#soylent | Logs for 2020-07-03
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[01:07:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Consumer Groups Urge Scrutiny of Google's Fitbit Buyout in Letter to Antitrust Regulators - https://sylnt.us - all-your-data-are-belong-to-us
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[02:37:12] <chromas> Maxwell isn't going to have killed herself
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[02:56:13] <RandomFactor> I bought a couple of Jeffrey Epstein ornaments last year, hung one on parents tree without telling them. Sadly i didn't get to hear the conversation, but I imagined it like this "Did you put this ornament on here?" "No Dear" "Well I didn't either, and it certainly didn't hang itself."
[03:16:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft to Auto Upgrade Some Business and Education PCs to Chromium Edge in August - https://sylnt.us - E.E.E.
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[03:21:47] <AnonymousCoward> =declined
[03:21:47] <systemd> Thanks for submitting this story. It appears that no editor has yet selected this story to be run. At least a week has passed since the story was submitted, and if an editor was going to have selected it, they would likely have done so by now. It has, therefore, been removed from the submission queue.
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[03:46:08] <Fnord666> =asub https://arstechnica.com
[03:46:10] <exec> └─ 13Uncovered: 1,000 phrases that incorrectly trigger Alexa, Siri, and Google Assistant | Ars Technica
[03:46:12] <systemd> Submitting "Uncovered: 1,000 phrases that incorrectly trigger Alexa, Siri, and Google Assistant"...
[03:46:33] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Uncovered: 1,000 Phrases That Incorrectly Trigger Alexa, Siri, and Google Assistant" (15 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:48:00] <Fnord666> =sub https://arstechnica.com
[03:48:02] <exec> └─ 13Heated seats as a service? BMW wants to sell car features on demand | Ars Technica
[03:48:02] <systemd> Submitting "Heated seats as a service? BMW wants to sell car features on demand"...
[03:48:24] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Heated Seats as a Service? BMW Wants to Sell Car Features on Demand" (4 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[04:00:33] <chromas> New YouTube videos: How to Toast Your Butt fore Free with this BMW hack
[05:27:52] <chromas> http://www.jabcomp.force9.co.uk
[05:27:54] <exec> └─ 13*** LINUX: JAB Computers | JAB Linux (64 bit) Custom | Windows 7 and Themes, Icons and Cursors. | Suse Linux | Software | Linux
[05:28:26] <chromas> Been a couple decades I think since I've seen a custom mouse cursor on a website
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[06:05:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hundreds Arrested as 'EncroChat' Crime Chat Network Cracked - https://sylnt.us - architecturally-impaired
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[06:59:14] <FatPhil> herp derp - 51k/day not enough, gotta have MOAR! USA 2,837,189 +57,236
[07:12:50] <FatPhil> Ghislaine Maxwell arrested!
[07:13:25] <FatPhil> may be sent to the same jail where Epstein accidentally did a deathy oops
[08:27:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Undulating Their Bodies Keeps Flying Snakes From Tumbling Out of Control - https://sylnt.us - robot-overlords
[08:28:41] <chromas> https://www.facebook.com
[08:28:43] <exec> └─ 13Patrick Ooi - 夠力吧！
[08:28:44] <systemd> ^ 03Patrick
[08:28:55] <chromas> vidya
[08:29:35] * chromas should set up youtube-dl-as-a-service
[08:30:30] <chromas> FatPhil: https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[08:41:11] <FatPhil> hilarious!
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[08:54:24] <FatPhil> I didn't know this before: Education: Balliol College, Oxford.
[08:55:00] <FatPhil> Maxwell founded the ocean-advocacy group The TerraMar Project, yet her alma mater has notoriety for murdering fish.
[08:56:50] <FatPhil> chromas: there's already something that does youtube-dl as a service - it's called "youtube". Unfortunately, it doesn't work so well.
[08:57:27] <chromas> does youtube work with facebook videos?
[08:58:12] <FatPhil> good point. but I think there's a website called "facebook" that serves facebook videos.
[08:58:25] <FatPhil> Unfortunately, it doesn't work so well.
