#Soylent | Logs for 2017-06-13
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[00:13:36] <cmn32480> sorry... got caught on the wrong side of a piece of cheese
[00:18:24] <n1_> the cheese held you hostage?
[00:26:06] <cmn32480> just my intestines
[00:26:35] <cmn32480> everything from the stomach all the way out
[00:27:32] <cmn32480> damn lactose intolerance
[00:39:46] <Bytram> cmn32480: ugh. Hey buddy, sorry to hear about that! Hope it clears up quickly!
[00:47:34] <cmn32480> oh.. it passes quickly... in more ways than one!
[00:52:41] <Bytram> lol
[00:53:48] * Bytram says there are times when he would willingly exchange his occasional constipation for a good clearing out
[00:57:34] <Bytram> break time
[00:58:34] * cmn32480 cleans out with a simple glass of milk...
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[01:06:33] <SoyCow5830> help
[01:06:44] <SoyCow5830> #editorial
[01:07:52] <cmn32480> wassup SoyCow5830
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[01:27:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - American Military Backs an Entirely New Kind of Processor - http://sylnt.us - red-queen
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[01:48:42] <Bytram> ~gnight everyone, time for some shut-eye
[01:48:44] * exec derisively extracts a petabyte of potato salad from everyone,
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[02:09:04] <Deucalion> ~weather
[02:09:07] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 54°F / 12°C, clear, wind W at 5 mph, humidity 82% - Monday clear (52°F:65°F / 11°C:18°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (55°F:73°F / 13°C:23°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (58°F:77°F / 14°C:25°C), Thursday mostly sunny (54°F:74°F / 12°C:23°C)
[02:17:24] <n1_> ~weather
[02:17:25] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[02:17:29] n1_ is now known as nick
[02:17:32] <nick> ~weather
[02:17:34] <exec> 10Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay - currently 49°F / 9°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 69% - Monday partly cloudy (45°F:57°F / 7°C:14°C), Tuesday sunny (47°F:60°F / 8°C:16°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (51°F:62°F / 11°C:17°C), Thursday partly cloudy (61°F:67°F / 16°C:19°C)
[02:29:22] <Deucalion> That looks most pleasant nick
[02:30:01] <nick> it feels colder than it is
[02:30:07] <nick> its really weird
[02:30:40] <cmn32480> ~weather
[02:30:42] <Deucalion> humidity?
[02:30:42] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 85°F / 29°C, clear, wind NW at 2 mph, humidity 55% - Monday clear with periodic clouds (76°F:94°F / 24°C:34°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (77°F:96°F / 25°C:36°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (68°F:87°F / 20°C:31°C), Thursday partly cloudy (69°F:79°F / 21°C:26°C)
[02:30:49] <cmn32480> ~weather atlantic city
[02:30:51] <exec> 10Atlantic City, NJ, USA - currently 74°F / 23°C, clear, wind SW at 6 mph, humidity 73% - Monday clear (70°F:85°F / 21°C:29°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (70°F:90°F / 21°C:32°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (60°F:75°F / 16°C:24°C), Thursday partly cloudy (63°F:68°F / 17°C:20°C)
[02:31:50] <Deucalion> uch - anything >25C is unpleasant to me. I guess acclimatization factors in
[02:33:08] <cmn32480> is "uch" British for "goddamnit that's fucking hot"?
[02:34:57] <Deucalion> uch == yuck == blech == blurgh - not British per se, just a generic utterance of dissatisfaction I suppose ~shrug~
[02:38:41] <cmn32480> goddamnit my brain hurts
[02:40:18] <cmn32480> planning wifi in 3 dimensions hurts
[02:49:14] <chromas> Is it 3d or a stack of 2d slices?
