#Soylent | Logs for 2018-01-13
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[00:26:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bill Gates Looks to Immunotherapy to Help Control All Infectious Diseases - http://sylnt.us - end-of-an-epidemic
[00:28:19] <chromas> No immunotherapy's gonna fix Windows 10.
[00:45:32] <Teckla> Sulla: That's one thing I like about Google Docs: autosave. Originally, I thought I'd *hate* it. But, turns out, I love that it saves automatically as you go -- less OCD-like worrying about the last time I hit Ctrl+S or Cmd+S.
[00:45:46] <Teckla> I think many Mac applications autosave these days.
[01:10:04] <Sulla> Gah fug I built it using the wrong table as a base so its missing results
[01:10:34] <Sulla> At least carthaginian joins arent a concern anymore
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[01:56:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, if it's taking you all day to craft a select statement, you need to rethink if it wouldn't better be done in the program rather than the sql server.
[01:58:56] <Sulla> More the interuptions than the process
[02:05:08] <Bytram> #yt ksGnkKeGy4I
[02:05:08] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[02:05:09] <upstart> ^ 03Latest BE-4 engine test footage - YouTube
[02:17:24] <Sulla> Cigar++
[02:17:24] <Bender> karma - cigar: 18
[02:32:55] <Deucalion> ooo... squirrel... that is all.
[02:46:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Should Apple and Other Manufacturers Do About Gadget Addiction Among Youth? - http://sylnt.us - sent-from-my-iphone
[03:36:48] <Bytram> #g bonzo bedtime
[03:36:48] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Bedtime for Bonzo is a 1951 American comedy film directed by Fred de Cordova, starring Ronald Reagan, Diana Lynn, and Peggy as Bonzo. It revolves around the attempts of the central character, psychology professor Peter Boyd (Ronald Reagan), to teach human morals to a chimpanzee, hoping to solve the \"nature ..."
[03:36:50] <upstart> ^ 03Bedtime for Bonzo - Wikipedia
[03:37:22] <Bytram> if the chimp gets to sleep, then so can I.
[03:37:28] <Bytram> laters!
[03:37:35] <Bytram> have a great night everyone!
[03:58:26] <Sulla> If someone makes a JE about an item that is a recent submission is it less likely to get ran?
[04:05:43] <Sulla> Do you sell off bitcoin donations or hold them?
[04:14:41] <chromas> I thought they went through an exchange
[05:07:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Seattle's Minimum Wage Killed The 'Five-Dollar Footlong' - http://sylnt.us - warning-earworm-ahead
[07:26:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 200-Million-Year-Old Fossilized Butterfly and Moth Remains Found - http://sylnt.us - butterfly-effect
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[09:48:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber's Tool Ripley Let It Remotely Disable Staff Laptops - http://sylnt.us - uber-software-not-so-uber
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[11:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:45:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3860
[11:49:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, bitcoin goes through stripe who gives its spot value in USD instead.
[11:50:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> we absolutely do not want to touch actual bitcoin. it would make our accounting and taxes more difficult and we're lazy.
[12:04:50] <FatPhil> bitcoin--
[12:04:50] <Bender> karma - bitcoin: -1
[12:05:19] <FatPhil> last dead cat bounce wasn't particularly dead catty, so maybe it's still got some life in it?
[12:06:38] <FatPhil> Or as the bullshitters would say "bitcoin was still finding support at the $13000 level"
[12:07:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Switzerland Bans Lobster Boiling Without Stunning or Killing Them - http://sylnt.us - lobster-prod
[12:07:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh that was a seriously speculative bubble caused by a bunch of new players entering the market. it was always going to crash. i'm only surprised it didn't crash harder.
