#soylent | Logs for 2020-08-05
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[00:00:52] <SoyCow1234> #submit https://www.dailymail.co.uk
[00:00:54] <exec> └─ 13Police bodycam footage shows George Floyd arrest in detail | Daily Mail Online
[00:00:55] <MrPlow> Submitting. There is a mandatory delay, please be patient.
[00:01:20] <MrPlow> Submission successful. https://soylentnews.org
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[01:15:57] <nutherguy> Is this a QOTD, or a message from the staff?
[01:16:05] <nutherguy> The system will be down for 10 days for preventive maintenance.
[01:23:53] <Bytram> nutherguy: Where'd you see that?
[01:27:49] <Bytram> Ahhh, that's just the output of the Fortune program that appears as the bottom of most every page. SoylentNews has no plans for shutdown. And, if there were any plans, we would post such notice as a *story* on the site.
[01:32:07] <nutherguy> LOL Bytram
[01:32:53] <nutherguy> Beruit is a nice little town. City Charter requires a massive explosion every quarter century, to allow developers to rebuild
[01:35:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Propose a Novel Method for Controlling Fusion Reactions - https://sylnt.us - don't-let-the-genie-out-of-the-magnetic-bottle!
[01:36:52] <nutherguy> Holy shit - looking at pictures now - that was a HUGE explosion - seems to approach a mini-nuke for output
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[01:51:11] <guy_> 2,750 pounds of ammonium nitrate they say
[01:51:34] <guy_> Does that make it a 2.75 gigaton blast?
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[02:13:19] <chromas> no
[02:13:30] <chromas> you forgot a 2 in your math
[03:09:14] <guy_> if anyone is awake, I just started seeing server error notice, same as a week or two ago
[03:09:40] <guy_> Internal Server Error
[03:09:40] <guy_> The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
[03:09:40] <guy_> Please contact the server administrator, admin@soylentnews.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.
[03:09:40] <guy_> More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
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[03:14:14] <guy_> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[03:14:15] <exec> └─ 13The Newest Demon In The Left's Sights: Woke White Women | Zero Hedge
[03:14:32] <systemd> guy_, 04submit failed: JSONValue is not an object
[03:17:04] <guy_> chromas
[03:17:39] <guy_> cmn32480
[03:17:47] <guy_> FatPhil
[03:18:02] <guy_> TheMightyBuzzard
[03:24:02] <AzumaHazuki> even an aristarchus sub would be less trollish, less flamebaity, and less pointless
[03:24:09] <AzumaHazuki> the site itself refuses to have anything to do with it
[03:24:42] <AzumaHazuki> here's a free clue for ya, Runaway: "hurr hurr THE LEFT ARE THE REAL RACISTS!!11111ONE" died when the Southern Strategy was boen
[03:26:08] <guy_> Is BLM targeting white moms, blaming them for racism, or not?
[03:26:31] <guy_> basically, "If you''re white you're evil"
[03:26:50] <AzumaHazuki> i know, you're just looking for an excuse to trot out that persecution complex
[03:27:01] <guy_> and I have that "southern strategy" crap pegged -
[03:27:19] <guy_> "we'll have those niggers voting for us for the next 200 years"
[03:27:21] <guy_> it worked
[03:27:35] <AzumaHazuki> i wonder why? when the alternative was Literally The Klan
[03:27:47] <guy_> Dems are the klan -
[03:27:58] <guy_> and why you want to troll me here on IRC all of a sudden?
