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[02:34:03] <Bytram> ~weather presq
[02:34:05] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 68°F, mostly cloudy, wind NW at 23 mph, humidity 69% - Thursday partly cloudy (62°F:87°F), Friday scattered showers (37°F:65°F), Saturday mostly sunny (36°F:58°F), Sunday mostly sunny (46°F:66°F)
[02:34:06] <Bytram> ~weather Portland, me
[02:34:08] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 78°F, mostly cloudy, wind S at 8 mph, humidity 43% - Thursday partly cloudy (64°F:95°F), Friday mostly sunny (45°F:74°F), Saturday sunny (44°F:63°F), Sunday mostly sunny (47°F:61°F)
[02:34:13] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[02:34:15] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 83°F, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 18 mph, humidity 42% - Thursday thunderstorm (70°F:94°F), Friday mostly sunny (51°F:82°F), Saturday mostly sunny (48°F:60°F), Sunday partly cloudy (53°F:63°F)
[02:34:19] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[02:34:21] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 83°F, partly cloudy, wind SW at 8 mph, humidity 59% - Thursday partly cloudy (73°F:94°F), Friday mostly sunny (61°F:91°F), Saturday mostly cloudy (58°F:70°F), Sunday cloudy (66°F:69°F)
[02:34:26] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[02:34:28] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 77°F, mostly cloudy, wind E at 13 mph, humidity 91% - Thursday isolated thunderstorms (76°F:84°F), Friday partly cloudy (79°F:86°F), Saturday partly cloudy (77°F:85°F), Sunday partly cloudy (75°F:85°F)
[02:35:16] <Bytram> Huh! It is currently warmer in Maine than it is in Miami? Looks like it won't last for long.
[02:36:04] <nick> ~weather
[02:36:06] <exec> 10Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay - currently 66°F / 19°C, light drizzle, wind NE at 17 mph, humidity 80% - Thursday rain (60°F:69°F / 16°C:21°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (51°F:65°F / 11°C:18°C), Saturday showers (51°F:59°F / 11°C:15°C), Sunday scattered showers (51°F:61°F / 11°C:16°C)
[02:36:11] <nick> lies.
[02:39:40] <Bytram> stands.
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[04:20:59] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 18°C/64°F, 1:20 am GMT-3, Friday, 19 May 2017
[05:48:31] <jasassin> Can anyone here sucessfully run vboxconfig on a custom kernel?
[05:48:42] <jasassin> specifically a git kernel in their home directory?
[05:49:04] <jasassin> i mean compile a git kernel in your homde directory install the modules, install the kernel and get vboxconfig to compile the kernel modules?
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[06:01:35] <jasassin> ahhhhhh holy shit
[06:01:39] <jasassin> That patch changing those badly chosen names has been accepted, but it is not yet merged into mainline. Be aware that that change is not sufficient for VB to build under kernel 4.10-rc2 and later as register_cpu_notifier() and unregister_cpu_notifier() are removed. Code must now use the hotplug state machine to register cpu on- and off-line events. This change is not trivial, and I have not yet come up with a fix. Larr
[06:02:06] <jasassin> kernel 4.10-rc2 is the last one i got it to build with also heheh
[06:02:34] <jasassin> i can't believe it
[06:03:56] <jasassin> i sear im going to get to the bottom of this bullshit
[06:11:00] <chromas> Larr
[06:11:12] <chromas> Your message cut off after that
[06:14:49] <jasassin> sorry
[06:14:54] <jasassin> i dont think that's the problem
[06:14:57] <jasassin> i really dont
[06:16:05] <jasassin> TMB is the kernel you are running 4.10.14-calcute a custom build?
[06:16:10] <jasassin> if so does vboxconfig work on it?
[06:23:33] <jasassin> this is confounding me
[06:23:45] <jasassin> do a git pull of the linux tree, compile it install it.... then run vboxconfig
[06:23:50] <jasassin> i cannot get vboxconfig to work
[06:24:18] <jasassin> i am running linux 4.12.0-rc1+ and for some reason i cannot for the life of me get vboxconfig to compile the fucking kernel modules
[06:26:06] <jasassin> ah hah!
[06:26:07] <jasassin> closer
[06:33:24] <jasassin> echo >&2 " ERROR: Kernel configuration is invalid."; \
[06:33:24] <jasassin> echo >&2 " include/generated/autoconf.h or include/config/auto.conf are missing.";\
[06:33:24] <jasassin> echo >&2 " Run 'make oldconfig && make prepare' on kernel src to fix it."; \
[06:33:30] <jasassin> i dont understand
[06:34:02] <jasassin> i made a symbolic link in /usr/src/kernels
[06:34:07] <jasassin> ls -l /usr/src/kernels
[06:34:17] <jasassin> lrwxrwxrwx. 1 root root 25 May 19 01:28 4.12.0-rc1+ -> /home/jas/Downloads/linux
[06:35:32] <jasassin> ls -l /usr/src/kernels/4.12.0-rc1+/include/generated/autoconf.h
[06:35:32] <jasassin> -rw-rw-r--. 1 jas jas 52270 May 18 04:18 /usr/src/kernels/4.12.0-rc1+/include/generated/autoconf.h
[06:35:51] <jasassin> fucking son of a bitch
[06:35:55] <jasassin> makes me rip my fucking hair out
[06:36:50] <jasassin> i want to just put my face in a pillow and scream untill i go unconcious
[06:37:34] <chromas> Maybe it doesn't like the symlink. Try a bind mount
[06:40:05] <jasassin> i can't believe that would work
[06:41:01] <jasassin> is there no sane way to tell it where the fuckign kernel is .... i looked at the code for vboxconfig and no
[06:41:03] <jasassin> it doesn't
[06:41:09] * chromas doesn't know; builds using current config
[06:41:18] <jasassin> yeah
[06:41:27] <jasassin> i can reboot into deafulat fedora config and the fucker builds fine
[06:41:28] * chromas -> pleb
[06:41:33] <jasassin> this is pissing me off to no end
[06:43:25] <jasassin> chromas im in the same boat as you
[06:43:28] <jasassin> im a fucking idiot
[06:43:32] <jasassin> at least i can admit it
[06:43:38] <chromas> It's probably the plus sign in the path
[06:43:43] * chromas nods sagely
[06:44:16] <jasassin> omfg
[06:44:17] <chromas> Did you make a new config?
[06:44:22] <jasassin> oh yeah that shit is there
[06:44:51] <jasassin> i made it compiled it, installed it am running it now
[06:47:44] <jasassin> i'd really love to know what the deal is
[06:50:21] <jasassin> oh my fucking god
[06:50:28] <jasassin> i think i know why
[06:50:40] <jasassin> OH MY FUCK!
