#soylent | Logs for 2020-11-10
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[00:01:26] <aristarachus> Bit late for Halloween, but https://www.vice.com
[00:01:27] <systemd> ^ 03Witches Allegedly Stole Penises and Kept Them as Pets in the Middle Ages
[00:03:04] <FatPhil> bollocks, youtube have broken youtube-dl again
[00:08:08] <Bytram> FatPhil: Prolly depends on the video; I am doing a D/L right now.
[00:10:04] <aristarachus> Thing about low-information voters and believers in witchcraft, the memes are strikingly persistent. Penis thing going on right now in Nigeria, and the "blood libel" is what QAnon is.
[00:14:08] <Runaway1956> https://www.youtube.com
[00:14:09] <AzumaHazuki> i'm just tired of it all...did you ever play and beat Phantasy Star II? One of the characters, coincidentally a biologist, has as his last words "you have shown me the ugliness of continued existence"
[00:14:10] <systemd> ^ 03Corpse Phallus Capers of Rasputin & Napoleon
[00:14:15] <AzumaHazuki> that is A Mood (TM)
[00:14:42] <c0lo> "Make America Rake Again" and "Lawn and Order"
[00:15:43] <c0lo> Gotta admire the low cost common-sense opportunistic marketing https://www.theguardian.com
[00:15:44] <systemd> ^ 03'Make America rake again': Four Seasons Total Landscaping cashes in on Trump fiasco
[00:16:43] <FatPhil> Bytram: it's the list generation that is failing, if you can't get the playlist, you don't know what new vids have arrived, so I'm kinda hamstrung.
[00:18:46] <Bytram> FatPhil: Hrrrm
[00:19:56] <FatPhil> I'll turn on JS and do some traffic sniffing, and see if I can get the list another way
[00:20:30] <Bytram> can't you just load the YouTube page, right click, Copy Link Location on a video you want, and then download *that*
[00:20:44] <FatPhil> One hack that seems to work with youtub-dl when it sometimes fails to download a video is to just give it the video's hash, not the full URL. Bizarre.
[00:21:09] <FatPhil> I only get the playlist in the browser if I have JS turned on, and I want to minimise that.
[00:21:29] <Runaway1956> ??? What about smtube?
[00:23:58] <FatPhil> never heard of smtube
[00:24:40] <aristarchus> you're on linux, right? apt-get install smtube
[00:26:38] <Runaway1956> Yeah, what he said
[00:27:17] <Runaway1956> I use smtube to find vidyas, right click on the vid, and select "play with VLC"
[00:27:52] <Runaway1956> I don't think any javascript can run in VLC, maybe a little in smtube, but not likely
[00:28:41] <c0lo> https://www.theguardian.com
[00:28:42] <systemd> ^ 03Local Arkansas police chief quits after calling for violence against Democrats
[00:30:17] <AzumaHazuki> damn those leftists, with their constant threats of violence and naughty naughty incivil...uh...hm
[00:31:53] <Runaway1956> so, you finally see the light 'zumi?
[00:31:59] <Runaway1956> damn those leftists!
[00:32:35] <Runaway1956> with a little work, you could become a plain old right-minded witch
[00:32:38] <aristarachus> But when they start talking to theirselves, like aristarchus/Runaway1956, well,
[00:33:14] <Runaway1956> grammatically incorrect aristarachus
[00:34:12] <aristarachus> When it starts talking to itself. . . better?
[00:34:32] <Runaway1956> it rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again
[00:34:32] <c0lo> Do give them their due, the right wing rarely riot. They only kill people and blow up buildings.
[00:35:14] <Bytram> c0lo++ I must admit that got a lol out of me
[00:35:14] <Bender> karma - c0lo: 4
[00:35:33] <AzumaHazuki> uzzard's goddamn tone trolling over that has reached new lows, c0lo
[00:35:35] <Runaway1956> sometimes, they kill buildings and blow up people
[00:36:33] <Bytram> the art of the joke -- lead 'em one way and then yank them somewhere else at the end
[00:36:44] <FatPhil> ... and then I got off the bus.
[00:37:27] <FatPhil> I'll investigate smtube in the morning. I have no idea where the browser's getting the playlist from, youtube has obfuscated things very well.
[00:37:41] <AzumaHazuki> SMTube sounds...dirty
[00:37:58] <AzumaHazuki> i know it's an SMPlayer plugin
[00:38:23] <c0lo> It's... consensual, nothing wrong with it.