[12:10:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:10:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[12:10:19] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 543
[12:43:59] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:43:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 3861
[12:44:05] <Bytram> sleep++
[12:44:05] <Bender> karma - sleep: 19
[12:44:09] <Bytram> !uid
[12:44:09] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6839, owned by therainingmonkey
[12:44:22] <Bytram> Bender: s/..$//
[12:44:22] <upstart> <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6839, owned by therainingmonk
[12:44:30] <Bytram> ~weather presque
[12:44:32] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME - currently 21°F / -6°C, sleet, wind N at 21 mph, humidity 88% - Saturday snow with brief sleet (-2°F:22°F / -19°C:-6°C), Sunday mostly sunny (-16°F:8°F / -27°C:-13°C), Monday mostly sunny (-4°F:8°F / -20°C:-13°C), Tuesday mostly cloudy (7°F:15°F / -14°C:-9°C)
[12:44:38] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:44:39] <exec> 10Portland, ME - currently 49°F / 9°C, rain, wind E at 14 mph, humidity 100% - Saturday rain (6°F:50°F / -14°C:10°C), Sunday sunny (2°F:21°F / -17°C:-6°C), Monday mostly sunny (11°F:20°F / -12°C:-7°C), Tuesday snow showers (23°F:28°F / -5°C:-2°C)
[12:44:44] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:44:46] <exec> 10Boston, MA - currently 61°F / 16°C, cloudy, wind S at 22 mph, humidity 89% - Saturday scattered showers (13°F:59°F / -11°C:15°C), Sunday mostly sunny (14°F:23°F / -10°C:-5°C), Monday cloudy (19°F:21°F / -7°C:-6°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (29°F:35°F / -2°C:2°C)
[12:44:54] <Bytram> ~weather mount washington
[12:44:56] <exec> 10Mount Washington - currently 33°F / 1°C, wind and rain, wind S at 43 mph, humidity 100% - Saturday snow with brief sleet (-9°F:30°F / -23°C:-1°C), Sunday cloudy (-9°F:-5°F / -23°C:-21°C), Monday cloudy (-3°F:2°F / -19°C:-17°C), Tuesday snow showers (7°F:10°F / -14°C:-12°C)
[12:45:10] <Bytram> ~weather baltimore
[12:45:12] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD - currently 38°F / 3°C, cloudy, wind NW at 18 mph, humidity 66% - Saturday partly cloudy (17°F:38°F / -8°C:3°C), Sunday sunny (18°F:28°F / -8°C:-2°C), Monday mostly sunny (27°F:34°F / -3°C:1°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (22°F:37°F / -6°C:3°C)
[12:45:15] <Bytram> ~weather atlanta
[12:45:17] <exec> 10Atlanta, GA - currently 29°F / -2°C, cloudy, wind NW at 18 mph, humidity 75% - Saturday partly cloudy (21°F:38°F / -6°C:3°C), Sunday mostly sunny (25°F:39°F / -4°C:4°C), Monday sunny (28°F:46°F / -2°C:8°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (15°F:46°F / -9°C:8°C)
[12:45:31] <Bytram> ~weather jacksonville
[12:45:33] <exec> 10Jacksonville, FL - currently 50°F / 10°C, cloudy, wind NW at 12 mph, humidity 80% - Saturday partly cloudy (35°F:52°F / 2°C:11°C), Sunday sunny (35°F:51°F / 2°C:11°C), Monday sunny (38°F:54°F / 3°C:12°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (39°F:60°F / 4°C:16°C)
[12:45:38] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[12:45:40] <exec> 10Miami, FL - currently 67°F / 19°C, cloudy, wind NW at 6 mph, humidity 85% - Saturday partly cloudy (51°F:76°F / 11°C:24°C), Sunday mostly sunny (54°F:69°F / 12°C:21°C), Monday mostly cloudy (63°F:72°F / 17°C:22°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (60°F:73°F / 16°C:23°C)
[12:45:47] <Bytram> ~weather houston
[12:45:48] <exec> 10Houston, TX - currently 33°F / 1°C, clear, wind N at 9 mph, humidity 58% - Saturday sunny (35°F:52°F / 2°C:11°C), Sunday sunny (40°F:57°F / 4°C:14°C), Monday mostly cloudy (44°F:65°F / 7°C:18°C), Tuesday scattered showers (26°F:49°F / -3°C:9°C)
[12:46:18] <Bytram> ~weather san diego
[12:46:20] <exec> 10San Diego, CA - currently 57°F / 14°C, clear, wind N at 1 mph, humidity 74% - Saturday partly cloudy (54°F:76°F / 12°C:24°C), Sunday partly cloudy (52°F:73°F / 11°C:23°C), Monday partly cloudy (54°F:69°F / 12°C:21°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (54°F:67°F / 12°C:19°C)
