#Soylent | Logs for 2018-08-30

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[01:06:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. STD Cases Increase for Fourth Year in a Row - http://sylnt.us - personal-Vietnam
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[01:43:08] <Bytram> #g space kardon line
[01:43:08] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "The Kármán line, or Karman line, lies at an altitude of 100 km (62 mi; 330,000 ft) above Earth's ... Below this line space belongs to each country. Above this level ..."
[01:43:09] <upstart> ^ 03Kármán line - Wikipedia
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[02:47:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'We Were Guinea Pigs': Soldiers Explain What Nuclear Bomb Blasts Feel Like - http://sylnt.us - hotter-than-your-first-girlfriend
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[04:27:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The World’s Oldest Blockchain has Been Hiding in the New York Times Since 1995 - http://sylnt.us - I'm-holding-that-hash-for-a-friend
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[06:06:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Missouri Regulates Use of the Word "Meat" by Food Producers - http://sylnt.us - how-can-you-get-any-pudding-if-you-don't...-what?
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[06:39:51] <FatPhil> holy fucking jesus. I thought Tallinn was noisy with my window open, but Helsinki is a fucking helipad and construction zone in comparison.
[06:40:30] * FatPhil needs sleep
[07:26:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OCR Software Dev Exposes 200,000 Customer Documents - http://sylnt.us - can-you-read-me-now?
[09:16:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Napoleon's Defeat at Waterloo Caused in Part by Indonesian Volcanic Eruption - http://sylnt.us - The-Kármán-Line
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[10:19:18] <martymcfly> Tell me, doctor, where are we going this time - Is this the 50's, or 1999
[10:20:43] <martymcfly> 88milesperhour++
[10:20:43] <Bender> karma - 88milesperhour: 1
[10:23:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:23:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4256
[10:23:38] * martymcfly kicks seed dish towards TheMightyBuzzard
[10:24:05] * martymcfly flaps wings
[10:24:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's morning and thas not coffee or a cigarette
[10:25:00] * martymcfly roasts some seeds
[10:25:27] <martymcfly> there we go, how about some JBM
[10:26:26] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes his brain with a stick
[10:26:54] <martymcfly> I like eating monkey brains
[10:29:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://scontent-mia3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[10:29:38] <martymcfly> o_O
[10:38:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:38:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[10:38:19] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 646
[10:49:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, can't decide if i wanna go fishing or get some work done this morning
[10:51:05] <martymcfly> fishing was great in 1955
[10:53:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing's always great
[10:54:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> eventually work piles up though if you go fishing all the time
[10:55:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> like my cast net needs a few hours of repairing before i can catch any bait with it again
[10:55:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Millions of Texas Voter Records Exposed Online - http://sylnt.us - one-stop-voter-shopping
[11:05:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> #submit https://www.hardocp.com
[11:05:14] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[11:05:40] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[11:05:42] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[11:26:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:26:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[11:26:30] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 647
[12:26:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Endless West Wants to Make Artificial Whiskey — But Who Will Drink It? - http://sylnt.us - there's-always-someone
[12:55:05] <martymcfly> https://www.exploit-db.com
[12:55:06] <upstart> ^ 03Exploit
[12:55:20] <martymcfly> Libpango 1.40.8 - Denial of Service (PoC)
[12:56:09] <martymcfly> re: hexchat - time to update!
[12:56:46] <martymcfly> https://hexchat.github.io
[12:56:47] <upstart> ^ 032.14.2 released – HexChat
[13:06:24] <martymcfly> https://hexchat.readthedocs.io
[13:06:25] <upstart> ^ 03HexChat ChangeLog — HexChat 2.12.0 documentation
[13:12:04] <martymcfly> 88milesperhour++
[13:12:04] <Bender> karma - 88milesperhour: 2
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[13:56:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lyft Will Offer Discounted Rides to Voters During Midterm Elections - http://sylnt.us - need-a-lyft?
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[14:17:17] <exec> welcome Runaway1956: Dallas, TX, 27°C/80°F, 9:17 am CDT, Thursday, 30 August 2018
[14:17:44] <Runaway1956> Hey, exec, is it today yet?
