#Soylent | Logs for 2017-05-15
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[00:57:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - WannaCrypt Ransomware Variant -- Lacking Kill Switch -- Seen in Wild - http://sylnt.us - mouse-and-cat
[01:00:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> Nerdfest, check in with cmn32480 or nick. they're the senior eds.
[01:04:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram as well but he's more a jack of all trades than an editor
[01:06:28] <Bytram> Nerdfest: TheMightyBuzzard: Yeah, not much of an editor/author at all... you can see that right here: https://soylentnews.org ;)
[01:06:31] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews: Hall of Fame
[01:06:38] <Bytram> afk dinner.... biab
[01:06:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, not what i meant, ya dingus =P
[01:07:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> meant you do all kinds of things so let's not pile administrative stuff on ya too
[01:07:16] <Bytram> I knows, but is fun to pull yer clawed limbs once in a while
[01:07:51] <Bytram> but seriously, i appreciate the concern, and the complement. thanks!
[01:08:01] <Bytram> afk... dinner time. baiba
[01:20:47] <cmn32480> Nerdfest - hit me on IRC tomorrow in #editorial. we'll see what cha got
[01:20:57] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard - pleae give him 100 on dev
[01:21:44] <cmn32480> and with that... my ass is off to bed. wandering Harpers Ferry all day was tiring
[01:23:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> done
[01:23:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Nerdfest, you already have ed privs on https://dev.soylentnews.org if you want to look around at it before then.
[01:24:02] <upstart> ^ 03Dev.SN: Dev.SN is dead developers
[01:24:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> feel free to break the shit outa it. we find some of our best bugs that way.
[01:24:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:24:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:24:41] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 392
[01:26:01] <Bytram> Nerdfest: I seem to be missing the conversation... what's up and what do you want to do?
[01:26:21] <cmn32480> I got it covered bytram
[01:26:26] <cmn32480> it's in the back scroll
[01:27:32] <cmn32480> or rather.. I'll have it covered tomorrow
[01:28:37] <Bytram> k... It does not seem tobe in my backscroll in this channel... :/ If there's anything I can do to help... I've got privs on dev and prod.
[01:28:59] <cmn32480> nope
[01:29:07] <cmn32480> TMB set him up with sec 100 on dev.
[01:29:17] <cmn32480> I'll run through the basic familiarization tomorrow...
[01:29:21] <cmn32480> and off to the races
[01:29:45] <Bytram> Okee Dokee... let me know if I can do anything to help!
[01:30:12] <cmn32480> 5/14 @10:59 - Our newest uscker/volunteer asked NC if there was anythgin he could do , including be an editor
[01:30:20] <cmn32480> preciate it
[01:30:41] <cmn32480> you know I'll be sure to ask shoudl I require anythign broken
[01:31:01] <Bytram> ahhh, that's why... I had a connection drop around then. Sorry I missed it.
[01:31:04] <Bytram> LOL!
[01:31:08] <Bytram> thanks for the laugh!
[01:31:29] <cmn32480> izokay
[01:31:44] <cmn32480> anyway.. I'm off to bed.
[01:31:47] <cmn32480> ~gnight bytram
[01:31:49] * exec half-heartedly scissors a hashref of sweet tapioca for bytram
[01:31:51] <cmn32480> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[01:31:52] * exec homogeneously heaps a mouthful of political correctness on TheMightyBuzzard
[01:31:55] <cmn32480> ~gnight Nerdfest
[01:31:56] * exec arrogantly launches a cylinder of reverb toward Nerdfest
[01:33:43] <Bytram> ~gnight cmn32480
[01:33:45] * exec hideously pours a mouthful of buttnuggets for cmn32480
[02:16:09] <Bytram> exec: s/butt/chicken /
[02:16:12] <exec> <Bytram> <exec> hideously pours a mouthful of chicken nuggets for cmn32480
[02:35:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - WannaCrypt Ransomware Variant -- Lacking Kill Switch -- Seen in Wild [Updated] - http://sylnt.us - mouse-and-cat || Forget Mars, Colonize Titan - http://sylnt.us - new-colonial-era
[02:37:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, extratorrent.cc been down for quite a while now. extra.to as well.
[02:59:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt glove slap
[02:59:21] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:55:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MapD Open Sources GPU-Powered Database - http://sylnt.us - visualdb
[03:57:07] <Bytram> !uid
[03:57:07] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6594, owned by anony666
[03:57:20] <Bytram> ~weather presq
[03:57:22] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 48°F, rain, wind N at 13 mph, humidity 81% - Sunday showers (41°F:59°F), Monday cloudy (42°F:50°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (44°F:67°F), Wednesday scattered showers (55°F:68°F)
[03:57:25] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[03:57:27] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 46°F, rain, wind NW at 16 mph, humidity 86% - Sunday rain (45°F:48°F), Monday scattered showers (47°F:58°F), Tuesday sunny (50°F:73°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (54°F:66°F)
[03:57:31] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[03:57:33] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 48°F, light rain showers, wind W at 13 mph, humidity 83% - Sunday rain (47°F:49°F), Monday showers (52°F:61°F), Tuesday sunny (57°F:76°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (65°F:81°F)
[03:57:40] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[03:57:42] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 61°F, mostly cloudy, wind NW at 13 mph, humidity 33% - Sunday partly cloudy (53°F:76°F), Monday sunny (55°F:74°F), Tuesday sunny (62°F:80°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (72°F:91°F)
[03:57:49] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[03:57:51] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 77°F, clear, wind W at 6 mph, humidity 82% - Sunday partly cloudy (71°F:85°F), Monday mostly sunny (75°F:87°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (76°F:86°F), Wednesday scattered showers (76°F:84°F)
[03:58:58] <Bytram> annnnd, with that, it's time for me to bid you all adieu -- good night, all!