[06:50:53] <jasassin> oh if this isn't the beat all end all
[06:51:00] <jasassin> i'll try this again
[06:51:02] * chromas beats all
[06:51:08] <jasassin> if this works
[06:51:15] <jasassin> someone needs a good sock but i dont think it will work
[06:55:28] <jasassin> chromas i apprecaite your help man all help always appreciated
[06:55:39] <jasassin> running wihout a build script just the commands with no switches
[06:55:57] <jasassin> oh shit
[06:56:00] <jasassin> no
[06:56:06] <jasassin> gotta do this different
[06:56:09] <jasassin> brb
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[06:57:12] * chromas lols at the idea he's being helpful :)
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[07:01:38] <jasassin> ok im on Linux 4.10.15-200.fc25.x86_64 right now
[07:01:54] <jasassin> if i copy that /boot/config Linux 4.10.15-200.fc25.x86_64 to .config
[07:02:02] <jasassin> and then run make localmodconfig
[07:02:09] <jasassin> and then install and reboot
[07:02:13] <jasassin> it should make the shit
[07:04:57] <jasassin> ah hah
[07:05:00] <jasassin> ok this is what i did
[07:05:10] <jasassin> now we are getting somewhere
[07:05:22] <jasassin> i booted into the new fedora kernel
[07:05:53] <jasassin> copied the config for this kernel from /boot into .config in my kernel source
[07:06:18] <jasassin> and then i run make localmodconfig
[07:06:25] <jasassin> and i get this
[07:06:47] <jasassin> [jas@localhost linux]$ make localmodconfig
[07:06:47] <jasassin> using config: '.config'
[07:06:47] <jasassin> vboxnetflt config not found!!
[07:06:47] <jasassin> vboxpci config not found!!
[07:06:47] <jasassin> vboxnetadp config not found!!
[07:06:48] <jasassin> vboxdrv config not found!!
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[07:26:18] <jasassin> fuck it i booted in the new kernel went into my git tree, rm the .config and ran make oldconfig and held down the enter key for about 5 minutes
[07:26:21] <jasassin> lets see how this works
[07:26:24] <jasassin> hahahahhaha
[07:27:07] <jasassin> i wish i had a better system to compile on
[07:27:32] <Xyem> I think that was the most genuine "I've just lost my mind" laugh I've ever read.
[07:28:20] <jasassin> yeah if i smoke anymore from this stress im going to die from bronchintis in my sleep tonight
[07:29:49] <jasassin> no wonder why linus gets so pissed at kconf
[07:29:59] <jasassin> even he doesn't know how to wander that clusterfuck maze
[07:30:41] * chromas invents kernelctl
[07:32:21] <jasassin> kconfig is such a hot mess
[07:32:52] <jasassin> 5 bucks says when i boot this fucker it gives me adbus errors with selinux
[07:33:15] <jasassin> if it does im going to take my .22 ruger and unload the clip into this fucking computer
[07:34:36] <jasassin> i just did a ver on this irc channel and it looks like i have the shittiest computer here
[07:34:55] <jasassin> i should go dumpster diving
[07:35:27] <chromas> it tells you our specs?
[07:35:30] <jasassin> yes
[07:35:38] * chromas tries; only gets client info
[07:35:52] <jasassin> not you chromas
[07:35:57] <jasassin> but lots
[07:35:58] <chromas> aw
[07:36:47] <jasassin> i've never heard of VERSION Quassel IRC v0.12.4 (dist-90183ee) (built on Feb 21 2017 04:50:16)
[07:37:38] <chromas> oh I see; hexchat puts in the kernel
[07:37:52] * chromas should add in replies to the bot
[07:38:05] <jasassin> put in something stupid
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[07:38:25] <jasassin> like Cray or FUJI 2000 CPU MEGAWHOPS
[07:38:27] <jasassin> whatever
[07:38:30] <jasassin> something funny
[07:38:40] <jasassin> i thought about it but i'm too busy
[07:38:41] <chromas> WOPR
[07:38:48] <jasassin> i was gonna say that
[07:39:04] <jasassin> joshua
[07:39:09] <chromas> list games
[07:39:22] <jasassin> tic tac toe
[07:39:24] <jasassin> chess
[07:39:32] <jasassin> golobal thermo nuclear warfare
[07:39:46] * chromas targets seattle
[07:39:48] <chromas> damn hipsters
[07:39:57] * jasassin laughs
[07:40:08] <chromas> also portland
[07:40:12] <chromas> the hipster one
[07:40:27] * chromas wonders if portland, me is a hipster haven
[07:40:49] <jasassin> i imagine it more like a shithole
[07:41:26] <chromas> so, could be hipsters
[07:41:34] * jasassin cackles like a witch
[07:41:55] <chromas> people being homeless ironically
[07:42:25] <chromas> "Yeah, well, I was begging for change before it was cool, man"
[07:42:25] <jasassin> do you remember the article on soylent about the poor bastard living in where was is i think san diego in a card board box in someones house
[07:42:37] <jasassin> san francisco
[07:42:47] <chromas> I don't remember that one
[07:42:48] <jasassin> in a card board box in someones apartment
[07:42:54] <jasassin> and i think he was paying 400 dollars a month
[07:43:07] <chromas> that's almost an apartment here
[07:43:15] <chromas> price, not size
[07:43:38] <jasassin> fucked up thing is the people that be found out about it
[07:43:41] <jasassin> and said you can't do that
[07:44:17] <chromas> if they had building permits and wheelchair access to the box
[07:46:01] <jasassin> http://www.sfgate.com
[07:46:02] <upstart> ^ 03San Francisco man lives in a box (for only $400 a month) - SFGate
[07:48:05] <jasassin> well anyway yeah like you said chromas
[07:48:10] <jasassin> the people came in and said no
[07:48:13] <jasassin> you can't do that
[07:48:17] <jasassin> permits and what not
[07:48:46] <chromas> could be cost effective if they put up several boxes. think of all the tenants
[07:49:14] <chromas> Give 'em each a pickle jar
[07:49:28] <jasassin> yeah imagine living there... 80 boxes shaking while they're spanking it to youporn
[07:49:37] <jasassin> people think its a constant earthquake
[07:50:53] * chromas has a business idea
[07:51:02] <chromas> Go rent a warehouse, fill it with boxes
[07:51:49] <chromas> Put in shelves so you can stack 'em
[07:52:45] <jasassin> yeah one of those ladders they use to scoot across bookshelves
[07:55:39] <jasassin> except like 100 feet tall
[07:57:06] <jasassin> lol
[07:57:16] <jasassin> that is some funny shit chromas excep it already exists
[07:58:18] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[07:58:19] <upstart> ^ 03Green Plaza Shinjuku Capsule Hotel - YouTube
[07:59:35] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[07:59:36] <upstart> ^ 03Hong Kong Capsule Hotel - YouTube
[08:00:04] <chromas> Not paper. Too upscale
[08:01:48] <jasassin> you know in that hong kong one
[08:01:53] <jasassin> i didn't watch the whole video
[08:02:00] <jasassin> but who would want transparent windows?
