#Soylent | Logs for 2019-03-14
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[00:06:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Hardware Makes Cuts to Laptop and Tablet Development, Cancels Products - http://sylnt.us - how-many-programmers-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb?
[00:09:20] <Bytram> #g DLP
[00:09:21] <MrPlow> http://www.ti.com - "TI DLP technology enables a wide range of applications for industrial, automotive and consumer applications."
[01:48:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - British Parliment Reject Brexit Deal... Again - http://sylnt.us - 3rd-time-lucky?
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[03:26:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Houzz.com Data Exposed 49 Million Users in 2018 - http://sylnt.us - talk-about-unwanted-houzz-guests
[04:47:32] <chromas> aristarchus' assholes sub is kinda funny. Hurry up, April 1!
[04:47:48] <chromas> https://soylentnews.org
[04:47:51] <upstart> ^ 03Assholes: A Theory", Documentary / In Production: SoylentNews Submission
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[04:56:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fontastic Programming — Addition Font - http://sylnt.us - the-whole-is-greater-than-the-sum-of-the-parts
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[06:16:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Boeing 737 Max Aircraft Grounded in the U.S. and Dozens of Other Countries - http://sylnt.us
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[07:55:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Captures Unprecedented Images of Supersonic Shockwaves - http://sylnt.us
[08:31:08] <chromas> Do people still use Debian? Someone submitted this https://danielpocock.com
[08:31:10] <upstart> ^ 03What does democracy mean in free software communities?
[08:31:51] <chromas> claiming that messages on the Debian mailing list are being baleeted
[08:35:04] <AzumaHazuki> debian's been hollowed out from the inside
[08:35:25] <AzumaHazuki> i really think there is an apocalypse of sorts brewing for most of Linux and *BSD to a lesser extent...
[08:36:01] <chromas> [systemd noises]
[08:39:23] <AzumaHazuki> why? why does everything good get corrupted?
[08:39:48] <chromas> the universe runs on non-ECC ram
[08:47:35] <chromas> I'm waiting for a distro where each package is a systemd-nspawn container packaged as a btrfs snapshot and comes with an xml manifest to control permissions and filesystem mount points
[08:50:24] * AzumaHazuki hisses
[08:50:49] * chromas laughs in Mandark
[08:53:38] <AzumaHazuki> some festering son of a bitch is going to do that now, you realize
[08:56:04] <chromas> well http://0pointer.net
[08:56:05] <upstart> ^ 03Revisiting How We Put Together Linux Systems
[08:56:44] <chromas> The real issue with Debian—the one nobody ever talks about—is the name: it's not pronounced the way it's spelled. And that's a problem.
[09:15:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sleep Tight! Researchers Identify the Beneficial Role of Sleep - http://sylnt.us - Snnnnzzzzzz
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[10:44:18] <chromas> Should I do three Facebook stories in a row? :D
[10:46:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese TV Broadcasting Satellite Launched on 300th Long March Rocket - http://sylnt.us - things-are-looking-up
[10:57:27] <chromas> =submit https://www.wired.com
[10:57:29] <upstart> Submitting "For Pi Day, Calculate Pi Yourself Using Two Colliding Balls"...
[10:57:31] <chromas> from the ouch dept
[10:57:51] <upstart> Sub-ccess! "For Pi Day, Calculate Pi Yourself Using Two Colliding Balls" ( https://soylentnews.org )
[11:03:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:03:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4658
[11:08:31] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:08:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4659
[11:08:37] <Bytram> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[11:08:39] * exec hideously coalesces an assfull of tasty licks with TheMightyBuzzard
[11:08:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday Bytram
[11:08:49] * exec crutchyly lobs a coffee++ mug of titty sprinkles at Bytram
[11:09:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think you win
[11:09:59] <Bytram> yup, think so
[11:10:02] <Bytram> how ya doin today?
[11:11:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, fair nuff
[11:11:50] <Bytram> aches and pains back to tolerable levels?
[11:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> tolerable enough. that'll change soon though. sposed to have five days of clear skies starting tomorrow.