[02:51:09] <cmn32480> I guess a stack of 2D slices... but
[02:51:49] <cmn32480> there is bleed between the slices... and that makes it planning in 3d
[02:54:52] <chromas> Cover the ceilings with foil
[02:55:05] <cmn32480> I was thinking copper mesh
[02:55:14] <cmn32480> or just make the AP's have tin foil hats
[02:55:16] <chromas> Sounds expensive though
[02:55:50] <cmn32480> uh huh
[02:56:00] <chromas> There you go. Like ground planes but on top
[02:56:00] <cmn32480> adn hospitals have lotsa nooks and crannys
[02:56:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Masterpiece" Painting Sold for $165 Million to Help Fund Criminal Justice Reform - http://sylnt.us - liberal-arts
[03:10:10] <cmn32480> submission queue looks like a dog shit taco
[03:10:59] <nick> no need to besmirch the good name of tacos
[03:11:50] <cmn32480> dunno
[03:11:59] <cmn32480> I've had some tacos that approached dog shit status
[03:12:30] <nick> it seems to have been a weird no news few days, which is slightly concerning
[03:13:19] <cmn32480> yeah
[03:13:37] <cmn32480> a plethora last week... and now... bupkiss
[03:14:04] <nick> ive not seen anything worth submitting
[03:14:11] <cmn32480> me neither
[03:17:01] <nick> just checked the main bbc news pages, nothing.
[03:17:15] <cmn32480> https://wiki.soylentnews.org
[03:17:16] <upstart> ^ 03Storybot - SoylentNews
[03:17:19] <cmn32480> I'm scrolling that
[03:18:35] <nick> Honda teases new Fit Sport model, highlights safety tech !!!!
[03:18:36] <nick> exciting stuff
[03:20:41] <cmn32480> ~arthur 771a39
[03:20:45] <exec> 521 stories loaded
[03:20:45] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Chemicals used to combat Zika, agricultural pests impact motor skills in infants"
[03:21:03] <nick> Windy weather at America's Cup in Bermuda
[03:21:16] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[03:21:21] <exec> 520 stories loaded
[03:29:22] <cmn32480> ~arthur ca4eb4
[03:29:31] <exec> 521 stories loaded
[03:29:32] <exec> attempting to submit story: "There are more than 2 million electric vehicles on the road around the world"
[03:30:02] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[03:30:08] <exec> 520 stories loaded
[03:58:05] <nick> ~arthur d2911c
[03:58:08] <exec> 522 stories loaded
[03:58:08] <exec> attempting to submit story: "Windy weather at America's Cup in Bermuda"
[03:58:17] <nick> thats what people get for not making submissions...
[03:58:39] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[03:58:45] <exec> 521 stories loaded
[04:27:13] <Ellenor> hi
[04:28:10] <nick> hi Ellenor
[04:46:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Diabetic Kidney is Better than Waiting - http://sylnt.us - steak-and-kidney-pie
[06:17:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Largest Virtual Universe Ever Simulated - http://sylnt.us - come-to-the-dark-side
[06:37:09] <Ellenor> ~submit https://quigley.house.gov
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[07:47:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Science of Sensations - http://sylnt.us - sensibly-sensable
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[09:15:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 7 in 10 Smartphone Apps Share Your Data with Third-Party Services - http://sylnt.us - commoditizing-your-complement
[09:20:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:20:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3486
[09:46:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.rt.com So, protesting can no longer be accomplished without violently disrupting any dissenting voices?
[09:46:46] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[09:47:12] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[09:58:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com It can also cost you bruising about the head and face when you try to blame your admins.
[09:58:36] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[09:59:02] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[10:56:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bethesda 'Creation Club' for Skyrim and Fallout 4: No "Paid Mods" Here! - http://sylnt.us - getting-YOUR-game-on
[11:21:30] <SoyGuest3357> Holy jeebus. Today I discovered the program ``select-editor''. Never before have I heard of such a useless program.
[11:26:54] * boru chuckles.
[11:28:02] <boru> Relevant: http://i.imgur.com
[11:37:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> Wow, that *is* incredibly useless.
[11:37:54] * AndyTheAbsurd wishes he were 3L337 enough to claim he did all his editing use sed and awk
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[12:27:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Age of Empires: Definitive Edition adds 4K Resolution, Zoom Levels, Remastered Soundtrack - http://sylnt.us - New!-And-Improved!
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[12:47:22] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:47:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3487
[12:47:25] <Bytram> !uid
[12:47:25] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6622, owned by aunzat
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[12:47:38] * Bytram waves a belated goodbye
[12:47:45] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:48:51] <Bytram> looks like exec has gone missing. :(
[12:49:22] <Bytram> #weather presque isle, me
[12:49:23] <MrPlow> Today: A mix of clouds and sun. High 74F. Winds NW at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. High around 65F. Winds NNW at 10 to 20 mph.
