#soylent | Logs for 2019-11-27
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[00:01:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... trying to decide who i should set aside $100K a year for as a "take care of my light work coding rehash" endowment if i win the lottery.
[00:02:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> needs to be someone who can handle it, needs a good job, and deserves being trolled that hard in return for pay
[00:03:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, it's me, ain't it?
[00:03:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[00:03:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[00:03:21] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 745
[00:04:28] * chromas quickly learns perl
[00:04:35] <chromas> it's gonna happen any minute now; I can feel it
[00:06:01] <AzumaHazuki> comin' in the air tonight?
[00:06:52] <chromas> I hope so. That's why the truck nuts hang out
[00:11:14] <AzumaHazuki> Oh law~d
[00:22:00] <SoyGuest61688> there should be a movie about that
[00:22:13] <SoyGuest61688> I'd watch the trailer at least
[00:27:20] <AzumaHazuki> Truck Nutz II: Electric Boogaloo?
[00:32:52] <SoyGuest61688> Trump Pentz II: Election Boogaloo?
[00:34:46] <AzumaHazuki> mweh, US politics is fucked. the dems are split down the middle and the controlling half is essentially the not-entirely-but-close-to-it-insane wing of the GOP
[00:35:01] <AzumaHazuki> Obama is apparently primed to step in and cause trouble for Sanders if he wins the nomination
[00:35:34] <AzumaHazuki> it's too far gone. too much corruption, no will to change. this is going to end in civil war, and sooner rather than later
[00:36:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cohesin - A Molecular Motor That Folds Our Genome - https://sylnt.us - imagine-a-complicated-shower-curtain
[00:36:16] <AzumaHazuki> if it all goes to shit, i'll steal a boat and row across Lake Erie if i have to
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[00:36:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> get a good sized one. great lakes got bigass waves.
[00:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm, i should get some cast iron bull nuts as a boat anchor
[00:39:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> and yall fuckers is sure nuff old if your brains spit out "electric boogaloo" whenever a part two is mentioned. i know cause i'm old and mine does.
[00:39:17] <AzumaHazuki> i'm 31
[00:39:20] <SoyGuest61688> don't get you bollocks caught in your rowlocks
[00:39:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but you have mad "get off my lawn" cranky skillz
[00:40:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i been practicing those since i was sixteen and seen a bunch of old guys sitting outside a blacksmith shop drinking coffee n thought "that's the life for me"
[00:40:53] <SoyGuest61688> tbh I had forgotten about US pop-culture trashy teen movies, it's only the fact that it's a current meme that reminded me of it.
[00:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> is it? shit.
[00:41:26] <SoyGuest61688> yarp
[00:44:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder if it's mostly us old bastards or if the trendy kids are doing it
[00:45:03] <SoyGuest61688> UK-specific, though. /The Last Leg/ are doing "Snap Election II: ..."
[00:45:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[00:45:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's fine then. brits are funny.
[00:45:44] <SoyGuest61688> deffo not trendy kids. more crinklies and crips.
[00:45:46] <chromas> I've seen it pop up in youtube videos and stuff too lately
[00:46:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> 1984, baby
[00:47:05] <chromas> https://i.kym-cdn.com
[00:47:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[00:47:48] <systemd> ^ 03Van Halen - 1984
[00:47:57] * Bytram yawns
[00:47:57] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into Bytram's gaping mouth
[00:48:23] <SoyGuest61688> So are you Turbo, or Ozone (he says pretending he has a fucking clue what he's talking about)
[00:48:25] <Bytram> bbbbut, what flavor? Red? Blue?
[00:49:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, he don't check, he just throws
[00:50:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i have too many use flags set. update is taking all day even with a binhost.
[00:50:13] <Bytram> =g Skittle colors
[00:50:14] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - List of Skittles products - Wikipedia
[00:50:32] <SoyGuest61688> sours are shit
[00:52:01] * chromas replaces MrPlow's Skittles stash with Ms
[00:52:26] * Bytram prefers Reese's Pieces
[00:52:44] <chromas> They only have two colors
[00:52:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> elleeeeoooot
[00:52:53] <chromas> Need to diversify their portfolios
[00:52:59] <SoyGuest61688> holey moley - we only get 3 of those
[00:54:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can't eat reese's pieces since ET and the ET atari game
[00:54:14] <SoyGuest61688> I'll ask g/f's parents to fill the next "care package" with some weirder ones
[00:54:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> taste the rainbow?
