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[00:04:23] <chromas> It was actually two chicks (at the same time)
[00:04:35] <chromas> So technically, it's not gay.
[00:17:44] <chromas> https://www.zdnet.com
[00:17:45] <upstart> ^ 03Cloud computing sticker shock is now a monthly occurrence at many companies | ZDNet
[00:17:48] <chromas> If only they had blockchain
[00:21:56] <chromas> Maybe they can take cues from the phone carriers and offer Unlimited™ 5G Cloud®
[00:28:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Roadmap Includes "5nm", "4nm" and "3nm" Manufacturing Nodes - http://sylnt.us - tiny-advancements
[01:01:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, if only who had blockchain? the mormons?
[01:06:36] <chromas> Well I was referring to the link I pasted but they could probably use it too
[01:06:42] <chromas> Blockchain4all
[01:07:03] <chromas> Astronaut Alan Bean died. Poor Mr Bean.
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[01:08:00] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard wants to work on his bot today.
[01:08:14] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[01:08:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's wrong with him now?
[01:09:05] <Sulla> Musk better hurry up and get someon on the moon or mars before last moonwalker dies
[01:09:06] <chromas> It's the title thing. Gizmodo puts SVGs with their own <title> tag in the source before the page's own <title> tag
[01:09:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[01:09:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> well you know what we always say...
[01:09:56] <chromas> Probably could put the title tag check after the others (og:title and such)
[01:10:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck gizmodo
[01:10:33] <chromas> Well that's mighty Nazi of you
[01:10:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrplow don't download images anyway. no idea how that would foul things up
[01:10:47] <chromas> The svgs are embedded
[01:10:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, cocksuckers then
[01:11:06] <chromas> The actual image source is right in the page source because social justice I guess
[01:11:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i stand by my fuck gizmodo in that case
[01:11:11] <chromas> #Equality
[01:11:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly. we don't want them being incels and shooting up the place.
[01:12:10] <chromas> Oh whoops, you're right
[01:12:19] <chromas> incel's the new buzzword over Nazi
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[01:12:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, we could get rid of the entire sjw movement if we just got hookers for all the incel beta pussies. then they wouldn't feel the need to chase after any female that'd let them hang around.
[01:13:41] <chromas> Or just fix 'em up Old Yeller style.
[01:14:01] <chromas> The incels, I mean.
[01:14:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> well they would be less pussified if they had rabies, yeah
[01:14:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> it might even balance out and make them tolerable human beings
[01:14:31] <upstart> I can't believe the toxic hatred in this channel
[01:15:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> hatred takes effort, this is off the cuff scorn
[01:15:12] <chromas> You know what we could call the effort to get incels laid?
[01:15:19] <chromas> #FuckBeta
[01:15:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++
[01:15:28] <Bender> karma - chromas: 209
[01:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should do a journal to that effect
[01:16:29] <chromas> I've never made a journal before. I'll just post it as a story with FastForward checked ;)
[01:18:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that would be the professional thing to do. huffpo and breitbart would both approve.
[01:20:01] <chromas> Weren't those both started by the same guy?
[01:20:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> did you just assume xis gender?!
[01:22:00] <chromas> Y'know, I'd never heard of Breitbart until GamerGate, therefore I believe GameJournoPros are Nazis who invented the alt-right
[01:22:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> you really needa watch cobra kai. old johnny is fucking awesome. and it's campy but subtle-campy, where subtle means less blatant than the brick to the head hollywood usually uses.
[01:26:55] <chromas> is it a nutflex thing?
[01:28:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> youtube original
[01:28:23] * TheMightyBuzzard hoists the jolly roger
[01:28:35] <Sulla> Man why all the incel hate
[01:29:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> because they take all their frustrations out on those of us who are getting some regularly
[01:29:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck them
[01:29:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:29:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[01:29:24] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 631
[01:29:33] <Sulla> #notallincels
[01:29:41] * chromas isn't getting some, but understands it's 'cause he's a fpos
[01:30:21] <chromas> Until people started talking about /r/incels getting shutdown, I thought incel was one of those personality traits
[01:30:24] <Sulla> Fpos = fucking peice of shit?
[01:30:28] * chromas nods
[01:30:59] <Sulla> After that iirc =/ in irc fiasco trying t get better at acronyms
[01:31:24] <Sulla> What I am not getting are whether /r9k/ are incels
[01:31:25] <chromas> I thought it was like intj and suchlike
[01:31:28] <chromas> is intj a personality type or a data type?