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[04:04:36] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 15°C/59°F, 1:04 am GMT-3, Monday, 15 May 2017
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[05:13:53] <lemon> classic baltimore weather
[05:35:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Robert Mercer Used Military Psychological Techniques to Influence the BREXIT Vote - http://sylnt.us - psyops
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[07:17:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EFF: Intel's Management Engine is a Security Hazard - http://sylnt.us - phme
[07:43:37] <chromas> from the atodaso dept
[08:56:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Project Zero: Exploiting the Linux Kernel Via Packet Sockets - http://sylnt.us
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[09:44:14] <jasassin> so if you lived on elm street and freddy was after you... and then you moved to another street. would he still be after you?
[09:44:34] <jasassin> or would he be like... damn.
[09:45:35] <jasassin> if wonder woman tied up freddy with her golden lasso would he have to tell the truth?
[09:57:30] * chromas lives on elm street
[09:59:27] <jasassin> nancy has a keurig brewer hidden under her bed
[10:00:21] <jasassin> do they really have pills you can take so that you dont dream?
[10:00:25] <jasassin> is that even possible?
[10:01:56] <jasassin> its been nice knowing you chromas
[10:02:01] <jasassin> 1... 2....
[10:03:11] <jasassin> if you watch nightmare on elm street... pause the movie in johnny depps bedroom. look at all the fucked up shit.
[10:03:13] <jasassin> seriously
[10:05:15] <jasassin> theres a picture of a cat with green shit all around it, theres a license plate from california theres so much shit going on
[10:08:38] <chromas> oh no! anything but a californian license plate!
[10:08:49] * chromas hides
[10:15:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:15:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3431
[10:18:09] <jasassin> you can run, but you can't hide from that fucking california license plate! 1...2... the california licsense plate is coming for you
[10:19:35] <jasassin> TheMightyBuzzard++
[10:19:35] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 300
[10:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[10:19:52] <jasassin> i dont have any coffee
[10:20:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, roger. and my sympathies.
[10:20:31] <jasassin> its cool i got a cigarette
[10:20:51] <jasassin> whats the thing for a cigarette i forget... the ++
[10:21:21] <jasassin> is it nicotine? damn i can't remember i'm getting senile
[10:22:13] <jasassin> bah, fuck it
[10:22:15] <jasassin> weed++
[10:22:15] <Bender> karma - weed: 12
[10:23:22] <jasassin> cigars++
[10:23:22] <Bender> karma - cigars: 1
[10:23:45] <jasassin> robots++
[10:23:45] <Bender> karma - robots: 3
[10:24:07] <jasassin> androids--
[10:24:07] <Bender> karma - androids: -1
[10:24:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine is getting all the lurve, yeah
[10:24:40] <jasassin> nicotine++
[10:24:41] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 393
[10:25:56] <jasassin> do you remember some old fighting game kinda like street fighter, but there was an old dood named caffeine niccotine?
[10:26:52] <jasassin> i think it was a neo geo game
[10:27:20] <jasassin> my friend actually had a neo geo
[10:27:31] <jasassin> the cartridges are like super sized
[10:27:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp
[10:27:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> never played with a neo geo
[10:28:05] <jasassin> not missing much you can emulate it easy
[10:28:17] <jasassin> there is one game thats really fun
[10:28:25] <jasassin> its one where you throw a frisbee around
[10:28:38] <jasassin> i don't remember what it's called
[10:29:13] <jasassin> tmb you ever play any games?
[10:30:34] <jasassin> only games i play now are left4dead2 and quake3
[10:30:43] <jasassin> and not very often
[10:32:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya man. quite often.
[10:32:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> been on AC4 lately. and rocksmith yesterday.
[10:33:20] <jasassin> never even heard of them but im about to google
[10:33:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas the one what's like rock band or guitar hero but with your real guitar
[10:33:57] <jasassin> do you play on pc?
[10:34:08] <jasassin> HOLY SHIT
[10:34:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> or in my case, my roomie's least favorite guitar
[10:34:10] <jasassin> no way
[10:34:26] <jasassin> i tried playing guitar hero hahahah
[10:34:34] <jasassin> i can play yngwie licks
[10:34:46] <jasassin> but i tried that fuckign guitar hero and they booed me off the stage
[10:34:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was like, wtf? this is dumb. first time i saw GH.
[10:35:02] <jasassin> it is
[10:35:19] <jasassin> guitar hero really made me mad
[10:35:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> but doing it on an actual guitar is fun n good practice on the basics.
[10:35:30] <jasassin> i could dig that
[10:35:35] <jasassin> i didn't know such a thing existed
[10:35:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't even play guitar and i dig on it
[10:36:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Industry Reactions to Trump's Executive Order on Cybersecurity - http://sylnt.us - overdue
[10:36:09] <jasassin> you learning some stuff now?
[10:36:18] <jasassin> i mean does it seriously teach you?
[10:36:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> teaches you chords, yeah. and other shat like bends n slides and whatnot.