[00:54:51] <Bytram> SoyGuest61688: which 3 can you get?
[00:55:10] * Bytram will be biab -- dishes
[00:55:14] <Bytram> afk
[00:56:02] <SoyGuest61688> ordinary, crazy sour, and berries
[00:56:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cohesin - A Molecular Motor that Folds Our Genome - https://sylnt.us - imagine-a-complicated-shower-curtain
[00:57:29] <pinchy> welcome to wikipedia, repository of vapid american culture
[00:57:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> taste it: http://www.curiousinkling.com
[01:00:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm the mighty buzzard and i approve of this sign: https://static.boredpanda.com
[01:01:44] <SoyGuest61688> https://www.vanityfair.com
[01:01:45] <systemd> ^ 03“You Don’t Bring Bad News to the Cult Leader”: Inside the Fall of WeWork
[01:02:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> funny motherfuckers are funny: https://static.boredpanda.com
[01:03:10] * SoyGuest61688 quickly paints a sandwichboard saying "Trump - quite an arse" to complement the dick one
[01:03:54] <chromas> Tacos kick ass
[01:04:43] <SoyGuest61688> TMB: I'd wear the agenda one as a t-shirt, I think it's hilarious
[01:05:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[01:07:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> digging the judo of this one: https://static.boredpanda.com
[01:09:04] <SoyGuest61688> the tales of westboro baptist church and trigger
[01:10:02] <SoyGuest61688> wait, no, trigger was a horse. my mistake
[01:13:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> was only a few really good ones out of the 88 signs in that story but they were worth it
[01:15:11] <SoyGuest61688> thanks for the filtering, was appreciated
[01:15:22] * TheMightyBuzzard liked the tacos one best
[01:33:06] <SoyGuest61688> tacos++
[01:33:06] <Bender> karma - tacos: 17
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[01:53:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit, some crazy homeless blacks were gonna pull a fucking gun on some street walker
[01:54:28] <Ethanol-fueled> California really is a third-world banana republic. This wasn't even in a bad neighborhood, but the cold weather is bringing out all the homeless who get together and monopolize a street corner by the liquor store.
[01:55:12] <Ethanol-fueled> One of the bitches was like, "fuck that racist bitch, get the fuckin' gun" as one of the males put on some black gloves (the cheap cotton ones to keep fingerprints off stuff when committing crimes)
[01:57:00] <Ethanol-fueled> We're gonna need Blackwater out here just to walk our damn dogs, and the houses around here go for 1/2 to 3/4 million dollars
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[02:17:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Set New Upper Limit On Neutrino Mass - https://sylnt.us - lotsa-little-things-add-up
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[02:28:30] <AzumaHazuki> Ahhh...fresh clean sheets
[02:58:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> oldie but a goodie: https://babylonbee.com
[02:58:23] <systemd> ^ 03Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clinton
[03:03:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> for the record, i prefer polyarmorous to ammosexual.
[03:04:49] <Bytram> =g polyarmorous
[03:04:50] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Polyamory - Wikipedia
[03:04:54] <Bytram> =g polyamorous
[03:04:55] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Polyamory - Wikipedia
[03:05:03] <Bytram> =g m-w polyamorous
[03:05:04] <systemd> https://www.merriam-webster.com - Polyamory | Definition of Polyamory by Merriam-Webster
[03:05:12] <Bytram> =g m-w polyarmorous
[03:05:13] <systemd> https://www.merriam-webster.com - Polyamory | Definition of Polyamory by Merriam-Webster
[03:07:11] <Bytram> yeah, there was an extra "r" in there. From the Wikipedia link:
[03:07:15] <Bytram> "The word polyamorous first appeared in an article by Morning Glory Zell-Ravenheart, "A Bouquet of Lovers", published in May 1990 in Green Egg Magazine, as "poly-amorous".[10] In May 1992, Jennifer L. Wesp created the Usenet newsgroup alt.polyamory, and the Oxford English Dictionary cites the proposal to create that group as the first verified appearance of the word.[10] In 1999 Zell-Ravenheart was asked by the editor of the OED to
[03:07:15] <Bytram> provide a definition of the term, and had provided it for the UK version as "the practice, state or ability of having more than one sexual loving relationship at the same time, with the full knowledge and consent of all partners involved."[11] The words polyamory, polyamorous, and polyamorist were added to the OED in 2006.[12]"
[03:07:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> the r is intentional
[03:07:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> armorous as in armory
[03:07:50] <Bytram> playing pirate today? Arrrrh!
