#Soylent | Logs for 2017-05-27
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[00:16:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel Wants to Make Thunderbolt 3 the New USB - http://sylnt.us - good+fast+cheap?
[00:43:48] <Bytram> #submit http://www.os2museum.com
[00:43:48] <MrPlow> Unable to find a summary for that page
[00:44:04] <Bytram> ~submit http://www.os2museum.com
[00:44:07] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[00:49:28] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@119.17.wmi.rzn] has joined #Soylent
[00:51:31] <Bytram> crutchy: !!
[00:52:26] <crutchy> ahoy Bytram sir!
[00:52:46] <Bytram> has been a [too] long time! So good to 'see' you!
[00:52:50] <Bytram> how ya been?
[00:53:13] <crutchy> i remembered to bring my screen adaptor home so i pluggded in my 3rd screen and put hexchat on it
[00:53:24] <crutchy> minecraft taken over other two :p
[00:53:35] <Bytram> ahhh, gotcha
[00:53:51] <crutchy> whats been going on around here?
[00:53:57] <crutchy> besides stuffs
[00:54:03] <Bytram> things
[00:54:05] <Bytram> ;)
[00:54:11] <crutchy> hmm. k k
[00:54:19] <Bytram> have you met the new guy?
[00:54:30] <mechanicjay> Hey crutchy
[00:54:38] <crutchy> is he the one toilet papered to the tree over there?
[00:54:48] <crutchy> g'day mechanicjay o/
[00:54:50] <Bytram> nod nod
[00:55:19] <crutchy> ooh 59 total users o.O
[00:55:29] <Bytram> Xyem: if you haven't already made his acquaintance, may I introduce you to our bottom-of-the-worlder; crutchy
[00:55:32] <charon_> I have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. So I'll be pretty bust for a while
[00:55:39] <mechanicjay> right, i feel like we've been hovering at like 54 users in here for a dogs age
[00:56:05] <crutchy> g'day Xyem \o
[00:56:23] * crutchy wonders... there was another guy with a name that started with x..
[00:57:01] * Bytram vaguely recalls that, yes.
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[00:58:10] <Bytram> crthat would have been: "xlefay"
[00:58:25] <Bytram> ~tell crutchy that would have been: "xlefay"
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[00:58:59] <crutchy> stupid poota frozded
[00:59:06] <Xyem> Evening crutchy :)
[00:59:18] <crutchy> ~g'day Xyem o/
[00:59:20] * exec skeptically twerks a finger of allah snackbar for Xyem
[01:00:17] <crutchy> really need to put minecraft server on a different poota that doesn't crap itself :|
[01:01:06] <crutchy> ~time boston
[01:01:08] <exec> Friday, 26 May 2017 @ 9:01 pm GMT-4 - Boston, MA, USA
[01:01:09] <Xyem> That would be a good idea..
[01:01:24] <crutchy> happy friday night Bytram :)
[01:01:42] <crutchy> Xyem, what part of the world are you from?
[01:01:53] <Xyem> UK
[01:01:57] * Bytram chuckles in anticipation
[01:02:02] <crutchy> god save the queen!
[01:02:12] <Bytram> ~time crutchy
[01:02:14] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 27 May 2017, 1:02 am
[01:02:20] <crutchy> gathp!
[01:02:22] <Bytram> ~weather crutchy
[01:02:24] <exec> 10Melbourne VIC - currently 61°F, partly cloudy, wind N at 19 mph, humidity 71% - Saturday partly cloudy (50°F:64°F), Sunday showers (44°F:56°F), Monday mostly sunny (49°F:59°F), Tuesday rain (44°F:54°F)
[01:02:40] <Bytram> brb... dishes
[01:02:46] <crutchy> <-- trusty british subject of the australian colony
[01:02:59] <crutchy> except not british
[01:04:06] <crutchy> its nice enough weather outside that i should be mowing my back lawn, but i really can't be fked
[01:04:37] <crutchy> i think i'd rather wait till its so long that it becomes a nightmare to mow :/
[01:05:14] <chromas> The Midnight Mow
[01:05:26] <crutchy> its raining in minecraft so that means i can't mow, amirite?