[10:37:00] <jasassin> huh
[10:37:03] <jasassin> weird
[10:37:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> also has a mode where you can load up robot band members and just jam. i don't monkey with that but the roomie does.
[10:37:54] <jasassin> does it sound cool?
[10:38:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, it could. he ain't used to playin with a band though so mostly it sounds like his tempo is off.
[10:38:48] <jasassin> if you ever play with someone else and get in the groove... it's out of this world
[10:38:54] <jasassin> it's something unexplainable
[10:39:10] <jasassin> i did it one time
[10:39:22] <jasassin> with fucking harmonica type things
[10:39:36] * TheMightyBuzzard can pwn on kazoo
[10:39:46] * jasassin porky pigs
[10:40:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'like a fiddy buck game at gamestop used but comes with the cord to hook it up to the xbox/ps
[10:40:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> and there's a pc port as well
[10:42:16] <jasassin> fuck if i had tree fiddy i'd give it to you guys
[10:42:32] <jasassin> i love you guys
[10:43:03] <jasassin> im sorry i dont have any money....
[10:43:26] <jasassin> now im sad
[10:43:28] <jasassin> fuck this bullshit
[10:43:49] <jasassin> im NOT sad
[10:43:58] <jasassin> nicotine++
[10:43:58] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 394
[10:44:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[10:44:14] <upstart> ^ 03The Offspring - Why Dont You Get A Job[Official Video] - YouTube
[10:44:31] <jasassin> oh thats really what i need
[10:44:33] <jasassin> you asshole
[10:44:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> says the unemployed buzzard
[10:45:02] * jasassin laugs
[10:45:14] <jasassin> now im happy
[10:45:21] <jasassin> not just normal
[10:45:25] <jasassin> man maybe im bi polar
[10:45:50] <jasassin> we can both make the boat try to float
[10:46:12] <SoyGuest32671> I prefer my career advice to be accompanied by comments about hirsuitness.
[10:46:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do got some shat workin up though. may have a contract coming up with a buncha texans to make their customers able to view their but only only their own data on their information site.
[10:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now they can't view shit
[10:46:52] <jasassin> gui?
[10:46:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyGuest32671, shave your ass and go into gay porn
[10:47:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, web
[10:47:18] <jasassin> ick
[10:47:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly db stuff though. just copy pasta the UI for the most part.
[10:47:45] <jasassin> db stuff easy
[10:47:47] <jasassin> np
[10:47:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyGuest32671, you kind of asked for that one
[10:49:03] <jasassin> im so sure he's butthurt
[10:49:17] <SoyGuest32671> tmb++
[10:49:17] <Bender> karma - tmb: 6
[10:49:20] <SoyGuest32671> youtube.com/watch?v=WNg3DTBQGgk
[10:49:25] <jasassin> tmb++
[10:49:25] <Bender> karma - tmb: 7
[10:49:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically all they need is another table with customers in it. then you can copy pasta the code for showing the ui and data.
[10:50:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a fine idea
[10:50:08] <jasassin> you can hammer that out in a day or two
[10:50:59] <jasassin> i have respect for your skillz jap boy
[10:51:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> jasassin, ya, which is why i'll be bidding it at two months and neighborhood of $10k or so.
[10:51:33] <jasassin> fuckin a. right on
[10:52:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'not robbing them, that's allowing for "god fucking damnit, who wrote this shit?!" moments and debugging and the like.
[10:52:05] <jasassin> the incoming message from jasassin was 'the incoming message from TheMightyBuzzard was 's'not robbing them, that's allowing for "god fucking damnit, who wrote this shit?!" moments and debugging and the like.''
[10:52:05] <jasassin> the incoming message from TheMightyBuzzard was 's'not robbing them, that's allowing for "god fucking damnit, who wrote this shit?!" moments and debugging and the like.'
[10:52:25] <jasassin> wtf?
[10:52:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, thought you had those turned off
[10:52:37] <jasassin> you hacked my shit
[10:52:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i musta said debug
[10:52:49] <jasassin> the incoming message from jasassin was 'the incoming message from TheMightyBuzzard was 'i musta said debug''
[10:52:49] <jasassin> the incoming message from TheMightyBuzzard was 'i musta said debug'
[10:53:11] * jasassin porky pigs
[10:53:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> deplane! deplane!
[10:53:32] <jasassin> ohhhhh fuck me.... hahahahahhahahahaha
[10:54:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:54:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:54:40] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 395
[10:55:52] <jasassin> IP: (8.8.8.8) Hostname: google-public-dns-a.google.com Country: United States Region: California City: Mountain View Zip Code: 94035 Latitude: 37.3860 Longitude: -122.0838 Time Zone: America/Los_Angeles
[10:55:52] <jasassin> !ip 8.8.8.8
[10:56:50] <jasassin> IP: (24.220.18.10) Hostname: 24-220-18-10-static.midco.net Country: United States Region: City: Zip Code: Latitude: 37.7510 Longitude: -97.8220 Time Zone:
[10:56:50] <jasassin> !ip 24.220.18.10
[10:57:07] <jasassin> IP: (17.20.173.20) Hostname: Country: United States Region: California City: Cupertino Zip Code: 95014 Latitude: 37.3230 Longitude: -122.0322 Time Zone: America/Los_Angeles
[10:57:07] <jasassin> !ip 17.20.173.20
[10:59:38] <jasassin> huh now im thinking and wondering
[10:59:52] <jasassin> if i shut of tcpip4 can i pull a tcpip6
[10:59:54] <jasassin> hmmmmmm
[11:00:15] <jasassin> i dont really care... its just a thought
[11:00:41] <jasassin> nicotine++
[11:00:41] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 396
[11:01:36] <jasassin> tmb do you make your own or do you buy them?
