#soylent | Logs for 2020-06-17

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[00:26:57] <Bytram> =cite https://www.nature.com
[00:26:59] <systemd> Journal Reference: Scott T. Keene, Claudia Lubrano, Setareh Kazemzadeh, et al. A biohybrid synapse with neurotransmitter-mediated plasticity, <cite>Nature Materials</cite> (DOI: <a href="https://doi.org/10.1038/s41563-020-0703-y">10.1038/s41563-020-0703-y</a>)
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[01:46:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Boston Dynamics Will Now Sell Any US Business its Own Spot Robot for $74,500 - https://sylnt.us - can-you-spot-the-robot?
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[02:02:14] <chromas> So it turns out going from union to union all cuts 40 seconds off the query time, but if I forget to limit then the server dies
[02:51:57] <chromas> https://alternativeto.net
[02:51:58] <systemd> ^ 03Firefox Private Network beta is shifting from free to paid access
[02:51:58] <exec> └─ 13Firefox Private Network beta is shifting from free to paid access | AlternativeTo
[03:46:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Artificial Synapses and Living Cells Communicate Using Brain Chemicals - https://sylnt.us - an-environment-where-a-'shrink'-takes-on-a-different-connotation
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[05:58:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mars Orbiter Spots Green Glow over Red Planet - https://sylnt.us - seeing-green
[08:06:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Flat, "Bright" Spots on Titan Could Indicate Dried Up Floors of Ancient Lakes and Seas - https://sylnt.us - titanic-news
[08:10:01] <FatPhil> #weather
[08:10:02] <MrPlow> Pärnu mnt 67a, 10131 Tallinn, Estonia - Today: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 74/60F, Humidity: 79%, Precip: 23%, Wind ~4mph. Thu: "Possible light rain in the morning." 71/57F, Humidity: 86%, Precip: 62%, Wind ~4mph. Fri: "Clear throughout the day." 73/60F, Humidity: 74%, Precip: 24%, Wind ~7mph.
[09:09:20] <chromas> " i made a dildo out of toothpaste and popsicle sticks where my invitation to the white house"
[09:09:42] <chromas> reading comments on an old video about the ahmed mohammed 'clock'
[09:47:33] <FatPhil> Like Floyd, Mohammed was a national hero.
[09:48:21] <FatPhil> https://i.imgur.com
[09:58:21] <chromas> https://www.phonearena.com
[09:58:22] <systemd> ^ 03T-Mobile fires hundreds of Sprint employees in less than six minutes
[09:58:22] <exec> └─ 13T-Mobile fires hundreds of Sprint employees in less than six minutes - PhoneArena
[09:59:18] <chromas> what we need is a hebrew national gyro
[10:00:00] <FatPhil> Well done, Florida man. https://www.independent.co.uk
[10:00:02] <systemd> ^ 03Florida bars and restaurants close just a week after reopening
[10:02:44] <Cascade> Shut down Florida
[10:03:24] <Cascade> It's mostly old, Jewish retirees, right?
[10:03:33] <Cascade> Imagine a whole state of the parents from Seinfeld.
[10:03:58] <Cascade> Anyhow, they're too old to be exposed ot covid
[10:06:03] <FatPhil> The Seinfeld watching is continuing - all of the worst episodes are the ones with parents.
[10:06:55] <FatPhil> Why do they pretend Costanza's Italian when he acts jewish, is acted by a jewish actor, and his parents act jewish, and are played by jewish actors?
[10:07:13] <Cascade> Italianface
[10:07:55] <Cascade> Stereotypes are the best types
[10:08:03] <Cascade> next to signed bools
[10:08:37] <chromas> Not to be confused with signed boobs
[10:08:49] <chromas> https://www.sciencealert.com
[10:08:50] <systemd> ^ 03Slightly Unnerving AI Produces Human Faces Out of Totally Pixelated Photos
[10:08:51] <exec> └─ 13Slightly Unnerving AI Produces Human Faces Out of Totally Pixelated Photos
[10:10:02] <chromas> Just image the endless CG porn. Don't need actors anymore.
