#soylent | Logs for 2018-05-08
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[00:04:37] <upstart> systemd++
[00:04:37] <Bender> karma - systemd: -27
[00:07:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTubers Are Mad Again After YouTube Deletes Videos With Paid Promos for Academic Cheating - http://sylnt.us - educational-prank
[00:07:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab upstart
[00:07:47] <Bender> Added quote 868
[00:08:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> for great irony
[00:08:22] * upstart is touched
[00:08:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, vodka and hawaiian punch ain't bad but it ain't as delicious as you'd think it should be either.
[00:10:22] * chromas puts pineapple juice into TheMightyBuzzard's punch
[00:10:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> that sounds nutritious. would mountain dew work instead you think?
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[00:13:24] <chromas> Time to get science-y and experiment
[00:14:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> unfortunately that's not an option. the first one had three shots or so of vodka in it.
[00:16:37] <chromas> Ballmer Peak
[00:17:28] <chromas> I have a Microsoft mouse that makes a tone when the LED's on, so I can hear it blinking when it's not in use
[00:17:30] <chromas> microsoft--
[00:17:30] <Bender> karma - microsoft: -23
[00:18:06] <chromas> But unlike the Logitech, the batteries last for many moons on a single charge
[00:18:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> and they work well with linux
[00:18:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> logitech has always been a pain in my ass
[00:19:02] * Bytram has a Logitech m510 that lasts about a year on two AA batteries
[00:19:06] <chromas> It'd be nice if the extra buttons worked like buttons instead of emulating a keyboard
[00:19:50] <Bytram> has 4 buttons, and a scroll wheel that also leans left/right for horizontal scrolling
[00:19:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> they do in linux. you just gotta tell em what you want em to do.
[00:20:03] <chromas> I think every Logitech mouse or trackball I've had eventually had the main button crap out and start multi-clicking whenever it's used
[00:20:19] * TheMightyBuzzard refuses to use a mouse without a tail
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[00:20:33] <Bytram> #yt three blind mice
[00:20:34] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:20:35] <upstart> ^ 03Three Blind Mice | Nursery Rhymes | Original Version By LittleBabyBum! - YouTube
[00:20:38] * chromas gives TheMightyBuzzard extra weight and latency
[00:20:42] <chromas> or weight and wait
[00:20:56] <Bytram> waitancy?
[00:21:01] <Bytram> weightancy?
[00:21:04] <Bytram> brb
[00:21:08] <chromas> weight-and-sea
[00:21:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> batteries are like birth control pills. they make the recipient fat and ugly.
[00:22:46] * Bytram is overtall for his weight
[00:23:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> can borrow some of mine if you like
[00:23:26] <Bytram> get in line
[00:23:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> limited time offer. i been going downhill since christmas
[00:23:53] <Bytram> many MANY others have already made the offer
[00:24:05] <Bytram> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[00:24:05] <Bender> Added quote 869
[00:24:28] * TheMightyBuzzard is having to wear a belt with his 36s to avoid being spontaneously naked
[00:27:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt if i should fall from grace with god
[00:27:29] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:27:30] <upstart> ^ 03The Pogues - If I Should Fall From Grace With God - YouTube
[00:30:01] <Bytram> #g the pogues
[00:30:02] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "The Pogues were an Irish-British Celtic punk band formed in 1982 and fronted by Shane MacGowan. The band was founded in Kings Cross, London, as Pogue ..."
[00:30:02] <upstart> ^ 03The Pogues - Wikipedia
[00:30:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> some very good tunes come out of that bunch
[00:31:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> this one's prolly their best though: https://www.youtube.com
[00:31:16] <upstart> ^ 03The Pogues Featuring Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale Of New York (Official Video) - YouTube
[00:34:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus their name is short for shitheads in gaelic so i hear
[00:37:41] <Bytram> that's some Pougessive thinking, eh?
[00:39:04] * TheMightyBuzzard appreciates a good bit of giving the finger to authority
[00:39:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> and they're both irish and punk, so double fingers.