[08:02:12] <jasassin> in there banging a chick and people are walking by
[08:02:13] <jasassin> wtf
[08:04:17] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[08:04:18] <upstart> ^ 03Sleeping pods in airports and elsewhere allow you to get some shut eye in public - TomoNews - YouTube
[08:04:22] <jasassin> 40 seconds into the video
[08:04:24] <chromas> Maybe you wanna show off
[08:04:26] <jasassin> 39-42
[08:04:33] <jasassin> thats how you do it
[08:04:36] <jasassin> rent free
[08:06:33] <chromas> lol, measuring the rent cost in coffees
[08:10:22] <jasassin> hah thats nothing
[08:10:36] <jasassin> people used to hire me with cases of beer.... (this is not a joke)
[08:10:49] <jasassin> they knew how much i love beer
[08:11:05] <jasassin> they would get a case of st paulie girl or something and it usually worked
[08:11:26] <chromas> would you say you were ethanol fueled?
[08:11:40] <jasassin> irl yes... on the internet no
[08:11:58] <jasassin> holy shit the compile is done
[08:12:06] <jasassin> i can't wait to rip some more hair out... ok gotta reboot
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[08:16:26] <jasassin> i dont understand
[08:16:36] <jasassin> it's like it can't find the kernel source and i dont know why
[08:16:55] <jasassin> it must be looking for header files in a different place
[08:18:13] <jasassin> do a which vboxconfig
[08:18:22] <jasassin> less the file and tell me
[08:18:31] <jasassin> where in the fuck is it looking for these files?
[08:19:23] <FatPhil> if there's one thing worse than finding a bug, fixing it, and then not having the fix integrated, it's 15 months later, someone else finding the bug, fixing it *badly*, and having that integrated immediately...
[08:19:50] <jasassin> omfg fatphil you have no idea
[08:19:54] <jasassin> you know whats worse than that
[08:20:09] <jasassin> finding the bug fixinging it, then finding the bug again and not remember how the FUCK you fixed it
[08:20:20] <jasassin> that drives me cookooo
[08:20:28] * chromas ain't got no vboxconfig
[08:20:38] <jasassin> you dont run virtualbox
[08:20:44] <chromas> I do
[08:20:59] <chromas> I have a /etc/vbox/vbox.cfg
[08:21:32] <jasassin> what does your system use to recompile the modules?
[08:21:37] <jasassin> what system are you on?
[08:22:12] <chromas> arch. I don't build it from source though
[08:22:41] <jasassin> i guess i dont really give a shit that much anymore i give up
[08:22:50] <jasassin> i dont use virtualbox that much
[08:22:56] <jasassin> and if i do i can boot back into a stock kernel
[08:22:57] <jasassin> fuck it
[08:22:59] <jasassin> i give up
[08:23:02] <chromas> Do you need the dkms driver?
[08:23:26] <jasassin> it's not finding the files
[08:23:49] <jasassin> vboxconfig
[08:23:58] <chromas> did it put them into /usr/local?
[08:24:00] <chromas> or /opt?
[08:24:14] <jasassin> vboxdrv.sh: failed: Look at /var/log/vbox-install.log to find out what went wrong.
[08:24:38] <jasassin> echo >&2 " ERROR: Kernel configuration is invalid."; \
[08:24:38] <jasassin> echo >&2 " include/generated/autoconf.h or include/config/auto.conf are missing.";\
[08:24:44] <FatPhil> I guess I should just fall back on a "doesn't matter, got paid" attitude, but I view job satisfaction as more of a reward than money.
[08:24:51] <jasassin> which is a bunch of shit
[08:24:54] <jasassin> because they exist
[08:25:15] <jasassin> its looking for them in a differen't path
[08:25:28] <jasassin> im assuming its because fedora split the kernel from the headers or whatever
[08:25:32] <jasassin> so it's not all in the same place
[08:25:58] <jasassin> i dont know
[08:26:04] <jasassin> if you git pull a kernel
[08:26:14] <jasassin> and you get vboxconfig to compile your modules
[08:26:16] <jasassin> let me know
[08:28:44] <jasassin> ok let me explain
[08:28:53] <jasassin> i have a git pull in /usr/jas/Downloads/linux
[08:28:59] <jasassin> its the linus git tree
[08:29:03] <jasassin> i compile that and install it
[08:29:15] <jasassin> i have a symbolic link to that directory with that name as the uname -r of the system
[08:29:37] <jasassin> but it must want header files somewhere else
[08:29:56] <jasassin> whatever
[08:30:01] <jasassin> its just not finding auto.conf
[08:30:06] <jasassin> and its where it is in my tree
[08:30:10] <jasassin> in my home directory
[08:30:20] <jasassin> hmmmm let me try something
[08:33:30] <jasassin> ls -l /usr/src/kernels/4.10.15-200.fc25.x86_64/include/generated/autoconf.h
[08:33:30] <jasassin> -rw-r--r--. 1 root root 183014 May 8 14:06 /usr/src/kernels/4.10.15-200.fc25.x86_64/include/generated/autoconf.h
[08:33:34] <jasassin> THAT WORKS FINE
[08:34:10] <jasassin> ls -l /usr/src/kernels/4.12.0-rc1+/include/generated/autoconf.h
[08:34:10] <jasassin> -rw-rw-r--. 1 jas jas 42716 May 19 02:25 /usr/src/kernels/4.12.0-rc1+/include/generated/autoconf.h
[08:34:19] <jasassin> that tells me fuck you... it doesn't exist
[08:35:05] <jasassin> it builds with the old kernel
[08:35:08] <jasassin> wont build with the new
[08:35:11] <jasassin> i have no idea
[08:35:51] <chromas> do you need to symlink to /usr/include ?
[08:36:09] <jasassin> no
[08:36:15] <jasassin> it makes no sense
[08:36:32] <jasassin> its the same thing
[08:36:51] <chromas> unless it's looking there
[08:37:02] <jasassin> i tried running an strace but that did not help
[08:39:11] <jasassin> ahhhh i got something from strace
[08:39:15] <jasassin> dkms not found
[08:39:17] <jasassin> you were right
[08:39:21] <jasassin> that is not a good thing
[08:39:47] <chromas> I knew if I threw enough buzzwords out something would accidentally match :)
[08:40:00] <chromas> Check your cloudscale
[08:42:03] <jasassin> how can i not get an autoconf in the strace logs for the command when that is what its bitch about
[08:43:26] <jasassin> open("/var/lib/dkms/", O_RDONLY|O_NONBLOCK|O_DIRECTORY|O_CLOEXEC) = -1 ENOENT (No such file or directory)
[08:43:27] <jasassin> stat(".", {st_mode=S_IFDIR|0755, st_size=4096, ...}) = 0
[08:43:37] <jasassin> that wouldn't matter would it
[08:43:44] <jasassin> that can't have anything to do with anything can it?
[08:43:59] <chromas> Do you have a dkms package?
[08:44:20] <chromas> yum install that mofu
[08:46:16] <jasassin> nice try though
[08:46:19] <jasassin> i thought you might have it
[08:46:22] <jasassin> i didn't have it so i did
[08:46:25] <jasassin> but it didn't work
[08:46:28] <jasassin> thanks for the try though
[08:46:33] <chromas> Did it give the same error?