[11:04:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> roll my own
[11:10:37] <jasassin> me too
[11:10:54] <jasassin> i never really thought about it
[11:11:02] <jasassin> but freddy burned to death twice
[11:11:17] <jasassin> this nightmare on elm street its making me wonder
[11:11:21] <jasassin> im totally into it
[11:11:51] <jasassin> 1428
[11:12:08] <jasassin> its the number on the house on elm street nancy lives in
[11:13:56] <jasassin> im a lonely guy... i myster science theatre movies by mysellf
[11:20:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i need another smoke and i need to watch Lucifer.
[11:20:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> back later
[11:25:04] <jasassin> i love that show
[11:25:20] <jasassin> im not gay but i have to admit he's good looking
[11:29:23] <jasassin> i've been watch too much mtz
[11:29:30] <jasassin> jk
[11:29:35] * jasassin doesn't get that channel
[11:45:06] <jasassin> omfg
[11:45:12] <jasassin> fedora is turning into shovelware
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[12:23:25] <jasassin> if rob zombie was in my dreams... he'd freak the fuck out
[12:23:52] <jasassin> ccache is highly overrated
[12:27:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Well Preserved Nodosaur Fossil to Go on Display - http://sylnt.us - This-is-what-112-million-years-old-looks-like
[12:45:04] <jasassin> so if nancy watches the ring will freddy get her in 7 days? who wins?
[12:45:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> what if Freddy watches The Ring?
[12:47:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> What if Jason Vorhees somehow gets in a fight with Chucky?
[13:04:44] <jasassin> hmmmmm
[13:04:51] <jasassin> now you're just fuckin with me
[13:05:29] <jasassin> what if chucky did his voodoo and took over jasons body?
[13:06:00] <jasassin> and then jason was in chuckys doll
[13:09:31] <jasassin> does chucky have a penis? no wonder why he's so pissed off.
[13:10:27] <jasassin> for some reason im guessing he is not an anatomically correct doll
[13:12:19] <jasassin> i dunno they made the bride of chucky i never watched it
[13:12:48] <jasassin> now that i think about it... i find the concept of toys fucking each other disturbing
[13:15:05] <jasassin> and now that chucky is married, do you suppose he even gets any anymore? or does she just tell him take out the trash.. move the lawn... get a haircut... get a better job
[13:15:12] <jasassin> fuck the bride of chucky
[13:15:19] <jasassin> slut
[13:16:03] <jasassin> it helps to open the can of beer before you drink it
[13:16:58] <jasassin> im gonna go kill some people on ffa.cromctf.com you are free to join
[13:20:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> wait I have an even more frightening idea
[13:20:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> Chucky moves himself into one of the xenomorphs from Aliens
[13:40:57] <jasassin> you lost me
[13:55:30] <jasassin> now you areally fucking with me
[13:55:33] <jasassin> i thought about it
[13:55:39] <jasassin> does chucky have dna?
[13:55:43] <jasassin> can you clone chucky
[13:55:45] <jasassin> holy shit
[13:55:54] <jasassin> i wish i wouldn't have talked about this sthit
[13:56:12] <jasassin> it's like a voodoo clone
[13:56:13] <jasassin> bah
[14:07:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Experts Warn New Computers Could Delete Thoughts Without Your Knowledge - http://sylnt.us - you-didnt-just-think-at-me-did-you
[14:13:35] <jasassin> deleting that post would be better
[14:14:23] <jasassin> so stupid
[14:14:35] <jasassin> thc can delete your thoughts and it takes no computer
[14:29:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL
[14:29:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> I had a similar thought
[14:39:37] <jasassin> but then you forgot about it?
[14:42:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> No, then I decided it wasn't worth typing up as a comment on the site
[14:48:16] <jasassin> hahhaha
[14:48:30] <jasassin> do a blog post but it probably woudln't look good on your resume
[14:48:33] <jasassin> for some reason
[14:48:37] <jasassin> people dont like pot
[14:48:43] <jasassin> some people i mean
[14:48:51] <jasassin> anal retentive people
[14:49:03] <jasassin> i actually cannot code unless i smoke some weed
[14:49:40] <jasassin> i ran outta weed about 4 days ago
[14:50:00] <jasassin> so i can't apologize if am being a jerk
[14:50:06] <jasassin> its just aggravating
[14:51:01] <jasassin> you would be surprised how much thc can make you not a jerk
[14:52:54] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:52:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3432
[14:53:01] <Bytram> !uid
[14:53:01] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6595, owned by lisa
[14:53:03] <jasassin> holy moly
[14:53:15] <jasassin> IP: (27.42.22.201) Hostname: Country: China Region: Guangdong City: Zhuhai Zip Code: Latitude: 22.2769 Longitude: 113.5678 Time Zone: Asia/Chongqing
[14:53:15] <jasassin> !ip 27.42.22.201
[14:58:51] <jasassin> anyone know good headphones that dont cost too much?
[14:58:56] <jasassin> bang for the buck?
[14:59:04] <jasassin> mine just got the plug problem
[14:59:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> the best bang for the buck I've ever seen on that is the Philips earbuds that cost less that $10 from Amazon but have pretty good sound quality. They've got a long and annoying model number, though.
