#Soylent | Logs for 2017-09-21
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[01:16:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Watch Series 3 Ships with LTE Bug - http://sylnt.us - watch-out!
[01:19:10] <SoyGuest57529> I think hell's just frozen over
[01:19:53] <SoyGuest57529> in the last 24 hours, I've upmodded jmorris, and he's upmodded me.
[01:20:30] <SoyGuest57529> apart from that, I can't sleep
[01:20:55] * Bytram rummages around for some milk and cookies... comes up empty. Sorry!
[01:24:31] <SoyGuest57529> couldn't get identical melatonin pills, got some capsule replacements that smell like shit and make me gag as I try, and repeatedly fail, to swallow them.
[01:26:45] <SoyGuest57529> got about 60 minutes before they kick in. if they kick in at all.
[01:27:32] <Bytram> Maybe load up on carbohydrates? For example, a big bowl of spaghetti. Always makes me sleepy.
[01:27:42] <Bytram> whereto? http://feedproxy.google.com
[01:27:42] <upstart> ^ 03Elon Musk has an update for us on his Mars colony plans - CNET ( https://www.cnet.com )
[01:28:29] <SoyGuest57529> getting some old-school flamebait in whilst I'm awake. you know, Raffles the Gentleman Thug type stuff.
[01:30:16] <SoyGuest57529> carbs would probably work, but i've already hit two post-meal-troughs today, shouldn't trough for a third one.
[01:30:45] <Bytram> trough truth (try saying THAT five times fast!)
[01:37:25] <SoyGuest57529> truth through thorough trough thought!
[01:41:51] <Bytram> though thought too tough, thorough truth through trough taught tautology!
[01:43:33] <SoyGuest57529> true that
[01:45:20] <Bytram> LOL!
[01:47:41] <Bytram> that all said (written) I hope you are soon able to get too sleep
[02:11:10] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.washingtonpost.com
[02:11:11] <upstart> ^ 03The world as we know it is about to end — again — if you believe this biblical doomsday claim - The Washington Post ( https://www.washingtonpost.com )
[02:11:17] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.washingtonpost.com
[02:11:17] <upstart> ^ 03The world as we know it is about to end — again — if you believe this biblical doomsday claim - The Washington Post
[02:11:23] <Bytram> thanks!
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[03:06:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google to Buy HTC Phone Business - http://sylnt.us - gloves-are-off
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[04:46:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Researcher" Says This Saturday Will be the End of the World - http://sylnt.us - "this-end-up"
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[06:36:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Says Apple Data-Mining Safeguards Don't Protect Privacy Enough - http://sylnt.us - not-scrambled-enough
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[08:15:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Instead of Protecting the Earth, EPA Agents Now Forced to Serve as Pruitt Bodyguards - http://sylnt.us - your-tax-dollars-at-work
[08:26:48] SoyGuest57529 is now known as FatPhil
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[08:27:08] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v FatPhil] by Aphrodite
[08:27:11] <exec> welcome FatPhil: Tallinn, Harju County, Estonia, 13°C/55°F, 11:27 am GMT+3, Thursday, 21 September 2017
[09:57:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Similar to robots.txt, security.txt Standard Proposed - http://sylnt.us - next-up-is-spammers.txt
[10:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:19:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3665
[10:19:45] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[10:19:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://kwtv.images.worldnow.com
[10:26:36] <chromas> But what does she really want?
[10:33:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> it worked too btw
[10:44:07] <chromas> The uh...the cackling or the electrifying?
[10:46:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> both
[10:48:19] <chromas> #smakeadd electric cackles
[10:48:19] <MrPlow> "electric cackles" added.
[10:50:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... think i'll grab one more smoke, take my pills, and fire up some vidya. roomie's fucking around and not getting the hardware ready so's i can get this embedded shit i been coding tested.
[10:52:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> back in the PM
[11:28:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apache Bug Leaks Contents of Server Memory for All to See—Patch Now - http://sylnt.us - bleeding-to-death
[12:16:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Watch Series 3 Ships with LTE Bug - http://sylnt.us - watch-out!