[01:31:34] <Sulla> Dunno
[01:31:46] <chromas> Not sure I never figured out what that board was supposed to be
[01:31:59] <Bytram> #g INTJ meyers briggs
[01:31:59] <MrPlow> https://www.16personalities.com - "It's lonely at the top, and being one of the rarest and most strategically capable personality types, INTJs know this all too well. INTJs form just two percent of the ..."
[01:32:01] <upstart> ^ 03INTJ Personality (“The Architect”) | 16Personalities
[01:32:02] <Sulla> Robot 9000 was based on the xkcd
[01:32:14] <Sulla> And supposed to be a board with only original posts
[01:32:19] <chromas> So intj is at the top, incel is at the bottom
[01:32:22] <Sulla> Turned into the board for forever alone virgins
[01:32:35] <chromas> Sounds like incel
[01:32:46] <chromas> Maybe that's where they came from
[01:33:01] <Sulla> If r9k is incels then its a fake movement.
[01:33:45] <chromas> Like the alt-right and anonymous?
[01:34:04] <Sulla> Anon isnt a movement is way of life
[01:34:24] * chromas activates internet hate machine
[01:34:44] <Sulla> R9ks stance on women is that modern women are whores and they would rather be voluntarily celebate than settle for a nonvirgin.
[01:35:31] <Sulla> And hatred of the women who had fun in their youth, turned down people on the board, then when old and not super attractive want to settle with person they turned down
[01:35:53] <chromas> that sounds like the x-treme end of mgtow
[01:35:56] <Sulla> They are so beta many wont leave house and studder/avert eyes if they are around women
[01:36:38] <Sulla> Elliot rodgers would be an incel
[01:36:39] <chromas> Damn overlapping labels. Why can't everyone fit neatly into boxes?
[01:36:52] <Sulla> Kek
[01:37:12] <Sulla> Problem is women cant hate mgtows too much as many attractive men are in that group
[01:37:17] <chromas> Is it weird that our so-called left is anti-label but wants to label everyone?
[01:37:31] <Sulla> So they need to break that group into the attractive men and the non-attractive ones
[01:37:43] <Sulla> Marxists gonna marxist
[01:38:01] <Sulla> Its a shame really because although I disagree with them I feel the left has a role to play
[01:38:06] <Sulla> But instead they just be insane
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[01:38:59] <chromas> If we could just take all the extremists and ship them off to the outback
[01:39:11] <chromas> Maybe that's how Mad Max came to be
[01:40:53] <Sulla> Women finally get the sexual freedom men have
[01:41:00] <Sulla> So we get to deal with growing pains
[01:41:48] <Sulla> Saw my sister go through it and now is 26 and cant find a man because the ones that wanted marraige and kids area already there
[01:42:08] <chromas> Yeah but now they're discovering that getting off the birth control feminists fought for makes them happier and less depressed and it's men fault they're on it
[01:42:32] <Sulla> Could just not have sex
[01:42:52] <chromas> fukken alt-right republican nazi
[01:43:23] <Sulla> My wife and I didnt until we got married because we werent ready for kids
[01:43:33] <Sulla> Neither of us is religious either
[01:43:33] * chromas distributes adyi to all the womyn-identifying channel occupiers
[01:43:50] <Sulla> Adyi?
[01:45:15] <chromas> It's a "viagra for women" that doesn't really work but it keeps getting pushed by a few drug companies in the name of feminism
[01:45:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> the left does have a role to play but at our current position it is a very minor one compared to historical times. when you mostly have liberty and equality, there's fuck all for the left to do.
[01:45:43] <Sulla> Ah
[01:46:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> so they've been grasping at ever more ridiculous straws and losing their damned minds.
[01:46:55] <Sulla> One of the research papers I loved that I first saw on r9k showed % chance of marraige success by number of sexual partners for the female.
[01:47:46] <Sulla> 0/1 partner being same person as marriage is 95% success. Two partners drops to 80, three 70, etc
[01:47:54] <chromas> Marriage is a construct of the Patriarchy to subjugate wymyn as property
[01:48:06] <Sulla> So pretty huge chance of failure to rislk half your wealth
[01:49:06] <Sulla> Property is a construct of the patriarchy
[01:49:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> marriage was a way to keep the thing making your offspring from getting killed to death
[01:50:10] <Sulla> Wow sexist stronk empowered women need no man
[01:50:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, wtf good were women besides entertainment back when you had to chase down a mammoth for dinner? taking care of the kids and making sure the fire didn't go out was about all they did worthwhile.