[01:13:34] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[01:13:34] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into TheMightyBuzzard's gaping mouth
[01:15:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> zumi, tone trolling isn't saying you're a terrible person because of how you behave, it's saying you're wrong because you're mean. i say why you're wrong and why you're a shithead as separate ideas.
[01:17:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> you on the other hand can't say as much
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[01:23:37] * c0lo sees TMB being pedantically irrelevant again
[01:23:44] * c0lo yawns
[01:23:44] * MrPlow flips a Skittle into c0lo's gaping mouth
[01:24:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> skittle communist!
[01:24:48] * c0lo hates M&M's
[01:26:15] <chromas> /kick c0lo
[01:27:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy crap, i just realized we lost connery and trebek within two weeks of each other.
[01:27:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> =blame
[01:27:52] * systemd points at Bytram
[01:29:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i needa watch me some celebrity jeopardy skits
[01:31:24] * c0lo hates Skittles too
[01:34:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, good, i don't have 70 fucking messages tonight. only 65 this time.
[01:36:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i know i like arguing but fucking hell, people
[01:39:02] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: https://xkcd.com
[01:39:02] <systemd> ^ 03Duty Calls
[01:42:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ten years ago, this was the case. today, they can be wrong all they like. i just have an urge (though not irresistible) to respond to anyone actually wanting to converse.
[01:43:00] * TheMightyBuzzard is mostly interested in the burger robot story tonight, honestly
[01:43:25] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: Oh. Then... hai!
[01:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> burgers are far more important than presidents
[01:46:53] <Bytram> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[01:46:53] <Bender> Added quote 997
[01:48:28] <AzumaHazuki> eat shit, uzzard. you're incapable of telling good from evil so nothing you say on the matter has any weight
[01:50:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> says the woman who has never been right about someone else's emotions or motivations in the history of ever
[01:50:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> your empathy isn't
[01:52:12] <AzumaHazuki> you wish
[01:52:29] <AzumaHazuki> look, uzzard, i realized a long time ago some things in the shape of humans ain't. you're one of them.
[01:52:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> and, wrong again.
[01:53:00] <AzumaHazuki> you have no epistemological grip on morality. you're a psychopath, so how could you? so you don't have anything to say on any subject dealing with morals
[01:53:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> my left nut has more functional empathy than you. yours is imaginary.
[01:53:44] <AzumaHazuki> this isn't even worth the effort
[01:54:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> you see shit that conflicts with how you think things should be and immediately assume the person is Literally Hilter. you're incapable of empathy.
[01:54:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, feel free to have a nice steaming cup of STFU then
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[02:05:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Studies Offer Suggestions for Combatting Conspiracy Theories, Stereotypes - https://sylnt.us - people-believe-what-they-want-to-(or-fear-to)-believe
[02:08:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy crap, EF actually managed negative karma finally
[02:16:57] <c0lo> TheMightyBuzzard what you do is not arguing, it's shitposting.
[02:18:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, shitposting is when you take someone else's argument and make it in a ludicrous, over-the-top manner. it's irreverent satire.
[02:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i make my own arguments in an over-the-top manner if i'm going to make anyone's.
[02:21:39] <chromas> https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net
[02:21:45] <chromas> Now this is shitposting!
[02:27:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, https://tmb.dedyn.io
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[02:32:04] <c0lo> TheMightyBuzzard ah, so you really belive the "arguments" that you make? If so, I'll have to correct my image of your intellectual capabilities and declare myself naive in this regard.
[02:32:56] <AzumaHazuki> psy. cho. path. everything he says and does makes perfect sense if you start from the presumption that he's a textbook case of antisocial personality disorder
[02:33:12] <AzumaHazuki> i don't understand why so many people seem resistant to the idea
[02:33:30] <AzumaHazuki> what does he have to do, toss a kitten in a meatgrinder on livestream?
[02:34:08] <chromas> when kitty does a beefcake
[02:40:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, finally beat me in an argument and i'll take that as an insult.
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[02:43:16] <Runaway1956> holy shit
[02:50:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> what does jesus do in the woods, alex?
