extending the reach of deep space missions at all (by refueling and whatnot)
[22:23:23] <khallow> anyway, takyon that's the NASA announcement above
[22:23:31] <takyon> thanks
[22:23:38] <takyon> guess i'll submit it
[22:24:03] <khallow> I don't know. It appears to be the replacement for the asteroid redirect mission which got defunded recently
[22:24:42] <khallow> However, if someone is at that station and launches in the direction of Mars, it'll be less delta-v than low Earth orbit
[22:24:53] <takyon> submitted and someone else can sort it out later
[22:24:54] <khallow> I just don't know why you'd want to be there
[22:25:02] <khallow> oh I think I might get it
[22:25:12] <takyon> what if you pick up more fuel there
[22:25:13] <khallow> https://www.nasa.gov
[22:25:30] <khallow> Phase 1 is technology demonstrations in cis-lunar space
[22:26:21] <khallow> so this sounds like maybe they'll be testing a prototype vehicle as a lunar space station
[22:26:44] <khallow> after all, there's not much difference between a space station and a vehicle
[22:26:46] <khallow> in space
[22:27:04] <takyon> true
[22:27:26] <khallow> so it's probably technology demonstration rather than support infrastructure
[22:27:56] <charon_> why not at L2? stationkeeping would be cheaper, no?
[22:28:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt lagrange
[22:28:59] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[22:29:27] <khallow> Someone probably figures they needed to add features to it like lunar observation
[22:29:40] <khallow> after all, if it ain't broke, then it doesn't have enough features yet
[22:29:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab khallow
[22:29:57] <Bender> Added quote 821
[22:30:04] <charon_> TheMightyBuzzard: that was not what i was expecting
[22:30:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
[22:31:05] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[22:31:07] <exec> └─ 13Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets | Teaser Trailer 2 | In Theaters July 21 - YouTube
[22:31:26] <Bytram> Looks like it could be interesting!
[22:31:45] <khallow> Buzz, it comes from Scott Adams, IIRC
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[22:34:02] <charon_> visually interesting, but why did he choose actors who are carved out of wood?
[22:34:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> khallow, nothing wrong with stealing it if it's good. time honored tradition, that.
[22:55:07] <Bytram> charon: don't know. The female lead: https://en.wikipedia.org
[22:55:09] <exec> └─ 13Cara Delevingne - Wikipedia
[22:55:26] <Bytram> "Cara Jocelyn Delevingne is an English fashion model and actress. She signed with Storm Model Management after leaving school in 2009. Delevingne won the "Model of the Year" award at the British Fashion Awards in 2012 and 2014 and has appeared in shows for houses including Burberry, Mulberry, Dolce & Gabbana, and Jason Wu. She started her acting career with a minor role in the 2012 film adaptation of Anna Karenina."
[23:15:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Four Unknown Objects Being Investigated in Planet 9 Search - http://sylnt.us - objective-search
[23:23:11] <charon_> https://www.themarysue.com
[23:23:48] <charon_> damn, i should edit the story to put that image into it
[23:26:13] <cmn32480> go for it
[23:30:38] <charon_> nah, i put it in a comment instead
[23:39:52] <khallow> adios
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