#Soylent | Logs for 2017-07-21

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[01:26:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Body Cam Records Baltimore Cop Planting Drugs While Two Others Watch - http://sylnt.us - Alexa-don't-watch-me-do-crime
[02:01:28] <Bytram> chromas: first off...
[02:01:30] <Bytram> ~blame
[02:01:32] * exec points at Bytram
[02:01:59] <chromas> What'd you do this time?
[02:02:25] <Bytram> chromas: and then, I wonder if it is the punctuation (parens or exclamation point) or capitalization that caused sedbot to have issues
[02:02:45] <Bytram> s/ens/enthases/
[02:02:45] <upstart> <Bytram> chromas: and then, I wonder if it is the punctuation (parenthases or exclamation point) or capitalization that caused sedbot to have issues
[02:02:47] <exec> <Bytram> chromas: and then, I wonder if it is the punctuation (parenthases or exclamation point) or capitalization that caused sedbot to have issues
[02:03:11] <Bytram> s/ex.*point/!/
[02:03:11] <upstart> <Bytram> chromas: and then, I wonder if it is the punctuation (parens or !) or capitalization that caused sedbot to have issues
[02:03:14] <exec> <Bytram> chromas: and then, I wonder if it is the punctuation (parens or !) or capitalization that caused sedbot to have issues
[02:03:39] <Bytram> s/hear/that/
[02:03:39] <upstart> <Bytram> chromas: and then, I wonder if it is the punctuation (parens or exclamation point) or capitalization that caused sedbot to have issues
[02:03:45] <Bytram> =)
[02:04:06] <Bytram> chromas: and then, I wonder if it is the punctuation (parens or !) or capitalization that caused sedbot to have issues
[02:04:11] <Bytram> s/hear/that/
[02:04:11] <upstart> <Bytram> chromas: and then, I wonder if it is the punctuation (parens or !) or capitalization that caused sedbot to have issues
[02:04:37] <Bytram> hmm, I dunno.
[02:04:48] <chromas> ohh
[02:04:55] <chromas> blerg blerg
[02:05:01] <chromas> s-starting message
[02:05:08] <chromas> s/start/test/
[02:05:08] <upstart> <chromas> blerg blerg
[02:05:10] <Bytram> s/xyzzy/plugh/
[02:05:10] <upstart> <Bytram> hmm, I dunno.
[02:05:12] <exec> <chromas> s-testing message
[02:05:40] <Bytram> not replacing a string that does not exist is proper functionality
[02:05:45] <chromas> It sees the "s" and goes off searching for a sed thing (expression?) and doesn't come back
[02:06:04] <chromas> It must not add that message to the last message variable
[02:06:19] <Bytram> replacing a string in the non-most-recent entry is a bug... oh? hmmm
[02:06:23] * chromas should use a regex to detect it like ol' SedBot does
[02:06:36] <Bytram> use a regex to find a regex?
[02:06:48] <chromas> If the most recent message starts with an s then it doesn't get added
[02:06:49] <Bytram> which "s" does it see?
[02:06:58] <Bytram> something like this?
[02:07:03] <Bytram> s/does/did/
[02:07:03] <upstart> <Bytram> which "s" did it see?
[02:07:10] <Bytram> LOL!
[02:07:22] <Bytram> so, it won't see this
[02:07:27] <Bytram> simlarly, this is not seen
[02:07:34] <Bytram> somehow, I guess it won't see this, either.
[02:07:41] <Bytram> s/e/Z/g
[02:07:41] <upstart> <Bytram> LOL!
[02:07:44] <exec> <Bytram> somZhow, I guZss it won't sZZ this, ZithZr.
[02:07:49] <Bytram> ROFL!
[02:08:32] <chromas> I grew up on Microsoft software, so I'm just following my role models
[02:08:34] <Bytram> ahhh, I get it now. Neat!