[02:59:30] <Runaway1956> Not sure about jesus, but I'm pretty sure the pope shits in the woods
[03:01:09] <Runaway1956> Two sheriffs shot outside of Portland - no indication yet whether the (dead) shooter was protesting for or against Trump
[03:02:03] <Runaway1956> https://ussanews.com
[03:02:03] <systemd> ^ 03Just a moment...
[03:05:01] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.vox.com
[03:05:03] <systemd> Submitting "Exclusive: The former CEO of Google has applied to become a citizen of Cyprus"...
[03:05:19] <Runaway1956> the rats are abandoning ship
[03:05:25] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Exclusive: the Former CEO of Google Has Applied to Become a Citizen of Cyprus" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:08:21] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[03:08:24] <systemd> ^ 03Cypress Hill - Insane In The Brain (Official Video)
[03:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Runaway1956, he shoulda been protesting against cops shooting folks
[03:14:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean, if i knew i was gonna get shot, that'd be my top protest priority
[03:20:09] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.space.com
[03:20:11] <systemd> Submitting "Arecibo Observatory suffers more damage as second cable fails"...
[03:20:33] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Arecibo Observatory Suffers More Damage as Second Cable Fails" (21 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[03:20:37] <Runaway1956> I suspect that maybe if he hadn't shot at the cops, they might not have shot back buzzard
[03:21:00] <Runaway1956> can't say for certain, but that's usually how things work
[03:22:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that's pretty narrow minded. why'd they wanna oppress a law abiding criminal like that?
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[03:22:38] <Runaway1956> LOL - I think 'zumi's head assploded with your last comment
[03:29:36] <c0lo> TheMightyBuzzard and why exactly should I beat you in an argument? It's inconsequential, uselss and a waste of time to try to beat an idiot.
[03:32:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> c0lo, shurg, you can keep losing if you like. it's no skin off my nose.
[03:33:44] <c0lo> I can keep gaining time for things that really matter, yes.
[03:34:34] <c0lo> Like the 3 mins time I need to clean my toilet bowl.
[03:36:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i must need sleep. i can't think up a witty excuse to get you to clean mine.
[03:37:14] <Runaway1956> article in the news feed about toilets . . .
[03:37:31] <Runaway1956> you should always close the lid because germy droplets escape when you flush
[03:38:03] <Runaway1956> meanwhile, Bill Barr sets wheels in motion to clean America's Dem toilet
[03:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, Runaway1956, that's a shitload of downmods you got over the past few days
[03:38:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i already do that
[03:39:00] <Runaway1956> LOL @ downmods - they gang up on me from time to time
[03:39:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd just as soon have as little fecal matter on my toothbrush as is viable
[03:39:42] <Runaway1956> But, what bout your digestive biome?
[03:39:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> five second rule covers that fine
[03:40:22] <Runaway1956> Minimum Daily Requirement for fecal matter is about 35 millie grams I think
[03:40:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> no mod bombs but you musta hurt a lot of butts
[03:40:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> so the 50lb sacks we get every day out of DC don't count?
[03:41:16] <Runaway1956> he he he - don't do that, I'm choking from laughing
[03:42:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> zumi got a fair number two but only two from me
[03:42:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/two/too/1
[03:42:20] <SedBot> <TheMightyBuzzard> zumi got a fair number too but only two from me
[03:42:29] <Runaway1956> actually, if we were to be semiserious, your 35mg should probably be sourced from 35 different people
[03:42:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have no idea as to the quality of her number two
[03:43:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> rimjobs for everyone!
[03:43:31] <Runaway1956> so perversion has been normalized again
[03:44:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> should never have been otherwise. telling folks what they can do in the privacy of their home with other consenting adults is fuuuuucked up.
[03:44:40] <Runaway1956> Will never forget eldest granddaughter, years ago, running naked through the house, screaming "lick my butt" at the chihauhua that was chasing her
[03:44:55] * TheMightyBuzzard cackles
[03:45:17] <Runaway1956> women got home and took me to task, "What were you thinking?"
[03:45:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, it's not like the evil rat could reach it.
[03:47:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i will never forget TR walking in on his boy child while he was supposed to be taking a shower and finding him doing some hands-free scratching of his asshole on the curtains. cause it itched and he didn't want to scratch it while he was *trying to get clean*
[03:47:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> think he was about 4
[03:48:23] <Runaway1956> LOL - what a mental picture
[03:48:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> life's just pretty awesome some days
[03:49:29] * Runaway1956 wonders if there's any coffee left
[03:49:33] <Runaway1956> BBIAB
[03:50:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> not here there ain't. which is why i'm still up fucking around on the computer instead of sleeping.