[15:01:10] <jasassin> do you have a link?
[15:01:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> Sorry, Panasonic, not Philips: Panasonic RP-HJE120-PPK In-Ear Headphone, Black
[15:01:24] <jasassin> ahhhh ok
[15:01:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://www.amazon.com
[15:01:34] <upstart> ^ 03Amazon.com Page Not Found
[15:01:37] <jasassin> cool thanks bra
[15:01:39] <jasassin> wtf
[15:02:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> I tried to pull the bullshit out so the link wouldn't be too long
[15:02:05] <jasassin> nope
[15:02:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> apparently that doesn't work with the /gp path
[15:02:27] <jasassin> its cool man
[15:02:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://smile.amazon.com
[15:02:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> should work with that one, though
[15:02:37] <upstart> ^ 03Amazon.com: Panasonic RP-HJE120-PPK In-Ear Headphone, Black: Home Audio & Theater ( https://www.amazon.com )
[15:03:10] <jasassin> awesome dood
[15:03:12] <jasassin> thank yo uandy
[15:03:15] <jasassin> that is awesome!
[15:03:17] <jasassin> im gonna get them
[15:03:19] <jasassin> thanks man
[15:03:19] <Bytram> if you post the full link here, the upstart bot usually does a good job of removing the junk at the end
[15:03:30] <jasassin> andy you rock man
[15:03:38] <jasassin> thanks thanks thanks
[15:03:40] * Bytram had a connection hiccup; sorry for the delayed posting...
[15:03:41] <Bytram> and, hi!
[15:03:43] * AndyTheAbsurd <-- absurdly full of random information
[15:03:49] <jasassin> hey bytram
[15:04:05] <Bytram> howz thingz?
[15:04:17] <jasassin> well my cock got a little smaller today
[15:04:20] <jasassin> thats about it
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[15:05:02] <jasassin> i think my shrivelling cock scared mechainjay away
[15:05:13] <Bytram> no comment. =)
[15:05:47] * jasassin laughs
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[16:06:35] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 18°C/64°F, 1:06 pm GMT-3, Monday, 15 May 2017
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[16:17:13] <exec> welcome mechanicjay: Seattle, WA, USA, 11°C/51°F, 9:17 am GMT-7, Monday, 15 May 2017
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[18:56:52] <jasassin> have you ever covered your eyes and then looked at a bright window then covered them again? you can see the window and the tree and everything
[18:56:54] <jasassin> its so weird
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[21:34:52] * mechanicjay is avoiding diving into a pile of PHP
[21:39:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> I wrote a pile of PHP last week. It made me feel dirty.
[21:39:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote
[21:39:13] <Bender> quote <ID/search string>
[21:39:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh wait it's !grab isn't it. oh well, too late now.
[21:40:03] <n1> !grab AndyTheAbsurd
[21:40:03] <Bender> Added quote 833
[21:40:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 833
[21:40:56] <Bender> Quote 833 - <AndyTheAbsurd> oh wait it's !grab isn't it. oh well, too late now.
[21:41:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> I wrote a pile of PHP last week. It made me feel dirty.
[21:41:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> !grab
[21:41:05] <Bender> grab <nick>
[21:41:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> dammit
[21:41:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> I wrote a pile of PHP last week. It made me feel dirty.
[21:41:15] <n1> lol
[21:41:18] <n1> !grab AndyTheAbsurd
[21:41:18] <Bender> Added quote 834
[21:41:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> there we go. :)
[21:42:04] <n1> how is AndyTheAbsurd
[21:42:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> tired
[21:42:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> annoyed
[21:42:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> you know, my usual curmudgeonly self
[21:43:04] <n1> i think we're a site full of tired and annoyed people
[21:43:44] <n1> if we had some 'get off my lawn' merch, i think it would sell well.
[21:44:16] <mechanicjay> hmm possibly
[21:44:55] <n1> soylent news ...is people (as long as they're not on my lawn)
[21:58:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 29 Dead Employees == 1 Year "Imprisoned" - http://sylnt.us - free-room-and-board
[22:02:33] <jasassin> why do people diss php?
[22:02:39] <jasassin> it's pretty cool
[22:03:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's pretty good for getting some types of things done rapidly (which is why I chose it for that project last week)
[22:03:59] <mechanicjay> I don't really diss it, it's my most fluent language. I'm just avoiding work.
[22:04:08] <n1> i like php, but i'm not a coder, i just like using blunt objects to beat things into submissions.
[22:04:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> but it's got a history of problems, and it allows you mix HTML and program logic which isn't really a great idea.
[22:05:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> I realize that some (most?) of this is outdate this outdated now, but still interesting: https://eev.ee
[22:05:03] <upstart> ^ 03PHP: a fractal of bad design / fuzzy notepad
[22:05:04] <mechanicjay> there are definitely a few pitfalls to be aware of, but every language has a gotcha here and there.
[22:06:33] <mechanicjay> no, it's still goofy in the handling of null/(T/F)/(1/0) stuff at times.
[22:08:13] * n1 wonders if the store down the street is still open
[22:12:45] <mechanicjay> but, if you're aware and you choose a safe constructs and tests which don't produce inconsistent results, you're fine.