[00:39:47] <Bytram> #yt I fought authority john
[00:39:47] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:39:48] <upstart> ^ 03John Mellencamp - Authority Song - YouTube
[00:40:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> good call. i always play that one for a test song when i monkey with my pirate radio station
[00:41:07] <Bytram> let that be a warning to ya?
[00:41:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i been doin it since i was a young kid and i come out grinnin
[00:41:53] <Bytram> wouldn't want ya to have to RUMmage around to find a good song to play
[00:42:09] <Bytram> #yt I'm picking and I'm grinning
[00:42:09] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:42:10] <upstart> ^ 03I Wanna Love You - Lyrics - AKON - YouTube
[00:42:16] <Bytram> lol
[00:42:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt rum sodomy and the lash
[00:42:23] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:42:24] <upstart> ^ 03Rum Sodomy And The Lash 2005 TV Movie - YouTube
[00:42:31] <Bytram> #yt hee haw pickin grinnin
[00:42:31] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:42:32] <upstart> ^ 03Jerry Reed, Buck Owens & Roy Clark - Pickin' and Grinnin' - YouTube
[00:42:39] <Bytram> thas bettah
[00:42:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt rum sodomy and the lash sex pistols
[00:42:40] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:42:41] <upstart> ^ 03Beerzone Ernie - YouTube
[00:42:43] <Bytram> biab... dishes
[00:42:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf yo
[00:43:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> jerry reed was a badass on the guitar
[00:45:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt mule skinner blues
[00:45:33] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:45:34] <upstart> ^ 03"Mule Skinner Blues" by The Fendermen - YouTube
[00:45:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell
[00:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt mule skinner blues jerry reed
[00:45:46] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[00:45:47] <upstart> ^ 03Jerry Reed - Mule Skinner Blues (Blue Yodel # 5) - YouTube
[00:57:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> bit o trivia, it's not his regular band "the dukes" but "the pogues" doing the backing for this song: https://www.youtube.com
[00:57:41] <upstart> ^ 03Steve Earle - Johnny Come Lately - YouTube
[01:00:40] <Bytram> should be about that time
[01:01:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> and you can't mention steve earle without point to https://www.youtube.com
[01:01:05] <upstart> ^ 03Steve Earle - Johnny Come Lately - YouTube
[01:01:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> wrong link
[01:01:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[01:01:57] <upstart> ^ 03Steve Earle - Johnny Come Lately - YouTube
[01:02:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> da hell
[01:02:09] <Bytram> helium reboot is in progress
[01:02:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> goddamn youtube and their not changing of the address bar: https://www.youtube.com
[01:02:37] <upstart> ^ 03Steve Earle - Copperhead Road - YouTube
[01:03:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's still up currently
[01:03:50] <Bytram> strange.. according to the Linode Manager: helium In Progress Running Linode 8192 50.116.25.207 Dallas, TX, USA Dashboard | Remove
[01:04:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ping6 helium is more accurate
[01:07:14] <Bytram> just took a looksee...
[01:07:16] <Bytram> martyb@boron:~/log$ rsh helium uptime
[01:07:16] <Bytram> 01:06:38 up 112 days, 22:57, 0 users, load average: 0.28, 0.21, 0.16
[01:07:55] <Bytram> Looks like it is still up.
[01:08:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> prep work i expect. i'm only around because if something goes wonky with helium i might have time to fix it before boron goes down.
[01:09:36] <Bytram> apprecite the baby sitting
[01:09:42] <Bytram> *appreciate
[01:09:51] <chromas> Whatever happened to live vm migration?
[01:10:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> after tonight i'm not going to bother babysitting any of them since magnesium is going to be already rebooted and the new load balancer
[01:10:05] <Bytram> "It's dead, Jim."
[01:10:48] <Bytram> according to ping6, helium is now no longer reachable
[01:10:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, was that in regards to helium or chromas?