[12:21:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/Ships with/is a/
[13:07:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Death Becomes AR: How The Military Is Using Augmented Reality - http://sylnt.us - blurring-the-lines-of-reality
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[14:06:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Watch Series 3 Ships with LTE Bug - http://sylnt.us - watch-out!
[14:35:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Saudi Arabia to Lift Ban on Online VoIP and Video Calling Services - http://sylnt.us - a-step-forward
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[15:51:34] <SoyCow9317> TMB, please fix the shit in regex-es, I can't post "gnothi seauton" in original transcription.
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[16:16:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Puerto Rico "Destroyed" by Hurricane Maria - http://sylnt.us - good-time-to-implement-strict-building-codes
[16:34:36] <cmn32480> coffee++
[16:34:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3666
[16:34:44] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[16:34:45] * exec provocatively bitchslaps a dash of toecheese with TheMightyBuzzard
[16:35:15] <cmn32480> please fix the regexes for Fnord666 (aka SoyCow9317)
[16:54:06] <pinchy> guess no worry about cutting grass or trimming trees https://www.google.com!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipOw3NQABOrdRmJDVdV9bHcH9Hizx67wqXzu6_w0!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOw3NQABOrdRmJDVdV9bHcH9Hizx67wqXzu6_w0%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi-2.9338646-ya202.5-ro0-fo100!7i8704!8i4352
[16:54:07] <upstart> ^ 03Google Maps ( https://www.google.com )
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[17:00:20] <cmn32480> Bohemian Rhapsody jsut came on over the warehouse music system...
[17:00:35] <cmn32480> one of the pickers was near me and I made a comment about needing to drive a BLue Gremlin...
[17:00:38] <cmn32480> he didn't get it...
[17:01:04] <cmn32480> after I explained it was an SNL skit and what Wayne's World was... he proceeds to tell me he was born in 1993...
[17:01:10] <cmn32480> fuck I'm old
[17:08:39] <mechanicjay> being young is no excuse for being a philistine.
[17:10:29] <mechanicjay> When I was a teen in the 90's, I watched every fucking sitcom and variety show from the 60's and 70's I could get my hands on.
[17:56:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Electric Bus Sets Record With 1,101-Mile Trip on a Single Charge - http://sylnt.us - driving-all-day
[18:14:48] <pinchy> maximum consumption
[18:35:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Watch Series 3 Ships with LTE Bug - http://sylnt.us - watch-out!
[19:36:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Snowflake Macro Photography - http://sylnt.us - loving-special-snowflakes
[20:34:03] <chromas> Who died?
[20:34:19] * chromas forgot he was scrolled up
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[21:15:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Equifax Linked to a Fake Breach Info Site for Weeks - http://sylnt.us - faux-phishing
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[22:10:07] <Cmn32480_phone> somebody please kill me
[22:10:50] <Bytram> .kick Cmn32480_phone
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[22:10:54] <Bytram> ooops!
[22:11:01] <Bytram> that was NOT supposed to work!
[22:17:33] <chromas> .kick clorox|2
[22:17:43] <chromas> #smake atheme services
[22:17:43] * MrPlow smakes atheme services upside the head with a nine iron
[22:17:57] <chromas> .kick chromas
[22:20:16] <Bytram> chromas: s/^[[:space:]]*//
[22:20:16] <upstart> <chromas> .kick chromas
[22:20:18] <exec> <Bytram> <chromas> .kick chromas
[22:20:27] <Bytram> lol
[22:22:36] <chromas> I guess upstart isn't so smart
[22:22:42] <chromas> That's why they replaced it with systemd
[22:25:03] <Bytram> ba dum, tish
[22:26:42] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.hpcwire.com
[22:26:43] <upstart> ^ 03Google Cloud Makes Good on Promise to Add Nvidia P100 GPUs ( https://www.hpcwire.com )
[22:46:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ford Using Microsoft HoloLens to Help Design Cars - http://sylnt.us - use-it-to-design-a-holodeck
[23:06:44] <Bytram> break time
[23:10:48] <FatPhil> some IgNobels made me snigger... http://www.improbable.com
[23:10:50] <upstart> ^ 03Improbable Research