[01:11:07] <chromas> Can you mow in minecraft?
[01:11:35] <Xyem> You can.
[01:13:11] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[01:13:11] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[01:13:39] <Xyem> Evening TMB.
[01:13:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin
[01:14:15] <Xyem> How're things going?
[01:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> headache from coughing up the tail end of this cold
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[01:15:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty fair otherwise though
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[01:16:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna be busy with company coming in from out of state next week so don't expect me to be around a lot
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[01:16:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake chromas_
[01:16:55] * MrPlow smakes chromas_ upside the head with a medium trout
[01:18:15] <chromas_> ~socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[01:18:16] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[01:18:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist chromas_
[01:18:31] <MrPlow> chromas_, you're a socialist!
[01:18:42] <chromas_> hm, why am I underscored? fpos
[01:18:46] chromas_ is now known as chromas
[01:18:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause you n your bots pinged out
[01:19:06] <chromas> yeah but I timed out before I came back in
[01:19:15] * chromas rebooted the internet
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[01:21:15] * chromas can't hit battle.net
[01:21:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can't either. anything over 300 yards and i need a scope and something to brace on.
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[01:23:05] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: or... just something with a larger caliber shell? Then one need not be so concerned with accuracy!
[01:23:40] <chromas> yes, use your trebuchet to launch a nuclear wessel
[01:23:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> at4s might work, yeah.
[01:24:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're like bottle rockets for big kids
[01:25:58] <Bytram> brb laundry.
[01:32:39] <crutchy> nuke the site from orbit. its the only way to be sure
[01:34:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> or mention on twitter how interesting it is that the only chick in starcraft ends up being evil
[01:34:39] <crutchy> if kerrigan ran for potus, i'd vote for her
[01:34:50] <crutchy> at least she doesn't hide her evil
[01:35:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah. she'd still be better than either of the contenders last time.
[01:35:32] <crutchy> yeah something definitely fucked up there
[01:35:54] <crutchy> out of 300-odd million people, those two floated to the top somehow like turds
[01:35:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> she'd have to run democrat though. you gotta vote democrat if you're voting illegally.
[01:37:19] <crutchy> you guys need someone with a bit of charisma like that pom
[01:37:22] <crutchy> whatisname
[01:37:29] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[01:37:30] <crutchy> that ukip guy
[01:37:36] <crutchy> farrage
[01:37:38] <crutchy> i think
[01:37:55] <crutchy> love watching vids of him pounding EU bureaucrat arses
[01:38:26] <crutchy> with his polite pommy flair
[01:38:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, headache's kickin my ass. ima go get one more smoke n hit the sack.
[01:39:01] <crutchy> night buddy
[01:39:10] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard:
[01:39:11] * exec hideously pilfers a whiff of flappy tama from TheMightyBuzzard:
[01:45:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twisted Textile Cords May Contain Clues to Inca Messages - http://sylnt.us - succeeded-by-Madame-Thérèse-Defarge
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[02:25:43] <Bytram> well, I think that's gonna be it for me, as well.
[02:25:48] <Bytram> have a good night everyone!
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[03:17:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Piracy Killing Hollywood So Bad That Disney Made More Money in 2016 Than Any Studio Ever - http://sylnt.us - bottom-line
[03:40:23] * jasassin give tmb and jenny a boot to the head
[03:45:00] <jasassin> i bequeth to you all...
[03:45:12] <jasassin> a boot to the head
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[04:57:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - High Levels of PFOA Found in Mid-Ohio River Valley Residents from 1991 to 2013 - http://sylnt.us - downstream-from-Flint-MI?
[06:25:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Build Your Own VPN if You’re Wary of Commercial Options - http://sylnt.us - keep-your-ads-out-of-my-streams
[07:32:18] <FatPhil> awww, my raspberry pi's reached an uptime of 250 days!
