#Soylent | Logs for 2017-05-07
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[00:07:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Plans to Launch Original TV-Like Programming in June - http://sylnt.us - fake-news-and-fake-tv
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[00:19:04] <exec> welcome ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 14°C/58°F, 5:19 pm GMT-7, Saturday, 6 May 2017
[00:19:17] <ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHAHA
[00:19:33] <ethanol-fueled> Caught that godamn motherfucker whose dog shit on my house.
[00:20:05] <ethanol-fueled> escorted him out last night, callin his dog a fat bitch punk and him along with it.
[00:22:15] <ethanol-fueled> Ah, that younger generation. They may let their dog shit on your house but they don't fight back as you're chasin them and callin them bitch ass punks, then slingshotting the dog shit into their courtyards.
[00:22:53] <ethanol-fueled> Makes me wanna go to India, to learn the real shit warfare.
[00:23:47] <ethanol-fueled> Of course, we learned shit warfare before the Indians did:
[00:24:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake ethanol-fueled
[00:24:13] * MrPlow smakes ethanol-fueled upside the head with a horseshoe
[00:24:13] <ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[00:24:14] <upstart> ^ 03Green Jello - Misadventures of Shitman - YouTube
[00:24:22] <ethanol-fueled> As that vidya will tell ya
[00:24:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, yo
[00:24:52] <ethanol-fueled> Buxxbomn, good to see ya here. I'm about to walk outside and smoke a cigarette
[00:25:04] <ethanol-fueled> Buzzbomb^
[00:25:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy. just did that myself
[00:25:47] <ethanol-fueled> h!
[00:25:51] <ethanol-fueled> YEAH!
[00:27:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin hollywood needs to stop putting out shit TV. only thing i can stand lately is Lucifer. Legion was good but only eight episodes.
[00:28:17] <ethanol-fueled> Television: ANinvention for fools.
[00:28:40] <ethanol-fueled> Mr. Wang said so.
[00:29:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> so is beer but i'm not gonna let that stop me.
[00:29:17] <ethanol-fueled> Ya got me there.
[00:29:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i needs some shit to occupy time between wanks
[00:29:57] <ethanol-fueled> get some dog shiut
[00:30:02] <ethanol-fueled> or any animal shit
[00:30:12] <Bytram> https://forum.handbrake.fr
[00:30:15] <upstart> ^ 03Mirror Download Server Compromised - HandBrake
[00:30:30] <ethanol-fueled> modify a slingshot replacing the leather strap with a sabot made froma 1-liter soda bottle
[00:30:39] <ethanol-fueled> Fire it at a paraboilc arc
[00:30:43] <Bytram> If you recently downloaded a version of handbrake, you may have downloaded infected code
[00:30:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a pretty big slingshot
[00:30:49] <Bytram> !uid
[00:30:49] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6587, owned by idiot_king
[00:31:15] * TheMightyBuzzard gets all his HandBrake from gentoo
[00:31:34] <ethanol-fueled> holds on fellas I need to step out for an American Spirit
[00:31:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy. try n exhale on a lung nazi.
[00:31:55] * ethanol-fueled blugh blorp Pfhglsrrsgege
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[00:48:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.cnbc.com In before Trump fans claim a win and anti-fans disagree. Pro-tip: It's a win regardless of who claims credit.
[00:49:00] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[00:49:26] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[00:56:36] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 13°C/55°F, 5:56 pm GMT-7, Saturday, 6 May 2017
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[01:01:29] <Bytram> so... he buys $1B of automated manufacturing robots?
[01:01:53] <Bytram> brb laundry
[01:07:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, gotta account for the people servicing said robots. it costs way too much extra to design/buy one that can service itself.
[01:11:52] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off to read a book before bed
[01:18:02] <chromas> Robot-servicing-robots
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[01:47:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Stops Terrorists from Spreading Leprosy? - http://sylnt.us - disarm-the-terrorists
[02:06:24] <chromas> Well they're already spreading cancer
[02:15:56] <Bytram> eyes struggling to stay open... time for sleep
[02:16:01] <Bytram> have a good night everyone!