[03:28:01] <AzumaHazuki> ...are you serious? this is like a Markov Chain training dummy
[03:28:04] <guy_> I thought you had me in ignore
[03:28:38] <guy_> Markov's dummy was named Marissa for a reason
[03:28:42] <AzumaHazuki> i thought i did too and would like to know wtf hapened
[03:29:11] <guy_> It's a question of competence, I think - you don't know how to properly ignore someone
[03:29:24] <AzumaHazuki> and you can fuck off with that. between the two of us, you are the one regurgitating propaganda that tickles your feelz and justifies your ridiculous victim complex
[03:30:11] <guy_> Oh? Who brought up the ignorant-assed "southern strategy"
[03:30:26] <guy_> The Dems have their niggers on the plantation with it, don't they
[03:30:46] <AzumaHazuki> As I recall, the GOP about did 60 years ago. And given a choice between the Dems and the GOP, I would sure as hell vote Dem as a black person
[03:31:20] <AzumaHazuki> i ask this as a professional paranoid: what the fuck are you so afraid of? you give me the impression that you're scared of everyone more or less. how can you live like this?
[03:31:23] <guy_> Your white privilege is shining through, telling me what you would do as a black person
[03:31:37] <AzumaHazuki> that is a non-sequitur
[03:32:05] <guy_> Fear? I fear the real Nazis that you detract attention from with your endless sniveling and whining about people you merely disagree with
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[03:32:29] <AzumaHazuki> given the confluence of factors that being black (or Latin@, or any other visible minority) carries with it, it makes even less sense for me to vote GOP than it does for me to do it as a white woman
[03:32:44] <AzumaHazuki> this is not difficult. it's a simple self-interest calculation.
[03:33:11] <AzumaHazuki> fact is...rationally speaking, a GOP vote only makes sense if you are tremendously wealthy
[03:33:31] <chromas> Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
[03:33:33] <guy_> It's been posted enough times, by enough members: If you're voting for either face of the Demopublican party, you're part of the problem
[03:33:50] * chromas invites Steve Ballmer to come throw the first chair.
[03:33:52] <guy_> chromas is only staff awake, he probably broke the site
[03:34:13] <AzumaHazuki> given my druthers I'd rather have a Greenie in office, but since tha chances of that are in "snowball in the Malebolge" territory...
[03:34:19] * guy_ throws Steve Ballsaq out the fuckiing window with his chair
[03:34:34] <AzumaHazuki> then i'll vote for the party who, if they win, will give me perhaps 1-3 more years' window to get out of this country
[03:35:11] <AzumaHazuki> see, I've realized something: the US is a dead letter. it took a mortal wound when Reagan was elected. It's been all downhill from there.
[03:35:24] <guy_> You're off the hook Chromas - the site loads now
[03:35:48] <guy_> =submit https://www.zerohedge.com
[03:35:49] <exec> └─ 13The Newest Demon In The Left's Sights: Woke White Women | Zero Hedge
[03:35:50] <systemd> Submitting "The Newest Demon In The Left's Sights: Woke White Women"...
[03:36:10] <AzumaHazuki> don't misunderstand...I have absolutely no desire to change you or your thinking. it can't be done. you've long since sold your soul. i'm just letting you know you're full of shit as usual
[03:36:12] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03The Newest Demon in the Left's Sights: Woke White Women" (17 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:36:52] <guy_> Have not sold my soul - I'm not registered with any of the parties, being INDEPENDENT
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[03:37:03] <AzumaHazuki> so am I. what's your point?
[03:37:16] <guy_> My soul is my own, dummy
[03:37:29] <AzumaHazuki> no, it's not. you sold it a long, long time ago
[03:37:33] <guy_> I owe nothing to Trump, nothing to Biden, nothing to any of those asses
[03:37:46] <guy_> Are you OCD?
[03:38:03] <AzumaHazuki> if your soul is your own, why are you constantly living in fear? even I'm not anywhere near as frightened as you and i'm fleeing for live
[03:38:23] <AzumaHazuki> you seem to see existential threats, personal ones directed at you specifically, at every corner
[03:38:28] <guy_> You're also so full of shit, your eyes are turning brown\
[03:38:41] <guy_> key words "you seem"
[03:38:57] <guy_> your perception of reality isn't all that great
[03:39:00] <AzumaHazuki> okay, you are seeing existential threats, personal ones directed at you specifically, at every corner
[03:39:13] <AzumaHazuki> you're one of the most frightened people i've ever met based on the content of your posts
[03:39:33] <guy_> Thankfully, we've never met, or I'd remember it
[03:39:43] <AzumaHazuki> ye ken well what i mean laddie
[03:39:57] <guy_> Unless you were that old woman in uptown Manhattan going on and on about the Jews harassing her
[03:40:12] <AzumaHazuki> virtually every post of yours reeks of fear and the false front of bravado you put up to disguise it from...who? yourself?