[11:13:56] <Bytram> one of the few times when you might not be looking forward to good weather
[11:14:14] <Bytram> just need to stock the trench with water and catfish
[11:14:23] <Bytram> call it a "moat"
[11:16:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i hadn't thought of that. i'll pitch the idea to TR when he gets back in town today.
[11:16:20] <Bytram> LOL!
[11:19:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> since he's getting back before noon, we probably need to get the certs done this morning. i'll likely be busy this afternoon.
[11:20:38] <Bytram> sounds good to me.
[11:20:57] <Bytram> how are ya on breaks and coffee and nicoteine, etc?
[11:21:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> could prolly use nicotine. how are you on connections that aren't going to drop?
[11:22:38] <Bytram> I'm expecting a phone call in just under 2 hours, o/w fine
[11:23:35] <Bytram> am cleaning up some things on my lappy atm, how about we aim for 15 minutes to the hour? (about 20 minutes from now)?
[11:23:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ask cause losing connection during the process will make you have to start over. so start screen on boron then ssh out to other boxes from there.
[11:24:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure sure
[11:24:31] <Bytram> c u then
[11:41:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[11:41:26] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 113
[11:49:35] <Bytram> back
[11:49:44] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: meet in #dev ??
[11:50:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> Happy Pi Day!
[12:16:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook [was] Down - http://sylnt.us - downtime-as-a-public-service
[13:11:24] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:11:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4660
[13:11:34] <cmn32480> I am going to ask a stupid question
[13:11:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[13:11:52] <cmn32480> in the UK, is the driver on the left side or the right side of the car?
[13:11:54] * exec cantankerously refactors a wagon of Windows XP for cmn32480
[13:11:55] <cmn32480> ~gday the
[13:11:57] * exec arrogantly QCs an RB Tree of salt & vinegar chips for the
[13:12:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> right side, no?
[13:12:23] <cmn32480> I don't know. that's why I am asking!
[13:13:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty sure it's right side, except on imports from countries that drive on the proper side of the road.
[13:13:09] <cmn32480> I figured FatPhil or somebody from the UK might know.
[13:13:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake Deucalion and FatPhil
[13:13:35] * MrPlow smakes Deucalion and FatPhil upside the head with a peaceful #BLM protest
[13:15:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like no help for you
[13:15:53] <cmn32480> I'll ask again later maybe.
[13:16:13] <cmn32480> #g what side of the car is the steering wheel on in the UK
[13:16:13] <MrPlow> https://www.quora.com - "Whose idea was it to make the steering wheel on the left side on a car while it's ... To make very sure that the UK has not copied the French, the Germans or the ..."
[13:27:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Combatting Vaccine Misinformation on Facebook - http://sylnt.us - threw-the-facebook-out-with-the-vax-water
[13:38:11] <FatPhil> drivers are in the same 'can see the middle of the road for overtaking' position in their cars
[13:38:35] <FatPhil> so GB cars are mirror images of rest-of-world cars
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[13:46:12] <cmn32480> Thanks FatPhil
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[13:46:47] <cmn32480> so a manual transmission shifts with the left hand... not the right... jeebers
[13:50:02] <FatPhil> yup, ditto automatic of course.
[13:51:50] <FatPhil> I think there's an old model of 2CV with a gear shift next to the steering column, so that everyone can be confused!
[13:54:37] <cmn32480> lol
[13:54:55] <cmn32480> I only ask becasue the wife and I are headed to Scotland in April and I am trying to line up a car..
[13:55:19] <cmn32480> she can't drive a manual... and I don't really want to spend that time teaching her how.
[13:56:19] <FatPhil> it's 2019, there's no need for stick shift any more anyway.
[13:56:39] <cmn32480> agreed... but it seems that most of the casrs in the rental market in the UK are stick
[13:57:01] <FatPhil> Yeah, we're a bit backwards in that regard, clinging to old-fashioned things for no good reason.
[13:57:52] <cmn32480> if that was the worst thing you all did...
[13:58:46] <FatPhil> well, we let you reprobates have independence, that was obviously a mistake given the mess you've made.
[13:59:19] <cmn32480> you've noticed that little mess, heh?
[13:59:59] <FatPhil> And on that note, dear Germany, if you have any spare Angles or Saxons, can you please come over and sort us out.