[14:18:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~time x
[14:18:02] <exec> Thursday, 30 August 2018 @ 2:18 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[14:18:13] <Runaway1956> heh
[14:18:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> if today is Thursday, then yes it's today already.
[14:19:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~time Guam
[14:19:04] <exec> Friday, 31 August 2018 @ 12:19 am GMT+10 - Guam
[14:19:24] <Runaway1956> ~weather dallas
[14:19:26] <exec> 10Dallas, TX - currently 81°F / 27°C, partly cloudy, wind S at 8 mph, humidity 70% - Thursday partly cloudy (78°F:97°F / 26°C:36°C), Friday mostly sunny (78°F:98°F / 26°C:37°C), Saturday mostly sunny (78°F:98°F / 26°C:37°C), Sunday mostly sunny (77°F:95°F / 25°C:35°C)
[14:19:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> However, if today is Friday, it's only today in Guam so far.
[14:19:48] <Runaway1956> ~weather guam
[14:19:50] <exec> 10Hagåtña, Guam - currently 84°F / 29°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 13 mph, humidity 89% - Thursday isolated thunderstorms (80°F:88°F / 27°C:31°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (79°F:87°F / 26°C:31°C), Saturday thunderstorm (79°F:86°F / 26°C:30°C), Sunday thunderstorm (78°F:85°F / 26°C:29°C)
[14:20:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> I think I'd prefer this:
[14:20:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Dededo, Guam
[14:20:10] <exec> 10Dededo, Guam - currently 82°F / 28°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 11 mph, humidity 89% - Thursday thunderstorm (79°F:86°F / 26°C:30°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:86°F / 26°C:30°C), Saturday thunderstorm (78°F:85°F / 26°C:29°C), Sunday thunderstorm (77°F:84°F / 25°C:29°C)
[14:20:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> 2 degrees cooler to boot!
[14:20:54] <Runaway1956> I don't like summer heat - I didn't grow up in a hot place.
[14:21:25] <Runaway1956> ~weather Pittsburgh
[14:21:27] <exec> 10Pittsburgh, PA - currently 73°F / 23°C, cloudy, wind N at 4 mph, humidity 87% - Thursday cloudy (65°F:81°F / 18°C:27°C), Friday mostly cloudy (67°F:84°F / 19°C:29°C), Saturday partly cloudy (69°F:86°F / 21°C:30°C), Sunday partly cloudy (69°F:86°F / 21°C:30°C)
[14:22:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> When I was working for a payment card transaction processing company, GameStop was one of our clients, and they had three locations on Guam. Gave our back-end fits because it would get dates it thought were in the "future" because they're so far ahead of the mainland US.
[14:22:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> We ended up "fixing" it by not releasing their transactions to settlement for long enough to guarantee that the date on them was either the current date or in the past.
[14:25:13] <Runaway1956> That's one way to fix a problem. Programmers didn't allow for real life, you gotta adjust somehow.
[14:29:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> Oh, they *thought* they had accounted for real life.
[14:29:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> "Real life" for them only existed in mainland US.
[14:30:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> You wouldn't believe the push back I got when we were updating the available time zones and I made them just do every integer-hour-offset instead of just adding the one that they'd been specifically asked for (which, IIRC, was Atlantic time).
[14:34:55] <Runaway1956> EF acting out again: https://www.bbc.co.uk
[14:34:58] <upstart> ^ 03New York renamed 'Jewtropolis' in map hack
[14:37:39] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: Fascinating! Thanks for that!
[14:38:05] <Bytram> and I see it is time for me to update hexchat... wish me luck!
[14:38:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah I have a bunch of good stories from working there.
[14:38:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> Good luck with HexChat.
[14:38:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> Seems like irssi wasn't affected, so no worries here. :)
[14:43:15] <Bytram> Is this thing on?
[14:43:20] <Bytram> I'm baaaaaaaaaack!
[14:43:24] <Bytram> =)
[14:47:31] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[14:47:33] <upstart> ^ 03Smile! Goats prefer happy people, study finds ( https://www.cnet.com )
[14:53:59] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.eff.org
[14:54:00] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:54:26] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[14:54:29] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
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[14:57:38] <Bytram> #g spacecrafts
[14:57:39] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "A spacecraft is a vehicle or machine designed to fly in outer space. Spacecraft are used for a variety of purposes, including communications, earth observation, ..."