[02:08:37] * chromas inserts moar bugs
[02:09:05] <Bytram> chromas: s/s /s whey/
[02:09:05] <upstart> <chromas> I grew up on Microsoft software, so I'm just following my role models
[02:09:07] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> inserts wheymoar bugs
[02:09:14] <chromas> It checks for an "s" before it spends more cycles checking for a sed expression, but if it's not one, it doesn't continue on normally I guess
[02:09:23] <Bytram> looks that way
[02:10:36] * chromas doesn't like this code
[02:10:46] <chromas> I should just sprankle regexes everywhere
[02:15:51] <chromas> aha! I'm missing an if()
[02:16:37] <chromas> message
[02:16:39] <chromas> s message
[02:16:48] <chromas> s/e/E/
[02:16:48] <upstart> <chromas> s mEssage
[02:16:51] <exec> <chromas> s mEssage
[02:17:14] <chromas> Bytram++
[02:17:14] <Bender> karma - bytram: 91
[02:17:24] <Bytram> Mare Sea!
[02:17:39] <chromas> Thanks for the debuggination
[02:17:47] <Bytram> HTH!!!!
[02:18:01] * chromas eyes the rest of the bot with suspicion
[02:19:59] <chromas> I wonder if it'd be possible to make an irc bot using only systemd units
[02:20:13] <Bytram> #smake chromas
[02:20:13] * MrPlow smakes chromas upside the head with spicy hiccups
[02:20:43] <chromas> systemd won't be complete until it has irc and email support
[02:21:06] <Bytram> NO software is complete until it has its own mail agent
[02:22:05] <chromas> gesturectl start nodding
[02:22:24] <Bytram> chromas: s/$/ off/
[02:22:24] <upstart> <chromas> gesturectl start nodding off
[02:22:27] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> gesturectl start nodding off
[02:22:28] <chromas> or maybe that's systemd-nodd
[02:25:23] <Bytram> chromas: s/ s[a-z]-/ the land of /
[02:25:23] <upstart> <chromas> or maybe that's systemd-nodd
[02:25:34] <Bytram> chromas: s/ s[a-z]*-/ the land of /
[02:25:34] <upstart> <chromas> or maybe that's the land of nodd
[02:25:37] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> or maybe that's the land of nodd
[02:26:28] * chromas needs to add capture support to upstart
[02:32:12] * Bytram wonders how complete the sed support is... are multiple replacements supported?
[02:32:40] <Bytram> chromas: s/add/ad/;s/to/to be added to/
[02:32:40] <upstart> <chromas> or maybe that's systemd-nodd
[02:32:43] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> needs to be added to ad capture support to upstart
[02:33:06] <Bytram> lol -- it did what I asked for, it seems
[02:33:11] <chromas> Maybe sedbotting should work on actions too
[02:34:34] <Bytram> s/lo/he/;s/l/y!/
[02:34:34] <upstart> <Bytram> hel -- it did what I asked for, it seems
[02:34:37] <exec> <Bytram> hey! -- it did what I asked for, it seems
[02:34:59] <Bytram> well, looks like *exec* supports multiple replacements.
[02:35:07] <Bytram> abdefgh
[02:35:20] <Bytram> s/abc/xyz/;s/efg/123/
[02:35:20] <upstart> <Bytram> abdefgh
[02:35:22] <exec> <Bytram> abd123h
[02:35:33] <Bytram> abcdefgh
[02:35:36] <Bytram> s/abc/xyz/;s/efg/123/
[02:35:36] <upstart> <Bytram> xyzdefgh
[02:35:38] <exec> <Bytram> xyzd123h
[02:39:31] <chromas> I didn't know that was a thing that could be done
[02:40:04] <chromas> oh, I thought that was two things in one expression
[02:40:24] * chromas wonders if sedbot could do that
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[02:41:42] <chromas> test lol -- it did what I asked for, it seems
[02:41:46] <chromas> s/lo/he/;s/l/y!/
[02:41:47] <upstart> <chromas> test hel -- it did what I asked for, it seems
[02:41:49] <exec> <chromas> test hey! -- it did what I asked for, it seems
[02:41:55] <Bytram> =)
[02:41:59] <chromas> guess not
[02:42:06] <chromas> #smake FoobarBazbot
[02:42:06] * MrPlow smakes FoobarBazbot upside the head with a 988
[02:42:07] <Bytram> the semicolon acts as a statement separator
[02:42:31] <Bytram> or, maybe, it is an optional statement terminator?