[08:46:36] <jasassin> yes
[08:46:42] <jasassin> can't find the fucking autoconf.h
[08:47:04] <jasassin> i'll run another strace and see if it still bitches about dkms
[08:50:27] <jasassin> huh i can't find anything about autoconf in the strace of running virtualbox
[08:50:31] <jasassin> i mean vboxconfig
[08:51:09] <jasassin> but, it doesn't whine about dkms anymore
[08:53:22] <jasassin> thank you all for your help
[08:53:30] <jasassin> lets just flush this down the toilet
[08:53:34] <jasassin> but if you want to have a nightmare
[08:53:36] <jasassin> install fedora 25
[08:53:52] <chromas> Is that the latest?
[08:53:59] <jasassin> get the rpm for the new virtualbox from oracles website
[08:54:07] <jasassin> and try to get it to install on a custom kernel
[08:54:15] <chromas> Do you need some systemd commands maybe since it's fedora?
[08:54:25] <jasassin> it'll work fine on a fedora stock kernel
[08:54:31] <jasassin> have fun getting it to work on your own
[08:54:38] <chromas> did you diff your config and its?
[08:54:51] * chromas grammars expertly
[08:55:00] <jasassin> diff what? the .config for the kernel?
[08:55:04] <chromas> yeah
[08:55:09] <chromas> yours vs fedora's
[08:55:10] <jasassin> sifting through that would be a clusterfuck
[08:55:24] <jasassin> and it wouldn't tell me anything
[08:55:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Announces "Lens" Augmented Reality Service - http://sylnt.us - believe-it-when-i-see-it
[08:55:44] <jasassin> what difference would the kernel config make?
[08:55:47] <jasassin> its not finding files
[08:55:55] <jasassin> the errors messages is simple
[08:56:07] <chromas> I dunno. Maybe the config tells it where to look or somethin'
[08:56:19] * chromas spouts more nonsense
[08:56:31] <jasassin> echo >&2 " ERROR: Kernel configuration is invalid."; \
[08:56:31] <jasassin> echo >&2 " include/generated/autoconf.h or include/config/auto.conf are missing.";
[08:56:45] <jasassin> which is what i dont understand
[08:57:38] <jasassin> and running an strace on the command that makes that logfile shows no reference of even attempting to access anything named *autoconf*
[08:57:40] <jasassin> so fuck it
[08:57:42] <jasassin> i give up
[08:58:05] <jasassin> if i ever need to run a vm i'll just reboot to a stock kernel
[09:01:05] <jasassin> i just ran a git pull last night.... look at this shit 58 files changed, 486 insertions(+), 239 deletions(-)
[09:01:19] <jasassin> thats right now
[09:02:58] <jasassin> you should've seen a pull last week in one day they changed thousands of lines of code
[09:03:03] <jasassin> i was thinking.... hmmmmmm
[09:03:04] <jasassin> wtf
[09:03:52] <jasassin> so i do a git diff dac94e2..8b4822d
[09:03:59] <jasassin> and look at the changes
[09:04:06] <jasassin> it's all alien to me
[09:05:08] <jasassin> just an example from this git pull i just did
[09:05:11] <jasassin> -extern unsigned long empty_zero_page;
[09:05:11] <jasassin> +extern unsigned long empty_zero_page[PAGE_SIZE / sizeof(unsigned long)];
[09:05:23] <jasassin> ok
[09:05:48] <jasassin> makes ya wanna be a kernel developer doesn't it
[09:06:46] <chromas> Well Linux is too popular anyhow. Time to move on
[09:07:18] <chromas> Need a new kernel written in c#
[09:07:28] <jasassin> omfg
[09:07:32] <chromas> .NETix
[09:07:40] <jasassin> mono
[09:07:51] <jasassin> basic
[09:08:05] <chromas> There you go. Just make the rte the kernel
[09:08:14] <chromas> vba
[09:08:20] <jasassin> hahahhahahah
[09:08:23] <jasassin> fuck
[09:09:47] <jasassin> nah
[09:09:49] <jasassin> linux is ok
[09:09:52] <chromas> "We don't have applications; we have presentations." PowerPointOS
[09:09:57] <jasassin> holy shit
[09:10:01] <jasassin> powerpointOS
[09:10:08] <jasassin> it boots straight to powerpoint
[09:10:29] <FatPhil> there are only two types of file - .appt and .apps
[09:10:41] <jasassin> :)
[09:11:25] <chromas> it's like the card paradigm from Palm's WebOS but slideshows
[09:12:52] * jasassin grooms FatPhil happily eating away at juicy fleas
[09:15:32] <FatPhil> well, now we know that PowerPoint is Turing Complete, it should come as no surpurise
[09:15:36] <FatPhil> Howerver, Psurely HyperCard is the origin of that paradigm?
[09:15:56] <chromas> oh yeah
[09:15:58] <jasassin> wtf?
[09:16:17] <chromas> yeah, you have some ␡ chars in there
[09:16:18] <jasassin> if you've had a conversation that long with powerpoint... you need to talk to your physician immediatly
[09:16:42] * chromas assumes FatPhil's on windows
[09:16:43] <jasassin> forget about that 4 hour erection
[09:16:58] <jasassin> you've got BIGGER problems
[09:17:46] <boru> I sat down at one of your typical 'business' workstations the other day, running windows. How the hell do people actually use that system to get any work done? It's not suitable for any purpose other than gaming.
[09:18:03] <boru> I opened a file in visio. Hangs, crashes, blue screen.
[09:18:10] <boru> Restart, takes 2 hours to install updates.
[09:18:19] * jasassin cackles
[09:18:31] <boru> Open a powerpoint presentation, takes 30 seconds to load 100 or so slides.
[09:18:49] <chromas> probably infected with malware
[09:18:49] <boru> Can't find any options I need to change stuff in their silly interface.
[09:18:52] * FatPhil is insulted - I'm a devuan, the purest form of loonix
[09:18:54] <boru> It's the worst.
[09:18:58] <chromas> normally it would take two or three reboots for updating
[09:19:25] <boru> Purest form? Even moreso than Slackware?
[09:19:40] * jasassin slaps a little systemd into FatPhil soul
[09:19:54] <chromas> FatPhil: I thought of wondows because you had a couple DEL characters in one of your messages. It reminded me of the non-functioning ctrl-backspace in some windows programs
[09:19:58] <boru> Windows is like a really bad kiosk interface system.
[09:20:13] <boru> All of these big colourful buttons, tethered functionality, slow etc.
[09:20:20] <chromas> in the most basic edit field (like the Run dialog if I remember right) it just outputs a rectangle
[09:20:42] <jasassin> windows is ok for gaming and netflix
[09:20:53] <jasassin> gotta have windows 10 for the 4k screens on netflix
[09:20:58] <jasassin> games....
[09:21:04] <jasassin> otherwise FUCK IT
[09:21:21] <chromas> If you don't need the 4ks, netflix works great in chrome on loonux
[09:21:31] <jasassin> yeah... you only get 720p
[09:21:33] <jasassin> meh
[09:21:41] <jasassin> i can tell a diff between 720 and 1080
[09:21:42] <jasassin> yes i can
[09:21:54] <chromas> Sit farther away and then you can't
[09:21:54] * jasassin farts for about thirty seconds ending in a liquid shart
[09:22:15] <chromas> is that regex-based?