[14:00:26] <cmn32480> lol
[14:00:35] <cmn32480> what you don't want us to come "fix' it?
[14:00:48] <cmn32480> we'll send our best and brightest, I swear!
[14:00:52] * cmn32480 crosses finger
[14:01:12] <FatPhil> We've been your little puppydog for several decades, it's all over bar the paperwork.
[14:02:04] <FatPhil> There's only one thing sadder than the UK thinking it has world influence, and that's France thinking it still has world influence.
[14:02:18] <FatPhil> Anyone I've not insulted yet - line up!
[14:03:42] * cmn32480 looks around...
[14:03:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> FatPhil, the UK has doctor who and shortly some pratchett on tv as well. that's influence.
[14:05:27] <FatPhil> I will confess to having quite an attachment to Dr Who, but they keep cutting the threads. Current one's too much like a female Tennant, who I didn't like at all.
[14:07:19] <FatPhil> ANyone know if https://en.wikipedia.org has been recommissoned?
[14:07:20] <upstart> ^ 03Electric Dreams (2017 TV series) - Wikipedia
[14:09:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dug tennant pretty well. he's no tom baker but then who is besides tom baker?
[14:09:43] <FatPhil> He was the first one I remember, so that is where my loyalties lie
[14:10:08] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[14:10:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> power to the scarf
[14:10:22] <FatPhil> However, when I did a completely open minded rewatch of everything Pertwee onwards, I still think I preferred Tom Baker as an adult.
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[14:10:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't watched any with the latest doctor. no political reason, just haven't been in the mood since the middle of the prior doctor's run.
[14:11:18] <FatPhil> Bizarrely, I liked Colin Baker too, I particularly liked his first line of dialogue, which was a real snark against the Davidson character.
[14:13:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really can't decide on a second favorite. possibly matt smith. maybe john hurt.
[14:13:52] <FatPhil> Ecclestone hooked me in the /Dalek/ episode, so he's right up there.
[14:14:19] <Bytram> FatPhil: Bernie? ;)
[14:14:37] <FatPhil> They all have some merits, and none are perfect, so it's a hard choice.
[14:14:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't actually dislike any of the doctors i've watched to date, i just like some better than others.
[14:15:01] <FatPhil> Bytram: haahahahah! He couldn't even dematerialise on the right side of a revolving door!
[14:15:12] <Bytram> =)
[14:15:19] <Bytram> #g Bernie Ecclestone
[14:15:20] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Bernard Charles Ecclestone (born 28 October 1930) is a British business magnate. He is the former chief executive of the Formula One Group, which manages ..."
[14:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i may start up again on back catalog when the next doctor shows up. it annoys me anymore to have to wait on episodes.
[14:15:59] * Bytram met him and had a brief chat a long time ago.
[14:16:17] <FatPhil> www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y2TKb66dyU
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[14:16:51] <martyb_> just checking if the news certs are working from the web interface.
[14:17:04] <martyb_> s/ws/w/
[14:17:05] <exec> <martyb_> just checking if the new certs are working from the web interface.
[14:17:18] <martyb_> looks like exec is okay
[14:17:35] <martyb_> #g F1
[14:17:36] <MrPlow> https://www.formula1.com - "Enter the world of Formula 1. Your go-to source for the latest F1 news, video highlights, GP results, live timing, in-depth analysis and expert commentary."
[14:17:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> have no fears, exec will break soon enough.
[14:17:45] <martyb_> mr plow seems happy
[14:17:54] <martyb_> =g upstart
[14:17:55] <upstart> https://www.upstart.com - Upstart: Personal Loans | Debt Consolidation | Online Lending
[14:18:00] <martyb_> lol
[14:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrplow doesn't use ssl. he connects to 127.0.0.1
[14:18:17] <martyb_> there's no place like 127.0.0.1
[14:18:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure there is, ~
[14:18:47] * martyb_ is writing up a short meta about the cert upgrade
[14:18:49] <martyb_> lol
[14:19:38] * martyb_ checks security for this connectioin and the web browser shows we are up to date here, too
[14:19:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, gonna take a page from the brits and bugger off
[14:20:06] <Bytram> all seems okay atm
[14:20:21] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I'll text ya if there are any issues.