[07:35:58] <chromas> Just 64 more to go!
[07:43:45] <FatPhil> Ah, I was planning on moving it to the office and installing it as one of my servers now it's proved to be reliable.
[07:44:15] <chromas> Need to hit 314 days :)
[07:44:34] <FatPhil> have you seen any powerblock battery chargesr that will act as a UPS?
[07:45:16] <chromas> I haven't
[07:45:24] <FatPhil> the one I currently have won't simultaniously charge and provide output, which means I can't use it as a UPS for a RPi
[07:45:29] <chromas> Strap on a marine battery and you're good
[07:46:08] <chromas> Can you just get one with moar amps?
[07:46:36] * chromas wonders if two power adapters in parallel would work
[07:48:12] <FatPhil> marine batteries are 12V aren't they?
[07:48:37] <chromas> I think so
[07:48:58] <FatPhil> and that would require a proper charger for it too
[07:49:11] <chromas> what's the rpi input?
[07:49:15] <FatPhil> 5V
[07:49:44] <FatPhil> it's flexible-ish, I think I could use a small motorbike battery at 6V
[07:50:06] <FatPhil> but again, it's the charging side I need to worry about
[07:50:06] <chromas> Cut the battery in half. I'm pretty sure that works
[07:50:11] <chromas> lengthwise
[07:50:43] <FatPhil> it's called a "battery" for a reason. Halving the number of cells would do the job
[07:52:46] <chromas> oh, you can get one of those lantern batteries; they're 6v
[07:53:52] <chromas> for example, https://www.amazon.com
[07:53:58] <upstart> ^ 03Amazon.com: Coleman CPX 6 Rechargeable Power Cartridge,Red: Sports & Outdoors
[07:54:04] <chromas> well it doesn't have the battery but you know
[07:54:27] * chromas looks closer; sees it takes Ds
[08:04:29] <FatPhil> I'll pop into an outdoor shop and see if they have something similar
[08:05:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Man Goes Deep On Why They're All Shiny OpenCAPI People - http://sylnt.us - another-reason-for-new-hardware
[09:36:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Medical Research Discovered to Have Been Peer Reviewed by a Dog - http://sylnt.us - seems-about-average
[10:23:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++coffee++
[10:23:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:23:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3459
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[10:41:23] <exec> welcome Ethanol-fueled: San Diego, CA, USA, 17°C/62°F, 3:41 am GMT-7, Saturday, 27 May 2017
[10:41:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Live from Vegas nigegets!
[10:41:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Niggas
[10:41:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday dingus
[10:41:56] * exec mistakenly passes a trunk of dag to dingus
[10:42:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> whatcha doin in vegas?
[10:42:39] <Ethanol-fueled> We smokin dat Dagobah green
[10:43:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty, golf's fun if you had enough beer
[10:43:23] <Ethanol-fueled> My buddy threw my dixk extender out the balcony and it landed in the parking lot
[10:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone steal it before you could get it back?
[10:44:32] <Ethanol-fueled> A buddy who owed me a favor offered me an all expenses paid trip to vegas. Figured I take it.
[10:44:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> well shit yeah
[10:45:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> hookers and blow are expenses, so...
[10:45:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I dunno. We know where It is because It rolled under a car.
[10:45:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should call down and have a bellhop go get it for you
[10:45:44] <chromas> Can you reach it or do you need an extension?
[10:46:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, they do have good bellhops here.
[10:47:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> then you can say you stayed in a hotel and a bellhop gave YOU a big tip
[10:47:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Were on the third floor. Lotta good looking ladies round here.
[10:48:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Heheh. Its about time for a fucking beer.
[10:48:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time Las Vegas
[10:48:19] <exec> Saturday, 27 May 2017 @ 3:48 am GMT-7 - Las Vegas, NV, USA
[10:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, beer:48
[10:49:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i can't believe gentoo still don't have a fixed samba package pushed out yet.
[10:50:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Has the SN migration been completed?