[22:24:14] <jasassin> so does perl
[22:24:19] <jasassin> the incoming message from jasassin was 'just type in the word debug'
[22:24:19] <jasassin> just type in the word debug
[22:24:47] <jasassin> there are holes all over
[22:24:55] <jasassin> dont blame it on the launguage
[22:27:57] <n1> blame the russians instead
[22:28:47] <jasassin> why not?
[22:28:58] <jasassin> balme it all on that ice skating russian
[22:29:01] <jasassin> uh huh
[22:29:26] <jasassin> ok joke time
[22:29:40] <jasassin> vladimir putin beat chuck norris in hocky
[22:29:55] <mechanicjay> that's a statement, not a joke.
[22:30:09] <jasassin> ok ok
[22:30:16] <mechanicjay> here's a joke:
[22:30:17] <jasassin> your totally blew my vibe
[22:30:34] <mechanicjay> I'd tell you a DNS joke, but you wouldn't get it until tomorrow.
[22:30:37] <mechanicjay> sorry
[22:30:43] <jasassin> hahahahhahahahahaha
[22:30:47] <jasassin> FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:30:50] <jasassin> priceless
[22:31:09] <jasassin> thanks you man you made the world a little better
[22:31:21] <mechanicjay> glad I could oblige.
[22:31:30] <jasassin> please mechanic
[22:31:31] <jasassin> please
[22:31:34] <jasassin> can you do one more?
[22:31:36] <jasassin> please?
[22:33:17] <jasassin> oh cmon man
[22:33:19] <jasassin> think one up
[22:33:35] <jasassin> anything
[22:33:41] <jasassin> doesn't matter if its not that good
[22:33:56] <mechanicjay> eh, give me a minute, that's a hard one-liner to follow up on.
[22:34:15] <jasassin> vlad wonders where his shirt went
[22:34:18] <jasassin> anything
[22:34:46] <mechanicjay> I'm only coming up with really cheezy ones.
[22:35:07] <jasassin> if vlad wrote in perl it would hack itself
[22:35:10] <jasassin> cmon something
[22:35:12] <mechanicjay> Like the fish who swims into a wall and exlcaims, "DAM!"
[22:35:23] <jasassin> close
[22:35:29] <mechanicjay> Or the guy who walks into a bar.
[22:35:32] <mechanicjay> the second guy ducks.
[22:35:46] <jasassin> and vlad punches them all out
[22:35:53] <mechanicjay> There's a super long winded one about Johnny the Fence Builder
[22:36:11] <jasassin> no man
[22:36:15] <jasassin> i want you spontaneous
[22:36:23] <jasassin> tell me something spontantiseusoeusly
[22:36:39] <mechanicjay> spontantiseusoeusicity is an illusion
[22:37:04] <jasassin> if wonder woman tied up vlad with her golden lasso he would still lie
[22:37:17] <mechanicjay> :)
[22:37:23] <jasassin> if vlad didn't have iceskates....
[22:37:33] <jasassin> it's easy
[22:39:08] <jasassin> the only reason there is a russian front during ww2 is because vlad likes to iceskate
[22:39:22] <jasassin> out of date but still good
[22:39:35] <jasassin> i could have used hitler but meh
[22:40:16] <jasassin> if you take a picture of vlad, the camera shoots itself
[22:40:21] <SoyGuest32671> http://ffmpeg.org
[22:41:05] <SoyGuest32671> mechanicjay: regarding null/T/F/1/0 - did you see the 5-valued tristate boolean that was unearthed recently?
[22:41:30] <mechanicjay> no! link?
[22:41:40] <mechanicjay> that sounds amazing!
[22:41:40] <jasassin> you just blew my high
[22:42:51] <SoyGuest32671> http://thedailywtf.com
[22:43:13] <SoyGuest32671> Microsoft, who else ;/
[22:43:28] <jasassin> ms is linux
[22:43:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> mechanicjay: wait, you don't know the rest of that line of jokes?
[22:44:07] <jasassin> oh no
[22:44:11] <jasassin> theres more
[22:44:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> "I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it."
[22:44:40] <jasassin> what is the difference between a tribe of pigmies and microsoft?
[22:44:58] <jasassin> oh wait that doesn't work
[22:44:59] <jasassin> sorry
[22:45:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> Actually I think the one about UDP is supposed to end "but I'd never know if you got it".
[22:45:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> the end I used is supposed to be about TCP
[22:46:04] <jasassin> heh
[22:46:09] <mechanicjay> AndyTheAbsurd: Yeah, that sounds right
[22:46:09] <jasassin> now that is funny
[22:46:25] <mechanicjay> I knew there were more, I just couldn't find them in my brain.
[22:46:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> They're all about the delivery. ;-)
[22:46:26] <jasassin> kinda makes me wonder
[22:46:34] <mechanicjay> AndyTheAbsurd++
[22:46:35] <Bender> karma - andytheabsurd: 23
[22:46:47] <jasassin> mechanicjay++
[22:46:47] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 24
[22:47:08] <jasassin> andytheabsurd++
[22:47:08] <Bender> karma - andytheabsurd: 24
[22:47:22] <SoyGuest32671> now you're ==, but not ===
[22:47:39] <jasassin> that is illogical
[22:48:18] <jasassin> and not amusing at all
[22:48:23] <jasassin> go fuck yousrself
[22:48:38] <mechanicjay> actually, that's pretty good.
[22:48:42] <jasassin> no
[22:48:44] <jasassin> it's not
[22:48:55] SoyGuest32671 is now known as FatPhil
[22:49:00] <mechanicjay> there's no accounting for one's sense of humor.