[12:49:29] <Bytram> #weather portland, me
[12:49:29] <MrPlow> Today: A mix of clouds and sun. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 88F. Winds NW at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 71F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph.
[12:49:36] <Bytram> #weather boston
[12:49:37] <MrPlow> Unable to find weather for that location
[12:49:39] <Bytram> #weather boston, ma
[12:49:39] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny skies this morning. Scattered showers and thunderstorms developing during the afternoon. High 92F. Winds WNW at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 50%. Tomorrow: Abundant sunshine. High 71F. Winds ENE at 10 to 15 mph.
[12:49:45] <Bytram> #weather baltimore, md
[12:49:45] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly sunny. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High around 95F. Winds WSW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Mostly cloudy skies. Scattered thunderstorms during the morning. High 82F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 40%.
[12:49:51] <Bytram> #weather miami, fl
[12:49:51] <MrPlow> Today: Some early morning breaks in the overcast, otherwise cloudy. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 86F. Winds ESE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Mostly cloudy with a slight chance of showers and thunderstorms. High near 85F. Winds SE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 30%.
[12:50:02] <Bytram> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[12:50:02] <MrPlow> Today: A mix of clouds and sun. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 89F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 91F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph.
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[13:56:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chemicals Used to Combat Zika, Agricultural Pests Impact Motor Skills in Infants - http://sylnt.us - also-works-on-children
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[15:38:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - There Are More Than 2 Million Electric Vehicles on the Road Around the World - http://sylnt.us - wheels-on-the-bus
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[16:00:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[16:00:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[16:00:31] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 417
[16:00:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg. bumped the hotkey
[16:01:05] <chromas> Now you're forced to take a smoke break
[16:01:13] <chromas> Can't let the macro be wrong.
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[17:05:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windy Weather at America's Cup in Bermuda - http://sylnt.us - soylent-news-needs-your-story-submissions
[18:45:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Global Hotspots for Invasive Species Identified - http://sylnt.us - space-invaders
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[20:18:19] <SoyGuest3357> just had coffee, want moar coffee :/
[20:26:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla's Big China Chances on Indefinite Hold - http://sylnt.us - poor-elon
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[21:42:05] <Bytram> whereto? http://feedproxy.google.com
[21:42:29] <Bytram> hmm, no upstart...
[21:42:33] <Bytram> and no exec, either
[21:42:39] <Bytram> #submit http://feedproxy.google.com
[21:42:39] <MrPlow> Unable to find a title for that page
[21:43:00] <Bytram> #submit https://www.cnet.com
[21:43:02] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[21:43:27] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[21:49:32] <chromas> upstart: join #,##,#editorial,#Soylent,#shitlords,#safespace
[21:49:34] <chromas> herp
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[21:57:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Most Cities Don't Require Body Cameras for Uniformed Police Officers Working Security Jobs - http://sylnt.us - when-graft-happens
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[22:28:01] <mechanicjay> Holy fucking shit
[22:28:04] <mechanicjay> "I got this error message that said 'Do not try again, contact support'. So I tried it three more times and now it's really broke!"
[22:29:30] <nick> that's an error message ive never seen before
[22:31:56] <mechanicjay> apparently neither did that guy.
[22:35:34] <NCommander> mechanicjay, some people just fail to read crap
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[22:36:01] <mechanicjay> NCommander: it's truly astounding.
[22:36:41] <mechanicjay> it registered enough that he was getting an error...but the contents of the error? Fuck that, too much work, better to just try and ram my dick through this brick wall.
[22:37:37] <mechanicjay> it chaffs a bit -- I wonder why?
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[22:40:28] <rxp> #CHARYBDIS ON FREENODE (amdj)
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[22:40:28] <rxp> SOMEONE TOOK OUR WEBSITE AND WE NEED
[22:40:29] <rxp> HELP AND SUPPORT TO GET IT BACK UP!!
[22:40:29] <rxp> IF YOUR MAD LOOK AT TOPIC THAT SAYS
[22:40:30] <rxp> ITS NOT OUR SPAM *GIGGLES*
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[23:27:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AI Developed to Streamline the Recruitment Process - http://sylnt.us - manna
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[23:53:50] <Ellenor> they do need help to get their website back, actually. they aren't the spammers, and they aren't going to take help, but they do need it
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