[03:40:32] <guy_> That reek? It's in the back of your nostrils, and you carry it with you
[03:40:50] <AzumaHazuki> and that's what you reduce yourself to when you have no answer :)
[03:41:38] <guy_> It's the answer, all the same. No matter how far you run from your ghetto home in Queens, you can't escape yourself.
[03:41:40] <AzumaHazuki> face it, old man...the entire forum has you figured out. you're a frightened, half-senile has-been who's let his brain be eaten by propaganda with a victim complex the size of the Chrysler building
[03:41:56] <guy_> "the whole forum"
[03:42:08] <AzumaHazuki> Yeah, even random-ass ACs are calling you out
[03:42:22] <guy_> That's why when lefties are on, they downmod me to 45 or so, and when rational people are on, they mod me back up to 50
[03:42:51] <AzumaHazuki> ...see, that's part one of your psychosis: tribalism. you assume any downmods are irrational and any upmods are rational
[03:43:10] <guy_> And, you're smart enough to know that at least a couple of those AC's are socks
[03:43:29] <AzumaHazuki> I don't know that for certain, though i of course suspect it. doesn't change what i just said
[03:43:59] <AzumaHazuki> consider that you may be getting some of those downmods because you're saying frankly stupid, horrifying, solipsistic shit
[03:44:09] <guy_> It should change what you just said - a couple of people dedicate a lot of time to stalking me
[03:44:21] <guy_> sorta like you had APK stalking you
[03:44:25] <AzumaHazuki> oh get off the fucking cross, we need the wood
[03:44:41] <AzumaHazuki> no one gives a shit. even i never waste more than 2 or 3 points or so on you at a time
[03:44:47] <guy_> You don' tneed the wood, there is no shortage of dildoes
[03:44:57] <AzumaHazuki> yeah, I'm talking to one right now
[03:45:11] <AzumaHazuki> how in the hell did you go from scrap wood to dildos?
[03:45:22] <guy_> I'm not in the market, but it would be the best you ever had
[03:45:32] <AzumaHazuki> Aaaaahahahaha, wow
[03:45:45] <AzumaHazuki> this is textbook. you're getting backed into a corner so you pull out the misogyny
[03:45:58] <AzumaHazuki> i feel bad for laughing at this but i can't help it
[03:46:17] <guy_> WTF mysogyny? Nothing I've said can be construed as a hatred of women
[03:46:20] <chromas> "Will they or won't they?" cliché [ding]
[03:46:21] <guy_> you're just sick
[03:46:35] <AzumaHazuki> how so? :) the whole loving women as a woman thing?
[03:46:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Problem with Microwaving Tea - https://sylnt.us - shut-up-and-take-my-money
[03:46:53] <AzumaHazuki> because it sounds to me like someone is jealous. man, the more i talk to you the more i see why your wife ditched you
[03:47:06] <guy_> ROFLMAO
[03:47:51] <AzumaHazuki> if she were 30 years younger I might track her down and make her an offer. It would be the best she's ever had :) since, y'know, I know my way around a woman
[03:48:19] <chromas> You know what might be better than a splintery wooden cross dildo is one of those anglerfish
[03:48:32] <guy_> Since you know women so well - can you tell a woman that she's pregnant before she or her doctor knows it?
[03:48:36] <guy_> I did
[03:48:37] <chromas> the penis with a heart of gold
[03:48:43] <AzumaHazuki> and...?