[14:20:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[14:20:43] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ thanks for all the fish^w hrlp!
[14:20:44] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 346
[14:20:51] <Bytram> s/r/e/
[14:20:53] <exec> <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzaed++ thanks for all the fish^w hrlp!
[14:20:57] <Bytram> lol
[14:21:00] <Bytram> u get the idea
[14:24:23] <Bytram> #g certz breath mint
[14:24:24] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Certs is a breath mint manufactured by Mondelēz International, long one of America's most popular mints. Certs was the first breath/candy mint to be nationally ..."
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[14:46:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Meta: Site Certificates Updated - http://sylnt.us - not-just-a-breath-mint
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[15:46:22] <cmn32480> why are people too stupid to understand the difference between disconnecting from a terminal server and logging out?
[15:46:39] * cmn32480 bangs his head on the desk and curses stupid people
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[16:16:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel's Comet Lake Could Boost Mainstream Core Count to 10 to Compete with AMD's Ryzen 3000-Series - http://sylnt.us - competition++
[16:20:14] <FatPhil> because they're similar things at different layers, and people don't know about the layers?
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[17:01:10] <SoyCow1984> =submit https://thehackernews.com
[17:01:12] <upstart> Submitting "New WordPress Flaw Lets Unauthenticated Remote Attackers Hack Sites"...
[17:01:34] <upstart> Sub-ccess! "New WordPress Flaw Lets Unauthenticated Remote Attackers Hack Sites" ( https://soylentnews.org )
[17:02:54] <SoyCow1984> =submit https://www.infosecurity-magazine.com
[17:02:58] <upstart> Submitting "Elasticsearch Crypto-Miner Sinkholes the Competition"...
[17:03:20] <upstart> Sub-ccess! "Elasticsearch Crypto-Miner Sinkholes the Competition" ( https://soylentnews.org )
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[17:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 350
[17:27:10] <Bender> Quote 350 - <Konomi> ;p
[17:27:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 340
[17:27:13] <Bender> Quote 340 - <TheMightyBuzzard> not me. everything down there is either poisonous, wants to eat me, both, or writes php
[17:27:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[17:27:25] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[17:27:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 480
[17:27:31] <Bender> Quote 480 - <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, it sounds like you're a sadomasochist.
[17:27:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote spalls
[17:27:38] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'spalls'
[17:28:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 668
[17:28:12] <Bender> Quote 668 - <paulej72> Ethanol-fueled: was the name Boy
[17:28:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> is there a "!quote latest" or equivalent?
[17:28:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote
[17:28:49] <Bender> quote <ID/search string>
[17:28:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 1000
[17:28:55] <Bender> Can't find quote 1000
[17:29:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 750
[17:29:00] <Bender> Quote 750 - <SirFinkus> I know a guitar tech that has thalidomide flippers
[17:29:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 400
[17:29:04] <Bender> Quote 400 - <SpallsHurgenson> Google is the Son, Microsoft the Father, IBM the great grandfather, Oracle the creepy uncle, Apple the quiet daughter who does better than all of them, Yahoo the drop-out son that nobody talks about, Facebook the annoying neighbor's wife, EA the abusive neighbor husband, Nintendo the strange foreigner living next door and Sony, the creepy guy living - 1 more
[17:29:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote spallshurgenson
[17:29:17] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'spallshurgenson'
[17:29:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote SpallsHurgenson
[17:29:26] <Bender> Quote 15 - <SpallsHurgenson> as a nerd, I am unfamiliar with this thing you call "sunlight"
[17:29:30] <Bender> Also in quotes: 21, 24, 50, 57, 72, 202, 245, 261, 273, 277, 283, 284, 285, 286, 287, 294, 309, 313, 318, 324, 326, 341, 348, 349, 376, 377, 380, 383, 384, 387, 389, 392, 400, 411, 473, 483, 484, 497, 524, 531, 538, 539, 554, 558, 561, 571, 572, 593, 594, 606, 609, 611, 641
[17:29:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[17:29:38] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[17:29:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 900
[17:29:43] <Bender> Can't find quote 900
[17:29:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> there we go. forgot the number
[17:29:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 800
[17:29:51] <Bender> Quote 800 - <FatPhil> that's probably because you're playing with your genitives at the time. don't you know that's impolite.