[01:10:59] <Bytram> why not both?
[01:11:02] <chromas> Why not both?
[01:11:21] <Bytram> Well, it would reduce the number of ninjas
[01:11:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you'd skipped pressing shift you might have won
[01:11:40] <Bytram> Why?
[01:11:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes
[01:11:51] <chromas> Can't believe you'd just go around using the inward out in pubic
[01:12:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, shaddup or i'll give you a shell account
[01:12:47] <chromas> oh sit
[01:12:56] <Bytram> oh stand?
[01:13:10] <chromas> s/(.)/\1h/4
[01:13:15] <Bytram> System Integration/Test
[01:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth be known, every staff member is sposed to have one. staff wiki and staff rehash both use kerberos creds.
[01:14:28] <chromas> I could run bots
[01:14:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> which means we can still talk about chromas behind his back
[01:14:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[01:14:52] <upstart> ^ 03Thunderstruck by Steve'n'Seagulls (LIVE) - YouTube
[01:16:05] * TheMightyBuzzard digs the guy in overalls and no shirt's style
[01:20:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, a lot of folks like to shit on country music like they're too good for it but there are very, very few who aren't familiar with at least one country song.
[01:21:09] <fyngyrz> matter of taste [shurgs]
[01:21:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i go song by song and artist by artist, period. some folks are just good at what they do, regardless of genre.
[01:21:57] <fyngyrz> there are very few who don't dislike *some* genre of music, either
[01:22:02] <fyngyrz> including country fans
[01:22:38] <fyngyrz> me, I like music, but I tend to not like lyrics :)
[01:22:47] * TheMightyBuzzard likes everything from eminem to mac davis to muddy waters.
[01:22:54] <chromas> Lyrics are usually dorky
[01:23:04] <fyngyrz> ramen
[01:23:05] <chromas> or cheesy campy. corny, other word
[01:23:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, cept queen's
[01:23:16] <Bytram> ping6 to helium is now responding again
[01:23:17] <fyngyrz> because they WILL rock you
[01:23:21] <chromas> aren't queen lyrics just word salad?
[01:23:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt we will rock you
[01:23:27] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:23:28] <upstart> ^ 03Queen - We Will Rock You (Official Video) - YouTube
[01:23:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> that is quite possibly the most perfectly crafted rock song in history.
[01:23:58] <chromas> I don't like it
[01:24:12] <chromas> Mostly because it's overplayed at school sports things
[01:24:26] <chromas> It's the Amazing Grace of music
[01:24:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> 2:14 long and if you go to a cave in afghanistan and go stomp stomp clap, they're gonna join in.
[01:24:43] <fyngyrz> not after I shoot them
[01:24:51] <chromas> You'd be surprised
[01:25:15] <chromas> Zomslums
[01:25:29] <chromas> s/u/i/
[01:25:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, the french like we will rock you and they hate anything remotely american or english language.
[01:26:21] <fyngyrz> I will have nothing to do with the French until the women agree to shave their legs and pits.
[01:26:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> troof. and find one person in the country who can make a passable beer.
[01:26:51] <chromas> French understand that they don't have to be slaves to the male gaze. Or the male gays.
[01:27:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, so did freddy mercury
[01:27:23] * chromas notes that all gays are male
[01:28:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think kid rock is probably the most definitively american musician of my lifetime though. he takes everything that's worth a damn and makes throws it in a punchbowl with a buttload of everclear.
[01:29:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, helium's all good
[01:30:36] <chromas> All these gaseous servers and yet we mock the cloud
[01:31:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> db servers are noble, load balancers are extremely volatile solids, web frontends are volatile gasses
[01:31:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> not by design, mind you. that was blind luck
[01:32:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> they got named in the order they were brought online.
[01:33:12] <chromas> Oh yeah. I forgot there were some solids in the mix
[01:33:16] <chromas> Is there a methane?