[03:48:56] <AzumaHazuki> this may surprise you, but gay girls generally don't...y'know, reproduce
[03:49:05] <chromas> Target knows
[03:49:18] <chromas> You'll get coupons in the mail
[03:49:23] <guy_> I think I might know it before Target
[03:49:29] <chromas> no
[03:49:34] <guy_> close call really
[03:49:39] <AzumaHazuki> splintery---wait, like that scene in the exorcist?
[03:49:47] <AzumaHazuki> "do you know what your fucking daughter did?!" etc
[03:52:52] * guy_ thinks about making some radioactive tea
[03:53:08] <AzumaHazuki> ...i think i wore him out. men really are spent after one go, it seems
[03:53:21] <AzumaHazuki> can i call you One Pump Man? :D
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[04:04:02] <drussell> so, uhhh... am I the only one receiving just a "Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. " when I click on a story?
[04:04:21] <drussell> Most of the time the main page just loads without CSS also...
[04:04:54] <drussell> Sometimes on a refresh it looks normal, but clicking on any story, they're blank...
[04:05:58] <drussell> Sometimes a totally blank page, but now seems to go to one with the nav pane to the left and the header at the top, but no content...
[04:13:00] <drussell> when I manually load one in a private window, I just see a whole bunch of comments about everything being "racist"
[04:13:23] <drussell> so I'm guessing APK is doing some sort of DOS attack, somehow?
[04:14:37] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[04:14:37] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[04:14:39] <drussell> for example, " Late stage Anti-Racism Late stage Anti-Racism (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday August 04, @09:07PM (9 children)"
[04:14:56] <drussell> " This is example of Late-Stage Anti-Racism, which looks a lot like fucking Racism."
[04:15:06] <drussell> is scored -1, so somebody was able to moderate
[04:15:29] <drussell> " Inside out reactionary anti-reverse old school racist! Must be a Milano."
[04:15:52] <drussell> "Officials, essential workers, elderly, the rest. Totally racist"
[04:15:57] <drussell> hey, TMB...
[04:16:10] <drussell> sorry to raise you from your slumber.... :)
[04:16:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup?
[04:16:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> besides 500 errors i mean
[04:16:39] <drussell> Have you tried loading a story lately?
[04:16:57] <drussell> [22:03] <drussell> so, uhhh... am I the only one receiving just a "Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. " when I click on a story?
[04:17:22] <drussell> looks like APK has been at it again somehow
[04:17:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> check again
[04:18:01] <drussell> Ah, yes, loading fine now, thank you... :)
[04:18:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> happens every so often. just have to bounce apache and varnish
[04:18:47] <drussell> yeah, I've seen similar before
[04:19:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing nefarious, just standard bugginess
[04:19:38] <drussell> Yes, no worries... :)
[04:20:05] <drussell> I just thought it a little straneg when I DID finally load a story and it was all spam/troll comments... haha
[04:20:10] <drussell> strange
[04:20:38] <AzumaHazuki> apk Has A Problem (TM)
[04:20:43] <drussell> so sad that someone has nothing better to do...
[04:20:52] * drussell facepalms
[04:20:58] <chromas> Isn't that why we're all here?
[04:21:04] <drussell> :)
[04:21:07] <drussell> Indeed haha
[04:22:31] <drussell> Carry on... :)
[04:22:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but up until he decided his asshattery needed automated it was a very minor one
[04:23:37] <drussell> Yes... indeed, that was annoying... :)
[04:24:35] <drussell> I saw your journal entry, lol... asshat indeed :)
[04:25:21] <drussell> I was so busy on the weekend that I hadn;t actually loaded any of those stories but I went back and looked and basicaly just (facepalm)ed
[04:25:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, gonna sift through spam mods real quick then back to bed. yall have a pleasant, restful evening.
[04:25:48] <drussell> Thank you for your tireless service :)
[04:26:02] <drussell> GN, friend!