[02:42:35] <chromas> in normal sed expressions?
[02:42:41] <Bytram> s/is/really is/;
[02:42:41] <upstart> <Bytram> or, maybe, it really is an optional statement terminator?
[02:42:44] <exec> <Bytram> or, maybe, it really is an optional statement terminator?
[02:43:15] <Bytram> not in the regexp, between sed 'statements', of which a substitution is but one of them
[02:44:57] <chromas> s/n/N/g;s/o/O/g
[02:44:57] <upstart> <chromas> iN normal sed expressions?
[02:45:00] <exec> <chromas> iN NOrmal sed expressiONs?
[02:45:08] <chromas> s/n/N/g&&s/o/O/g
[02:45:08] <upstart> <chromas> iN normal sed expressions?
[02:45:27] <chromas> #smake sedctl
[02:45:27] * MrPlow smakes sedctl upside the head with one big pile of shit
[02:45:44] <chromas> s/./🖕/g
[02:45:44] <sedctl> <chromas> 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
[02:45:44] <upstart> <chromas> 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
[02:45:47] <exec> <chromas> 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
[02:46:01] <chromas> sedbot doesn't like anything complimicated I guess
[02:48:43] <Bytram> current fortune on one of our pages: Quod erat demonstrandum. [Thus it is proven. For those who wondered WTF QED means.]
[02:49:13] <Bytram> s/a/A/g;s/e/E/g;s/i/I/g
[02:49:13] <upstart> <Bytram> current fortune on one of our pAges: Quod erat demonstrandum. [Thus it is proven. For those who wondered WTF QED means.]
[02:49:15] <exec> <Bytram> currEnt fortunE on onE of our pAgEs: Quod ErAt dEmonstrAndum. [Thus It Is provEn. For thosE who wondErEd WTF QED mEAns.]
[03:07:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Austria Resident Max Schrems is Organizing a Privacy-Oriented Class-Action Suit Against Facebook - http://sylnt.us - 25,000-people-can't-all-be-wrong
[03:32:39] <Bytram> time to hit the hay -- be well, everyone!
[04:36:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Coding School "The Iron Yard" Announces Closure of All Campuses - http://sylnt.us - wonder-if-they-taught-rust?
[06:07:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Proton Less Massive Than Thought - http://sylnt.us - what-about-the-antiproton
[07:45:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Two Dark Web Marketplaces, AlphaBay and Hansa, Shut Down - http://sylnt.us - what's-next?
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[08:12:16] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v nick] by Aphrodite
[08:12:19] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 11°C/51°F, 5:12 am GMT-3, Friday, 21 July 2017
[09:15:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Burundi Robotics Team Goes Missing - http://sylnt.us - chaperone?
[10:28:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:28:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3548
[10:45:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cecil the Lion's Son Shot and Killed (Legally) - http://sylnt.us - if-they-had-a-larger-park...
[11:59:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:59:49] * exec theoretically pits a gallon of poop cola against Bytram
[11:59:54] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:59:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3549
[12:00:01] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[12:00:03] * exec whole-heartedly poops a used franger of source code for TheMightyBuzzard
[12:00:18] <Bytram> you won (I think)
[12:00:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, can't be worse than rehash
[12:00:43] <Bytram> lol
[12:00:49] <Bytram> how ya doin this mornin?
[12:00:58] <Bytram> #weather TheMightyBuzzard
[12:00:58] <MrPlow> Today: Sun and clouds mixed. Hot and humid. High 97F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy. Continued hot and humid. High 96F. Winds SW at 5 to 10 mph.
[12:01:17] <Bytram> better get yer fooshin in this AM or melt this PM
[12:03:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, gotta load up for a road trip again.
[12:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> shorter one this time. be back next friday
[12:06:34] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:06:40] <Bytram> happy trails!
[12:07:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonner try n get in some fishin but it ain't gonna be an every morning thing like last time
[12:07:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> this time i'll take my ssh keys fer emergencies since nobody else seems to be around admin-wise lately cept you n me.
[12:08:19] <Bytram> that sounds like a prudent idea... bugs know when people are away.