[01:33:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> not yet
[01:33:38] <chromas> or hydrogen sulfide
[01:33:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> aluminum is next
[01:34:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> or aluminium if you gettin your limey on
[01:34:34] <chromas> Why not both?
[01:35:22] * chromas gives all of his files the same name but with different capitalizations
[01:35:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> so we can be pedantic
[01:36:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> booyah, on the nose: https://www.youtube.com
[01:36:57] <upstart> ^ 03Kid Rock - American Rock 'n Roll (Official Video) - YouTube
[01:38:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, i'm out come 9pm central. no point in me staying around for boron's reboot because that's on you, pj, nc, and whoever else has linode console access.
[01:39:49] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: and if it should go toes up? Jus thit the reboot on the linode console?
[01:40:49] <chromas> Yeah, just click on things until it either works better or worse
[01:41:01] * Bytram clicks on chromas
[01:41:07] * Bytram does not see any change
[01:41:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, we're proper fucked unless nc or pj show up. you don't know enough to fix it and it's way too long a crib sheet for me to type out.
[01:41:16] * Bytram looks for a bigger clicker
[01:41:19] <chromas> I probably need a reboot
[01:41:25] <Bytram> hth
[01:41:34] <Bytram> .boot chromas
[01:41:38] <Bytram> hrm
[01:41:45] * Bytram doesn't remember
[01:41:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> really it's just not a crib sheet situation. you need to know what you're doing.
[01:41:55] <chromas> kick chromas
[01:41:58] <chromas> .kick chromas
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[01:42:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick chromas bot abuse
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[01:42:19] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[01:42:25] * chromas cockles
[01:42:33] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: nod nod ... in that case, and since I do NOT know what I'm doing... Ima gonna head to bed. has been one incredibly busy stretch of work the past few days.
[01:42:38] <chromas> I hope irc3 supports spaces in nicks
[01:42:56] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[01:42:57] * exec ambivalently nudges a potful of floccinaucinihilipilification toward TheMightyBuzzard
[01:42:59] <Bytram> ~gnight chromas
[01:43:01] * exec implicitly embiggens a megabyte of mud pies with chromas
[01:43:04] <chromas> ~g'night Bytram
[01:43:06] * exec readily liberates a trunkload of buttered toast from Bytram
[01:43:22] <Bytram> no toast for me... sad face
[01:43:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, no insult intended. you just don't have a bone deep understanding of what needs to be done when $blah goes wrong.
[01:45:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Inside Tesla Model 3 -- Teardown Pictures and Comments - http://sylnt.us - Tesla-guts-everywhere
[01:45:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> confidence is at least 50% of admining. bloody-minded-stubbornness is another 45%.
[01:48:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> you gots to be not just willing to try but at least somewhat contemptuous of the possibility of failure and the abilities of others in comparison to your own.
[01:49:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is simply what it takes to admin.
[01:49:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:49:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:49:28] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 627
[01:50:05] <chromas> Can I make up for confidence with more stubbornness?
[01:58:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> no. you gotta be pretty sure you can do it as well as being too stubborn to admit defeat.
[01:58:35] <chromas> well dang
[01:58:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> percents can sway a bit but you gotta have plenty of both.
[02:08:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ♫ there ain't no good in an evil-hearted woman / and i ain't cut out to be no jessee james / and you don't go writing hot checks down in mississippit / and there ain't no good chain gang ♫
[02:17:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnation, how have i never heard of jamey johnson? contemporary country artist you could easily mistake for one of the old greats like merle, george, or waylon.
[02:20:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:20:09] <upstart> ^ 03Jamey Johnson - Rebel Soldier - YouTube
[02:20:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> tell me that don't sound oldschool
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[03:17:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - H-1B's Tighter Rules Illegal, Tech Outsourcers Claim in Suit - http://sylnt.us - requirement-to-meet-requirements
[03:27:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.ghacks.net Because, why not? We haven't had an all-out Vim/Emacs war in a while.
[03:27:06] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:27:31] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:27:32] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[03:29:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.hardocp.com And absolutely nobody outside Redmond was surprised.