[03:09:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> naw, just dicking around while i should be packing
[03:10:04] <Bytram> nod nod
[03:11:48] <AzumaHazuki> so you identify as an Apache copter?
[03:11:52] <AzumaHazuki> for serious
[03:12:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> better than identifying as a human
[03:14:04] <AzumaHazuki> "ammosexual" still fits
[03:14:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> polyarmorous is funnier though
[03:14:30] <AzumaHazuki> "polyarmorous" sounds more like you have plate mail on over chain mail or something
[03:14:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> puns++
[03:14:30] <Bender> karma - puns: 7
[03:14:51] <AzumaHazuki> which is, well, good for Con, bad for Dex. And Cha, not that that's an issue to begin with...
[03:14:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i do make chain mail on occasion
[03:15:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> TR makes leather armor
[03:15:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> not an SCA thing, we both just can't help ourselves when it comes to learning how to make cool things
[03:16:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> socialdistortion++
[03:16:51] <Bender> karma - socialdistortion: 1
[03:19:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt GOt6EFqUubk
[03:19:02] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[03:19:21] <Bytram> why can't it give the title once it gets the link?
[03:19:25] <Bytram> https://www.youtube.com
[03:19:27] <systemd> ^ 03Social Distortion - When The Angels Sing
[03:19:36] <Bytram> ^^^ like that
[03:19:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrplow's on the ignore the bot list
[03:20:03] <Bytram> I mean, can't MrPlow get a title? It's part of #submit, right?
[03:20:14] <Bytram> #submit https://www.youtube.com
[03:20:15] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[03:20:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me. been too long since i coded the #yt function
[03:20:40] * Bytram bets we will find out soon
[03:20:40] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[03:21:25] <Bytram> In the subs queue page, it shows: " Social Distortion - When The Angels Sing - YouTube "
[03:21:41] <Bytram> here's the linky: https://soylentnews.org
[03:21:42] <systemd> ^ 03Social Distortion - When The Angels Sing - YouTube: SoylentNews Submission
[03:22:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> different methods
[03:22:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> submit pulls the html page, yt uses the youtube api
[03:23:04] <Bytram> once you got the one (youtube link) then fed it to submit's code that fetches the story title.
[03:23:13] <Bytram> s/fed/feed/
[03:23:14] <exec> <Bytram> once you got the one (youtube link) then feed it to submit's code that fetches the story title.
[03:24:28] <Bytram> not that it is necessary, mind you, but ti seems like it would be nice to have and I expect most of the code is already in there for it
[03:25:22] <Bytram> time for bed... I can barely type a word without typos unless i use lots of backspacing and arrow-keying.
[03:25:31] <Bytram> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:25:33] * exec happily passes a tube of the truth to TheMightyBuzzard
[03:25:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gnight Bytram
[03:25:55] * exec seductively tosses a bowl of sun drops to Bytram
[03:26:02] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Oh, and continued best of luck on your remodeling!
[03:26:29] <Bytram> just in time for bed? Guess I'll have to save 'em for morning!
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[03:45:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> #yt GOt6EFqUubk
[03:45:31] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Social Distortion - When The Angels Sing
[03:58:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Shares Mid-Sized Robotic Lunar Lander Concept with Industry - https://sylnt.us - also-useful-for-furniture
[04:28:16] <chromas> =yt GOt6EFqUubk
[04:28:17] <systemd> https://youtube.com - Social Distortion - When The Angels Sing (4:15)
[04:29:09] <chromas> you can just hit up the api again, with part=contentDetails&id=<videoid>
[04:32:20] <chromas> oh the path is /videos
[04:34:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, the first call had the info in it already. i just wasn't using it.