[22:49:04] <jasassin> meh
[22:49:07] <jasassin> stupid
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[22:49:22] <jasassin> if you wanna make a prgramming joke make it cool
[22:49:23] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia, 3°C/37°F, 1:49 am GMT+3, Tuesday, 16 May 2017
[22:49:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> you can't know if we're === unless you know our types
[22:49:41] * AndyTheAbsurd isn't sure he wants to know what jasassin's type is
[22:49:49] <FatPhil> you're comic sans
[22:49:49] <chromas> void
[22:50:21] <jasassin> something like if (stupid idiot = 1) you just made the list
[22:51:08] <chromas> Assigning 1 to an idiot of type stupid?
[22:51:15] <jasassin> hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
[22:51:32] <jasassin> oh you make me laugh
[22:51:33] <jasassin> i love you
[22:52:03] <mechanicjay> Atari BASIC uses a single = for both variable assignment and logic test...very confusing
[22:52:17] <jasassin> thats fucked
[22:52:19] <chromas> I think most basics do. Kinda makes sense
[22:52:26] <jasassin> hmmmmmm
[22:52:29] <chromas> They dropped the "let"
[22:52:34] <jasassin> how do you do logic?
[22:52:46] <chromas> x = 6. Saying so makes it so
[22:53:02] <jasassin> what is x == 6?
[22:53:14] <chromas> it's either a 1 or a 0
[22:53:20] <jasassin> fuck you
[22:53:55] <mechanicjay> DIM a$(10)
[22:54:10] <jasassin> ick
[22:54:36] <jasassin> dont drop that far i cant follow you
[22:54:39] <chromas> POKE 65534,12
[22:54:42] <jasassin> hahahahhaa
[22:54:44] <jasassin> now that i get
[22:54:45] <mechanicjay> FOR I=0 TO 9
[22:54:45] <mechanicjay> a$(I)="a"
[22:54:45] <mechanicjay> NEXT I
[22:54:46] <jasassin> hahahahhahaha
[22:54:56] <jasassin> refreshing the screen on a fucking commodore
[22:55:44] <chromas> No line numbers in Atari Basic?
[22:55:50] <jasassin> thats bullshit
[22:55:54] <jasassin> you are full of shit
[22:55:57] <jasassin> thats makes no sense
[22:55:59] <jasassin> you lie
[22:56:00] <mechanicjay> Yeah, line numbers, just left them out
[22:56:16] <mechanicjay> you can still input those commands in "Direct" mode
[22:56:29] <chromas> ?EXTRA IGNORED
[22:57:04] <jasassin> well look at it
[22:57:07] <jasassin> it makes no sense
[22:57:10] <jasassin> bah
[22:57:58] * chromas was amazed by QBasic with it's lack of line numbers and no need to specify variable after NEXT
[22:58:01] <jasassin> first of all there is a variable a$
[22:58:22] <jasassin> there is nothing it goes to
[22:58:27] <jasassin> it is pointless
[22:58:30] <jasassin> it makes no sense
[22:58:47] <chromas> Did you forget how variables work?
[22:58:58] <jasassin> chromas no
[22:59:03] <jasassin> but please teach me
[22:59:07] <jasassin> tell me how the fuck that works
[22:59:14] <mechanicjay> DIM is a special keywork, which sets up the memory area for the variable in question
[22:59:18] <mechanicjay> For arrays that is
[22:59:39] <chromas> I think you can use DIM for all variables in some basics
[22:59:45] <jasassin> what language is this?
[22:59:59] <chromas> Probably Atari BASIC
[23:00:02] <mechanicjay> In this case, I've just declared an array of strings, with positions
[23:00:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> can, or have to, depending on the version of BASIC
[23:00:10] <mechanicjay> with 10 positions
[23:00:22] * chromas assumes position 67
[23:00:23] <jasassin> thats fucked up and i have ahard time belive it could work
[23:00:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> Writing code for OutsideView's oddball variation of Visual Basic for Applications was all kinds of fucked up.
[23:00:46] <mechanicjay> yeah, I'm most fluent in Atari Basic, but it's not an unusual structure for homemicro BASICS.
[23:01:18] <mechanicjay> chromas: out of bound error for you!
[23:01:35] <chromas> See, basic wasn't so bad
[23:01:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> ^ lies
[23:01:48] <chromas> Better than a segfault
[23:01:51] <jasassin> i dont want to sound like a doucbag here, but since i learned C... i think it would be hard for me to write a program in BASIC
[23:02:19] <mechanicjay> Going back to BASIC and trying to write something moderately complex is really fucking hard.
[23:02:21] <chromas> You learned C but don't know how variables work? tsk tsk
[23:02:23] <jasassin> most likely riddled with gosubs
[23:02:36] <jasassin> dont be a dick
[23:02:39] <jasassin> its uncalled for
[23:02:52] <chromas> Well I called it. With a GOSUB
[23:03:11] * jasassin forgives
[23:03:15] * chromas trashes the stack
[23:03:16] <mechanicjay> At least in Stock Atari Basic, there is no ELSE, only IF
[23:03:29] <mechanicjay> You can have a 2 dimensional numeric array, but only a 1=dim string array
[23:03:39] <jasassin> does it really matter?
[23:03:42] <jasassin> it doesn't really
[23:04:05] <mechanicjay> depends on the problem you're trying to solve.