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[17:30:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 850
[17:30:00] <Bender> Quote 850 - <TheMightyBuzzard> bean dip, the anal lube of champions
[17:30:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 875
[17:30:10] <Bender> Quote 875 - <TheMightyBuzzard> victory is mine!
[17:30:11] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[17:30:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 889
[17:30:30] <Bender> Quote 889 - <fyngyrz> You need a sound track and dancing girls
[17:30:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 895
[17:30:36] <Bender> Can't find quote 895
[17:30:38] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 892
[17:30:38] <Bender> Can't find quote 892
[17:30:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 891
[17:30:40] <Bender> Can't find quote 891
[17:30:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 890
[17:30:42] <Bender> Can't find quote 890
[17:31:01] * AndyTheAbsurd concludes that quote 889 is the more recent quote.
[17:31:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab AndyTheAbsurd
[17:31:07] <Bender> Added quote 890
[17:31:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 890
[17:31:12] <Bender> Quote 890 - <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 890
[17:31:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> recursion ftw!
[17:31:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote AndyTheAbsurd
[17:31:23] <Bender> Quote 179 - <AndyTheAbsurd> I thrust my sword more deeply into the gazebo.
[17:31:27] <Bender> Also in quotes: 545, 712, 827, 833, 834, 851, 862, 876, 888, 890
[17:31:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 888
[17:31:40] <Bender> Quote 888 - <AndyTheAbsurd> You couldn't at least index his porn collection?
[17:31:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> !quote 851
[17:31:52] <Bender> Quote 851 - <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: it's never too early or too late for a nap.
[17:32:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> Well that one's a genius statement for the ages.
[17:32:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> and that's the truth
[17:33:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, since i just turned my moat back into a 150' x 8' trench, i think i'll have one.
[17:45:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Citizen" Real-Time Crime Alerting App Expands to Los Angeles - http://sylnt.us - 1984-all-over-again
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[18:19:05] <chromas> HumbleBingle must be hosted on Facebook servers too. I need my gibbs, dangit!
[18:19:26] <chromas> (free steam game Grid 2 on hb)
[18:27:11] <pinchy> gog or gtfo
[18:35:30] <chromas> They don't have any gibs today
[19:26:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - For Pi Day, Calculate Pi Yourself Using Two Colliding Balls - http://sylnt.us - ouch
[19:53:17] <FatPhil> Ecclestone alive, Whiting not. That's not right. :/
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[20:46:36] <cmn32480> #smake accpac
[20:46:36] * MrPlow smakes accpac upside the head with a bag of farticles
[20:57:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Space Development Agency Established Within U.S. Department of Defense - http://sylnt.us - space-rangers
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[21:26:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook [Was] Down - http://sylnt.us - downtime-as-a-public-service
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[21:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #smake a
[21:43:31] * MrPlow smakes a upside the head with a malicious toolbar
[21:43:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, guess it's just #fite that's broke
[21:44:27] <Bytram> #smake nothing
[21:44:27] * MrPlow smakes nothing upside the head with grandeur
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[22:07:35] <chromas> I think we need a +0, Funny mod
[22:08:12] <chromas> For those times I just wanna laugh at a dumb post, like using the Laugh React™ in facebük
[22:11:59] <Bytram> how about "+1 funny, not funny"
[22:12:12] <Bytram> or, shorter
[22:12:26] <Bytram> how about "+1 funny--not!"
[22:12:39] <Bytram> when a junk just utterly fails
[22:12:46] <Bytram> s/junk/joke/
[22:12:48] <exec> <Bytram> when a joke just utterly fails
[22:12:52] <chromas> Funny-but-Retarded
[22:13:19] <Bytram> would prefer to use a non-loaded term
[22:13:33] <chromas> Tragically Hilarious
[22:23:00] <Bytram> ~time EDT
[22:23:01] <exec> Thursday, 14 March 2019 @ 6:23 pm ET - Eastern Time
[22:23:07] <Bytram> ~time EST
[22:23:08] <exec> Thursday, 14 March 2019 @ 6:23 pm ET - Eastern Time
[22:23:14] <Bytram> noice!