[03:52:56] <Runaway1956> Life is so unfair, I had to spend two minutes making coffee, now I have to wait for 3 or 4 more
[03:53:23] * Runaway1956 notes that it is time to clean the old Bunn coffee maker
[03:55:06] <Runaway1956> https://m.youtube.com
[03:55:08] <systemd> ^ 03HOW TO: Deep Clean BUNN Speed Brew coffee maker using vinegar ( https://www.youtube.com )
[03:56:11] <Runaway1956> LOL, she carefully measures 4 cups of vinegar, instead of dumping the 1 quart bottle in
[03:59:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, i haven't cleaned my coffee maker in nearly six years. water's so soft it cleaned the scale out of the tea kettle after making just four pitchers of tea.
[04:00:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're talking like 1/8" of lime scale. stratford had water so hard you could chip a tooth on it.
[04:00:49] <Runaway1956> I've seen water like that at work
[04:01:13] <Runaway1956> when we finally started treating our water, the scale began to disappear from my thermolators and heat exchangers
[04:01:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking awesome for showers. rinse clean almost instantly and drying off barely takes a meaningful glance at the towel.
[04:01:46] <Runaway1956> amazing that it took the smart boys forever to figure out why all our shit was rusting away
[04:03:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, ima grab one more smoke, lay down, and read a book till i fall asleep.
[04:04:27] <Runaway1956> later
[04:15:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Father discovers 11-year-old spent $170K on app purchases - https://sylnt.us - lock-your-phone
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[06:16:16] <c0lo> =submit https://www.theguardian.com
[06:16:18] <systemd> Submitting "Local Arkansas police chief quits after calling for violence against Democrats"...( 1 modified urls; http://www.theguardian.com )
[06:16:40] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Local Arkansas Police Chief Quits After Calling for Violence Against Democrats" (17 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[06:27:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Micron Announces 176-layer 3D NAND - https://sylnt.us
[06:56:52] <c0lo> =submit https://www.bbc.com
[06:56:54] <systemd> Submitting "Covid vaccine: First 'milestone' vaccine offers 90% protection"...
[06:57:16] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Covid Vaccine: First 'Milestone' Vaccine Offers 90% Protection" (38 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[08:36:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Second Cable Fails at Arecibo, Causing More Damage to Famed SETI Dish - https://sylnt.us - ker-plunk
[09:43:25] <c0lo> https://www.reuters.com
[09:43:26] <systemd> ^ 03U.S. COVID-19 hospitalizations surge to record of just over 59,000 patients: Reuters tally
[09:49:58] <c0lo> https://www.cdc.gov
[09:49:59] <systemd> ^ 03COVID-19 Data Dashboard – Patient Impact & Hospital Capacity ( https://www.cdc.gov )
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[10:33:36] <FatPhil> #weather
[10:33:38] <MrPlow> Voorimehe, 10146 Tallinn, Estonia - Today: "Partly cloudy throughout the day." 45/36F, Humidity: 85%, Precip: 9%, Wind ~6mph. Wed: "Possible light rain until evening." 47/38F, Humidity: 95%, Precip: 83%, Wind ~8mph. Thu: "Mostly cloudy throughout the day." 41/33F, Humidity: 94%, Precip: 21%, Wind ~8mph.
[10:48:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Administrator Jim Bridenstine Plans to Resign - https://sylnt.us - class-act
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[11:35:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin hell, 65 messages last night, 39 this morning. screw it, i'll read em later. ima play some vidya before i go polish off the last of the church work before the lektrik rough-in inspection V: the homeowner strikes back
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[12:15:06] <c0lo> https://www.republicworld.com
[12:15:07] <systemd> ^ 03US: Hospitals 'at the brink,' Utah issues mask mandate
[12:17:07] <c0lo> =submit https://apnews.com
[12:17:08] <systemd> Submitting "US allows 1st emergency use of a COVID-19 antibody drug"...
[12:17:30] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03US Allows 1st Emergency Use of a COVID-19 Antibody Drug" (19 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[12:56:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former CEO of Google -- Eric Schmidt -- Applied to Become a Citizen of Cyprus - https://sylnt.us - fleeing-the-country
[14:15:14] <Ingar> s/Applied/Payed/
[14:26:01] <Teckla> My mother died of Covid-19 on Sunday. :(
[14:26:44] <janrinok> my condolences Teckla - there is nothing else I can say or do to help.