[23:04:46] <jasassin> sub chromas poke 65536,1
[23:05:01] <mechanicjay> write program that lets you traverse around a map, make it small, a 9x9 grid. Each map position has something different to tell you.
[23:05:04] * chromas barks
[23:05:38] * AndyTheAbsurd gives chromas a Milk Bone
[23:05:46] <mechanicjay> any modern language you can have a data strcture, with generic 2 dim array, which can hold generic data.
[23:06:05] * chromas iterates the biscuit
[23:06:24] <jasassin> i am not a coder
[23:06:31] <jasassin> i am just a what do you call them....
[23:06:52] <chromas> marketing director?
[23:06:55] <jasassin> not ankle biter theres a word for people who think they are
[23:06:58] <jasassin> hahahhahahahahaha
[23:07:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> script kiddy?
[23:07:09] <mechanicjay> wannabe?
[23:07:12] <jasassin> yes
[23:07:15] <mechanicjay> to which?
[23:07:15] <jasassin> script kiddy
[23:07:29] <jasassin> im just a script kiddy
[23:07:45] <chromas> You could be more. Write an irc bot in VBA
[23:07:52] <jasassin> hahahhahaha
[23:07:54] <jasassin> fuck that
[23:08:01] <chromas> Store its data in an Excel sheet
[23:08:10] <jasassin> dood
[23:08:15] <jasassin> you are a total douchebag
[23:08:21] <chromas> or even better, powerpoint
[23:08:33] <jasassin> make a fucking spreadshit
[23:09:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL if I still had a Windows install and Office license, I might try making a bot in VBA, just for the challenge
[23:09:13] <jasassin> yeah right
[23:09:15] <jasassin> why?
[23:09:18] <jasassin> so stupid
[23:09:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm sure I'd fail miserably
[23:09:27] <jasassin> nah
[23:09:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> but it would be hilarious
[23:09:37] <jasassin> irc rfc is pretty easy
[23:09:41] <jasassin> like smtp
[23:09:44] <jasassin> not hard
[23:10:35] <jasassin> i dont know if you guys are old enough
[23:10:49] <jasassin> but do you remember the time the asshole hacked all the smtp servers on the internet
[23:11:48] <jasassin> it was the biggest hack of all time
[23:12:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> mostly the things I remember taking the internet down involve Level 3 Communications fucking up their router updates
[23:12:59] <jasassin> huh
[23:13:07] <jasassin> i have all the passwords to the level3 routers
[23:13:15] <jasassin> makes me laugh
[23:13:29] <jasassin> im over 18
[23:13:32] <jasassin> i can't do anything
[23:13:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> what, they set them all to the same (handful of) thing(s)?
[23:13:44] <chromas> Everyone on the internet is over 18 ;)
[23:14:05] <jasassin> i can't tell you, but i think its a joke
[23:14:15] <jasassin> and if i wanted to i could make a world of hurt
[23:14:21] <jasassin> but im over 18
[23:14:24] <jasassin> i dont hack anymore
[23:14:49] <chromas> Are you—are you Zero Cool?
[23:15:02] <jasassin> zero4
[23:15:12] <jasassin> i beat fatal1ty
[23:15:44] <chromas> Nobody questioned him when he said he was Zero Cool.
[23:16:05] <jasassin> i make ice freeze
[23:16:40] <jasassin> i am so cool i make electrons stop spinning around the molecule
[23:17:10] <chromas> is that how it works?
[23:17:19] <jasassin> i am so cool caron wonders how to bond with me
[23:17:24] <jasassin> carbon
[23:17:29] <jasassin> meh make sed joke
[23:17:35] * chromas checks his hierarchy of atomic particles
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[23:17:50] <jasassin> its called the periodic table...
[23:17:54] <jasassin> look at it
[23:17:55] <jasassin> learn it
[23:18:06] <chromas> I don't think it has molecules though
[23:18:15] <jasassin> what?
[23:18:46] <chromas> exactly
[23:19:40] <jasassin> do you know the fucking chemistry?
[23:19:46] <jasassin> the shell layer
[23:20:15] <jasassin> ionic bonding is easy
[23:20:21] <jasassin> covaelent not so easy
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[23:21:12] <jasassin> yeah
[23:21:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> 30 seconds to launch
[23:21:16] <jasassin> i'll get right on that
[23:22:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'm gonna go outside and look for it
[23:25:59] <jasassin> under 3 minutes
[23:26:02] <jasassin> holy shit
[23:26:46] <AndyTheAbsurd> clouds in the way, plus distance, so couldn't see anythign from here.
[23:27:15] <jasassin> this is fucking asesome
[23:27:18] <jasassin> thank you
[23:31:28] <chromas> oh sure, they cut away just before the second stage engine cutoff
[23:31:30] <chromas> FAKE
[23:37:18] <jasassin> well
[23:37:23] <jasassin> i gues thats tha
[23:37:43] <jasassin> second stage in awhile
[23:38:31] <jasassin> i wouldn't be surpised if it esploded
[23:40:59] <jasassin> do the math
[23:41:03] <jasassin> 26 minutes
[23:41:04] <jasassin> hmmmm
[23:41:09] <jasassin> i have a hard time
[23:41:33] <jasassin> im gonna have to call bullshit
[23:42:21] <jasassin> BULLSHIT
[23:42:54] <jasassin> i roll a 20 sided and i succeed in disbelieveing
[23:51:15] <jasassin> just wait until they meet the jem'hadar