[22:23:17] <Bytram> ~time x
[22:23:19] <exec> Thursday, 14 March 2019 @ 10:23 pm UTC - Coordinated Universal Time
[22:25:58] <chromas> it's off by an hour
[22:26:36] <chromas> I guess it's ignoring the [S|D]
[22:37:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toyota to Design Japanese Moon Rover - http://sylnt.us - TRD-approved
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[23:11:00] <FatPhil> what's a "server configuration outage"?
[23:12:26] <chromas> when your httpd.conf is missing
[23:13:21] <Bytram> FatPhil: what are you referring to?
[23:35:03] <chromas> Correlation = causation, right? https://www.cnet.com
[23:35:04] <upstart> ^ 03Facebook and Instagram outages send surfers to Pornhub for tentacle porn
[23:37:05] <Bytram> #g you can't always get what you want lyrics
[23:37:05] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Much has been made of the lyrics reflecting the end of the ... lyrical hook, when we are reminded that we can't always get what we want, ..."
[23:39:39] <RandomFactor__> "Pornhub also noted a 308 percent increase in searches for "tentacle porn.""
[23:40:04] <Bytram> #g "tentacle porn"
[23:40:05] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Tentacle erotica is a type of pornography most commonly found in Japan which integrates ... Leaders within the tentacle porn industry have stated that much of their work was initially directed at circumventing this policy. The animator Toshio ..."
[23:40:37] <RandomFactor__> As they say, there's a sucker born every minute...
[23:46:36] <Bytram> Ewwwwww1!!ELEVEN!!
[23:46:40] <Bytram> RandomFactor_++
[23:46:40] <Bender> karma - randomfactor_: 1
[23:46:49] <Bytram> RandomFactor++
[23:46:49] <Bender> karma - randomfactor: 1
[23:47:18] <Bytram> RandomFactor_: btw, many MANY thanks for all your recent story submissions!
[23:49:15] <RandomFactor_> welcome, i have fun doing them.
[23:49:30] <Bytram> I can tell!
[23:49:46] <Bytram> I hope you don't the editorial touches
[23:50:01] <Bytram> (not to be confused with touche' =)
[23:50:05] <Bytram> ugh
[23:50:12] <Bytram> I hope you don't *mind* the editorial touches
[23:50:26] <RandomFactor_> They are overwhelmingly improvements, although every now and then i'm sad that my genius wasn't appreciated
[23:51:32] <Bytram> RandomFactor++ genius appreciation
[23:51:32] <Bender> karma - randomfactor: 2
[23:51:36] <Bytram> =)
[23:52:34] <RandomFactor_> lets test this thing
[23:52:48] <RandomFactor_> #g my name is nobody
[23:52:49] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "My Name Is Nobody is a 1973 western comedy film starring Terence Hill and Henry Fonda. The film was directed by Tonino Valerii. Contents. 1 Plot; 2 Cast ..."
[23:53:06] <RandomFactor_> now to figure out how to integrate that into the next story
[23:53:56] <Bytram> there's a story coming out within the next day whose title has "Nobody" in it.
[23:54:22] <RandomFactor_> that's the one i meant
[23:54:40] <RandomFactor_> maybe just something obscure referencing Terence Hill
[23:54:42] <Bytram> oh. okay.
[23:54:59] <RandomFactor_> integrate bad word, 'reference'
[23:55:57] <RandomFactor_> my favorite spaghetti westerns
[23:56:16] <RandomFactor_> #g they call me trinity
[23:56:16] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "They Call Me Trinity (Italian: Lo chiamavano Trinità...) is a 1970 Italian Spaghetti Western comedy film written and directed by Enzo Barboni and produced by ..."
[23:56:30] <RandomFactor_> #g trinity is still my name
[23:56:31] <MrPlow> https://en.wikipedia.org - "Trinity Is Still My Name is a 1971 Italian Spaghetti Western comedy film directed by Enzo Barboni. Starring Terence Hill and Bud Spencer, it is a sequel to They ..."