[14:57:41] <upstart> ^ 03Spacecraft - Wikipedia
[14:58:59] <Bytram> plural spacecraft
[15:12:30] <Bytram> okay, time to get going about my day...
[15:12:40] <Bytram> have a good one, everybody!
[15:27:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MIT Finally Figures Out How to Get Planes and Submarines to Communicate - http://sylnt.us - won't-someone-think-of-the-fish?
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[16:37:56] <chromas> Ooh, spam. I totally believe this is a real, actual flight booking confirmation from welikeanalsex.com
[16:45:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> I like the one from JP Morgan Chase Bank, from domain rose.ocn.ne.jp.
[16:46:33] <chromas> At least it's got a "jp" in there somewhere :)
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[17:05:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Take Big Step Toward Finding Non-Addictive Painkiller - http://sylnt.us - I-can-feel-any-time-I-want!
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[18:44:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> pro-tip: https://scontent-mia3-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[18:56:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Texas Lawmakers Press NASA to Base Lunar Lander Program in Houston - http://sylnt.us - groundctl-to-major-pork
[19:45:34] <pinchy> welcome to #Spoylent
[20:36:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Goats Prefer Happy Human Faces - http://sylnt.us - get-on-the-right-side
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[21:54:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.news.com.au
[21:54:06] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[21:54:31] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[21:54:32] <upstart> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[22:06:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australia Preparing to Ban Chelsea Manning from Entering the Country - http://sylnt.us - what-do-they-fear?
[22:06:05] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.news.com.au
[22:06:07] <upstart> ^ 03The reason why women take sexy selfies might not be what you think
[22:06:14] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.news.com.au
[22:06:18] <upstart> ^ 03oh dear… something’s wrong! | news.com.au — Australia’s #1 news site
[22:06:45] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.news.com.au
[22:06:46] <upstart> ^ 03The reason why women take sexy selfies might not be what you think ( https://www.news.com.au )
[22:06:50] <Bytram> lol
[22:10:57] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.news.com.au
[22:10:58] <upstart> ^ 03The reason why women take sexy selfies might not be what you think ( https://www.news.com.au )
[22:11:05] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.news.com.au
[22:11:05] <upstart> ^ 03The reason why women take sexy selfies might not be what you think ( https://www.news.com.au )
[22:11:18] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.news.com.au
[22:11:19] <upstart> ^ 03The reason why women take sexy selfies might not be what you think ( https://www.news.com.au )
[22:11:31] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.news.com.au
[22:12:01] <Bytram> whereto? https://www.news.com.au
[22:12:02] <upstart> ^ 03The reason why women take sexy selfies might not be what you think ( https://www.news.com.au )
[22:12:39] * Bytram thinks there's gotta be an opportunity for some kind of rickroll-type thing in there
[22:15:25] <Bytram> #g gdpr
[22:15:25] <MrPlow> https://www.eugdpr.org - "This website is a resource to educate the public about the main elements of the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR). It is NOT an official EU Commission ..."
[22:15:26] <upstart> ^ 03EU GDPR Information Portal
[23:21:02] <Bytram> #g maine annual lobster catch
[23:21:03] <MrPlow> https://www.pressherald.com - "Mar 3, 2017 ... Maine lobster catch tipped the scale at a record 130 million pounds in ... who announced the results Friday at the annual Maine Fishermen's ..."
[23:21:05] <upstart> ^ 03Maine lobster catch tipped the scale at a record 130 million pounds in 2016
[23:22:37] <Bytram> #g html deg
[23:22:38] <MrPlow> https://www.w3schools.com - "If the character does not have an HTML entity, you can use the decimal (dec) or hexadecimal (hex) reference. ... 8457, 2109, DEGREE FAHRENHEITTry it."
[23:22:38] <upstart> ^ 03HTML Unicode UTF-8
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[23:47:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Horizons Spacecraft Approaches 2014 MU69; OSIRIS-REx Nears 101955 Bennu - http://sylnt.us - getting-closer-while-far-away
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[23:59:02] <Bytram> !uid
[23:59:02] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 7089, owned by spartanhackers