[08:58:41] <chromas> Hm. Microsoft co-founded Terraserver, yet bing maps streetview is notoriously shitty
[08:59:33] <FatPhil> Yes, that's because Microsoft co-founded it.
[09:00:34] <inz> chromas, ocDownloader tries to be youtube-dl-as-a-self-hosted-service, but unfortunately it doesn't work so well.
[09:00:56] <FatPhil> Fuck
[09:01:11] <FatPhil> Looking for an anagram, and nearly found a classic...
[09:01:16] <FatPhil> Ghislaine Maxwell arrested = need sex with a smaller girl a
[09:01:41] <FatPhil> one fucking letter out, grrr
[09:02:07] <chromas> put a hyphen in and it's a italian stereotype but it doesn't work so well
[09:05:13] <FatPhil> Ghislaine Maxwell arrested = Area: Need sex with small girl?
[09:06:48] <FatPhil> someone else has come up with: British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell = Ethical bias is illegal sex with minor
[09:07:56] <chromas> Need to find one with her on one side of the = and epstein on the other
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[09:21:03] <chromas> "Security researchers have discovered five dating apps in the US and East Asia which are leaking millions of customer records thanks to misconfigured cloud databases."
[09:21:25] <chromas> Go cloud, go!
[09:22:33] * chromas invents insecurity-as-a-service
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[09:42:58] <SoyCow0889> “I think that, at some point, that’s going to sort of, just disappear, I hope.”
[09:43:53] <SoyCow0889> https://www.worldometers.info
[09:43:54] <systemd> ^ 03United States Coronavirus: 2,837,189 Cases and 131,485 Deaths - Worldometer ( https://www.worldometers.info )
[09:43:55] <exec> └─ 13404 Not Found
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[10:27:16] <GrandFireWizard> it's a SoyCow!
[10:27:23] <GrandFireWizard> =gday SoyCow1955
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[10:57:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Than 75% of All Vulnerabilities Reside in Indirect Dependencies - https://sylnt.us - friend-of-a-friend
[11:54:31] <inz> FatPhil, tried to come up with a good one, only wrote a tool: https://inz.fi|Need%20sex%20with%20a%20smaller%20girl
[11:54:32] <systemd> ^ 03Ana ( https://inz.fi )
[11:54:33] <exec> └─ 13Ana
[11:55:45] <inz> (don't have brain enough to juggle 'em)
[12:03:10] <FatPhil> I have a couple of tools writtin in perl/tk
[12:07:31] <inz> Also wrote this for grepping /usr/share/dict/words: https://inz.fi
[12:07:32] <systemd> ^ 03inz - homepage
[12:07:34] <exec> └─ 13inz - homepage
[12:07:35] <inz> But didn't really help either
[12:09:39] <nutherguy> super-cool video here
[12:09:46] <nutherguy> https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com
[12:09:47] <systemd> ^ 03Shopkeeper Locks Armed Robber in Store Until Police Arrive and Arrest Him - The Truth About Guns
[12:09:47] <exec> └─ 13Shopkeeper Locks Armed Robber in Store Until Police Arrive and Arrest Him - The Truth About Guns
[12:10:19] <nutherguy> no puppies were harmed in the making of the video
[12:10:36] <nutherguy> you may well laugh your ass off though
[12:10:40] <nutherguy> be prepared
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[13:16:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Piperidinium Salt Stabilizes Efficient Metal-Halide Perovskite Solar Cells - https://sylnt.us - don't-be-salty
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[15:35:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dish Buys Prepaid Carrier Boost Mobile for $1.4 Billion - https://sylnt.us - will-it-become-a-sat-phone?
[15:53:53] <RandomFactor> New nature inspired Drone/Torpedo combination https://twitter.com
[15:53:54] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[15:53:56] <exec> └─ 13Twitter
[17:56:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Zealand's Ancient Monster Penguins Had Northern Hemisphere Doppelgangers - https://sylnt.us - Year-of-the-six-foot-tall-Linux-desktop!
[20:06:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Heated Seats as a Service? BMW Wants to Sell Car Features on Demand - https://sylnt.us - cloud-to-butt-plus
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[20:33:21] <boru> Sounds like something that will be ripe for cracking.
