#Soylent | Logs for 2019-08-07

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[00:04:51] <fyngyrz> serendipity, baby. :)
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[01:27:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bans on Plastic Bags Can Backfire - http://sylnt.us - unintended-consequences
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[01:35:50] <Sulla> ~submit https://www.mirror.co.uk
[01:36:04] <Sulla> What does it want from me?!
[01:40:13] <chromas> exec died
[01:40:23] <chromas> Try # or =
[01:42:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> {💩}++
[01:42:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> (💩)++
[01:42:17] <Bender> karma - (💩): 3
[01:47:02] <chromas> (.Y.)++
[01:47:02] <Bender> karma - (.y.): 1
[01:48:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> lopsided
[01:48:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[01:48:11] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 122
[02:11:02] <chromas> Lopsided? Or a v-neck with pokies?
[02:38:59] <Carny> http://feedproxy.google.com
[02:39:00] <upstart> ^ 03Watch SpaceX's droneship catch a rocket part that fell from space ( https://www.cnet.com )
[02:39:40] <Sulla> Woohoo I don't have cancer
[02:40:28] <Sulla> Shove it up your ass carcinogens
[02:40:39] <Sulla> Tried # first with no luck
[02:40:52] <Sulla> =submit https://www.mirror.co.uk
[02:40:54] <upstart> Submitting "Robot tail developed to balance out human body and stop people from falling over"...
[02:41:16] <upstart> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Robot Tail Developed to Balance Out Human Body and Stop People From Falling Over" (19 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:04:15] <chromas> Plastic bags are only bad thanks to environmentalists
[04:04:36] <chromas> They wanted plastic containers to break down into tiny particles that get into fish and stuff
[04:05:36] <chromas> If we just kept making normal, non-biodegradable plastics, they could just sit quietly in the dump until someone ports food sorting technology to chipped trash
[04:46:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Risk of Weak Online Banking Passwords - http://sylnt.us - don't-DO-that
[04:51:01] <Sulla> Something like 1k plastic bags equal one reusable bag in co2 production to make
[04:51:37] <Sulla> Depending on how often you go to store and how many reusable bags you buy, might not ever break even
[05:11:22] <Sulla> Thats good. Whoever built this house took a eight foot section out of a load bearing wall and never bothered supporting it
[05:11:32] <Sulla> House held up by luck
[05:20:49] <chromas> This guy almost went from a full house to a royal flush
[05:20:58] <chromas> laughter43.wav
[05:21:42] <chromas> I take disposable bags when I go on walks, so I can collect street trash
[05:22:09] <chromas> super1 Foods has the best bags. They're bigger and tougher than everyone else's
[05:40:47] <Sulla> No access to bags where I live
[05:40:52] <Sulla> Illegal
[05:43:38] <inz> I have a vast amount of reusable plastic bags, but most of the time I'm at the checkout, I suddenly have none with me.
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[06:06:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Strange Coral Spawning Improving Great Barrier Reef's Resilience - http://sylnt.us - unexplained-strange
[07:27:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AT&T Turns On 5G In New York, But It Still Isn't Available To Consumers - http://sylnt.us - still-waiting-on-4G
[09:08:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Arrow That Can't Point Left Puzzles the Internet - http://sylnt.us - no,-your-other-left
[10:37:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Everything Cops Say About Amazon's Ring Is Scripted or Approved by Ring - http://sylnt.us
[10:40:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:40:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4897
[11:00:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:00:33] <MrPlow> 1576 East Main St, Humboldt, TN 38343, USA - Today: Humid and partly cloudy throughout the day. 90/74F. Humidity 80%. Precip 91%. Wind ~4mph. Thu: Rain and humid throughout the day. 86/74F. Humidity 82%. Precip 86%. Wind ~5mph. Fri: Possible light rain until evening. 82/73F. Humidity 85%. Precip 78%. Wind ~4mph.
[11:00:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads
[11:01:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> 90F and 80%? that's too hot to fish!
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[12:05:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Whaley Bridge Dam Collapse is a Wake-Up Call: Concrete Infrastructure Demands Maintenance - http://sylnt.us - dam-it!
[12:58:44] * TheMightyBuzzard waves at cmn32480
[12:58:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday cmn32480
[12:58:52] * exec gaily combines a screenshot of Jesus Juice with cmn32480
[13:12:30] <cmn32480> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[13:12:33] * exec quietly pilfers a tablespoon of snacks from TheMightyBuzzard
[13:12:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think we both lost
[13:13:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i lost snacks so i lost more
[13:13:11] <cmn32480> agreed
[13:14:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid MrPlow. can't grok the fucked-upedness that's causing the hang.