[01:50:32] <Sulla> 26/27 last school shooters had no father figure
[01:50:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> course not. women raising boys alone fucks them completely up.
[01:51:09] <Sulla> Honestly maintaining the fire probably more important than any one man not returning from hunt
[01:51:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> women don't know how to be men so how the fuck they sposed to teach anyone how to be one?
[01:52:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> Sulla, worthwhile, granted, but less valuable since anyone could do it while not everyone could kill a mammoth.
[01:53:03] <chromas> How many of the shooters were incels?
[01:53:05] <chromas> Or bullies?
[01:53:11] <Sulla> All of them
[01:53:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why we need cobra kai back. teach them not to be pussies.
[01:53:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweep the fucking leg
[01:54:08] <Sulla> Brower county sherrifs son apparently got busted for kicking a kid tons of times while anoter held the kid down, the investigator in the case was the cop who did nothing when the shooting happened
[01:54:38] <chromas> Black African American boys of color are more likely to be raised by single moms; why aren't they shooting up the schools? Is it because their classmates are all in the same boat? Is that racist?
[01:55:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, because they're out of ammo from shooting up the neighborhood.
[01:55:07] <Sulla> This
[01:55:11] * chromas rofls a copter
[01:55:32] <chromas> Cops kids are often bad seeds though right? Like preachers' kids?
[01:55:44] <Sulla> Majority of handgun deaths a year are inner city kids raised by single moms
[01:55:49] <Sulla> Yeah
[01:55:53] <Sulla> Power corrupts
[01:56:20] <Sulla> Police chief here in towns kid got caughtt breaking into a house
[01:56:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i shit you not, if i was a black guy, i'd move to minnesota to get away from other black guys. they're the thing you're most likely to die of as a young to middle-aged black man.
[01:56:52] <Sulla> The homeowners wanted to drop the case but the chief went forward with it anyways and put his kid in jail for a couple years
[01:57:04] <Sulla> Thats what many do
[01:57:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> more need to. stop clustering and integrate into the culture.
[01:57:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> integrate and you ain't black, you're just poor.
[01:58:03] <chromas> But if they integrates, then they lose their own culture and we lose diversity
[01:58:28] <Sulla> The problem is that hiphop culture
[01:58:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> diversity ain't about culture though, it's about skin color and what you got tween your legs. the sjws say so.
[01:58:53] <chromas> (((hip hop)))
[01:58:57] <chromas> Did I do it right?
[01:59:00] <Sulla> Yes
[01:59:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> otherwise liking hip-hop and calling chicks hos would get you a job at google.
[01:59:13] <chromas> In (((Stereo))) where available
[01:59:39] <chromas> "Only 90s kids will understand this reference"
[01:59:53] <Sulla> Or sirus xm
[02:00:09] <chromas> Those bastards
[02:00:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're wasting perfectly good ()s
[02:00:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> when they could be used for ( o Y o )
[02:00:34] <chromas> Is lisp antisemetic?
[02:00:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, jews are more privileged than gay guys
[02:01:12] <chromas> But the holocaust!
[02:01:21] <Sulla> I dont see how lisp isnt antisemetivc
[02:01:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> holophobe
[02:01:33] <chromas> 'cause it's full of parentheses
[02:01:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't see how they didn't call it lithp
[02:01:52] <Sulla> Probably designed that way
[02:01:56] <chromas> Because they're ablist
[02:02:03] <Sulla> Everything is a consipracy
[02:02:22] <chromas> It's pretty disgusting to name a condition with letters the sufferers of which can't pronounce
[02:02:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> true. even my smoke breaks. me and TR conspire to take them together so we got someone to bullshit with while sitting out in the heat or cold.
[02:03:05] <chromas> Those are privilege breaks
[02:03:27] <Sulla> Chicks love puppies
[02:03:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> guys love boobies
[02:04:10] <chromas> "Lung Cancer Rates Are Higher in Women" Everything's coming up sexist
[02:04:35] <Sulla> Kek. Well, if "smokers" includes cigar smoking
[02:04:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> of course they are. men die before they get a chance to get cancer. it's blatant sexist oppression of men.
