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[01:06:30] <Deucalion> I thought Kansas was where flared jean wearing youths went to their funerals and dispersed themselves as a dusty pollutant in the wind. Someone actually lives their?
[01:06:42] <Deucalion> there...
[01:07:37] <Deucalion> uhm... well spelling went out the window it seems
[01:12:17] <Deucalion> Cascade, when I want a random number I just count the stars visible. Due to cloud occlusion at any given time this works. Not sure it meets any real measure of randomness and you have to wait a while if you need a number during summer but seriously how much entropy is in day to day cloud formations right above your head minute to minute?
[01:13:56] <Deucalion> Lest I forget... Happy New Year SoylentNews :D We're still here and thank you for that :)
[01:15:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CRISPR Scientist Who Made Gene-Edited Babies Sentenced to 3 Years in Prison - https://sylnt.us - He-did-it
[01:38:14] <Cascade> Deucalion: That seems pretty good at first, but then the NSA can use HAARP tp haxx the weather and discover your private random numbers
[01:47:58] <Bytram> =submit http://feedproxy.google.com
[01:48:01] <systemd> Submitting "IRS stops firms like TurboTax from hiding free tax-filing products in searches"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.cnet.com )
[01:48:23] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "IRS Stops Firms Like TurboTax From Hiding Free Tax-filing Products in Searches" (7 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[01:48:41] <Bytram> have a great night everybody!
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[03:37:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber Sues California to Block Gig-Worker Law Going Into Effect This Week - https://sylnt.us - goes-for-popcorn
[04:59:51] <RandomFactor> </2019>
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[05:35:17] <AzumaHazuki> i fucking hope 2020 is better than 2019 because this year damn near killed me
[05:35:27] <AzumaHazuki> got to spend the end of it working though, so that was nice
[05:40:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it certainly should be interesting. i mean it's the year of the mad dog.
[05:41:48] <AzumaHazuki> "may you live in interesting times" is a backhanded curse for a reason
[05:43:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> found out a few days ago they're selling it in cans now, so no worries. the day they put wine in a can was the day the earth was doomed.
[05:52:41] * TheMightyBuzzard fucks off to bed before midnight rolls around
[05:55:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Takes Court Action Against Fourth Nation-State Cybercrime Group - https://sylnt.us - one-by-one
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[08:16:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Injecting the Flu Vaccine Into a Tumor Gets the Immune System to Attack It - https://sylnt.us - sound-of-tumours-sneezing
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[10:45:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Super-Precise New CRISPR Tool Could Tackle a Plethora of Genetic Diseases - https://sylnt.us - crispier
[11:13:40] <FatPhil> n.w. https://drive.google.com
[11:13:41] <systemd> ^ 03Frankie.Boyles.2019.New.World.Order.720p.HDTV.x264-FTP.mkv ( https://drive.google.com )
[12:08:20] <FatPhil> fuck me, google's become *even worse*
[12:08:50] <FatPhil> its search results are now indistinguishable from clickbait
[12:09:22] <FatPhil> "People also ask" followed by a whole load of shit I didn't ask.
[12:30:58] <chromas> Goooogle Doodle Doo!
[13:06:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Over 100 Android Apps Used 'Soraka' Package to Perform Ad Fraud - https://sylnt.us - click-bait
[13:50:05] <FatPhil> is that some kind of cock reference I don't understand?
[14:17:23] <chromas> yes
[14:46:37] <FatPhil> I'm just not getting enough cock
[14:46:38] <FatPhil> references nowadays
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[15:26:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Polio Eradication Program Faces Hard Choices as Endgame Strategy Fails - https://sylnt.us - back-to-the-drawing-board
[17:20:55] <AzumaHazuki> it's plov o'clock, cykas
[17:22:46] <Bytram> =g plov
[17:22:47] <systemd> https://www.bbcgoodfood.com - Uzbek plov | BBC Good Food
[17:22:57] <Bytram> Huh?!
[17:25:29] <Bytram> AzumaHazuki: Did you mean something like ^^^ ??
[17:25:51] <Bytram> Oh, and H A P P Y N E W Y E A R ! ! !
[17:27:51] <AzumaHazuki> yes, something like that, but...kinda gopnik edition as i am working on limited budget
[17:28:24] <AzumaHazuki> using chicken thighs, and i've not got the peppers but have cayenne powder
[17:28:26] <Bytram> there you go again! ;)
[17:28:31] <Bytram> =g gopnik
[17:28:32] <systemd> https://en.wikipedia.org - Gopnik - Wikipedia
[17:28:41] <AzumaHazuki> technically, gopnitsa, not gopnik :v
[17:28:43] <Bytram> clicky
[17:29:51] <AzumaHazuki> ...i actually do full-heels squat at work in front of will-call area. can fill an entire section in all directions that way
[17:30:01] <Bytram> LOL!