[09:22:22] <jasassin> obviously
[09:22:57] <chromas> could just be a substring match
[09:22:59] <jasassin> you have evil thoughts of hacking it?
[09:23:13] <chromas> nah, I was just thinking it could use a \b
[09:23:29] <jasassin> the incoming message from jasassin was 'hack the debug'
[09:23:29] <jasassin> hack the debug
[09:24:37] <chromas> debug \
[09:24:38] <jasassin> the incoming message from jasassin was 'the incoming message from chromas was 'debug \''
[09:24:38] <jasassin> the incoming message from chromas was 'debug \'
[09:27:40] <jasassin> if have little doubt you could hack my entire system with this one hole in my perl code
[09:27:46] <jasassin> s/if/i/g
[09:27:48] <exec> <jasassin> i have little doubt you could hack my entire system with this one hole in my perl code
[09:30:06] <FatPhil> chromas: I was typing blind, I have severe lag to my home machine, all kinds of random keypresses could have happened.
[09:30:44] * chromas doesn't have a ␡ key
[09:30:58] * jasassin snickers
[09:32:30] <jasassin> if you are sitting far back from the monitor it looks like a harry potter wand
[09:32:58] <jasassin> swish and flick the shit out of it!
[09:33:23] <chromas> Bender: grab jasassin
[09:33:23] <Bender> Added quote 835
[09:33:34] <chromas> FatPhil: how's devuan?
[09:33:44] * chromas hasn't checked in since it started
[09:35:04] <jasassin> it wont boot anymore... theresn't no systemd
[09:35:57] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[09:35:58] <upstart> ^ 03Harry Potter and the spells that you swish and flick the shit out of your wand - YouTube
[09:36:21] <jasassin> bad link
[09:36:25] <jasassin> gotta get the real one
[09:37:04] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[09:37:04] <upstart> ^ 03Wingardium Leviosa 2 (Harry Potter Parody) - Oney Cartoons - YouTube
[09:37:05] <jasassin> ok
[09:37:11] <jasassin> don't use the first one
[09:37:14] <jasassin> sorry about that
[09:37:21] <jasassin> use that one
[09:42:42] <jasassin> something about that winguardium leviosa its kinda funny
[10:00:02] <jasassin> ok time for sleep
[10:00:06] <jasassin> https://www.youtube.com
[10:00:07] <upstart> ^ 03Dragonzball PeePee (Dragonball Z Parody Animation) - Oney Cartoons - YouTube
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[10:22:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:22:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3441
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[10:26:39] <FatPhil> ~weather
[10:26:41] <exec> 10Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia - currently 79°F / 26°C, sunny, wind SW at 13 mph, humidity 40% - Friday mostly sunny (48°F:79°F / 9°C:26°C), Saturday mostly sunny (45°F:67°F / 7°C:19°C), Sunday mostly sunny (43°F:61°F / 6°C:16°C), Monday partly cloudy (45°F:62°F / 7°C:17°C)
[10:32:59] SoyGuest61945 is now known as Xyem
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[10:34:19] <Bytram> ~weather presq
[10:34:21] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 63°F, sunny, wind W at 2 mph, humidity 84% - Friday partly cloudy (36°F:66°F), Saturday sunny (35°F:58°F), Sunday mostly sunny (45°F:65°F), Monday scattered showers (46°F:62°F)
[10:34:25] <Bytram> ~weather Portland, ME
[10:34:27] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 72°F, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 10 mph, humidity 67% - Friday partly cloudy (45°F:79°F), Saturday sunny (44°F:64°F), Sunday mostly sunny (48°F:63°F), Monday rain (47°F:54°F)
[10:34:30] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[10:34:31] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 71°F, partly cloudy, wind SW at 11 mph, humidity 75% - Friday partly cloudy (51°F:84°F), Saturday mostly sunny (49°F:61°F), Sunday partly cloudy (53°F:63°F), Monday rain (53°F:58°F)
[10:34:35] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[10:34:37] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 74°F, sunny, wind N at 2 mph, humidity 80% - Friday scattered thunderstorms (63°F:91°F), Saturday cloudy (59°F:70°F), Sunday cloudy (64°F:67°F), Monday rain (60°F:74°F)
[10:34:39] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[10:34:41] <exec> 10Miami, FL, USA - currently 80°F, partly cloudy, wind E at 15 mph, humidity 85% - Friday partly cloudy (79°F:87°F), Saturday mostly sunny (77°F:86°F), Sunday partly cloudy (75°F:85°F), Monday mostly sunny (75°F:85°F)
[10:34:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:34:52] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly cloudy skies. Scattered thunderstorms this morning. High 88F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 40%. Tomorrow: Scattered thunderstorms in the morning becoming more widespread in the afternoon. A few storms may be severe. High 84F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 80%.
[10:35:09] * TheMightyBuzzard misses #blackuweather
[10:35:12] <Bytram> not so good fooshin weather :/
[10:35:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is just as well, i ain't kicked this cold yet.
[10:35:49] <Bytram> especially if your boat is made of aluminum
[10:36:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, and lacking a bilge pump
[10:36:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're less floaty when they fill up with rain
[10:36:41] <Bytram> just open up the drain hole in the back and go REALLY fast, right?
[10:36:48] <Bytram> nograb
[10:36:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vatican Observatory Hosts Conference on Astronomy - http://sylnt.us - i'll-give-you-your-God-if-you-give-me-my-billions-of-years
[10:38:02] <chromas> think I've spent too much time on the interwebs. I tried to upvote your joke
[10:38:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> interwebs are fun though. they have both cute kitty pictures AND boobie pictures
[10:38:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> #bnk
[10:38:47] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[10:39:35] <chromas> from the kitts-'n'-tits dept
[10:39:50] <Bytram> Saint Kitts?
[10:40:07] <Bytram> or is that Kitts and Turquoise or somethin
[10:46:50] <Bytram> break time
[10:47:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, good idea
[10:47:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:47:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:47:04] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 397
[10:57:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, Xyem, forgot to mention the tradition of building your own irc bot if you end up spending any significant time around irc
[11:02:00] <Xyem> She's not specifically an IRC bot, but she can connect here, if that's what you mean.
[11:02:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm?
[11:03:12] <Xyem> I have a bot, but she's not specific to IRC. Mostly interact over XMPP.
[11:03:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no, has to be shiny and new for this server. preferably with bugs that chromas and myself and the like can exploit in amusing ways.
[11:06:00] <Xyem> Eh, I am too lazy to build another one when the one I have works!
[11:06:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[11:07:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mostly do em just to polish up my skills in a language and the like. MrPlow has gone from perl to C to Rust so far.
[11:07:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> with a brief instance of a perl6 bot which died as soon as i realized the abysmal state of the language.