[12:46:25] <Bytram> ~weather san francisco
[12:46:27] <exec> 10San Francisco, CA - currently 48°F / 9°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind N at 3 mph, humidity 85% - Saturday mostly sunny (47°F:60°F / 8°C:16°C), Sunday partly cloudy (52°F:61°F / 11°C:16°C), Monday showers (53°F:57°F / 12°C:14°C), Tuesday scattered showers (49°F:56°F / 9°C:13°C)
[12:46:33] <Bytram> ~weather portland, or
[12:46:34] <exec> 10Portland, OR - currently 49°F / 9°C, cloudy, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 85% - Saturday partly cloudy (41°F:56°F / 5°C:13°C), Sunday partly cloudy (42°F:52°F / 6°C:11°C), Monday scattered showers (44°F:48°F / 7°C:9°C), Tuesday rain (40°F:50°F / 4°C:10°C)
[12:46:41] <Bytram> ~weather minneapolis
[12:46:42] <exec> 10Minneapolis, MN - currently -10°F / -23°C, clear, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 72% - Saturday sunny (-6°F:5°F / -21°C:-15°C), Sunday snow (-6°F:16°F / -21°C:-9°C), Monday cloudy (-12°F:-3°F / -24°C:-19°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (-9°F:0°F / -23°C:-18°C)
[12:50:35] <Bytram> afk
[13:01:22] <Bytram> very strange weather... here it is mid-January and atm it is 61°F in Boston, MA and only 33°F in Houston, TX
[13:12:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit http://www.newsweek.com
[13:12:11] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[13:12:36] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[13:12:37] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[13:50:00] <Bytram> time for me to head to work... have a great day everyone!
[14:27:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Will Taps Run Dry? - http://sylnt.us - so-thirsty
[14:49:21] <chromas> #smake servers
[14:49:21] <chromas> Oh maybe it's me who's slow
[14:49:21] * MrPlow smakes servers upside the head with bunged up data
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[16:48:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fears of Nuclear War Lead to Increased Sales of Potassium Iodide - http://sylnt.us - kneejerk-reaction
[19:07:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - With ‘Downsized’ DNA, Flowering Plants Took Over The World - http://sylnt.us - size-does-matter
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[19:48:07] <exec> welcome idetuxs: Buenos Aires, Argentina, 24°C/76°F, 4:48 pm GMT-3, Saturday, 13 January 2018
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[21:27:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ecuador Grants Citizenship to Julian Assange - http://sylnt.us - welcome-to-Ecuador
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[22:23:26] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[22:23:26] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[22:58:42] * Bytram yawns
[22:58:42] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Bytram's gaping mouth
[23:26:53] <chromas> Poor Hawaiians
[23:27:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> what they bitching about now?
[23:27:15] <chromas> http://www.businessinsider.com
[23:27:16] <upstart> ^ 03False ballistic missle warning interrupted Hawaiian TV - Business Insider
[23:27:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> serves em right for watching soccer
[23:29:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> soccer is gayer than having buttseks with another guy
[23:30:54] <chromas> https://www.upi.com
[23:30:55] <upstart> ^ 03Protesters trash South African H&M stores over monkey hoodie - UPI.com
[23:31:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. kids mom was like "get over it".
[23:33:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> elton john doing milo up the ass in a bubble bath with an enya cd on while hugh grant sits on the crapper and masturbates is less gay than soccer.
[23:37:35] <chromas> Yeah, anything you can call football's probably gay unless it's a porn
[23:45:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Engineers Grow Functioning Human Muscle from Skin Cells - http://sylnt.us - science-is-cool