[10:14:11] <FatPhil> does this belong on the shitlords channel? https://globalnews.ca
[10:14:12] <systemd> ^ 03Austrian man fined for farting ‘with full intent’ at police - National
[10:14:13] <exec> └─ 13Austrian man fined for farting ‘with full intent’ at police - National | Globalnews.ca
[10:15:25] <chromas> Yeah well their mother was a hamster
[10:15:48] <FatPhil> Very disappointe that sciencealert article doesn't do the "enhance" riff
[10:16:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EU Launches Two Antitrust Investigations Into Apple Business Practices - https://sylnt.us - taking-a-bite-out-of-the-Apple
[10:16:47] <FatPhil> https://www.dailymotion.com
[10:16:48] <systemd> ^ 03Red Dwarf - Super Enhance - video dailymotion
[10:17:42] <chromas> It's time for common sense fartctl. Nobody needs fully automatic cheeks with a 30-putt magazine and a bumpstock
[10:20:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:20:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5271
[10:30:40] <FatPhil> If you have the clownworld honking sound to hand, honk it now: https://www.independent.co.uk
[10:30:50] <systemd> ^ 03Brexiteer MP says his 'French-speaking' dogs should be able to keep free movement rights
[10:35:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> so they bark with the most annoying accent ever?
[10:39:23] <chromas> woof du jour
[11:35:17] <FatPhil> yeah, it barks with a "le royaume-uni est merde" sound
[12:01:59] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:01:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 5272
[12:05:54] <Bytram> whereto? http://feedproxy.google.com
[12:05:55] <systemd> ^ 03Akamai, Amazon Mitigate Massive DDoS Attacks ( https://www.securityweek.com )
[12:05:56] <exec> └─ 13Akamai, Amazon Mitigate Massive DDoS Attacks | SecurityWeek.Com
[12:14:52] <Bytram> =asub https://www.bbc.co.uk
[12:14:54] <exec> └─ 13Facebook to let users turn off political adverts - BBC News
[12:14:56] <systemd> Submitting "Facebook to let users turn off political adverts"...( 1 modified urls; https://www.bbc.com )
[12:15:18] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Facebook to Let Users Turn Off Political Adverts" (32 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:26:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Finds 82 Percent of Avocado Oil Rancid or Mixed with Other Oils - https://sylnt.us - new-snake-oil?
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[12:50:17] <FatPhil> https://apnews.com
[12:50:17] <systemd> ^ 03Poll: Americans are the unhappiest they've been in 50 years
[12:50:18] <exec> └─ 13Poll: Americans are the unhappiest they've been in 50 years
[13:00:38] <boru> I suspect that sentiment is not restricted to Americans at the moment.
[13:01:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i'm a contrarian yet again cause i'm peachy keen
[13:01:59] <boru> Well, sure. I'm not suggesting everyone is unhappy.
[13:34:05] <FatPhil> well, the first 10 years were the worst, the next 10 years were the worst too
[13:36:47] <FatPhil> it went downhill after that
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[14:05:07] <SoyGuest271828> =asub https://arstechnica.com
[14:05:09] <exec> └─ 13T-Mobile’s outage yesterday was so big that even Ajit Pai is mad | Ars Technica
[14:05:09] <systemd> Submitting "T-Mobile’s outage yesterday was so big that even Ajit Pai is mad"...
[14:05:31] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03T-Mobile’s Outage Yesterday Was So Big That Even Ajit Pai is Mad" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:05:41] <SoyGuest271828> =asub https://www.washingtonpost.com
[14:05:51] <systemd> Submitting "Elite CIA unit that developed hacking tools failed to secure its own systems, allowing massive leak, an internal report found"...
[14:05:58] <exec> └─ 13Elite CIA hacking unit failed to protect its systems, allowing disclosure to WikiLeaks - The Washington Post
[14:06:13] <systemd> ✓* Sub-ccess! "08Elite CIA Unit That Developed Hacking Tools Failed to Secure its Own Systems, Allowing Massive Leak," (32 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:25:52] <SoyGuest271828> =asub https://9to5mac.com
[14:25:53] <systemd> Submitting "WWDC20 Swift Student Challenge winners announced by Apple - 9to5Mac"...
[14:25:53] <exec> └─ 13WWDC20 Swift Student Challenge winners announced by Apple - 9to5Mac
[14:26:15] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03WWDC20 Swift Student Challenge Winners Announced by Apple - 9to5Mac" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[14:27:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazingly Detailed Map Reveals How the Brain Changes with Aging - https://sylnt.us
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[16:45:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AMD Launching 3900XT, 3800XT, and 3600XT Zen 2 Refresh CPUs: Milking Matisse - https://sylnt.us - falconry++
[18:47:17] <FatPhil> The sitting president of America = I pretend to fight racist meanies (anagram, not mine)
[18:50:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> he doesn't even pretend-fight them, though - he just says he's fighting them while actually encouraging them to be racist meanies.