[11:09:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you need to update the bots entry on the wiki for upstart
[11:52:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:52:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:52:51] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 398
[11:59:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> #weather Saint Petersburg, FL
[11:59:25] <MrPlow> Today: Scattered thunderstorms this morning, then mainly cloudy during the afternoon with thunderstorms likely. High 88F. Winds SSE at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 80%. Tomorrow: Morning sunshine will give way to isolated thunderstorms during the afternoon. High 89F. Winds SSE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 30%.
[12:01:24] <Bytram> ~weather Saint Petersburg, FL
[12:01:26] <exec> 10Saint Petersburg, FL, USA - currently 77°F, mostly sunny, wind SE at 14 mph, humidity 88% - Friday thunderstorm (76°F:88°F), Saturday isolated thunderstorms (75°F:89°F), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (75°F:88°F), Monday scattered thunderstorms (76°F:85°F)
[12:01:50] <Bytram> daily thunderstorms? who woulda thunk it? ;)
[12:02:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> It's Florida during the summer
[12:03:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> Sunny in the morning until at least early afternoon, then the clouds and thunderstorms roll in for a while, then usually it's sunny again for a while.
[12:03:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> The natural state of Florida is actually "subtropical rain forest"
[12:03:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> anyone who tells you otherwise is a real estate scammer
[12:06:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Decryption Utility for WannaCry is Released - http://sylnt.us - maybe-there-is-hope
[12:09:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, only where there's trees. there's lots of places where there's just buildings and pavement n sand.
[12:09:54] * Bytram chuckles
[12:11:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> the buildings and pavement and sand were placed there artificially
[12:12:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> six months without humans in those areas and they'd be growing trees again
[12:12:38] <Bytram> seen any problems with rising tides? I hear Miami is having some issues.
[12:12:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> they were not. they're a natural occurrence.
[12:13:09] * Bytram looks out into his yard and waits for a building to sprout naturally
[12:13:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> humans made em, humans are natural creatures, thus buildings are natural. same as ant hills.
[12:14:59] <Bytram> lol
[12:15:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> everything is natural
[12:15:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> because everything is made up of proton, neutrons, and electrons
[12:16:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> all of which are natural
[12:16:22] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[12:16:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> except decaffeinated coffee which is an abomination unto nuggan
[12:21:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> and the fact that I skipped a bunch of stuff that we know that aren't protons, neutrons, or electrons: photons, neutrinos, quarks, gluons, etc.
[12:23:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> Also I don't know who this "nuggan" character is but I assume he/she/it is some sort of god who pals around with other deities like Crom and Shub-Niggurath and Perun.
[13:18:20] * Bytram heads off to work
[13:18:29] <Bytram> Have a great day, everyone!
[13:18:56] <Xyem> You too, Bytram.
[13:19:06] <boru> Take that back.
[13:46:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MonarchyNews: The King is My Co-Pilot and Japanese Succession "Crisis" - http://sylnt.us - subject-to-interpretation
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[14:30:55] <jasassin> i slept from 11:am to 2:pm about 2 days ago
[14:31:08] <jasassin> i tried to sleep now
[14:31:11] <jasassin> but i couldn't
[15:27:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supermarket Giant to Slash Emissions 60% by 2025, 100% Renewable by 2030 - http://sylnt.us - so-many-trees-to-hug
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[16:02:48] <FatPhil> Ugh, people on the internet are wrong, it's very frustrating...
[16:12:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, i feel yer pain
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[16:23:01] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 18°C/65°F, 1:22 pm GMT-3, Friday, 19 May 2017
[16:47:33] <jasassin> young and the restless started in 1973 it pre-dates me
[16:48:47] <jasassin> fatphil whats your problem?
[16:49:01] <jasassin> nobody bothered to ask... but i do
[16:50:44] <jasassin> if he leaves his room theres no hope... theres a group out there for him. his top-o-matic can't save him now
[16:51:25] <jasassin> hey man if you need an ed i can probably do that
[16:51:31] <jasassin> if you want a perl coder it would be stupid
[16:51:50] <jasassin> i can't take care of my own affraids so the tresury shit is out the question
[16:52:18] <jasassin> about all i can do is edit maybe junior edior
[16:52:38] <jasassin> my own perl code confounds me
[16:52:54] <jasassin> i need to break it down to more functional
[16:53:17] <jasassin> but perl im having a hard time breaking it down like c
[16:54:02] <jasassin> i look at your code and it is extraordinarly elegant
[16:54:10] <jasassin> hmmmm
[16:54:15] <jasassin> perfect style
[16:55:14] <jasassin> anyone wanna try perl programming? i can send you a file
[16:55:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elsevier Wants $15 Million Piracy Damages From Sci-Hub and Libgen - http://sylnt.us - you-reap-what-you-sow
[16:55:33] <jasassin> turn this hot mess into functions that are readable
[16:55:40] <jasassin> and impress me
[16:56:08] <jasassin> or maybe thats not possible
[16:56:11] <Xyem> Are you trying to appeal to someone's ego to get them to refactor your code? :)
[16:56:17] <jasassin> yes
[16:56:19] <jasassin> :)
[16:56:25] <jasassin> hahhahahahahaha
[16:56:25] <jasassin> yes
[16:56:39] <jasassin> wanna try?
[16:56:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://thehackernews.com
[16:57:00] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[16:57:25] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[16:58:20] <Xyem> jasassin: Well, you can post it, but no promises.
[16:59:20] <jasassin> but im so afraid someone might hack into my system and download this awesome porn video i downloaded
[16:59:38] <Runaway1956> ~arthur 079e8c
[16:59:42] <exec> 726 stories loaded
[16:59:42] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Windows 10 Redstone: A guide to the builds"
[16:59:55] <Runaway1956> hey, it seems to work
[17:00:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell, you're sposed to offer that as incentive to refactor your shat. coeds for codes.
[17:00:13] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[17:00:19] <exec> 725 stories loaded
[17:01:35] <jasassin> https://pastebin.com
[17:01:40] <upstart> ^ 03#!/usr/bin/perl Xchat::register( "geo-ip", "v0", "geo-ip", "" ); Xchat::hook - Pastebin.com
[17:01:50] <jasassin> IP: (8.8.8.8) Hostname: google-public-dns-a.google.com Country: United States Region: California City: Mountain View Zip Code: 94035 Latitude: 37.3860 Longitude: -122.0838 Time Zone: America/Los_Angeles
[17:01:50] <jasassin> !ip 8.8.8.8
[17:02:21] <jasassin> it's hardly readable
[17:02:22] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off for a nap, secure in his perl chops and utterly unmoved to read jasassin's spaghetti while he has a head cold
[17:02:41] * jasassin mehs
[17:03:58] * jasassin hacks his way into the future
[17:05:11] <Xyem> Do you want the values in that order?
[17:05:17] <jasassin> does it matter?
[17:05:25] <Xyem> I don't know, I'm asking you..
[17:05:39] <jasassin> im just asking if it can be cleaned up
[17:05:46] <Xyem> Yes, it can.