[04:35:39] <chromas> I wasn't sure. I do the second call to get the length though
[04:35:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[04:35:45] <chromas> no girth
[04:36:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://developers.google.com
[04:36:34] <systemd> ^ 03Search | YouTube Data API | Google Developers
[04:36:37] <chromas> oh yeah I'm getting the title from the first one too
[05:36:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Massachusetts State Police Performed Testing with Boston Dynamics’ Robot Dog "Spot" - https://sylnt.us - run-spot-run
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[08:47:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Heating Techniques Could Improve Treatment Of Macular Degeneration - https://sylnt.us - gentle-warming
[09:50:22] <SoyGuest61688> Fuckin' marvelous. I am being asked to pay ~50 years of water costs to have remotely-readable meters installed because the other cunts in the building can't be arsed to send their meter readings to the housing association. (An act which takes me ~30s to do, once every 3 months, as my water use is so low).
[09:50:53] <SoyGuest61688> I should be given master keys to all the flats, I'll just read their fucking meter for them, lazy twats.
[09:51:44] <SoyGuest61688> If they're in and I disturb them - fuck them!
[09:53:24] <chromas> Do it
[09:53:32] <chromas> And lie about the values so they have to pay moar
[09:58:26] <Runaway1956> =submit https://gizmodo.com
[09:58:28] <systemd> Submitting "Facebook Loses Only Fact-Checking Partner in the Netherlands Over Lies in Political Ads"...
[09:58:50] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Facebook Loses Only Fact-Checking Partner in the Netherlands Over Lies in Political Ads" (6 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:00:33] <Runaway1956> =submit https://globalnews.ca
[10:00:34] <systemd> Submitting "ANALYSIS: Honesty in accounting is missing from every major party’s climate change policies - National"...
[10:00:56] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "ANALYSIS: Honesty in Accounting is Missing From Every Major Party’s Climate Change Policies - Nati" (34 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:05:07] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[10:05:09] <systemd> Submitting "Fertility Rate in U.S. Hit a Record Low in 2018"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.nytimes.com )
[10:05:30] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Fertility Rate in U.S. Hit a Record Low in 2018" (24 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:07:02] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[10:07:04] <systemd> Submitting "Company Stock Prices Fall When Women Are Added To Boards Of Directors"...
[10:07:26] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Company Stock Prices Fall When Women Are Added To Boards Of Directors" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:10:26] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[10:10:28] <systemd> Submitting "Americans Simply Can't Afford Lawyers Anymore"...
[10:10:49] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Americans Simply Can't Afford Lawyers Anymore" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:13:16] <Runaway1956> =submit https://techcrunch.com
[10:13:18] <systemd> Submitting "You can take my Dad’s tweets over my dead body – TechCrunch"...( 1 modified urls; http://social.techcrunch.com )
[10:13:40] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "You Can Take My Dad’s Tweets Over My Dead Body – TechCrunch" (96 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:16:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook And Twitter Profiles Silently Slurped By Shady Code - https://sylnt.us - stop-me-if-you've-heard-this-one
[10:19:19] <Runaway1956> =submit https://9to5mac.com
[10:19:20] <systemd> Runaway1956, submit failed: Article root node is null.
[10:20:44] <Runaway1956> =submit https://arstechnica.com
[10:20:45] <systemd> Submitting "Senate takes another stab at privacy law with proposed COPRA bill"...
[10:21:07] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Senate Takes Another Stab at Privacy Law With Proposed COPRA Bill" (9 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:21:10] <Runaway1956> #submit https://9to5mac.com
[10:21:11] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[10:21:36] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[10:24:05] <Runaway1956> =submit https://usawatchdog.com
[10:24:07] <systemd> Submitting "Putin Predicting US Dollar Collapse is Serious Warning – Catherine Austin Fitts"...
[10:24:28] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Putin Predicting US Dollar Collapse is Serious Warning – Catherine Austin Fitts" (0 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:27:49] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.globalresearch.ca
[10:27:50] <systemd> Submitting "The Dangers of Cell Phone Radiation. The Right to Know. Don't Put in Your Shirt Pocket - Global Research"...
[10:28:12] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "The Dangers of Cell Phone Radiation. The Right to Know. Don't Put in Your Shirt Pocket - Global Rese" (27 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:31:02] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.moonofalabama.org
[10:31:03] <systemd> Submitting "MoA - The House Will Not Vote On Impeachment. It Will Censure Trump."...