[18:56:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Moderation Bot Correctly - https://sylnt.us - Valve-Implementing-New-Steam-Comment-Moderation-Bot
[18:58:03] <chromas> Meanwhile, Epic Game Store still doesn't have a shopping cart
[19:13:33] <FatPhil> my fucking palemoon's got a fucking virus.
[19:13:51] <FatPhil> every time I select a twitter tab, it opens 3 more ft.com tabs.
[19:14:24] <FatPhil> if I close those 3, that makes the twitter tab selected again, and before I can hit the [x], 3 more appear.
[19:15:28] <FatPhil> When I go to the "page of all tab thumbnails", whatever it's called, it starts randomly reloading other tabs, and doesn't display the page of all thumbnails. So I have no way of closing the twitter one.
[19:15:44] <FatPhil> nuclear option chosen...
[19:15:58] <chromas> Restarting?
[19:16:04] <chromas> or opening Friefox?
[19:18:51] <FatPhil> the former, I can deselect that tab on restart
[19:19:41] <FatPhil> AFAIK, no JS should ever have been allowed within the twatter tab, so I have no idea what it was doing, or how it was able to do it.
[19:21:05] <FatPhil> I use FF only for sites that (a) absolutely demand a more modern browser and (b) I absolutely want to view. Otherwise, i have a fairly twitchy "fuckit, fuck you, don't care" trigger finger.
[19:21:10] <chromas> Have you updated it recently?
[19:21:28] <FatPhil> Nah, I'm an "old stable" kinda guy.
[19:21:35] <FatPhil> I'm a very old stable genius
[19:21:42] <chromas> I've had waterfox get tabs that aren't selectable. Usually gets a gap between it and the tabs above it
[19:21:57] <FatPhil> security patches get through, but that's about it.
[19:22:11] <chromas> That's probably it. Keeping those tabs secure
[19:25:43] <FatPhil> Our brewpub's production/inventory/sales info portal is pretty much the only thing I use FF for nowadays.
[19:59:42] <FatPhil> oooh, let's go double-deep, for bezos' pleasure: https://www.prnewswire.com
[19:59:42] <systemd> ^ 03HAI ROBOTICS launches World's First Carton-picking & Double-deep Autonomous Case-handling Robotic System
[19:59:43] <exec> └─ 13HAI ROBOTICS launches World's First Carton-picking & Double-deep Autonomous Case-handling Robotic System
[20:24:50] <FatPhil> Did this ever get in the SN story stream? https://www.aanda.org
[20:25:02] <systemd> ^ 03Transit least-squares survey - III. A 1.9 R⊕ transit candidate in the habitable zone of Kepler-160 and a nontransiting planet characterized by transit-timing variations
[20:25:07] <exec> └─ 13Transit least-squares survey - III. A 1.9 R⊕ transit candidate in the habitable zone of Kepler-160 and a nontransiting planet characterized by transit-timing variations | Astronomy & Astrophysics (A&A)
[20:52:06] <FatPhil> "It took just eight days for New Zealand to lose its COVID-free status when two women who had been given permission to leave quarantine early after arriving from abroad tested positive for the coronavirus, authorities said on Tuesday."
[20:52:51] <FatPhil> "the two women were given compassionate exemptions, as they were traveling from the U.K. to visit a dying parent in Wellington."
[20:53:30] <FatPhil> Fuck you new zealand - we want our empire back, and we're prepared to hand out virus-ridden blankets if it will help that goal!!!!
[20:59:01] <chromas> Did they die?
[21:08:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft, Ninjas, and the DMCA - https://sylnt.us - Sabaku-Taisō
[21:22:34] <FatPhil> Whaddayagonnado if they didn't, eh, sniperman.
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[22:56:31] <FatPhil> #weather
[22:56:32] <MrPlow> Pärnu mnt 67a, 10131 Tallinn, Estonia - Today: "Rain in the morning." 71/57F, Humidity: 84%, Precip: 67%, Wind ~4mph. Fri: "Clear throughout the day." 73/60F, Humidity: 75%, Precip: 25%, Wind ~8mph. Sat: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 65/56F, Humidity: 72%, Precip: 21%, Wind ~16mph.
[23:16:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Primitive Stem Cells Point to New Bone Grafts for Stubborn-to-Heal Fractures - https://sylnt.us - gimme-a-break!
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