[10:50:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean my samba server ain't internet facing and specifically blocks non-lan traffic but fucking still
[10:50:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit no man, that nonsense gonna take us prolly till next summer.
[10:51:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Oy vey. Dis iz a holocaust!
[10:52:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> keeping everything working - life interfering with timing of things = a long time to get it done
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[10:53:51] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v n1] by Aphrodite
[10:53:53] <exec> welcome n1: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 12°C/54°F, 7:53 am GMT-3, Saturday, 27 May 2017
[10:54:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should go down to the casino later and declare how the spots on the dice is racist on account of being $color
[10:55:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:55:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:55:55] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 410
[10:56:09] <Ethanol-fueled> We have an SJw with us. But she has no problem laughing at black and jew jokes
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[11:04:35] <chromas> That's a good point. The poor black dots are surrounded by toxic whiteness. And who has to do all the work? The black dots!
[11:15:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cold Tech Turns "on the Rocks" Into "in the Rocks" - http://sylnt.us - also-because-ice-cold-beer-is-an-abomination
[11:26:56] * Bytram is supposed to be at work in a couple hours, woke up way too early... debates going back to bed.
[11:27:13] <Bytram> oh, doh!
[11:27:17] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:27:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3460
[11:27:20] <Bytram> !uid
[11:27:20] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6609, owned by visiblink
[11:30:52] <Bytram>
[11:43:40] <Bytram> break time
[12:55:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 7-Year-Old Samba Flaw Lets Hackers Access Thousands of Linux PCs Remotely - http://sylnt.us - WannaCryToo
[13:45:58] <FatPhil> I view samba *as* the flaw in itself.
[14:45:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tyrannosaurus Rex Had a Biting Force Equaling Three Cars' Weight - http://sylnt.us - what's-that-in-football-fields?
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[15:15:16] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia, 13°C/56°F, 6:15 pm GMT+3, Saturday, 27 May 2017
[15:16:14] FatPhil is now known as SoyGuest71742
[16:16:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NVMe 1.3 Specification Published - http://sylnt.us
[17:45:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dubai Deploys "Robocop" - http://sylnt.us - madame,-you-have-suffered-an-emotional-shock
[18:47:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit http://www.prnewswire.com
[18:47:27] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[18:47:53] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[19:35:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - For 4,500 Years, Stone Age Humans Returned to This Mysterious Cave - http://sylnt.us - knowing-where-the-parties-are
[19:44:45] <poutine> paid press releases, you can literally put anything you w ant on prnewswire.com for $150
[19:44:52] <poutine> quality submission there TheMightyBuzzard
[20:08:10] <chromas> Radio Shack will do anything to try to get the word out it's still around for some reason
[20:08:44] <chromas> "Hey guys, remember me? Guys? Please?"
[20:44:07] <SoyGuest71742> beer++
[20:44:07] <Bender> karma - beer: 63
[20:44:55] <n1> poutine, it would be unfair if we only reprinted press releases for TSLA and INTC ...
[21:16:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Think Technology is Disrupting the Job Market Like Never Before? Think Again. - http://sylnt.us - news-disruption
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[22:08:34] <Exaeta> Web IRC seems to be broken
[22:16:10] <Exaeta> Is it ok to submit original stores to soylent news? only linking to primary sources? e.g. a commentary on a recent court opinion?
[22:16:16] <Exaeta> *stories
[22:18:21] <Xyem> Exaeta: That would be fine. Any reason you think it would not?
[22:32:10] <SoyGuest71742> DS9 S02 now fully watched - yeah, gonna continue with S03...
[22:39:12] <poutine> he said original stores
[22:39:18] <poutine> you guys provide some ecommerce ability?
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[23:05:04] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 13°C/55°F, 8:05 pm GMT-3, Saturday, 27 May 2017
[23:06:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Isaac Newton Vs. Las Vegas: How Physicists Used Science To Beat The Odds At Roulette - http://sylnt.us - you-bet-your-life