[10:31:25] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "MoA - The House Will Not Vote On Impeachment. It Will Censure Trump." (28 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:34:59] <Runaway1956> Spam submission by Kathy The Douche - https://soylentnews.org
[10:35:00] <systemd> ^ 03Best Quality Restoration- The Best Water Damage Restoration Company: SoylentNews Submission
[10:36:02] <chromas> Good. I have water damage and I need restoration
[10:36:02] <Runaway1956> and, I submitted a story already accepted, LOL - sorry!
[10:36:25] <Runaway1956> Stop wetting the bed, and you'll not see so much water damage
[10:36:31] <chromas> no
[10:37:15] <chromas> Besides, that's blaming the victim
[10:38:01] <Runaway1956> I miss the good old days, when we just stewed the victims and ate them
[10:38:10] <Runaway1956> Or, threw them into volcanos
[10:39:08] <Runaway1956> We can't even leave them out for the wolves to eat anymore . . .
[10:39:20] <chromas> And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids with their breadcrumbs!
[10:40:28] <Runaway1956> Is there anything good in the fridge?
[10:44:47] <chromas> Just a stack of sample cups.
[10:46:49] <Runaway1956> Chicken ptomaine
[10:52:02] <Runaway1956> Why do the Asians only sell us their Low Main noodles? Why can't we have High Main?
[10:56:30] <chromas> I think if you want your main() to be high-level, you have to go with Python or something
[10:57:01] <Runaway1956> Snakes - why does it have to be snakes?
[10:58:15] <chromas> Are they c-c-c-cold-hearted?
[11:00:05] <Runaway1956> The pigs are fighting back! https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com
[11:00:06] <systemd> ^ 0359-Year-Old Texas Woman Killed in Feral Hog Attack - The Truth About Guns
[11:07:01] <SoyGuest61688> Chicken Pétomane ?
[11:13:10] <chromas> Is that fluted chicken?
[11:15:33] <Runaway1956> I wouldn't know a petomane from a fluted chicken - you guys got any examples?
[11:18:31] <chromas> Le Pétomane was a flautist
[11:19:39] <chromas> and also the governor in Blazing Saddles I guess
[11:21:27] <SoyGuest61688> ooops https://edition.cnn.com
[11:21:28] <systemd> ^ 03Huge haul of treasure stolen in German castle vault heist
[11:55:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 400-Year-Old Warships in Swedish Channel May be Sisters of Doomed Vasa - https://sylnt.us - two-out-of-three-ain't-bad
[13:27:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senate Takes Another Stab at Privacy Law With Proposed COPRA Bill - https://sylnt.us - only-have-to-win-once
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[14:42:02] <SoyGuest61688> #submit https://www.bbc.co.uk
[14:42:04] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[14:42:29] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
[14:57:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - As Pressure Builds Over .Org Sell-Off, Internet Governance Orgs Remains Silent - https://sylnt.us - don't-worry,-be-happy
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[16:35:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dungeons & Dragons 5e Adds Psionics - https://sylnt.us - about-time
[17:14:23] <Runaway1956_> =submit https://www.cbsnews.com
[17:14:26] <systemd> Submitting "Trump signs executive order creating task force on missing and murdered Native Americans"...
[17:14:47] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "Trump Signs Executive Order Creating Task Force on Missing and Murdered Native Americans" (14 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[18:06:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tiny Devices Made Of DNA Detect Cancer With Fewer False Alarms - https://sylnt.us
[19:23:00] <chromas> I just need to inject a smol amount of dna into you and we'll see what happens next. This is totally legit
[19:23:51] <janrinok> I tried it and now I am growing bewbs!
[19:26:21] <chromas> I'm glad you were able to realize you've been a woman all along and that now you can present as such
[19:26:50] <janrinok> er no, the bewbs are on my legs.... Must have been a dirty needle
[19:27:13] <chromas> So stunning.
[19:27:16] <chromas> So brave.
[19:27:30] <janrinok> I'll probably die a hero, or heroine...
[19:28:01] <chromas> When the injector becomes the injectee
[19:28:14] <janrinok> yeah, I suppose so
[19:37:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senate Takes Another Stab at Privacy Law With Proposed COPRA Bill - https://sylnt.us - what-is-its-chance-of-passing?
[20:56:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Leaves Anti-Piracy Group "CreativeFuture" After Criticism of EFF's New Board Chair - https://sylnt.us - control-not-cooperation
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[22:19:16] <SoyGuest61688> Anyone watched /Years and Years/?
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