[14:27:19] <c0lo> Teckla, my condolences
[14:42:03] <FatPhil> That's terrible to hear, Teckla, I wish you strength.
[15:06:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Denmark Mink Covid Crisis Worsens. Cross-Infection to and from Humans. - https://sylnt.us
[15:23:38] <Teckla> Thanks folks, much appreciated
[17:08:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Raspberry Pi 400: Its Designer Reveals More About the Faster Pi 4 in the $70 PC's Keyboard - https://sylnt.us - slice-of-pi
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[18:27:56] * Teckla would worry about SD cards dying constantly in the RPi 400
[18:28:55] <Teckla> Although in general it looks pretty slick.
[19:01:22] <FatPhil> never had any issue with the SD card on this RasPi: phil@razspaz:/usr/local/home/phil$ uptime
[19:01:25] <FatPhil> 21:01:20 up 1042 days, 10:15, 9 users, load average: 0.50, 0.36, 0.36
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[20:16:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - McDonald's to Introduce Meatless "McPlant" Burger - https://sylnt.us - veggiesaurus
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[20:44:00] <Teckla> FatPhil: What kinds of things do you do with your RPi?
[20:57:06] <FatPhil> it's my dev/test webserver (as the slowest thing I have, it tells me if I am writing crappy code), and I use it for SSH/tmux/IRC sessions.
[21:00:47] <FatPhil> The "prod" server is a slightly more modern RPi, I forget which model.
[21:00:52] <FatPhil> luser@pipspaz:~$ uptime 23:00:38 up 727 days, 9:12, 5 users, load average: 0.13, 0.03, 0.01
[21:02:03] <FatPhil> /proc/cpuinfo tells me nothing useful apart from the fact it has 4 cores
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[21:51:33] <Runaway1956> Shhhhhhhh, be quiet please . . . the roast is resting.
[22:26:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pfizer Vaccine 90% Effective - https://sylnt.us - rona-vax
[22:34:20] <pinchy> the racist is resting
[22:42:24] <Runaway1956> Ahhhh, Miss USA is pro-gun. How refreshing. I suppose the cancel culture will eat her alive.
[22:43:22] <Runaway1956> @ Teckla - sorry to hear that.
[22:44:03] <Teckla> Thank you good sir
[22:45:18] <Teckla> FatPhil: That's pretty cool (how you're putting Raspberry Pi machines to work). I've been eyeing them for a few years, but haven't pulled the trigger yet.
[22:50:59] <Runaway1956> OH HOLY SHIT WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING NOW OR YESTERDAY OR LAST YEAR!!!!
[22:51:07] <Runaway1956> =submit https://www.startribune.com
[22:51:10] <systemd> Submitting "Not a croc: Deer hunter gets his buck in Twin Cities, takes gator for good measure"...
[22:51:32] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Not a Croc: Deer Hunter Gets His Buck in Twin Cities, Takes Gator for Good Measure" (12 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
[22:51:39] <Runaway1956> Everyone has a hunting story, but that's special.
[22:54:32] <AzumaHazuki> did someone forget runaway's haldol jab again? :/
[22:55:07] <Runaway1956> Why you wanna start 'Zum-'zum?
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[22:59:15] <SoyCow1188> =asub https://kotaku.com
[22:59:18] <systemd> Submitting "Xbox Series X Has Too Many Horrifying Holes"...
[22:59:22] * FatPhil pops 2 aderalls up runaway's butt for every haldol Azuma pokes down his gullet.
[22:59:39] <systemd> ✓ Sub-ccess! "03Xbox Series X Has Too Many Horrifying Holes" (1 paragraphs) -> https://soylentnews.org
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[23:03:38] <FatPhil> If 'pugs really respected the flag, then why do they dilute its significance by using so many? https://zh-prod-1cc738ca-7d3b-4a72-b792-20bd8d8fa069.storage.googleapis.com
[23:08:57] <c0lo> AzumaHazuki this to make your day https://twitter.com
[23:08:58] <systemd> ^ 03Twitter ( https://mobile.twitter.com )
[23:10:24] <AzumaHazuki> meh, not celebrating till his fat orange ass is either cooling its heels in prison or screaming itself hoarse in hell
[23:11:22] <c0lo> Don't celebrate, just enjoy little moments in time.