[03:25:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senator Dianne Feinstein Claims That the FBI Paid $900,000 to Break Into a Locked iPhone - http://sylnt.us - cheap-at-twice-the-price
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[03:31:03] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 17°C/63°F, 12:31 am GMT-3, Sunday, 7 May 2017
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[04:56:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Puerto Rico Files for Biggest Ever U.S. Local Government Bankruptcy - http://sylnt.us - my-2c
[06:27:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Titan Ripe for Drone Invasion - http://sylnt.us - invasion-not-like-in-the-movies
[08:17:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Realtime Internet Surveillance in the UK - http://sylnt.us - british-values
[09:46:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google is Super Secretive About its Anti-Aging Research - http://sylnt.us - olay-regenerist
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[10:46:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:46:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3415
[10:50:43] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:50:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3416
[10:50:51] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:50:53] * exec sexually pits a bootload of logical phalluses against TheMightyBuzzard
[10:50:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[10:51:00] * exec abrasively planks a cube of IOUs for Bytram
[10:51:18] <Bytram> tie, I think
[10:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> close nuff
[10:52:06] <Bytram> how ya feelin? Getting back onthe beam?
[10:53:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. it's definitely kidneys at the root of it though. they're a little sore today.
[10:53:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> so watered down coffee today
[10:53:37] <Bytram> urg. sorry to hear that. Maybe time to see a doc?
[10:54:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, not unless they actually get to hurting. they do this every couple years when i overdo the coffee n beer n such.
[10:54:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> go back to normal if i give em a break though.
[10:55:08] <Bytram> okaaaay.
[10:55:45] <Bytram> Just concerned that though they may stop hurting, does not necessarily mean that they go back to being 100% -- could be lingering effects after each 'assault' on 'em, if you know what I mean?
[10:56:00] <Bytram> And, over time, those could add up.
[10:56:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly, yep. just part of getting older, that.
[10:56:53] <Bytram> Though I am now older than I've ever been before, I take comfort in knowing that I am younger than I'll ever be in the future.
[10:56:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to have to stop drinking nothing but coffee n alcohol again i guess. sometimes i forget that and this shat happens though.
[10:57:28] <Bytram> yep, filters get clogged, so to speak (write).
[10:58:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... it's a weekend... we could totally roll out the updates we got merged if paulej72 were handy.
[10:59:02] <Bytram> yeah, I must apologize and admit I'vew not given much time to testing BC
[10:59:14] <Bytram> life keeps interfering
[10:59:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, not really much to test. not a big update.
[11:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> lot of files changed but functionally the changes were quite minor.
[11:00:15] <Bytram> what happened with the not getting timely update as to one's new end-of-subscription date? How was that handled
[11:00:17] <Bytram> ?
[11:00:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> hasn't been touched.
[11:00:52] <Bytram> hrrrm
[11:01:07] <Bytram> meet me in #dev?
[11:10:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:10:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:10:26] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 386
[11:15:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel AMT Vulnerability: Hacker's Backdoor Dream - http://sylnt.us - Intel-likes-the-backdoor
[11:20:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i wish gentoo would update their purple-hangouts package. ima end up having to pull from git and build from source.
[11:40:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Hells yeah: http://channel45news.com
[11:40:15] <upstart> ^ 03GM just Announced that they will be bringing the Square Body back in 2018 - Channel 45 News
[12:57:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Delta Airlines Forces Family off Plane - Threatened with Jail - http://sylnt.us - didn't-get-the-memo
[13:15:22] <Bytram> time for me to get ready for work. Hoe y'all have a good day!
[14:27:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Crowdfunded Billboards Shame Four Members of Congress Who Sold Out Your Online Privacy - http://sylnt.us - Freedom-of-Speech^W$$$
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[15:33:03] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 24°C/76°F, 12:33 pm GMT-3, Sunday, 7 May 2017
[15:55:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Two Hour Marathon Run *Almost* Achieved - http://sylnt.us - two-hour-sprint
[17:35:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BitCoin, Ethereum and Gold - http://sylnt.us - everybody-like-bubbles-until-they-pop
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[19:15:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Action on Free Speech Laws for College Campuses and TV - http://sylnt.us - when-the-First-Amendment-isn't-clear-enough
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[20:57:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senate ID Cards Use A Photo Of A Chip Rather Than An Actual Smart Chip - http://sylnt.us - security-by-stupidity
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[22:55:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Emmanuel Macron Becomes the President of France - http://sylnt.us - le-roi-est-mort