[03:29:19] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:29:44] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[04:46:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Expands AI Efforts Into Seattle And Pittsburgh - http://sylnt.us - work-school-life-balance
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[05:00:16] <AzumaHazuki> Void Linux's project head is MIA
[05:00:43] <AzumaHazuki> Figures, just right after i'd gotten into it
[05:01:18] <AzumaHazuki> same with forums and channels. this must be lesbian thread death :v
[05:18:11] <chromas> It's probably because everyone was using it for it's lack of systemd They didn't wanna be typecast ;)
[05:20:17] <AzumaHazuki> Void's not exactly popular though. don't most people go Devuan as their go-to systemd-free distro?
[05:54:10] <chromas> Probably just the loud minority
[05:54:21] * chromas embraces the systemd
[05:54:39] <AzumaHazuki> bleh, you can have it. i don't like the political OR the design philosophy systemd represents
[05:55:31] <chromas> Maybe some distros will fork it eventually
[05:55:52] <AzumaHazuki> they sort of have, with elogind and Artix's systemd-dummy shim
[05:56:19] <AzumaHazuki> thing is, though, systemd is assimilating things like hardware detection (udev) and the motherloving bootloader (formerly gummiboot)
[05:56:44] <chromas> That's the fault of those projects' maintainers though
[05:58:06] * chromas hears in the distance, "der terk are jerbs!"
[05:58:41] <AzumaHazuki> hardly. the systemd team knows what they're doing
[05:59:34] <AzumaHazuki> no, this is a deliberate tactic. they seem to be doing it out of greed, actually (rhel support licenses, i would guess), but we all know about the law of unintended consequences
[06:17:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Neurons Use a Single Switch to Decide Whether to Make or Break New Connections - http://sylnt.us - on-or-off
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[07:48:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lunar Regolith Simulants Damage Cells - http://sylnt.us - breathing-dust-is-bad-for-you
[09:26:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Employers Relaxing Drug Testing Policies, Especially Towards Cannabis - http://sylnt.us - just-chillin
[09:48:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:48:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4099
[09:48:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, looks like everything came back up well enough.
[09:50:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i gotta swap dns entries to magnesium instead of sodium
[09:50:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> what say lets poke at bind *after* we're properly caffeinated though...
[09:59:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.helpnetsecurity.com Hat tip to the old slashcode crew who left us some very good tools for doing exactly this.
[09:59:20] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
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[09:59:46] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[10:55:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Army Researchers Are Developing a Self-Aware Squid-Like Robot You Can 3D Print in the Field - http://sylnt.us - sargent-squidward
[11:27:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, looks like TR ran off with all the multimeters. can't do much in the way of testing on my trolling motor without one.
[11:42:49] -TheMightyBuzzard:#soylent- if you lot want to not lose irc connectivity tonight, switch over to irc2.sylnt.us/6697 before 2018-05-09 6:00:00 AM UTC (1am tonight central time)
[11:45:38] -TheMightyBuzzard:#soylent- mind you, you'll need to switch AFTER lithium gets done rebooting at 2018-05-09 3:00:00 AM UTC (10pm central time)
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[11:53:00] -TheMightyBuzzard:#soylent- also, ( o Y o )
[11:53:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[11:53:17] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 73
[12:20:29] <pinchy> omg its mr suzuki!
[12:25:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> whozawha?
[12:26:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gut Check: Metabolites Shed by Intestinal Microbiota Keep Inflammation at Bay - http://sylnt.us - swollen-gut
[13:57:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Essential Malaria Parasite Genes Revealed - http://sylnt.us - mutant-malaria
[14:23:08] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Sorry, was late... didn't realize what I wrote could be taken that way... no insult taken. I *know* better than to poke at things I don't understand! I know I don't know, and given my skills at breaking things, me poking at something I do NOT know can only lead to havoc. =)
[14:24:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[14:24:15] * exec theoretically pairs an exabyte of jesus juice with Bytram
[14:25:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, if it was something i could walk you through i wouldn't worry. unknown depths of troubleshooting is generally outside that scope though.