[20:39:03] <chromas> hehe
[21:23:38] <RandomFactor> https://youtu.be
[21:23:39] <exec> └─ 13YouTube
[21:23:39] <systemd> ^ 03Star Spangled STEEL ( https://www.youtube.com )
[21:23:51] <RandomFactor> Now that's a nice rendition of our national anthem
[21:57:04] <chromas> https://www.theverge.com
[21:57:05] <systemd> ^ 03New York newspaper posts map with names and addresses of handgun permit owners (update)
[21:57:05] <exec> └─ 13New York newspaper posts map with names and addresses of handgun permit owners (update) - The Verge
[21:57:31] <chromas> https://media.thedonald.win
[22:25:12] <RandomFactor> https://christopherfountain.wordpress.com
[22:25:14] <systemd> ^ 03Sauce for the goose or, home address and phone number of Journal-News publisher
[22:25:15] <exec> └─ 13Sauce for the goose or, home address and phone number of Journal-News publisher | For What It's Worth
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[22:33:57] <RandomFactor> #weather jupiter
[22:34:04] <MrPlow> Toney Penna Dr, Jupiter, FL 33458, USA - Today: "Humid and partly cloudy throughout the day." 92/77F, Humidity: 82%, Precip: 42%, Wind ~6mph. Sat: "Humid and partly cloudy throughout the day." 92/76F, Humidity: 82%, Precip: 45%, Wind ~6mph. Sun: "Humid and partly cloudy throughout the day." 91/77F, Humidity: 84%, Precip: 55%, Wind ~7mph.
[22:34:10] <RandomFactor> https://gizmodo.com
[22:34:11] <systemd> ^ 03Jupiter Just Sprouted a Brand New Spot
[22:34:11] <exec> └─ 13New Surface Feature Appears on Jupiter Near Its Great Red Spot
[22:40:31] <RandomFactor> =submit https://gizmodo.com
[22:40:32] <exec> └─ 13New Surface Feature Appears on Jupiter Near Its Great Red Spot
[22:40:34] <systemd> Submitting "Jupiter Just Sprouted a Brand New Spot"...
[22:40:55] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Jupiter Just Sprouted a Brand New Spot" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:41:15] <RandomFactor> https://www.theregister.com
[22:41:16] <systemd> ^ 03Erudite, insightful, self-aware and almost human: Give your local database admin a hug – it's DBA Appreciation Day
[22:41:17] <exec> └─ 13Erudite, insightful, self-aware and almost human: Give your local database admin a hug – it's DBA Appreciation Day • The Register
[22:44:55] <RandomFactor> https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[22:44:56] <systemd> ^ 03The Week in Ransomware - July 3rd 2020 - Yes, Macs need antivirus
[22:44:57] <exec> └─ 13The Week in Ransomware - July 3rd 2020 - Yes, Macs need antivirus
[22:45:15] <RandomFactor> =submit https://www.bleepingcomputer.com
[22:45:17] <systemd> Submitting "The Week in Ransomware - July 3rd 2020 - Yes, Macs need antivirus"...
[22:45:17] <exec> └─ 13The Week in Ransomware - July 3rd 2020 - Yes, Macs need antivirus
[22:45:38] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Week in Ransomware - July 3rd 2020 - Yes, Macs Need Antivirus" (26 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:48:18] <RandomFactor> https://phys.org
[22:48:19] <systemd> ^ 03Toward lasers powerful enough to investigate a new kind of physics
[22:48:19] <exec> └─ 13Toward lasers powerful enough to investigate a new kind of physics
[22:49:31] <RandomFactor> =submit https://phys.org
[22:49:33] <exec> └─ 13Toward lasers powerful enough to investigate a new kind of physics
[22:49:38] <systemd> Submitting "Toward lasers powerful enough to investigate a new kind of physics"...
[22:49:59] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Toward Lasers Powerful Enough to Investigate a New Kind of Physics" (8 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:56:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Are We Making Spacecraft Too Autonomous? - https://sylnt.us - CPE-1704-TKS