[17:05:47] <jasassin> it a more readable order
[17:06:30] <jasassin> more functional as efficient?
[17:06:31] <jasassin> nah
[17:07:30] <jasassin> rewrite it and let me see the code
[17:07:36] <jasassin> prove that you're right
[17:08:47] <Xyem> Well, how I'd code it depends on if you want the output exactly the same as it is currently..
[17:09:02] <jasassin> heh
[17:09:45] <jasassin> IP: (64.25.74.120) Hostname: 74-free120.toua.net Country: United States Region: Arizona City: West Pima County Zip Code: 85634 Latitude: 32.0074 Longitude: -111.9324 Time Zone: America/Phoenix
[17:09:45] <jasassin> !ip 64.25.74.120
[17:10:10] <jasassin> have you ever been to arizona
[17:10:13] <jasassin> its hot
[17:10:18] <jasassin> kinda arid
[17:10:29] <jasassin> its fun
[17:10:34] <jasassin> type in a random ip
[17:10:38] <jasassin> makes me laugh
[17:11:17] <jasassin> pulse audio is playing nice, but chrome....
[17:11:26] <jasassin> that fuckign thing needs some work
[17:12:11] <jasassin> theres so much more os that is so much better player than chrome has
[17:12:29] <jasassin> they already have chromium
[17:12:34] <jasassin> and all the oss to play the shit
[17:12:37] <jasassin> it makes no sense
[17:13:20] <jasassin> why dont these jackasses use the new codecs
[17:13:23] <jasassin> im so confused
[17:14:25] <jasassin> a fucking standard def video takes 2.05 of dual core
[17:14:31] <jasassin> this is ridiculous
[17:14:49] <jasassin> chrome is busted
[17:15:07] <jasassin> someone in the chrome devel team needs an extraordinary bitchslap
[17:15:34] <jasassin> who am i to talk i can't even get the fucking virtualbox modules to compile with custom kernel
[17:15:36] <jasassin> fuck me
[17:17:55] <Xyem> jasassin: Something like this (not tested)? https://paste.pound-python.org
[17:17:56] <upstart> ^ 03Paste #ie2S2pEb0so97WDoMtj8 at spacepaste
[17:19:39] <Xyem> Eh, wrong format for longitude.
[17:19:53] <jasassin> no
[17:20:00] <jasassin> you turned readable into retarded
[17:20:02] <jasassin> sorry bra
[17:20:35] <jasassin> i looked at it
[17:20:45] <jasassin> but i dont even know what you werwe aiming at
[17:21:05] <jasassin> a bunch of bullshit that makes no sense
[17:21:05] <Xyem> Heh, it's really wrong anyway.
[17:21:45] <jasassin> hey man i dont want to be a dick
[17:21:48] <jasassin> but you are a stupid idiot
[17:22:01] * Xyem shrugs
[17:22:27] <jasassin> ok
[17:22:31] <jasassin> since you are here
[17:22:40] <jasassin> do you even know what you just did?
[17:22:55] <Xyem> You're welcome to advise me on how to improve it, if you like.
[17:23:00] <jasassin> hahhahaha
[17:24:18] <jasassin> i dont have to
[17:24:22] <jasassin> i wrote the code
[17:25:09] <jasassin> fucking sprintf
[17:25:13] <jasassin> areyou shitting me
[17:25:33] <jasassin> you almost make me laugh
[17:26:21] <jasassin> xyem you are needing a library card hardcore
[17:26:30] <Xyem> Why is that?
[17:27:18] <jasassin> your code fucks itself
[17:27:52] <jasassin> im sorry i pasted it
[17:28:27] <jasassin> damn
[17:28:42] <jasassin> i didn't know i would get a guy with downe syndrom evaluating my code
[17:29:15] <mechanicjay> oh look, it's time to plonk jasassin again!
[17:29:39] <Xyem> At least I amused you for a moment, so you're welcome for that at least.
[17:30:18] <jasassin> whatever
[17:33:22] <jasassin> please be seriously or stfu xyem
[17:33:33] <jasassin> thats not helpfull
[17:34:19] <jasassin> it doesn't even make sense
[17:34:37] <jasassin> wtf
[17:34:54] <jasassin> i am kinda impressed that you could almost make something up so stupid
[17:35:16] <jasassin> you know what xyem
[17:35:23] <jasassin> you stupid idiot
[17:35:27] <jasassin> you just made the list
[17:36:08] <Xyem> Ahem, "jasassin | my own perl code confounds me". "jasassin | it doesn't even make sense". There is a common element to these statements.. and it isn't me.
[17:36:29] <jasassin> and look at what you wrote
[17:36:41] <Xyem> Is it your christmas card list?
[17:36:46] <jasassin> by all means
[17:36:57] <jasassin> post the changes to pastebin
[17:36:58] <jasassin> hahahhaha
[17:37:02] <jasassin> i'll run it in vm
[17:37:06] <jasassin> and watch it fuck itself
[17:37:34] <jasassin> no
[17:37:37] <jasassin> i dont have to
[17:37:41] <jasassin> it's already perfect
[17:39:04] <jasassin> xyem if you dont know what you are doing just stfu
[17:39:31] <jasassin> you are a troll
[17:39:33] <jasassin> go away
[17:40:19] <Xyem> Right, okay.
[17:42:10] <Xyem> TheMightyBuzzard: Sorry, can't code for you anymore, jasassin thinks I'm not good enough.
[17:43:07] <jasassin> whatever
[17:43:14] <jasassin> keep on coding
[17:43:19] <jasassin> jesus
[17:43:41] <jasassin> code like that makes me wonder why im still alive
[17:44:00] <jasassin> turn a few variables ok i get that
[17:45:05] <jasassin> meh
[17:45:44] <jasassin> well im not sorry
[17:46:26] <jasassin> why have a fucking sub when its in the middle of a function
[17:46:29] <jasassin> i dont understand
[17:46:57] <jasassin> at that point
[17:47:00] <jasassin> really?
[17:47:02] <jasassin> relaly?
[17:47:09] <jasassin> hmmmm....
[17:47:43] <jasassin> good
[17:48:19] <jasassin> whatever man
[17:48:28] <jasassin> i give up again
[17:49:12] <Xyem> Well if you hadn't spend the last few minutes being a jerk and asked my why I had done things civilly, I would have been happy to explain.
[17:49:24] <jasassin> i dont care
[17:49:33] <Xyem> Exactly. Neither do I.
[17:49:35] <jasassin> im done
[17:50:14] <jasassin> you turned good code stupid
[17:50:17] <jasassin> ok
[17:50:21] <jasassin> heres the deal
[17:50:29] <jasassin> you rewriete my code
[17:50:31] <jasassin> its os
[17:50:35] <jasassin> freeware
[17:50:43] <jasassin> make it better faster smater
[17:51:02] <jasassin> then send me the code
[17:51:05] <jasassin> huh
[17:51:43] <jasassin> rerwite the whole thing
[17:51:50] <jasassin> peffect in your mind
[17:51:56] <jasassin> send it to me and we'll see
[17:52:33] <jasassin> i dont have any bugs i know of
[17:52:39] <jasassin> and no speed problems
[17:52:48] <jasassin> its perfect set of functions
[17:53:04] <Xyem> I have no reason to do so and plenty of reasons not to, so I'm going to have to go with "No thanks".