[12:08:46] <Bytram> and they hate it when I anthropomorphize them
[12:15:23] <Bytram> #submit http://spectrum.ieee.org How many of these do you know/use?
[12:15:23] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[12:15:48] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[12:21:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i can use a hand full of them. only like three of them though really.
[12:26:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cloud Saves Microsoft, Azure Revenue Doubles - http://sylnt.us - from-out-of-the-blue
[12:53:30] * TheMightyBuzzard debates fiddling with fail2ban this morning
[12:54:33] <Bytram> ~weather death valley
[12:54:35] <exec> 10Death Valley - currently 86°F, clear, wind NE at 4 mph, humidity 13% - Friday sunny (85°F:116°F), Saturday sunny (90°F:118°F), Sunday sunny (89°F:121°F), Monday mostly sunny (86°F:115°F)
[12:58:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, think i'll just get a generic firewall going today
[12:59:31] * cmn32480 passes TheMightyBuzzard some termite infested firewood
[13:01:15] <boru> FFS -- who did they ask for that survey?
[13:01:49] <boru> The 'embedded' tab is hilarious. That's what counts as 'embedded' these days, eh?
[13:20:32] <Bytram> I just saw the link in the #rss-bot channel, the *link* looked interesting, so I subbed it
[13:20:35] <Bytram> break time
[13:55:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Prison Goat Farm: Is Prison Labor Exploitation or Rehabilitation? - http://sylnt.us - say-"cheese!"
[14:20:05] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns and whips out a few more firewall rules before breakfast
[14:38:31] <cmn32480> better than you whipping out other things
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[14:44:21] <cmn32480> ^^^^ proof that chromas really is a bot....
[14:46:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar, got a happy desktop firewall.
[14:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[14:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[14:47:25] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 433
[15:26:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bug in the Game Counter-Strike Allowed Hackers to Infect Gamers' PCs - http://sylnt.us - Own-to-Pwn
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[17:06:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elon Musk Claims to Have "Verbal Approval" to Build New York to Washington, D.C. Hyperloop - http://sylnt.us - it's-tubular,-man
[17:07:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> should have been from the worth-the-paper-its-written-on dept.
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[18:15:25] <exec> welcome chromas: Walla Walla, WA, USA, 24°C/75°F, 11:15 am GMT-7, Friday, 21 July 2017
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[18:36:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Humans Arrived on Australian Continent 18,000 Years Earlier Than Thought - http://sylnt.us - how-many-generations-IS-that?
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[19:28:36] * cmn32480 beats his head repeatedly on the desk
[19:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> what'd the desk ever do to you?
[19:41:40] <cmn32480> sat me behind it and expected work to be done
[19:42:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> you showed it though, i bet
[19:43:01] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles at his can't go a week without charging even while turned off tablet
[19:45:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> vidya time i believe
[19:45:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> vidya++
[19:45:31] <Bender> karma - vidya: 9
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[20:14:20] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v nick] by Aphrodite
[20:14:22] <exec> welcome nick: Montevideo, Montevideo Department, Uruguay, 13°C/55°F, 5:14 pm GMT-3, Friday, 21 July 2017
[20:15:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In a World Without Cash, Every Payment You Make Will be Traceable - http://sylnt.us - black-market
[21:35:29] <chromas> from the mark-of-the-beast dept
[21:46:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Judge Halts Wisconsin Money Grab - http://sylnt.us - another-free-speech-victory
[23:08:46] <chromas> http://devnull-as-a-service.com
[23:08:47] <upstart> ^ 03Home - /dev/null as a Service
[23:08:47] <AbsurdBot> Title -> Home - /dev/null as a Service
[23:09:44] <chromas> AbsurdBot: http://chromas.0x.no
[23:09:44] <upstart> ^ 03Blergjoin #testprivmsg #test :teste detest
[23:09:45] <AbsurdBot> Title -> Blerg join #test privmsg #test :teste detest
[23:09:52] <chromas> smartbutt
[23:27:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nixie Pixel, Linux and FOSS Vlogger, Returns to YouTube - http://sylnt.us - it's-been-a-while