[14:26:11] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: nod nod. ignorance can be deep. At least I am aware of Dunning-Kruger(sp?)
[14:26:20] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:26:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4100
[14:26:23] <Bytram> bingo!
[14:26:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's that?
[14:26:43] <Bytram> I know I don't know when it comes to low-level system stuff
[14:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool beans.
[14:28:01] <Bytram> I can do (some) SQL, userland commands, some regexps, etc. but messing around with installing whole systems like apache, mysql, bind, ... well, that's a far FAR deeper rabbit hole that I have barely approached the edge of
[14:29:24] <Bytram> and, given it only takes one mis-confiured thing to mess up the whole lot, well... I ain't going there without strong supervision, or a boatload of more exprience
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[15:25:22] -!- mode/#soylent [+v TheMightyBuzzard_] by Aphrodite
[15:26:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First Autonomous Car Death Reportedly Caused by Faulty Software - http://sylnt.us - false-negative
[15:30:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> naptime
[15:30:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[15:30:16] <Bender> karma - naps: 78
[16:13:57] <Bytram> break time
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[18:06:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Eight New Spectre-Class Vulnerabilities Impact Intel and Maybe Others - http://sylnt.us - doom-and-gloom
[18:11:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps, they just never last long enough.
[18:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> still, a delicious cookie between meals is a whole lot better than not having a delicious cookie between meals.
[18:26:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Buzzword Report: What is "Edge Computing"? - http://sylnt.us - Oh,-that's-what-it-means!
[18:50:27] <chromas> Not to be confused with "edging"
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[19:16:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define penis
[19:16:23] <exec> penis: unable to find definition
[19:16:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define-add penis, 8=====D
[19:16:42] <exec> definition for term "penis" set to "8=====D"
[19:16:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define the butt
[19:17:05] <exec> the butt: unable to find definition
[19:17:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define-add the butt, paulej72
[19:17:17] <exec> definition for term "the butt" set to "paulej72"
[19:43:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[19:43:30] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 84F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Considerable cloudiness. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 86F. Winds SSW at 10 to 20 mph.
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[19:43:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> no boating tomorrow then.
[19:45:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> windy as hell all week looks like. suck.
[19:46:32] <fyngyrz> goodCredit||cash(biggerBoat+Trailer);
[19:47:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Build Security Into Software Up Front: Believe It or Not, It's Cheaper and Faster - http://sylnt.us - obligatory-car-analogy
[19:50:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> bigger boat == time+money+aggravation
[19:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> on account of they break down a lot more than my current one even can.
[19:57:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> chromas: but if I become the undisputed top provider of edge computing, do I get to be the edgelord?
[19:58:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think pornhub is the undisputed top provider of all things edge
[19:59:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd really have to work to beat them off their peak
[19:59:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[19:59:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[19:59:31] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 628
[19:59:32] <chromas> Supreme edgelord
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[20:13:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, time to put the old plumbing skills to work and replace my toilet tank guts.
[20:14:20] <Bytram> !uid
[20:14:20] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 6953, owned by Clayid
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[21:19:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> plumbing accomplished. zero shit touched. today is a good day.
[21:25:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTube's Livestreaming "Pirate Radio Stations" - http://sylnt.us - money-for-nothing-and-the-chicks-are-free
[21:44:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should celebrate the return of my crapper with some hotwings for dinner.
[21:53:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, i think i'll do that. off to wing stop.
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[22:01:49] <Fluffeh> Good morning Team SoylentNews
[22:02:22] <Fluffeh> Just q quick question. If I change my email address, does it change my user ID as well? (The site says stuff about "Need to re-register" etc.
[22:46:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Look at FocusWriter Distraction Free Text Editor on GNU/Linux - http://sylnt.us - it's-just-another-editor
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