[17:53:14] <jasassin> exactly
[17:53:16] <jasassin> so stfu
[17:53:23] <jasassin> yoru code is mr
[17:53:25] <jasassin> and you know it
[17:53:27] <jasassin> ya joker
[17:53:29] <Xyem> No speed problems? It's a chat bot, they generally don't have speed problems.
[17:53:34] <jasassin> why dont you just stop being a pretender
[17:53:37] <jasassin> and get a life
[17:54:42] <jasassin> major leauge poser
[17:54:54] <Xyem> What exactly am I supposed to be pretending to be?
[17:55:02] <jasassin> someone who can code
[17:56:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Swedish Prosecutor Retracts Warrant Against Julian Assange - http://sylnt.us - embassy-bed-no-more
[17:57:48] <Xyem> I see.
[17:58:19] <jasassin> howl at the moon i wont hear you talking anymore
[17:59:28] <Xyem> Aren't you the lucky one?
[18:06:51] <Xyem> Also, if I was howling, I wouldn't be talking, so.. duh, you wouldn't hear me talking because I wouldn't be.
[18:17:04] <Runaway1956> freedomdaily.com ??? Someone sent me a link, the story seems like far-far-far-right conspiracy theory crap -
[18:17:10] <Runaway1956> anyone heard of it?
[18:19:00] <mechanicjay> I have now.
[18:19:03] <mechanicjay> wow
[18:21:29] <Runaway1956> I don't think I'll submit any stories from there - it looks stupider than the left-leaning MSM
[18:24:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> Xyem, pay no attention to jasassin. the rest of us don't.
[18:24:52] <mechanicjay> Yeah, there's a difference between legit with a right/left bias and fucking bonkers.
[18:27:27] <Xyem> TheMightyBuzzard: Don't worry, I figured that out pretty quickly. I was just having some sarcasm-based fun! :)
[18:27:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, yeah it does amuse at times.
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[19:33:59] charon_ is now known as meetnotes
[19:37:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Autonomous car rollout waiting on regulators - http://sylnt.us - but-officer-my-car-meets-government-standards
[19:42:47] <Xyem> Just in case anyone is curious, here is the code, but actually working and with neater output: https://paste.pound-python.org
[19:42:48] <upstart> ^ 03Paste #wsDL8pGGqMJoQeXulQng at spacepaste
[19:45:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Autonomous Car Rollout Waiting on Regulators - http://sylnt.us - but-officer-my-car-meets-government-standards
[19:45:50] <cmn32480> .kick meetnotes
[19:45:50] -!- meetnotes was kicked from #Soylent by Aphrodite!Aphrodite@dodekatheon.olympus.gr [(cmn32480) No reason given]
[20:01:24] <chromas> meatnotes
[20:01:28] <chromas> hotdog postits
[20:01:58] <nick> ®
[20:02:27] <chromas> oh yeah
[20:02:40] <chromas> oh look, a letter from 3M
[20:02:45] * chromas gets sued
[20:06:49] <Deucalion> .op
[20:06:49] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[20:06:52] <Deucalion> .deop
[20:06:52] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[20:07:01] <Deucalion> .devoice
[20:07:01] -!- mode/#Soylent [-v Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[20:07:06] <Deucalion> :)
[20:07:14] * cmn32480 gets all jealous
[20:07:22] <mechanicjay> chromas: seems unfortunately, 3M probably has better laywers than you do.
[20:09:10] <cmn32480> .voice Deucalion
[20:09:10] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[20:15:55] <Deucalion> .op
[20:15:55] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[20:16:28] <Deucalion> w/e I be a green meanie as I'm doing irc thangs
[21:13:47] <cmn32480> I jsut had to jump start the car of one of my people because he left the keys in the ignition all day and drained the battery
[21:25:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Court Upholds Enforceability Of GNU GPL As Both A License And A Contract - http://sylnt.us - free-as-in-willy?
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[23:02:10] charon_ is now known as meetnotes
[23:02:28] meetnotes is now known as charon_
[23:06:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oculus Research Presents Focal Surface Display. Will Eliminate Nausea in VR - http://sylnt.us - oculus-barf-bag-accessory
[23:07:53] <Deucalion> ~weather
[23:07:55] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 52°F / 11°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 4 mph, humidity 74% - Friday scattered showers (45°F:57°F / 7°C:14°C), Saturday showers (48°F:61°F / 9°C:16°C), Sunday partly cloudy (53°F:66°F / 12°C:19°C), Monday partly cloudy (51°F:72°F / 11°C:22°C)
[23:08:09] <cmn32480> I'm out. Time to go home
[23:08:26] <Deucalion> farewell cmn32480
[23:08:45] <cmn32480> get some rest IRC guru
[23:09:27] <Deucalion> lol at "guru" - just the guy that reads what no-one else wants to :)
[23:11:01] <charon_> ~gnight Deucalion
[23:11:03] * exec unjustifiably flings a Borg cube of alternative news at Deucalion
[23:11:06] <cmn32480> being a guru in not necessarily knoiwing all... but knowing where to find it
[23:11:16] <cmn32480> ~gnight meetnotes
[23:11:18] * exec abnormally evolves a potion of mail tiers from meetnotes
[23:11:53] <cmn32480> [anyway... homeward bound I is
[23:11:53] <Deucalion> true dat - my brain be full - anything that is retained pushes something else out. Hence my penchant for notes.
[23:12:16] * cmn32480 wait patiently for Deucalion to forget what a doorbell is
[23:12:18] <Deucalion> 640K is enough for anyone!
[23:14:24] <charon_> cmn32480: i'll never forget how you kicked me
[23:14:27] <Deucalion> cmn32480, a doorbell is what annoying people press when you're trying to sleep having worked all night. Then they act all surprised when you don;t welcome their bullshit leaflet with open arms or listen to their pitch. FUCK dooorbells and those that press them.
[23:14:42] <Deucalion> .kick charon_
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[23:14:55] <Deucalion> winger
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[23:15:27] <Deucalion> .kick charon_
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[23:16:07] <Deucalion> .deop
[23:16:07] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[23:16:10] <Deucalion> .devioce
[23:16:16] <Deucalion> .devoice
[23:16:16] -!- mode/#Soylent [-v Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[23:16:25] <Deucalion> I cannot be trusted
[23:16:53] <chromas> /mode +b *!*@*
[23:17:20] * Deucalion is not that drunk
[23:17:24] <Deucalion> yet
[23:18:15] <Deucalion> .op
[23:18:15] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Deucalion] by Aphrodite
[23:18:23] <Deucalion> .deop
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[23:24:47] <charon_> boooo
[23:25:10] <nick> the beatings will continue until morale improves
[23:26:25] <charon_> he only does it because he know i would never visit his home in the middle of the night and beat him with a large oar