[13:20:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well. i gotta run and buy house parts. then do work. laters.
[13:26:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Robot Tail Developed to Balance Out Human Body and Stop People From Falling Over - http://sylnt.us - strap-on
[13:27:23] * AndyTheAbsurd reads headline
[13:27:35] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:27:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 4898
[13:27:35] * AndyTheAbsurd blinks several times rapidly
[13:28:07] * cmn32480 giggles
[13:28:21] <cmn32480> does this go back to the old adage:
[13:28:34] <cmn32480> Everything can be a dildo if you are brave enough
[13:29:19] <Bytram> Do I !grab or don't I?
[13:29:25] * Bytram will be nice
[13:29:34] <Bytram> cmn32480: Howz thingz? Long time no see!
[13:30:14] * cmn32480 shurgs
[13:30:17] <cmn32480> been busy
[13:30:22] <cmn32480> work is killer right now
[13:30:30] <Bytram> You? Really??? ;)
[13:30:34] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:30:43] <Bytram> I've never known you to be not busy
[13:31:24] <cmn32480> July/early August is always uglier
[13:31:32] <Bytram> Oh, right.
[13:32:10] <Bytram> Especially with people out on vacation messing up communictions channels and just having fewer people around to take up the slack.
[13:32:42] <cmn32480> that doesn't help
[13:32:56] <cmn32480> but in particular we have a project that happens every July that just eats our lunch
[13:32:57] <Bytram> #weather baltimore
[13:32:58] <MrPlow> Business and Government Historic District, North Calvert St, Baltimore, MD 21202:21230, USA - Today: Rain in the afternoon and evening. 90/71F. Humidity 72%. Precip 80%. Wind ~3mph. Thu: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 89/70F. Humidity 65%. Precip 29%. Wind ~6mph. Fri: Partly cloudy throughout the day. 86/66F. Humidity 56%. Precip 3%. Wind ~9mph.
[13:33:09] <Bytram> some big mailing IIRC?
[13:33:15] <cmn32480> with a fair chance of bullets
[13:33:20] <cmn32480> correc
[13:33:23] <cmn32480> t\
[13:33:34] <Bytram> looks like you corrected that =)
[13:34:04] <Bytram> given this is an annual thing, I'd think there might be some way to plan for this and bring on extra help or something?
[13:34:49] <cmn32480> we do... but this is one of those projects that throwing additional people at doesn't help beyond a certain point
[13:34:55] <cmn32480> like the mythical man-month
[13:34:58] <Bytram> no baby in a month
[13:35:03] <Bytram> yuppers
[13:35:18] <cmn32480> if a prject will tyake 12 months, putting 12 people on it doesn't mean it will take 1 month
[13:35:28] <Bytram> and each step in the process has already been optimized as much as possible, I assume?
[13:35:36] <cmn32480> pretty much
[13:35:47] <Bytram> waiting 5sec for something each time you do it, but do it 50k times... adds up
[13:36:11] <cmn32480> correct
[13:36:17] <Bytram> darn
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[14:56:49] <Bytram> just got called into work early.
[14:57:01] <Bytram> story queue is empty. :/
[14:57:10] <Bytram> hoping to oush out a story really quick
[14:57:14] <Bytram> *push
[15:08:23] * AndyTheAbsurd visits https://www.reddit.com to find stories to #submit
[15:09:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.vice.com
[15:09:04] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:09:29] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[15:10:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> #submit https://www.smithsonianmag.com
[15:10:32] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[15:10:57] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[15:18:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Monzo Admits to Storing Payment Card PINs in Internal Logs - http://sylnt.us - YAO-(Yet-Another-Oops)
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[16:45:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Humble Microbe Boosting Europe's Food Industry - http://sylnt.us - food++
[18:06:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Common Honey Bee Disease Is Spread Through Flowers - http://sylnt.us - B-Movie-but-every-pun-is-a-donation-to-a-flower-exchange-program-for-stingless-Bs
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[19:26:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Device Can Hear You Talking to Yourself - http://sylnt.us - voices-keep-telling-me-to-buy-stuff
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[20:57:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oracle Linux 8 released to public mirror - http://sylnt.us - remember-waiting-for-centos-6
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[23:06:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Contrary To Musk's Claims, Lidar Has Some Advantages In Self Driving Technology - http://sylnt.us - liedurr
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[23:40:00] <Runaway1956> @submit https://www.mirror.co.uk
[23:40:35] <Runaway1956> #submit https://www.mirror.co.uk
[23:40:36] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[23:40:57] <Runaway1956> nice work safe pics on that link, lol
[23:41:01] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org