[23:12:23] <AzumaHazuki> fair enough. realistically speaking, though? this is a 2 year reprieve. this is the best case scenario and i'm grateful, but that's ALL it is
[23:14:42] <FatPhil> I don't think there are 75 million dicks that can be sucked from the Dem voters.
[23:15:45] <Runaway1956> What happens if Trump wins most or even all of his legal challenges?
[23:16:20] <AzumaHazuki> aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
[23:16:30] <AzumaHazuki> ....oh wait you're serious. let me laugh even harder
[23:16:35] <AzumaHazuki> Waaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
[23:16:55] <Runaway1956> I don't have a real strong opinion on the rest of the challenges, but Pennsylvania has a very strong chance of being Trump.
[23:17:12] <Runaway1956> Some of those others look suspicious, and the evidence needs to be examined
[23:17:36] <AzumaHazuki> whatever. in 12-14 months, Madokami willing, none of this is going to be my problem any longer
[23:17:56] <Runaway1956> Madame Camel?
[23:18:06] <AzumaHazuki> Sure, if that helps you sleep at night
[23:18:12] <c0lo> FatPhil, I reckon Zumi will get herself something phallic just for the purpose
[23:19:04] <AzumaHazuki> what for? I already have a vibrator
[23:20:13] <c0lo> I see. You didn't follow the lyrics to the end or you think Trump sucking a vibrator is good enough.
[23:20:51] <c0lo> (I confess myself... disappointed)
[23:21:12] <AzumaHazuki> i did watch the entire thing
[23:24:12] <Runaway1956> https://www.upi.com
[23:24:13] <systemd> ^ 03Fishing friends come to rescue of monkey struggling to swim
[23:31:33] <Runaway1956> https://www.zerohedge.com
[23:31:34] <systemd> ^ 03Woman Who Voted For Trump In Texas Shocked To Find She Also 'Voted' Via Mail-In-Ballot In California
[23:32:50] <FatPhil> Don't belittle the power of sex toys: https://www.youtube.com
[23:32:51] <systemd> ^ 03Lock stock and two smoking barrels - Death by dildo
[23:33:19] <Runaway1956> https://nationalfile.com
[23:33:20] <systemd> ^ 03‘OH S**T, F**K’: NBC Reporter Freaks Out Amid Confirmation That Trump Won North Carolina
[23:44:43] <AzumaHazuki> why did anyone expect trump not to win NC?
[23:44:55] <AzumaHazuki> that's like...well, like expecting hillbillies not to fuck their cousins
[23:47:57] <c0lo> FatPhil a 15" rubber cock is in another class of sex toys than a vibrator. From an enginerring point of view, I reckon 'Zumi can follow your suggestion safely when the time comes.
[23:48:40] <AzumaHazuki> oh, i may as well spell this out, since subtlety isn't your strong suit, Runaway: i do not care. This isn't going to be my problem in a year or so and I'm about as well-positioned as possible to ride out anything short of all-out civil war
[23:49:11] <AzumaHazuki> you are in much more danger than i am, especially if your traitorous orange pustule on the ass of the American body politic gets his way
[23:54:36] <c0lo> Where Trump suits stand at the moment https://www.theguardian.com
[23:54:38] <systemd> ^ 03Trump's longshot election lawsuits: where do things stand?
[23:56:49] <AzumaHazuki> c0lo, we live in clown world now. anything can happen. don't expect norms or laws or even common human decency to save us
[23:57:33] <AzumaHazuki> we very well may see an attempt, possibly successful, at a coup d'etat. it's Trump's style: throw a tantrum when he doesn't get what he wants and smash shit up
[23:58:30] <c0lo> Unfortunatelly, there are signs of such https://www.politico.com
[23:58:31] <systemd> ^ 03Official who once called Obama a ‘terrorist leader’ takes over Pentagon policy
[23:58:45] <c0lo> https://www.defensenews.com
[23:58:45] <systemd> ^ 03Top policy, intelligence civilians resign amid Pentagon shakeup
[23:59:51] <AzumaHazuki> it is what it is. i should have died before reaching adulthood, so it's all been gravy since. i did everything right and everything i could to get to this point. no regrets, or at least, none based on "shit, I should have done X"