[04:27:06] <drussell> " A problem with microwaving tea is the rip in spacetime that causes soylentnews to reboot. " is actually a pretty good, funny comment for an AC... haha
[04:29:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> couple obvious mouse-wheel or pagedown errors, reversed without ban, sleep now.
[04:35:31] <guy_> Thanks Buzzard
[04:35:40] <drussell> Indeed... Thank you, sir! :)
[04:35:55] <guy_> I look forward to the next time I try to wake the staff up at night ;^)
[04:36:46] * guy_ researches fire station wake up alarms for Buzzard's church project
[04:41:43] <drussell> lol
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[05:56:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NetWalker Ransomware Rakes in $29M Since March - https://sylnt.us - cats-and-mice
[06:45:06] <FatPhil> Wow, what an explosion!!!!!
[06:45:34] <FatPhil> Never let Azuma and anti-Azuma come in contact with each other.
[08:05:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Beware of Find-My-Phone, Wi-Fi, and Bluetooth, NSA Tells Mobile Users - https://sylnt.us - OpSec-FTW
[10:07:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twitter Faces FTC Probe, Likely Fine Over Use of Phone Numbers for Ads - https://sylnt.us - busted-(again)
[10:55:44] <guy_> =submit https://questioncopyright.org
[10:55:46] <systemd> Submitting "Why the Internet Archive’s National Emergency Library is a Good Idea. – Question Copyright"...
[10:55:46] <exec> └─ 13Why the Internet Archive’s National Emergency Library is a Good Idea. – Question Copyright
[10:56:08] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Why the Internet Archive’s National Emergency Library is a Good Idea. – Question Copyright" (27 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[10:57:38] <guy_> =submit https://www.nytimes.com
[10:57:39] <exec> └─ 13Live Updates: Beirut Explosion - The New York Times
[10:57:41] <systemd> Submitting "As Death Toll Rises After Deadly Blast, a Search for Answers and Survivors: Live Updates"...
[10:58:03] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03As Death Toll Rises After Deadly Blast, a Search for Answers and Survivors: Live Updates" (58 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:16:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Beirut Explosion Kills Over 100, Linked to 2,700 Tons of Ammonium Nitrate in Port Warehouse - https://sylnt.us
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[12:39:45] <Bytram> as if 2020 had not already been challenging enough, :: very sad face ::
[12:40:02] * Bytram needs a break... laters
[12:41:03] <guy_> The same Nike exploiting Uighur slaves in China, brings you this gay-wad video
[12:41:09] <guy_> https://twitter.com
[12:41:11] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[12:41:12] <exec> └─ 13Twitter
[12:42:00] <guy_> That's Nike - the people who sell you $3.00 shoes for $150 and up
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[12:55:43] <FatPhil> why did the skateboard not change as the persion transitioned? shouldn't it have transformed into a hot air baloon, or something as similar to a skateboard as a middle-eastern muslim female is to a white gay male/
[12:57:28] <GrandFireWizard> it's not The Doctor?
[13:11:37] <FatPhil> It probably was The Doctor. But if the chameleon circuit can make it look like a skateboard, it can also make it look like a hot air baloon.
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[13:26:04] <RandomFactorAtWork> =submit dasvidaniya https://www.cuinfosecurity.com
[13:26:06] <exec> └─ 13Alleged GandCrab Distributor Arrested in Belarus
[13:26:07] <systemd> Submitting "Alleged GandCrab Distributor Arrested in Belarus"...
[13:26:29] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Alleged GandCrab Distributor Arrested in Belarus" (13 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[14:26:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Police Bodycam Footage Shows George Floyd Arrest in Detail - https://sylnt.us
[15:33:00] <guy_> In the gancrab article, how do you pronounce "truniger"???? Is there a word hidden in there that I should recognize?
[15:33:21] <guy_> looks racist to me, at least
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[18:46:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX's Starship SN5 Conducts Successful 150-Meter Flight Test - https://sylnt.us - flying-silos
[20:06:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rocket Lab Will Resume Missions in August Following Launch Failure - https://sylnt.us - rocket-science
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