[02:04:41] <Sulla> Then mens numbers will be skewed
[02:05:32] <chromas> It's because of media influence. Most men with lung cancer died off trying to make meth like that tv show.
[02:05:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i say we enforce marriage vows. when grandpa kicks it, put two in grandma's head at the funeral.
[02:06:09] <Sulla> Im no donald trump, I dont see myself fuckin much longer than 60 or 65 so might as well be dead
[02:06:41] <chromas> When you can't fuck no mo' then you can go full time oppressing minorities
[02:06:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's the plan, yep
[02:07:04] <chromas> You can be the "old white men" in congress
[02:07:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm gonna oppress chicks named with fucked up spellings by their dumbfuck mothers
[02:07:53] <Sulla> I love oregon for the names people use here
[02:07:53] <chromas> LaQuanda
[02:07:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you're gonna pick a minority, pick a good one.
[02:08:02] <Sulla> La-a
[02:08:09] <chromas> Abcde
[02:08:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> keli with an I
[02:08:42] <Sulla> Riverside-sunbeem
[02:08:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> any of that "i want to be different" nonsense
[02:08:57] <chromas> Lennart
[02:09:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, he's a beta. we'll just send them to camps.
[02:09:33] <Sulla> I shouldnt judg too harsh cause I named two of my kids roman names
[02:09:50] * chromas is gonna name his firstborn Pulse O'Deio
[02:09:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> roman's fine, as long as you spelled that shit correctly.
[02:10:08] <Sulla> If was a girl it would have been Livia, boy was Casius
[02:10:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got a cousin with the middle name Tyberius on account of it was james t kirk's middle name.
[02:10:51] <Sulla> I wanted Drusus but was only name wife disliked
[02:11:12] <chromas> You could get a cat or something
[02:11:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> also have a nephew named after finn and jake off adventure time. my lil brother was crafty and slipped it past his wife.
[02:11:23] <Sulla> I didnt use tiberius because new movies such a shit
[02:12:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck the new movies. just pretend they were never made like i am.
[02:12:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure what finn's actual name is. some enlongation of finn with jacob as a middle name
[02:12:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just call him finn the human
[02:13:07] <Sulla> When I lived in alaska and we drove 60 miles to see the inlaws they always put one of the new ones on to piss me of
[02:13:19] <Sulla> So we left state
[02:13:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't blame you
[02:14:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's the kind of thing would make me want to take a shit in a zip lock bag and mail it to them.
[02:14:24] <chromas> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[02:14:24] <Bender> Added quote 872
[02:14:40] <Sulla> Only decent acting job in whole movie was the guy who played mccoy
[02:14:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[02:15:04] <Sulla> Because he wanted to play mccoy and not be his own man
[02:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nimoy wasn't bad but he didn't have much to work with
[02:15:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, he went and hung with the real bones so he could get his shit right
[02:15:51] <chromas> The TNG movies tried to be action movies; Maybe JJ should remake those'ns
[02:16:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, diaf
[02:16:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> even the tng movies was better than JJ trek
[02:16:16] <chromas> The TNG movies were gay. Change my mind.
[02:16:35] <Sulla> Thats what happens when you choose a bad captain
[02:16:59] <Sulla> Nemoy did himself well yes
[02:17:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> tng was gay period, cept worf. gay's > stupid though.
[02:17:05] <chromas> What's wrong with shaking the camera around and compositing digital lens flare and all the other things that used to be fireable offenses in the movie industry?
[02:17:20] <Sulla> Progress
[02:17:31] <Sulla> Wasnt cloverfield great?
[02:17:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke then sleep time
[02:17:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[02:17:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
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[02:19:09] <chromas> They should have George Lucas direct a Star Trek movie
[02:20:05] <Sulla> As far as I am concerned they already did
[02:20:28] <Sulla> All the new movies were was an audition to do star wars
[02:23:31] <chromas> The SW prequels were done like Star Trek though, with people mostly standing around talking calmly, no matter how dire the situation.
[02:26:23] <Sulla> Science fiction vs science fantasy
[02:27:07] <chromas> Just like gender, it's a spectrum
[02:30:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> english is a social construct and they're oppressing me by telling me how i can use it
[02:31:02] * TheMightyBuzzard drops that on his way by to bed
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[02:59:41] <chromas> Ted Dabney of Atari also died. I guess it's the Next Big Thing
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