[17:30:12] <AzumaHazuki> grab like 20 will call bags at a time, face the racks, squat so hard as if my name was Oksana, and hang up
[17:30:57] <Bytram> Oksana Baiul(sp?) (Skater)
[17:31:07] <AzumaHazuki> no idea :v
[17:31:21] <Bytram> so what you talkin about willis?
[17:31:28] <AzumaHazuki> i got to work a good 11-12 hours last night...got a half-shift at the downtown pharmacy
[17:31:34] <AzumaHazuki> that place smells like bad decisions
[17:31:57] <Bytram> what do you mean by "squat so hard as if my name was Oksana" ??
[17:32:08] <AzumaHazuki> eh, stereotypical Russian/similar name
[17:32:16] <Bytram> ahh, gotcha
[17:32:27] <Bytram> like: bob's your uncle?
[17:32:31] <AzumaHazuki> ...if i start coming to work in a tracksuit, there is no saving me
[17:32:37] <Bytram> ROFL@
[17:32:48] <AzumaHazuki> so far no Adidas items of clothing. so far.
[17:33:16] <Bytram> 'Cause you would *really* be running circles around them, right?
[17:33:34] * Bytram is safe on the Adidas front, too.
[17:42:21] <janrinok> AzumaHazuki, Happy New Year to you!
[17:42:39] <janrinok> Bytram, ... and of course a very Happy New Year to you too!
[17:43:00] * AzumaHazuki hopes like hell 2020 is better than 2019 but isn't counting on it
[17:43:39] <janrinok> noted, I was just back-reading! I hope so too!
[17:43:54] <Bytram> HNY to all!
[17:43:59] <AzumaHazuki> this fucking year nearly killed me
[17:44:06] <janrinok> last fucking year....
[17:44:20] <janrinok> this one hasn't even got going properly yet
[17:44:26] <Bytram> you're still here, so obviously it failed.
[17:44:39] <janrinok> I don't die easily!
[17:44:52] <Bytram> you ain't a parrot?
[17:45:11] <janrinok> I may be pining a bit
[17:45:34] <Bytram> for the fjords?
[17:45:47] <janrinok> that sort of thing
[17:46:02] <Bytram> better than carrying coconuts
[17:46:19] <janrinok> true, said the good knight
[17:47:16] <Bytram> right 'bout now I pulls a [killer] rabbit out of my hat
[17:47:24] <janrinok> lol
[17:48:19] <janrinok> I still have house guests - until about Tuesday I think - and it actually gives me more time on here than when I am on my own.
[17:48:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Coast Guard Discloses Ryuk Ransomware Infection at Maritime Facility - https://sylnt.us - how-many-times-must-we-say-"don't-open-suspicious-emails"?
[17:48:33] <Bytram> #yt bring out your dead
[17:48:33] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com -- Bring Out Your Dead
[17:48:53] <Bytram> Really? I find that, counterintuitive
[17:49:32] <janrinok> yep, but they are happy to take care of S so I get a little bit of time to think ( or waste on here :))
[17:53:24] <Bytram> Ahhhh, now I get it! I'm sure S appreciates the additional doting on her, too!
[18:11:54] <FatPhil> One thing that was a bit depressing was reading the BBC's list of 2019 deaths, and whilst there weren't many super-high-profile ones, there were a fuckton of people who had an positive contribution to my formative years.
[18:38:55] <guy> Happy New Year all
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[19:34:14] <FatPhil> likewise, happy calendric coincidence!
[19:35:14] <FatPhil> n.w. Dinner for One
[19:43:58] <pinchy> Malibu Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us.
[20:05:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hate O'Meter for Online Speech - https://sylnt.us - false-positives
[20:15:10] <chromas> I thought google already had that
[20:15:32] <chromas> toxicity vs hate
[22:26:50] <FatPhil> woh, just watched /The Two Popes/, pretty damn heavy for a "comedy". Pryce and Hopkins are both excellent.
[22:26:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wyze Exposes User Data Via Unsecured ElasticSearch Cluster - https://sylnt.us - eye-roll
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[23:46:29] <Cascade> http://asciicker.com
[23:46:30] <systemd> ^ 03ASCIICKER - Let's kick some ASCII